Sleep-Talking Cult Leader: The Urantia Book & Celestial Seasonings Tea

03-03-26

Episode Transcription

00:00 Hey, thanks for listening to the things I learned last night. It's my favorite thing to do. My second favorite to do is stand up comedy. And so we love for you to cover those shows this month. I am in Houston, Plano. That's in Texas, Kingsport, Tennessee, Fredericksburg, Virginia, Charlotte, North Carolina, Milton, West Virginia. Where's that at? Huh? Raleigh, North Carolina. It's in West Virginia, Indianapolis, Omaha, St. Louis and Springfield, Missouri. So 00:28 March twenty second, I am in Nashville, Tennessee, filming my comedy special. It got rescheduled and there's two shows on that Sunday. If you're within driving distance, put on a couple episodes, make the drive, come to the special taping. I'd love to see you there. So thanks for coming to shows. Let's get into the episode. I mean, what's going on? Have you ever heard of your rancia? 00:50 I don't know if that's how it's pronounced your Antia. I'm pretty sure it's your Ancia. Okay, you're right. Okay, so for audio listener, he's showing me a logo that looks like the target logo, but it's blue and it's your Antia. Yeah, you know you are a in Tia. So what is the and it's all like this. They tried. They did this logo thing where the you blends in with the R and it's very. This gives me two thousand ah 01:19 two thousand six. Oh interesting. What judging by this, I'm curious what you think. What do you think this is? I would guess this is some kind of ah my not a tech company, but something that does like, you know, it has something to do with the table of elements. You know, I'm talking about like they, they, were yeah, but like 01:46 science tech like a futuristic chemical kind of that. What I'm thinking yeah interesting, interesting gas. Do you use your mind change at all when you see this graphic from them? Oh no, is this just a cult because now it's that same blue logo that looks like the target logo and it says live in peace and love in the middle and it's got all the logos of different religions. So it's got a cross. It's got 02:13 you know, the yin yang, it's got the manor on there. Cool. All right. And then in the larger circle, it says goodness, truth and beauty. This is a cult. Let's hear it. Okay. Okay. This has every religion's little. mean, not every religion, I guess, but yeah, all the major ones. What about this? 02:39 several books you and I we're illiterate and that's normal cannot over emphasize how normal that show us I can't take off your pants and show us your tattoo I can't I can't are you in this cult things I learned last night 03:09 Okay, so this is the sleepy time herbal tea. You know what thought? You know, the sleepy time tea worth a little bear that's sitting in his little chair, a celestial, celestial season. You get it every time you feel sick. Yeah, you drink. No, we have this our house all the time. I love them and tea is great. We love a tea. No, but you drink the sleepy time when you feel sick. They have other things for normal time that might for normal. 03:33 Oh, this is sleepy time. Yeah, one of the sleepy times and me a little sweepy time. Oh no, I can't drink sleepy time right now. I need normal time. That's what it's called. Is there stuff in it that helps you fall asleep or is it just caffeine free? I don't know if I know about. I'm honestly not sure actually what. How does the tea relate to what we're talking about? We'll see. uh So to tell the story, we need to go back. Okay, eleven 04:02 I feel like this is going to end with the people drinking sleep with time to like a like a Jonestown Kool-Aid type situation. Is that where we're going? Interesting theory. We're like, ever heard of this? It'd be like, if you were like, you ever heard of this guy? I'm not like, okay. And then we were like, no, I haven't Tom Jones. And then you were like, hold on. Is that not his name? Is it Tom Jones? What's new pussy cat? What's new? That might be. Yeah. 04:30 what I would join is called. What's the jose town called jose town called founder. It's the blanket. Jim Jones Jim Barry. was like I was like I said it. I was like I know that's not right. I was like gosh I can't remember his name though. I really like the ultimate universe where Tom Jones did his whole music career and then did Jim Jones and then you were like okay but also do you know this picture of the cool a man 04:59 I go, that's crazy. Did he voice him or something and you would go, ah, let's get into the story, you know, like that or something I worry about. Yeah, it's not that it's not that severe. Okay, okay. Okay. I'll say that for sure. It's not that severe. Okay, so 1911 there's this physician in Chicago by the name of William S Sadler. Okay, so a normal guy. He is a normal doctor. Here's his wife, Lena, Lena Sadler and normal. That's him. 05:27 and that's their kid as their your joke was that is not. Why does she look photoshopped into the background? I think they cut the background of this photo for some reason. I don't know why they did because like you can kind of see the railing behind them. I guess I think they cut it out. I'm not really sure why they did for some reason. They did. They lived in Chicago and he was a physician and he it's it's important to state that they were normal. 05:56 like normal doctors. Okay. It's important just to get ahead for the beginning of this that there and listen normal. 06:07 regular doctors just regular normal doctor people not a chiropractor. Yeah, yeah, normal. Yes, exactly. Okay. And Sadler was interesting because he, he, he was a surgeon. He was, and this is something you can't do anymore. A self trained physician. Yeah, that's true. 06:34 and then he also became an author writing. He looks your hey being a self trained physician is not something you can do. Yeah, no, you can't keep legal. uh I have thought about this a lot though, like prep preparing for this because like in my line of work writing code, a lot of people you meet like it really is fifty fifty like people who went and got a computer science degree and people who are self taught like there are a lot of people in this career that are self taught. 07:04 and it's just not so you can see in a lot of and certain careers like you. If you meet a doctor and they say I'm self taught like you run away, stand up comedy. We've all gone through stand up comedy school every single one of us. Yeah, you're right. You're right. Thanks for see that's a career that you have to be trained barely. It's not really a career, but you do have to be true. 07:33 podcasting. They just sold this stuff to us to Amazon. We're like, let's buy some podcasts, mics and you know what? They shipped them. Yeah, they didn't ask us anything. They asked us, they weren't like, are you going to spread misinformation? That's detrimental to the society and then to ultimately create a vision that maybe can't be repaired. Uh, no, I didn't even have to check a box. I literally just went by now, but on the Costco credit card, I'm never going to pay that off. 08:05 you 08:09 Okay, so William Sadler, but these guys are normal. This is a normal doctor train himself. Yeah doctor. This was a time where that was relatively normal that you learn by yourself and how you learn on your own. How you self teach medicine? I don't know, but he also was an accomplished author. That's why you haven't done it. How you teach yourself? I don't know. Oh really? Yeah, but if you knew you do it, you know what's crazy is my neighbor's a dentist. 08:39 Yeah, I told you this before. Yeah, my neighbor manages a dental office and but she's like a full dentist in the Philippines. Yeah, like everything. Yeah, right. But then to come here, there's no like, you know, abbreviated program or test or anything that can prove that you know what you're doing. Yeah, she has to do the full eight years of dental school all over again. If she wants to practice here in the States, it's wild. Yeah, you know, 09:05 so now she just manages a dental office, even though she knows everything you know, because teeth don't change. That's not a field that changes. I don't know if you know yeah they don't, but they don't really their teeth have been the same for a long time. Have you thought about how crazy it is that like dentists have? I'm very I don't know how to say this out loud. Yeah, let's hear it. Dentists have. I don't know how to say this out loud without sounding crazy. 09:35 Oh, we can't. We're all tuned in. Tim, I think it's just very peculiar to me that somewhere along the line and I don't know when or where I don't know the history. So this is literally just my brain being crazy. So this might be something I shouldn't put out in public, but I'm uh man dentists managed to carve out this one tiny little part of the human body and say, this is ours. Doctors, you can't do this. This is us. We're the specialists of this and you can't touch this, but like 10:05 like if you go to any other hospital, like you go to hospital. Yeah, there are specialists who specialize like podiatrists specialize in the fact that dentists aren't at the hospital. That is crazy. Yeah, they're like thinking about it. Yeah, they're like this is ours and it's not including your health insurance. Yeah, if you go to the hospital, it's in my body. Yeah, if you go to the hospital, the doctor's like well, it's your teeth. We can't. is interesting. You're have to go to the dentist. That's really weird to me. 10:29 like that's really weird. Yeah, there's an orthopedic surgeon who's there. They can do everything your nose and throat doctor at the hospital, the foot doctor at the hospital, even like your eyes, like you go to the eye doctor for your glasses, but like if something happens to eyes, you still go to the hospital. The optometrist is like that's our you can't go to hospital for that. That's very weird to me. I don't know why or how that happened. Well, I think it's because I think you know it's what's the guy that we talked to was the dentist that we just story on here. Then 10:56 necklace of teeth. I don't remember his name, but yeah, the crazy teeth guy. Yeah, yeah, he was Tom Jones. Maybe Thomas midger doctor. Doctor, what's that? Was it Thomas midgley? Is that his name? No, I don't think it was Thomas midgley. I don't remember, but you know, I think that it was a service that like, you know, you would end up with these traveling guys who tooth pain was pretty common. Yep, yep, yep. And these guys could pull your teeth, but they've 11:25 couldn't fix your broken bones. Yeah, and so they figured out like if I get you drunk enough, I can pull this tooth out. Yeah, yeah, like that's you know, that's that's what dentistry was for a long time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, here drink this. Yep, because it's the one thing that you saw. It's not like you can be like all right, bite down on this while I snap your bone back in place. It's like now I gotta get you drunk. I gotta get you drunk. 11:54 then I can take care of that tooth. You know that is interesting that they're not a hospitals. It's free. Is that weird? I think you're probably right. I think it's probably something about. I it has to do with just yeah, how everything kind of came together through all the stuff. Yeah, it's there's so many things in our society that are just like yeah, we did this this way in the eighteen hundreds and that's why now we just do it that way. Yeah, yeah, you know, which is strange. So we can change it at any point. 12:24 yeah yeah. You could I is crazy that they can. I really did think this when I left the dentist. I was like man, that's that's insane that you guys are just able to drill out part of my tooth, replace it with ah worth the what's the white stuff that they're not porcelain. Is it no? What are they replacing with that enamel? Yeah, where it's like they have that little blue light that's like yeah and then they can shape it and then in my mouth on my I feels exactly the same. How do you do the same thing? 12:54 Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's true. It's pretty crazy that they figure this stuff out. That is crazy because they usually just have to pull all your teeth out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that is insane. Actually, I don't know. It seems a little schemey, so he was at a time and this was, know, he's a self trained doctor and he lived in a time where you could be right out of town. Don't I miss it? ah Okay, and he was normally normal guy. Yeah, normal guy. 13:24 Absolutely. I cannot over emphasize enough how normal this guy or I hope that this isn't my legacy. I hope that fifty years now people are like can't over his eyes. Just a normal guy boring, regular, nothing really. So I had a wife and a kid. We don't even know her name. Yeah. So his wife, Lena, you think of Lena, Lena, Lena, 13:52 uh grew up with another woman by the name of Ella Osborne Davis went to church with her seven day Adventists and because of that uh they became close family friends of the man that Ella married who was a guy by the name of William Kellogg who you might know from our episode about William Kellogg. Well we did the episode John Harvey Kellogg. Oh because John Harvey was crazy. 14:20 William was his brother who took the company to the car. Yes, that's right. Okay, we did do an episode about John Harvey Kellogg, which is a great episode. It's a crazy story. Yeah, which I'm gonna be honest. I wanted to go back and listen to that before. I can't remember why. Do you remember why John Harvey Kellogg was so weird? What was weird about him? Yeah, wasn't he really weird for his whole thing was that he thought corn flakes were gonna make it so that you weren't? That's right. 14:46 he was like yeah. The kids just want to kiss all the time and this old. This will really damn. He figured out he figured that every problem came from your gut is what he that's right. That's right. So he thought if we could make the blandest diet possible, you wouldn't sin any that you wouldn't sin, but also you wouldn't have health problems and so that was the it was a complete jump and his brother was like this is crazy, but the cereal is pretty good. We're going to sell this. Yeah, we're going to sell this boy into cereal everywhere. Yeah, so they became family friends. Will 15:16 And Will, here's what I should say actually real quick. Allegedly Will called the Saddlers. Yeah. And I shouldn't say Will. Ella called the Saddlers. What year is this again? 1911. So I don't think they called them, huh? Oh I guess they telegrammed. Ella telegrammed. Called them? He FaceTimed him. 15:38 and was like text to the a what a boo. I'm just over here hanging out. My brother's cray cray, you know, like he's just saying a bunch of stuff. It's not 11. Ella telegrammed the saddlers ah and said, Hey, will has been talking in his sleep and it's really weird since you're a self taught doctor. I would love it if you would come self teach him to stop doing that because I can't sleep. And so the saddlers were like that in Morse code. I'm doing it in Morse code. oh 16:08 So if you listen to Morse code, if you know Morse code, hype. 16:18 Was that SOS? 16:22 easier against as well. We haven't done that in a while. I was definitely so as because I know SOS and Mars code, so you just did something that I know you're gonna pay for. Alex knows that he's an eagle scout. He has to teach more scouting. They have to know they have the Morse code and Braille legally. You have to know more so so she telegrams them says hey, he's talking in to sleep. Will you come watch it and see if it's weird? 16:51 is weird to me. Yeah. And so the sounders show up, they watch it and it's really interesting because he's describing the fifth season of modern fame to a T. It's great. He's just like J and Gloria and they're like, who are these people? Who is he talking about? He's just, mean, if you go back and listen to the audio because they had audio back then and you go back and let's do it. It's just, it's just every episode word for word. It's 17:20 fifth season of modern family. It's really interesting because in 1929 he puts out a book called the mind and mischief. William Sadler. Okay. What you just mixed them up. William S Sadler. Okay. Writes a book in 1929. Now William, sorry, I'm yeah and he writes a book talking about how in 19 well, I should say the whole book is about the supernatural and so his whole book is about how the mind can create 17:49 crazy visions of things and make you believe things that are not true. And so the whole book is how the psychology of the supernatural. Right. It's really grounded. The whole book is super grounded and he's basically like discrediting every side of supernatural anything. um And then at the very end of the book, he says, but there was this one time in 1911. Why is a really good book? Oh my gosh, I haven't been able to put it down. 18:22 And the last two pages are just one time in 1911, my wife woke up in the middle of the night to me talking about Cam and Mitchell and what they were doing on their adventures. you're like, what is this? This is really weird. Um, and basically he says in 1911, there was a subject that I observed who was speaking in his sleep and he would have these moments where he'd be completely unconscious, completely asleep. Um, he was not able to recall anything he said in those moments. 18:47 um even if we told him about it like we could not jog his memory, could not get him to have any recollection of what he was saying and he would reveal things about physics and astrology and astronomy, um the history and this is Kellogg who's having these night things allegedly okay. Okay, Okay. It's Kellogg. There's nothing that ever says it's Kellogg, but there has been some people who've done some research put the pieces together. This has got to be William Kellogg yeah because what 19:17 The things make them have sharp edges. uh The uh documents about this, they say that that it was a prominent businessman that was in close relationship with the Sadlers. So it kind of is like the one guy that they know that was a prominent businessman. uh But he and he says that he would talk about these things that they would then go verify and they were true. 19:47 but he did not know about these subjects. And like, it's very odd that he was able to recount these things in this. Okay. And so he basically in this 1929 books says this is a very strange thing he did that he witnessed that he doesn't have a category for and he can't explain. And so it's like all the supernatural things in this book, I can explain and show how the human brain can put these things, create this stuff and create this sort of mythology that comes from the supernatural. But this one experience in 1911, I can't explain. I don't understand. 20:17 Hey, thanks for listening to this episode of things. I learned last night. If you like this show, we would love to see in our Patriot. It's a great way to financially support the show. We don't make money from this. It just helps us to pay the people who do make money from this. Like Alex and Robert, her editor, and maybe one day, one day me and Tim, maybe one day, but only if you join, only if you join, can't wait. We can't get paid until you pay. Can't feed Tim's kid until you join. He's so 20:58 and he didn't say his whole book was like debunking yes, supernatural yes, yes and then at the end goes talking, but explaining how the human mind creates those things and believes those things. Okay, like it sounds interesting. I haven't read it, but it sounds interesting because it's the I have read it. I'm listening yeah. I like to read books from nineteen fourteen pretty often. I 1929 1929 and 21:28 Cut that out, I guess. No, that's funny. I that. You're just going... 21:36 And, uh, what? Anyways, so this, this comes out and he's basically like, don't have an explanation for it. Everything else I can explain, but I can't explain this. Yeah. What comes out later is around this same time, he got this group of people he trusts, not just physicians, but people like academics together. And they basically formed 22:05 what I could best describe as a Bible study, but without the Bible where they all were trying to figure out this guy who would have these like these talking asleep, but it was a, it was a William Kellogg study. Yeah. Kellogg study. Yeah. I like that. But what's interesting is the saddlers. I should say the Kellogg's did not want anyone to know that it was William Kellogg because he had a career to defend. Yeah, of course. And they were very wealthy. 22:35 And so he was not a part of this. think I'm crazy. Yeah, he was not a part of this group, but he was willing to participate. And so the saddlers were given access to go watch Kellogg sleep and see what he would say to sleep. Yeah. And then they would go to the little Bible study group and they'd like, here's what Kellogg said last night. And then they would talk about it. Here's what our subject said last night. Yes. And so no one there knew who this guy was, but they were all fascinated by him. Sure. And 23:04 as the years went on of them listening to the things that this guy said, they started to wonder, can we prompt him? Can we ask him questions and will he respond? The answer that question was yes, and so they were like, why is asleep? Well, you can ask him something and he will answer what you're saying and okay, bush are it sounds very similar to this bush are thing where they are. You're gonna bring up a char later. No, I'm not, but you want to talk about him. I know not yet. Explain what this is and then we'll talk about. We've talked about Bush are before right. I think so. Yeah, Alex just went 23:34 Alex is like we got here. Okay, buddy. Alex said that player. Would you handcuff him? We need to detain that guy. Do your job. No, no, no. Don't give me that attitude. Thank you. Sadler put out a second edition of mine of mischief and he said there's this one thing in 1911 I can't explain and then there's also this podcast 23:59 that has this woman who just floats in the room. You're obsessed with her. She's real. She floats in the room. Sorry player and she makes this crazy sound when she floats. can't explain it. I don't understand what's the sound she has this tail that looks tiny like a little electrical cord. It's 1911, but I know where the electrical boards are and so throughout the thirties and forties they're going over to the Kellogg's house 24:29 and they're watching him sleep and they're asking him questions in his sleep and they bring a stenographer and the stenographers writing down everything that he says and the little typewriters and now they do with their mouths. You those people. I love these sonographers. 24:49 just ASMR spoken. It's pretty crazy. It is insane and yeah, so for a couple decades, they're writing down everything he says and asking him questions to prompt him and see what his opinions are about it. And then in nineteen fifty five, they organized the Uransia Foundation and they release the Uransia book and this okay. 25:19 the these this book. Oh no part one, the central and super universes part two, the local universe. Yeah part three, the history of your Ancia and part four, obviously where we got to go the life and teachings of Jesus. Okay, and this is a two thousand nine. Your Ancia is the name of our planet. 25:45 That's what it says on there. Your Ancia is the name of our planet, um so this is a two thousand ninety seven page book um that why least that are really are I why should say literally allegedly transcripts of the things that William Kellogg said in his sleep to we have anything. I'm going to get this. We rent this in the library. You think I don't know if this would be in the library, but it's for sale online. They still sell it. How much is it? Let's see 26:15 put it on my card. They don't they're like. Are you gonna use this information responsibly? I don't there's no question. There's no question. It's like thirty. I mean depends where you buy it anywhere from anywhere from ten to forty bucks. Here's one on eBay for three hundred and fifty. I think this is like an old copy, like one of the original copies. I'm guessing yeah, this is an original nineteen fifty five edition for that's crazy. um So who has released this the your ranch and who is behind your range is Dr Sadler 26:44 Yeah, Sadler was the founder and the organization that he formed again. Yeah. Okay. And so as two thousand ninety seven page book and okay. How many pages are in the Bible depends on which translation? I was trans. I read it in the translation, but just do like do the CSB or the do the do the in IV. Do the do a translation. Pick one. I mean it does. It depends on like how many like like how big the text is in the print. 27:13 Here's what it says depending on the size of the print and the size of the pages somewhere between seven hundred and twenty five hundred pages. Okay, so it's a Bible. Yeah, yeah, it's a it is a Bible. Yeah, for me see a picture of this book. You got a picture of the book like like a physical version of the book. Now, what else would I mean? 27:35 Well, this is what else would I a page of the book is not a picture. This is a, this is a document of the book. You have a picture with the book. I'm talking about how big a book is. Use the context clues. Okay. Here is, this is a more recent edition of the book. They're the most, what I'm saying, if you show me the Harry Potter book, I'm going to punch you in the mouth. 28:01 This is more recent rendition of the book. You're going to show me Narnia. I know it. You're going to show me Narnia because you range. You looks like Narnia. You're going to show me Narnia. Here you go. Let's do your joke. Do your joke. Okay. Here you go. 28:18 He didn't do it. He just showed me the book. Comedy is subverting expectations. You were getting ready to, weren't you? wasn't. No, I was. See, I would buy this. 28:33 This is a coffee table book for sure. Can you imagine going to someone's house and this is sitting on the pretty cool and on the cover, the covers is the parts of the book. That's what I love the most. I'm saying you have to open this book to see the table content. So the parts of the book. Yeah. So okay. So here's the storyline of the book. The book is go with the tea. 28:59 The book. What's tea? What's interesting about the book is it's separated into those four parts and essentially it's the history of the universe. And the concept here is that we are a part of a grand universe made up of a bunch of super universes that are circling what they call the Isle of Paradise. And in there is the perfect universe called Havona. And in there there are the uh enlightened beings. 29:27 who have created all the universes that exist out in the so this really is like Bashar. They're asking questions. If you don't know who Bashar is, we've talked about a picture of the guy. Yeah, it's this guy who claims to have and like we should probably do like a quick aside episode on him. Sometime work it into another story. Maybe gosh dang it. What what what is 29:54 What is Bashar Bashar alien? There's another guy named Bashar. Oh, look up Bashar alien guy. Here we go. Do I gotta teach you how to Google? I found his real name. No, it's just there's another guy named Bashar. I'm sure also very fit. There's plenty of people named Bashar and so that was the only one that was coming up when I searched to Bashar. Yeah, look up Bashar alien guy. So there's a guy who goes to these conferences and all this stuff and like he 30:23 and he's done like mri's while he's in a very trance state or whatever, where he like enters in it's like he's channeling the communication of a of a different entity through him and you can talk to and say and so they've done like eyes will roll back in his head. His voice changes he claims or they claim that he's done these tests to show that his brain activity really is turned off during this 30:51 and he always wears these. mean he's looking tropical all the time. You know this is not even like this is a picture that's not even like oh we caught him off guard. This is what he wears to these confidence and people will be like. Do you think the humans will make contact with us and he'll go? I don't know if it's offensive for me to copy him. Maybe I don't care where he'll go. Yes, yes, we you know and have these like spasms when he does it yeah and it's 31:21 I, know, good on this guy for finding his grift, but for finding his grip, uh if it's real, mean like, also like if it, if I've, if you're telling me that he's accessing a different part of his brain, even, know, yeah, he always does that with his hands when he does, he always does that and he makes these weird noise. 31:42 and then starts and then his voice gets so much deeper. Yeah, it's very where it is really weird. It's really weird to watch, but that's essentially what they're saying is happening here is they're that's what I'm saying is that if it could be like the same and that's what I mean is that this guy might genuinely believe that this is a different entity, but it's just a different consciousness in his brain. There's some kind of split or some ability to do that yeah and he has the ability to turn it on, but like you know it could be potentially that this that Kellogg was 32:12 just falling into that and sleep and so they were talking to a different awake version of him. Yep, yep, yep, yep and maybe that's just something we don't know how the brain works. You know, yeah, I don't know. Yeah, probably um and so or their descriptors or their grifter or their grifter. That's a huge possible. That's also possible, but anyways, so the story line goes we're a part of these super universes. Our local universe is a universe called Nebadon. 32:40 And in there, there are 10 million inhabited worlds. They're all at different parts of their journey. And the whole journey, the intention of the journey is every living being is uh connected to what they call a thought adjuster or a divine spark. And that thought adjuster is trying to help you gain enlightenment to understand what helps you get to that main core universe of Havona. That's the paradise. Havona, heaven. 33:10 Yeah. And so we're all, everyone's searching Ascension. When you die, you're going to go through what they call mansion worlds and there you're going to be educated and evolved to that point of Ascension where you can then finally go to Havana. And our planet, our actual planet is your Ancia and Arantia is a relatively young planet in the scale of this super, of course things. And the human race specifically is about a million years old and the human race has 33:40 uh had been progressing really well through their timeline of the way all the thought adjusters were trying to educate us and help us grow. But something happened. Each planet is assigned a prince from these like super intelligent beings and these princes princes are supposed to oversee them. Our prince is Jesus. Well our prince is a man named Lucifer. Oh OK. Or I should say being named Lucifer. And two hundred thousand years ago he 34:10 rebelled and he thought through his own pride that he should be greater than all the other princes. And so he really is a merger of biblical mythology and yeah, yeah, a lot of this. Well, what's interesting when you look at the whole story is there is a ton of Christian themes themes that are bended just a little bit. 34:36 right to fit this idea of the universe. Yeah. But there is kind of like this kind of like what a lot of the, Christian influencers and podcasters do now where it's like there's Christian themes, but that's not what this is. I mean, yeah, a little more though, cause that is very pantheistic. it's pulling in every world religion, which is a very common thing from the fifties. Yeah. And so they're pulling in influences from all these different religions, but also these influences from science and these influences from like science fiction. 35:05 And so as the story goes 200,000 years ago, Lucifer rebelled and then our planet was quarantined because it was a danger to the rest of the planets in the system. And so we were okay. You're not allowed to ascend to this higher level because of that rebellion kind of broke us. And so we're now trying to atone for that rebellion is where we're at. And that's why things are so bad um is because we're in this kind of like intellectual prison almost. 35:29 and we can't. So has everyone that's ever been alive felt like they're living in the worst time that's ever existed? Well, is that what we're saying? What's really interesting is if you think about it, 1911 when this supposedly began World War One and then through that they go through the Great Depression and the World War Two and then this finally comes out. I do think about a lot. How you know we've we've read several books you and I so we only 35:56 we're literate. No, I was talking about, was talking about slashing towards utopia and how the back half of the 19th century is an anomaly that this world that we're nostalgic for of the 50s and 60s of this, know, or even post 80s of like the fall of the Berlin Wall and Russia being pushed back on the all of those things are so ah 36:25 rare in human history that like we weren't in feudalism or wars or yeah, you know, or people dying of diseases and mass scale uh that we think that that was just normal. Yeah, but like what we're living through is actually more close to normal than the past. Yeah, well, decades have been. Yeah, normal is instability. Yeah, stability is very rare in the history of that's where I Yeah, 36:54 and I mean that in the broad spectrum of everything. I mean that is like the way that our our country is, but also the way that our our the whole plan is the whole planet relationally. Like that's what I'm saying is like there's a lot of elements, a lot of moving pieces that like this is not, you know, we're at some weird places right now. 100 % yeah and that's normal. 37:18 cannot over emphasize how normal that it's so well, like that's what I mean is I has everyone who's ever lived just felt like oh my gosh, it can't get worse. I mean yeah yeah yeah because I mean you look at I guess I mean even you look at the gospels everybody was like oh the Messiah is going to come and fix all of us true. That's true. It really is like we've always felt like this can't be the way it's supposed to be yeah and so 37:42 the whole first half of this book, the whole first part I should say is explaining the history of the universe and why it was created. And really the creation was that we are supposed to gain ascension and it all culminates in this moment. 200,000 years ago, Lucifer rebels and then about 6000 years ago they are, they attempted to restart. And so they, that's where Adam and Eve came into the story. And this was the re-creation of humanity. Right. They're only 6000 years ago. Try to create humanity. 38:12 and give us a new birth and then Jesus comes in as one of the great prophets, uh part of this to become our new prince and to lead us towards ascension. So Jesus is supposed to replace Lucifer because Lucifer is the concept. And then the second part and the third part are just a collection of history and science and other concepts. A hodgepodge of stuff. Yeah, to just be like, here's how the world works. Here's how everything works. uh 38:42 we'll come back to that. We'll come out and leave that for a second and then the fourth part is the life of Jesus, but specifically that part from age twelve to age thirty that the Bible doesn't talk about and it's like here's everything. The bottle doesn't tell you about Jesus. Yeah, it's long. It's like a thousand pages of like here's everything. This did that the Christians don't want you to know about yeah and they don't and no one knew like he was in a bay and and then but he wanted to be taken serious Peter broke off 39:10 and started angels and airwaves and later I'm going to tell you that it wasn't Peter. Sorry. James broke off and started angels and airwaves. Yeah. And then Jesus was the five lows to fish is a long name, but too long of a name, too long of a name, but whatever. uh 39:34 that's just how they did it, but his concerts were the most well attended five thousand five thousand people. Can you imagine five thousand people on a hillside? Can you picture it? Can you picture it and imagine singing a big, big house? I jee. I hate how easy it is for us to slip into our youth pastor voices. It's truly wild. How easy we can just it's almost like I can just go uh 40:04 Hey guys, thank you so much for joining us at North Point this week. We're so excited that you're here. Hey, if you're a first time guest, we want to extend a special welcome to you and just say thank you for making North Point your home for the weekend. If you are just checking this out, please take a second to fill out that card on the back of the seat in front of you. 40:22 or scan this QR code. We'd love to get you connected. So a couple things going on around church this weekend, like, my gosh, it's so easy to get back. I was going to go. Oh, so hey guys, we're getting ready to, this is our giving portion of the service. And again, if you're a first time guest, there is no pressure to do that. Could do this. That's how the guy's doing it. Eyes closed, hands like this. 40:51 there. We are about to the giving portion of our service. If you are a first time guest, there is no pressure for you to give. We just want you to feel welcome. 41:07 Oh boy. Am I sick? I sure do need Tim stones. Get well quick trick. And what is it? It's simply chug an entire gallon of orange juice. Wow. I forgot. And then this shirt reminded me, I'm so glad that I have this shirt as a public service announcement of public health service to other people around me. Do your part. Get this shirt shop.tilling.com. 41:43 Here's what's interesting. Those second, those two sections in the middle. Yeah, they're the majority of that section are plagiarized books and documents like word for word plagiarized documents. Okay. And what's really interesting when you look into these, these are books and scholarly studies that uh Sadler uses as references in his other books. 42:13 Okay. So he's just like, this is going to be in the year. Antioch book too. Really interesting. So he's piecing this together too. Like, so it's not just transcripts of 42:24 I don't know. Well, I mean, what are the inside pages look like? Have we got you got it? You got any pictures or screenshots rather maybe some PDF downloads of any of the just a single of the two thousand ninety seven pages that's in this book. Just one of them. Here we go. I want to make sure I'm as clear as possible. I'm asking for things from you because you go. What do you mean a picture of the book? What do you mean? Okay, I haven't I 42:51 I want to be honest with you. Not only have I not read this, I can't read this on my screen. It's too small. Let's see what it too small. So we're going to find out together what this actually says when I put this on screen in the second. Here it is. Okay. Ready opening shot, fill in clear dry riding bikes down their neighborhood and they run into a new woman who has moved in, but as a soccer mom on the team of Luke's team. 43:20 Well, very good English. Okay, what doesn't say though? This is the preface. Let me get you an actual. This is an act. Give me a page from the book. Oh my God. I told you I couldn't read that and that I to describe everything in great detail for this guy because he just can't even understand in the sense the reference makes an interesting but distinct point. Oh, that's okay. So we're getting some some indexes, some you know, okay. 43:50 The universal father is the God of all creation. The first source and center of all things and beings. First thinking first think of God as a creator, then as a controller and lastly as an infinite upholder. Okay, so this is like written. This is this is two thousand pages of that dense. That's crazy. Yeah. So okay. And so they're claiming that this is all the stuff that he had said. 44:19 in his sleep in his sleep and they wrote it down. Yeah, hold on. Here's a quote at the end from the universal father who inhabits eternity. There has gone forth the supreme mandate. Be you perfect even as I am perfect. 44:39 show us. I can't take off your pants and show us your tattoo. I can't. I can't pull him has the words be perfect on his thigh. Do have the words be perfect on my thigh? Are you in this cult? No, I just take what Jesus says. Okay, so this is the book. Yeah, so it's it's it's pretty. I would say incoherent ramblings and plagiarism, clear plagiarism. Okay, what's interesting is a 45:08 like a newer uh adherent to the faith, I guess you could call it, um has by the name of William Block, he outlines or he talks about all of the plagiarism and he on their website has actually listed, here's all the plagiarized documents and he doesn't call it a bad thing. he's, and it's, it's, it's an interesting argument, but it's also kind of crazy. And then his argument is that we must understand that these messages are not 45:38 coming from humans and in our culture and in the way we see the world, there is something wrong with plagiarism to us, but to these higher level beings, all of these thoughts come from them in the first place, and so we're not they're not taking I yeah yeah, we're just we're taking the I down my money is God's money. Yeah, it's that kind of con. I'm just managing it for it, and so he calls it. He calls the the all the play to the reference on Megan 46:04 have you seen that Dave ranzi clip? Yes, like people, people can't be mad at me because I, because I own a bunch of homes. It's not my money. It's God's money, right? It's same. I want you to know that God is in a lot of credit card debt over here. It's not my dad. It's not my dad. That's his fault for putting me in charge of every time collections calls. I tell him God's credit score is in the five hundreds over here and he better get that on lock. You know I'm saying 46:31 ring ring collections. You better pray. I go to credit karma.com. log in with Jesus at heaven dot net. He has a dot net. Yeah, someone sniped the dot com Lucifer, but he calls it. He calls it a masterpiece of restatement. Okay, so he spins it like this is an incredible thing. They play when is this a guy? Yeah, this is a new guy. Okay, a new researcher talking about it. Sure. 47:01 So this becomes, I shouldn't say hugely popular, but relatively popular in this pseudo-science, alternative religion space. A bunch of people start buying it and start adhering to the concepts of Urantia. um And this becomes a non-profit foundation. You can donate to it or you can purchase the books and that's where they bring in their income. uh And last estimate I saw recently is they're worth about three million dollars. So not hugely successful, but successful. 47:30 Okay, I'm still going. Yeah, it's still going. They're still printing. Where's the headquarters at? I think you know, cago interesting. I'm pretty sure. Okay, let me. What is it with the tea? Oh, so as sadler sadler they in the fifties, he started researching herbal teas and how they could like help the body for a lot of different things. Okay, specifically ancient people and then he started celestial seasonings and that's where he got the name is because we're part of the celestial body. 47:59 And so the seasonings, the, the, the tea company is loosely affiliated. Like he, there's nothing in it where he like tries to teach things with it, but it was like a company. He started to sell the tea, sold the company to private equity. And now they, they continue to run the company. private equity. the celestial seasonings tea started by a cult. Yes. Yeah. It was started by the call. Yeah. 100%. And then they sold to 48:27 Yeah, private equity. It became, it became very successful. The cult of capitalism. Okay. Is these overlords who sell you a lie and they just think they make you think that, you're just going to sell your business to me and then we're going to help you grow. We're going to help you keep going. Like you cashed out. You're good. And we're, and you know, no, they're just going to squeeze every little, know what they are every little, they're like squeezing literally the tea is a great analogy for it they're just squeezing all the flavor and nutrients out of that little tea bag and they just leave you with the tea bag. Yeah. Yeah. And they say, I hope you are 48:56 They throw it away when they're done. I hope you're happy. I hope you're happy. I hope you're happy now. m 49:06 defying gravity so so celestial seasonings tea is started by a cult yeah. Allegedly, I should say here's the I'm not allegedly we know sadler started the tea company and we know some are starting your ancia so it wasn't started by the call, but it's by the cult founder. What do we think this is a cult yeah call is a tough word. It's more like there's not a lot of culty activities at this 49:33 uh organization does because that's one thing from the book that they are very careful to outline that the Christian Church strayed from Jesus's teachings and they began to become an organization that was focused on outreach and growing its own wealth and power and influence instead of being focused on the teachings of Jesus. And so they greatly expanded what the teachings of Jesus were, but their idea is like, want to actually teach what those teachings were instead of like be 50:02 evangelist, evangelist, so they're not a cult in the sense that's like we have this rigid uh set of beliefs that you have to follow and be a part of. There's no like there's no like compound or structure with it. It's pretty broad. It's there's not like a more like it's this book that is the real special knowledge. Okay. And the idea is you learn this stuff and then you try to live this life and achieve ascension. 50:30 but there's not like there's no power dynamics. There's no no there's nothing like that interest. So there's a lot of teachings that feel like cold yeah, but there's not a lot of the like activities that are called. It's very strange huh yeah. It really is kind of just like a new way. Do you like me? Do you like as far as I can tell it doesn't seem like it at least not official your ancient meetings. They sell the book yeah they sell the book. They teach the things from the book. They don't like that's what saying. There's no who's teaching 50:58 I don't I'm not. guess are there courses, are there videos, are there are there teachers, are there are there evangelists are there? Well, I think I don't think that there are evangelists because that was one thing that they're they're pretty anti the way Christianity became so right so like I don't think they're out there like campaigning for these beliefs, but it looks like they have 51:23 now day and I don't know if this is like something that's new or not, but like just looking to have a conference that they do. Okay, they do a retreat in Florida and then there are some steady groups that exist throughout the country, but it doesn't is not clear whether these are like sanctioned from your auntie foundation or these are people who like believe in it that are putting the other groups to meet interesting. Yeah, it's very nebulous. Yeah, 51:49 but every time you drink one of those teas, you're drinking in the the core of Havana. So think about that Havana. Yeah, okay, so so will in the junk Kelly, John Kelly, John Harvey, Kellogg Harvey Kellogg episode in the John Harvey Kellogg episode. We describe William Kellogg as the level headed one. Yeah, as like the normal guy. Yeah, 52:18 What's interesting is he might, he might be, it might be like he's having night terrors of being crazy like his brother. What's interesting is they John Harvey's over there like, I knew it the whole time. They grew up as Seventh Day Adventists. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So there's a lot of, there's a lot of elements of it where it's like, this is so baked into your vocabulary. And so did, so did this group like Bible study group that was studying here. We're all former Seventh Day Adventists that left the Seventh Day Adventist Church. 52:45 because they disagreed with a lot of the foundations of it. And so this was like, I've thought a lot about what I think is going on here. I think it's one of like a couple things. It could genuinely just be a big grift. um But I think what could be happening is I think that the sleep talking might've been real and he has ever since then not been able to explain it. And he went a little crazy trying to figure it out. And then he got this group of people together that like, 53:14 fed into the crazy. Right. And then it became this big thing. And so even though he was a normal guy, like there's this part of him that was a little insane because he couldn't figure out this one thing with his friend, Kellogg. Yeah. And that could develop into this big attempt to explain. It's the brain's desire to have an answer and to close the loop. And if you spend decades with an open loop, then yeah, that could lead to some pretty weird places. And there is a, there is like, I think they were all primed for this, like the gnosis hidden knowledge thing because 53:43 because that's the Seventh-day Adventist Church was like really big on that and really big on like diverging from you guys are getting it wrong, you're missing a lot of this. And so I think that there was like, oh, you guys are missing it. And like the Seventh-day Adventist Church, the people who were like, oh, you're missing it. They're like, you're actually missing it too. And so ah maybe there's part of that there. Have we ever talked about 54:08 Have we ever talked about in high school that project I did about the seven day Venice church? No. Did you do a video where you were the lead of the seven day Venice church and you're like my fellow seventh day eventists? Did you do that? Honestly, pretty much. I did a video. It was a video project. It was a video project. The assignment was, was like to outline the history of the seventh day of different. Everybody got assigned a denomination. We got seven day Venice and 54:38 it's like a 12 minute action adventure movie with one minute of content in the middle and in that content moment discuss you being like this, by the way, it's the movie has nothing to do with it. You're recreating Bill and Ted's excellent adventure, right? And then it just cuts you to death being like, yeah. The other thing about this that we were supposed to do was having the event is sort of, happened back to the movie. 55:03 The plot line is I got kidnapped and they were trying to keep me from getting the message of the Seventh-day Adventist Church out. And so I'm in prison and I meet another prisoner who helps me break out. And in that moment he's like, why are you doing this? And there's a dramatic moment where I slam my arm on wall. And I'm like, believe, I can't remember exactly what I said, but I remember in the middle of my speech, there's a thing where I say, and people forgot. I believe. 55:28 the I believe in Christ the son. I need to track down the video because, there's a, I remember saying like God or God gave Moses the 10 commandments and people followed all of them. But then there was one of them that everybody forgot to follow. And it was, remember the Sabbath day, keep it holy. And he said, and I was like, and that is why we need to break out of here. And then it was like this really was tomorrow. 55:57 because today is the sabbath. That's why we need to break out of this prison tomorrow. We did a track it down and maybe we can put it on patreon or maybe we can do an episode where I pull it out. That's crazy. It is twelve minutes long though and put it out on patreon. It's in our discord now for sure. teacher gave us a B because he said he said you did not do the assignment, but the video is entertaining. So I'll give you a B then. Okay, that's how you pass school. 56:26 Well, if you like this episode, share with somebody and go watch the John Harvey Kellogg episode and then yeah, join us on Patreon where you can apparently watch this epic film. The wait is over here and you can also, I'm sure, watch some of my high school show choir performances as well. Those are definitely in the discord as well. So thanks for thanks for being here for the show. We'll see you next Tuesday.


In the early 1900s, a respected doctor made a discovery that would lead to a 2,000-page religious text—and eventually, a popular tea brand found in grocery stores across America. The story of Urantia and Celestial Seasonings blends religion, science, sleep talking, and spiritual mystery into one of the strangest faith movements of the 20th century. This is the story behind … Read More

How 19 Deaths Saved Football | The Death Harvest Ep 314

02-24-26

Episode Transcription

00:00 Hey, thanks for listening to things. I learned last night. It's my favorite thing to do. My second favorite to do is stand up comedy and so we love for you to cover those shows this month. I am in Houston Plano. That's in Texas, Kingsport, Tennessee, Fredericksburg, Virginia, Charlotte, North Carolina, Milton, West Virginia. Where's that at? Huh? Raleigh, North Carolina. It's in West Virginia, Indianapolis, 00:24 Omaha, Saint Louis and Springfield, Missouri. So March twenty second, I am in Nashville, Tennessee, filming my comedy special. I got rescheduled and there's two shows on that Sunday. If you're within driving distance, put on a couple episodes, make the drive, come to the special taping. I'd love to see you there, so thanks for coming to shows. That's getting the episode. Hey man, what's up? Have you ever heard of the 1905 death harvest? T's just really positive encouraging episodes lately that we're going for 00:54 just you know, if you feel like the world's kind of falling apart around you, why don't you come over to till in podcast? We're gonna talk about the nineteen oh five death harvest. Is it as dark as it sounds? ah While you tell me here's a picture of the death harvest in action. Oh, it's a game. Okay, it's a rugby game. I know this is football. This is college football. Oh, is it a five? Okay, what it used to look like before we before we became so weak. 01:23 Yeah. Well, in the 1905s, before it went woke in the 1905 season, 19 people were killed playing football. Oh oh my gosh. uh So what? So this probably did a lot of changes to the game, like a lot of changes to the game. OK. 01:45 There's nothing in the rule book that says I can't kill this guy at the 40 yard line. There's nothing in the rules. It's a baseball bat. You know, you can't show up with someone's house. Let's pitch for it and chase them out of town. Like that doesn't exist anymore and it should. We just bring that back. Things I learned last night. 02:16 It's a little bit of backstory on what football is. uh I do think we need to do like the backstory of how we got to the 1905 and then we could talk about 1905 a little bit okay, but football uh that comes in a line because you can tell that that like messed him up. that anyway so football? Anyways, uh 02:44 for the for audio listener. If you couldn't tell what happened, a little person came out of Tim's chest and went and then went back in and it really threw him off. have nothing like that ever happened before. I didn't know what I really freak me out, so this is dumb. ah So you have a lot to get to. I'm gonna let you talk this whole episode. I don't have a lot to get to 03:11 I know we you know last week's episode was like an hour and a half, so I just really want to give you all the time you need buddy. I'm to stay out of your way over here. Thanks man. I appreciate that so football. The original game of football was early eighteen hundreds. There was a group of British school kids. They combined soccer and rugby and created this game of football and a group of Yale students somehow found out about this. 03:41 Okay. And they were like, that sounds like fun. Let's use this to haze kids. Um, and so for the, for about 30 years in the early 1800s, football was a hazing exercises as hazing exercise where the upperclassmen would pit the sophomores and freshmen against them in a game of football. Um, and the point of the game was like to tackle each other, hurt each other. And we're going to laugh at you while you do it. 04:09 And this became a big thing in the Ivy League schools where Princeton and Harvard and Yale, everybody would get to the football game, the annual football game to watch the underclassmen get hurt. this game was. OK, an organized thing. It was not something the colleges condoned right or even like allowed, but they would kind of do it like. 04:35 like think of I mean honestly think of any any hazing thing where it's like the college is like you did what last night that yeah it's a bit like the quit is tournaments that were taken off on college campuses. When we were in high school quit, it's true. Are that still a thing Harry Potter? Tim, yes. What are you talking about? I literally don't know what you're doing. I can't. Is this a real thing? Yes, you have to tell me about this because I don't know what you're talking about. Oh yeah. You want me to waste so much time, huh? I don't want you to know what we have a lot to get to. 05:08 now go ahead to no. It was way too long. The quit is tournaments, uh, so got to take a sip and so yeah. So in high school, his kids are playing quidditch. They're flying around on their broomsticks and we were like whoa or the Midwest. We shot him down. That's not a thing. Okay, it is a real thing though, like hobby. Horsing is a thing yeah. Okay, they would do that on broomsticks and they would go play quidditch in a field and 05:36 as college kids yeah and like so when I was towards it lame or was it cool? It depended on when it was happening, because when I was in when I was doing my college tours yeah in what I betas in twelve yeah. I was touring Mizzou 05:51 yeah and they were like yeah. They do like quit his turn and it was like it was labeled as a cool thing within two years after that. It was not a cool thing anymore interesting, but like two thousand ten, two thousand eleven, two thousand twelve that kind. That was also the wave of time when improv was cool. You know, like things are and show choir was cool. Well, it's kind of like so choir was only cool because of glee yeah and like it should be noted that what I was doing in show choir was not glee, but we act like it was you know in our brains. It was 06:19 but it's it's very similar to the like zon we have we shown or looked at my show choir days on the podcast. I don't think we have we have in our in our discord for sure, like on our patron hangouts yeah. I think we have you don't know once a month we do a patron hang out or we get on uh zoom call together and people have found my old high school show choir. It kind of is just our patrons trying to embarrass us. 06:43 they just bring some stuff up and I find your grandma's house. Yeah, that's actually but I think she had found my high school. think that yeah, that wasn't me prompting you to pull it up at all. I'm trying to help you waste time buddy. I'm not trying. I don't need you to waste time. Let me oh so the the quidditch though. Was it like 07:05 I don't need you to waste time, so tell me more about quit. No, was it like the the zombie survival thing like remember that not your our freshman year? That was really big our senior year. Everybody hated it really yeah. Well, I wasn't there so I guess that's true. Everyone hated it senior year. I should say it became yeah like freshman year. Everybody participated. I loved it yeah senior year. It was like you're in my way, but 07:34 were we just freshmen? I'm saying that might as like your senior year actually a freshman that that you actually might be one hundred percent right yeah yeah. If you don't know zombie survival was like this thing that you did on campus yeah where you carry nerf guns around and Alex did. Do know what this is Alex? Did you go to college yeah? Where did you go to school at UCM Orensberg? 08:04 Oh, okay. Did you live on campus yeah for the first two years? Oh, okay. We don't know anything about this guy. We've been friends for ten years now. We just found out he went to college. Remember when we found out that he was an eagle scow that's crazy, but did they did they play zombie on on your campus where you know there's it was a last person standing game where if you got shot with an earth gun, then you were done, but it went like it started in like 08:32 september first and it would go until it was over and you just had to carry a nerf gun with you at all times and if someone who was a zombie. think they had to have like a red bandana on or something like that and if they touched you, you were out, but if you shot them like they couldn't touch anybody else for like, I don't know what it was like a half hour right like that and so you would go around shooting zombies trying to survive and zombies would try to touch you yeah and it was like it was not even just on campus. It could be anywhere. Well, yeah and then you'd see like 09:02 yeah these evangel university students chasing this kid through the mall with a nerve gun shooting at the yeah it's fun. It's like it was genuinely so fun things that we did before we were on the internet yeah. It was a lot of fun yeah, but then yeah, but by the time I was a senior. Oh my gosh, I don't know if there was something more obnoxious than trying to get lunch in the cafeteria or trying to get the cow wasn't allowed in the cafeteria. You weren't allowed. That's right. Yeah, there were safe zones, but yeah trying to do something 09:30 and then having these kids play this game around you was like your room was a safe zone. You couldn't do it on the floor yeah yeah, but anyways yeah that and the polar run yeah the polar run is fun, but did you go? Did you do that every year to your pole run every year? I don't know if I seen years. The seniors my freshman year were really into it. They loved it where we'd run the whole campus and I clearly remember doing it once. I don't remember 09:57 I think it got I remember us doing it the first year and I think I remember it getting shut down the second year. They might have because you remember what happened our freshman year of the Kraus guys coming out and started tackling people because because the polarum or the sky hall guys were dressing shorts in our underwear and you know this on the coldest day of the year. Yeah, the first snowfall first snowfall of the semester. That's that's right and then we would run from one end of the campus to the other. Yeah stupid little polar run 10:25 yeah cross guys came out and started tackling people interesting and then it became like this whole like people were getting ready to fight over it and it was weird. It's crazy yeah. I don't remember that, so this is basically the cross guys came out and basically did what the upper classmen were doing yeah the underclassmen at Princeton kinda and they would go to like the like intramural fields and everybody would pack the stands like it'd be the middle of the night. They packed the stands and they'd force all the underclassmen to play this game of football, which was just a 10:53 very violent violent version of soccer was a center. It was like you couldn't touch the ball. It was all kicking, but it was like you were allowed to punch tackle throw whatever you could do to anybody else and people get hurt all the time and everyone was like. I love this. This is my favorite part of call. Yeah, it's a gladiator yeah yeah exactly. It's my favorite part of college. It's watching these one ninety year. We need to watch and you got to wonder what the psyche of human beings is that we're like. I actually enjoy watching other actually really like this part. You know yeah 11:23 And so this happened for like, I don't know what it was like 30 or 40 years until 1845 1850 somewhere in that range when all the colleges started to ban it. All the colleges were like you guys can't do this anymore. Yeah, this is people are getting hurt like we let you do this for like 40 years, but this is this is getting out of hand sure and so it gets banned and then in 1860 though like throughout for that band era. 11:52 There was like a group of kids who were like, remember when we used to do that? That was so great. We should make it a thing. Yeah. And they tried to like formalize it over and over again until eventually they managed to pull off like a formal rendition of uh football and they created like all these rules and the game and they held like the very first uh actual game of football. They formalized it as an actual collegiate sport. 12:19 And the very first college football game was played November 6th, 1960 or 1869. And it was Rutgers versus College of New Jersey, which would eventually become Princeton. And Rutgers won six to four. And this game was much closer to soccer, like with a little bit of rugby in there. OK, you couldn't touch the ball. Everything was kicking the ball around or they said bat. They would describe it as like batting the ball with your foot. don't understand what's the difference between batting it and kicking it. Yeah. But ah 12:49 there wasn't like any stoppage in play, like it was continuous. There was no like huddle, we're calling a new place or situation. Obviously no pads or anything like that. But the thing about it that was different was like, what if we took soccer and you could punch everybody and you could tackle them, you could throw them around, you could just be really violent. That was what they did with that. And so this game gets really popular ah within the Ivy League schools and it becomes like this Ivy League football league. 13:15 And so all the Ivy League schools play each other. OK. And it's very violent. It gets really intense. Emotions get really strong where you hear stories of colleges playing each other. And literally, this is the eighteen hundreds. And so the storylines are like the game would happen and a team and a way team would literally get chased all the way back home and carriages like because they wrote carriages and chase them all the way back to their home university. Yeah. 13:43 I don't know what they were doing. They rode carriages to the game. Isn't that crazy? Imagine rolling up, you know, and then you get out and they don't have the big headphones. You know they just got to have two people on each side because, like the reason that the athletes wear the headphones is so that people can't yell stuff at them and try to get in their head. You know, so it's got two people on either side of them be like 14:04 law, that was the pop music and honestly it was so revolutionary like when they were like ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba 14:32 Yeah, you like yeah, you lose and then you get up and you go giddy up. It's a long ride home. Can you imagine like after a football game? Obviously no pads sore, so sore and you have to ride on a cobblestone road in a carriage all the way home just like yeah, like brutal. Yeah, that's why they don't have football in England. 14:58 So this was just or Charles in South Carolina. This was just an Ivy League school thing and it lasted for a little over a decade. It very short temporarily got banned for a couple of years because they're like this is too violent. Sure, a revised a lot of the rules to where they're like okay. Well, what if you could hold the ball? It's not just kicking the ball and what if we stop play so like you stop and then you have to like restart and you have a huddle you call a new play 15:26 and then you restart the play. so that was enough for the schools to be like, OK, this isn't as violent, I guess now. So we'll bring it back. And so in the late 1800s, it comes back around and the game is very different. ah There was no it was illegal to throw the ball. You could never throw the ball. ah There was no neutral zone. So there's no gap between the lines. They literally would line up shoulder to shoulder with each other. ah And then you would start to play. And the way the game worked is essentially like. 15:55 You hear nowadays the game of inches. It literally was a game of inches. The whole game was the tush push and they would hike the ball. They would hand it off to the running back and they would do the wedge formation and they would go literally inches inches all the way down a hundred yards down the field to try to score touchdown and these games would regularly be zero to zero because it was like you. How do you win? And so they were push harder. 16:24 I mean exactly and the rules were intentionally very vague because they wanted to allow just about anything and so they. How do you win our pol gun? We have on the rule. There's no rule. Yeah, I to throw a flag on me. Fine. Tell me in the rule book. Tell me in the rule book where this golden retriever can't play on our team. Tell me the rule book where I can't pull a gun 16:55 I mean, kinda. 16:59 Did you know a seventeen year old girl fell ten thousand feet from a plane crash and landed in the Amazon forest and survived or did you know that the Australian government went to war with wild emus and lost? I'm Jaron and I'm Tim and each week on things I learned last night, we learn about a fun story from history and sometimes some alien conspiracies. It's a family friendly show and there's over three hundred episodes to get started with. So search things I learned last night wherever you get your podcasts. 17:29 So they're on the turn of the century. The game starts getting more and more and more violent because these they start to build these rivalries between schools. Yeah, they start to get really and are they running creative plays then no, it's just running it up the middle. They also did off tackle run, so sometimes they will run off the tackle yeah, but there's no passing yet. No passing. You're not passing is illegal. 17:51 that's one of the old. That's one of the few rules is you can't throw the ball. Okay, if you could, the ball was closer to a rugby ball. It was more watermelon time. All right, bigger. was like you couldn't really throw it very well watermelon. If you don't know is the source of the melon family's fortune, but go ahead ah and so the game starts as the rivalries start to become yeah to take shape and become more and more vicious. The game starts to become more and more vicious. Yeah, players start to exploit the fact that there really isn't a lot of rules to this game. 18:20 And so this kind of culminates in this moment where there is a game um where a player, he gets kind of a breakaway run and he gets to space and the defenders come and they kind of high low him. One of the guys clotheslines him. Right. And the other guy, instead of trying to tackle him or anything like that, he straight up drop kicks him and he goes full extension, just cleats to chest and just knocks him down like that. The guy goes into cardiac arrest and he dies. And 18:49 the ref is like technically a legal. There's nothing in the rule book that says I can't kill this guy at the forty yard line. Well, the reps in or really he's sweating. He's like this is got to be in here. It's got to be. This is gotta be and it's all written in feather. You know, so he's like I can't quill gosh. I don't know what to do with this. You know well, let's send this to New York. We'll get a re or get a judgment on this 19:19 and then it's a bird. Pigeon carrier. He's like all right, we're really gonna call from New York, so let's just wait on that. The pigeon should be back in about four days. 19:36 side and that guy's just laying on the forty yard line. Somebody help him. Well, we don't know it's against the rules to help a man who's down. It's it is written in the rules here. You can't help him when he's down. So that's the one thing we know for sure the American way. So we're just going to wait for that bird to come back. 19:59 never never came back. That's so what year was that somebody? Is that the first time somebody died in a official game? I don't know that's the first time someone died. That was like a pivotal, but that was a pivotal moment because everyone's like how is that not against the rules because a lot of times people were getting hurt and it was like it was a fair tackle. It was a yeah you just, but this is like you just drop kick to that guy in the chest like that shouldn't be allowed yeah and so they're begun. There begins to be this public outcry of like hey this games 20:28 like unnecessarily violent and like we're just letting our college kids just play this crazy violent game. And uh so it starts to bubble over for the first five years of the nineteen hundreds of like all this bad press, negative press about the game. Nineteen oh five is the big year where in nineteen oh five we have nineteen people die uh playing the game of football. And I should say the numbers are a little foggy uh about the deaths because uh some places you look at will say nineteen people died. 20:56 Some places will say like 20, 23, some go all the way up to 29. But it just kind of, I think what matters is how are you counting these numbers? Because you'll look at this, this article here is outlining all the different people who died in this 1905 season. And the way they break it out is kind of interesting to me because 10 of them are high school players, three were in college. You'll notice there's one girl player, what they... 21:23 broke out into a different category. Okay, five other players and then there's ten players who are seventeen years or under and then over here there's all the injuries a hundred thirty seven people were injured playing the game and so yeah and then he says the cause of death and there to blood poisoning. Yeah, I watched a video of like a doctor 21:45 going over a lot of these causes of deaths yeah, and he said one thing we have to recognize is that they didn't understand what was going on in medicine yet right, and so they just kind of made some stuff up and so concussion of the brain. Well, they knew what concussions were. guess yeah he said he said there's some of these things that are pretty obvious and so like they were they were doing a good job identifying those things, but he said like a lot of these blood poisoning cases and there were some other cases in here where they were to tribute this to being a death from football, but it was like oh this wasn't 22:12 necessarily yeah. He just had leukemia yeah exactly like you know he yeah he was they would say like football cause infection and it was like he got an a laceration and then he got an infection from that and it's like football didn't cause that death. The fact that we didn't really like clean ourselves was the same thing that the James A Garfield yeah died because they tried to get the bullet out and if they had just left it he would have been fine yes, yes exactly you know so 22:41 this leads to this big public outcry because people are dying left and right in the bright game uh and then someone comes forward and says hey, we need to make this game a little bit safer exactly the person you would expect. uh Teddy felt very famous for being someone who was like a man's man tough guy. Yeah, like this game is not safe enough sure and he's like we need to make it safer and the public hated them for it really yeah. They were like they were like this pansy in Washington. 23:10 that's a direct quote that you saw everywhere right and this sort of artwork started coming out. They were like this is what they want to make football, which why don't you describe this actually ah is two men smoking cigarettes and they are ah in pantaloons and while they're also in heels, so it is like uh yeah, so they're wearing like women's pants yeah and then they're bowing at each other and being very curious. They're each 23:39 ah I think you could use the word dainty the way they're like a hand. Yeah, I think the character is supposed to be that these are like the high class women who wear like the white gloves and have a little bracelet on and they're going to there and what's what's all these boxes say these boxes say cigarettes yeah it's something else something water. It's hard to tell yeah is did they carry bottles of water around back then I 24:03 but yeah, so it's the the idea being that and there's one woman in the stand. I think that's important. There's one oh yeah, the stands are and read the rules down there on the girl. Rules, no pinching, no slapping hug, easy, don't yell. What does that say? Don't yell what I don't know what that last word is no nose pulling don't bite. Okay, so those are all 24:27 rules that are in the game currently for real. Those are all the things that those are all. They want us to not bite each other. What am I supposed to do? Leave his ears on. I can't pull his guys knows pulled it. I can't be. can't pull a nose. Also someone who's like I'm I'm too big of a man. I've got a pinch somebody. I We are no pinching and they're like oh oh okay. Oh, he's woke babies. 24:58 Like who's- who's pinching? 25:03 who in the whole the whole thing was like, are you doing like NURPL? 25:13 Well, that was the thing is like they would have these dog piles and because there was no neutral zone, they were literally lining up shoulder to shoulder at start of the play. And they said a lot of dirty stuff would happen in that shoulder to shoulder moment because like the rest couldn't really see what's going on in there. Yeah. And so I assume that's the moment where you pinch people, you bite people, because it's like this the things I can easily get away with. saying that. Just bite me. 25:40 there was the play the the AFC and NFC championships were last night and do you watch the end of the broncos Patriots game? I did not where you know they're doing the Patriots getting victory formation to do the to Nia and uh the Broncos nose guard dives the ball to try to get it. I get it and I was at the I was at fifty four street when it was happening. One guy was like oh my gosh so pathetic and I was like I was like listen dude. This is the end of the season. 26:06 Yeah, if he gets that if he can get there, yeah, if he hits that if he steals that that huge mom that snap that's on sports center for the rest of the yeah all of next year yeah yeah. So it's like yeah, you took a risk got to try and you can literally see the nose. They stand up in the center is like and you can see those are be like I got to try. I got to you got to be like the end of the season. If you guys win, then that's the thing. If they got the ball back, they could they had a shot crazy yeah, so but then there was there was this like 26:35 inverse propaganda though of the people who are like yeah. We probably should deal with how dangerous our games are yeah, and so this is this. The bottom says the moat in our neighbors eye, which means spec and so this is the United States like your various typical United States guy. Oh, they were they were probably down there shutting down the bullfighting. They're like they're fighting is dangerous, but then behind there is all of our games being and hold on the hell. So 27:04 prize fighting. I get it's boxing yeah. You know what's the top one? I have no idea. I'm guessing it's duck. I guessing is doug. It's a shooting yeah and then I don't know why the word is that the puck ah okay, so pigeon shooting sure there's football where a guy is laying down another person stomping on it, not stopping jumping both feet jumping on his back yeah and then there's the six day bicycle race, which is again something just a race and then there's base. 27:34 and the baseball is this guy hitting the umpire with the baseball bat, which is not over the which I feel like the cartoon insinuates. That's just part of the game. Oh, you're complaining about the bullfighting, but like a like a there's nothing the rules is that I can't hit you in the face with this baseball bat. That's part of the game. 27:59 like that's not part of the game. Yeah, you're not. is a good through. That is something you're not supposed to do in this game. Maybe I'm wrong and it's clearly babe Ruth that they drew. You know, saying like that's a paper just hits all these umpires of this base on that. That's why I get so many home runs. I don't think it's a very good. It just looks like an old player, yeah, so stocky. Okay, what is the six day bicycle race? We should do some stories on that well, because this was a big thing. A lot of people were talking about how 28:28 everybody's making a big deal about nineteen people dying in football, but like people die swimming all the time. People die like climbing rock climbing all the time. People die and I hate all the time. It's stupid stuff like they're like oh people get hit by cars every day. You're gonna stop going outside. You're like no, I am going to look both ways. Yeah, I'm going to try not to get hit by a car. I try to get hit by a car. I do my best to make sure a car doesn't hit me. 28:52 just because I swear to people's arguments are so they immediately be like oh and you're like okay yeah. Think about stuff man so so Teddy Roosevelt comes forward and he's like guys. We got to fix this. This is kind of insane yeah, and so he gets together this committee of college athletics representatives from all the Ivy League schools and he puts together the Intercollegiate Athletic Association of the United States, the I A uh US 29:20 which four years later would change his name to the NCAA. Right. ah And their job was, make football a little less violent. ah So they get together and they look at all the rules and they say, OK, what are the things we can do to make this game less crazy? The first thing that they come up with was we should put a neutral zone in. We can't start the game where everyone's shoulder to shoulder or start every play where everyone's shoulder to shoulder. Put a little gap there so that way we can see what's going on. We know if we're a ref, if someone's throwing punches or pinching or biting or spinning. oh 29:49 or whatever they're doing in that pile. The other thing that they said was a few years ago at the end of the 1890s, there was this really big moment in football where a play was decided or a game was decided because someone threw the ball, which technically at that moment wasn't in the rule book. It got added to the rule book that that should be illegal, but that team won the game and they're like, oh, the forward pass cannot be allowed. That was weird. They went back to this. That was weird. Oh my gosh. 30:18 What's that thing flying in the air? Oh, it's the ball. 30:27 The ball is defying gravity. 30:34 So the organization says what if we in what we made that you could yeah. What have we said you could start throwing the ball, but a lot of people in that organization were like, but that changes the game of football. Football is is two yards in a cloud of dust game of inches. Sure, like it's the run game is the point of football and so it's interesting. They added throwing as something you were allowed to do, but they seriously shackled it. They were like well, 31:01 You can throw the ball, but if it's an incomplete pass, it's a turnover on downs. If you've got to catch it. And they were like, and if you throw it to the end zone and they don't catch it in the end zone, then the other team gets the points. And so like they make it this whole thing where it's like, yeah, you could technically throw. You probably should, but no one's ever going to do it because you made it so hard to throw. They changed the shape of the football to make it closer to what we have now. So that way you could actually throw it and it was possible to throw it. 31:28 And then they started, they codified a bunch of rules that are like, can't punch anybody, you can't drop kick anybody. Like here's what an actual legal tackle is. You can't hold anybody when you block them. It's like these like body blocks or like open hand blocks is all that's legal. um And like you can't throw people around. Really changing the name, the way the game works. They also, up until this point, ah you needed five yards to get our first down. 31:55 And so the game was a very short game. The way the game was played was you wanted to control possession. And so if you have the ball longer, the other team can't score. And so you would literally try to get the smallest game you could to get that five yards. You want to try to get chunk plays. But now having a 10 yards, like you had to get some chunk plays in there. And so this is when the screen pass starts to develop because it's like the safest pass you could do. Kind of open up the field a little bit. And the idea here is we're doing things to spread the field out. 32:25 So there's less bodies in this little mini spot and we're making it to where, okay, it's illegal to hurt a lot of people. 32:33 Hey, thanks for watching our show. you like it, a great way to help out is by being a Patreon supporter. Doing that helps make this show possible, but it also gets a lot of perks for you. You can get every episode a week early ad free. You get access to a Discord where you can meet a lot of other people who love the show and actually hang out with Jaren and I every month on a hangout. And we're also in that Discord chat all the time, hanging, talking with people, talking about episodes and just random stuff in life. It's super fun. 32:56 We do, there's a way to get birthday messages, a free gift, merch discounts in there. So there's a lot of really great reasons to be a Patreon supporter. You get a lot of benefits out of it. And it also makes the show keep happening. So if that sounds great to you, you can go to support.tillin.com or tillin.com slash support, uh or just tillin.com and search around until you find the links and become a Patreon supporter. really appreciate you doing that. But if not, right back to the episode, right? 33:25 and this is interesting because what ends up happening is this doesn't necessarily make the game safer. People still died playing the game every year. Okay, but it got a lot of people to be like oh, it's not dangerous anymore because the rules say it's not and so then like everybody kind of like the heat got off the game, but the next year people died playing football and then I playing football right. uh It just wasn't uh 33:55 it was almost like the like a PR campaign right yeah, all these holes yeah to make it seem safer um and and then they didn't add helmets and pads yet. Oh no, that didn't happen till like the world two thousand two. uh No yeah they because the pads were uh someone said someone said in this era that theodore Roosevelt was trying to sissify a man's game and yeah padding would be 34:23 Too far. Yeah, they played in literal caps and their. Yeah, suits and stuff. um And over the course of next 10 years, in an effort to try to make the game safer, the NCAA starts adding all these different rules to like spread the game out to widen it out. Eventually, they pull back a lot of these rules with passing to kind of make it to where it's possible to pass. And then I believe it's 1910 Michigan. They bring in a new coach who's like, OK, 34:53 now it makes sense to actually throw the ball. We're going to take advantage of this. And that season, um, they had, they played 13 game seasons. They won the championship, but not only did they win the championship, they had a spread where that year they, they had 526 more points than their opponents that year over the next four years, they went on this like dynasty winning multiple championships being, and they went undefeated for those four years. Um, and they had uh a 2000 points spread on their opponents. 35:22 over four years on thirteen team games crazy. What's craziest about this whole story is the fifth season. They were again a really good team into the game to get them to the championship. They lost that game in like a last second last minute play call like could have gone either way game and afterwards the people of Michigan revolted against the coach blamed him for it and we're like look what you did. It's like you're forgetting the last five years 35:51 or we won four changes. The school had never won a championship bro. I mean people do that with the chiefs right now yeah where people were like oh my gosh, it's all over get rid of get rid of any read no stuff and I go hey guys, I trust any roof of my life like we're not a hundred yeah a hundred yeah and so we're getting chased out of town. He can't get another don't really chase out of town. Yeah, that was a whole thing that way. You know what and that's what I missed to by the time we could chase people out of town dude like you can't you can't chase people out of town anymore. 36:20 you know, you can't show up at someone's house, which pitch for and chase them out of town. You know, saying like that doesn't exist anymore and it should. We should bring that back. I think we should. We should bring that because this is exactly what we'll start with you. What it was that's exactly what this was. 36:40 it because it's the same thing. This guy did not deserve to get chased out of town. I don't care. The people who I've got you could they just needed a skid. had the ability to chase someone out of town. I think that's great. Well, he gets chased out of town. We should go back to chasing people out of town and get a job in football ever again. Yeah, twenty years later he like was overcome with the grief, always outspoken about the fact that he ruined Michigan, but he made Michigan like that's crazy thing about me about this to me is like he 37:09 made Michigan a Michigan and he also made like bro. Here's the thing I am. I'm not usually in the college sports at all, but I've told you, I'm like I'm getting first trap edits of cursing yeti on my on my social fee. He sends them to me and that's what they are. They are third and it's like it's like thing where he's just like he's a guy win Google me and then it's just like the music and it's just different pictures of him. I'm like arms. I like do 37:38 I understand it the way that you look at dudes with hairy arms bro. I was straight up. I you know middle of the season. I was like I think they're going to do this yeah and then like when they go seventeen or no you're just like. I don't know and I really like it yeah. I mean it's hard not to is that incredible turn around yeah yeah and I mean if history repeats itself, they could they could scapegoat him when they lose once. 38:06 because that's what happened. I went on a file your waste him out of town. They chase this guy out of town, but yeah, that moment opened up the game of football. Wait the 1905 yeah, the 1905 the death, the death harvest changed the rules of the game to make it a lot okay, okay, okay, okay, and then from that moment forward, we started to see the transformation of the game to where passing was not just legal, but became viable. They add pads and stuff 38:35 I don't know when they actually added pads. I believe it was around World War Two. Let me see yeah um the nineteen tens is when we started to see real pad, so I was a little off, but those were over the head shoulder. Oh little those were just shoulder pads a little off. Those are so yeah helmets were until nineteen thirty two 38:54 helmets came in nineteen thirties face mass came in nineteen thirty yeah. I love that he's just pushing through. You can tell I really get into him right now. I don't know. I don't tell what I'm. It was literally just shoulder pads in the tens okay, and then the thirties were to the helmets in the face masks. The fifties one was when you started to see like the full like the full thing that we've got ads yeah, but uh anyways. All right, uh 39:22 Yeah, so the death harvest, the death harvest changed the game because everyone was like we shouldn't be killing people in his college game crazy Teddy Roosevelt campaign for that. Everybody hated him for it. And then ah we started to see football become what it really did at that time. What's really interesting is the NFL, like professional football as a whole was secondary to college football. Yeah, college football was what led the thing. And then throughout the course of it really was the Super Bowl. 39:51 changed that and the NFL overtook college football in the Super Bowl became a thing, but it was a few years of the Super Bowl before it became wow. This is better. I wouldn't say better, but this is a this is like the prime event yeah yeah yeah the big leagues. Yes, yeah, I think that if I was born in 1904 40:15 and I had the right nutrition and the right coaches yeah. I probably could have chased that guy out of town with the rest of the villagers. You know yeah, I think I think if I think that's where everything went downhill, we stopped referring to ourselves as villages. Maybe that's what we got to get back to towns folk yeah. Oh the towns people. Oh 40:39 the towns. That's why I love runescape dude in the runescape. I'm just part of a little community. Okay, wait speaking of Rune Scape though. Okay, so the beginning of the year, the Venezuelan president is kidnapped by our government, whatever your thoughts on that. I think it's crazy, so that's how the year starts. So listen, the world is crazy. Things are out of hand every day. The news is like you know yeah and so runescape is my escape yeah. 41:07 Yeah, and what's crazy is Alex doesn't know this is what something else is that I hate so much that Donald Trump taking Maduro effective runescapes economy because and this is true is that apparently a majority of the bots that exist in runescape are run by Venezuelans and so the way that they do that like there's money you can make in the game. 41:34 that you can make gold pieces and then they sell that on third party websites. So it's like you know ten mil is six dollars or whatever right and so they have these bots running that just cut logs for days at a time and then they sell those logs and then they sell that money on their website yeah and that's how these people are making real world money to pay for their lives in Venezuela because 41:56 they can make more money doing that than they could in any regular job in Venezuela like there are people. are gold farmers because it's not a ton. It's like two hundred dollars a month, you know, but in some areas that's more than the doctor in that town would make yeah, you know, and so these people are making real money by farming gold on runescape yeah and so whenever the Venezuelan United States stuff was happening, the economy and runescape was responding by like it do some of the prices on these things were skyrocketing 42:25 plummeting skyrocketing, not because they were anything real had happened yet, but out of speculation that if these bots all disappeared, if Venezuela's internet was cut off, if their access to the if that was the case, then it would throw these things into turmoil and I was just so annoyed that even the place that the medieval world that I go to to escape from reality is still impacted by gold speculations of the government, and I was like not even in in fair rock 42:56 I'm not even safe in one bridge. What is this world coming to? So he was Jeren stocked up on gold that day. Well, I'm an iron man, so doesn't matter to me, but I just thought it was interesting that the game economy was tied to the real world. You know I mean I and I really matter to me. I'm an iron man. I go alone as it were, so I go the road alone. 43:24 You can catch me. think right now I'm in barbarian village fishing, ah so if you want to stop by and say hi say hello, don't don't leave me alone. I'm fishing. This is my escape. is my escape from reality. Don't remind me that the world outside that I exist. Every time one of you mentions me and you're like, oh, I listen to your podcast. I don't do a podcast. My name is Costco dog and I'm an iron man and I'm fishing. All right, I don't know. You don't talk to me. I don't know you. 43:53 I don't know you, you don't know me. This is a bit like... 43:59 is a bit. This is a bit like whenever you know you'd see some of my a church at Applebee's and they ordered a beer yeah. You don't know them yeah. You didn't see that hey. I don't know you. I don't know you. I'm just here for the mot sticks. You don't know me. I'm here for the moot sticks and you are not going to tell our father about this our father yeah the pastor. Oh refer to the pastor's father. Oh no, I would never go to one of those 44:28 that's weird. I mean if it's if it's catholic, that's what ever it's Catholic. That's what if you're in an evangelical church and the pastor's like hi, I'm father, father, see that's a mark. I'm not about it anyway, uh so I don't know what other episodes we've done about football, but we put out episodes every week and it really the nine zero five Olympic Marathon. 44:55 No, the 1904 Olympic Marathon. I didn't know for him doesn't know what episode we do either, but if you check out the Olympic Marathon episode, but we put out episodes every week. We'd love it. If you share the podcast that really helps us a ton to get the word out. That's the best way to help us grow the show. The second best way is to join us on Patreon. Honestly, the first best way is sharing it. To be honest, the second best way is to join us on Patreon. You can join us for our patron hangouts and we're going to schedule those and have the dates for those soon, so you'll see we're going to try to put those out more regularly. 45:24 but every month we do have a hang out that we get to jump on zoom and do that so yeah. The third best way to help is visit Jaren and Umbridge Lumbridge Lumbridge sorry and Jaren isn't there sorry Costco doc shut up. Don't you can't say that you only I can say only I can say is only I can say is 45:52 Alright, bye. uh


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Was Tom DeLonge Right About Aliens?

02-17-26

Episode Transcription

00:00 Hey, thanks for listening to things. I learned last night. It's my favorite thing to do. My second favorite to do is stand up comedy and so we love for you to cover those shows this month. I am in Houston Plano. That's in Texas, Kingsport, Tennessee, Fredericksburg, Virginia, Charlotte, North Carolina, Milton, West Virginia. Where's that at? Huh? Raleigh, North Carolina. It's in West Virginia, Indianapolis, 00:24 Omaha, Saint Louis and Springfield, Missouri. So March twenty second, I am in Nashville, Tennessee, filming my comedy special. I got rescheduled and there's two shows on that Sunday. If you're within driving distance, put on a couple episodes, make the drive, come to the special taping. I'd love to see you there, so thanks for coming to shows. That's getting the episode. Hey man, what's up? Have you ever heard of hold on? Have you ever heard of Tom DeLong? 00:53 what do you make that face? know who Tom DeLong is and I know what you're going to do. No, no time to long of blink one eighty two and it's like oh wow the band and also he believes in aliens and now the episode is about aliens and that's what we're freaking talking about dog. First of all, I know exactly where you're going. Just how about this? Let's not roll a theme song yet. Give me a second Tom DeLong. Give us some. I'm sorry. Let me who who is that? 01:23 we got to say his name six times. I that was your favorite way to start an episode. I'm along the long. Okay, so here's young Tom De Long. Can you guess where he does? Oh, he looks like a two thousand three youth pastor wearing a choker 01:41 persecuted Tim in the Panda Express Parking the other day. Nobody abuses me. I'm big strong man. I'm ruining this from the melon. I am intentionally ruining this episode and I'm going to get Tim to explode by the end of this episode. Things I learned last night. 02:11 here's another one of them. This will throw you off. I don't know if you know what he does now that you see this, but I Tony Hawk skateboard. Oh wait, he's fly. He can fly. He's an alien. Here's another. the thing. Go back. We go back to this because this is this is nineties right. Yeah, look at that just underneath him that freaking Chevy suburban. I'm not going to lie. All those I'm something about yeah 02:40 I don't know what it is. I straight up like people are like oh just delete social media for phone. Okay, then how would I scroll Facebook marketplace for nineteen nineties pick up trucks? You know saying that's how I spend my evenings right now as I just go have a nice and it's a two thousand three Ford Ranger do yeah, but I'm like uh I do. I've been thinking about this a lot lately. I'm glad you brought this up. uh I need this to a mess. This is a message to makers of automobiles, though you the 03:09 those of you who just draw pictures of cars and then hand it to the people and they're like we'll make this those those people. I don't care if my cars aerodynamic stop trying to make their time. Here's the thing they could blocky like I know like the eighties and nineties naked hard corners where if I trip I'm my skull is going to crack up and I'm going to die when I hit it because I want to be such a sharp edge. So our neighbors were in car design school. was going to say that sounds dumb, but that's what it is they're in 03:37 they're in design school for that ah and you got to know that everybody in the nine school day. 03:46 they're all trying to do something unique and different and new yeah, and so they were used. They refused to do stuff that was good and cool like and I was watching the Sopranos and like he was driving that maroon chevy suburban and like I was like, but you know how much those things cost in the nineties yeah. Those were like a luxury S. Yeah, you know 04:09 I don't care about the aerodynamics. I'm not trying to drive that fast right. I don't care about my gas. just give me eight miles to the gallon. I like my like a when my wind. I don't care how cars go. My window broke. We were driving. I heard a pop noise. That's weird and then my driver started slowly going down and Alex was like that's broken. Yeah, thanks buddy. Yeah really astute 04:36 so then I had it and it's in here. they are like I live in California today. The weather there is seventy two sunny dude. It's negative one degree here right now. I said negative one degree singular degree. right, I had to be in the high V parking lot with packing tape holding my window up and freaking and I you know uh 05:01 So the next time any of you are like oh, jerns one of those coastal is oh jern makes a budget money, especially these people who pay my checks that people from these gigs who are like whoa jern makes a lot of money. I got uh one show this whole month. That's my you saw my entire page. That's everything I made and I'm taping my grandma's window up on the Buick in Kansas City and it's twelve degrees outside. That car doesn't even you told me 05:30 What was it? I'm so rich. It doesn't even have a tachometer. Is that what it doesn't have? Yeah, yeah, it doesn't. You know, you can't see the RPMs on this car. Hull air because the Buick is not designed to be like oh, am I getting close to shifting gears? The Buick is and that's what I'm saying. I don't care about gas. I don't care about our dynamics. Make a blocky, make it cool dude. I will say the the Buick that I'm driving has the bench seat on the front. Yeah, 05:57 Yeah, it's cool dude and like the come back. You've seen the the scouts, the Volkswagen Scout, no, because Volkswagen bought a huge chunk of Rivian and so now to look up these scouts man. If the podcast takes off, this is what I want. Yeah, this is say it looks so cool. Yeah, I'm a big fan of it's like because I don't like the Rivian headlights and they they fix it on the scout and it's got a bench seats and they also have a pickup version. Yeah, I see the oh it's so tough, but even this even this 06:27 A little too aerodynamic. It's a little too f- Harden out those edges. I don't want this round crap. Get that out of here. Give me a corner. 06:40 I don't. I don't think it is, but the way that you're smashed this together, I feel like is a hate symbol for something you're doing in feels like feels wrong. You know I'm saying like I don't love the Google that I'm pretty sure that's not a never, but it looks like it when you do it like that speaking of eight symbols. Do you want to tell the class what you did to me when we were leaving and express the other day? 07:09 get when when I was trying to get in my car, I flipped you off. I do all the time. Is that what you mean? What do you mean? No, when I was trying to get in my car and you followed me to my car as I hate some bullying, you was a is it all right? Speaking of pores, so Tim's car. All right, hey, you're fighting all right. Yeah dude, I've got a taped up window and Tim's car. He can't unlock his car from the driver side. He has to go to the passenger side 07:39 unlock the passenger door and then lean over and unlock the door and then shut the passenger door. I mean, I don't know why he does this just climb over, but he shows the best because I have some dignity and then he walks around the whole car and gets in his driver's side. So yeah in between him walking around, I dove into his car and re locked the door and then he had to do it and like and and I did it because of 08:09 what do you mean? It's a hate. I hate crime. Do you by doing that we talking about yeah? I know that was it was more just the hate that I felt when you oh yeah. Anyways, I did that because he grew up crazy. I persecuted Tim and the pan express parking lot the other day. 08:35 I walked out of Panda Express with my teriyaki chicken and I said hey you little Lutheran boy. What are you doing? 08:47 it was pretty brutal. I literally thought like you were walking over. was like what are you doing? Are you going to ride back with me and you like got in my I like yeah, I'm gonna ride back with you like okay and I and we left and we left and I was driving away and I was like why would he you drove out? Why would you let Alex drive my car back? Yeah, I just took advantage. I don't know. It's funny. It was funny. It was funny. That's why I'm letting you brag about it publicly anyway, so this time to long okay. 09:17 We've done some bits yeah, Tom DeLong he so here's the deal. I was just saying all those cars are cool. I think I had a hot wheel version of all of those cars yeah me too and I had this tech deck. That's a real skateboard. I don't know if you know this yeah and then yeah here he is here. He is in in Blink way to he is in Blink one eighty two yeah this. How old were they when this when this band took off? Do you I mean the band started in ninety three 09:45 uh they were, I think, seventeen or eighteen. Scott was sixteen in that crazy. Yeah, everyone that's famous. Just so you know, if you've got dreams and you're like, I can make everyone who is famous has already been famous for their entire lives. Yeah, right. If you didn't, if you weren't a child actor, it's too late for you. Speaking of child actors, you want cross out for a second. uh We're looking at 10:14 Setting up a little fund for Archer for oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you did tell me this like a college fun, not really a college fund though, because like I don't Archer my son so would love to meet. 10:32 uh so we're looking to set up like a college fund, but I don't want it to be like strictly colors. There are funds that exist and that can only be used for college for and so like we I'm not interested in that because I'm like I want it to be something he could kick start his life is and if that's college great. If that is he wants to start a business great. If it's like I want to put it towards a home great whatever it is, what business would you like let Archer start like if Archer comes to you at ninety 11:01 he says that I need all that business money. I met a guy, this guy care to me and he gave me this energy drink and what I love about the energy drink is that it's Christian. You see the Christian energy drinks yeah. We I brought it to a show. I brought it to a recording of this podcast. I thought that's what you were calling back. 11:28 you did not bring in the yeah. We did a whole bit of our last to you. Do you remember this the guy I was at no no no no. That's what I'm referencing, but then this is a separate job with about Bryce cross yeah yeah yeah being like by the way I got it every drinks now yeah at passion conference. He's like I'm I'm launching a line of drip yeah you know what do you think we can get sponsored and just make fun of him in all our ads? Do think I 11:57 Do you think that would think they write the terms of our I think that they have time to listen to it? You know I'm like yeah, because I don't think they're going to get a lot of bites on that well, but anyway, so we'll talk. I'm saying like you pay you know what what businesses would you not let him are you told me this first of those got a lot of content? We can't do all this yeah. We'll get through it. Here's the thing. So we're that's kind of what I'm looking at for the right. 12:27 But what I'm finding out is if you're not doing that fund, a lot of the other funds are difficult to get the money to him. Yeah, because there's a limit that there's a limit that you can gift without it being something he pays taxes on. Right. And so obviously, if you're going to tax evade, you got to come up with a different way to do that. Yes. So it's got to be his own money. He's going to make his own money doing it. But as a kid, there's not a lot of lines of work you can do. 12:55 to make your own money and build your own fund. And so that's why a lot of people have their kids get into acting and modeling and dancing because those are careers a child can do to build these funds. And if they have, if they are making money, their parents then can just dump a bunch of money into a trusted and write them rich. And so it's a scheme. It's a scheme. Child actors are a skeet. Yeah. And what do you think should happen instead? 13:24 I think we should let the kids work. I like I literally in my head. I was like I bet I can get him to end up accidentally, accidentally pro child labor. No, I think I think I think people will disagree with this, but I think I should be just allowed to give my kid as much money as I want to give him yeah and and I think I should be able to rob your kid, so we are in an impasse. 13:54 What is Brooke think about it? I don't know. That's Blair. That's what your wife's name. I haven't seen them in so long, not even a month ago, not even literally earlier this month. Weeks ago, weeks ago, I saw Brooke and Alex. Did you name your kid Alex? I never Alex. Yeah, after all, 14:21 isn't that crazy? Speaking of taxes, I got a ten ninety nine for the insurance pay out a lot of content. yeah, come on okay, so this is do that crash out in the next episode. This is this is Tom DeLong. Okay, I tried really hard to let my mom or get my mom. Let me get my mom to let me do this haircut yeah and she never did. 14:45 and I've never forgiven you mom. I know you're watching the bleach blonde hair. I wanted it so bad. I wanted it so bad anyways, so ah is he was he the lead singer blink one eighty two there's two singers Mark and Tom are the least. He's lead guitar only guitar. It's a three piece yeah, but yeah they they switch off singing and the way the band started in nineteen ninety three uh Mark and Tom met the day they met uh Mark. You don't got to do all this 15:15 you don't have to pretend the episodes about blink one eighty. It is about blink one eighty two. It really is about blink. The toy, the stories are intertwined. It's like a strain of DNA. You don't got to do the Well, the band started and they were lifelong friends. They weren't well. They were high school enemies and then they were like well for a talent show like let's you know they were the vice principles at the school and they both thought that they were going to be the ones in charge and 15:45 then the whole principle left and this new lady came in and the enemy of my enemies. My first have you even watched vice principal of the it's it's worth it. It's really you know. I'm saying like get to the alien bar. I know one you don't know this is important okay, but don't the store. I won't spend too much time on it. I guess okay fine. Oh wow! We've only done this for six and a half minutes. No, I started it. I realized oh shoot. Oh shoot. What are we actually at Alex twenty 16:14 About 15. Yeah, okay, so I'm only 10 minutes late on the time over here. So They met they met he went mark went to Tom's house They realized they like the same kind of music and it was kind of one of those things like have you ever have you ever been in one of those situations where you're like Oh, I got a friend crush on this person. You know, talking about You definitely have you definitely have where you're just like I want to be this person's friend friend crush makes that sound weird But that's what it is. You're like, I really want to be this person's friend 16:43 and I can't think of a single person that's ever happened with shut up. 16:50 Alex? 16:52 No, I don't care for our approval. Well, Mark had a friend on normal crushes. That's usually what that ended up being. I was like I want to be that girls friend. Do you want to be friends? 17:18 yeah. guess I could understand you. Yeah, you got friend crushes sure people. You just really want to be that most most of my friend crushes though, and this is you know, this is the nature of the business that I do is like I have trouble differentiating between. I don't want to be that friend or do I think that being that person's friend will give me a strategic advantage of my career. Yeah, that sucks. You know it does. I agree and I but I don't think I don't I'm not you. I think that's today. Yeah, of course, I think I'm not about a lot of people. I'm not intentionally yeah 17:47 but like that's thing that I just go like. Do I enjoy hanging out with this person or is this advantageous for me yeah and like that's which is why you hang out with me yeah, you eight and a half. Well, you got to add a ten to that plus eight. No, so they kind of he had kind of a crack mark had a friend crush on Tom because I mean let's look at it so cool and so 18:16 he that day, the day they met, he climbs the light pole outside his house and falls and breaks both his legs. What we mean outside Tom Delon's house yeah there. He's just like a neighborhood and basically right out since outside San Diego's like I, I, hey, you're my friend, yeah, well, you my friend if I like I'm now I pull yeah and so he does it. He falls, he breaks both his legs uh crazy and then there are friends for life. Okay, uh 18:43 and they wrote the first song that they ever wrote that day. Okay, before he broke his legs, he broke his legs at the end of the day, but they wrote a song called carousel. See what I'm talking about. He you don't have to get to the alien stuff. Dude, there's alien stuff coming and in thirty minutes from now you're going to be like okay, we got a lot and you're saying he broke it like there are songs, they were a song and they broke it like 19:07 this is and they but not him. They wrote this before the song came before they broke the leg. First of all, this was the thing. If you to whatever this I broke my legs, my legs are broken. The song was like to break my legs like I'm this even it's all break. No, I'm legitimately getting frustrated. Just freaking do the thing. Okay, whatever fine. So then they started the band like one a two yeah and they're like a skate punk band 19:36 It's normal storyline of a band. Local bands started doing well, started touring, started touring with the big skate punk bands, eventually got signed, became the bigger band in the scene. And then they created pop punk, essentially. Yeah. Like there was a bunch of punk bands before them, but they were the first ones to be really poppy. And then they rose to a kind of ridiculous level and they were always uh super childish. And like their their shows were weird because 20:05 They honestly joked around more than they played music, and so the two of them honestly, it probably feels a lot like what listening to our podcast feels like, where you would go to their show and people would be like, can you play a song? Can you do what we're here for? I broke my legs. My legs are broken. And then Tom's like, dude, we got to play the songs. And he's over there like, we're going to play the songs, but I got to do this thing. And like, no one's laughing. And Tom's like, we got to remember that. And he's like, I broke my legs. 20:35 and then times like do I'm only friends of this guy because I feel so bad that he broke his legs in front of my house and it's like do I I am only in this because I knew you had a friend crush on me and I felt bad for you. This is a make a wish, but you don't have a make a wish. Yeah, you I felt you regret that joke halfway through the thing. He went. This is a man. Oh, like you were like I shouldn't have said that 21:05 And you shouldn't have. 21:10 I broke my legs. The kid he broke his legs and then I walked out there. He's like hey, what do you wish for? He's like I want to be in the biggest pop punk bed in the war and he's like what's pop punk you'll and I are to find it. What is pop and then they rose to such heights as playing the Shrine Mosque? feel Missouri a weird that was too small for them. I didn't make sense. It was a good show. You went to incredible show 21:41 Anyways, if you can't tell blinks, one of my favorite bands of all time and I'm not and whatever we don't have to anyway, so they they were very childish was like a thing, a big thing about their goofing around. They goofed around all show their music videos. Every single one of them was a joke. They were like super immature, toilet humor about everything. Sure, they put songs on every album, three or four of them that were just jokes, just 22:09 dirty and appropriate jokes. uh And then in 2005, something happens with the band. uh Since then, their original drummer became an alcoholic. They kicked them out and they brought in Travis Barker and third gigantic to an arena tours around the country. And Tom has all this free time because he's just in a bus. It's interesting to me how they all created individual like celebrity personas. 22:38 pretty, pretty interesting. They each have like extreme star power. That's right. Yeah, that's what I mean. Yeah. Yeah. And I would say Tom, Tom and Travis have like ultra star power. Mark has star power. Yeah. Yeah. Tom and Travis are superstar power. Right. But anyways, which Travis being the biggest of them though, I think I would say so he built, he built a pretty big name for himself after their first, yeah, yeah, yeah. Before then 23:07 I whose first break up hit the band or him in the bad. No, but nothing does better for PR if I was like a professional uh public relations person, which I would love to pivot to do to be on yeah. Nothing is more exciting than than a celebrity being like yeah. I think we're going end this relationship and I'm like oh, okay, give me like a six week run up and then you can end 23:35 because like we can we can really milk this yeah, but yeah so in the we should what she do you got it. You're trying to leave what she do 23:48 she she pulled your back back. So tell me about her skin routine. You according to a lot of the comments on this video, you're being abused and it's not funny. According to the comments on this video, you should get out. 24:11 that's so crazy. Some people have messaged me and been like hey, if you're not joking and I'm like I'm not joking, I'm not loser. Nobody abuses me. I don't have trauma that's dramatic. That's crazy. uh 24:38 Hey, thanks for listening to this episode of things. I learned last night. If you like this show, we would love to see in our Patreon. It's a great way to financially support the show. We don't make money from this. It just helps us to pay the people who do make money from this like Alex and Robert, her editor and maybe one day, one day me and Tim, maybe one day, know, but only if you join only if you join, can't wait. We can't get paid until you pay. Can't feed Tim's kid until you join. He's so 25:20 So, backtrack just a little bit, guess. Throughout the 90s, they're touring a ton. They get signed, they put out a couple records, and then they put out their album Dude Ranch, and in the scene, it's a smash hit. ah It's not the same huge commercial success that they'll have one day, but in the scene, it's a smash hit. They start playing bigger venues, they start headlining tours, and it becomes a thing where it's like a grind, where they don't, and I think this is true of a lot of people who attain success, like, 25:49 You don't know if this is going to last forever. And so they're like, oh, like we need to take advantage of this while we can. So they're touring like 200 days out of the year. They're like constantly on the road. So we have to keep hammering this or this goes away. in those early days, they're van tours. And so they're driving a van everywhere, trading off driving responsibilities. And the band started in 93. They're 17, 18 years old. 26:16 And throughout the 90s, they have all this free time. And so he starts reading on the road. And this is the 90s. You don't have a phone. don't have game. Well, you have a Gameboy, but that's it. And so he reads uh alien, like extraterrestrial conspiracy theory books on the road is what he starts to get into. He spends all this time reading this stuff and it becomes this thing where him and Mark, uh Mark does not buy any of it. 26:45 and they're best friends. They talk all the time. he gets Mark starts to get very annoyed with Tom's obsession with aliens. And to the point where like he genuinely will just quit listening to him talk like he will leave the room if he starts bringing stuff up because like he's just like this is the stuff so stupid. uh 27:06 but Tom just keeps keeps hammering it keeps hammering it go hammering it yeah simultaneously. They are cannot really they put out this new album in ninety nine smash smash is to the smash hits. Sure, sure this is the record that has all the small things on it, which is probably the one. If you know any bling songs, that's the one you know yeah, it's the one that goes all the small things after all that's their 27:36 biggest hit and so so from that point they're they're catapulted from like top of the like punk scene they're in to top of the entertainment uh and they are playing arena. What year is that they put out? I'm gonna say in the ninety nine and so it becomes just they're everywhere. They're all over the place. They're doing music videos. They're doing appearances. They're doing shows, uh but they've kind of and I think Tom started to feel as Mark not so much, but Tom at this point they're coming 28:05 to their late 20s. They've been doing this for a minute. And he is uh honestly kind of growing up a little bit. And he's looking at the way they act on stage, the kind of childish songs that they're writing, and even just the style of music. And he's not totally into it the same as he used to be. And so he's wanting to venture out a little bit artistically to write some more serious stuff and to write like darker music uh and to not be so childish. 28:35 But Mark is like, we can't do that because that's not who we are. Our brand is this. Yeah. People want this. We can't do this. So there starts to be some tension creatively. So uh Tom goes and he starts a side project called Boxcar Racer, which is really dark, much more like emo. Yeah. And then explores a lot of like complex things uh like philosophical topics that Blink would never explore. uh And that creates just a huge amount of tension in the band because 29:05 He went and started this band without Mark. ah He took Travis with him. And so the two of them did this other band without Mark and Mark's like, what are we doing? Didn't tell them that they were going to do it. And so just created this internal strife for four years until finally in 2005, they broke up. ah Tom goes and starts Angels and Airwaves, which is another really big band. And they are broken up. He's continuing his little I read alien books all the time fascination. Sure. Throughout this period. 29:34 And then in 2008, Travis gets in this plane crash, very bad plane crash. A lot of people on board. Well, his best friend on my, I don't know if it was his best friend, his close friend on board dies in that, in that plane crash. Definitely a tragic event. And it brought the band back together because they were like, Oh, Travis almost died. He's physically very, 30:03 went through this physical trauma. And so they kind of settled their differences, reunited the band, got back together, put out a couple more albums, started touring again. Meanwhile, in the background, Tom is like starting to make inroads with all the people who wrote these books he's been reading for decades because he's like, Oh, I've got this fame and fortune. Let me use it. And so 30:28 I'm just sitting here dude like this is so much back story for yeah. Do Tom got rich? This is part of the story. You're like this is playing crash. He broke his legs. I freaking do it story. These are our creative differences. I'm ticked off dog. Yeah, so the podcast ended because Jaren decided that Tim doesn't know how to tell a story. This is part of the story. This is a poor bar. Okay, 30:55 I swear dude, if I don't, if I don't need the detail that in two thousand and eight they got back together and then oh, is that another been? It was crazy because angels and airwaves is a relevant detail. I'm getting so mad over here. 31:13 okay to top on alien, so this stretch of this stretch of blink one to uh they uh he is what's. I guess you could say ditching his responsibilities as a member of the band to go meet these authors of the books and people who have quote unquote experienced as he's doing a site. He's doing a side quest where he's like talking to the people who wrote these alien books yeah 31:42 and he's realizing that a lot of these people know him and because of his star, so yeah, like a wall, mail and people know your name, and so they go yeah, okay, yeah, I'll talk to you about this stuff right, and so for the next few years he continues doing that continues doing that and it creates this massive tension in the band, because now the band is not able to fulfill some of their obligations because tom is not around. He's like not showing up. He's not answering emails. He's not talking to them because he's like. Oh, I was 32:09 I was talking to some government personnel and I didn't have my phone on me because I was in a secure location and his band, me just doing drugs. He was just doing drugs. Am I wrong? No, you're not wrong. Well, no, no, no, no, no, no, are wrong. I mean you are wrong. No, you are wrong that he wasn't doing drugs. Well, he probably was doing drugs, but I'm saying yeah government officials like did you're blacked out on your couch for all like that's what that was. 32:39 So long story short and sorry I can see the Tim's upset that I am. I am talking bad about one of his heroes. He is one of my ears, but I do think I do think that this this obsess this pet obsession of his ah really frustrates me. I'm not going to lie because I do think like if he would have just been focused on one thing being the band I love. I think like I think he killed a great thing. Okay, pursue this other thing that I don't think was worth his time. 33:09 sure, but from two thousand eight to twenty fifteen is this trend of the Bay and missing the obligations because Tom's not around because he's talking to government officials sure and if uh eventually this kind of crescendos in a moment in twenty fifteen where Tom's agent emails Mark and Travis and says Tom is out indefinitely. He's changed his number. Do not try to contact him, which goes no contact yeah, which sucks to do to somebody 33:37 that like you've been friends with since ninety three. This is right ninety three to twenty fifteen and they were like best friends. It wasn't just like they were kind of friends yeah and to not even give them like a conversation is crazy and so he makes a public statement and in this public statement I want to actually pull this up because this is a crazy thing to say. He leaves the band and he says hold on. Let me find this. uh He says that his plan um from here on out is he is working with another author 34:07 and he plans to co co write fifteen novels ah and write accompanying eps for each of the uh books and then he wants to release four albums to with angels and airwaves to by himself as solo albums and then three of those are going to include a companion tom de long yeah. This is tom so this is what he's saying he's leaving the band. Oh, I thought you said the time the long was boxcar racer. He did boxcar racer yeah and then I thought you said that mark hoppins was angels and airwaves. No tom was also angels and airwaves 34:36 Tom when Tom left Blink the first time he started angels now is also like that's another band. He started okay and blink ways. He first broke out in two thousand five Mark and Travis went and they started plus forty four without him um go back and re listen to it. Tom goes and he starts a side project called box car race. Tom goes and starts angels and air waves is angels and air. I'm his angels now is yeah and see yeah. This is 35:03 but I didn't mean it. I didn't mean it so so his whole what he says outspokenly here yeah. I'm basically going to do all these creative endeavors by myself. I don't need these guys. I don't need Mark and Travis Mark and Travis. Then they go get Matt Sceba to replace Tom as the vocalist and they continue doing blink without him. 35:29 Mark or Tom is very quiet for the next couple of years. And then in 2017, he comes out and says he's launching this company called To the Stars Academy of Arts and Sciences. And OK, this concept of this company is it's going to be a few things at once. He's saying, OK, we're going to be a entertainment company first. And the entertainment stuff is going to bring funding into the company. 35:58 but we're going to have a wing of the company that is a science and aerospace research organization. And so all of the stuff he knows, which is entertainment, is going to fund his aerospace and science research. Sure. And so he puts together this group of people. ah You might recognize some of these names because we've talked about them on this podcast before. Yeah. Harold putt Hoff, putt off, putt off. I always say his name wrong. 36:26 you might remember him from a remote viewing episode. He's the guy who came up with remote viewing okay and did did the story that ended up being what stranger things was based off of this is herald puff and then lew elizando ah he we talked about what story was story. The strange things based off of I thought it was based on Montoc yeah, which is puttuff. 36:51 Okay, so that's another is the research. Yeah, that's actually true. Yeah, we also did an episode on the Montag. That's true. Yeah, yeah, Louel is on dough, which I'm trying to think of where we talked about him. We I know we talked about him in the skin, walker, and part is this why you were so into aliens for a little bit because you were like oh my gosh, one of my childhood and that's how dangerous like this. What I talk about like what I like the right wing pipeline right is that 37:18 it's any pipeline exists because Tim looked up the Tom DeLong mistake and then was on hold on look how cool he is. So Tim was like this is my hero right and then when this guy goes I Lander I quit. I'm I'm willing to throw away my multi million dollar career 37:43 for aliens, then Tim goes well. I mean he wouldn't do that for nothing, so Tim starts getting into it and then that's why in twenty twenty one we have a ton. We like ton ton of alien episodes on the show because and like I need you to know that in twenty one that that wasn't like Tim covering these stories. That was like Tim believe it is Tim Tim believe these stories and so is this why is this like honestly I've never thought about it, but there's probably something to that 38:13 there's probably there's probably a lot to that actually yeah, there's probably that's probably the main yeah, because you were like man. If we can grow this podcast to a certain level of fame, then maybe Tom DeLong will know me and then I may get his approval, which I have yearned for because I have a friend crush on him and then I can quit the ban or I quit the podcast to join Blink. So that's the play. That's the play. The play is both this podcast, the point where I get Tom DeLong success and then I can join 38:42 Okay, I want to make sure I outline the plan. I don't know if you knew that was your I don't know if I do that. So so Harold but off yeah Jim Simavan, who's just a science fiction or Luella Zonda. We I know we've talked about him in a couple episodes. He's a big UFO guy. um He used to work for a tip sure, which was the aerial threat identification program at the Pentagon. um 39:11 which we talked about in the skin walker ranch episode as a program that didn't actually exist, which who knows if it did or not. Steve justice he was. I'm drawing the blink on what he his what he did. He oh he was oh he worked at. know what he worked at what Steve justice ah wears a skin tight suit and so it there was like this whole like 39:40 all these separate colorful characters that were trying to pop up like yeah yeah superman classic right yeah yeah yeah and you got steve justice a normal you know suburban guy from from wisconsin yeah yeah yeah i know don't you know you know yeah and um yeah sometimes i like to go out and i fight crime on the weekend and drink drink a lot of beer and you know we have a good time yeah. 40:07 and so Steve Justice was a person who didn't didn't take down huge criminals. He didn't have an arch near his arch nemesis was the person who's not picking up the dog poop in his neighborhood. You know I got to say this my my neighbor. We have a weird neighbor and I don't care calling him weird because he's weird yeah and I was walking out and he goes well wish me luck. 40:35 going to the trash. I go yeah. What he goes, someone's someone let their dog poop in our little green area out here a couple days ago and it's been there for three days and no one's picked it up, so I'm going to go pick it up. What a good neighbor and I was like okay, good law. It goes out, but I looked at it and I said I said Larry. I think that's I think that might be coyote 41:05 he literally goes. While I hadn't considered that he's like going door to door. Is this your poop? He literally goes. He goes, you know that that would ease a lot of the the anger. I have felt the past couple of days. This is not. This is a word for word. A lot of the anger I felt the past couple of days because that would mean that someone was not inconsiderate and I was like yeah. 41:33 Yeah, man, it looks like it is just the coyote was inconsiderate. Next time you see it, you should kill it. He goes, and he goes, okay, well, I'm going to pick it up anyway. And I said, good luck, buddy. And I went inside 41:49 so like he's so I love him in a weird guy. Okay, do I tell you on the podcast about the Halloween incident? No, I can you tell people? Oh yeah, I can tell people after how we he's weird like yeah and he doesn't understand social cues. I don't think that yeah. I don't think it was an e malicious intent yeah, but after Halloween he 42:18 like he first of all he came over and was like you guys have any leftovers. This is a weird thing to do, but then he was like he told my wife. He said he said you looked so good in your costume. I was jealous that you were married to Jaron. It's a weird thing to say 42:33 and I in front of me and I was like yeah. That's so crazy to say that and she was like oh and I was like. I looked at you. I literally out loud to me. I said that was a weird thing. He goes now come on, and I said no, that was a weird thing to say and that's what I mean. Like you got to gently correct it because he I don't think he you know he didn't mean for that. He does not know he doesn't. He did not know that that was a weird thing to say yeah, so 43:03 but you know you you tell him you go down. Hey, that's a we can say that he is like okay, okay, sorry you're like all right, but he was really mad for three, but I was jealous. He was really mad for three days that somebody didn't pick up the top. So maybe he's Steve Justice. I don't know no Steve Justice. He uh he was an engineer uh for the advanced systems development team at Lockheed Martin, some skunk works division, which if you don't know who skunk works is 43:30 They're the ones who do all the secret projects. Skunk Works is the band that Mark and Travis started on the side. No Skunk Works Skunk Works did like the stealth bombers. That's our seventy one Blackbird like that Skunk Works. They do the cool secret jets that the Air Force flies yeah, and so he used to work for them. Steve Justice Chris Miser is a big banker and venture capitalist and then Christopher Mellon is heir to the Mellon family. 43:57 which, if you don't know who they are, they're a suelty fan crazy. They got water, can't whole. They got the whole enterprise dude on lock, the grapefruit even they're breaking into citrus. Yeah, they're dabbling and citrus there the whole melon fortune yeah. Okay, so 44:23 Thomas Melon. Okay, dude, you can go through every name on a stupid list. That doesn't matter, but I can't make the big Melon joke over here, dude. No, so the Melons, do you a big Melon I job hats the Melon family founded Melon Bank, which was a big bank through the eighteen hundreds. Okay, oh now you're trying to push the story along. They're kind of like the like 44:47 No, Tim, don't let me get in your way here like a second tier. I love this right now. Tim's really mad like a so much. I'm not like we have so it's gonna be a two hour episode because Tim couldn't shut up at the beginning. I need to call it a cool. I broke my legs. 45:09 I'm ruining this from the melon. I am intentionally ruining this episode. The melon family is like a second tier like Roth child or like Carnegie like which I don't know if you know this Carnegie Melon, the second level level. That's why they weren't first, but they are a very wealthy family Carnegie Melon. What you talking about? You don't know what Carnegie Melon is no that's like a big organization. 45:37 Okay. 45:40 big or university in Pittsburgh. Oh okay, it's a yeah. It's a big private university. That's why they're second. No, that's why Melon is second in that list. Carnegie's the big one, but Melon is yeah. That's why people calls Jaron and Tim. Anyways, I'm going to get him to explode by the end of this episode and then Andrew Melon yeah he was the longest running US second 46:10 secretary of the treasury. Yes, Christopher Mellon. He worked in government intelligence for the D. and then under the Bush and Clinton administrations. He was a uh congressional staffer for congressional intelligence. Okay, so working in this is what I do think sucks is that somebody could work for an office in a congressional office right now and then they can write a book about just insane stuff. 46:37 and people be like yeah. They work in production office, so yeah, it's just one of those things where it's like okay. Yeah, we'll get to that okay, so when so he comes forward and when we get to that and he holds this press conference and he looks like a different person now yeah. He looks he goes from this to this yeah is wearing a suit thin tie. I remember you so punk rock like do this is crazy and I was just like I didn't first of all I didn't watch it 47:06 but I was crazy. Yeah, he looks like a normal guy. He looks like a guy who believes this stuff. It was crazy because at this press conference he's got that staff behind him. We've seen this picture before yeah. So who did we we talked about Skeletor in the middle and the guy the beginning never we talked about Slender man in the in the middle and we talked about the vampire on the end who's just yeah. So that's 47:27 who was muing Christopher Melon, Melon, me with that jawline that's Christopher Mallon, Lou, Elizondo and then that's Steve Justice, Steve Justice and Slenderman. That's right. Okay, and then there's Harold put off. I do remember those photo. I don't know which episode with and it because I remember your big reveal being like you know that is. You know who that is. That's Tom DeLong. That's Tom DeLong. Why you got me do it? That's what you did cam from Tom. 47:59 Do you who that is? Tom DeLong. I thought you did. 48:07 yeah, but it's believable. I think I probably did and then you dab. It was too late for that. was twenty two. You were four years late. It was really late on the dab. 48:28 I don't know. We got to find. I'm sure our patreon supporters will know what this one is. I love having our patrons in the discord because like we can just we can reference the most obscure line and within minutes one of them will be like oh yeah. It's for my favorite episode yeah and you're like oh okay yeah. So whichever one we showed this picture in before yeah, so this was the big moment where he came for it in the disk and if you're not in the discord join pay there's a QR code 48:57 Right there. Tom DeLong. 49:09 Oh boy, am I sick? I sure do need Tim stones. Get well quick trick. And what is it? It's simply chug an entire gallon of orange juice. Wow. I forgot. And then this shirt reminded me, I'm so glad that I have this shirt as a public service announcement, a public health service to other people around me. Do your part. Get this shirt. 49:38 shop.tillam.com 49:47 this is the moment he came forward unveiled to the to the stars. What it was going to do, what the plan was to then star introduced, then introduced his board and like and it's this board that is supposed to invoke a lot of trust because they're experts in aerospace, engineering in the D. D. Like look these guys are real people yeah like who actual like I have a send bold the avengers of alien conspiracy. I mean kind of though actually like yeah um 50:16 and what's crazy is before this moment, a bunch of people were making fun of him because he would post these really cryptic Instagram stories of how he's like he's like I'm meeting with a general a four star general today and I know you're not Tom, but he will any repose a selfie with said general and the general in the picture is like very clearly been like a we can meet, but like you know this is a skiff that how do you have the ad listen? We can take a picture, but don't get Vlad in it. You got a crop flat 50:46 Is that the guy's name Vlad? Yes, Nixon. What do you do? Oh, who's the alien? Oh, what was that aliens name? What's that guy's name? The alien? remember the Nixon was like flat. That was the whole joke. Yeah, there's a subway inside the Pentagon. Yeah, yeah. Oh no, I remember this. It's it starts the it's one of our most hated episodes. ah 51:12 Oh gosh, the fans love it, but it's I mean it's the YouTube, Com YouTube, comments, a for that episode, hate us for it. ah It's it's on the tip of my tongue. It's like Vladimir Putin, no, because it's put that alien music, but you know that uh maybe don't we got flagged for the John Cena music. Just look up Vlad Alien. I guarantee you'll find it all right. We're in a race. You had a head start 51:41 you had a head start valiant for yeah. Shut up Alex. So good. I was looking it up. 51:52 cut. Hey, cut his Mike out, he telling Alex Valiant for this is his big coming out party to be like here's my company. Here's what we're playing. Here's what we're going to do. Here's my really smart board. They all get a chance to introduce themselves and talk and then he comes back out and he says so I've got a couple things to announce first. Check this out Val. That's what we're doing. He's like this is my rock first and check this out. This has been outside my apartment for three days. 52:22 somebody's inconsiderate dog pooped on my front yard and left this year for three days. Hey Tom, I think that might be like an alien rock. Well, what that would mean that I do have considerate neighbors that would make me much less angry and more intrigued. So this is this is an extra terrestrial system. uh 52:50 okay allegedly. So what he says is this is this is an alloy created by extraterrestrial life and he says what they know is that this consists of eighty distinct layers that are alternating layers. can see the layers yeah and he says there there are three alternating elements and he says this is part of an advanced engineering system from an extraterrestrial craft spacecraft and he said they're doing uh testing on how big is this thing we're looking at a rock. It's like this big. I was going to say yeah, it's just a little rock 53:19 I it's hard to tell on the surface that we're looking at. I didn't know if we're talking like this is a little pebble or you know it's about this big and so he says we're doing testing on it to understand what this is, how it was used and more importantly how it was manufactured and he says we're gonna we're seeking funding to continue that research to work on this when we begin to build a better understanding of what this is and how it's made. We plan to build this 53:50 and this is a real slide that he showed at this press conference about this is so stupid, and so if you're listening you want, you want to describe this sure it's got the log on the side. I know I'm trying to think of how to even start. Okay, so the center part looks like you know what probably like if you're a throwing dart without the feather at the end. Oh yeah, that's a good description. You had a big throw a gigantic throwing dart 54:18 and then right through the middle of that throwing dart was like a CD case. You know those cases that you hold like six CDs in yeah right in the middle of that and it's glowing blue like this is clearly like they're like oh we're going to make a flying saucer out of this, but we're going to put our logo on the side. Look on the side cracks me up like this is so dumb that it's like it's again then we're going to make this and then I feel like this makes everyone on stage just look so dumb. 54:49 because in order for this to work, it's not aerodynamic at all like it is now, but though that like the circle thing kind of messes off the air. That's not, but I mean as far as like if you're going, if you put wheels on the bottom of it sure, I guess it's not going to fly. Well, that's the idea is it's anti gravity, so they're building an anti gravity, and this is really important for you to hear as a listener so dumb. 55:16 show. Well, what they claim is that this guy, Slender Man, remember yeah, he worked for skunk works and he claims he had been working on anti gravity propulsion systems and so I defied the arts of gravity. That's like freaking he sounds like freaking he who shall not be named. Yeah, he sounds like Baltimore. 55:43 but also like his favorite song. He just like I joy the wicked movie. I'm defi he can't breathe. You look at him. He's freaking his body's struggling to exist in that chair. 56:06 his arms are too long, short, arms are too long, too long. Okay, so I am defying gravity and then with so that's what that's what the guys on the end of this group are going to do. They're researching that they're researching that rock 56:28 the guy, the guy in the far right is really funding this whole venture. He's a venture capitalist. Sure, second guy's research in the rock. The next guy, venture, get lists are typically on the far right, aren't they? 56:41 and then the guy in the middle Slender Man is going to build the spaceship once they figure out how he doesn't like us called in Slender Man and then the two guys on the left. They're like hey, the guy on the left over here like this is a bad picture. He does look dead like that's he looks like he's propped up in that jager. Dude, look at his eyes. He looks dead and then the guy standing up 57:10 did you know this that's Tom to long? I'm not letting you finish this episode. We're going be over three hours. I'm so mad at you for this, so the two guys on the left, their contribution to the company is we're going to leak government secrets, so they say check out these videos of ufos at the government. Oh, they put these out yeah. I remember that. What year is this? This is twenty seventeen okay, because I remember these videos yeah, so this is the Nimitz encounter. 57:38 you might remember a few weeks ago. I was like you remember the name. It's going to you're like no and I was like what ah and so this is the name mix encounter. There was a couple of different ships that encountered these, but there's three videos that they released to them went to the New York Times. One of them went to Washington Post. It was uh the go fast video, the Fleer video and the gimbal video yeah and essentially what they the store didn't hang green do a video on these or did I video on one of them? Yeah, I was going to say yeah. 58:07 ah and so especially I was a good breakdown. The story line here is that there was an exercise off the coast of San Diego in two thousand two or two thousand three somewhere around that range sure ah and aircraft carrier doing exercises fighter jets up in the air and it was literally just training exercises. Yeah, they're up there doing training. They get a radio signal that says hey, we got real world ah activation. There's something that we need to go pursue 58:34 and radar had been tracking these objects off the coast of San Diego for weeks and they said we're going to go and have you investigate them. So they follow they go out to the location where these objects allegedly are uh off the coast of Catalina actually and they get out there and what the pilots say to Barbara. Catalina yeah Catalina yeah. Oh wow it's pretty far up from San Diego yeah they're flying. 59:04 Tim, I don't think you know what you just did to me. 59:10 I think that you opening that story by saying off the coast of San Diego and then tell they were so lina they were doing. They were doing. was just trying to I was just trying to get some clarity. They were doing like earlier. You told me that Mark was went and started angels and airwaves and then later you reference it as Tom's band. I'm just trying to get clarity. They were doing exercises off the coast of San Diego. The crash was spotted here, Catalina. Yeah, of course they can get to Catalina because they were defying gravity. 59:40 It's only funny when I do it. 59:48 you got real sibling energy. It's only twenty one. I they fly out there. Yeah, they see these craft and they describe it as a tick tack. Okay, they engage one of them and essentially it looks like a big tick tack. Think of we did an episode a while ago about that cop in New Mexico. can't remember his name who sees that lot is a more a lot is a more. I thank you. You're you know more about anything that I do. I know more about our episodes that you do for sure. 01:00:18 it's almost like I care about the show. want to grow it. It's almost like you can remember things. It's almost like I have the that they had in the early two thousands of link with it like oh man, we really got to keep after this. Otherwise, it's going to die and you're just like it's coasting and I'm like no, no, no, no, this thing's going to die. If we don't take care of it and you're like is like I'm like I want to go talk to some generals. Yeah, I'm like okay, now it's over there like he's doing his other. He's trying to he's on his other. He's like he's like I got to get out of this 01:00:48 podcast producer, producer, he types of two fingers. He's one of those. Oh dude, my wife has her nails. Watching her type enrages me. It makes me so man. I'm always like just give me the computer because she got it. She has to be like this yeah, so her nails don't get. Here's what I realize you just don't like others people doing stuff because you get mad when I type to 01:01:14 I looked at Alex and I was like no you were right on that one dude. The way you type is crazy. Yeah, I type with some force like I've got something to say you type like the keyboard is at your toes. You're like yeah got freaking I got to get this thing. Oh yeah, I got things to say this in this email right now just freaking. 01:01:34 that's how you type people in the lobby can hear it. Yeah, that's the way I like it. That's the way I like it. My wife is like she's like a 01:01:46 and I'm like just give it lap dog is free and she's like you just don't trust me to do anything and I'm like well, well, you're palming the keyboard. The same I hate the noise like it's the same thing like sandpaper. can't do that. I hate the noise of uh of like nails on a phone really yeah. I can't do like you know like the or like the same thing like if people have the sound on and they've got the clicking for the 01:02:15 I hate. I don't know what it is, but it's like a sensory thing where I go yeah. Yeah, I hate the sound interest. I don't know anyway. Interesting well, you know, so the jets they they follow the tick tack through the sky yeah and speaking of tic tacs, I I'm just trying to do as many stupid things I can because I want this episode to be two hours long so that later I can be like hey look at all the stuff you did. So they engage this tick tack and the tick tack starts to mirror their movements and is like almost like toying with them. 01:02:44 And then long story short, they follow it down to the coastline and then they follow it up. Sorry, not the coastline, basically sea level. And then it shoots back up and then it rockets off to like Baja California is there in just a few seconds. Yeah. And so they go back, they get back to the ship. The men in black are there and they're confiscating all the radar equipment and taking interviews with them and telling them you can't talk to anybody about that. If you do, we're going to kill you and everybody you ever loved. They didn't say that part, but they was heavily implied. 01:03:14 and that was the encounter and that was the encounter with all three of these situations. And so they put out these videos being like, look, we got video proof of it. ah And this broke was massive news. Right. And the and it was kind of lauded as the government basically being like, yeah, there's UFOs and we don't know what they are. And it and this moment also changed the conversation. UFOs stop being called UFOs. They started being called UAP. Yeah. And there's all these congressional hearings that started happening. All this like 01:03:43 movement. Yeah, it's like public acknowledgement that there are things happening in our skies that we don't know what they are and we need to figure out what they were. The people at To The Stars Academy, with the exception of Tom DeLong, with the exception of Tom DeLong, we're very careful to be like, we don't know what these are. We will not say aliens. They could be one of our adversaries. They could be uh some private company. 01:04:09 It could be extraterrestrial. It could be some sort of phenomena like actual natural phenomena. We don't understand. We just want to learn what they are was his team. Tom was very much like these are aliens. These are aliens that are interdimensional beings and we need to learn gauge with them. Yeah, learn from them. Yeah. And so here's what's really interesting about all of this, though. When you look at the storyline, when you look at this from two angles, one our skin walker ranch, part two episode, 01:04:39 In that episode, we talked about how uh this whole storyline was created around Skinwalker Ranch from really one guy who was a psychopath and managed to convince a bunch of uh people in government positions to believe the psychotic things he believed and put government funding towards the research he was doing at Skinwalker Ranch. And then there was this series of what appeared to be cover-ups 01:05:07 of, shoot, we spent millions of taxpayer dollars looking for ghosts on this guy's branch. We probably shouldn't have done that. And so we got to bury this was kind of the skin marker ranch story. There's a lot of overlap with skin marker ranch with everything that was happening here. Right. There's also a storyline shortly after uh the original Roswell incident, where there was a guy in radio, I don't recall his name, but there was a guy in radio, which we have not done an episode on the Roswell incident. We have not. 01:05:35 because Roswell is very, very well known, but I don't know why you don't know why. Yeah, I mean know there's an alien thing. Oh, but like I don't yeah. I don't know that story. Maybe we should, but shortly after the Roswell incident, we should go back in time to when you believed this. There was a radio personality, very famous uh rush limbaugh that was brought into this world. 01:06:00 in honestly a very similar way. A bunch of high ranking government officials started talking to this guy and telling him a bunch of secrets. And he started taking those secrets public and parading these secrets. And since then, ah the general understanding of what happened there is he was a convenient fool. And so he was someone that they could say a bunch of stuff to that were not true, that he could then parade around as if they were true. 01:06:29 and the public would begin to say, oh, the government has alien bodies at the bottom of Area 51. Right. While meanwhile, at Lockheed Martin Skunk Works, they were building the SR-71 Blackbird. Right. And so it was kind of like a three car Monte where you were tricking the public to be like, look at all the alien stuff while you did something real back here. Yeah. And it's beginning to appear like Tom DeLong was the useful idiot where you could say, 01:06:58 Hey, let's let him show these weird videos of stuff that we know that these aren't really actual aliens. We understand what they are, but we can act like we don't and we can bring them to the public and a bunch of people will talk about them. Probably work on all this stuff back here and no one else will be, will have any idea of what we're actually doing. What was the stuff back here they're working on? We don't know, cause they kept it secret while they leaked all this stuff to Tom DeLong and to Congress and to the news. And it became this big thing that was on podcasts. 01:07:25 and Tom's touring all the big podcasts, all the podcasts are talking about it, talking about how aliens are real. While what I think is actually going on is they're working on some special project that they don't want anyone's eyes on. Yeah. And Tom was just the very useful mouthpiece that they could take forward to do that. Does he know that now? No, um he is very outspoken about how he was right. He actually sells shirt shirts on his website that say Tom was right. um 01:07:53 about aliens and how like he proved it. He got this conversation out in the public eye and got people comfortable with acknowledging that something else is out there. And who knows? I guess like you could say there's a possibility that that is that all of this was genuine and these people were genuine. I don't think that's the case. think. Right. Best case scenario. These are a bunch of this. This group is a bunch of people who believe in some crazy stuff and. 01:08:20 they have a lot of money and time to pursue it um and a lot of influence to bring those things public and get a lot of other people to believe it. That's best case scenario. Worst case scenario is this everyone behind him is using him to uh miss lead the yeah, which I think, but I think that that's another thing that keeps happening to is that people keep assigning like motive yeah to incompetence. 01:08:48 yeah where it's like oh there's some dark shadow figure cabal group that's pulling the strings and they're they're doing it. It's just like no, I think it might be true that all those people are just straight up drinking their own Kool Aid. I couldn't be more confident that that's the storyline was skinwalker ranch yes Tom DeLong. I but think I could see that being the storyline. I think I should say I think there's potential that that's the storyline, but I do think that he got a lot of access that 01:09:18 doesn't make a lot of sense course, and I think that that's possible that that's incompetence, but I do think that I mean we have record that this happened after Roswell with that other guy. saying I think it think about the bubble that these people live in on those worlds. I mean think about the way that we used to look at the world and think about the world when we did a Vangel yeah and then when we worked at churches yeah and like the things that we would say or do it then now if either of us said that to us yeah. 01:09:47 Yeah, yeah, I go shut up relax, shut up, you know, relax little brain. Okay, I was you know you're dumb, ah stupid boy. mean like that's what I mean is that I think that they're so engrossed in their own like and it's also the thing that a lot of scientists end up struggling with is the searching for answers to what you want it to be. Yeah, 01:10:18 of like this confirms this yeah and it's like no, no, no, no, this is I. I agree with you. I would say that like I would probably say I'm like fifty one forty nine forty nine being that's the scenario where they're all just done. uh I think I have a very slight edge and likelihood that they were using him 01:10:37 they might have done that my lies that might be true, but I don't think that that means that they knew everything the whole time and that they also kind of ulterior motive possible, but I do think that it could also be true that they genuinely believe that the aliens exist and they think that him being the mouthpiece would get more funding for it for sure for sure. I that could be as you know there could be motives behind them using that that aren't distraction. You know because I asked the thing that I think the past 01:11:07 couple years. I've just realized is that none of these people are smart enough to like none of these people work well together. Yeah, everyone wants to be the star of everything. Everyone wants to be the person and so they can't. They can't work together to pull off a heist on us. I'm saying yeah. I mean 01:11:31 it depends how big of a group we're talking about. I think I do think if we're talking a small group within the Cia, they can do it for sure for sure, but if we're talking about the government as a whole now, but I think that in that scenario, that's what I'm talking about in that scenario was a small group. All those people on the stage are useful idiots. I think yeah, I could I could I'm that being possible as well. you know yeah, but anyway, so you like this episode. I'm not done yet. This is going to make you so bad. 01:11:58 So I, so Mark has got cancer and then they became friends again because it was like oh none of this stuff matters and then they re they got the band back together and they put out an album that actually sounds a lot like their old stuff. I think Tom in which win twenty twenty two twenty two. I mean the album didn't come out for a couple years, but I to you did I not say two thousand two did I not go back and re listen to it in twenty twenty two uh but anyways, so they got the band back together after this big splash in the water moment. 01:12:27 To the stars got really big for a minute. They put out a couple books They welcomed private investment a bunch people could invest in it They said they needed about 38 million dollars to build that craft. They raised somewhere around six or seven So as far as we can tell they're not really doing any of this stuff anymore. They haven't really released anything He's working on most of the entertainment stuff. The books are still coming out The movies are still coming out some of the music stuff is still happening uh But by and large the big thing that they did here with this first press conference They haven't done anything like that since it doesn't appear that they're working on anything like that 01:12:58 he's touring the world with Blink 182 again and yeah doing stuff just like classic Blink 182 again, which lends me to believe honestly that he burned all the money he had on this experiment and that he has to do this. Yeah, he has to go back to what he knows because I don't. I genuinely think that since the early two thousands, he grew out of what Blink 182 was creatively and like philosophically and like just maturity level right. don't think he wants to create that kind of stuff anymore. 01:13:26 even though like it helped build a career for him. I just think like he out grew it say what you will about that. I think he out grew it, ah but I think he he's backing it not because he loves it or wants to do it, but because he asked to yeah, so that's why I do stand up. ah So anyways, I hate it. uh I podcast. I hate doing stand up. I just have to do it because rent is due all that to say I I burned all my money on aliens. 01:13:55 all that to say. I love this guy, Tim, wants to say his piece at the end. All that to say you can go. love this guy episode. I hate this guy. I hate this guy so much. He killed something that I loved. Oh my gosh to all right. Well, if you're still here, you started this episode on Monday. It's now Thursday afternoon and take a break. You deserve it. You 01:14:24 I go join us on Patreon all that stuff, though we'll see you next week. I got we got to get out of here.


Most people know Tom DeLonge as the guitarist and singer from Blink-182. He helped define pop-punk in the late 1990s and early 2000s. But over time, his name became connected to something very different: Aliens. What started as a personal interest in UFO books turned into a public mission. Tom DeLonge claimed that Aliens are real, that the government knows … Read More

Why Watergate Changed America Forever | Ep 312

02-10-26

Episode Transcription

00:00 Hey, thanks for listening to things. I learned last night. It's my favorite thing to do. My second favorite to do is stand up comedy and so we love for you to cover those shows this month. I am in Houston Plano. That's in Texas, Kingsport, Tennessee, Fredericksburg, Virginia, Charlotte, North Carolina, Milton, West Virginia. Where's that at? Huh? Raleigh, North Carolina. It's in West Virginia, Indianapolis, 00:24 Omaha, Saint Louis and Springfield, Missouri. So March twenty second, I am in Nashville, Tennessee, filming my comedy special. I got rescheduled and there's two shows on that Sunday. If you're within driving distance, put on a couple episodes, make the drive, come to the special taping. I'd love to see you there, so thanks for coming to shows. Let's get into the episode. 00:50 Oh, were you trying to feel the Braille? I thought you were trying to find my nipple. 00:55 Hey man. What's up? I you gotta leave that in, right? 01:06 Do you need to fire archibald cocks? Is that you being possessed? 01:22 I'm being possessed by the spirit of Richard Nixon. 01:37 Have you ever heard of uh Watergate? Yes, that's what we're talking about today. Oh, okay, for real yeah yeah. We're gonna. We're gonna cover Watergate. Oh, okay, great. Do know the Watergate like the I know about water? Obviously, I mean I know I know the big details, but I don't know. I don't really. I don't think I could tell you what the plot was like what no. What I say like I couldn't tell you what they were trying to do 02:05 You know yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I know what you I know what you're saying. Yeah, so this is Watergate. Okay, it's an office plaza, but also a hotel. One of those is a hotel. Can you guess the one in the top right? No, it's got those. see the slanted windows back there, the slanted windows. Oh, that's probably a hotel. Yeah, no, it's just one on the front with the pool. 02:35 Oh, make sense. That's the hotel and then behind that is this business plaza. What is the building right behind it that looks like a government building? It's probably probably a government building. This is in Washington DC yeah and it's like it's like on the very edge of of the government side of DC. So it's like very barely. It's just barely there, barely a part of the action is okay, just almost not in it and it's the Watergate Hotel. Well, it's the Watergate Plaza. So this is a whole business park and the hotel is a part of it. 03:03 okay, majority of it are office buildings right. Is that a helicopter pad up top where I'm trying to see what oh no, I don't think it is, it looks like it could be. I mean I I'm looking I think at what you're looking at and there's pot it's potential. Okay, I will say like given the fact that most of these are office buildings and most of these are government office buildings and this is the hotel attached to it. I think that's reasonable to assume that maybe there's a 03:32 helicopter pad on that. I think it's really funny that in downtown L. A. Most of the buildings there have helicopter pads, but then they made it illegal to do that. You can't land on really yeah because they were like the noise. Oh, the noise is the problem, not the crash. Copters are allowed. I mean helicopters don't crash that often. We her mom. mean they they don't crash that often, but when they do you got blades flying everywhere yeah, but that'd be like if we just say planes can't exist because sometimes they crash. I know 03:58 no or sometimes or cars can exist because sometimes they crash. No, it's not the same. It's not the same. It's very not the same planes or I think worse than helicopter. I'm not talking. I'm not talking about helicopters just flying around. What I'm talking about is helicopters landing in a highly populated area like on a building and then just crashing and then their blades flying everywhere. Yeah, I don't think that's the I don't think the blades air pod pro eject from the helicopter. 04:25 What do mean? You know when you drop your pods case and they're they're built to freaking to fly everywhere. Yeah, I don't know who designed that, but they are built to shoot out of it. Yeah, it's like that hondi the suv that they're demoing right now. The electric one that can eject the battery. Have you seen that one day? Yeah, yeah, sometimes. Oh my gosh, okay, so what a gate plaza 04:55 How are you saying it? Hyundai, no water gate, oh water, water gate, plaza, water gate, plaza, plaza, plaza, plaza. Plaza is not right. Plaza. That's you say that you feel like you're ex you're throwing up plaza. That's gross. It's plaza. 05:25 I think most people would agree that it's most people would agree that it's positive. If you think it's plaza, just type plaza in the comment section down below. Tell us if you think it's plaza or plaza and just just say plaza. Don't even tell us don't even say I think I just do this on spotify. You can leave comments by the way people are listening on spotify. You can leave comments on spotify. Just comment plaza or plaza, which one ever one you think it is or Hyundai yeah yeah. I like 05:54 well, it's hundai, but whatever we had this debate for years. Okay, so June seventeenth Watergate Plaza after hours, June seventeenth win June, so I guess I need to give it here. That was important, so June seventeenth 06:16 a nineteen seventy two, do seventy seventy two, seventy nine, seventy two Watergate Plaza. There is a night security guard, but then I'm a Frank Willis. Here's a cool picture of him very seventies security guard. such a cool freaking look. Honestly, I okay move on. Why can't I? I hate how weird you get 06:43 I'm not. It's not weird. I just honestly such a arms are so hair. I don't think his arms are here. You can see enough of them to tell that he doesn't have hair arms, but like I do think like it's a cool vibe. Sure it's a fly. Okay, the seventies was a fly time. Oh my gosh, so he's doing his rounds. It's one a.m. uh He's doing his rounds looking around the facility and uh on one of the doors to the parking garage. 07:11 He notices that the latch is taped. Okay. So he's like, that's weird. And so he peels it off and just keeps doing his rounds. It seems a little like you should maybe look into that. I don't know. Maybe not. Maybe you're just like someone was doing something. He's doing his rounds. So it goes back around a little while later at 1.50 a.m. Comes back around and he notices that it's taped back up again. And so he's like, that's really weird. And he's like, he's like one time maybe someone did it on accident. 07:40 maybe somebody tape the latch of the door accident was walking by somebody just had a loose tape on their hand and they just happened to I'm going to the garage. It's the seventies. They're going yeah do this going out the door do and then you do in that movement to that disco movement. My I lost my freaking day. 08:04 and I just happened to latch the door that leads to the room that has all the documents. You go home to your wife. You're like I lost my tape at work today. No you because it's the sevenies. You don't talk to your wife about what happened. You go home, you get a beer out of the fridge, you sit down, your kids in the living room. They're like dad and you're like shut up shot and your wife's like hey, dinner's almost ready. Should have been ready when I got home already already. Should have been ready already. 08:30 I got no tape in my hand. Go help your mother, go up your mother come in. You sit down, you sit down, your kids eat and they go. Can I be excused? I want to go watch tv. You go. Of course you do. Of course don't want to spend time with your old man. Of course you just want to watch Johnny Carson and then your wife is like 08:51 So today I went and did and you listen to all the things she did that day and she doesn't ask you once about your day and never even ask you go to bed and you lay there and you look at the ceiling in bed, look at the popcorn ceiling in your house and out loud. You say I need a cigarette out loud. know I need a cigarette and so you sit up. It's the seventy so you smoke it inside. There's a hole in the blanket where you usually put it out. 09:20 you go fufufufuf oh 09:49 it's all right. How was your day dad? Yeah, I made. Can you believe in school every morning? We got to say the pledge of allegiance, right? But you call me and they, they only recently added the under God part, but if I forget it, they act like I'm some kind of 10:18 I'm going on and on. What happened to your you did what you lost your tape is you need this anymore. His brass just goes away. Dad takes a cigarette, full cigarettes. He's got both cigarettes now 10:45 Yeah, so I lost my today. It was a beautiful moment for the dad and the son. It goes back into his room. His wife's asleep. She snores, puts the cigarettes, cigarette out, like it tosses one of the dog was the other cigarette on the blanket toss that lays down in bed and he's got a I'll worry about tomorrow. 11:10 Meanwhile, while he's doing that security guard hot by the way, security guard hot parentheses hot is he's roaming the building and goes whoa. I didn't say it was hot. I just said he looked cool. There's a different security are cool, hot Roman Watergate building and then sees the doors latch yeah well, not latches tapes. It's taped open so that it does not like it doesn't latch yeah. 11:40 and so one fifty he rolls back around, sees taped again and so he's like oh maybe this wasn't old John losing his tape like I thought in my head this whole story on every night. It's all story like to my cigarette. It's up his kids like yeah, they mean I say the police, I left my tape. He's like you left your tape yeah and they call me old John and thirty one and then 12:09 Yeah, my life doesn't look like what I thought was going look like when I was twenty three. 12:16 but I got a good job. I play with tape all day and my name is Bob. I don't know where the job came from, so maybe that wasn't old job. Maybe something else is going on yeah something else is a foot, so he calls the police and luckily there just happened to be an unmarked police cruiser nearby. They were out doing. What are you looking at? Nothing okay, they're doing rounds looking for drugs 12:45 Um, it's the war on drugs. is before the war on drugs. 12:50 stop. He's doing. I was trying to read one of your tattoos earlier and then you went. What are you looking at? It was really this one or in mean this one yeah. I was just looking. I just saw it there. You got a new one. I was just looking at it okay, and then you were like. What are you looking at? So then I was like what am I looking at and I just heard all right, whatever, whatever, dude, whatever bro, so he calls a police and there was a look. There was a 13:19 police crews are nearby that was doing, there was unmarked trying to catch people doing drugs because they were just rolling out. Yeah. You know, it's the seventies. Um, and so they pull up and they go into the office building. Okay. Meanwhile, across the way at the hotel, there is one of, there's a guy by the name of what's his, what's first name? I know his last name is Baldwin. Let me grab his first name real quick. Uh, Alfred Baldwin, the third, um, and so his job at this whole event, 13:49 as he is monitoring the situation from the hotel across the the plaza. So he's in his room with his binoculars watching, watching the movie or watching the watching the event unfold, keeping his eyes on the scene, making sure everything and he's at the hotel watching the that office that they're to get they're breaking into yes, and so he's he's like they're over watch okay, and there's people breaking into the office yeah and so he's got them on on radio talking to them, making sure everything looks like it's safe. You know okay, uh 14:18 and so these cops show up coincidentally baldwin was watching with binoculars. The situation was also in the hotel room and he's watching a movie on tv, so he gets distracted and he misses the cop show up, but then like your look out has one job. It's look out is to look out. 14:44 Yeah, yeah and so they were on the eighth floor. uh What they were doing, they're installing a listing device in the DNC office and he's watching on the binoculars, watching the movie, cops come in, misses it, just on the do you think is so good that this high still you're pulling off is like I can't, but I mean anytime sleepless in Seattle's on I can't miss it. What movie is that for you that you just can't not watch? Oh, like if I'm scrolling 15:13 yeah and you see that that move back when I was changing channels. Yeah, back that now was on that have golly. I don't know. There's some movies that I'm like yeah, I'll watch you know 15:28 Lion King animated because Nala parentheses hot is. 15:39 I'm actually low. 15:47 I don't know. We don't. We don't scroll channels anymore now. You know yeah, but I had a list of those that I would stop and watch any time. Yeah. What are those? One of them was remember the Titans, O Shashank Redemption for sure every time I see that that's that's the main one that I stumble upon. Sometimes I go I'll watch it again. I'll watch it again. Yeah, four brothers was definitely a list for me holes holes stop and watch holes. Anytime that's a love holes again. Big fan of holes, but he was watching attack of the puppet people on 16:17 which never seen him this movie from probably before the seventy's honestly, doll dwarfs versus the crushing giant beasts. Yeah, yeah, okay. I mean it's like a honey. I shrunk the kids a long time before the honey. I shrunk the kids for the kids. Oh, it is because that's a kitchen knife. I see. Yeah, I see. I see that's probably a dog. So okay, not a monster. So he's distracted. Yeah, he's watching this instead of okay. 16:46 the people who are committing a serious crime that he's supposed to be watching their backs. And while he's looking away, the police show up, the police show up and they start sweeping the building and he's kind of like, you know, looking over his shoulder at the movie. And then he notices a light on the eighth floor turns on. And so he hurries his, his binoculars over there and he watches and he realizes it's, it's police officers sweeping the building. So he gets on the radio and he says, Hey, some cops just got to your floor. And he was like, our floor, 17:14 you were supposed to tell us if they showed up at all. He's like yeah, I don't know where they came from. They must have been in the building the whole time. Yeah, I I was I don't know what tell you. I can't. I can't tell you. I can't what's less embarrassing. Yeah, what I got stuck in traffic. You put what he did in the hotel the whole thing. Yeah, I met you there. I went to the ice machine. I came, but he was traffic in the high. It ran into a kid who's smoking 17:45 I talked to him for a while. I got a lot to say about his dad. 17:54 Hey, thanks for watching our show. you like it, a great way to help out is by being a Patreon supporter. Doing that helps make this show possible, but it also gets a lot of perks for you. You can get every episode a week early ad free. You get access to a Discord where you can meet a lot of other people who love the show and actually hang out with Jaren and I every month on a hangout. And we're also in that Discord chat all the time, hanging, talking with people, talking about episodes and just random stuff in life. It's super fun. 18:17 We do, there's a way to get birthday messages, a free gift, merch discounts in there. So there's a lot of really great reasons to be a Patreon supporter. You get a lot of benefits out of it. And it also makes the show keep happening. So if that sounds great to you, you can go to support.tilling.com or tilling.com slash support, uh or just tilling.com and search around until you find the links and become a Patreon supporter. really appreciate you doing that. But if not, right back to the episode, right? 18:45 Okay, so yeah, they're on the floor yeah, and they get caught yeah, so the they hid behind a partition in one of the office building and one of the offices and obviously the police found them and so they get arrested. uh Some of them attempted to flee. They didn't make it very far. Some of them. How many are there? So there's five of them. Okay, they all end up getting arrested. Here they are uh okay, uh very mob mob guys. 19:15 uh James McCord Jr. uh I love that you started saying the names I like, because I saw it. That's the first time I saw and then I saw one of the names at the end too and I was like and then you went James McCord Jr. Oh Virgilio Gonzales, Gio, yeah, Frank Sturgis. 19:38 um you know, no, what was it? Don't try to hide by you, Gio Martinez and Bernard Baker. Okay, and so and then their lookout was across the street and who is a lookout? He's not in this list. Okay, um and so these guys all get arrested ah and they begin this long investigation into what's going on. Okay, and to 20:06 There's a lot to cover here. So I'm going to kind of truncate a lot of this story. They go into trial and then the process of the trial, ah they find out that this is the second break in. And so they had actually broke in on May 28th. Okay. So they broke in, they installed some listening devices in the office, but they were bad. They weren't getting good signal from them. So they acquired higher quality listening, listening devices to put in there. 20:35 um and to be able to spy on the convention. And it was interesting in the investigation, were, uh this becomes highly televised. And it was in a time when TV was, there was four channels. So it was highly viewed, not just highly televised. um And there was a couple of reporters who really dug into this um to try to figure out the storyline. 21:04 And it's not really, well, it is clear. It seems like the reporters did a lot of the investigative work that started to really break this case open. And it's interesting in the investigation, um you would think that the Justice Department running this investigation would be the one to find a lot of these things, but the work of these reporters started to open up. 21:34 Why are you sitting like that and I'm thinking you would think fixing my ear buds? Okay, I'm fixing my things that the judicial system would do most of the stuff, but it was reporters. 21:56 reporters, parentheses hot uncovered a lot of stuff because they planted some listening devices legally and 22:12 you just reached up and then I was like oh, that's normal and then you went other and you sat here like this. Well, I was trying to was trying to tighten this thing back here and I was trying to do it with one hand and I couldn't get the right amount of tension, so I had get the other hand up there so I could pull it and actually tighten that and then I got well honestly I got comfortable. It was a comfortable way to have my arms up here like this. I sat like that. Don't do that. Don't do that. I'm just gonna stay like this. Get uncomfortable 22:44 it made me so mad. Okay, so they had snuck in May twenty first. They'd already put some listening devices and then they like a twenty sorry May twenty eight. They've already put some listening devices in yes and then June fifteenth. The ones they put in earlier didn't work as well. They weren't working and they were just getting like fuzz back. Okay, so they had to go put new ones in yeah and so 23:13 the a couple of reporters from the Washington Post. Let me get their names because they are actually very significant people Woodward and Bernstein. Those are the two journalists that our first names they do. Hold on. You want me to get it Bob Woodward. You know them. I know what word yeah yeah Bob Woodward and Bernstein. Let me see bears 23:46 Carl Carl burns Carl burns and it's right. Yeah They they did a lot of leg work to try to figure it out what was going on right and the work that they did they eventually they followed this money trail they these Robbers had a cashier's check that they were paid to do this uh action um and they followed the money trail of that cashier's check and 24:14 Long story short, it was apparent that it had been laundered for a little bit that that money and eventually they traced it back to a campaign donation to the Nixon reelection campaign for his next presidential term. along that line, they started to uncover there was this organization that was put together called the CRP, um which was uh the uh Committee for 24:42 uh, reelection of the president. Uh, a lot of people started calling it creep, which love that. Um, but this group came together to try to do anything that they could to get next in his reelection. Right. And a little bit about Nixon, we're not going to dive too deep into his background, but he shady. It's shady. He had a shady past. I am not a crook. There was a lot. feel like if you got to say that, that's that kind of shows where you are. You know, 25:11 if it's a question yeah and then yeah, there's yeah. So there was a lot of things leading up to this in his career before becoming president. You got to watch what we do in the shadows, the vampire show. I keep telling you to watch in it. Well, there's an episode where they learn that they can hip and hypnotize other vampires. Yeah and one of the vampires they can only do when they're sleeping yeah and he hypnotizes him to speak like Richard Nixon. So all episode that guy is like I you know any does like all these speeches. He goes. We had a dog yeah 25:40 and I gave that I loved that dog. Yeah, you know and and he goes is this isn't this a Richard Nixon speech? 25:51 it clocks it very funny episode. So the this money gets chased back yeah and they they they realize the campaign the Nixon campaign and specifically to this CRP group, which is a part of Nixon's inner circle that's working to try to get him reelected and it's interesting when you look at a lot of their behaviors because it's a lot of I don't know if you would call it a legal 26:20 but it's not. I wouldn't legal. I certainly would not call it a legal. They do a lot of things that are like. Would you call it a legal? 26:31 No, no, you wouldn't. What about you Blair? 26:36 Yeah, put in the comments what you would call it, illegal or what illegal. Oh, that's hard to say. I thought I was going to gag on that word. Illegal. uh I really that yeah, really playing up how bad you are at that. I would call it go. Oh, we stupid uh this group. The point is this group did a lot of things that were 27:05 in a gray area or a questionable yeah, well, I believe maybe within bounds. Yeah, it was depending on the interpretation. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, could be like it's not explicitly illegal. Yeah, except for this um because what they did is they were wiretapping that's a dnc office. Yeah, they broke into the dnc office twice wire tapped it, laundered money to pay a group of um these were Cuban expats. 27:35 uh, uh, who were involved in the Bay of pigs invasion, um, that whole crisis, they were CIA informants that the CIA used for the whole Bay of pigs mess. And so, um, a lot of muddiness and a lot of definitely illegal actions going on here. And so this investment investigation is going on. And while this investigation is going on, um, the prosecutor on the case, uh, pulls a, pulls a witness from the CRP. Okay. And 28:03 The big question that pretty much everyone in the public had as this is going on is now it's starting to get connected back to Nixon's campaign. Right. The question is, is Nixon aware of this? And if he was aware of this, like when? Yeah. How involved? Yeah. Yeah. And so the question was straight up asked, was Nixon aware of this and when was he aware of this? And this kind of blew open the case in a different level uh because the person that was involved in this was 28:32 Everybody inside of Nixon's cabinet was a part of this group that I think, think as the, the, the, uh, the administration went along, they all kind of got into a point where I don't know if it's, it's not really clear if they all, uh, 28:52 I'm trying to figure out the way the way to say this. They did a lot of things that I think they knew they shouldn't have been doing, but they got in so deep that they all began working together to make sure they didn't get caught for the right that they were doing. And a lot of these people were lawyers in a previous career, so they were really good at understanding the law and understanding the system. Sure. And just before everything kind of broke that the oval office was involved in this, um there was this uh meeting at Camp David 29:21 Or maybe it wasn't Camp David. was one of their offsite locations. don't think Camp David's right. They're at one of their offsite locations. And it was kind of one of these meetings where one of his cabinet members who ended up being the witness at this juncture in the trial realized, oh, ah they are setting me up to be the fall guy. They didn't explicitly say this. Nothing obvious happened there. 29:49 But he just kind of realized, he's like, I think they're setting me up to be the fall guy in this situation. And so he comes into this trial within a couple of days of that event. And he's like, I need to make sure that I'm not the fall guy. And so he basically, he comes in and he basically opens the book and he says, know, uh Nixon thought it would be a good idea to install listening devices in the Oval Office. 30:19 And so there's a device in the Oval Office that the second anyone starts talking, it starts recording. And so we have on tape everything that's ever happened in the Oval Office. And so the prosecution was like, yeah, we need that. Yeah. And so this became, they put forth a subpoena. And what's really interesting is a subpoena comes forward and this, let me, let me find this. 30:48 hold on. This is also the time of the era where I don't know. This is we talk a lot about how there was times where you could just run away and live somewhere else and you could start over, but like this was their AI got me. You know I'm saying like yeah recording devices. That was like they're like oh my gosh, anything could be recording device. Yep, we could be like there's nowhere that's safe. Yep, you know, yep, yep, 31:16 and and there was a time not that long ago in relative to human history, where it's just like yeah. If you looked around and you were the only two in a room, you knew you were in the clear. Yeah, yeah, yeah, true, true, you know, unless you were in one of Nixon's offices because he did this throughout the white. No, no, no, but I'm talking about like, you know, the eighteen hundreds, whereas you look around and it's like yeah, hey, it's just us to just us to if we talk quiet, no one else can hear us. It's just us and now this gets out. I kill you 31:45 I think about a lot like yeah, that sounds weird. How often I think about this, but like there's nowhere to escape the cctv or ring doorbells or traffic cameras like there's there's just nowhere you can go yeah yeah that you won't not get caught yeah yeah and that's sounds sketchy for me to say that I think about that, but whatever because you're doing all sorts of sketchy things. 32:15 Well, no. I am not a crook. I do not do that. 32:22 I am a I sound like Alex Jones a little bit. The same thing happened. Alex Jones. You watch that documentary right the about Alex Jones, Alex Jones, Jones versus the truth. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you watch that? It was during the Sandy Hook trial because the Sandy Hook parents sued him because you know he lied and said that it was all made up and that it never happened and so they were trying to prove that he knew that it had happened like he 32:51 knew it was real and even after he knew it was real. He was still on his show being like maybe and so they were trying to prove that in the in like internal documents of their team. They were talking about how they knew the stuff they were saying on the show was fake right and there's a moment in the trial. I remember this going viral. I remember watching this happen a real time during there's a moment in the trial where the lawyers for the prosecution had asked for them to search Alex's phone 33:19 And if there's anything on your phone that mentioned Sandy Hook, you have to submit that to Discovery. And they said there was nothing on his phone that mentioned it. And uh and so the prosecution stands up and says, Mr. Jones, do you realize that 11 days ago your lawyer accidentally sent me an entire digital copy of your phone, not just the messages we asked for, but the entire device. So we searched it. 33:49 and we found messages about Sandy Hook, which you claimed in discovery did not exist, and it's just that moment where it's just like yeah and he he asked him probably he goes before you answer the question. I just want to be clear. You know what perjury is right. That was such a freaking and it was just freaking get him and then that jury honestly did not punish him hard enough. Yeah, 34:15 because that jury was like yeah, you're the defendants, a couple million dollars and it was like oh my gosh well, then the one in texas yeah, that was the one in texas the one in connecticut. They came down really hard. They came down hard on him and then that's where he's anyway. Alex Jones is currently sense. He owes like a billion dollars to the families of family of sandy hook. It's never going to pay that he's never going to pay and he's hitting his assets in his family and it's really really a wars again, but 34:45 anyway, ah but it's the same kind of thing where it was just like oh you got got like you got and it was stuff that was like very clearly like they were running the numbers like every time they mentioned sandy hook. They would get a bunch of donations or a bunch of purchases from their store, so they started running more stories about saying hook even though he was publicly saying he knew it was real yeah and it's just oh so yeah the corruption that exists just in that level of person. I can't imagine 35:14 So did you find the way you were talking what you were looking for for the oval office yeah yeah yeah, so there was a the special boss, the prosecutor on the case. name was Archibald Cox and Archibald cost put forward a subpoena to get these these tapes and obviously Nixon was like we can't those tapes get out yeah and so Nixon calls the Attorney General. It was Attorney General Elliot Richardson on October 20th, 1973 and he says hey you need to fire Archibald Cox and the Attorney General is like 35:44 I'm not going to do that. And he was like, no, you really like we, we need to protect. He's like, we need to protect presidential privilege. The president has immunity to act in his and the attorney general was like, that's not true. And the fact that you're asking me to do that is very sketchy. So I'm to go ahead and I'm going to resign from my post. And so he resigns and the deputy attorney general, William Ruckelshaus takes over. 36:16 it was your face had such a an ease at the end where you look relieved that the name was over. guess I was. Oh, thank God I made that so your face looked like your face was like. Oh, it's not as bad as I thought was going to be. That's so funny. William Ruggles have a run. 36:46 Hey, thanks for listening to this episode of things. I learned last night. If you liked the show, you want to support us, we've got merchandise that you can get and it's good stylish stuff that I made. put a lot of work into this stuff, so it's great to find other tilling fans in the wild and be like, wait a minute. I know that shirt. And so yeah, we would love for you to do that. You can pop over to shop.tillin.com or the QR code or there's a link in the description. There's plenty of ways to find it. We promise we made it super easy. So thanks for supporting the show and thanks for listening. 37:17 calls. So he calls the new attorney general. Hey man, Elliott crazy that he just resigned. Isn't that I'm going to need you to fire her to bull cocks. And he's like, really? Why? And he's like, ah, we just need you to do it. He's the president of the community. You got to protect it. He's like, ah, I'm not going to do that. That's not how this works. And he's like, honestly, the fact that you're asking me to do that is pretty sketchy. So I'm to go ahead and I'm going to resign. And so he ends his post same night. He took it. 37:46 and this goes through another attorney general, another internal general and until finally the solicitor general takes the position as attorney general. His name is Robert Bork and he gets the call from Nixon and Nixon's like hey Mr Bork. He's like welcome to the office. All of your direct reports just quit crazy. Ha uh I have something I didn't call. What's this night called? This is called something right? They call it the Saturday Night Massacre. That's right. How many people ended up 38:13 uh three people resigned. The fourth person is the one who did same. And it was Robert Bork was like, all right, Mr. President, all fire. I'll do whatever you want. Yeah. And so he calls Archibald Cox and he says, Hey, the attorney general and the other one and the other one, they all resigned. I'm now the guy you're fired. ah And so he gets fired. The public finds out about this and they're all like, that's very sketchy. And so there's this huge public protest widespread across the nation. Everyone's like that. 38:42 is there's obvious corruption going on here. Yeah. The replacement issues a subpoena and it pretty much gets to this point where it's like we can't outrun this. We're going to have to turn over the tapes. So they turn over the tapes and they call them the smoking gun tapes because they listen through the tapes and in those tapes there's all sorts of recordings about these these events before the they happen. And in those recordings Nixon himself is saying well we got to pay them pay them twenty five thousand dollars from the campaign about the people who are going to break in. 39:12 talking about the plans to break in. And there's in fact, this is really interesting. 18 minutes were missing from the tapes. Right. 18 minutes of time that were just gone. And at the time the story was, when we were collecting these tapes to bring it over to you, our receptionist accidentally overwrote 18 minutes. It's not, was an accident. She came forward and she acknowledges. said, I did it on accident. I didn't mean to do it. I'm so sorry. So wait, so 39:39 The prosecution's like there's 18 minutes of tape missing. He goes home, grabs a beer. 39:47 This is the kitchen table. His wife like how dinner's almost ready. He should have been ready already. He didn't sit down nor like dad dad and he's like, uh I know they're like, can we go watch TV? Yeah, go watch the dolls versus the whatever the dog thing. He gets in bed at night. He's like, I need a cigarette. 40:13 he gets out of bed, goes to his eight year olds room, wakes him up, wakes him up, goes, hey buddy, I need you to smoke with me. Hey buddy, you feel about a I think I'm more than buddy. Would you know it's not more than it's eleven p.m. want a cigarette and they blight up together. This shows all about dads and sons. It's the seventies. Those are bonding in different ways and they're sitting there 40:45 I need two of them. 40:49 He's like dad was dad was wrong. What happened today? Did something happen? Well, son, perturbed father, we've lost 18 minutes of the tape. You lost the tape. m 41:11 all that for a for a you lost the tape call back really funny. The build up you knew where it was going for the beginning of the story, but the payoff my new specials coming out soon and and you know if you like that kind of jokes, if you like that kind of jokes, whatever do 41:34 so this is a team is missing. So water date the water gate break. It happens in seventy two right this whole legal proceeding takes years. He ends up getting reelected in the middle of the process because the elect which is currently in that process yeah, so it's early enough that it was like the public wasn't. I don't know if the public wasn't aware of what was going on, but it wasn't as big of a deal yet. They didn't know everything that was a part of the story and so 42:02 They hear the tapes, they find out the things missing. The story line is initially uh the receptionist overwrote it sidebar in two thousand three. I think it was they did some forensics on it and they discovered that they weren't. It was not an accident. They're like this was very intentional uh removal of the took until two thousand three to know that. Well, I think it was like they finally had the technology where they could they could examine these. Yeah, everybody knew. But again, I was the first time they could they could 42:32 conclusively prove that that was what happened, and so this ends up going before the Supreme Court and the defense of the what's the question for the Supreme Court did well, so the the the defense of uh Nixon and his whole uh administration was that uh the presidential immunity argument. Oh God, they said because of his position as pro they're acknowledging what he did was illegal. Yeah, 43:02 I'm sorry. Illegal. Well, they use, they use the phrase executive privilege. Yeah. Yeah. And so he said he has the privilege to take these actions for whatever official means. And the Supreme court is like, no, they're, they affect the act. The literal ruling is no person, not even the president of the United States is completely above the law. That was July 24th, 1974. So in the house judiciary committee, they then put forth in July 27th of 1974. 43:31 uh three articles of impeachment for obstruction of justice, misuse of power and contempt of Congress. And so he gets ahead of it on August 8th and he announces he's going to resign instead. He's like, you're not going to impeach him to resign. Yeah. And so he resigns Gerald for that where he does his famous. Well, he had been doing that a lot. That was his thing. That was his thing. Yeah, that was his thing was the, the deuces. He said that I'm not a crook thing when everybody was trying to like before the tapes even came in, it was like the question of whether he was involved. He's like, I'm not a crook. Yeah. And so honestly, 44:01 That better be the best impression I've ever done in my life. I know it wasn't great. I know it wasn't great, but I'm going to be honest. Yeah. I'm not an impression guy. And that was, I'm pretty impressed. Do it again. I'm not a croc. No, that was way worse. 44:17 Should I try one more time? No. Okay. I think we get it. Okay. 44:26 so he resigns so he resigns. Are you telling the story super fast? You trying to get out of here? What's your deal? I'm just I look there's a lot of there's a lot to this story. There's more I'm trying to stay to the main, the main story, okay, not get in all the other like side stories. Okay, so he resigns. He gets out of out of dodge and escapes. What does he do after you know? What did he do after he left after his presidency? Yeah, 44:55 Um, that's a good question. Actually. Let's see. post presidency, 1974 to 1994, uh, moved to San Clemente, California. Uh, and while he was there, um, he spent a while just chilling. It looks like, um, he, uh, yeah, he's spent a while just kind of doing nothing. And then he got back into public life, apparently. 45:21 uh I don't know what that means. It doesn't show the library. You know George W is a painter now. Nix was like I gotta figure out yeah, he loves holding his hands. Oh, he worked for the Coast Guard. Apparently puppets on there. Yeah, he took a golf cart to his office at the cost card okay ah and like did public appearances. It looks like he became an author. He wrote a book 45:49 the mememoirs of Richard Nixon sure obviously the audio books missing eighteen minutes yeah opened his library, did some conventions, some public. It sounds like called if I did it, it's memoirs of Richard Nixon, but if I put it would be 46:09 and then he died in ninety four. Okay, so I mean, sounds like born, so yeah. Hold on. Let me see. He died in ninety four. Let's see exactly way twelve April, eighteenth, so about almost a month to the day, pretty close to a month to the day. I know there's chance. I think he's in there. I'm nix it in corn and 46:35 That's why that I mean Alex both were like. uh No, I don't like you. I'm not a corn. I'm Richard Nixon. You just are telling me all that. I do you need to fire Archibald Cox. Is that you being possessed? Oh wow, a spirit of Richard Nixon. 47:08 That's going in the intro, I know for sure! It's just you being like, I'm being possessed by the spirit of Richard Nixon. 47:23 You 47:29 okay, so he resides yeah, and so he resides. He kind of goes on to your very typical like post presidential life right. Okay, uh meanwhile, in very typical fashion, forty of his cabinet officials were indicted or jailed on various charges, most of them serving anywhere from a few months to a few years. 47:58 yeah, all of the people who are part of the burglary did multi year sentences for that burglary uh and so he it's it's pretty phenomenal that he just gets to go. He gets impeached and he gets to go move to California and just kind of chill while forty other people pay the consequence yeah of his actions and I will say it was it. 48:21 I don't understand this after seeing the storyline of the smoking gun tapes because in the smoking gun tapes he straight up says like we got to have the guys break in and we got to pay him for it and so it's like he's a part of the planning of whole process right, but like if you read the reports everyone's like well, we don't know if he planned it. We did. We know he covered it up, but we don't know if he planned it, but it's like the tapes in the tapes. He says we got to pay the guys and so it's like he know he has to know yeah. If you say we got to pay the guys, so I don't understand, but 48:48 don't know. I guess they were like losing your job as presidents enough. I guess that everyone just didn't give him an actual it's the same thing though of like you know. I don't know. I think the idea was that if we prosecute a president, then that just opens the door for every president to be prosecuted for everything all the time. I mean right. I mean is what was just is what was said to justify it. I don't think that's true. 49:16 I am of the position that if they committed a crime, they committed a crime. Yeah, you know, yeah, that was a crime. Yeah, that was crime and so yeah, but I think that at that time and even if they saw that as a win enough, that was like okay, he's never going to be able to run again. Yeah, you know and and that was enough for them. Well, even if you use the argument of the executive privilege argument, it doesn't even make sense because like what you the law, the event of Watergate 49:46 it was not. You're not doing anything to protect the American people. You're trying to make sure you get elected again right and so it's like even if the argument is that like I don't feel like that's right, but I even I'm not saying I'm not saying from a legal position. I am saying let's say the next party in power next for the next president then ah brings legal action against the previous president yeah justified or unjustified. 50:15 from a public perception. Yeah, that is what dictators and third world countries do yeah right, and so they were trying to avoid that. I think by doing that in the seventies, they then open the door for us letting yeah. I think I think I think after that it became a thing. I think you well he just got a slap on the wrist. He actually broke off. I'm just in things that are questionable. 50:42 You know, and I think with their fear of it going too far this way, it went too far the other way. Yeah, I think I think that's fair. So, but this had a massive impact. Obviously the public trust impact is gigantic. Right. I don't think people have trust the office of the president since this happened. There was definitely a much different um respect. I would say not even respect. I would say people expected the president was kosher, was doing everything. 51:12 in a very legal manner and was doing things with the best of intentions before this. But then after this, this has been this cloud over the country ever since of like, oh, I don't know. Like, is it legit? They're all crooks. He said he's not a crook, but he was clearly a crook. So it changed his public perception. also this was this turning moment where journalists became celebrities. Wordward and Bernstein, they both won Pulitzer prizes. And this was 51:42 the most interesting thing on TV for like three years. And so the reporters who were at the front of this, it kind of changed the news. And it turned, it began this shift where the news went from this honestly pretty dull thing you did to stay informed to entertainment. And so there's a shifting moment there. And then there was a massive reform to our legal system. There's the new Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act of 1978 came out of this. 52:10 to help make sure that we weren't doing sketchy things like this to like listen to people without their knowledge and things like that, and then there was also within it's so interesting. In some states, there's like the one party consent law for phone call recording yeah and then in other states, there's two party consent like both people have to know that it's happening yeah. That's interesting that they left that up to states to decide yeah. That is crazy uh and then and then 52:38 because so many of the people within his cabinet were barred lawyers, there was new professional responsibility requirements where even when you were outside of a, uh like they were in a public service capacity, but they still are now beholden to all these professional requirements. Or else they lose their license with the bar association. ah And so a bunch of things changed with that. And then obviously like everything's gate now, everything that, uh 53:07 is a scandal is deflate gate, right? Email gate, pizza gate. Like all of it just gets gate after it. Um, I think they said that, uh, up to the numbers, like over 200 of these scandals have just gotten gate gate to the back of it. Yeah. Um, till and gate till and gate. Yeah. Um, and, uh, it's interesting because, uh, uh, we don't have to talk about that. Nevermind. Okay. Nevermind. Nevermind. I started, I started and I'm going to show growth. 53:37 Never mind okay, but uh yeah, so uh Nixon lost his job. A bunch of other people went to jail. That is the Watergate scandal. So how long between the planning and the execution of the thing? Do know that I don't think we know initially when it was planned? I do know 54:03 We know the initial break in was May twenty eight right and then we know the the second break in was that was seventy two nineteen seventy two and then he resigned August eight. What year seventy four yeah yeah so a couple years of this whole scandal being in the public limelight um and so it's most likely that there was a few months before that, but I think I think what's clear is like they installed those listening devices in the oval office right and so they really liked the fact that they could just listen to stuff. 54:32 and it's there's definitely a question of like they did this to the D and C office at Watergate. Yeah, where else they do this to yeah. Do we know of we don't know that's just the one they got caught with yeah and nobody would have known about the White House thing had this whole event not happened. What were they doing with the White House tapes? Do we know listening to stuff listening to the conversations that's weird? That's that is really insane to me that they would record that it sounds like it sounds like blackmail 54:59 like I don't know why else you're recording. know what else you have, but I try to hold that which I mean I guess which is pretty mobster activity to do is what I'm saying yeah. I guess though just kind of thinking out loud. We record all of our video calls nowadays. Anyways, we record this podcast this blackmail. Are you blackmailing me? Jaren's blackmailing me as right spirit of Richard Nixon doesn't like 55:26 being black bales, the only one who black bales around here. I got to fiddle off the spirit of Richard Nixon. 55:38 the spirit originally compels you the spirit of Richard Nixon compels you to listen to another episode. You should listen to the Charles J Cato episode. He's speaking of presidents. 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Watergate is one of the most important political scandals in American history. It reshaped how Americans view power, elections, and trust in government. What began as a small break-in at an office complex slowly uncovered corruption at the highest level of the presidency. At the center of it all was Nixon, whose actions during Watergate led to consequences no president … Read More

Blue His House With a Blue Little Window and a Blue Corvette | Blue Light Ep 311

02-03-26

Episode Transcription

00:00 Hey, thanks for listening to things. I learned last night. It's my favorite thing to do. My second favorite to do is stand up comedy and so we love for you to cover those shows this month. I am in Houston Plano. That's in Texas, Kingsport, Tennessee, Fredericksburg, Virginia, Charlotte, North Carolina, Milton, West Virginia. Where's that at? Huh? Raleigh, North Carolina. It's in West Virginia, Indianapolis, 00:24 Omaha, Saint Louis and Springfield, Missouri. So March twenty second, I am in Nashville, Tennessee, filming my comedy special. I got rescheduled and there's two shows on that Sunday. If you're within driving distance, put on a couple episodes, make the drive, come to the special taping. I'd love to see you there, so thanks for coming to shows. Let's get into the episode. Amen. What's up? Have you happy to be? Have you ever heard of a Shuji Nakamura? Okay, 00:51 when I said that we got to get a couple of episodes done today. We got to speed up. That doesn't mean that you got to come in here like you heard of shoot, shoot, she, she, she, knock Amara. So you were like you ever heard of Suji, not a number yeah. I'm trying to make this doubles like no, no, no, no, baby. We're going fast. 01:07 How do I do this, but make it less hot? That's how the Mormon started. We started this podcast when we were twenty three. You ever think about where we thought we'd be at this? 01:20 You ever think about what we thought life was gonna look like at this point? Yeah, it's crazy, 01:28 Things I learned last night. 01:37 is. Oh, so who is this? Shooji Nakamura? Here's a picture of him. ah Here's another picture of him. I shouldn't have laughed. Okay, here's another picture of him. Is this okay? Hold on for audio listeners. Yeah, here was an Asian gentleman. Is he Japanese? Yes and ah he don't stick on this one. Go to the first one. I the first picture is one that he's in a suit. 02:04 and it's like at the he's giving a speech somewhere. You know, they they always give you that tiny little mic, little mic, tiny little microphone on top of the you know, and I turn had that on the podium when I was growing up. Yeah, it looks like the Bob Barker microphone where he held that super long stick with a tiny little microphone on top stuck to the podium and then this one he looks like he's in a tanning bed of made of crystals. 02:29 he's a gonna polo and then this one he's it's like a it's an artsy picture. He's holding a light bulb and a book yeah. I can't quite tell what's in his hand there. It looks like I'll tract he's only a track yeah. Looks like an interstellar type thing. Is he a scientist? Is that what we're doing with a little okay? He's giving a key note in this one and 02:53 Okay, and then this one he's just pointing the light. Tim, why do you so many pictures of him? just him. Why do you what it seems like sometimes you don't come prepared at all and then other times you just bring? Is he holding a light saber? I think it's just a laser that's turned on. Okay, so what does he do then? Shoo, g, neck, a mara. Well, let me ask you this. Have you ever heard of uh blue light like the blue light glasses, not the 03:21 I mean, I guess you get the glasses because of blue light, but have you ever heard of like blue light? Yes, yeah, so that's him. He is that no, what does that even mean? What does that even mean? He's the guy who came up with blue light, but what does that mean? What do you mean? What does I guess we'll find out? What do you mean? What do you mean? Do it? Is it came up with blue light? It was like he looked at a traffic stop was like we got green light. We got red light. We got yellow light 03:50 it's not blue. It's not blue enough. I don't okay. What does that mean? No, so this is actually really significant. Is this the moment like when you said this you're there's a little bit of panic in your voice when you were like oh maybe this topic isn't exciting enough to talk about. Is that why you have thirty seven pictures of this guy? No, no pulling back up. No, okay, hold on 04:17 just like a normal one. Don't pull that one. I knew you're going to pull that one. I feel weird. Any bed in the crystal. Just go to that one. Yeah, this is the only one I have always not doing something with the light. 04:33 It honestly might be the only one I can find where he's not doing something with a light. What are you looking at? Are you trying to what are you are you comparing foreheads? Is that what you're doing right now? 04:43 yours might be bigger. Oh, one's a little bit bigger. Yeah, yo, hey, go back to that one though. You're gonna look good with this haircut. I think you'll rock that you think I'll rock that. I'm gonna shave my head before I get to that point. No dude, grow it out the back to a Larry David. I'm going to. Oh no way. I'm, I'm pretty close to shaving my head clean. I'm like, I'm getting really close. I'm not going to lie. Every time I watch a podcast clip and I go like this, I'm like 05:10 Is it that YouTube or that YouTube comment from Ezra that just gets you? No, he's been bullying you lately and I think he's like is yeah, yeah, yeah, it's working. No, I thought that way since long before Ezra showed up on the scene, but whatever it's fine. It doesn't bother me. I'm okay. I'm rubbering you are glue. uh 05:37 stop looking at like that. Okay, all right, so let's take the story back to nineteen sixty two. It's summer, nineteen sixty two general electric engineer by the name of Nick, Hall and Yak. uh This is an another cool guy, Nick, Hall and Yak. ah He was working from for general electric and they were trying to figure out the incandescent light bulb worked. You got light from it. Did he create led? Is that what we're? Is that where we're going? 06:08 okay. All right, so the incandescent libel, that's why he was holding light bulbs earlier as well. I was thinking okay, so he's the incandescent light bulb is what is draining too much power or what yeah well, it uses a lot of power, but it's also just incredibly inefficient because it heats up a coil to generate light and so only about two percent of the energy that you burn in an incandescent light bulb is used with light. The rest of it's just heat that radiates off of it, so if you touch it, it's hot yeah because of the heat and so there had been it's hot 06:36 because it's hot because of the hot. That's how little he thinks that you listener. That's hot because of the heat, the the electric community had for a long time been trying to figure out is there a way to love the idea of there being an electric community. So they have a flag that they have meetings. Yeah, they call them the buzzers. Hello buzzers. 07:04 do they? Can you come up with a better, better, better team name for them right off bolts? Oh, the gosh dang it. I hate that. That's immediately so much better. Yeah, and that's just the top one. That's just the first one I thought of. Oh no, the currents and the also cool. Yeah, the connectors. Yeah, I don't like that one. That sucks. It's better than buzzers, buzzers, buzzers is above the sockets. The socket, socket to them. I kind of like that. 07:33 that's probably there's that's probably they're probably the bolts and then their phrases socket to them and like that's all that's better than the buzzers. 07:46 anyways. I just, I thought it was funny when you're like the electric community. I just think that yeah, a funny concept have been long looking for. I'm looking for a better way to do light bulbs, a more efficient, the electric community fighting long and hard to figure out 08:11 like we got to do something about this. They're so hot because of the heat, I touch it with the rock, because the hot part is the hot part and what if we can do this without the hot part? How do I do this but make it less hot and that's how the mormons started? 08:31 How do we do everything to make it less? get less hot. So in 1962 there was an engineer working at General Electric by the name of Nick Holonyak. Here he is. 08:44 Okay, he looks like Doctor Bronner a little bit. He kind of does actually bald version here. He is. Here's another one where he's less. What is what these guys are the lights, dude, these guys, they love taking professional headshots with their lights. Let me do it with my light real quick. Yes. Oh, what do I want me to do with my hands? You're gonna cross them. You put them in pockets just just grab one of the lights grab one of your lights. 09:11 and he's holding it like Elizabeth Holmes in that photo. Yeah, he really is. I like this one the best. This is crazy. Where's a shining it towards face? Yeah, okay. This is like a yeah. He's like highlighting half his face. So Nick Holland, Yak, what he did is significant because he he was the guy who first came up with a led. Okay, so he but the problem was I guess a little bit about led, how LEDs work for this to make any sense. Maybe now is the right time to talk about this an led light. 09:41 Let me see. What is it? Let's start with I'm trying to decide which graphic is the best place to start here So deep within an LED light you have this this is gonna take maybe this is best to watch if you're listening I'm gonna try my best to illustrate what we're looking at here Yeah, but we're looking at a graphic Yeah shows what an LED light bulb looks like what like on the inside the little bulb piece and what I think a lot of people might think is that Because you look at a lot of LED bulbs and you have the bulb and a lot of times they have the color on them 10:10 Okay. The color doesn't come from the like casing like incandescent bulbs do. The color actually comes from the unit itself. There's this little terminal that creates the light. so LED stands for light emitting diode. That's what it stands for. And inside it, there is a diode. So the current just travels right through. And at the top there, we have this region where there is a 10:39 a little cavity that a wire connects to that sends charge into this cavity. How are you finding these topics buddy? I'm going to try. I'm going to try this. This story is really interesting. I'm going to try to make this part as quick as we can, quick and simple as we I'm just wondering how we got from, you know, I guess I I try to follow the trail. If you listen to the last couple episodes, like you can follow the trail of the Wikipedia articles that led him to where he is because you can go like Stuxnet led to 11:11 what was the one that just came out after Stuxnet, I don't know the one after Stuxnet and then Oh, good mall apartment. No, that was before Stuxnet, secret wall apartment Stuxnet party X and then three I Atlas. You can see how Stuxnet let him to three I Atlas right and then I'm assuming we'll figure out how three I Atlas let us here because now 11:33 and maybe you just been watching too many hang green videos and the confidence is through the roof over here. We're just like can explain LADs to people. So basically what an I think I think light emitting diode and I knew that word before we did this and that's why I said it was such confidence, and so you can see that at the top with a wire bond and reflective cap in the cavity right and so in that bowl like you have a positive terminal and that hits the photo P region region, which then it hits the active region 12:01 which then passes through to the in region. Now the in region. 12:11 doesn't really make sense for why that's there. 12:16 so essentially what is photons? Okay, so the negative goes back up through the positive a P and in positive and negative. I'm not more. Hey, don't ever talk to me like that. See the positive terminal goes through the photon and then hits the active region of the negative. So it's photons, it's it's positive and negative uh reacting to each other that generates energy that creates light and then you pass that back up through this cathode cathode 12:46 cathode and that comes back and all that's happening when you just go yeah or you go echo, turn the lights on so really close. uh Essentially what is happening there is you have this material and they give the top part of this a positive charge, a bottom part, a negative charge and then when you push some energy through it from a battery through this diode, what happens 13:13 is there are essentially empty spots within that negative region where when that positive region is charged with energy, you got it right, will drop from the positive region down to the negative region. And when it goes through, they call it the active region in this, but really it's a band gap. So there's just a gap in between the material. And when it goes through there, that's where it releases a bunch of energy and that's where the light comes out. And what is interesting is 13:44 what you just did in the microphone. Okay, no, so I've been listening to a lot of notebook L M yeah in preparation for this because it's on, which is also crazy. It's so insane, but it's nice if you've never used it. You can just dump a million sources, and if you don't know they reference the source material like this, yeah, and they interrupt each other and pause yeah and they will. They will stumble over their words and they will do things like this that where they go 14:11 like they will do weird mouth sounds, but it's a I yeah and they'll even say stuff at the same time like that yeah. It's very strange like they're having a conversation and the only thing they're missing is ten years of friendship and a little bit of bitterness. You know you can not. You can hear the just you can tell that the I should be richer. We say I should be rich. These AIs think they should these AIs are hitting their thirties and they feel slighted by their lot in life. 14:43 so so you've been listening to a lot of podcasts. I was like a lot of robot podcasts about this because that helps me learn um and they did make that mouse. So that's the only reason I brought that up is because you made fun of my mouse sound and they literally know I listen to one the other day. I ten years ago I sign up for a stand up comedy course online. It one of those you know just self got a courses Jerry Seinfeld, but no 15:07 Can you believe I feel doing on like courses? No, but it was like this is this course was clearly put together in two thousand and ten, so it's super text heavy. It is yeah, it's just reading yeah and I was like I'm. I don't want to read this thing. I got stuff to do and so I put I put it into L M yeah while I was running yeah and and it just gave me all the information. I was like that's actually it was really it's kind of crazy. It's honestly like 15:35 a lot of these AI tools out there, like we got reasons to hit on LM. Honestly, I don't have a lot of bad. I can I think that the things that we don't like about AI one. I don't like the AI slop videos like that stuff. I also do worry that within a couple years, like we just can't tell the difference between what's what's real and so that's actually what I asked you. If you listen to Colin Samir's podcast about the creator economy and how m 16:00 the thing that's going to set creators apart is not just our content, but the story behind our content. So the joke that we make about like hey, we're thirty and we just you know and we have ten years of friendship. That's going to be the selling point beyond just where characters that could be generated. You know yeah yeah yeah and so anyway, but there are some 16:18 and I also listen to another podcast that said the main difference between nuclear weapons and AI as far as the development works, because right now we're in an arms race with China, where it's like they're trying to get to artificial general intelligence and uh and so if we don't, if we just stop developing AI, then they're going to develop AI and then their AI is going to take over the world right. So that's the rash now that we have to right. We have to put us all in danger to make us more safe. It doesn't make sense 16:48 but it's the same thing with nuclear weapons, but the guy has said that the main difference is that with nukes there's no upside. There's zero upside to nuclear weapons right, but there's enormous upside to some of these AI to very double edge. thing that people don't like most about AI is the job displacement that's going to take place or could take place, but I think I think most of us if we stopped the general ah if AI stopped where it is now 17:15 like where it's like it could be used. We use in some of our videos. You see if you watch some of our shorts like I use it to supplement shots that we don't have or to tell the for storytelling. Yeah, I don't use it to make an entire video of AI or be deceptively AI, but uh for writing and for code and for what were you like? Were you talking about for the research? I think most of us are kind of like yeah. This is a. This is a good stopping point. The problem is they're going to keep pushing through yeah. 17:41 Alex died in our Jennifer's dead in the parking lot day thing like four years ago and we just AI gender his voice in every episode that shows up since then, so and Blair's been she's over there. She's been like she hits a button. She's like we gave her a sound board. Why do you keep doing that? She's not she's sitting right there. I love the idea of her flowed on a box, so but we just gave her a little sound board. 18:08 she can just she can just pipe in with Alex's voice. I've been Alex yeah voice changer. She talks into it. talks into a voice and then it comes into the mic like Alex. She's go yeah, that's how she talks. Have you seen this video on a little? She talks like this. That's what you're saying. Have you seen this video? 18:29 it's it's this girl who just does a ton of content on tick tock and recently she started this bit. So what's that where she's being taken over by demons so funny? What's the demons name? Do you remember the demons name Carl Carl? It is so freaking. I love that we're sitting through it like a part where you're going to explain to YouTube video. not going to explain it. That's such a not going to your old. You're so thirty one. I'm almost thirty two by time this comes out. It will still be thirty one earlier. I'll still be thirty one. We're fine. We're good. I'll be. I'll be honest earlier today. 18:59 we had our client here. We were shooting some business podcast and he asked us how old he asked. I think he asked just me how old I was and I was like I was like I'll be thirty two this year and then I in my brain I sat down and I haven't stopped thinking about how weird of a thing I said down and I was like thirty one and a half. We started this podcast when we were in our early twenties. No, I just think about no well that's crazy, but also like we started this podcast when we were twenty three. Yeah, you ever think about where we thought we'd be at this 19:32 you ever think about what we thought life was going to look like at this point? Yeah, it's crazy, huh? And anyway, him so rich. I knew he wasn't gonna be, but Tim thought he was going to be rich and every time he'd say it is a yeah. Well, one day when I'm rich, I'd go that's gonna happen for you. Some people happens for some people, it happen and you just need to learn how to settle for many ockery. 20:02 You know a seventeen year old girl fell ten thousand feet from a plane crash and landed in the Amazon forest and survived or did you know that the Australian government went to war with wild emus and lost? I'm Jaron and I'm Tim and each week on things are learned last night. We learn about a fun story from history and sometimes some alien conspiracies. It's a family friendly show and there's over three hundred episodes to get started with so search things. I learned last night wherever you get your podcasts. 20:32 so the big problem here was are you getting back to I'm just going to get back yeah make sense. So the way it worked is the amount the amount of energy right uh that came out during that band gap is how uh is what color the light that came out was okay is for you to build up enough energy to move through the spectrum of light. You had to increase the length of that band gap, but what would inevitably happen? 21:01 is if you did not have enough energy in the photon when it trans like when it tried to cross the band gap, it would shoot out in all directions and it wouldn't make it across. And so then it just it just broke. It just didn't function. Sure. ah And so that whole ah the band gap size made it to where logically you started on this bottom end of the visible light spectrum, which is red, because the band gap could be the smallest. And so 21:28 this guy, that's why all LEDs were read at the beginning, because that's the lowest amount of like a energy that energy that you need to yeah and the smallest band gap to got it got it. So this guy came up with it and he figured out a way to cross that divide and create a red light. Yes and this was in nineteen sixty two. Okay, thing is like a red light is cool and useful. They it pretty much immediately became used in clocks and like indicator lights on home appliances. Everything has red lights on 21:57 Yeah. so like, but it really is, it's just for like symbols and indicators. cats. 22:04 they did pretty quickly realize. Oh hey, we could shrink this gap a little bit um and we could drop out of the visual spectrum into infrared. This is flipped yeah and that's how remotes work. Is they it's the same sort of light you're just shooting infrared light um from a remote. That's why the light flashes right at the top of the yeah remote yeah, but it's just shooting infrared light wow and so it's outside the visual spectrum. I can still see it. It really bothers me at people's houses. 22:37 shared as superpowers supervision. It's infrared yeah. What we're How are you saying infrared infer yeah? There's two ours in the red, but you're saying infer infrared. You're saying inferred infrared infrared. This podcast sucks man. 23:01 the freaking worst infrared yeah. You're not saying all right infrared infrared infrared. The say together slow ready in for red now say fast in red. You're saying infrared. I will not have you gas light be like this infrared infrared. That's what I said okay, so 23:30 dude. You look like the santa and santa claus too. That's like spaz and out you know where he's like a short so getting he's like okay. You look sad. I love it so in the sixties yeah the late sixty sixty two the red led comes out by the late sixties. They come up with the green leds. They're moving across the visual light spectrum. They're able to find ways to so like this led behind us 24:00 isn't is working the same way yeah. It functions the same way, so it takes more energy to make a blue yes than a red yeah. The further you go along the spectrum, the more energy and the wider the gap has to be. 24:15 blue was purple all the way to the end. Well, this is the way this is making purple is a little different. We'll get to that in a second. No one should be making purple 24:30 What is that? You don't know church camp rules. No church camp rules are boys are blue, girls are red, no purple. Oh, I have never heard yeah yeah yeah. We did not know it was totally normal. It totally normal. All right, go ahead. 24:57 professor John. I think they're making purple behind the snack shit. No, that's like for real what they would call it. They'd be like oh, I saw someone kissing. They're making purple. They're making purple. Yes, that is so I agree. 25:16 You want to make purple in the HOV lane? What if we made purple in the HOV lane? 25:25 yikes. We're gonna make purple. We gotta close this gap. Oh no, so we gotta close this. Oh, are you? Is that okay? I'm not making purple with you. 25:41 I I feel like we got we have miscommunicated here, so anyway, get to the part where the story is interesting. Okay, so this immediately became an issue though, because now we have red and green light. You can use those in indicator lights, but they're useless if you want to light a home because they're red and green. They're not like that lighting that we use for lighting in your house and there's also it's just those two colors. If we wanted any other colors we needed 26:06 the full all three primary colors. had to get to blue so we could have RGB mix those colors and then make white light, and so this is mixing the three colors together. It's not it's not going all the way to purple. It's instead it's using um LEDs that are red, green and blue and mixing them to make the purple. How do we get to white all three of those colors? Yeah, you put red, green and blue on top of each other, increase the intensity. It's white. Okay, 26:36 And so, but that was a big problem because the gap in a blue light or the, I guess the theoretical gap to get to a blue light was going to be so large. There was a material science problem of we couldn't find the material that could create that large of a gap and have that much energy and keep it pure enough to where the energy could travel through it. And so there was a, was a pretty significant material science problem. So much so that throughout the sixties, 27:06 seventies and eighties. Pretty much every major electronics company was investing millions and millions of dollars into this, trying to figure out, trying to get blue, trying to get to blue. Yeah. Yeah. I'm trying to make blue. What if we made purple at RCA? uh And so yeah, hundreds of millions of dollars were invested through these three, three decades trying to get there and then came along. Shoju show Shooji Nakamura, Shooji Nakamura. He worked at a place called Nikea. 27:36 okay, ikea. This is their actual office building. I just needed to show you a picture of this crazy because it's so absurd to me. Everything about this office drives me insane and it makes me feel so uneasy when I look at it. Just it looks so efficient. It is so like and there's those little balconies, those little tiny bow. You think the windows are eye level or do you think those are no yeah? Those are middle 28:02 because you see the doorway over there at the end for some reason. Those small little balconies yeah that aren't connected yeah. They're tiny little dinky balconies yeah dinky balconies. We're looking place and so you go smoke. It looks like it looks like we would get built in the nineties is like a futuristic building yeah. You know you're right. It's a cube. It's like a it's a big flat thing and then there's like runner windows along the but they're not full height windows. They're clearly like all 28:31 I mean they look probably two or three feet tall. The windows do at most maybe one foot yeah yeah and and it's like I can remember maybe one, maybe one and a half feet, maybe one and a quarter on. I mean I'm ball parking it if I'm gonna I'm probably one foot five and a quarter inches maybe maybe, something like yeah. What do you think? I don't know. It doesn't remind me of the here's building in Springfield to 29:01 it's got that big like tower on the back of it. Otherwise it'd be just a block and honestly I wouldn't hate it as much if it was just a block, but we stop looking at the clock. Stop looking at the clock. Stop looking at the building. Is the building the interesting part of this story or what don't look at the clock? Look at the block. uh No, I just I just needed you to see this because it stresses me out so much. It really does. Okay, we can stop talking about it. We don't have to talk about it anymore. Okay, okay, we don't have to talk about it. Okay, 29:30 all right. I you would stop talking about this building. Okay, so he worked at Nikea. Nikea is like a little thirty minutes into a story that's going nowhere. It's like a small. I don't know what to call it a chemical firm yeah, and so they they were said their tag line was researching for a brighter future. Yeah, so now it changed things, but and in the sixty side or maybe I guess yeah. This company was uh 30:00 or this company was founded in a I don't know what you this was founded but throughout the 80s the 70s and 80s it was all chemical and they made a few dozen million a year they weren't like hugely successful but they were like a profitable company they were doing well there right whatever but they weren't a company that was on the radar for this technology okay ah but Shuji Nakamura he was just a technician who worked there 30:29 but he's always kind of a tinker. He grew up being someone who played with like Tinker toys and did stuff like that and he went. got his bachelor's degree. He started working at the Nikea Corporation. I think we're going end up needing a lot more of those people because of the if robotics really do take off the way that they hope they do yeah. We're going to need more people with those hand eye coordination skills. Why is we're need to repair those robots? Well, I can't the robots repair the other robots 30:59 that eventually so he worked in this section of nikea that they called the junk room and it was just we just put a bunch of junk in here and we let these guys think around a little yeah and see if they can come up with anything and so he just would sit around building stuff in the junk room and one day say his name again so he knock him our suji suji knock him suji knock him are okay and so in nineteen eighty eight he kind of well for years before nineteen eighty eight he been 31:29 dabbling with this blue light problem. And he started to think, I think I could probably solve this. Um, and so he went to the founder of the company, uh, a guy by the name of no boo Ogawa. Uh, and he said, Hey, I need, I don't know, 500 million yen to try to figure out this blue light problem. That's 3 million us dollars. Okay. Um, and the guy was like, sure. Take, take this 500 million yen to the junk room and see what you can do with it. And so 31:57 he's like the first thing I'm going to have to do is go to Florida. Is that okay and he's like I don't care and so he flies to Florida. I already told you go to the junk room go. That's what we call it here. God just go to the junk room, the junk room honestly cool youth group name. Is it the junk yard? Maybe the junk yard, the junk. Hey, do you ever jug yard wars? Junkyard wars was so cool. So 32:23 so it was definitely not an indictment of our over consumer culture that we just have. We just have these massive areas of land with so much junk as crazy. uh So in eighty eight he's been a whole year in Florida, ah mastering this technology called Moc VD, which stands for metal organic chemical vapor deposition. I knew that which the big problem 32:52 that they ran into is they figured out uh that they could potentially make this type of light, the blue light, if they had the right material. But the problem is they just couldn't get the structure pure enough. But there was this new technology in the 80s that came on called the MOCVD that can create really, really good uh pure crystalline lattice. But it's the only thing that could do it. And so he's like, I'm going to fly to Florida to a place that does this. I'm just going to spend a year there learning under these people. 33:22 And so he expected it to be this great experience. He gets there and he just gets bullied by everyone who works there ah because like you're not that smart because he doesn't have a PhD and he has no published papers under his belt. And so they're like, you're not you're not special. And so they're like, here, we've got a broken one. You can go to the junk room and you could play with our broken machine. And that's what he did for a year. He every day would come in and he would take this thing apart and put it back together until he like understood it like the back of his hand. 33:51 the machine and how it functioned. uh And meanwhile, everybody, he sat alone at lunch, everybody made fun of him. bullied him. MOCVD. It's essentially like a reactor that could create with any organic material could crystallize it. Okay. And it could make the most uh pure crystals at the time and even to this day. And so he ah flew back home and was like, well, I'm going to need one of those. I'm going to make it. I spent the year just making it over and over again. And so he 34:21 put together all the junk that they had the junk room to make his own like makeshift MLCVD reactor. Um, and long story short over the next, uh, four years, he just tried and tried every single day, uh, to create this material. Um, okay. And eventually, uh, he had, um, a very, very dim blue light that he was able to create with it, but it was not, he comes running out of the junk room, guys, guys. And they're like, 34:50 Uh huh, he's like, the blue light! And they're like, I don't see it. 34:58 I maybe there's maybe it's a light. I can't. I'm not sure I see anything. 35:11 Hey, thanks for listening to this episode of things. I learned last night. If you like this show, we would love to see in our Patreon. It's a great way to financially support the show. We don't make money from this. It just helps us to pay the people who do make money from this. Like Alex and Robert, her editor and maybe one day, one day me and Tim, maybe one day, know, but only if you join, only if you join, we can't wait. We can't get paid until you pay. Can't feed Tim's kid until you join. He's so uh 35:54 bad. He rebuilt the reactor and the problem is he gets back and when he gets back the sun took over the company. Okay, it sounds like this is a colossal waste of money. You're never going to figure this out because his son is just the CEO. He's not the tinkerer. He went to a conference and at the conference, this guy was like yeah blue lights never going to happen. We're never going to make it that a thing. You know what else was never going to happen? The guy at AT &T told me unlimited text messages was never going to happen. That's a real thing. I remember that 36:21 the guy was like now they made too much money on the same with data. They'll never have unlimited data yeah, which he was right about that yeah. We don't have a little bit of data yeah. Well yeah, you have unlimited. It's fake unlimited yeah yeah. I wonder yeah, that's interesting. I wonder yeah, that was a good rabbit trail that yeah we don't have time. I'm going to look it up on good for you and so he shuts the program down. He's like he's like we're not going to do anymore and I'm not exaggerating when I say he would write little letters 36:51 put it in suji's mailbox. That was like hey, stop doing that and she would go exactly. He'd rip it up and throw in the trash and just kept working for two years. I don't know why he didn't get fired like genuinely. He just kept doing it. Yeah, your boss is like stop and he's like and he's like I'm signing your check this week, but I expect you to stop next stop. Okay, sounds good. Whatever you say boss 37:25 quit pay it fire fire. I can't believe he didn't get fired because for two years he just kept working. That means somewhere in the organization. Someone was like he's going to pull off. He's going to forget it. I dim a boss. He fought the dim got a little light and if you turn all the other lights off, you can kind of see it all the other lights off and then you turn off the light in your brain to you can kind of see it like I see it. You kind of see it. If you think about seeing it yeah and long story short, 37:54 He ended up, he used, uh, uh, let me see if I can find the exact material, gallium nitrate, um, indium gallium nitrate. So you had to create a compound, um, that had a large enough band gap that he could then crystallize and get enough energy. Um, someone, someone else at a different lab had discovered that gallium nitrate was going to be the way to go, but they couldn't get it, uh, pure enough. And they actually tried firing a laser at it. It didn't work. He was like, what if I just make it really hot? 38:23 and so he tried that and it worked yeah. So he made it do fifty foot shops a day. He's like what if I just hey, I'm going to make this I'm to make this thing hotter. He gave it the the princess diaries makeover uh so in in late ninety two he discovered it. He figured it out and he made a blue light bulb that was a hundred times brighter than any previous prototype and this 38:52 blew the world up. He went to Saint Louis. He's like, know where I know exactly where I'm going. He goes to Saint Louis, does this conference the world's fair. He still thinks it's 1904. Hello, Tartaria. 39:09 just downtown so and these like take investors, you shine this blue light and the tech investors are like cats. They're like 39:18 no he they run on all fours. He does his whole presentation talking about how it works and then he turns the blue light on in broad daylight in a room with all the lights on and you can see it and he gets a standing ovation. Everybody stands up and they're cheering their hooting and hollering. It's like if you we've talked about before. Have you watched the iPhone release? Yes, it's the same on the same looking back. You're like what, but like and maybe that's the problem. Maybe we just haven't had enough of those moments lately. Yeah, 39:45 you know we haven't come up with anything really. You think that's why Elon Musk is so bitter is because we're not giving him standing ovations for his fake robots. Well, it's because everyone's at home on their internet. Yeah, that's why was okay. That's what I'm saying. Do you think that standing in a room full of people seeing the first blue light meant something more than actually just being in a room seeing the blue light? Yes, absolutely. Now, if you were in that room, there's ninety nine other robots. It's just you and ninety nine robots. 40:11 and there's never been a blue light before and then one of the robots on stage goes blue light. Do they make you think that means they do they cheer me on as much as the they make you sing. How great is our God before hand? I sing the God one sing a God one. You're doing your present. Oh great is our God saying with the out great is our God. 40:41 and all great. How great they recognize? What's the noise you made? They just make noises randomly to sound more human. Yeah, okay, we're going to pass the how great is our God like this rudimentary understanding of human sounds. So we're going to pass the pay 41:11 but that's what I'm saying. Being like being in the room. Yeah, what I'm saying is if I have a hundred people cheering for me or a hundred robots cheering for me, yeah, I'm just as excited about the attention like my dad and brother were recounting the game. They were at the thirteen second game. Yeah, the chiefs incredible on real. Yeah, that's a crazy moment. You know and uh and I remember that night. I almost broke my hand because we were at a bar 41:40 is also a grill, don't worry, bar and grill and that was a rule at a v. I was at the grill part of the bar. That was a rule at the college who went to was that you couldn't go to a restaurant like it had to be a at least fifty fifty. Yeah, you couldn't be a if you went to a bar that didn't serve food. That was against the bar. Yeah, you can't be yeah. You could go to apple bees because they serve food. There was an and grill. They did balls. Yeah, so we were hanging out at the end grill and uh 42:11 I almost broke my thumb. I I remember and like being around other people yeah made that moment was now I want to find out later that all those people row robots. I think that would damage my psyche. What that's just me. I guess I watched that I watched that game completely alone and I remember it very clearly yeah and it was a very excited or being alone. Yeah, it's a very exciting night for me. 42:39 watching that game anyways. Whatever we don't have to talk about how lonely I am that night when that historic mo was happening. You were just alone in your living room yeah, but and like when when you did you stand up and cheer and go yes and then you just kind of looked around yeah and I did that. I did that when the bears won this weekend. I laid on my living room floor and I cried by myself yeah. 43:04 it was a very special moment. It just went to a different level of sad. There's tears of joy. I know, but it just reached a level where I was like oh, I was trying to do a little bit of a bit and you were like I'm trying to be sad. I'm not sad. I was a is honestly should be honestly one of the the problem in my life should be said anyways. 43:32 um So he demos it, it goes to market. It just freaking run it rips. It just runs because here's the thing. Now you have RGB so now you can make white light. So now you can sell lights and homes. Yeah. But now you also can do screens. You can do lights like these. You can do the cool keyboards. You can do all the things. Everybody was constantly like, man, I these keyboards had cool rainbow colors behind. I mean, there was a while where 43:58 everything became a le everything became a those little and and like people would buy that stuff like those. What's that? You know what you know talking about? It looks like a flower pot and all the like the white thing and the tips light up yeah well. That was that wasn't uh that was that's fiber. That's not led. I understand, but the light is led right. I guess yeah. guess the fiber bottom had to be led. I guess I guess I don't know, so I'm over it now. I'm 44:27 I had a good mood for like four minutes and it's gone because you play devil's advocate and he won. So this goes to market. It's huge. It makes nike hundreds of millions of dollars. ah The company, the industry blows up and by the mid two thousands it's an eighty billion dollar industry. Right. The industry. What's really interesting is in two thousand two ah they said that two percent of homes 44:55 had shifted from incandescent light to LED and by 2002, 2002. Okay. And then in 2020, that number is up to 46%. So still not the majority. What's actually, what's really interesting though is looking at the amount of energy that incandescent lights use in contrast to LED lights, that if we completely shifted all of our incandescent use, both at home and commercial across the nation, they said that that would be the equivalent to 45:24 taking half the cars off the road in terms of co to use in the world or what is crazy even the bulb in my living room like yeah, because there's a smart bulb in here as well. The smart bulb I have in my living room lamp is the same bowl I put in during cobit like I bought. It was like and it was like hundred bucks that I spent during cove it to get all these these lights yeah and I was like day has a hundred dollars for lights. That's crazy. I've been using them for 45:54 nonstop every day. The average LED for five years. The average LED can run for 100,000 hours before it dies. That's crazy. And they use 5 % of the energy and they actually 70 % of the energy that it uses is emitted as light and only 30 % as heat. So it's like significantly more efficient. It works better. It's brighter and we get the full color spectrum. Yeah. And so what is happening with those with LEDs like on your phone where you can change the colors. 46:22 They're just using the RGB. So they just have the three colors and they just shift the RGBs. um And obviously you can have so many of those LEDs so close together that it's like a screen. And then you can just change the colors really simply. Wow. Right. Very wild. Well, Nikea was like, Shooji Nakamura. Oh my gosh. You didn't listen to me. You ripped up all my letters and you made the company hundreds of millions of dollars. Thank you so much for your service to the company. 46:52 We're going to thank you. uh We got a special bonus for you for your hard work. And so he opens it up. It's a check for 180 dollars. No, it's a check for 180 dollars. No way. And he continues working at Nikea throughout the 90s and into the early 2000s. um And he gets a couple of promotions, but nothing that's like anywhere near the value of what he provided to Nikea. 47:21 And so in the early 2000s, he's now one of the most sought after people in the industry. Everybody wants him to work for them. He's constantly getting job offers from the states. He has behind Nike at Nike. like, no, I made $180. I'm going to stay. Yeah. Behind Nike is back. He, Nike had this policy where it's like no one employed at Nike. It was allowed to publish a paper because they like, these are our trade secrets. 47:49 And so he published them under Mary Shelley. Yeah, behind. 47:57 behind he published him under the name F Scott Fitzgerald and everyone's like I thought he was dead. I don't think I died. I call me there today and was like. Do you know that F Scott Fitzgerald might have stolen all his work from his wife and tell him your stranger things theory? Yeah, the time okay. We could talk about it. The theory is that the wife of one of the Duffer brothers was a rider on the first two seasons and then they got a divorce and 48:25 that rest of it kind of. I think our show started going downhill when we got married because we started letting our wives right. I think it's because we 48:42 you can really tell when it happened. I think that show it's really fell off with their started writing, uh so he's getting headhunted now because he's published papers. I agree to him. Wow! This show really is much better now that we're married. 49:05 so crazy. Speaking of marriage, our relationship is so healthy because of our commitment and subscription to better help. That's better H e l p dot com slash till in slash markets, slash markets. There we go. So uh so he's constantly getting head hunted. Yeah, Japan at the time had a paw had a program 49:31 where you could earn a PhD without going to school as long as you had enough published papers. So he earns a PhD from the amount of published peer reviewed papers. Yeah. So he becomes a PhD. All these companies from the US are like, Hey, we'll actually pay you what you're worth. And then he eventually was like, that sounds pretty good. So in the early 2000s, he leaves and he, uh, Nikea immediately tries to sue him because they're like, Oh, you're taking our trade secrets to one of our competitors. Uh, this ends up being a big legal battle. And then I'm assuming 50:00 somebody in the States got in his ear and was like, yeah, you should sue them actually, because that's jacked up that they only gave you $180. And so at some point when he was in the States, that kind of he realized and he went and he sued them. He sued them for I think it was 20 million was the original suit and took it to court and court heard the case and they said, yeah, I think you're right. I think that Nikea does owe you money. 50:28 and I put 20 million is not enough. They owe you a hundred and thirty million dollars. Oh my gosh. And Ikea was like, hold on. We're going to we're going to we're going to know it was a misprint. It was supposed to be eighteen hundred. Yeah, I think I think we were supposed to give him. don't like I don't like the number you picked. So they appealed and they appealed again and they appealed again. And eventually they settled outside of court and they gave they gave him eight point one million dollars, which barely covered his legal fees. And so he pretty much did all that time in court for nothing. 50:58 which is kind of crazy to me like I'm sure they were counter suits. I'm sure it's something you can't get out of, but like if I am him, I am dedicating my life to crushing these people, first of all I am him. 51:13 So he now works at the University of California, Santa Barbara. He's been there for a few decades yeah, and he is working so Adam. You were in Santa Barbara with us. When did we go to Santa Barbara? You skipped that. Oh, it was my birthday. Yeah, I was alone at home. You were alone at home, crying on your floor. Yeah, because the bears on my friends were riding bikes rain and a train. You didn't run a train. I remember that trip. I remember everything that I was for you 51:43 because every five minutes I was texting you being like wish you were here buddy. That actually is what actually I don't like anyway, but it's actually here. I wish I was there too anyways. Why didn't you go so long? My thirtieth birthday, it's a long so like a big deal. Yeah, I know I flew you out to California for your thirty. Yeah, I'm aware. Sometimes I think about how you skip my thirtieth birthday and I lay in my bed on my living room floor and I cry, but you know who's there my wife and she sits with me and she goes it's okay. 52:12 and the chemicals in my brain go uh human touch human connection and like I think I was gonna you know, don't yeah I well when I'm crying on my living room floor about the fact that I didn't go to your thirtieth birthday, I turned on the two thousand five stellar card classic. You got me and Jesus and I'm like through the fight. You will never be alone. 52:40 and I sit there. I'm like man. I wish there was a me yeah, so every morning when I'm in the shower, I think about the fact that you didn't go to my thirtieth birthday party and I sob and I sob and I picture you getting shot in the face. 53:04 and that's how I start every day. So anyways, he's working on these new LEDs that are like much, much smaller band gap and what it's going to do is it allows them to be ultraviolet. They so they already have ultraviolet. He's working on x ray uv or LEDs. Oh, he's still working on things right now. Yes. And so okay, what's the point of x ray? So what's really interesting here is if there's a few applications, but one of the leading applications right now, we have a problem in computing 53:33 where we've reached the physical limit of how close together we can make the components in a computer chip. Because the way we make the components is we shoot it with a little bit of light to cut the material. But we can't get that light any smaller. And so if we can use X-ray light, we can get it smaller. And then we can make those components tighter together because the light's smaller. Think of it like the blade on a saw. We've got the smallest possible blade in the light, and he's trying to find a way to make essentially a smaller blade. 54:02 by using X-ray light. He's also working in a similar capacity with this to try to solve nuclear fission. So he's working on a couple big things. I watched an interview of him in Santa Barbara at the University of California. They were walking outside, you know, like one of those dramatic interviews. And he was swinging his arms like this. So I know he's really smart. 54:24 I just had to bring up the fact that he was and I know he's really smart because of that. He walks like this and he's outside walking just like this. Yeah, so we're trying to figure out nuclear fission right now and if I can figure out the x-rays like me really small, it'll be a small light, a small like they can't believe they only gave me a hundred and eighty dollars for the small light. But anyways, yeah blue lights burning all of our eyes and we can't sleep because of any of it and he doesn't feel bad at all. So he's working on x ray light and nuclear fission. Yeah, yeah, that's what he's doing now. Wow! 54:54 That's Suji Nakamura. So next time next time you're on your phone late at night and you're squinting your eyes are burning say thank you Suji. Say fiddle off. Hey that episode was about an inventor and another inventor we cover with Stanley Meyer who invented a car that could run on water allegedly and then he was allegedly maybe taken out by some nefarious people like the oil industry. So 55:19 Check out that episode. If you like this podcast, please share with somebody. Tell somebody about the show. Help us grow it. Help us get the word out. We enjoy doing the show. We want to keep doing it. And another way for you to support the show is to join us on Patreon. You can join us and get next week's episode right now. And you join the discord, all the fun stuff. Anyway, we'll see you next week on things over last night.


Blue Light is everywhere today. It shines from our phones, TVs, laptops, streetlights, and homes. Most people never stop to wonder where it came from or who made it possible. The story of Blue Light is not just about technology. It is about persistence, failure, and one scientist who refused to give up. That scientist was Shuji Nakamura. This breakthrough … Read More

It’s Official the Aliens Are Coming | 3I/ATLAS Ep 310

01-27-26

Episode Transcription

00:00 Hey, I love the listen this podcast and what I love more is that every show that I've been doing more and more till and fans have been coming and saying that they drove for hours to be at this show. And so if that's you, you want to come see me do some stand up. You got plenty of opportunities. March 22nd. I'll be filming my comedy special in Nashville. That's a really big thing. If you can make it to those shows, I would love to see you there. And then I'll be doing new material. February 12th. I'll be in Houston, Texas on February 14th, Valentine's day. I'll be in Plano, which is near Dallas. 00:28 February 20th. I'll be in Kingsport, Tennessee, which is in Tennessee and then very 21st. I'll be in Fredericksburg, Virginia. February 22nd. I'll be in Charlotte, North Carolina at the comedy zone there. February 27th. I'll be in Milton, West Virginia. That's right. We're going everywhere, baby. February 28th. I'll be in Raleigh, North Carolina and March 8th. I'll be in Indianapolis, Indiana. I have plenty of dates. 00:50 You can always check out if you're listening to this in the future. You're like, oh dang, it's November right now and I missed all of those shows. You can always find my shows at jaronmyers.com slash shows. So I really want to see you there. Would love to hang out. Thanks for thanks for coming for real. Thanks for listening to this podcast and thanks for coming to my shows because this is my dream and it's still alive. 01:15 Hey man, what's up? Have you heard of sorry? Let me get set. Sorry. Oh yeah, that angles making your biceps look good. 01:24 theme song. I don't even know what that means. I wasn't going for that. I was just going for going for good. I was just going for sitting here. Okay, good posture. 01:38 I was trying to become a professional thumb wrestler for a while and then I had an existential crisis about how we just lived in the thin disc. John Cena told me to burn down Zany's Nashville. 01:50 He's retired, he needs a hobby. My sleep paralysis demon is John Cena. 01:59 Things I learned last night. 02:08 your angles making your buys it. Okay, what's up? You know that moment? I hope that this isn't ever my first time. If you're a first time guest, we just ask you to fill out the card on the seat in front of you and ignore whatever he just no or whatever he just said. 02:25 his views do not reflect the views of our podcast. Okay, what's the topic uh three i atlas? Have you ever heard of three i atlas? No, I feel like it's not a good thing. No, no, I feel like this is a conspiracy theory and we just opened with bison. I can't every strong so fail every time without three i three eyed atlas three i three i the letter i oh 02:54 at re I Atlas. Yeah, okay. Is this a band who good name, good band name, actually good band name, which band was it three doors down that had the city sin soldier that three doors down that three doors down that might be oh you know time up. It was like in the army, the army go army commercial or whatever city sin soldier 03:23 that three doors down yeah. I don't yes. Is it nice interesting? Okay, whatever and then third eye blind is it man right? Third eye blind was a head of their time. Holy cow, holy cow, I are by steps were objectively so good. So you know who's got great by says Tim Lambi says I don't know if you know about his steroids use. 03:52 his biceps are huge. He's my sister huge because you steroids and then there's some other things he did because of the steroids. I don't know if you know he actually ironically. It's ironic you say that at the time of recording this the day before I put out a big statement about basically he was like he's like. Can we just let it go? I tried to kill my wife, whatever I serve time for it. I went to prison. I did the whole thing. I mean can we just let it go and just listen to that yesterday? Yeah yesterday it was a big that's crazy and he didn't straight say I would try to my wife because we talked about him before this yeah, but like he literally yesterday 04:21 and he didn't say I tried to kill my wife, but if you don't the story he he tried to put a hit on on his wife and he served like ten years in prison for it. He did go to and now he's trying to do his band again um and he's a lot of people are like you shouldn't listen to that guy because he tried to kill his wife uh and yeah yesterday he's also we just let it go. It's in the past was really good. The band was objectively very good yeah, so yeah and I've shamed people for worse. 04:54 Anyways, I vote for him. 04:58 I'm not electing a pastor, so he to kill his wife or care. Okay, it's like ten years ago. It's like ten years ago. He to present. did his time. Oh yeah. Anyways, so do you remember this guy? Should I remember this guy? Yeah, this is three I Atlas. This isn't three. I know it's not, but I'm trying to figure out why I know this guy. This is Avi Lobe 05:27 is that name ring? There's no way that's his name. His name is Avi Lobe, Avi Lobe, Avi, L O E B for those listening. He looks like a college professor at a community college. Wow, like a well put together guy and this is his linked in photo. He's got the white background as a professional head shot. This is his head shot on Harvard's website. Oh, is it really okay? Avi Lobe. Good for you dude doctor. Yeah, Doctor Avi Lobe, Doctor Lobe. He's a Harvard astronomer. I didn't mean to do that to you. 05:56 I mean- 06:00 I nailed it though. You're a college professor. Yeah, but not in a community college a little bit more prestigious than a community college. Okay, sorry. He looks like a professor at a school that you have to make a amount of money to pay for you to go to an extra. There's no way that you can get into it and that's how the rich hoard their wealth is that they offer. They hoard the opportunities for you to break into that level of wealth. Is that better? Would you? Is that what you yeah, that is actually exactly what I prefer. Yeah, so he's this is he does look like a professional headshot. It looks like it's very professional. You know, 06:30 that's what I mean. Like this is like this is Harvard paid for this. This is Harvard money headshots. Yeah, this is Harvard. That is some Harvard buddy headshot right Harvard money headshots right there. Yeah, so Avilob you might remember him. We did an episode about him a couple years ago. Oh, mua mua. He's the guy who found a mua mua. You remember that found a mua. What do you remember? Reason? I think a mua mua. Did we do it at the same time as the Castle Bravo episode? I think it would have been about the same 06:57 those like Castle Bravo might have been earlier than a mo because I'm mo I just I think nukes, but that's not that's Castle Bravo. Yeah, Castle Bravo's new. Amua moa is Alex. Do you remember? Oh, mo mo is a a asteroid. Yes, yes. Okay, yeah, so that makes sense. I could have worked backwards from there. Yeah, a mo moa was an interstellar object was. I mean, I guess technically still is, but it's the first time we've ever seen something from 07:25 outside of our solar system into our solar system was a moa moa and as a big asteroid and everybody saw it and they were like it's got to be aliens if it's not from here. Oh that's right. Avi was one of the people saying 07:42 don't look at me like that. I have the obvious going on TV talking about how this that was an alien spaceship. So I this is three I Atlas. Yeah, I'm saying it out. 07:57 All right, let's get into it. So I be I be with with a mo mo. He was like, it's alien. This is a con. I thought it was just a conspiracy, but this is an alien thing. I mean, love. What's usually he's pretty good at like hiding it. If it's not, he can't no, this is now. Okay, let's do it. Normal. This is a thing. No, I mean 08:23 ivy was a big proponent of this could be aliens right, and so he was going on TV talking about how might be aliens and then that sparked a lot of controversy. In what year was that again? It was first round in twenty seventeen. We did our okay, so I think twenty twenty one sure because we were watching it for a long time and eventually like it came through and it right left and and that was kind of the and I was like oh yeah, it's a rock. Actually, that was just a really big rock. It's a big rock. It's just big rock kind of tumble into the sky. Sure well space. That's they want you to think 08:51 and yeah, so a move a left couple years later. After that we discovered two I Borisov, um which was he was the president of Russia before Putin old to I this is not a unique identify. You guys keep calling me too. I like it's weird that I got two eyes. It's not as a super normal thing. 09:19 to have two eyes guys. I have two. I got two eyes. What are you talking about? I don't know why. Okay. I have two. I everyone's like, we should call him two. I cause it was two eyes thing. Got two eyes. It's all two eyes thing. Yeah. This guy, look at this guy with two eyes. Bit went on for seven minutes. 09:43 I like I know we edited down. We just edit this down for seven minutes. Tim just ran and be like he's got two eyes, two eyes, how we eyes for seven minutes. He just said that over and over, so we call him seven minutes. Him YouTube, YouTube has this feature where it suggests things. It's called inspiration, it's called inspiration and it's it tries to like give things 10:11 based on the type of content you put out that does well. Oh yeah. It tries to suggest new things for you to cover. Sure. And it had one yesterday that I took offense to. uh It said YouTube thinks that we could get more views if yeah. If we get a shock collar for me to make me laugh less. You this to me. Yeah. What did it say? It gave like an AI art. Yeah. I had AI and AI gave it. It gave a title shock collar shenanigans. 10:39 Is this the secret to curing Tim's laughter? What? And they gave her a little AI image. It made Tim super fat. It made Tim so fat in this. 10:54 Yeah, it was weird. We should get a shot. Call her. That would be a funny episode. If we just had a shot color for each other, each other, I'm not doing it. I don't have to. I bring the value. I bring this podcast is different than the value you bring to this. That's why we pay you 50 and then the value you bring is you have to wear a shot. Your bed is shot. Caller Tim. Your bit is funny. 11:25 your bit is your funny. My bit is agree. Okay, stop looking at the clock. Fourteen minutes he just went to I oh he's got two eyes. It's crazy, so they saw two or a soft force off the I stands for interstellar. Okay, so a mua mua is officially now one I O mua mua to I Boris of oh now we're looking at three I atlas yeah. Oh mua mua got the name. It was discovered at a lab in Hawaii 11:52 or I guess an observatory in Hawaii and then Borisov is the name of the Russian Russian strong. I call her yeah the Russian Atlas is is Greece or what Atlas is an interesting thing. Atlas is a let me get. Let me see if I can get this uh abbreviation correct. Atlas is the name of an organization. Oh and it is the which is cool. Atlas the organization. It's an abbreviation. No acronym. Thank you. 12:21 it's an asteroid. It's the asteroid terrestrial impact last alert system, and so they're looking for asteroids that are going to hit earth is what okay, and they've got observatories all over the globe and their job. Their literal job is to just watch the sky and be like that looks like it could hit us and then they do the math and like don't worry. It's not going to hit us ah and then if there's anything that looks like it's going to us, then they do independence day. Okay, they go blow it up. They haven't had to do that yet, but there, but do they have a technology to do that? Yeah, 12:51 Yeah, we could watch it. We could watch anything in. Oh yeah, we can watch and calculate if it's gonna hit your I'm saying do we have the technology to go blow something up? Oh yeah, yeah, you we can put we shoot a rocket up, put a nuke on that rocket aim it towards the thing. Just hit it feels pretty risky to do. Oh, it's very risky. I don't think that's what we would actually do. I think most likely we would not actually do that, but that is kind of like the like mental map that started at list was like was like what if nuke 13:21 rocket. 13:24 rock yeah and someone was like that's a great. We should do that send it send it yeah. I know it's just it's this organization that's like we should know if an asteroid is going to yeah that's fair and if it's going to impact it then we have then we hand it over to the governments of the world to figure out how to deal with the yeah we're just going to be like hey there's a problem. That's my favorite role to be in by the way 13:55 I'm not going to be a part of figuring this out problem pointer very good at problem solver. Not so I'm not going to solve it, but I can tell you about it. That's why I'd rather be a podcaster than a politician. That way I can just point at problems see see so so three I Atlas is the third interstellar object that we've detected. Okay, named after the organization that found it was found in July 1st, twenty twenty five. Oh wow. Okay, so it's very neat. Yeah, 14:24 What's interesting about this is today is January twenty seventh twenty twenty six. Yeah, yeah, it's a new yes. I understand how time works predicting the future. I just need people to know that we were calling episodes in advance and I just need people to know that we're not recording this before three. Atlas was a year, twenty seven, twenty five. This releases twenty twenty six. The Queen is still alive and the Queen, so we did the unfortunate episode 14:53 the way we recorded the Queen's death. didn't mean to do that. Yeah. So this is yeah, this is 2026. This is now six months ago. Yes. I found this thing. So they discovered it and it was coming in quick. It was actually and here's the deal. This made the news almost instantly. Once it like, I mean, I shouldn't say almost instantly. They saw it. They did some calculations. They put out some research papers. They went to a conference. They talked about at the conference and then at the conference they 15:21 unveiled all their findings. All the astronomers at the conference were like, this is pretty crazy. And so then they started talking about it. Then it hit the news and then it was like, course, very viral on the news. So it was kind of slow roll. But when it hit the news, the way the news was talking about this, they're like, this is the fastest inner uh terrestrial object we've ever seen. Problem is it's the third object we've ever seen. right, right, right. It's like, it's like, so you're faster than the other two, which I mean, it's still a big deal, but it's like, it's not how much faster we know. 15:51 I could probably look up really quick. It's like if this is like four times faster, that's different. If it's like four hundred times faster, that's obviously a different velocity. Yeah, so let's see here. Most speed three, I at this speed so three, I Atlas here. I'll give you a move first. A move was the top speed that we tracked it at through the whole life cycle. We were fogging it was one hundred ninety six thousand miles an hour. 16:20 relative to the sun very fast. So well, three atlas was I'm seeing a lot of different numbers here. Let me see what's the biggest one is two hundred and forty six thousand. Okay, that's I'm saying. So not faster that much faster. I mean hundred ninety six two hundred and forty. Yeah, so I was thinking if you were going to be like a million miles per hour like that. Yeah, I mean yeah. I mean if that's your what you're expecting then yeah, 16:49 Yeah, not as I'm saying so it's fifty thousand miles an hour faster course is faster. It's a lot of pretty faster. Yeah is pretty fast, so it's moving very fast. Yes, and so this got a lot of interest and the more we started studying this, the more we started to realize like this is a very do a lot of really weird things. Here's a picture I have of it. This is your intentionally touching me at this point stuff. 17:16 you're doing the thing under the table where your foot's like it was like it was a mistake the first time and then now you're doing on purpose and I'm going to make a big deal of it on the show. Okay, this is the picture we have. This was the this was the first discovery of it. Yeah, for those listening, it's 17:37 This is crazy that someone's job is to look at this. You know, saying this looks like the picture that you get on your phone before it loads like it's all pixelated and there's like two white kind of orbs. Yeah, you know, yeah, and it's not a picture of a thing. It's just a, know, this is like that picture where it's like in the video and then zooms out and it zooms out other pictures. Then eventually is Jesus. That's what this looks like. Oh sure. 18:06 Here's another picture of it moving through the sky. Yeah, I'm glad they pointed that I'm glad we could see which one it is. Yeah, I mean, I'm more concerned about that red arrow in space. That's crazy. Those things is falling around. ah So this thing is moving through space and it's it's very strange. The speed that it's moving. What's more strange about it, though, is its trajectory ah and I shouldn't say straight. Well, it is strange. The trade is strange, but the trajectory is also very exciting because it's going to 18:34 come very, very close. So this they do some calculations. This is the solar system. Oh, it could destroy Pluto. Huh? I mean, it could destroy everything. Which one is us? Are we blue? Yeah, we're the green one. We're the green one. Yeah. Oh, it could hit Mars. Yeah. So this is so what's really interesting about this is it's coming very close to the top. I'm kind of my bad. Don't worry about me. I'm kind of dumb. What's really interesting is this is going to come into a uh cycle 19:05 dead through our solar system, essentially. almost as close to the sun as Earth, which is pretty phenomenal. What is so interesting about this and what got people so excited about this is we have a ton of imaging devices along this path. And so we were like, we're going to get a lot of great great shots of things because yes, Omua and Borisov came through our solar system, but they did not come anywhere near this close. So we couldn't get as much good data. 19:34 for it because we were taking images that much further. I see yeah and so this is their calculation that it's not going to hit Mars. Yeah, it's gonna yeah, it's gonna thread gonna hit the wow yeah and so this was a very exciting fine. We're like oh, this is we're gonna get some good science from out of this. It's some good science. We're get some really good science from this. Okay, um what else is really interesting about that? So about the trajectory that was very interesting is space. As you know, it's not 20:04 a flat plane. It's a 3D. And so what you normally see or like here's what's tough. We got to lay this out real quick. What's really tough with this is you hear a lot of people talk about this and they say what we normally see in situations like this. But we have two other examples of inner terrestrial objects. like we don't have a lot of. We don't have a normal. We have we have the last two, but we also like we have from those last two, we were able to extract you late a lot of 20:34 data from it. And we are also able to just kind of logically think about like, what's the most likely scenario here and do the math. And so what you would expect is because it's this 3D plane, like these interterrestrial objects, they're probably not always traveling on the same plane as our solar system. could come in at any direction. And that's what we saw with Omumuamu and Borosod. 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So if that sounds great to you, you can go to support.tillin.com or tillin.com slash support, uh or just tillin.com and search around until you find the links uh and become a Patreon supporter. really appreciate you doing that. But if not, right back to the episode, right? m 21:51 really interesting about three at list is it's coming in almost exactly at the same angle as our on the same plane. Yeah, on the same plane as our solar system are all of our solar system planets on the plane. Yeah, so what's really interesting there's no that. I don't think yeah they call it like the solar system disk, the thin disk of our solar system and you actually have this for solar systems and for galaxies. There's the thin disk where the majority of the celestial objects rotate in that thin disk and they stay 22:20 pretty close within a few degrees of that plane. There's a little slight wobble. Then you have what's called a thick disc where there's kind of those weird objects that kind of orbit out in weird orbits and they kind of move out in rare directions, but for the most part you see things fall into that thin disc and this is true of any any object and so it's really surprising that this thing is on our plane on our yeah in the same plane as the thin desk. Okay object uh that seems like a coincidence. Yeah, I mean 22:50 coincidence or it's got to be alien could be a coincidence could be intent. Yeah, what else is really interesting about this is this is on unusually rich in carbon dioxide and why do we know that so you can tell any any so let's tell you can just tell by well you ask it. You see it on and you're full of carby docs aren't you 23:19 I can tell you're full of gummy docks. can tell. No, so the original theory is this is a comet. ah And based on the path of it, and then we can kind of see like this is not a rock, this is more icy, more made up of a liquid. ah But when we look at things through a telescope, the light that's emitted from it, that light, depending on the makeup of that celestial object, uh different, what's the word I'm looking for? 23:50 materials reflect different light patterns. Yes, yeah, and so there's different. There's different colors that you would or want to see right based on what it's made out of. So that's how we know that wild. Yeah, that's how we know like distant planets and distant stars like what they're made of makeup is and what type of thing. So if you ever hear like that's crazy, we've learned this stuff in the last like couple hundred years. Yeah, I mean it's yeah, it's hard work. 24:16 because you have to like stare at that thing. I have worked really hard to do this, ah but this is why I know that the world's not made up in my head. 24:29 you know, say is that here stuff that I'm like I couldn't think of that. That's what I'm saying when people are like no to the whole thing like what if we're all just like what if all this is just in your imagination? I would not have thought that up. I'll tell you that I can tell you I would not have thought it up. I could not have thought of that. No, my brain's not that smart. uh There's no way I thought of that, so it's like ridiculously rich in carbon dioxide, which is not what we expect of an object like that. So it's very strange. Yeah, 24:57 you know, else is rich in carby docks. What aliens do people think this is aliens? We'll get there. Another thing that's interesting does. Do you know anyone who thinks this is aliens? uh Yeah, so the this actually it's ironic. I just talked about the thick and thin disks because yeah, because this uh the trajectory 25:26 they think that this came from the Milky Way's thick disk. And what's interesting is... What's interesting about thick and thin disks is the thick disk is usually the older part of a celestial system. Because what happens is... Yeah, it's expanding out. Yeah. But it's also like the longer something is in orbit, there's more potential for a handful of things to happen. One, they could collide with other things and explode. They get sucked into the center thing and explode. Or... 25:55 they get off the that what happened to us was get sucked into the sun. Yeah, we're falling into the sun. That's what our orbit. That's what orbit is. We're falling into the sun, but we're at the perfect distance where we never actually make it in. We're just falling in like right now. What orbit is I'm not stupid to yeah, so we're falling in. not getting closer to the sun. Are we no no, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, so we're not that's we were not falling into the sun. Well, we are falling into the sun. No, I grab never have it. We're never gonna fall into it, but we're falling into it. 26:24 Okay, so we're never going to fall into the sun. That's what saying. I mean, I think potentially you could something would have to change. We would have to get off of like our current like path where we would make yeah collision. Something bigger would have to hit us and move us off. Yeah, we would have to get knocked off our orbit. Yeah, for sure, but that's not impossible. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, okay, we're on the same page. Chill out 26:49 anyways, so so the but the other thing I I just tried to have a conversation with up here. I just realized that intellectually you're down here. You're too dumb. I need to talk to you like do okay. Sorry, I won't ask you any more questions. Dumb dumb 27:08 so the thick dis so the thick disc is older because the other thing that can happen is you get thrown off your orbit and you shoot out, but you don't shoot out far enough to like you get sucked back into the orbit and so the thing is really are perfect conditions with the the axis tilt and how far away we are. Yeah, we were the distance that Mars is our our climate wouldn't be. We wouldn't be able to live. Yeah, we want it. Yeah, true, but that doesn't mean nothing could 27:38 true. We we couldn't. I'm saying that's crazy right. It is crazy. Yeah, it is crazy. I don't know. I think about all this. Sometimes I just go 27:48 am I really mad? This person's cut me off. You know, like we're on a floating ball getting sucked in on son. We're on the thin disc. We're on the sun's thin day. You and I are both on the thin disc right now. Sir, you're out. You're on thin disc right now. That is a that's and so so all that to say because it's from coming from the thick disc right there, the area that it's come coming from scientists at NASA think that this is 28:18 probably coming from a side of the galaxy that's seven billion years old. And so this is an unbelievable scientists can ham can ham said that it's like the earth is six thousand years old, but but that's seven billion years. So this thing is super old and coming from a part of the universe that heavily predates the earth. And so ah 28:47 what else is very interesting is it has this seemingly unnatural metal composition, and so it is really rich in nickel and very low in iron, which is not a very commonly uh occurring event. Yeah naturally, it's what we see more. We're pretty low on iron as well. We see uh 29:15 uh things like this in alloys that are in this industrially produced. And so that's odd. This seems artificial is what we're saying here. Yeah. The other thing that's very interesting. Are you familiar with the wow signal? 29:33 that one the wow signal. No in wow is the YouTube. You know I can't do my pinky and you can you touch your pinky and thumbs? Yeah, I can't do that really yeah. My hands are too strong. Oh my gosh, this freaking beefy muscle right in here. I can't even get that things together. I can touch them, but I got hand muscles for days so 29:59 the wow signal. I was trying to become a professional thumb wrestler for a while and then I had an existential crisis about how we just live on the thin disc. I don't know dude. I thought something mattered for a second, but then I just remembered that we live on a thin disc. We just live on the thin disc. So none of this matters. None of this matters. None of this matters. It's not even finished yet. Okay, okay, no. So 30:24 do we got to talk about red? I just feel dread right now. We got to talk about the wow signal. Okay, what is the wow wow signal in nine thousand and seventy seven? Have you heard of setty yeah? I'm going to take that as a no yeah, so that is the search for extra text search for extraterrestrial intelligence. It is a organization that is looking for some signs of alien life outside of this so okay and or I should say outside of earth and not necessarily outside right system, but 30:53 they were they one of the tools that they had at their um disposal was what was called the big ear radio array and it was this uh big ear that they put on the ground. Oh my gosh, this is just a radio array to get radio signals from space. Yeah, it looks like a giant football field covered in white. You know, like it like antenna stuff like yeah yeah and it's huge though because there's that building back there for scale. Yeah, 31:23 and I really might be the size of a football field. That's actually a shopping mall, that movie or that building. Oh my gosh, okay, no, but I'm saying that's probably bigger than a football field. Yeah, it's a huge. It's a huge radio array. Yeah, I mean it's it's designed to catch where capture radio signals from deep space. The big ear I'm it's in Delaware, Ohio. Oh, okay, yeah, I know. I know that sounds like I was saying the state. Yeah, I know I don't know how called okay in Ohio. 31:53 Yeah. So the there was somebody using this big ear radio array and what they were what they do is they'd listen to radio signals that come into the radio array. Okay. And there was a signal that lasted seventy two seconds and based on that frequency they were able to they listen to the frequency and then they attribute symbols to it. And the wow signal was a signal here. You see it circled that and I'm 32:23 haven't researched this, so I'm foggy on the details of why, but for some reason something about this did not seem natural. It did not look like natural radio signal. Oh, so someone circled it. This is all numbers on a chart, like basically, like if the thing is just putting out numbers, there's this sequence that doesn't look at the rest of paper. Yeah, it looks someone circled it and the seven across there and then they wrote wow, the exclamation point. So that's why that's called the wow signal is that someone wrote wow yeah to 32:52 the person listening to it said wow because it seems artificial yeah. They're like this is not a naturally occurs. The rest is all numbers like ones, twos and threes literally just scattered across the paper. Everyone saw there's a six, but this has six e q u j five like signals that are letters and numbers that are not listed anywhere else on this on this paper yeah and they're very like in short succession. 33:20 And so the idea here- What does that sound like? we know? No. 33:31 You want to hear it? don't have my I don't have my ear thing plugged in. I do want to hear it. Okay, this is I haven't listened to this, so I'm not sure what we're about to hear, but this is like this is the actual recording from that night because they record over the big year. Yeah, they record everything that the big ear captures. So this is the actual recording of the wow signal as he heard it and recorded the wow on it right there. 34:01 Wow, and then it stops. Seems very artificial. 34:30 I really didn't want to crack. Dang it. That's so funny. Okay. Do you have the actual? 34:40 That's really funny. All right, here's here's the actual recording for that. That seems artificial. 35:11 We know when the sequence 35:14 It's now. 35:20 I guess I don't understand what would equal each number. You know I'm I think it's like wavelength. Okay, I think they've attributed to wavelength and I think I think because like so I mean all that stuff. We were just heard. That's the sound that what does it usually sound like when there's not something happening? Do know what I'm about? Is there a longer recording of like just this all that dead space where it's just ones? Yeah, hold on. I got to remove John Cena theme from my search. 35:49 Alright, so this is a... And again, I haven't listened to this. So hopefully this is what it actually sounds like. 36:02 Okay, yeah, so that there's a low radio background hum of space that you hear occasionally. You will hear radio signals that come from distant stars like they will put out a radio signal, um but it's not like unnatural. It is there's some solar flare or something that put out a large amount of energy and that's put out a radio signal, um but it's not that registers yeah yeah, but this this seemed 36:31 very a natural the wow signal and it's been a big deal for a long time and it's been something that there has never been a good explanation for the wow signal of where it came from. Okay, most scientists, most astronomers think there's probably a natural explanation for it. They just don't know what it is yeah, but there's a there are a lot of like extraterrestrial fanatics who say that's proof of alien life of a that they were sending us a message and the message is yeah. 37:06 So I think that it's pretty clear to me. It's pretty obvious to me. Well, what's interesting about uh three I Atlas is it comes from the same spot in the Milky Way Galaxy that the wow signal originated from. And so it is okay. It's a strange coincidence that it's coming from the same place where the coming from. Yeah. What is arguably the same direction or the same 37:35 You know I'm talking about like it originated from the same spot in the Milky Way Galaxy. We don't know that. Yes, we do. Why do we know that we know where that radio signal kind of came from because we can track that those waves backwards. Oh okay and then the same way with three I Alice we can look at his trajectory and track it backwards and then the that original conference where the astronomer who found it did his presentation with his academic paper. This is a peer reviewed academic three I Alice. Did he link this thing to that he didn't make the link 38:04 Other people made the link. But in his math, he did all the work to track that trajectory back. And in that tracking, he actually even accounted for this is when it went through another solar system that would throw the gravitational pull would throw off its trajectory a little bit here. And so it was like really detailed work to go back and attract it. Do we think that something might have happened? A something broke and exploded. 38:30 and then this thing I'll toward us and that sound of whatever that was could have been the wow signal. That's interesting. I haven't seen that potentially. I think because yeah, that's interesting and like that sound happened fifty years ago. Yeah, you know, yeah, that's how we heard it since the year. No, that happened. That one moment has never happened again. Okay, yeah. So if that because because what would it 38:58 They tracked this back to this location and that was a 10 million year path. so this theoretically, I guess, and I'm just thinking off the dome right now, but theoretically, if the sound wave reached us and then 3i Atlas is the shrapnel, then afterwards reaching us, that could make sense. 39:22 maybe. I don't know if that I don't know if the math checks out that math would work, but I if way if it does, if I'm right, I would love to make money off that. So please, I like to monetize how smart I was. I would love to be paid for that. If anyone's listening, you know, I don't know if that math would work. Maybe I don't know. I don't know how fast if this was like sucks for artists these days, man, space artists put out the sound. It gets played once in the seven. It gets ripped 39:51 on lime wire. Artists isn't even making the money from that. He's not even getting paid and so this this object is on that same trajectory. Okay, very odd. What else is very odd? And here's where we start to get into some strange realms. Are they saying this object is ten million years old? Oh, they're saying this object is probably way older than ten million years, but that's that's what they traced it back to. Okay, and so it could potentially have gone way 40:21 come from somewhere way further away than where the wow signal was. But that's just the point where they traced it back to because I'm assuming the math started to get shady. Like it started to get hard to be accurate at that point. And so this is like the last point where we can be confident that this is where it was coming from. And so it could potentially have started there. It could potentially be way older. what else is really interesting? This is all the information. 40:50 we get from NASA and my peer reviewed scholarly research because they're moving slowly as they always do. But there are a lot of amateur astronomers who are now saying this thing I'm in and there is I just put a theory out there a second ago and if I was right, you have to send me money. You have to pay me for it. I cannot overstate that over state it. I do need that money. 41:19 paying for a comedy special by the time this comes out. I'm filming it tonight. There's going to be sixty thousand people there and I'm going to have to pay because they're going to burn down the national comities, but because this guy told me I didn't tell him to they did because that guy told me to told me to 41:44 my dad, John Cena told me to Cena told me to burn down Zanies Nashville. 41:55 He's retired. He needs a hobby. My sleep paralysis demon is John Cena. 42:03 that's pit bull. No, that's how that starts. Oh, you're right. Anyways, so your sleep paralysis, even his pit bull though pretty funny. 42:18 So I'm going to wake you your dreams. I'm going to wake you from your dreams. I like when I get a soft smile on Alex. That's what I know. I did some funny that I call you the other day when I mess with that kid and I was at a quick trip in liberty. No, I was at a quick trip in liberty. Oh yeah, this guy walked in who was dressed like the hat man. 42:47 Like he had a full length cloak. He had the hat man hat and he walked in and like quickly walked to the restroom and there was a kid probably 15 or 16 saw him and I saw a look on his face. He thought it too. He saw that and he's like, that's the hat man. And so I, I was already paid. was walking out and the hat man walks past this kid and this kid freezes and he watches him walk past him. And then I walked past that kid and I was like, did you see him too? And he was like, 43:17 what I was like the hat man. Did you see him too and he was like get out of my head and then I just left and that kid was like I don't talk to strange men in their thirtys. That kid was like that's my purse. I can kick you in the shins stranger danger. That's right. You're Say it like you mean that's my 43:46 that's a great episode. So we actually tracked it. That happened and come from track his movements back and we can even solar system be passed through like that little band. You know, I'm about yeah, yeah, yeah, that's the sound. The math says you're 10 million years. Hey, math says you're old. Excuse me. I said 44:15 the math says your whole this equation. I just read the numbers. I read the numbers from the parking lot and you're all has a kid said to you, I don't talk to old people. Did you see him? Why? Here's how the interaction actually in your head. He was like, what in reality was like, did you see him too? And he was like, what? 44:44 you're like. Did you see him to the hat man the hat and he's like yeah dude, then you left and then he looked at the cashier was like he saw that guy right in the cashier was like what 45:03 he's like that thirty year old guy. I think he was thirty. He seemed like he's not fifteen or more. Do you have a bags under his actually do have a calculator? Let's do the math to the eyes. Where the numbers now so some of the astronomers yeah started tracking this thing and they're using telescopes. They're using radio signals long story short. A bunch of them are reporting that they are getting radio signal back from three at less back. 45:32 Yes. So similar to the wow signal, they're getting radio signals that do not seem natural. In fact, the signals when you do the same sort of equation that they're doing to put the numbers that we got for the wow signal are coming back prime numbers, uh sequential prime numbers. Whoa. Well, what's interesting is prime numbers don't, well, I should say sequential prime numbers don't occur naturally and anything we're aware of. uh And so Carl Sagan, you know Carl Sagan. Yeah. 46:01 Carl Sagan, he has to the wheel of fortune. 46:07 Oh no, no, that's a Jack. uh It's Sagan was the president in. don't know. He had Saganomics, right? Anyways, so yeah, I'll do it. I'll do my jokes. 46:26 with the riff. You just let me, you let me riff. And it was a ghost hunter on that's that's Zach Baggins. No, that's a hobbit guy. 46:42 Okay, so sorry, Carl Sagan has a very famous quote that he said if extraterrestrial life were to try to communicate with us through a radio signal, it would be through prime. It be through prime numbers. Oh, for real? That's what I said. That's a real quote. That's a very famous quote because he's like, he's like, it doesn't occur naturally. What's the likelihood that's one of these, these amateur astronomers is shooting a signal of prime numbers at this thing. And then it's like it's bouncing off. 47:10 I mean I guess it's possible, but it also it's also unverified turns out to be true. 47:19 You gotta pay me some money for figuring that out. I don't even think I don't understand how astronomers make money. Here's the I don't understand how this is profitable to astronomers. I look at rocks in space. All right, we're going to pay you a salary. I'm going to pay you for like, understand. I don't understand that thing. I'm going to you for the way you at that thing. good. How do you get money? 47:46 You're getting money. You're paid to look at space. Get a real, get a real, no, here's the thing. They're amateur astronomers. So they might not even be there. They're like saying, look, here's the signal I got. Okay. But it's like, don't know that they got it from that. There's no peer review process. that, what are they? There's no way to verify. Yeah. But this is going, I just held my, what are those things called? It has two little dials and you draw on it. What's that thing called? And you draw on it. Yeah. You know, whole thing. A Ouija board. Yup. 48:13 What's that called Alex? A little thing or it's got the sand inside. You know, talking about the etch a sketch. I held this up to the thing and it came back prime number. It's just a bunch of prime numbers and it's actually a portrait of Jesus. No, it prime numbers and then I flipped it upside down. So there's starting to be some really interesting things going on with 48:40 All this is in the span of six months to amateur astronomers jumped on this and they're figuring this stuff out. Yeah. And what's really interesting is this is the picture I'm trying to paint here is this is a very weird object. Yeah, it breaks a lot of our models that we have for comments and but we're also only the third one. Well, yes, it's the third object we've seen. So it's the third time we have definitive proof of what these things look like right, but we do have theoretical understandings of it where we've said, okay, based on 49:09 the way we understand everything else in the known universe, this is what we would expect these sorts of things to look like. we don't, while this is only the third time we've seen this, we do still have a pretty decent understanding of what these things could potentially be like. And this doesn't fit into any of our understanding. It breaks a lot of the molds, which is strange. And it also breaks a lot of what we see inside our solar system, which is also strange. We've seen a lot of comets, we've seen a lot of asteroids, and this doesn't look like any of those. So this is, regardless of anything, this is a strange event. 49:40 Hey, thanks for listening to this episode of things I learned last night. If you like the show, you want to support us, we've got merchandise that you can get and it's good stylish stuff that I made. put a lot of work into this stuff, so it's great to find other tilling fans in the wild and be like, wait a minute. I know that shirt. And so yeah, we would love for you to do that. You can pop over to shop.tillin.com or the QR code or there's a link in the description. There's plenty of ways to find it. We promise we made it super easy. So thanks for supporting the show and thanks for listening. 50:10 So NASA tracked this thing throughout 2025 and in October it made its closest approach to Mars. October 3rd it passed by Mars and when it passed by Mars we said hey we've got a lot of cameras there and we turned every camera we got in my ring door. Riggins got an ad yeah it said a little notification there's a person outside your front door. 50:39 and I struggle, so they turn all their cameras to do we get good. Do we get a good picture of it? They turn all their cameras to it. The only one that got a really good picture because of just the timing of when it passed by was the Mars Rover, which is not designed to take photos of outer space. Yeah, it's designed to to oh, they're hiding something. It's designed to traverse my see where the conspiracies come. Okay, let's see the picture. This is the photo that I got. Oh yeah, I bet yo, I bet that's the oh, that's the best image we have of it. Huh? Oh yeah, I bet 51:09 So what's interesting about this shot, looks like a pong. It looks like the video game pong. Yeah. Yeah. It looks honestly, what we heard a lot come out from this is Tic Tac. You'll remember from the Nimitz encounter that spacecrafts look like a Tic Tac. The what encounter? Remember the Nimitz encounter? We've talked about this. Nimitz? Yeah. The USS Nimitz where they flew up, they chased that Tic around. We never done an episode about the Nimitz encounter. Nimitz encounter changed my life for a second. 51:41 Okay, I I'm surprised we've never talked about interesting. Maybe we should do an episode on it. Sure anyways, the Nimbus encounter was a UFO encounter. The UFO was in the shape of a tick tack. That's how they described it got it, and so this this is in the shape of a take tack yeah and the Nimbus encounter. I mean so it passed more yeah past Mars. I already leave our our solar system. Yeah, it's on its way out now, so the this has already happened like our chance is gone of getting 52:10 Well, there are two more windows. March is the best window we're going to have. March is going to pass by Jupiter. um And so when it passes by Jupiter, we've got another shot. Juno, the satellite around Jupiter, has got another shot to get a good, good image of it. What's the best image we have from space? Probably. I mean, I don't know. I feel like that's a suggest subjective question. No, the clearest, like obviously this is a bad image. You know what saying? 52:39 Yeah, what's the clearest photo we have from space? I don't know. I'll just ask Google, Google, Gemini. What is the clearest image from space? I mean the James Webb Space Telescope just recently when they first commissioned it got a really interesting shot of the known galaxy. Okay, but even that I don't know what say is like the clearest. Let's see it. Okay, 53:08 I'll be the judge of that. I'll tell you if this is a good photo or not and here's the thing. Here's the thing with um so there's these are. This is a collection of the first images from the James West Space Telescope. m This was from their first big release and what is really interesting with this actually and this is not what this episode is about, so I'm foggy on these details. I remember looking at it as when it came out this picture on the bottom right. That's right. These are real 53:38 Yeah. Those are all galaxies. Those stars are all galaxies. And this image was so high res that like when you zoom in on those galaxies, like you get images like the top left and the top left is a comparison between James was scape space telescope and the hub or not hub. um What was the one before that? How, what was the, what was the, so the James Webb was on the left. Yeah. And that's Hubble. Hubble is the 54:07 the telescope before that's how clear of images we can get now yeah, but we also need to recognize and this is so you get the top right. This is like they call this like the what are the what are the most the word that they use? It's like the birthplace of stars. There's a word that they use and I can't remember if you call them yes, but they call them like the birthplace of stars, but they they take a bunch of different light spectrums for this. 54:34 Okay, these this isn't just visible spectrum. So this is like radio wave. This is ultraviolet like it's other spectrums that we can't see that they've layered on top of each other to illustrate everything that's going on in space. Oh, but if you saw these type of things in real life, you don't see that cloud because that's outside the visible spectrum god for us. Yes, but that stuff's still there. I see what you're saying yeah, and so anytime you see a picture from space, they're layering a bunch of light spectrums on top of each other, but most of which we can't see. 55:04 sure physically as humans, but the AIs can see it. I mean yeah, the robots can see it yeah, they can, but that bottom one is the the best image we have of the non universe and you can like zoom in. It's it's kind of I think that's what I was trying to say. I was like how do we have this crisp of images from space, but we can't get a good picture of this thing. Well, the James Webb Space Telescope is designed specifically to get images of deep space and it's where gigantic 55:32 Here it's in space. So we launched it into space and it's in orbit outside of Earth. This guy. um But this is, let me show you. Yeah, this here is the James O Space Telescope. So it is a giant camera. And so like that, all that thing is the lens. Like that's what's capturing the light, not even the lens, like I can't, I don't know how cameras exactly work, but that thing inside the lens that captures the light. Yeah. That's all of that hexagon. And so it's a gigantic camera. 56:01 that's specifically designed to catch images from deep space where the the Mars Rover is a camera like we think of like it's a small camera that's a i to navigate sure it's not designed to capture deep energy. Okay, so so we got habits yeah and this here's where I begin to get a little bit foggy on how this storyline happened because there's so much content out there about three i atlas now somehow that got interpreted into this 56:30 And I think that what happened here is somebody colorized this with multiple light band bands. Right. So we're seeing ultraviolet on top of visible spectrum on top of radio. And so you're seeing what this could potentially look like the same way we do with a lot of images from outer space. OK. And I think armchair astronomers see this and they're like, well, it's got lights like a spaceship. Right. And this began to turn into this. 56:59 which began to turn into this. This is 57:06 Yeah. 57:08 and so now as the internet's dumb. All right for listeners, here's how it started. It's go back to the original. It looks like faint Christmas lights in the but no, no, no. Sorry. The second one, second one thing. This looks like faint Christmas lights in a galaxy of stars and it's like, you know, teal red and purple, right? And then the second one, they then gave it a shape. They made it look like a very, this is someone made this. Yeah, more definitive. And then this next shot is just 57:38 someone made this image. Someone put this in a nano banana and then and said it on the internet and said this is true. Yeah. So are there people who think this is what it actually looks like? Yeah, there are people who think that this is a NASA photo yeah because and that you just feel the energy drain for me as I realize how hard it is to live in a society where some a lot of people are just oh my gosh man. 58:07 so that stresses me out the story line. What stresses me out is somebody made it and just put it on the internet and they were like yeah, this is funny. Well, I don't know if that's what we don't know what happened. I don't know where this originated from from NASA. It could have been someone who thought it was funny NASA. It could also been someone who was like trying to illustrate it like be like this is what it might look like like her, but they didn't intend for it, but then other people take it and they go. This is what it looks like yeah got it yeah and so 58:35 The Internet did what the Internet did, and this it turned into this whole storyline, ah and it's it's interesting just watching how mythology develops. Yes, because as you watch the storyline, it is this is a could potentially be aliens, maybe. And then as we develop it, there's kind of two storylines that diverge in a wood. ah And one of them is these are the aliens coming to make contact. And this is the mothership. 59:02 Because there are strange things that are happening with it that are hard to explain. It's doing things that comets don't normally do. After it passed to Mars, started getting closer to the Earth and it started to sublimate, which is when in space things don't turn into liquid, turn, they go straight to gas. And so as it got closer to uh the sun, it started turning to gas and that's where you get caught the tails on comets. And so the gas started to appear. What normally happens with that, 59:31 is the solar winds will carry that gas and so you see it as like a tail because it's carrying that gas, the logical direction the solar wind is moving. But for this object, what was very odd is it went the opposite direction. It went towards the sun, which we still don't fully understand why that happened. The leading theory is that because it was more carbon dioxide than H2O, it sublimated earlier and so it started getting sucked by gravity. 01:00:01 instead of by the solar winds. The gravity was stronger than the solar. Oh god, that at that distance, we don't know that for sure, but there are so many things about this that break our mental model for things that we don't understand. Sure. And science in so many situations is saying we don't know why that's happening because they don't know yet. Right. And so then armchair astronomers are like, I know why it's happening. It's aliens. And so, Hey guys, it's aliens and 01:00:29 if that turns out to be correct, you got to pay me, you got to pay me, you got to pay me, figure out how to make money. So this thing passes behind the sun and then now it's on its trajectory out of the solar system. So we're on this, we're on this back half of this trajectory where it's somewhere between Mars and Jupiter. Okay, and it's on his way out. So we're to get one more good shot in March to get 01:00:59 good imagery of this. The thing that the all the three I at lists truthers are saying is that this is going to turn into earth and this is their chance to make contact with us that now it's going to turn around. Yeah, it's going to arc. It's arcing around the sun to come to earth to make contact first contact with humans, um but it's not no. It's not going do that. How prevalent are three I truthers? 01:01:29 Are there a lot of these people? It's to the point where researching for this topic. I've been seeing this since this came out on social. I was kind of surprised that you hadn't heard of it yet because it's everywhere on my social feed yeah, but my social feed is trains, so I've seen a lot of it, but when I was watching this on and monster truck when I was doing research for this, it was really interesting because there's a lot of like 01:01:58 solid information out there, okay, but there is so much more pseudo science. Yeah, of course, and what is really interesting. This is the first time I've seen this, but I would argue nine out of ten like videos on social and on YouTube are Avi Loeb, but it's AI and so it's him talking, but it's very clearly AI and it's him on news video. It's him on at news desks. It's him like looking like he's being interviewed for a podcast 01:02:27 It's him in his office talking about it, but it's AI and it's yeah, it's I think we're crazy. That stuff gives me a panic, but we can't spend too much time on that. Yeah, we're cooked chat. Yeah, it's this. This was this is the first time I've seen something like this at this scale where so much of the information out there is clearly AI, but it's AI masking as people with authority to spread information. That's 01:02:57 a lot of them was blatantly false, but a lot of it was like, they're not outright saying things. Like I watched one of those AI videos, right? We're out. This Avi Loeb in this AI video never outright said this is aliens. Like he never said the word alien. He never said extra test trails, but he heavily eluded like, well, and this is the problem that science has too, is that science isn't going to definitively rule something out. Yeah. And so a truther 01:03:24 well, and this is, this is true in the vaccine stuff. This is true in, guess this is kind of true in, politics as well is that we're trying to force people to take hard stances on something, but someone's going, yeah, but I don't, I can't definitively say that that is true. I can't definitively rule that out. That's like, that's definitely not aliens. It's interesting. And because it's left open, they go, oh, well, okay, we'll see. You're leaving it open, which means it is. It's interesting you say that because I watched Neil the grass, Tyson talk about this. 01:03:54 And in his video, he brought up God of the gaps. Have you heard of this like philosophical concept? Yes. uh If you haven't got the gaps is this thing where you can look back through history and there are gaps in our understanding of things. And throughout history, what humanity has done is when we don't understand how something works, we put God in that gap. And so there's a hurricane. We don't understand why the hurricane happened. And so God caused that hurricane. Right. His wrath. Yeah. There's an earthquake. 01:04:22 God caused the earthquake. Or even just like we don't understand why trees grow, there's a God behind that that's making that tree grow. uh And even Sir Isaac Newton, he explained all this stuff about the galaxy and about physics and how these things worked, but there was some stuff that he couldn't understand and he said, God has to step in and take action on those and have effect on those things in those situations. uh And Nidhagraha Sison talked about how the important work of science is like to be comfortable with those situations where there are gaps in our understanding and to say, I don't know. 01:04:52 and to not have to have an explanation because as humans like our human wiring needs creates explanation. It's the same reason, same reason to like, I understand why we're getting into a rant, like a tangent territory now, but I understand like when people are like, man, ghosts and all this stuff. You're been in a room that's like one candle on the table. You're been in a room. It's spooky. It's there's the so many shadows and all this stuff. It's the same thing. Like 01:05:20 your child imagination when you're a kid, see stuff in your room that's not there and your brain connects things and puts things together and says, this is real and this is scary and these are things right? Well, he, he, he did the same. He made the same example because he said, as, our, as our understanding grows, right? Those gaps go away. And so we don't need God to explain hurricanes anymore because we know how hurricanes happen. We understand that. Um, and so those kids, there's less and less gaps in the world, but there's still things we don't understand. And so people need to explain it. 01:05:48 and then he pulled it and he said a lot of what we see right now and the world of astrophysics is we see the alien of the gaps. There are gaps in our understanding. That's what I'm saying. We place aliens into it. Yes, we don't. We can't comprehend what that is. Yeah. So it must be aliens. Right. And he was like, and that's what I'm saying is that the human desire for closure is greater. Like the anxiety against being unsure or like I read a great book. 01:06:17 called um the truth about us by Brent Hansen. I cited so many different psychological studies that I really enjoyed that book. And he writes in a fun, uh palatable way. But uh there was a lot of studies about how your brain's inability to rest like with to be like, Oh yeah, we don't know. Yeah. Yeah. And like your brain just can't do it is hard. Yeah. Like, so your brain just connects and create stories and goes, yeah, we do that. Cause because 01:06:45 one of the applications that he was talking about is that people would rather follow a leader who is confident and sure, you know, which is how you end up with authoritarians, which is how you end up with strong man leaders. Then a person who's like, yeah, I'm not really sure we're working together to figure this out. Yep. Yep. And that's, that's the exact point he was making. Cause he said scientists will always, they start with, they find things that they don't know and they say, let's look for evidence to see if we can figure out 01:07:11 what that is, what's going on? Same thing. They also change as they have it like same thing like beginning of COVID where it's like, okay, we got to stay six feet apart. We got to do this. We got to wear masks. We got to, were washing our groceries, which now looking back, we go, okay, that was a bit much. But at that time with the information we had, which was very little, those were the best. We got to make, we got to make decisions that are overly cautious. And in a situation like that, we had to take action. We didn't have enough information to make good conclusions. We had to take action. But in a situation like this, the scientists don't have to take any actions. Right. So 01:07:39 What they're doing is they're and they're and like we can we can theorize. Yeah, they're they're comfortable to say here's what we know. Here's what we don't know. We don't know a lot more. And so they won't. They will be very slow to figure out more. Yeah, they were for and so they will make they'll be very slow to make conclusions. And then in the connected world we have today, where it's more easily easy to publish information than it's ever been, everybody can come out and say, well, they don't know, but I do. 01:08:06 and then they can be confident. Like you said, and then everybody else will follow that person and be like, oh, that's a guy said it was alien. So it's probably aliens. I think it's right. I think because the other NASA tell your uncle, I said it's aliens, yeah, or that it was a fractured thing. Either way, tell your uncle to give me money and then he can buy my prepper bucket, my prep on our store. Well, it's ironic. You said that because you try to sell prepper bucket. I funny 01:08:36 I said a divergent of wood because there's a lot of people who think these are aliens, but the divergence is there's a lot of other people who think this is Jesus Christ returning to Earth. There's a large community who say, we're watching Jesus come back to Earth right now. is, yeah, that's that's because and so that's how you get what they're saying is you look at the Earth, the Earth is falling apart. It's clearly the end times. 01:09:02 And what are the odds that right in the middle of the end times we see this object that defies all understanding that NASA can't explain? Another side bit about So we really are doing alien gap and God gap at the same We're doing them both. Another thing that's really interesting about there was a prime moment right in October at passes by Mars. get that weird shot of Mars and then it's like silence from NASA. You know what happened around then? That was very significant. That caused 01:09:28 a lot of signs from NASA World Series, the giant government shutdown that lasted a really long time. Oh yeah, and so everyone's like yeah, NASA's not talking about it. NASA has nothing that NASA's like NASA found out it was God. Yes, it's like oh, it's actually Jesus. Yeah dude, God put NASA in their place. You know, God was a joke and he wasn't putting out the ritz. Oh God is an awesome God. 01:09:51 just in case anyone in this comment you're about to you type in this comment. These two buffoons don't know anything about Christianity. Oh, oh sister, 01:10:02 Don't come at us. But it was Google has this thing right now. If you Google three at list, there's like a little button that shows up. It looks like a little comment button on the bottom and it turns your Google search page into a little space. And then every once a while the comment flies by and you can try to catch it. And if you catch it, it says congratulations, you earned your salvation. Come to have a full. Wow. Is this congratulations? Fiddle off. 01:10:28 Hey, so this week's episode ended. It's over. It's sad and you can go listen to our Muma Muma, which is another episode. did another episode. It's not as sad. Yeah. I if you want to see where Avi Loeb came from, he came from Muma Muma. He's not from this world, not of this world. He's got that sticker on his truck. Hey, you know what? Hey, 01:10:48 Hey this week there's no outro. We're just going to have this AI version of our home alone. Do the outro. I we just cut to an AI. I've just been like hey listen to a movie. We should not do that. That's funny actually. Hey I if you like this episode you probably didn't you know. But if you're here a movie we talked about a lot. Just leave all this and who cares. 01:11:11 people skip this part. Put the QR code for Patreon somewhere. Yeah, watch a mumu, buy some mergers. I think none of this matters. You got to pay him. Sometimes I think about how old the earth's. We're all just on a thin plane. did the math. You're really old. I did the mayor's super old.


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The Real Story Behind ‘Project X’ Movie | Project X Haren Ep 310

01-20-26

Episode transcription

00:00 Hey, I love the listen this podcast and what I love more is that every show that I've been doing more and more till and fans have been coming and saying that they drove for hours to be at this show. And so if that's you, you want to come see me do some stand up. You got plenty of opportunities. January 27th, 28th. I'll be filming my comedy special in Nashville. That's a really big thing. If you can make it to those shows, I would love to see you there. And then I'll be doing new material. February 12th. I'll be in Houston, Texas on February 14th, Valentine's day. I'll be in Plano, which is near Dallas. 00:28 February 20th. I'll be in Kingsport, Tennessee, which is in Tennessee and then very 21st. I'll be in Fredericksburg, Virginia. February 22nd. I'll be in Charlotte, North Carolina at the comedy zone there. February 27th. I'll be in Milton, West Virginia. That's right. We're going everywhere, baby. February 28th. I'll be in Raleigh, North Carolina and March 8th. I'll be in Indianapolis, Indiana. I have plenty of dates. 00:50 You can always check out if you're listening to this in the future. You're like, oh dang, it's November right now and I missed all of those shows. You can always find my shows at jaronmyers.com slash shows. So I really want to see you there. Would love to hang out. Thanks for thanks for coming for real. Thanks for listening to this podcast and thanks for coming to my shows because this is my dream and it's still alive. 01:15 Hey man, hello, what's up? I think we should keep all of it. I'm happy to be here. Hey, have you ever heard of project X heron project X heron? Yeah, yeah is X heron to X heron yeah yeah like you're saying imagine your X is named heron project X heron. Okay, I saw a tweet the other day. It wasn't a trees on threads, but I saw tweet the other day. No, they're all called tweets yeah like the exactly format yeah 01:44 one hundred yeah hang green in a video on that and honestly I'm going to use this forever. It's so funny to me. They said ah they said I call my ex girlfriend from four girlfriends ago, my great great great grand girlfriend. 02:03 and that's so like a great grand girlfriend and your great great great great grand girlfriend great. Oh, if it's yeah. How do you do granddaughter great great great great grand girlfriend? I was trying to make a reference. Yeah, I know what you're doing. Yeah, yeah. Did you watch their Christmas movie? No, first of all, who's the Jonas Brothers? That's not who wrote that song. That's a wall game. First of all, 02:31 I know that's not who wrote that song, but they're the they're who gets credit for it and that's wrong. Here's the thing piracy is after this disney. Okay, I did not watch the Christmas movie. Of course not. It's still Christmas time. We're recording this by the way you're going to hear this in March. I'm sure right. When does it come out? Probably February. I don't know. I need to look at the I need to look at the dates, but it's still Christmas time and I feel terrible. I have not had vegetable in a couple days. Oh really? Yeah, I need to eat something 03:00 I've had so much meats and cheeses. Yeah. Gosh, what is so much dude? Hey, can we quit with the charcuterie boards? Oh, I love charcuterie. I love them. But can we like slow down a little bit? My wife and I had a conversation on Christmas Eve because my brother and I had this tradition. Okay. Where every Christmas Eve we would do a charcuterie board, but we didn't know it's called charcuterie board. We named it after Lunchables. So it was stackers. We had stackers and 03:26 We also, I guess, didn't know what a security board is. conversation to be in, isn't it? 03:33 poor isn't a bad report. I'll tell you what money calling the charcuterie board lunchables is not very Ralph Lauren Christmas, but anyways we would do that every Christmas. Hey, can we have big lunchables a big lunchables? We have dinner a bulls yeah, that's what a charcuterie board is called. A is just called dinner a bulls, so we had dinner a bulls. Yeah, I I'm sackers. You know what this Christmas Eve I'm doing it, and so I went. got all the stuff and I got it 04:02 I told Brie, I was like, I'm gonna make a circuitry board for Christmas Eve. So I did that. I did it. Apparently I don't know what a security board is. Yeah, because you just got, you just got crackers, meat and cheese, right? Yeah, it was just like, you're supposed to have grapes. You're supposed to have cream. You're supposed to have, yeah, all is, and she said that and I was like, ooh, gross. Why would I have any of that? And so we had a long conversation about how poor I was, I guess. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 04:31 Tim, you can't just open twenty packs of lunchable and put it on a cutting board, ripping lunchables. Yeah, it looks like a Pokemon card. on the side of the circuit report is just packs of marinara. You've got the whole crackers. You've got shredded mozzarella. Yeah, I'm a professional. I'm a chef. I'm a I'm a two time personal chef and and then you have 05:01 reference to it. Alright and and then I got to just pack some marinara and then a pyramid of crunch bars. Yeah, dude, yeah, well, and that's what it was for. I tell you what we flew out here and yeah, I don't want to brag 05:21 he's going to talk about the charcuterie board he had no. I'm going talk about our first class experience lying in because I had a steak and shake not a steak and shake shake shack burger on my delta flight. They had shake shack on your flight bro or was that from like the airport they took on the flight. They had shake shack as a dinner option on delta so what the heck so crazy. It was incredible really. That was the best in flight of meal I've ever had. Did you leave a review no 05:53 I do the same. I don't leave reviews. I do the same thing every time I leave a Bible track in the back of the seat. I stand up, I kiss the pile of and I leave kiss on once for me. This is a weird song. I can't hear it without one. I can't say that it people are mad about baby. It's cold outside, but then that song is like 06:21 someone always for you on what's the line? I have no idea. This is I just know and mistletoe and everyone. No, that's the different song. The someone waits for you. Yeah, once from kisser wants for me. That's crazy. It'd be like if I went to Tim's house and then Tim goes, that's for me. 06:48 That's from Jared. And I'm just over there. 06:51 You wave. You're like, yeah, that's for me. He didn't really do it. I would do it. I got her a drink. That wasn't what I bet. That's from the gentleman over there. 07:07 that's crazy. That's crazy. That's good service so freaking weird. So I kiss the pile of mouth. 07:19 Insane 07:23 Everything's an internet thing. Everything's an internet thing now. That's the world we live in. Relax. You don't know what happened. 07:34 You don't know the stuff that goes down when the sun does. You know nothing about the shadows dance in the hills of this town. Things I learned last night. 07:53 all right, so stupid so project ex heron yeah. This this whole story revolves around a fifteen year old girl named Marith. I think is her name. Hold on. Let me double check. Make sure I'm getting that name right. Marith yeah Marith. Okay, so she lived in a town here. Let me I got a picture of her. This is her. She's obviously not fifteen anymore. This was a few years. I don't say obvious beautiful 08:19 Yeah, but I'm obviously not look at the bags on her eyes. Look at the wrinkles on her skin. Look at her hair is falling out. She's obviously not fifteen anymore. We took a picture on Christmas and I was like, why does it look like I have two black eyes and Brie was like she's like, she's like, I tell you you're old. You look at that. She's like yeah, it's because you look like you have two black eyes all the time right now. Don't look good because you've died. You anyways, that's what my wife, my wife will say to me almost daily and I think part of 08:48 I think part of my wife's skin routine is her gloating about how much better her skin is going to look. She'll do her whole night time routine. She'll get ready. She'll do all of her stuff and then she'll come to living rooms because I'm going to look so much better than you when we're sixty. That's like one of those. says it's me every night. Yeah, he says that to you. I think they don't understand. Your wife says that to you. Yeah, does your wife say that stuff to you? No. Oh my gosh, dude. 09:14 we're learning that a marriage is relatable to nobody either. Alex's marriage is relatable to me or ours. This is relatable to nobody. 09:28 my wife's favorite bit right now. This is her and this is going to sound like I'm trying to get ahead of it. Yeah, there's no way to say this yeah. Her favorite thing right now is in front of all of our friends. She'll go. Am I allowed to do that? Well, this isn't even a right now talking about this isn't even a right now. I remember going to Disney with you guys and she did. Can I do that? Can I can I are you? Am I allowed to do that? Yeah, or you say something and she's like yes, sir, sorry, sir, 09:57 so funny. It's not funny, it's not fun, it's so funny. It stresses me out what I'm like she'll do it in front of strangers. Yeah, I gotta look at strangers and be like it's not. That's not what it looks like. What I don't like. She goes. Can we afford that and it's like four dollars 10:19 and you're like no, you know, go, I go no put it back, put that back. There are times, grab something that there are times where I make her put stuff back though. I go, I we're not buying that. She goes why? I was like we're not buying that. Put it back on the shelf and I do that in front of strangers. Yeah, yeah, 10:41 I grab strange like a look. Look at the crap she wants to buy what she's trying to buy right now. Look at that. Would you buy? She's trying to buy that? That's a strange. Can we buy this? Can we buy this? Should we buy this? I don't think so. See hey honey from that guy over there. Just how shes or ones for me. So where they this shows chair. She lives in the town of Heron, 11:10 here. This is okay. This is in uh X Heron. Yeah. Guess where guess where are you saying that's project X yeah, project X Heron stop, but is it ex or just project X just the word X? Okay, yeah word whatever. This is in um it's next to the shift farts museum. Did you you clicked on that so that it would pop up? You clicked on the 11:40 shift out of the honest. I did not come back if that's guess apparently they're their most as is chif f a rts museum. It's all one word. I love that is the ship farts. So is this in Germany? Is this in yeah? That's a good guess. Is this in the United States? No, it's definitely not the United States. Okay. I do see the special character down there. Okay, okay, yeah. This is yeah. This is I'm going to go. I'm going to go Sweden. 12:10 sweet. That's a good guess. It's Netherlands, hair, other lens, yeah, and so my day she's fifteen. She's bigger than I have. I have friends in the Netherlands, really who Frankie and Nick? Oh, I thought I was gonna make them up. Well, what I was gonna say is you can't say their name. I was like you got to protect their identities. Oh yeah, I share it. Oh, well, this break is that I met them and apparently 12:37 uh you know how we have traveling broadway that goes around the country. Yeah, they have that in. guess they have that in other countries too good for them. They have art, uh but Frankie is Olaf in the the Dutch version of frozen interesting, like the real like the actual not just like a play a Disney branded broadway play. He plays Olaf interesting like the official like the official broadway. Yeah, 13:04 official not like a little another way version yeah like yeah interesting. That's fun fact is cool. That is cool. They're my friends. Yeah, you know see Disney adult. You know, you know Disney characters in real life. See well, I know friends of characters. I don't know if you know, but okay, so 13:30 Merté in 2012. She's getting ready to turn 16 years old. And in 2012 in the Netherlands, I don't believe this is the case anymore, but definitely in 2012 in Netherlands, 16 was a big birthday because, I mean, it's a big birthday in most places, but it was an especially big birthday in Netherlands because that was the legal drinking age. And so very excited. Get to drive a car, get to drink for the first time. What's more American than that? 14:00 and so what's more, what's more American? did say what's more American than that. so she's like I'm going to throw a sweet sixteen birthday party okay, and so she puts together a Facebook event for it and she invites all of her friends okay, but she makes one fatal mistake when she's creating this event is she doesn't check the private button and so it's a public event. Oh no and one of her friends gets it and it's like oh this will be fun 14:29 And then he invites like 20 of his friends. And then these people start inviting some people. And it just starts to spread where pretty quickly, let me pull up the numbers so I can get this right. uh So pretty quickly over the next couple of days, it goes from she invited like 30 people that she's like actually knows. Yeah. And now there's like a few hundred people that are invited to her birthday party. Oh. And so she's like, oh, no, I, we live don't have enough snacks. 14:57 give feed four hundred people. If you know this is about to happen, you don't have to throw the party. You know I'm saying like what she's sixty. She didn't know that, but it's like you see like made the Facebook event and suddenly there's three hundred people who are first of all getting three hundred people to click interested in an event is a feat in itself. Well, this was two thousand early two thousand. That's true. This was a big deal like we were still poking each other on Facebook. Yeah, tick tock didn't exist. That's true vine. I don't think existed yet. I actually remember being. I remember being at a concert 15:24 and on the screen. These are this you know when you have like memories of thoughts we like. remember where I remember thinking about this. No, no, no. I remember where I was when I thought this. I remember looking at the screen of the concert and had all the you know it was like follow the band on whatever is yeah is the in between concert thing yeah and they have the Facebook logo, the Twitter logo and and at the time that old Instagram logo that looked like a Polaroid yeah and I remember thinking looking at the Twitter thing. I was like Twitter is such a made up word 15:53 like Facebook makes sense. Yeah, Instagram is a made up word, but I get how you got there. Yeah right. Instant yeah gram 16:11 how you're mashing words together. Twitter was a made up word yeah and I was like me. I can't. I can't believe we're gonna one day there's going to be an app called like flip, flip, you know, and it's just like we're all going to be like you see what you see that and now we say tick tock yeah. That's pretty close like but we but still flip, flip could be a thing in the V. I'm saying like I'm saying like I was just like oh we're just going to throw things together. Yeah, we're just going to put things together. Yeah, but Twitter makes sense though, because later Twitter 16:40 tweeter makes sense though. You're right. I was I just googled fleet flip app and it's a thing. What does it do? No, it's not actually flip flop came up flip flop tv. Oh okay anyways yeah, that's right. So now the Facebook event says three hundred people are coming to hang out yeah and so she's been watching this grow and she's getting stressed because the party's at her house and like just make a post and be like this is not happening. Hey, you guys aren't invited 17:09 no one everybody who's not invited. You're not invited. Hey guys, no. Well, she goes to her parents and her parents are like she's a little stressed. I while you invited three hundred people, why do do that? It'd be rude. Yeah, it would be follow through with your coming out. through. Yeah, you're going to you committed to this. You got to do it. We'll kill another cow. 17:35 I don't know what they do in Deutschland. Deutschland? 17:42 Hey, thanks for listening to this episode of things. I learned last night. If you like this show, we would love to see in our Patreon. It's a great way to financially support the show. We don't make money from this. It just helps us to pay the people who do make money from this. Like Alex and Robert, her editor and maybe one day, one day me and Tim, maybe one day, know, but only if you join, only if you join, we can't wait. We can't get paid until you pay. Can't feed Tim's kid until you join. He's so 18:24 So they her parents are like, just delete the event. Like, just delete the event, cancel the party. Like, Like, and she's like, so she goes out smart. She goes and she deletes the event. But here's some important backstory about what's going on in the culture at the time. There was a few years before this in the late two thousands, this party in Australia that was just this massive party that caused like huge damage. A few thousand kids showed up. It made like 18:52 international news, this party was so big. And the reason it made international news wasn't really the party was so big. The reason it made international news is because it was a party for his kid's 16th birthday party. And he got interviewed after the fact on the news and they basically kind of soft lobbed it to him to be like, Hey, do you want to like apologize for all the damage you caused? And he's like, no, mate, this is awesome. This is the best thing that's ever happened in my life. Yeah. So here's a picture of him from that interview. Oh my God. 19:21 So this interview goes viral is a nipple piercing yeah. Describe this guy. This guy is the guy from your hometown who is now thirty three still dresses like this and is a sound cloud rapper. He's got a white flat bill cap. It's a New York Yankees cap, but it's got like a rainbow kind of stuff on. He's got those he's wearing and this is this is the style in twenty. What year was this twenty ten? This would have been like two thousand nine. It's just nine. Of course he's wearing women's sunglasses. 19:48 big old yellow frame with a sunglass huge yeah. He's got the bleached hair that's like kind of poking out of the hat and all this stuff and then he's shirtless and he's got one nipple piercing and then he's got a jacket with the fur rim hood. You the for him. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's it's very clear like a zoomies jacket. Yeah, Jacket. We called on the teen mom hoodies where we yeah, that's actually 20:18 so accurate. I will say he's toned to he's very tone. Oh yeah, bet his arms are so angry to do some very arms, very blonde hair, fake blonde, not. That's not a real blonde. Yeah, but anyways, so he looks like he's like no mate. This is awesome. So on this interview, it's like 20:43 They went to his house, I'm assuming, and they got him on video and they've got the earpiece in the anchors back at the studio interviewing him. And she's very clearly like trying to soft love it to him to be like, I'm sorry for the party. A lot of damage. We a lot of damage. I'm sorry for that. So she's very clearly trying to set him up to take ownership and apologize. And he's just not getting it. So eventually she's like, mate, I'm pretty sure she didn't stay in this as mate. She's like, man, I'm trying to get you a chance to like apologize and own up for what you did. 21:12 and she said, do you want to take off your sunglasses and apologize to the city for what happened? And he said, he said, well, I'll own the party, but I'm not going to take my sunglasses off. She said, and she's like, why not? And he says, because they're famous. Yeah, that goes super viral. That course was super viral. It's a big hit and where is this kid now? Do you know? Did you look this up and part of looking up the story? I didn't look up 21:41 where the kid is now, but I do see. 21:47 this kid is either like a normal dad in a suburb or dead. No in between yeah, so uh I don't know how accurate this story is okay. um Okay, so I did find him. Oh shoot. I found two things. So first of all, let me let me pull these in here real quick. First of all, we do know for sure that he what's the word I want to use here. uh You know how when I first brought this guy up, 22:17 What did you say? What was the word you used? You said like he's there thirty and like they still look like that or something like that. You said something along. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, this is the guy who looks like a sound cloud rapper. Yeah, so he's the same. He hasn't same. He's wearing yellow sunglasses. He's got some neck tattoos now still got the same haircut. It's not as blonde. He's definitely a natural color. He's a red head still wearing the hat. 22:47 um Yeah. Is this in a documentary that he's in? I'm not sure, but what I can say for sure is he competed on Ninja War. Oh nice. Yeah, dude, just dope. Hey, still shredded, still very shred. Honestly, his tattoos are cool. Yes, that is a sweet. He got married in 2015. It seems like he's doing good for himself. I don't know. 23:12 I don't know much about his story. How it do on Ninja Warrior? I don't know. I just I found this on his Instagram. There's no caption nice big fan, just a picture of it. We should reach out. I just have a message, but hey man, we're just big fan. We're just fans, so we're not the only ones who are fans because a producer from Hollywood saw this and they made the movie Project X based on this guy's party and so that whole movie. If you don't know much about the movie, I don't the so the whole movie, the 23:42 the concept of the movie, some teenagers who decided they wanted to throw the biggest party ever and the party's insane. Like it is they set the house on fire. Someone gets a flame thrower. There's like fireworks going off or flipping cars, like thousands and thousands of kids in this one house completely wrecked the place. Like think mad teenage party from a movie. And that's that project X movie is the whole movie is the party. But and I don't know if you know this, you know, Dax flame. Yeah, this is his first role. 24:12 and ironically the movies like what's that called like Cloverfield where it's like the the point of like the camera man, the Blair, which project yeah hand held. Yes, Dax flame is behind the camera. So there's one scene where you see him. He shows himself, but the whole movie he's just behind the camera, so you hear him talk sometimes okay, but that's like how he got his start in cool Hollywood and he's married to Kristen Bell, that's lame, that's shepherd. 24:39 But he was the whole movie is just this crazy party. Same guy, the whole movie is just this insane part. Okay and the party, the movie actually from like a found footage. Yeah, type of you got it got it the end of the movie is the main character giving an interview very similar to this Australian interview. Yeah and that came out in March twenty twelve and it was a huge hit got it. So this is yeah, so this was a huge hit. A bunch of people loved it and when word kind of started getting out that there was a big party happening in heron yeah. 25:08 a bunch of kids were like, it's our chance to do a project X. We're going to burn down those. So this is our chance. This is our chance to commit arson in front of all of our peers. I've always wanted to come in arson in front of all my peers. 25:31 So somebody sees it and says, okay, this is our chance. And they start inviting other people. Meanwhile, she's seeing all of these invites come in that she didn't invite. She starts to freak out. She talks to her parents. delete the party. And one of the people who got invited was like, oh no, our Project X just got canceled. And they said, not on my watch. So all these copycat Project X events. 25:56 started with her address, like all the same detail, same date, same place, her address. No started popping up and they just started inviting people and inviting people and inviting people and so it gets back to her that like hey hey guys, when does this come out? We figure it out. When does what come out this episode? I can find out you want me to find out real quick yep. 26:24 What, why would I have asked? 26:29 Yep, yep. I do want you to find out. Do you want you to find out? So I want you to find out. Okay, hold on. Let's see. So this will come out January twentieth. Okay, perfect. Hey guys, a new project X is happening a week from today in Nashville, Tennessee at the lab at zanies where I'm filming my comedy special invite three thousand people. Make sure everyone knows burn the club to the ground. 26:59 crazy. I hope someone burns the club to the ground and then this video this this scenes on the news this clip and it's like so I'll clip it so that I'll clip it so that it's you going. I hope someone burns it. That's what they're to do. They're going to clearly know I'm joking and they're going to cut to you on the news and it's going to be you going. I hope they burn that. I does it. I hope and then you're going to be on the news. I hope someone takes it serious. I'm not going to they're like like like Tim. What do you think about 27:28 that club or you're going to do a bad Australian accent. We're like well, my I think that they should have was that you was me doing Australian guitar, maybe not the didgeridoo, which they're very famous for. It's a letter diddley diddley do it's Australian electric guitar, Australian electric guitar. Yeah, they're very famous for the red, italy, daly, daly, daly, dar, it daly, dar, 27:56 and you're going. Hey, are you upset at all? Do you want to apologize that someone burned down the lab as anies on January twenty seven the twenty eighth and I am going to burn it to the ground. I'm going to burn it to the ground with the laugh. I'm going to get a standing ovation that the weight of the foundation can handle 28:15 project X Nashville. So how crazy would it be if I do market my special that way and there's just a mob of teenagers outside to party and then it's like who's this guy trying to make jokes yeah and that would be probably the worst set of your life. I love it film it, so they all my camera guys and be found foot. What if I do a found footage comedy special? Wait a minute where is just a found footage of that's pretty funny 28:44 this whole night fell apart. The stage catches on fire. Wait a minute. I like this concept. This is a good concept. It's good concept. Don't don't stand pending okay, so this I'm saying though like that's what do you do if this is your house? Yeah, so you call the police yeah, so September seven two thousand twelve. Okay, these coffee cat events spot up 29:11 So they cancel it. One is about five hundred people got invited. They cancel the event. What's the day of the event? The day of the event is supposed to be September twenty second. I believe that may double check. Okay, this is a couple of weeks. This is two weeks before the event's post. Yeah, yeah. So September seven they cancel the event and all these copycats start popping up. Eventually one of them takes the front runner as like the event. Okay, it's the same event like the plant. Yeah, everything about it is the same. It's just someone else is managing it now ah like the event. All the details are the same 29:40 all the details. Exactly. So join us for Meredith sixteenth birthday party. We're going to have snacks games. Please bring one gift. Don't bring any food. We'll provide it all. It's like all like it's all word for what the it's all the stuff that like she typed and also bring a gasoline. We're going to play cards against humanity and it's like in parentheses. 30:07 it's like apples to apples, but for grown ups as I was brand new, no one knew yet. I think apples to apples came second, didn't it? No apples apples was first. Was it really? I'm gonna play an apples apples as a kit. Oh okay, yeah yeah it cards cards. Message me on Facebook. So immediately same day by the end of that day, the new event happened and it just snowballs. People are inviting. Yeah, of course people are inviting everyone, so it goes from 30:36 They have an event is heron on a grander scale of man. Like is it next to a bigger city? No, it's it's a small town. Okay, so the population, the whole population of the town is nineteen thousand okay, that's wrong, and it's like central. Is it dry from the other places is what I'm trying to ask. I mean that's the thing in Europe. Every word is drivable like everywhere is close. He just said he just says stuff. You know I'm talking about. He just pulls it out of his button says it 31:05 What you oh 31:27 see the red, the red outline, the red, the candy can lane outline yeah that's here in the danger zone yeah and so there's a bunch of big cities nearby him. I don't think you gotta be this aggressive. That's what I was asked. I'm not being aggressive on chill out, relax, relax, okay, relax, breathe. So that's what I'm saying. It's off of an interstate system that's drivable to me. Yeah, it is. It is 31:55 and the other thing is honestly, I mean like the other ones everywhere is pretty drivable. Well, here's the other thing is this is Europe and so everything's there's rail everywhere. You can take the train just about anywhere you want to go yeah and you can cover a lot of ground pretty quickly freaking commies, uh so they cancel the event. There's like five hundred I would hate to be able to hop on a train. 32:20 so there's about five hundred people invited. They I forget it. I hate right. If there's one thing you should know about Jaron Myers that I don't like trains. He loves trades first of all. Okay, hold on Christmas Eve. I sent you a picture because Christmas Eve I discovered I guess on on YouTube. There's just all these channels that just lets you like do a train ride and it's just the perspective from the driver's seat and it's just a train ride and so Christmas Eve. I watched like twenty of those. I just had him on all day 32:48 all day. That was like the background thing. Christmas Eve train rides through places yeah and it was so nice to that to me. Yes, I did. Oh, I was hanging out with my family. I wasn't. I was just sitting there. What did I do? I was watching this train. I was in the kitchen with our tour, trying to figure he's screaming. He's crying. She's crying right now. I shut that baby up. I'm running a train up. I'm driving a train right now. I can't look away. I'm training, training for what? No, oh I'm training. 33:21 just like so close to the TV. like, noses basically touching the screen, just like, I'm trying to... 33:32 it is nice. It's a nice little you could hear like the snow that's beneath the train. That's from oh the screen. Yes, I love this train, this good train like talking to it, freaking weird dude. I don't think you said that to me. It was your other friend group. I definitely said it to you. I'm calm. You know what I did and you know what Alex is pretty embarrassing 34:02 we were talking about. You know my brother and his wife are getting ready to move cross country about like if they're gonna how how they're gonna stay in touch with their best friend. She came out with us when we went out and in and then we're like oh I said I said you know they'll probably face time every night for a couple months and that'll slowly die off like you know adult friendships like it's long distance. It's hard to keep tough. Yeah and my wife being the snarky person that she is. She says well Jaren, how often do you and Tim talk? You guys live 34:30 across the country. Surely your friendship has died off as you've moved. She just pulled your call log. 34:39 show you my call history with Tim real quick, because that's we don't talk very much. We really don't it's not at all. It's not super common. Here's our call history. ah 34:53 So here's here's yesterday at nine fifty nine PM forty four minutes. Here's the day before that at five for thirty seven twenty two minutes the day before that. Here's one for forty three minutes the day before that hour and four minutes earlier that day six minutes the day before that we talked on the sixteenth. We talked one two three four times on the fifteenth. We talked 35:22 for forty eight minutes. We're friends to us. Okay, we're friends. I'm sorry here's one that I didn't like on December fourth at three thirty p.m. We talked for forty two minutes and on also on December fourth at eleven fifty two AM, so a couple hours before we talked for forty five minutes the day before it was you know. So if you move cross country 35:52 we be prepared for your friendship to fall apart. Yeah, I gave my die. Who knows he might start sending train videos to his other friend, so you sent me a train video. That's nice. That's your train. I didn't see. nice to watch. I don't think you did to be honest. I'll look at, but you mean look at the time. Look up honestly just search trains and I guarantee I guarantee that's not guaranteed. You it was on Christmas Christmas Eve. Yeah Christmas Eve. I said well, let's see m 36:24 I, Oh, you sent me a picture of your TV. You didn't send me a link. 36:33 he sent me a picture of his TV and it's just it's train track. I don't know if you can zoom in on that or what it's not even like a good seed. It's just a bunch of because it's the side of a mountain. We're going up to some and he says the words with this picture are train rides. I said finish the thought you got to finish the thought. So read the rest of my said 37:03 read the rest of what there's more to that text. I'm going read one of your other texts and say to act like that was the rest of it. No, I think I said new YouTube obsession train rides. I'm pretty sure that's why I said. Why do you view our whole transcript of text messages? Memorize I do I just in case something happens in case I try to miss rub you just in case I have to be car. see you watching trains. That's fine. Okay, what we're saying is all that to say 37:30 the house is pretty accessible. That's what I'm trying to get at yeah, yeah, it's an accessible house, so they five hundred people are invited on the seventh of September. They cancel the event yeah, of course the copycat event pops up by comes by midnight that night. Sixteen thousand people are invited to this party. Yes, so it's just snowballing and spreading like wildfire. So the her parents and her are watching this kind of unfold and they're like oh, this is 37:59 this could potentially be bad. So a couple days later, yeah, a couple days later, her dad writes a letter that basically says sorry. We accidentally invited thousands of people to a party at our house. You should lock your doors on the twenty first bring any valuables inside wrote this to the paper. No, he wrote like a letter and he gave it to all of his neighbors like he like delivered this with a little candy cane. It's like hey happy happy September. Hello 38:29 We are your neighbors and I have unfortunate news. 38:38 hello. I live down the street. I'm legally required to tell you this. I'm legally required to tell you this. 38:49 oh no, oh no, and then you open it like oh, it's a part. Oh, I mean still no, no, I still know. oh That's crazy. That was a crazy thing to say, so this gets around the community. Yeah, someone on the city council is like this is this could potentially be a pretty big problem. Yeah, we 39:18 do not have the infrastructure to support thousands of people descending on our town, and so she is like begging the mayor to do something about this. She's like you've got to figure some way out to prevent this from actually have the mayor is like no mate. I'm not going to do nothing about that. Well, it's ironic you say that because here's the mayor with the craziest glasses. This guy's got those glasses that like a 39:47 like a banker in a black and white movie wears or an evil scientist or a guy who grew up and just never bought a new pair of glass. So small. They are so small children's glasses, but this is mayor Robb. That's he was the mayor at the time. Okay, and he did not take it seriously. He's like he's like it's an internet thing. No one's actually going to show up to this. It's just kids. This is just and twelve yeah and so someone in the city council is like no. You got to take this. You got to take this seriously. It's a big deal. 40:17 but he's not taking it seriously at all. Ironically, there's another figure in the town of Heron who is taking this seriously and this guy, hold on, hold on, hold on. I got to the name of this guy. This guy's name is Chris Garrett and Chris Garrett. He is the self proclaimed nightmare of Heron. So this is Chris Garrett and he calls himself the night. What is the nightmare? So he says at five PM m 40:44 he becomes the mayor. I mean the mayor goes home. He clearly sides out and now I take control. This is not an official position. I'm the night. I freaking love it. That's crazy. Yeah, I'm the nightmare. 41:04 And honestly, and you cross. m 41:09 I'm your biggest nightmare, so he he's the night mayor. Yeah, he's like a promoter that goes so hard. It goes very hard. Yeah, of course he's like he's like a club, like a bar owner. Yeah guy was just like yeah, I'm the mayor of fun at night. Yeah, I'm the nightmare. I'm the nightmare. No, I've never heard someone do that and I'm mad about it. That's so good. It's very funny and so he takes charge and so he starts calling Rob Betts Rob Bats 41:36 and Robin him have a strange relationship. Rob, he's like, you don't know what's going on in this town at night. Rob, what's this guy's name? This is Chris. This is Chris Garrett. Great Chris, Chris chill out. It's just an internet thing. Yeah, Rob, everything's an internet thing. Everything's an internet thing. Now that's where we live in. Relax, Chris. Relax. You don't know what happens at night here. You don't know the stuff that goes down when the sun does 42:05 You know nothing of how the shadows dance in the hills of this town. 42:14 Oh boy. Am I sick? I sure do need Tim stones. Get well quick trick. And what is it? It's simply chug an entire gallon of orange juice. Wow. I forgot. And then this shirt reminded me, I'm so glad that I have this shirt as a public service announcement, a public health service to other people around me. Do your part. Get this shirt. 42:43 shop.tillam.com 42:51 Here's the thing. The thing they have a straight relationship because Chris actually is the mayor. Chris talks to Rob the room. They are the mayor. Like he's the nightmare. So he talks to him like their peers, like they're on the same team. Like, yeah, don't know. We should talk to him. There's no way we Chris. You're not. You're not the mayor. You're right. I'm the nightmare. I know I'm not the mayor. You're the mayor. You're the day. Mayor. I'm the nightmare. No, um Chris. 43:21 it's not how this works. Well, you can change it if you want, but we have to get that past. gotta get through the pass for anybody. You don't work. I know I don't work. It's a day time. I'm off the clock right now. That's on goes down till the sun goes down. Rob, have you ever thought about how crazy it is that you're the day mayor and I'm the nightmare, but your last name is bat. You ever thought about how you sleep eight hours a night? 43:51 I don't. I also don't see during the day what happens during those eight hours, Rob, you ever hear about it because I'm taking care of it was in charge. That's crazy. This is by far my favorite part of the story. It's this guy. We could have done a whole episode on my hair. I love that, so he takes charge and he starts pushing the city where he's like we have to offer. He's like these people are going to show up and so we have to give them something to do. 44:19 if we don't give them something to do, they're going to find something to do and that's going to be a problem. Now he's right, yes, and so he starts trying. He starts trying to put together like an a real event, like a real thing to got it, but the mayor is not playing ball. The players, like we don't have to do that. Nothing's going to happen. Now he's going to get we craft vendors to come out. We can get a we can get a corn dog truck. Kids love corn dogs and so by September, eighteenth is now up to fifty five thousand people invited and we're like a couple days away. Yeah, we're now a couple days away. 44:49 and so and it's also does no one reach out to Facebook being like hey, hey, hey, hey, yeah, I don't know. I haven't heard anything about anyone trying that so I don't shut this down. Yeah, I don't know about that. At that time you could still get in touch with Facebook support. Yeah, that's a good question. I don't know. Maybe no one thought that that was an option. I don't know. You got two mayors and neither of them father reach out to face. You got a day mayor and a nightmare and none of neither of them were like well, remember the day mayor doesn't think this is a big deal at all. He's like this is a distraction. 45:17 and so fifty five thousand people invited and it's starting to spread where it's becoming like a like an internet meme. Yeah, of course, of course, and so somebody puts together. They make a project X flyer because they're like this is project X heron and so the graphic of everything and this is literally just a project X poster. Yeah, of course, the movie with the date and then heron station bag thirty three and so and then someone puts together a festival map and this is just her house. 45:46 that they just made up like it was a festival says main stage. It's a trampoline and then the park say and then there's like parking yeah and then there's a beer stand and then it shows the train. Oh, this is crazy yeah and so this starts circulating online and then this really happened. I genuinely I saw this clip. I don't have the actual video of it, but I saw a clip of this and I was convinced that this was an AI clip, but this literally happened. Somebody, believe in Amsterdam got a giant 46:15 poster and unraveled it from yeah. This looks like Photoshop, but this is real yeah. You sure I am. I'm very conflicted this. I tried to find the this looks like it looks fake. This looks very fake, but everywhere I look says that this is real. I know. I don't know that looks fake. So anyway, either way, even if it's even if it's how small those cars are 46:42 even if it is, yeah, but that look at tiny. Those cars are no way that's real and then no one could drive those cars and then heineken starts running this ad on Facebook. There's no way and that that that translates to see you tonight. No way that's how big of an internet meme. They think it's just a meme. They're just playing along with the internet meme. They don't think this is actually going to happen either because now it's like heineken ran this ad yeah 47:12 Heineken was like we're doing it no, and so this is becoming a really big deal right, and so after these things start to happen, we're now a day out from the event is we had to know about this. Were we watching this in real time? I don't remember this. I mean this was international. None of it was in English, so like we probably it wasn't in our feeds. Maybe it yeah, maybe some people leaked over, but for the majority of it yeah, it didn't. 47:40 guess some of the kids in vane or missionaries. They probably would have seen it and so by the night before the event. So there had been I said the two fifty five thousand people got invited. We were at thousand happening yeah six thousand people accepted the invite. Okay, six thousand people were saying they were going to come by the night before the party. There was thirty thousand people who accepted the invite and so at this point the mayor sees this nightmare is freaking out. 48:07 Yeah, he's losing his mind. He's like we have nothing for them to do. He's in his office. He's like if we had city hall, which he's not supposed to be in. No, he has his own office. It's a supply class. don't know about it. Yeah, it's a secret office. It's like the toys are crazy. Is that all the staff is treating him like he's also a mayor. All the staff for the day. There's co mayors or co mayors like no, he's not. He's not a co mayor. He didn't even run 48:37 he's been here for thirty years. That's not how this works yeah rub. He's been the nightmare for thirty years. Yeah, you've only been the day, mayor for to like an office. Okay, what's he got to do to get it off? So they're preparing. They think thirty thousand people are going to descend on this town. So finally he is like okay. I think I got to do something about this, so what he does the night before yeah. So what he does is he holds a press conference and he says no there's no part don't come 49:06 yeah, which is you know when you look at teenagers and you go hey guys don't. 49:15 Hi guys. It's me, the day mayor. Hi guys. It's me, the day mayor. 49:28 And I'm just making sure that you know that whatever you're planning is not happening. Thank you for your attention to this matter. So, yeah, that's what he does. And meanwhile, somebody else on the on uh the city council basically goes above his head and goes to like the local. 49:54 what's the word I'm looking for like the the Department of Transportation and is like hey shut down the trains like we got to do something here and so they barricade all the roads going into the city and then they take all the street signs down because no one can find out where they're going. Yeah, that's the idea okay and then so they take all the street signs down, which is I think what the what the nightmare was saying yeah, we'll call him nightmare was like you're just going to end up creating chaos. 50:22 where like if they don't have anything to do, they're they're coming. Yeah, they're gonna be here. Yeah. And so she talked to the police and the police ended up getting all they're like everyone's on tonight. You got to work tonight. And so it's like 50 police officers that were going to be out there all night watching over the event to make sure nothing got crazy. And then they also went to every liquor store, every bar, and they're like, got to close tonight. You can't sell any alcohol tonight. And so like everybody shut like the town essentially shuts down uh for that night in preparation of maybe this ends up being really bad. 50:51 Okay. And that night rolls around and uh lots of kids show up. So the the official estimate is somewhere between four and six thousand kids actually showed up. Oh my gosh. They arrived by trains. A lot of them walked from other towns. A lot of them drove and they got to the barricades and they just walked and walked from where the barricades were and they all brought their own alcohol. They all brought their own stuff. 51:21 and they just get outside the house and at seven thirty like it's just a giant crowd by the time seven thirty rolls around. Meanwhile, merit and her family. I've pronounced her name different every time. I think Mertes is how you pronounce it. Mertes and her family are watching through the window of their house and you started Marith and now you're going mayor. I'm pretty sure it's Mertes. Maybe it's Merta Merta. It's Merta Merta. That's it is Merta 51:53 So murder or failure, watching out the windows, I can't believe people don't like this part and they start to feel unsafe. 52:02 I just can't believe they stayed. I think that's what I would do different. If I if my daughter accidentally invites fifty thousand people to our house, I think I'm going to go to a hotel for the night, so they stayed and she's seen the movie and so she's like mom, they're going to the house down in the movie and so her and her mom. They go to her aunt's house. Her dad's like I'm going to protect this dad. I'm to fight off six thousand people down the collie colkins. 52:32 put a bunch of ornaments by the window. You say McCauley Culkin yeah. I was trying to edit our Christmas clips on several times. You called him Cully McCaulkin, Cully McCaulkin, Cully Culk. So yeah, so they know that he's married to. I don't know if he's married, but he's like yeah, they're married a song. They're mad. You know, she just calls a Mac. Yeah, that's a that's nice. That crazy Mac anyways to bring a song. Yeah Mac. Yeah, uh 53:02 Yes. What? I didn't even say anything. Did you hear? Did you hear that? Oh my gosh. Why did you spit that out? What's wrong with you? None of us say anything. Nobody did anything to you. What the heck dog? 53:24 now the whole room smells like a arctic vibe. It smells like astro vibe, which was that Arctic. What did you what you spit that for? It's Arctic. I'm gonna be a moment to collect myself. Were you trying to make a joke? Did you think of a joke in your head? No, I just thought it was weird like the timing. I was like we're in the middle of a bit and I just took a big swing of this art, but I was like that's really weird. It's really weird that I just took a giant swing of this thing. It's really worth it. 53:53 I'm gonna do it again. I'm gonna do it again. I my my throat is hurting. You sound like a beetle juice. Don't say it again. Oh gosh spit that on the carpet to to wash off the Arctic vibe. Oh my gosh, okay. I was even about to make a joke. I was waiting for you to take your sip, so I could be like yeah she she's the blonde one in sweet life. 54:23 and then you just went for it yourself. 54:31 all right. Let's wrap it up so so her dad is just like I'm gonna her dad's gonna marry Brenda song. He's staying on the front porch. This is my chance yeah, so they leave. They go say at her own house and the party. It starts out honestly a great time. Everybody's out there. They're singing songs. I mean they are drinking a ton, but they're just singing songs are having a good time. There is this early like 55:00 budding YouTube channel called Stuck TV. Stuck.tv, which is like a Dutch YouTube channel, had 500 subscribers. They're filming the whole event. And this is before live streaming or anything like that, but they're filming the whole event. it starts out like a kind of like a... 55:22 sorry, so I kind of like a good time like yeah. People made shirts. They're all wearing these shirts with the Facebook like on it. I'm showing you a picture. I don't know if you saw oh project X yeah, they're all having a good time. The guy behind or not teenagers. No one in this photo is a teenager, a couple of them. I think the guy, couple of them got the front is a couple guys in the left. Yes, yeah, but then there's a bunch of olds 55:50 Yeah, I think a bunch of people were like, I got this. Yeah, this is a big event. We should all go. Yeah, sure. Yeah, because I think it's spread to the point where I wasn't just high schoolers, of course, course, sharing it. Yeah, and so the police see this and the police are like a lot more people here. There's like fifty of us. The police are very clearly like nervous and they call him back up. Back up shows up and it's the reports are a little foggy. What happens next? There's some reports that you see 56:19 that the crowd starts to get a little anxious, like there's not anything happening. And so they start to find stuff to do. But there's also reports where the police are like, okay, we need to shut this down. so the police, whoever did it first, isn't clear. There's two storylines where the party got a little out of hand, started getting out of hand because there was nothing to do. The other report is the police started like pushing on the party to push them out and throwing like, 56:48 flash bangs essentially and like they had like riot shields and they're pushing them out. I try to push you were in twenty twenty when the when the protests were happening and there was the bike squad. Yeah, I make fun of this all the time. Your thoughts on the stuff aside, you cannot be like I don't care how back the blue you are. You can't watch the video of the bike team rolling up with their bikes and going 57:12 move back, move back, move by I'm telling you, I respect police officers. I would punch that guy in the mouth. Well, that's I mean, I think that's essentially what happened because these guys are they've got that's that's a trash can lid. Like I don't know what that's a that's like a laundry hamper. Yeah, that's like that they're using as like a shield with all right helmet on yeah and they're like pushing these people back, but there are 57:39 you know what the situation you're in is there six thousand drunk teenagers right and like fifty co. There's like three thousand drunk teenagers and also a bunch of older a bunch of drunk adults and so open start pushing yeah. So they start pushing and the teenagers are like there's way more of us and there are them as the teenagers are throwing bottles at the cops. They're pushing the cops back to turn into a thing and so yeah. So I actually escalate and one thing leads to another uh 58:07 kids start throwing over park benches. They start breaking stuff right. They start like obviously they're throwing bottles. Nightmare stands up and shoots a gun into the air. This is my town right now there's a fire behind him. He says I want to shoot all of you. If you don't leave right now, they're like whoa, whoa, 58:26 this guy's in charge. This guy's in charge and he doesn't have any. He gets carried away on the on the throne. Now he's he's the king of the king of the party, even during the daytime, even through the day time they threw the other guy out yeah through the other guy into that fire fire. They burned his house. They burned him down, so they burned him so then and then someone ah someone someone okay. So this teenager he gets like tackled by the cops and there's a video of them with their little baton just like 58:55 beating this teenager, and so he climbs and he gets away and he's like okay. It's on now and so he just starts he vandalizes like crazy. He's just like yeah, I'm vandalizing this place sure obviously very drunk. He sees somebody I'm banalizing this boy. He's bruised up. He's like oh, that didn't feel good at all. I don't feel good because of you. I'm gonna vandalize you did this you told me to vandalism. This hurts me more than it hurts you. 59:25 he's freaking and a raking stuff. Well, some guy is like okay cool, we're breaking stuff now and so he breaks the book does he breaks the windows on a local supermarket that same kid is like he's just completely yeah release your inhibitions who feel the rate on your skin and so he runs into that supermarket and he just takes like you explain it. I'm gonna be in the background. Sounds good, so he runs into the supermarket and he just takes like twenty packs of cigarettes and everybody sees them 59:54 and they're like oh free stuff and so everybody just storms that supermarket and starts taking all the free stuff. Meanwhile, I imagine the movie my eyes were like they're playing. It's funny because they're juxtaposition over like this violent footage of them stealing cigarettes with a fun with a song in the background. Yeah, yeah and they noticed the guys the stuck dot tv guys are filming everything and so these guys are robbing like actively robbing this so yes and so someone's like 01:00:24 They're filming us. So they go, they attack those guys. oh It turns into like this brawl trying to get the camera. They end up literally climbing up on the roof. People are chasing them up to the roof with this camera. And this moment kind of just erupts because now it's like, it's not just like some people are breaking some stuff. It's like chaos is starting to And so the crowd starts opening up into this like pockets of just chaos. And I'm not exaggerating when I say people start flipping cars. 01:00:52 They start throwing bricks through windows. They start setting cars on fire. They start piling things up and setting things on fire. They take all the shopping carts from the the supermarket and they start throwing it around. Oh yeah. This this just escalates to into a ridiculous level. Yeah. So then the police are like we need a lot of help. And so eventually they are able to contact all the other local municipalities. Five hundred cops descend on the town. 01:01:20 and over the course of a few hours they end up managing to break up this whole right holy cow. Thirty four people get arrested. Luckily nobody like died. A lot of people got injured like seriously injured. Yeah town was just demolished. They actually I mean the mayor will get to how the mayor handle this. I guess because he's got to go yeah, so they had the next day they threw they threw what they called Project Clean Up X where everybody cleaned up the town. 01:01:45 together and all the townspeople came together. Oh, I would not. I was so mad. And so the whole town came together and cleaned up. And ironically, like by that afternoon, they managed to clean up the whole town. Everyone came together, cleaned everything up. ah I mean, there was probably a lot of damage that was of course, but the glass, at least on the ground was cleaned up. Yeah. Tons of tons more teens. They ended up seeking out 100 more teenagers that got arrested for their involvement in the riot. OK, whatever they did, their actions. Some people actually ended up being imprisoned. 01:02:14 for the level of damage that they caused. ah But by and large, considering the scale of this event, was, I mean, there was a lot of property damage and some physical injury, but nothing super severe. um So it could have been way worse. Who it was the worst for, you kind of mentioned it, was Robbats. Everyone was like, you knew about this like three weeks in and you did not take this serious. So there's this big, ah 01:02:44 he gets fired for sure. Yeah, there was a big inquiry into what happened right and eventually he has to take responsibility for it. He resigns and then the night mayor by default has to take over as the mayor. No, I'm second in line. I'm second in command. Yeah, and so we're gonna to a new nightmare. I guess you're right. The chief police actually gets is involved in this whole inquiry too because he was a part of it he did not think it was very serious either. Yeah, so he ends up having to step down 01:03:13 it was this whole big event in Merta. They made her move Merta. They didn't make her move. She moved by choice. Yeah, you just like I can't be it's hard. Everyone knows my address. Everyone knows my and it's also kind of every it's like it's like you through this party and it broke half the town like the town literally burned because of you um and I mean was it her fault? No, did Heineken make a comment? I don't know if I could made a comment. I don't know if they did okay. I didn't get shipped beer 01:03:43 to they they supplied all the alcohol for the uh sorry about that. Sorry, we and says of how is just a bit. We thought this whole thing was a year on the street. We thought this was a joke. We did not realize attached to bricks that said throw me the road. Throw me yeah and every sixth bottle of height again was full of gasoline and there was a cloth sticking out of it. It's very weird. Yeah, it was a weird thing that they did weird PR stuff. 01:04:12 But that's Duck.tv. They posted the video. Oh yeah. it went mega viral. They to this day, they've got over two million followers. They're the biggest Dutch YouTube channel and they just post stuff like it. Honestly, their YouTube channel is what you would think. Like if Steve O and Johnny Knoxville were YouTubers instead, that's their YouTube channel. Yeah. And so that's the type of stuff that they do. And they're they're kicking it to this day. And this was kind of the moment that made their their careers was being there. 01:04:39 isn't that crazy that stevo and johnny noxville probably would just be tick talkers now and they wouldn't be rich. They would just be in their backyard in a small town. Do you think those tick talkers are rich that are doing stuff like that? Here's the thing. Here's the thing. I don't think all of them are well. I would say ninety nine point nine nine nine percent of them are, but I think there's those couple and especially for guys like steve and johnny noxville. I don't know who in them is probably johnny noxville yeah is 01:05:08 they're someone in there, but all this guy is mine to get that on MTV and market that no is the guy behind the camera. It was whatever that guy's name was. I'm saying like all those guys got rich on that yeah yeah, that's crazy. Yeah, you couldn't get. I don't think you could get to the level of fame that they got to well. Maybe I don't know because there's guys like we got tick talkers and stuff that are super famous and rich for doing stupid stuff. It's not the same stupid stuff, but it's also stupid stuff. Yeah, so I don't know, but anyway, that is a good point. 01:05:36 ah all that to say project X Nashville happening next week, January twenty seven. Let's get fifty five thousand people there burn it to the ground. Play that on the news fiddle. Yeah, but put the fiddle music behind us breaking into stuff. 01:05:56 it's a funny juxtaposition right, because it's like you know someone breaking through the windows and stealing cartons of cigarettes, but also the fiddle music plan. It's also Alex just yon. We gotta get out of here. We gotta get out of here. It's also not licensed. All right guys. Hey, thanks for taking out this episode. If you like this, here's another episode. The Bull Island party that also got way out of hand. It's originally it's like the fire festival of the seventies or whenever it happened. It was a good 01:06:18 It was a good episode. I think you'd like it a lot. Go check it out. I don't remember a lot of details. Maybe I'll go really listen to it. If you want next week's episode right now, you can join us on patreon. You get next week's episode right now and it's ad free. I I freaking hate advertisements and I know you do too, so just give us the money instead of making us take it from you. 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In 2012, a teenage girl in the Netherlands planned a simple birthday celebration. She wanted friends, music, and a normal night at home. One mistake on Facebook changed everything. What followed became known as Project X Haren, one of the most infamous internet-driven events ever recorded. This story shows how a single online error can spiral into real-world chaos. It … Read More

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00:00 Hey, I love the listen this podcast and what I love more is that every show that I've been doing more and more till and fans have been coming and saying that they drove for hours to be at this show. And so if that's you, you want to come see me do some stand up. You got plenty of opportunities. January 27th, 28th. I'll be filming my comedy special in Nashville. That's a really big thing. If you can make it to those shows, I would love to see you there. And then I'll be doing new material. February 12th. I'll be in Houston, Texas on February 14th, Valentine's day. I'll be in Plano, which is near Dallas. 00:28 February 20th. I'll be in Kingsport, Tennessee, which is in Tennessee and then very 21st. I'll be in Fredericksburg, Virginia. February 22nd. I'll be in Charlotte, North Carolina at the comedy zone there. February 27th. I'll be in Milton, West Virginia. That's right. We're going everywhere, baby. February 28th. I'll be in Raleigh, North Carolina and March 8th. I'll be in Indianapolis, Indiana. I have plenty of dates. 00:50 You can always check out if you're listening to this in the future. You're like, oh dang, it's November right now and I missed all of those shows. You can always find my shows at jaronmyers.com slash shows. So I really want to see you there. Would love to hang out. Thanks for thanks for coming for real. Thanks for listening to this podcast and thanks for coming to my shows because this is my dream and it's still alive. 01:15 Hey, man. What's up? Have you ever heard of Stuxnet? 01:20 Stuxnet Stuxnet Stuxnet Stuxnet Stuxnet Stuxnet Stuxnet Stuxnet Stuxnet Stuxnet Stuxnet Stuxnet Stuxnet Stuxnet Stuxnet Stuxnet Stuxnet Stuxnet Stuxnet Stuxnet Stuxnet Stuxnet Stuxnet Stuxnet Stuxnet Stuxnet Stuxnet Stuxnet Stuxnet Stuxnet 01:46 that because that was like the era where they were putting they're putting net on the end of something. You know, sounded very high tech. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I did. It would call be Stucks AI today. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 02:11 Yeah, I know it was it's a laughter. It was it since it's yeah, I know all right theme song. uh 02:22 All the names in frozen are German. So it's like if you're watching frozen in German, it's a lot like if you watched, if they change all the names and frozen to be like Matt Anna and Elsa. And it's just like that's just a Brittany. 02:40 Klaus. Chris. 02:52 Okay, so let's begin is June seventeenth, two thousand and ten. You work for a company called a virus block ad at virus block, add a virus block at two thousand and ten is the era. So my this is when I had my job as a uh malware remover at a computer store. Yeah, this was this was the age where window to what that life was like. It was 03:18 I told you this before. Most of the job was people calling and saying their computer didn't work and yours like. Did you try to turn it off and turn it back on and then they would do that on the phone and they would go wow you did it and we would be like all right, that's twenty five dog and then and then they would never yeah, but we would never a lot of what it was was dudes bringing in their computer and being like yeah, it just doesn't work for some reason and then we would be like. Do you think it could probably be the two terabytes of 03:47 videos that you've downloaded onto this thing and there. No, what do you I've never seen those videos before? Yeah, you probably don't part of the all the illegal songs you have on this pro. It's gumming it down a little bit. No, it's I think it's because I downloaded Internet Explorer. I'm sure it is Internet. sure it's Internet. You're right. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, yeah, Internet Explorer sucked though, so no, so back then 04:13 And now I don't even know if this job is as because viruses just aren't as common anymore. mean, I was just were very common before. Yeah, yeah, there's still a random pop ups and it would just start opening all this stuff and like it was yeah. I mean, ever since I got a Mac, I've never well, there's still a thing, but the problem is you can get a lot more money and data from attacking a website than you can an individual right personal computer. Right, right, right. And so like those things like there's just not as much of a 04:43 market for exactly black market for it, I guess, and it's also the juice isn't really worth the squeeze because like it's easier to just email someone and trick them than it is to get a virus on their machine. Of course, like you don't need a fire, but early in the days it was that was very, you know, you to look out for that. You get viruses on computer. was a big thing. It would disable your whole machine. You know he had to bring it into us. We'd have to on download certain that we had special software that then 05:10 detected where those things were. It also was kind of the wild, like certain files. It was yeah, it was very intricate like web that that was before web browsers had like they would show. Oh hey, this is a dangerous website. You write to proceed like there was just a lot of stuff like it was kind of wild west and it's like easier to stumble upon something sketchy. Yeah. Now all you do is just go to Facebook. That's true. That's right. There's like six websites now. 05:35 and that's but also as more things have become app based yeah, that's rather than web based. You're not opening as we're on the links on apps anymore on the web anymore. You're opening links through apps and if you think it's going to be sketchy, you just do it on your work computer instead. That's right. So Stuxnet 2010 yeah, it's June 17th, 2010. Okay, and we're we're where Belarus. Okay, and so this company it's called um Virus Block Ada. 06:05 and that's like a literal just translation. I don't know what I'm assuming. A D A means something. Yeah. Ada means something in Belarusian, but I do not know. I don't know if Bella Rujan is the language they think there. I know that just keep going. People from Belarus are called Belarusians. I know that for sure. Sure. They probably just speak Russian. I'm guessing because I'm so know that state. Sure. They speak Russian, but they're like, well, it's Bella Russian here. 06:34 anyways, so they get a normal support quest and don't stop. I hear the thing we installed this timer and you look at this time all the time now and it's this passive aggressive way where I'm doing a bit and you don't think it's worth our time and you just look up at the time here. You're doing it now as I'm talking about it, which I realize is kind of funny because you're also breaking the third wall a little bit, but you're also thirteen so annoying five sixteen. 07:01 Tim has a long time you spent on that bit. It's not. It was a bit. It was a genuine thing of me. This was that you want genuine laughter and genuine complaining about your behavior. Just edit, edit him out, edit me out of this podcast here. Let me get you a shot without being it so that way you could just make me be gone. 07:24 So. 07:28 This is really hard to turn. 07:31 So Stuxnet is a malicious computer worm first uncovered on seventeen June two thousand and ten and thought to have been in development since at least two thousand five. You're going to spoil the story. Sure, I don't want you to spoil it. Okay, so this company that virus blocker is a is a company. Yeah, so they get one of their clients reaches out and says hey, we got this this virus. Take a look at it. Tell us how to fix it okay, and so they send 08:01 they send all the email was written in English or Belarusian probably fell. I'm assuming because they knew how to read it. Nobody you can only speak the language. This was the twenty ten. You can only see the local language that my Dennis. This is what I these where I keep looking at the clock. Dude, that's a throw away joke. I know I do it and then you go and I made it better. What if we for I took it through a joke and I caught it and I held on to it I made it a good joke. I mean the fun joke that we can hang out on for a minute parked it 08:31 So they are looking at the virus. They're looking at the virus. Yeah, here's the thing. Most viruses that they get in, they're very rudimentary. Right. You look at it for a few minutes, you figure out how it works and you can develop a fix for it. Right. They get into this thing and they're like, this is different. And this actually ended up taking them six months to figure out how this virus worked. And they took it to the press and it 09:00 changed the world forever. uh The Stuxnet Iris ah because how do I, how do I illustrate this? The client that they had was Iran and they Iran had located this. Are you talking about Iran or are you talking about Iran, which is the running app from Apple talking about both? No, I'm talking about the state. 09:30 Iraq and Iran. Is it not Iran? Am I in yeah? I wrong? uh I was I was joking. was yeah, so they're out Iran, Iran, Geez, now I'm self conscious about it. They're out in Ron. No, it was Iran was their client. They sent in this virus and I ran. I ran 10:05 I'm never going to say this right in this episode. I know you've me up now. You I'm pretty sure it's pronounced. I got me all messed up. I'm pretty sure it's a run. You just did both ways. You just did both versions. I say it the same way. Well, you said I'm pretty sure it's pronounced. I ran and he said I'm pretty sure it's pronounced I run. Okay, you did both of them. You're in my head. I know you know you're in and you're driving it in okay, so a calm down buddy. 10:34 their client was the state of Iran. Let's take some deep. Let's do this. 10:41 so much wasted time. Please talk. Please keep talking. Tell a story. Thank you. All right. Don't look at the clock. I was trying to Zen out so I Ron they were the client. 10:56 Which is neither of them. There's Iran and Iran and you went Iran. oh 11:15 Oh, I love it. Iran, the run company is hired by the run by the country of Iran. Yes, and so the country of Iran, they have a a facility called Natanz and a tons is a nuclear facility. Oh yeah, and they were essentially what they uncovered. They took this to the press. They're like okay, so this is an interesting little bit of code that we found because this code was uh 11:44 very sophisticated. It featured four zero day exploits, which do know what is your day exploit is yeah? Scribe it to me. No, that's your job and if you're going to lie, describe it me. Why would I lie here? I know what it is, but you I describe it better, but I think you should tell. I think you tell everyone else. Yeah, I think you should tell everyone. is your day exploit 12:12 is it is an exploit in a computer software right that did not exist before. No one knew about this until the day it was exposed right and so there's not a fix out there right. We're going to have to fix it. It's days. have zero days to fix. The problem is the concept because it's out there. The virus is exploiting it right. 12:35 you are trying to so there are four zero day exploits inside this and zero to exploits are there's no common fix for it already. You got to you have zero days to fix it right, so like you've got to fix this today. They're the most complicated exploits out there right. There are bug bounty programs where companies will literally pay millions of dollars if you find these and show them to them because they're that pick of a deal um and they are because other ex other most viruses that we were dealing with at the computer shop that are infecting 13:05 personal computers were things that we used existing software to identify and remove those viruses because they were known and that that's what I'm saying. Yeah like they were you know we could figure out which files to delete. We like we knew how those worked. Yeah, this is something that's like oh we have no idea how this is working and we also have no fix for it yeah to have four zero to exploits is unbelievable, unbelievable, 13:37 yeah. Okay, so here's what it is. What a guy's, what it is. We're looking at a pretty good mood. I don't know what happened, but Tim is like that guy is always fully crashing out over here and like I'm or for real try to do the other. So okay, so 14:00 I don't know what it was about the rad thing. know I didn't know I to bother. I'm sorry I would. It was a was a worthless bit. It wasn't worth. Let's pick it made me feel like a word. This person 14:13 I don't know how to say I ran and it makes me so Iran. uh 14:30 So the way it worked is this uh worm found its way into their computer system. Yeah. And it spent a full month. The code was written to where it was spent a full month just monitoring how the systems worked. Okay. And then essentially recorded everything that happened, recorded all the data and then it built lookalike data. So that way when it executed its attack, it could show that data to the end users. 15:00 that were running things and say, look, everything's fine. This is what is happening. So that was one of their exploits within there. The other thing that they did is they went to a series of gas centrifuges and they essentially turned up the pressure on these centrifuges to where they're going to break. what they, what they figured, Oh, well what, what it was designed to do, I should say, wasn't to just make it to where it's going to hit this limit and then just explode. Right. 15:29 It was going to increase the pressure enough to where it's going to cause a little bit of damage, but then it was going to decrease the pressure to show that lookalike fake data to all the people monitoring the systems while it was increasing the pressure without actually causing any severe damage. over the course of months and months and months, they just, every so often, this worm would increase the pressure on the systems, cause a little bit of damage, show that fake data, bring it back down. Nobody there knew what was going on. 15:57 until eventually they did this enough times where all that pressure damaged all these to the point where they weren't usable. And the engineers at, this was the Natanz nuclear facility, were getting very confused because they were like, we keep having these centrifuges get over pressure and we're seeing damage that looks like over pressure, but we don't have any data that shows any over pressure ever happening. And so they were really racking their brains on how this was possible. 16:26 They were going back through their code to try to figure out the reporting systems. They were going through all of the actual physical hardware on these centrifuges to figure out is there some sort of leak or something that's causing this or something that's breaking because they couldn't figure out why it was happening. And they did this. This worked for a handful of months where this just slowly kept working up these centrifuges. The other thing, and so this was a very ah surgical worm to where it was 16:55 providing that fake data to where they wouldn't be able to see that something was actually wrong. was working very slowly because they could have just bumped those up to a hundred and blew them all up. Sure. And then it would be over. But what it appeared and what the Belarusian company kind of concluded from the code was they didn't want whoever built this worm didn't want this to be evident that a virus did the damage. 17:18 They wanted the people at the Natanz facility to think that their calculations were wrong. Yeah, that they were making some sort of mistake. Not that they were destroying something. And so what is very strange... Which is just gaslighting. Yeah, it'd actually be more fun if we convinced the scientists that they're a little wrong. 17:38 Thanks for watching our show. you like it, a great way to help out is by being a Patreon supporter. 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But if not, right back to the episode, right? 18:30 It's like it's anonymous with their little masks in their warehouse somewhere and they're wait wait wait make it slower to take down your scientists by making them 18:46 insecure feel like they're really bad persons. Oh, you don't know how to say you're on the machine. The machine were just a case. She's like I'm over. She would occasionally say I ran and so they'd be like am I saying it wrong? Are you said? Did you say Iran? I ran? I've grown up here and I don't. said I ran like I'm saying a nuclear program. 19:14 They have nuclear. Did I say nuclear weird nuclear? What did I say? You said nuclear is nuclear 19:28 I that you knew that all you had to do was say nuclear weird and I would immediately think that oh I said nuclear weird and then now you're saying it the same way both times. First of all, I did not say the same all times all right. I hate so much that this is working on me. I need so much that so under my skin, nothing in the data shows that you're can't hear this out. Tim's for you, it's firing on all cylinders and 19:59 Tim's... there's no readings for this. We have no data that shows where he's broken. Reset, reset, reset! 20:09 you're doing exactly what my baby does. Call your like so you have experiences. You don't go to the gym, but when I go to the gym and I'm pressing dumb bells two hundred pounds and so freaking it's jamming my hand into the button on my watch so bad. Well, it's not even that it hurts. It's that my watch starts doing the thing where it's like SOS doing and I'm like you're like a frick. No, that 20:37 almost the exact same thing happens, but I'll be changing my son's diaper and like you're holding his legs and like doing the right goes and he sees the screen and he just starts tapping it and ah he can't. I can't your kid is already an iPad baby and your wife doesn't want him to look at screens, but then she didn't account for your apple watch and he gets and he's addicted to your apple watch. He's like he really does like reach at it like hit it and do stuff with it and like he's not 21:05 he's not aware. Oh yeah, my kids screen time. I just let him look at my apple watch a little bit. Look at my watch and it drives me crazy because I'm so stressed that he's gonna like call like a client or something. I'm like oh hey, sorry, I'm changing my son's diaper. That was him. I can't hang up. You're gonna have to do it. My answer full of poop. 21:25 My hands are full of poop and my shoes are full of pee! 21:36 so the Belarusian company just like they were they were very. They were telling Iran. Hey, this code looks like it's just designed to mess with your scientists. Well, that's exactly what this I mean close to what they said. Yeah, I know they said what's strange. What's strange is there's this one side of it that is like very surgical, very precise. We're going to sneak in essentially and like trick you into thinking everything and but then there's this other side of the system. Yeah, 22:06 And the other side of the system is just going to the centrifuges and just revving up the RPMs as high as they can to like blow up the centrifuges. Okay. So like that's very less surgical. Like they're just like, okay, what if we do this thing? But then what if also we just go maxed out? Yeah. Right. And so over the course of a few years, this system is this virus is running wild inside the Natanz nuclear facility. What do you got under the table? What are you doing? Okay. 22:35 this is running wild. This is this running wild in the tons and stop that stop doing that stop doing what? Oh my God. Okay, so stop to it. No, that was genuine. Stop doing what I don't know. You just freaking me out. Just guys, I go look at the time, stay with the video for this feels like you're going to do something. I really just feels like you're I opened the coke zero. I took a sip and then I looked at Alex and he's over here like freaking quick 23:06 quit doing that bro. I would not have done that. I that or on joke. If I knew that it was going to crash you out like this dude, I don't know why it did it just really hey. I'm really sorry. Do you want to reset? You want to start over? No, okay, good so hey man, so 23:27 I used to run at this time in my life. Just so you know, I was running an online forum called Ninja, nerd, assassins of malware, where we would help people solve their computer problems through an online forum. This is real yeah yeah. I don't I'm worried that that's still out there. I guess it's probably not for sure. Let's check yeah Ninja nerd. Well, now it's owned by somebody else, an engineer dot org, somebody bought it 23:56 No, I mean I didn't own the dot org for it, but this is online learning platform for medicine and science stupid, an engineer does also. I don't feel like that branding works for that like concept wow. Okay, so it's this is crazy that this still exists. This is my logo. I'm not going to give anyone the I'm not going to give anybody the I mean it's falling apart, but do see the 24:27 Oh, was this photo bucket? No, this was a but look, ninja nerd, assassins of malware. That's crazy and then yeah, you could. I mean all the like all the other bridges are dead because yeah yeah yeah. I used links for these images. Oh yeah yeah, but that's crazy that that's still that's pretty wild. Some of our patrons will find that this is a challenge and for those of you, there's a couple of you that I'm thinking of that. I think are going to find it 24:56 you know who you are. That's crazy. I guess I could try to log in and see if the things posted there. It would be hilarious if that becomes your website like jaronmyers dot com just links to that and that's where you just ninja nerf. Should I bring back online forums shy, my forum or sick? I mean that's basically what our that's kind of what our discord is honestly though. Like if you think about it, 25:20 what's that? What's that mailing list thing that's really big right now? I'm drawing a blank on its name, sub stack, sub stack, yes, sub stack is like we're taking a step towards that. I mean I've thought about writing more because I would like to do a book one day, just a memoir about my time in the N B A and pretty funny about how you know why I mean that's just a novel. oh 25:51 I'm freaking right a novel about his life in a novel, a lies is life. Yeah, no, but I thought about starting a sub stack. I don't know. I just I miss I would log in every day and I would see like oh, I've got like eight messages like eight responses to my comments and honestly I really loved. I don't know what this was. I have talked about on the show before too, because I helped with the support team for the forum itself and so like I just liked I had templates saved yeah. 26:19 first like somebody asked how to do this and I would just click that template and respond. I liked how that was people. That was an interesting era of the internet because things could just be found like you didn't have to have a budget, a marketing budget to get yourself on the first page of good right like you could just be out there and people could find it and there were and I had like friends who I'm sure were just fifty eight year old dudes. Yeah, you know yeah and we were told in your address and I was like here's my address. Here's my phone number yeah yeah and that's anyway. That's crazy 26:48 Yeah, that's crazy. I don't know who messaged me on Rune scape the other day, but I saw the message and then I was on my phone playing so I couldn't respond to you, but know that I saw that message because someone messaged me and just said. Do you pray? That's why I text you and that's so fun. ah So whoever that was, thanks for doing that. I've been out here playing. He's been clicking the 27:11 No, I'm fishing right now. I'm fishing and cooking. I was I was clicking the crab, clicking the crab, I can and then there was a giant crab that I was really complicated stuff. You wouldn't get out and you wouldn't you wouldn't say you were for like a week. He would click. Literally all he did was click on a crab. That was the game. He would click on a crab every few minutes and that was the game he was playing for like a week and a half, but you got like very high level for it. 27:37 Sorry, you can just screen time. Sorry, I would take this to my watch. 27:46 No, I would set a timer. You can attack the crab and then every ten minutes the crab dies and you got to attack it again and so would just I would be working and I would go set a nine and a half minute timer and then I would do the work and it would go off and I would wait like you know and I'd click the new crab that would pop up and I would just go back to work and you're a judge me for that he's clicking the crab whatever do whatever I don't care. 28:12 I'm under his skin. I'm under his skin. That is Mario. So anyway, ninja nerd, so that Costco dog is my user name on runescape on runescape by the way. So for years yeah this the engineers at this facility were like we can't figure out what's going on here okay and eventually years yeah for years. When did they first discover it? Two thousand ten two thousand ten they brought it to this company to be like we think this might be a virus okay. 28:41 um and so that's when but do we know when they discovered it two thousand ten? So they found it in two thousand ten and they said we think that there might be a virus in this system and then four years after no they found in two thousand ten, but four years before that it had been wreaking havoc. Oh God, it okay. Okay, so for four years it's been wreaking havoc. Yes, they've had this virus for four years yeah and they'd just recently figured out God. They went to this company in Belarus and said hey, can you figure out what's going on here um and so 29:12 The what's really interesting about this is they were in what's they they had what's called an air gap in cyber security where it sounds like what it is. You have a gap of air between you and your system right and like you're not connected to the internet and in the case of this facility this facility was an underground facility and it was in the middle of the desert where literally there was not an electronic device for miles from this facility and so there was no way to get a virus 29:42 into this facility without physically walking into this facility. Okay, and so there's a few theories about how this happened uh and it's hard to pin down for sure what is true. What I think is probably likely is I think that there was two versions of this that got into the facility based on the stories that are out there. The first story that you hear in the story that were circulated pretty widely early in the like the when this hit the public right was it was a usb stick right 30:11 right, right, and so somebody somewhere got a usb stick that was infected and they didn't really know they plugged it in and it infected the system and that's what's really interesting like early computer viruses and ah they worked this way. They were floppy disks and cd roms and yeah and usbs that had a virus on it and you didn't know that they had it and you just put it in ah and then I think that's how I got a virus was I had it well because I had a usb stick 30:41 and that was great man. That's bringing in so many memories. I had I had a whole like uh like a travel case yeah of USBs yeah that one was like you know actual homework and stuff and then I had another one that was like all the software that I used to get viruses off of computers yeah, so I could get it off my friend's computer. If it's a go, let me plug this in and do it and then I had another one that was a uh Nintendo emulator yeah that had every Nintendo game 31:10 ever made on it. That's cool and then I had another one that was just my music and I literally I had the USP port in my pickup truck and I would plug it so I would just have a USP stick sticking straight out from my radio and that's how I listen to music in my car. Yeah, that's sick. That's crazy. Yeah, you know, I'm thinking a lot about lately what I I don't know what it is about being a thirty year old person. I'm thirty one uh 31:37 but like do you ever have the urge to just buy a Ford Ranger like an old for yeah, you know, like I was worse. Listen, I don't talk about like old. I'm talking about like a two thousand one. You know, like yeah, they were they were very cool trucks. I mean or like you know, buying like a uh old for what for an f one fifty or like an old chevy like of course you everyone wants to buy like a an eighties pickup truck right yeah. 32:07 like a two thousand two for Ranger, you know yeah. Those four Rangers were dealt though they had the sideways seats in the back, so you could stare at the other pass. That's what I'm saying. We've talked about on the podcast for sure. Yeah, I that. I love that so much so you can touch knees. Yeah, you can. Let's touch knees. She's the back. My for I don't think it was a let's touch knees. That's the ease of the back of my friends for a 32:30 hey, do you want to touch knees in the back of my friends Ford Ranger? Yeah, and then you get back there and there's like all these dummies that he's dressed up. I know, but I thought like thing. I kind of want like an old pick up. I mean they are like they're there. Maybe it's the nostalgia for like having like literally my old truck. You know, I think there. I think that's part of it. I think I think it does take you back to a simpler time. Yeah, also like those trucks were so much more practical. They had 33:00 much larger truck bed and like they were just cool. They were so cool. Yeah, they really were so busy. The bench seat dude being able to like I mean come on man. Yeah, you know being a yeah, I know exactly what you're going to prom. You got your arm around a girl. There's no seat belts. You got a red. No seat belt. Yeah. 33:23 but it's okay. It's a bit of a school to prom with the girl you wanted to go to prom with your days in the hospital, but like you shot survive. She survived the prom. You stitches in your chair and you're like yeah, she's in the hospital. The girl you wanted to go to her seat belt. I did though did so. I just got some glass in my jaw, so 33:50 yeah, the girl you wanted to go with feels bad for you and says okay, I'll ditch my date and I'll dance with you. Oh, that involves her ditching her date too. Yeah, she's like I he got no car. know what's crazy. He got into a car accident the way here. The breaks did work. God, that's that's crazy. I was crazy. I don't know how to have them. I don't understand how that's very weird. Do you want to go touch the back of my friends for Ranger 34:19 uh I mostly a stall for where we were in high school, but you know that's crazy. I didn't have the extended cab either. My parents weren't like the reason my parents got me a pickup truck. I think it was smart because they were like you can only have two people in here max yeah. That's that was smart on them. My parents gave me a pickup truck, but it was more of just like there wasn't like it was a hand me down truck. Yeah, it's kind of easy to buy some pickup truck yeah yeah yeah. uh 34:47 it's kind of like I think never mind. We don't need to talk about these trucks anymore, so the other theory about how this got in there. Sorry yeah, we don't have a time left the other theory about how this little off the other. Sorry, we would be a stall. There was there was this Dutch engineer yeah. He's thirty six year old, thirty six years old. His name is Eric van Sabin okay and Eric worked for like a heavy transport logistics company, yet supplied 35:16 parts and different things for heavy machinery like facilities that had heavy machinery and he as a spy movie where someone has a virus on the US be right now. Yeah, I'm trying to break into the facility and then they're trying to find a computer that has a USP port still, but there's no USP's in this building. What are you talking about? Just plug it into the computer where 35:43 where do I pull and use his laptops and take some home? Yeah, there's nothing. There's nothing on this computer is all just the iPad airs, iPod airs, and then he plugs it in and it comes and it's his it's his Nintendo and emulator and he's like I grab the wrong uh 35:59 I killed 10 people on the way in here to put this Nintendo game on this theater. 36:08 I'm gonna beat it real quick. ah 36:24 I hate losing. He's more mad. Okay, anyway. 36:34 Hey, thanks for listening to this episode of things. I learned last night. If you liked the show, you want to support us, we've got merchandise that you can get and it's good stylish stuff that I made. put a lot of work into this stuff, so it's great to find other tilling fans in the wild and be like, wait a minute. I know that shirt. And so yeah, we would love for you to do that. You can pop over to shop.tillin.com or the QR code or there's a link in the description. There's plenty of ways to find it. We promise we made it super easy. So thanks for supporting the show and thanks for listening. 37:04 he is a he has a this come here. He works for this company okay, and they get a contract to supply water pumps to the Natanz station. Okay, he gets a call from the Dutch government and the Dutch government says hey while you're there, they say I've ever thought about being a spy and so he uh agrees and they basically like he takes the water pumps to the Dutch version of the CIA. 37:34 and they install some software on the water pumps and he doesn't really know what's going on. He brings those water pumps to Iran. uh Iran. And he goes there and what's interesting, his wife grew up there and so her whole family lives out there. oh So they make a trip out of it. They go there. They're spending like New Year's with her family. He goes, he does the installation and something scares him while he's there. 38:04 like he almost figures out what's going on. I don't know if he knew from the start. It's it's not clear how much he was aware of figures out what's going on is in like oh they've got nukes. I don't know if it's they got nukes, but there's something about his time there where he goes and he does the installation okay and he comes home and he's like we're leaving right now and he's like we need to leave the country. We gotta get out of here. We gotta get out and there's no clear evidence of what exactly happened like if he figures something out or if he said something he shouldn't have, but he leaves the country. 38:32 Okay, this was late two thousand eight going into two thousand nine like because of like a new year's event. They were sure they go home and what's really interesting is later that same month in January two thousand nine he's in Dubai and he's riding his motorcycle when all of a sudden he's involved in a crash. That's a single vehicle crash where he breaks his neck and he dies and investigators claim that there's no sign of foul play. Okay, but the theory 39:02 is that someone sabotage his bike because they found his connection to something. I always do bits at really unfortunate times because we just talked about cutting the brakes on someone's Ford Ranger and then you're like yeah, someone sabotage his bike. Okay, and what's interesting is there was an anonymous source in the Intel Intelligence Committee at like the Dutch, the Dutch Intelligence Agency. Yeah, 39:32 and they said he paid a touch is where do is land. 39:41 think it's Germany. Is it Germany? The Netherlands. you. Yeah. So oh the other, the Dutch, but they said he paid a high price. ah So they seem to know like it, what it seems like is he knew too much about what he was saying, what he was doing and he talked about it because it wasn't even a year later that 40:09 the Pete the engineers from around speaking to the Dutch when I was in Italy. Did I tell you about the guys I was on the the Pompeii tour with that they were they were professional theater actors. Well, one was a producer and the other one was the actor and you know the little fella. uh He plays Olaf in the German version of interesting yeah. 40:39 have we talked? We talk about that, so I think we didn't talk about that because like he plays Olaf in like the official version of frozen that tours all over the Netherlands and Germany and all that like it's like the broadway version, whatever their broadway is yeah broadway or whatever the HADER, they call it to broad V, broad V, so yeah. 41:07 interest, but also all the names in frozen are German, so it's like if you're watching frozen in German, it's a lot like if you watched if they change all the names and frozen to be like Matt, yeah, they're just it's like Anna and Elsa and it's just like that's just a normal Brittany. 41:28 Yeah, that is Claus Chris. Yeah, that is it. It feels different off. 41:37 Ola, so they so I pretty sure that's pronounced so. 41:47 so they something happens while he's installing that yeah to be some people get wind of what's going on. Okay, I think the assumption is that they then spend some time trying to source whatever was going on. They couldn't figure it out. They take it to this bar region company, okay, a little over a year later, the original company spends a few months with it trying to so did Iran figure out that it was the Dutch that did that well. It's funny. You should ask well because like even if they didn't install the virus, 42:17 Iran's probably like yeah, you may not install the virus, but we know that you put something in our water pumps. That's weird. What you put in our water pumps? uh So here's what's interesting. The the company from Belarus, they go public with this story and they by this time was really interesting. It's sucks. Next got out. It's not clear how that happened, whether it was someone when they were putting it in the water pumps or something else or some of that USB stick left the facility and ended up spreading 42:46 but now this is infected like thousands of machines around the world. Okay, but it's very clearly built for this one machine in the Natanz nuclear facility. Sure, so they go public with this kind of sharing the story and a bunch of people like start researching it, trying to figure it out. Long story short, the most likely scenario that has been painted there is there has never been an official acknowledgement of this. 43:15 But through like the connecting of lines, like a crazy conspiracy theorist, this has been able to be traced back most likely to the 2006 Operation Olympic Games, which was put together by George W. Bush uh in, was going say, this sounds like an American thing, which was in collaboration with the state of Israel uh to prevent Iran from developing nuclear weapons. Yeah. 43:45 And they had a CULAR. They. 43:50 Say it again. Nuclear. Thank you. uh They identified this facility, but this facility was underground. They knew they could only hit it with heavy bunker buster missiles. Yeah. They did not want to go in with a hot war. They theorized that they could get in with a computer virus. And so this is really the first large scale state to state computer virus that was like inactive war because they essentially bombed the facility. 44:18 from a computer virus right because over the course of the few years that I was in there. How do they? How did the Dutch storyline get blamed for this? Well, I can I can bring that in okay, but over the course of the few years that this system was wreaking havoc. They destroyed George Bush and Israel planted a virus in Iran to take out their nukes allegedly. There's never been an official acknowledgement, but that's very strongly what it looks like. There was 44:48 there was a lot of stuff that it looks like George did. There was a high ranking military official around the time that this was beginning, ah who said, Oh, don't worry, we are taking care of the Iran nuclear capabilities. uh That's not an acknowledgement, right, but with a lot of the other symbols that we have pointing back to them, it does look like they were the ones who did this and also experts in the field have come to this code and they do think that this took 45:17 billions of dollars worth of investment to be able to build this because this appears like you can kind of, as you source through it, you can kind of see years of work as you build out the layers. And so they're like, we think that they were working on this since at the latest point, 1998, and that where they started developing this software. And so there was a point where this computer virus was transformed into this purpose by George Bush in the mid two thousands. And then, uh, 45:47 The deployment is what's really interesting is the official story we heard for a long time or the official theory we heard for a long time was the USB thing, which is possible. it does make a little bit of sense because you could very easily through social coercion or through coming into contact with someone who worked at the facility, find a way to swap USB sticks or something like that, get access to that and be able to do that without ever being caught. 46:17 And that early phase was where you, kind of photograph the system, deploy the fake data, slowly work through the system. Sure. Later, all of a sudden it ramped up and it was moving much quicker. And so what it looks like is there was a slow version to this where it's like, let's move slowly. Let's make sure we don't get caught. Let's cover our tracks. Right. And then that wasn't working fast enough. And what the thought is, is that the U S or somebody within the U S said, make it go faster. 46:45 and so that's that he said like that or he said like make it go fast, probably like make it go faster, probably like that. Now watch this dry now watch this USB dry uh and so then then that's when they were like okay, we got to get it in there, but there's no chance a 47:08 American or Israeli spy is going to get into that facility right like there's no way we even our best spies. They're not going to be able to work their way in there. We need a third party and so that's when they called on the Netherlands and they said hey, you got anyone. I made that up. They called on Deutschland and they said hey, you got anyone who can get into the Iran Natanz facility. 47:36 and they said, let us do some digging. They were, said where 47:41 the Iran Natanz facility or on or on. Oh, you mean or on? Oh, you mean Olaf Olaf, but America, as they said, let us do some digging and that's when they looped in this other guy and so this other guy very much looked like he was a private citizen yeah who the the but that's what I was saying. I think I said that a couple episodes ago about spies is that do we know that he knew that stuff was on there? I don't know if I he was a spy. I was going to say I think the easiest way to do that is like 48:10 hey he's installing his water pumps. Let's put something in the water pumps, but he has not to know that yeah. I think he knew that because I think he knew what was going on. I think that's why he was like we gotta get out of here. I think that was a crucial mistake. I knew too much and that's what I'm saying is that like you like. I think the most effective spies that are spying today don't know that they're spies. Yeah, they have no idea that they're a part of it. Yeah, they're yeah, so that's when 48:36 this new system got installed and then things ramped up to a hundred right. uh But over the course of those few years over a thousand centrifuges were were damaged. And so there are debates on how far this pushed back the nuclear program there. Some say as much as three or four years. Some say as little as six months. uh It's very contested on how much damage was actually done there. But this was the first case of a state to state. Well, 49:04 allegedly a state to state actor who damaged physically damaged something right through a vice software. Yeah, and so this is really the first uh actual uh obvious cyber warfare in history and it opened up kind of a Pandora's box to say oh hey, this is possible. Yeah, this is something that's worth taking public investment into. So what we do know is when President Obama was inaugurated, ah this was something between 49:34 ah presidencies that they passed a baton and they said, keep this operation going because there's something valuable here. ah And it very much looks like new versions of Stuxnet had been developed under Obama's presidency and used in different applications. Nothing as consequential as this program, but there were situations where it looked like it had been deployed. ah And since then there have been multiple other computer viruses from other different states. 50:04 to attack different systems. So Stuxnet is kind of like the Manhattan project of your computer. 50:15 and I probably could have got it off there. If they had just gone to my form to me as a sophomore in high school, if they just gone to ninja nerd, I could have helped them figure that out. You know one of those fifty three year old your assassins of malware. I had a lot of time. I didn't have a girlfriend, so I couldn't figure out why either. I the tuba and I was an assassin of malware. 50:37 I couldn't figure out why I couldn't get a girlfriend. All I wanted to talk about was sheet music and lines of oh malware viruses. Look at this virus. Did you upgrade your computer to Windows Vista or you still an XP? That's cool. Do you want to touch knees in the back of my ford? Have I told this story the podcast to about the number of there were several girls because I had a Ford pickup truck and then I would 51:07 lay out a blanket and we would just lay in the back of that pickup truck and look at the stars. Have we talked about that before yeah, no and then we I didn't even kiss him. We just looked. I think that now I realize that girl wanted me to kiss her yeah. That was the expectation that was the expectation now and then I dropped her off and she was like does he not is like me he's not interested and I was like that was the greatest date in the whole world. I can't wait to marry that girl. I remember I remember 51:36 and stuff like that too. You're like yeah, and then you look back and you're like she wanted to kiss yeah, because wow, have we talked about on the podcast that every date I ever took to dance. just ditched at the dance and yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah like I brought him yeah I brought it. We're here. Oh you guys got a car accident on the way, so you're free to dance. Let's dance later. Later, I'm going to dance with that. I brought him. I brought him. We're hey hey you're going fit off there. 52:05 Hey, thanks for listening to this episode of things are learned last night. If you enjoyed that and you want another episode that has to with computer viruses, we talk about John McCaffey, the guy who made McCaffey anti virus and also the insane life that he lived that led him to live living on a compound and like hiding out crazy. What a crazy psycho guy yeah, but you can check that out and if you want next week's episode right now, you can join us on Patreon. You can get that. You can get all of our episodes ad free and you can get next week's right now and we would love to see over there. Thanks for supporting the show. Yeah, anything else you want to say to him 52:35 I just see an ex. Is there anything you want to say? I was just gonna say like they be careful when you watch that episode because he's dead now. 52:48 Yeah, okay, we'll see it. Be careful. Why are they gonna be careful? You think he's he got on to we were we were we were he was alive when we did it. Oh, maybe I don't even know now, so now you're dishonoring the dead. If you laugh, we were that's


In 2010, cybersecurity experts uncovered a computer virus unlike anything seen before. This malware did not target personal computers or steal private data. Instead, it quietly sabotaged industrial machines, changing how the world thinks about cyber warfare. That computer virus, Stuxnet, is still felt today. Unlike most malware, Stuxnet was designed for one specific mission. It targeted highly specialized industrial … Read More

They Hid in the Mall for FOUR YEARS | Secret Mall Apartment Ep 307

01-06-26

Episode Transcription

00:00 Hey man, what's up? Have you heard of them? How I want to want to call this? I haven't thought about that. Let's call it. I don't know. I will just have you heard of the secret mall apartment secret mall apartment? Yeah, 00:17 No, I got- wha- no. 00:22 We're putting the P in podcasts today and in our shoes. 00:30 But not our own. I'm gonna pee in his shoes and he's gonna pee in mine. 00:36 But who will pay for Alex's shoes? 00:53 have you is it okay? Have you heard of Michael Townsend Michael Townsend? No, this is him uh okay. Michael Townsend is him on survivor. Is that why he's got that thing around? He never went on survivor, but I'm not going to lie. I would not be surprised if he was a fan and this is where he got that style style from he's like so I'm to audio listener. He's like he's like a scrawny or white guy like kind of he looks tall in you know. They're saying 01:21 like when you can look at people's neck proportions and be like that guy's pretty tall yeah yeah and ah and so he's you know probably what is he in this picture in his forties maybe five probably you know yeah and he's he's wearing an orange. What are those things called that they wear on the show? No, I'm yeah, but there's a word like bandanas yeah, but there's a word for I don't know what they're. I don't know what yeah, but there's a word for like a scarf yeah, but there's a word for 01:48 like a hanky yeah, but there's a word for all right, that bit's done so yeah, but but he looks like this shot looks like it's you know he's in front of a wall yeah, so so who is he so he's an art teacher and providence, Rhode Island that tracks. He does look like an art teacher and he's here's the thing like I don't understand. I don't understand exactly what kind of art teacher like I couldn't figure out he teaches mostly adults 02:18 but I couldn't figure out if this is like a he is doing like freelance art teaching and he's got his own little like I guess private practice of art teaching and people come and learn art from him or if he was like a university art teacher, people come and do art or if like he had like a rec center art class like I couldn't figure out what kind of art teacher he was okay, but he's an art teacher and he's also an artist like he they're called buffs. Oh, that is called 02:48 are buffs. Oh in survivor yeah. Oh, they're like gators. They are called gators. Yeah, gator buffs. Okay, interesting, but like the buff is the brand survivor buff. Yeah, buy it from paramount shop dot com, and if you use code telling it won't work, it'll say sorry. The code doesn't exist. This code doesn't work because they didn't sponsor us yet, but if enough people use it, they'll be like wait a minute. 03:15 wait a minute. We need to figure out who these people are. Are these guys and not give them credit for this? So yeah, so he's an artist ah and he does like a lot of like public art displays right uh his big thing that he's known for his tape art. So here he is at like the Children's Hospital doing tape art, um which if you're I was thinking this when I was walking through the airport today because I don't know if you've been to an airport. Yeah, airport has some good art, but mostly bad. Yeah, well 03:44 it's all subjective and you know what that means. If someone looks at something and it's like man, art is so subjective. That's their way of being like this looks like crap looks bad and this is not. It's what I was thinking today when I was looking at some of these sculptures. I think man, that took a long time for this person to do. Are they selling this? They shouldn't have, but I'm saying like are they selling it for a price of this person is able to make like a and know I do comedy for a living. I understand the economics of how that works. I go do a show. get paid yes 04:15 this is tape art. This is this is what I did in my room. You know here's the thing that I gather for audio listener. It's shapes on a wall made out of tape like there's a person. It's like painters tape yeah and it's like he's made like a you know it's like a flat like drawing. I think it'd be like yeah. If you drew like with a pencil just a one line thing, but it's on the wall with tape yeah and it's like that's cool yeah and so he gets hired 04:43 mostly by like children's hospitals to do these installations at children's in Kansas City. That's a fountain. It could be. I honestly don't know. He gets hired all over the place to do these okay, but I will say sometimes they look like this, but sometimes they're like grand murals that are. Oh my gosh, that's that's worth it is what I'm saying. The first photo you showed not worth it. Sorry to this guy. This photo that's crazy amazing. That's tape yeah and this here's another one. 05:11 and the whole idea of what if the whole he's like the pioneer of tape art and the whole idea is like they're temporary murals and so like the idea is like we're putting up this really cool intricate thing that's like difficult to do and it's not going to last forever and which is very interesting. He did this. This was in which is just like life. This was in the command center at okay, see after the bombing uh and so they hired him to I is this this 05:41 This is the angels. I think that's the idea. Yeah, it's a little on the nose if you ask me, but I guess it like really helped keep a lot of the people going in the command center to like as they were digging it out. I keep is the idea. 05:56 Yeah, you can't make jokes about it. I'm not gonna. I would never. It's a little on the nose. They also he also him and his little cohort of of tapers. They also have tape worms as they like to be called. They went around taping stuff. They also did. They did this huge project. ah This one's actually kind of cool. I mean, all of them are kind of cool, but this one they did. uh They went around Manhattan. 06:22 uh for it took them two years after nine eleven and they did silhouettes of every person who lost their lives in nine eleven all over manhattan was like a big project okay, which was very crazy and and then he did he's. Is this like the thing they do is silhouettes of people who have died in tragedies? That's like if that's like the main use case for tape art, I guess I don't think that's the main use case, but he does seem like that's a lot of the 06:50 things he's got contracted for our tragedy. Yeah. Yeah. And hospitals and things like that. I think like, but I do think that it's an art thing. Like people are like, we use art to make ourselves feel something. And so like we needed to put some art in here. I'm not making fun of it at all. Feel better. know you're not making fun of it, but I think that it's like people say we need art so we feel better. Yeah. So anyways, so he, uh, at the end of the nineties, he had this other art installation he did. 07:17 where he collected a lot of his things throughout the nineties. Okay, and he found this storm drain tunnel and he piled them up in there along with a bunch of sculptures of himself that he dressed in his clothes from the nineties. no, no, because here's what I imagine. All right, you're too high school or you sneak off. You sneak off to an empty park because you're going to kiss right. 07:44 and that's what other high schoolers did. I wasn't a center, so you go out with your girlfriend and you're like hey, let's go to this empty park and then you see a storm drain tunnel and you're like you're trying to be play brave. Yeah, you're trying to be like oh, I'll go in there and then you shine your phone light and there's a dozen mannequins dressed in nineties close yeah yeah and then now you've screamed like a girl in front of your girl. 08:14 and she's like I don't she goes it's clearly a mannequin made of tape by the art installation. This is clearly a nine eleven memorial. 08:25 that that you're not even why I can't believe you to react that way. That's so disrespectful of you. This is clear. What do you mean? Like just buy pay for a storage unit? Well, it was to memorialize that 08:42 decade for him like he wanted to memorialize like all right. We made this that how my life is over time to put that in a storm drain. We talking about and so like he made sculptures of himself in poses that would help him remember different things that happen throughout the year with different items that he had collected. So sculpture at it, but the weird thing he did was he didn't just put the sculptures of the storm drain. He hung them around. Oh my gosh dog, that's terrifying. 09:15 here's a here's another here's another one. This is what I'm saying dude. I'm actually just stumbling upon this storm. Hey girl, hey, I know a place that we can sneak off and make out you know and then you go in here and now you can never kiss anybody again. Every time you your lips almost touch the lips of another you're reminded of these tunnel filled with floating people. 09:42 if you're an audio listener, I truly don't know if I can describe what's happening because they're held up by cables and they're literally just a bunch of mannequins floating in this storm drain yeah where like this is where dude you like look down, let's play it. There's your dozens of these you're homeless, you're high out of your mind and you're going to this storm drain. 10:08 Yeah, is crazy. 10:12 in this picture, your eyes get drawn to those two, but you look down the tunnel and there are just dozens of them floating through the thing and okay thing he didn't pull, but that's also the great. That's like the sidewalk above, so let's say that you're walking here, walking on the sidewalk. It's a sunny day and just at the you're down. You maybe you stop to tie your shoes. You stop to tie your shoe. You say that and then like just looking through the storm great 10:41 up at you is a fully dressed Nordstrom Manakian. That is psychotic. It's crazy. The best thing about this is he never took credit for this. He never put anything that was like this or for me. He didn't tell anybody about it. Urban Explorers just found this and then it started spreading 11:04 and everybody sort of and eventually the art community was like. Oh, this is Michael Townsend because they recognize the scops. Yeah, they were like a lot like Michael Townsend. Oh and that's his shirt. I remember him wearing that so how upset would you be if you bought him that shirt? He just left. I was saying you bought that shirt for somebody and then they were just like thanks. Thanks. I'm putting it on my sewer man. 11:30 uh This'll look great in the sewer. 11:37 crazy. So anyways, so they lived in like what was like the art district of Providence, Rhode Island, okay, him and his wife at the time and they lived in the best way I could describe this and we're going to have to extrapolate this a little bit for people outside of Kansas City, but it's like the West bottoms. Okay, like it's like okay, this old derelict side of town, yeah, where all the buildings are 11:58 mostly vacant, but there's also like apartments in them. Yeah, there's like there's things that are there, but they don't feel like they should be yeah yeah and the buildings are like started. That's things that are here that feel like they shouldn't be 12:16 here. Let me explain. Never mind. I'm not going to explain. I'm not going to explain this. Why did you try to shake my hand like that? Okay, I did not think I thought we were going to do high five and then you just grow and kiss it. Kiss my kid. I can't I'm thinking of those men. I can't 12:39 Every time's my every time my fucker 12:46 Oh, if I, if I, you think sour, I think about him. 12:52 m So he freaks out whenever his lips do that. 13:02 trying to get a good thumbnail picture for YouTube. 13:08 I got a new hold on don't to me. I'm don't like to be on viewing okay, so yeah, it's a part of town that like it's mostly vacant buildings yeah. They're all the fun apart used to be prosperous, but now it's not and and the artists all live there. They there is this one of the specific building that they're in 13:34 there's a bunch of artists that have apartments there and then they also have like art installations around the building right because half of its vacant so they could just put up art installations and then there's like a big music venue where it's like where our podcast started though. If you go back and listen to the first couple of episodes, we keep having to stop and we reference it because of the chainsaw upstairs yeah where it's like it's the kind of building where you could rent a studio to do your chainsaw artwork. You know yeah you couldn't do that in an actual apartment complex. 14:02 Yeah, you couldn't rent uh a studio in like a business park, right? And chainsaw and then just, you know. 14:11 sorry to the counselor next door. We're chainsawing today. uh Hey, I know uh a place that you and I could sneak off together and then you get into this old like this old building and then just upstairs you hear 14:27 Ahem. 14:30 that's a pretty good chainsaw. That is a thing pretty impressive. So we watched that Ed Gein show on Netflix and uh it you know first of all Ed Gein never actually killed me with a chainsaw yeah, but it's just driven. I can do scary movies if I know that I can get away from the scary thing. Does that make sense like like knife like slasher films? Yeah, I know that I could probably get away from the killer from a slasher. You know ghosts 14:59 those things come through the doors. There's no like running into a room, shutting the door and then you're safe. All right, I can't do those kind of movies because there's no escape right, but a guy with a chainsaw. You're held a chainsaw yeah yeah, they're not light. They're pretty heavy. If you can't outrun a guy with a chainsaw, that's good hearing, a chainsaw, a good point, then I not a victim blame, but like you probably kind of your fault. But he got like do you can't outrun a guy? Have you ever held a chainsaw Eagle Scout so they're 15:29 they're heavy. Yeah, yeah, you can't sprint after somebody with that thing. Yeah, absolutely, absolutely. So anyway, uh so they lived in that art installation building uh and they they called it Fort Thunder, which was really sick, which is what my youth group was gonna be called, but they had a that a music venue. There's like an underground music scene that like did a ton of shows there, and so it's like it is very, very much like a cultural arts district. 15:57 Yeah, honestly, I cannot over emphasize enough how much it sounds like the West bottoms, uh but across the freeway from where they were at was a pretty large plot of land. That was a few different things that got bought up by a developer who put a mall there and it is a giant mall. That is it's called the Providence Place Mall K and this is what year is this ninety nine yeah. That's prime mall season yeah and with 16:25 with where it was, which I mean like we've done an episode about the what's the what's that big mall? We did an episode about the American all of America, no American dream, the American dream yeah and like the idea for these malls. Where is that you would but like it's the same thing like zona rosa up there or like the Galleria where I live, is that it got made fun of in the TV show hacks that I've watched. She gets an apartment in the Galleria, so it's like literally the cheesecake factor in my house yeah. 16:54 and she's like why would I want to pay all this money to live above the mall and it's like yeah, that's why no one wants to what's really fun. Those units aren't cheap yeah, so it's like you're paying luxury prices and also you live above the ball. Well, that's the thing that's really interesting is this era was when that idea became so popular and they I watched a video and they have like a newscast of someone who was planning to move into the mall when it opened right 17:24 and she was like how convenient would that be to be able to be like right there and have like all the stores, all your restaurants, everything right there and it's like you're describing a city you're describing a city. You're describing a city before we started designing them for car. Yeah, you're describing a city before we ruined. Hey stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop 17:54 but I'm saying like I would never like this was the era where the nineties and two thousands malls are exploding yeah because our malls were. mean the eighties malls were huge, but I mean like they're still like moving into they become outdoor malls in two thousands. It was still like it's crazy how what I'm saying is it maybe we should do an episode on this too and sorry for this is being too long of a tangent. I guess but like malls eighties nineties 18:22 two thousands that twenty something thirty something year arc for malls and in the very fast drop off. Yeah. Do you think it's entirely because of online shopping or do you think that it's just because the mall model was never going to work? No, I think it's I think it's online shopping because I think the mall model existed for a long time before that and I think I think if it weren't for online shopping, I think it would still would be convenient in a world that is suburbanized. 18:48 I think the mall was you know what and I'm gonna I'm gonna crash out for a second, but chill with me for a second. It's incredible that we let Amazon come in with all these big centers of fulfillment centers that they knew from the beginning they were going to put robots in and we were like yeah, but they're making all these jobs and it's like why do you think Amazon go to your local mall and see the jobs that Amazon already ruined? You know yeah, yeah, it is interesting like every time any of these projects are announced. 19:16 that's the thing that they told. It's like it's like we're going to create jobs, but it's like you're going to create jobs to build that building of course and then once the building's built yeah, it's going to robots one day. It's going to be all robots and they plan on it being robots from the beginning. Everybody else in the process. yeah, but 20,000 people are going to work there until the robots take over. Oh okay, oh okay, cool, yes, we see it's a great great plan. You know, but I that's right. I guess that's I was just thinking about. Like I like the idea of them all. I don't like the idea of living at one, but 19:45 I do miss hanging out at the mall. Of course, you miss it. The mall was fun. It really was and I you know what and I think I know you made fun of me for being in a Disney adult person, but like I do think that I enjoy. This is just me off the cuff thinking yeah in the airport on the way here yeah. Yeah. This morning there was like a couple of sports teams and stuff in the airport and it's teenagers being teenagers in the airport. 20:14 and I remember being a teenager. We were dumb. You know we were annoying and public of course and like there was a time where I would see that I'm really oh my gosh pulled together somebody like but now I see here and I go as you know what you're you guys are being Tom yeah in public good for you. You know how far get to be done and I think that's what I mean is that when I'm at Disney, I enjoy watching kids hat make memories. I enjoy being around. That's the atmosphere that I think I miss is the mall is what you're driving 20:47 Hey, join us on Patreon if you want this to be ad free and also there's a bunch of other perks you get to all episodes are ad free. You get next week's episode right now and you get to do monthly hangouts with me and Tim. Like we really look it's like a virtual just hangout room and we play games together. We talk, we have show and tell sometimes we've made a lot of good friends through this and so it's a really good time to do that. So either way, please share the episode, tell somebody about it. These are all those ways to help us grow the show because we love doing it. We want to keep doing it. So thanks for being here. 21:21 It's nice to be in large public spaces because we don't have very many of those and now every time I go to the mall, it's like dude, the only reason I go to the mall. That's it's it's I only reason I'm going to the mall is to return something that I bought online right. So now I'm at the mall. It's an inconvenience for me to be here and everybody else. It's an inconvenience for them to be here, so no one's happy and no one's enjoying being there. I have to walk through this little this maze of coals. They make you go all the way to the back. Yeah, let me return this 21:51 and nobody's here shopping. Everybody's here. Yeah, it's so weird to be in those places. It is very weird. Yeah, and I miss it. I agree. I agree. Yeah. Anyways, you think we could get it back? No, okay. I don't think we can. All right, so this day, I small opens this mall had the apartments inside the mall. Okay, so like this is the mall because the battlefield mall did not was not built to live at 22:19 yeah in Springfield yeah. No and this wasn't a mall where you had apartments outside on the top floor. This is apartments literally inside the mall yeah. We've never had this, so it's a little weird. Did your mall have apartments, not the mall that I went to. I do remember as I was like 22:36 getting out of high school. They were building a couple of those around me yeah, but they were like the outdoor malls with the apartments out yeah. That's what I'm saying. That became super popular two thousands early two thousand tens because the Branson landing got built. I remember I was like a third or fourth grade. That was a really big deal yeah and then because the Branson landings just zona rosa yeah now technically this is a mall, but that we're in right now. Yeah, technically this is a wall. No yeah. Are you dumb? Technically this is a mall 23:01 that we're in right now. Yes, this is technically a dumb person. I'm sure it would be no technically. This is a model. 23:08 okay. That was the opening scene for chair company. I was just doing the open okay. What is a mall? We cannot recommend that show by the way. Here's what happens. I was recommend TV shows and then like and then and then like on episode four or five they'll do something that's in say that then that it may look really bad. Yeah, yeah, recommending this show to you yeah, but I recommended it on episode three before you knew before I knew 23:36 So anyways, this this arts district, all the people lived in this art district, so like there started building this mall yeah, and they were actually like they were in stark opposition to them all because they knew it was going to be this giant monstrosity right and they knew it was going to bring all this traffic and they yeah they they just and they had a feeling was going to gentrify the neighborhood and threaten where they live. Okay, and it was going to block their view of the city, which if you've never seen province, Rhode Island, it's actually like a beautiful city. Those look really nice. It's it's I would I would move to the northeast yeah. 24:05 Would you move to you want to move to Vermont with me? I would love for mine. I don't know anything about Vermont and I think that's what I like about it. You know nobody knows anything. Nobody knows anything about it. One. No one talks about it. The only thing you know about Maine is like all the lobsters up there. That's the only thing you know. So so they they built this mall right and everybody in the art district was like look at that monster. We hate it yeah. So Michael and a group of his friends were like let's do like a little like 24:35 public art installation, like performance art. And so they decide in like protest to the mall when the mall opened, they said, let's stay at the mall for 10 days and see if anybody notices. And so they all like, were like, we're going to stay here. 24:51 and this is this is this is art. This is performance art. Okay, yeah, so so that's the justification I've given for sneaking into like a college graduation is like it's a performance are really is just me being dumb. Yeah, yeah. All right, I guess I you know what I you know what that is something else this year. Happy New Year. This is another thing. I was like man. I got to do more like blind date. Yeah graduation stuff so twenty twenty six. I'm going to be doing a lot more performance art 25:22 yeah be ready to observe, be ready to observe. I like that that framing so they go in and the whole idea was like whoever can how many is this eight? There's eight of them, eight of them, who can last the longest. Yeah, the idea is this is a Mr Beast video before you to yeah. Actually, that's actually my seven friends are going into this mall for ten days and the last one out wins the mall. Congratulations, 25:50 You're the owner of the battlefield. Good luck. Now you got to revive it. You have to handle the lease agreements. That's the other thing to man like the the places that have like twenty five year lease agreements. Oh gosh, that's like there's there are travel agents travel agencies that signed like a twenty year lease in two thousand seven who now are still in that yeah. That's insane and it's like your business has been dead. 26:20 since two thousand and eight yeah. That is crazy. That's crazy to to think you're going to be able to be successful that long. I don't think that's what was crazy about that. That's what this we're on year eight of this year nine on year nine of there is no chance I would have signed a nine year lease at the beginning of this. Would you yes, I would have I would have been way too skeptical about our ability to be successful at this. I you're not you're not even thinking about our inability to quit. 26:49 it's not about your ability to succeed. It's about your inability to stop. Well, no, no, no, no, no, it's not about. I just would be like I would look at that and be like oh, I'm going to be paying for this myself for eight of those years, which we have so so that they're doing a Mr. B style thing before yeah. That's pretty accurate. 27:08 and it starts out like you would think it would start out. are kind of going around the mall, exploring, having fun all closes at ten. They're kind of hiding through the shadow. Well, here's the cool thing about this mall. Twenty four hours it's it. have a movie theater, so the main section live there well there. Well, there's a few. There's a separate entrance for residents that them to the upper level, but the bottom level closes God. So like there is a point at which is also crazy. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, It's also like 27:36 the bass pro in Memphis. Okay, it's that giant pyramid. That's also a hotel. Yeah, that is crazy. You can just stay at and then at night you can sit on your balcony and look out over and this is not an exaggeration bass pro. You know I'm saying like can you find an image of is that you can stay at this 27:58 very luxury lodge themed hotel and then sit on your balcony and hear the sounds of crickets and running water inside the largest and again not making this up bass bro shots. This is insane. That is nuts. I'm trying to pull up a okay. Yeah, you can see the hotel from this. That's what I'm saying. Dude, it is. It's so ridiculous that they I just don't understand 28:27 this makes no sense to me at all. Yeah, this is crazy. So this is this is the interior and you can see that back section is the balcony of the hotel yeah, so that overlooks there's a hotel up there. The store you can see it's just you see what I'm Like it's not it's not any different than any other bass pro yeah, but you could just but you can stay there and then at night it closes a hon. There's no one there. We've been married for twenty years. I've prepared a special trip for our 28:57 anniversary baby. You and me are going to stay at the Bass Pro Hotel, the best pro tell the Bass Pro tell. So they are kind of exploring the mall, doing the thing this mall. The reason why this worked out so great is because the mall had a movie theater. Okay, it's the movie theater would have late shows, so the mall didn't close to after midnight because of the movie got it and so and then it opened early in the morning. So there was only a few hours it was closed 29:26 And so the idea was like okay, we are going to hang out at the mall all day, but then when it gets close to closing time, we got to find a place to hide because we're staying in this month and also maybe sleep. Yeah, yeah, so they do the whole day and then after the day they all sneak off to places to try to find places to feel like a picture of the floor plan for this small. Do you like a map? I don't know. I don't have a map. Let me see. Okay, just pull one real quick. Sure, but they go around 29:55 trying to find places to hide. Some of them find like weird spots in stores, but most of them try to find fitting rooms. ah That's actually a pretty decent idea because there's no cameras in there legally. uh 30:09 Okay? 30:14 What a weird thing to say. 30:20 mean for that to be as weird as it was like they're not legally allowed to, but it sounds like you put cameras in there is what it sounded like. You were like no legally they can't, but it's what it came out like there's no cameras in there. That's what it sounded. didn't put any cameras in there. There's no cameras in the fitting rooms legally. 30:46 hands up don't shoot. Okay, I got this picture. I got this map. I'm just trying to figure out how big the mall is. Oh, it's huge. I mean you saw that picture from the outside. Oops, I just yeah, I be that one. Yes, I was trying to have already seen this image. I trying to grab this, but you're right and I grabbed the wrong. at this image. I would love to see a different image. There we go inside yeah. That's what I'm saying. So it is a very big mall. 31:16 I this is all map, so it's kind of hard to see how big this is. Okay, there's a big another thing is that I was traveling for some shows and in a small town in Missouri, there is a stand alone J C penny. Have you ever seen a stand alone J C penny? No, not like J C penny at the least in a strip mall, but not like this was like a standalone building. This was J C penny and it's like dude. I'm not 31:44 going to Jase, going through J C pity to get to get a pretzels and hot topic. Those are and like maybe I'll go to my pretzels to compare prices on van yeah yeah yeah and it's like that's what J C pity is not a store you go to 32:04 jc penny is the store that you reluctantly wade yourself through to get to where you're trying to go. I know. I buy pants from jc pennies. Yeah, of course you'll buy stuff from there, but you don't go there to buy stuff from there. You know saying maybe I don't know like you'll go to the places you want to buy stuff from and then be like oh well, I guess I'll jc penny. guess I'll check jc penny and then it's like okay. Well, I do need a pair of khakis for my cousin's wedding and like even though they're going to get divorced, I'm still gonna have to go right. It's like 32:28 you knew that as a sixth grader to your that's never going to last, I'll see you at the divorce. Let me know when this ends. That sounds like you to that sounds like you want to marry her. Is her wants. Let me know when this legally no, so they disperse around the mall. They find different hiding spots right, but what most of them do is they find the sizeable mall. They find the service access points, so it's like there's 32:58 If you don't know all the most malls had these areas well because also the stores close their gates to that's kind of you don't want to get locked inside of a store yeah because then what are you going to do just peeing the shoes yeah. 33:12 somebody painted all our shoes last night and not all of them. That's different. That's uh all the shoes is intentional. That's a good. That's a you plan to do that. I'm Peter. All of these shoes that's different than someone like someone p in these shoes. I've been in the spare shoes. Have you ever 33:35 Have you ever? 33:40 Alex is already tired. If I'm going to say something, I don't know how to ask this on the podcast. We don't have you repeated to a bottle. Yeah, you're a course. You don't realize how much you pee until you frantically. It's like reaching the top of the yeah. Oh no, oh God, oh God, oh God, I got to stop right here like oh no, it's getting too. This is more than six. was panicking one time 34:12 anyway, there was no way for me to bring that up and then I poured that bottle in to some shoes and so yeah. You don't want to get locked in a store is what I'm saying, but anyways, everybody disperses and try to find the place they're to cut that out. I know I know the P. We always got to leave the P so so Michael and his wife. Remember, this is a competition. 34:40 they're trying to see. That's right. right. right. Everybody splits up. find their places to hide and people brought like they brought their backpacks with like sleeping bags in the backpacks and things and they were like okay. We're going to wrap ourselves up in places and hide and so Michael and his wife also security is pretty lax at the malls at this point. You know yeah it existed, but it wasn't yeah. It wasn't like yeah it became all cops became like a thing yeah in the two thousands yeah because of Paul Bart sure 35:10 No, uh Michael and his wife, though, Michael was like, Hey, I think I know that there's a place we could get where this will work really well for us because I have this running route that I run every morning that went right in front of the mall during all of construction. And there's something really weird about this mall that actually took it forever to be built. And it's because the plot of land they wanted to build it on was cut in the middle by these railroad tracks and a river. 35:39 And so they built this mall over the railroad tracks and over the river. Okay. And so it bridges over that and part of that construction made it to where for whatever reason in the architecture, there's this little sliver where kind of the two buildings meet, but they never actually kiss. 35:58 So there's a little gap there, not kid. And as it was being built, he would run by it every day and just kind of take note and be like, I wonder what this little section is going to be. I wonder what this is. And he noticed there's this little section where they never quite meet. And then all of a sudden there's like just an air gap and they close that in. And he's like, I think there's like a room there, but like there's a, it's like a building. There's no building. like a hidden little room there. And he's like, so I, bet we could get there. And so 36:27 they go digging through the bowels. So basically what you're saying is that he challenged his friends to hide in the mall while having a plan to hide in the mall the whole time. So he's like he's like so basically he sees an open window in this thing. He's like oh that'd cool to live in there, but I can't just I can't bring this to my wife and go hey. Do you want to go live in the mall? So instead what he says is let's make a challenge yeah, 36:55 to all of our friends. Yeah. Hey, hey, let's challenge our friends at who see what stay in the mall the long. Yeah, yeah, that's crazy. I've got a really good spot and she's like honey, please don't take me to the store. Sue, which is again, yeah, I can't go to the sewage. It's full of my man. I got a place that fresh place with nothing in it. There's nothing there. Open opportunities. Yeah, we could put so many mannequins in this room. Wait to see it. I'm gonna put so many 37:24 peat filled shoes in this room, so many people choose that same like it seems like he did have a plan. Yeah, he definitely had a plan. Okay, he just didn't want to seem weird to his friends. I don't know if I don't know if he didn't want to seem weird to his friends and I don't even know if like he was thinking about this from the beginning, but while he was there, he's like I think I know up the best place to high yeah and so they go through the bowels. They end up finding 37:50 service entrance that connected to this like weird little connection tunnel that eventually They could get to that air gap between the buildings. There's this thin little hallway that Here's a shot of it in some areas. It was pretty wide in some areas It was really really thin. Okay, there was certain areas where they had to actually shimmy through this hallway in the mall To get to the other side. Okay, and then there was a spot where it opened up like this and There was a ladder and the ladder goes up and 38:19 there was just this large vacant space, vacant open space and so they camped out there and that's where they hid and they ended up winning this competition with their friends of court. Meanwhile, something else is going on because they live on the other side of the freeway from the mall and as they expected uh gentrification did come to town and somebody got really expensive. Well, somebody just bought that whole district, yep and they m 38:47 leveled the district. They evicted everybody who lived there. They leveled it. They built. will say that is nice that that didn't happen in the West bottoms like they bought the buildings and then they've been revamping them to yeah. They've been trying to they've been trying to restore the buildings rather than just tear them down. That is that is nice, but it also sucks that then they do that and then it's like okay, right here's four thousand dollars. You're like no one's paying that yeah yeah. So this place they actually tore it down. They put in a grocery store. They their apartment building literally is now a parking lot. 39:17 ah and so this was a really interesting thing because they find this spot in the mall. Then their apartment gets taken from them. Wait, do they like fully move into the mall and so they said they went to all the public hearings to like to try to like hey, agree with this tear down our building and so well, even with the mall like even before their building was a part of this, the mall like the a lot of the space where they were putting them all was unused land. That was like right. I been next to downtown and one thing that they 39:47 constantly said in these uh hearings was the developer was like, we're just trying to develop unused space. And his wife, after they took their apartment, said, well, what if we develop the unused space in the mall? 40:04 okay, so they said I think we could pull this off. There's a couple issues though it's in the bowels of them all and so it's hard to get there and also it's illegal. We're squatting. It is technically a legal, but then we can't live here. Legally, that's crazy. 40:36 Hey, if you love the show, a great way to serve support is by getting some merch. 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But that area that it's in is like a service area of the building. So technically people can get there. They didn't see anybody there the whole time they stayed. But technically people could get there. And that area they were at was kind of just this big open landing. And they were like, wow, the problem with that is if we're just hanging out in there and somebody walks through, were there or just exposed in public. Right. But down that area, there's just tons of 43:05 cinder block walls with doors that just lead to different service areas where there's like electrical units or cooling, you know, just random service things. And so they said, let's build a wall. So him and his eight friends, they went to Home Depot and they bought about 1400 pounds of cinder block and they got Nordstrom bags. 43:28 Oh yeah, to look like you're yeah, no one's shopping them all. Um, dude, it's like freaking clothes look really heavy and very square. 43:42 dragging it on the Wow for jacket, a fur jacket, not a real fur coat. So yeah, they did around of that pulling supplies in the in their backpacks and in orange from bags and stuff like that. uh That ended up being pretty impractical. What they found pretty quickly though is there was in one of the parking garages. There was an emergency exit that you could get to that access place from 44:07 But when you went through the emergency access, the alarm would sound. And it took two minutes. It was a two-minute alarm. That would sound. 44:16 All right guys, I just got to wait it out. We got to see what happens to the police show up. No, cool. It's not actually connected to anything and mall cops don't exist yet. So yeah, well there was security and in fact the securities office was in the mall parking garage on that floor at the other end of the garage. Got it. But what was useful about that is they had windows from their office that just looked out into the garage. 44:42 and so they could easily just drive by and see if anyone was there and if anyone was pay attention and then quickly get to that door, open it, unload all their bricks and then jump in the staircase and run with them to where they were going. So for two minutes going off though yeah, it does go off for two minutes and so they over the course of a few months slowly but surely moved these cinder blocks through the through the mall and built a wall and carried it up to that spot and they started building this wall. 45:12 to make a doorway for, uh to close off this area, to make an apartment in the mall. uh They never, there was one time where security saw them loading these cinder blocks through and security pulled up, they opened the door, security pulled up and they were running all these cinder blocks through and security talked to him and Michael just confidently was like, you know, we bought all these cinder blocks earlier today. Then we stopped by here on another errand and my car won't start. 45:42 And so one of my friends, he's going to meet us and he's got a truck, but we got to get all the center box down to the first floor to load his truck. so like, know we're going through the emergency exit, but it was just easier than having to try to walk the other way. And the security guy was like, 45:57 yeah and that was here's the thing about being a chatty person all right. You can usually get away with it because like the security guard people they got that job because they they couldn't be real cops and I got this guy's time so he's just much right. He's just he's like oh my God, shut up yeah. Okay, all right, all right, yeah and so yeah, so they unloaded all those the center blocks carried it through that little maze labyrinth to that spot 46:27 and they built a wall. got the plaster and everything and they plastered this wall and they got a door and they installed the door with a lock on the. So they have a fully sealed apartment. Yeah, they have a fully sealed apartment with a lock that only they have a key to. The mall does not have a key to this apartment because they don't know it exists. Right. And so now they're like, well, we've got our own place. So then they run some extension cable. 46:52 they did this before they built the wall so they could build around it, but they ran some extension cable down through the service hallway to an outlet somewhere that they found and plugged it in and so that way they could run power into the unit. They obviously they did not have a bathroom. They would go into the mall if they had to go to the shoe store. You wake up in middle of the night to go pee and you're like 47:23 together. 47:35 you know, you know when you're peeing in the middle of night and like there's part that you almost fall over yeah yeah yeah you know you're peeing and you're like and then I don't know if this happens to you dude, but yeah my P four thirty in the morning. It's like it that's the time four thirty five o'clock is like I'm going to wake up at six yeah. It's like sometimes my body is like is this worth it fall back asleep and my brain is like yes, please please do it. Please fall back. Everybody's like we don't have to my body's like you're going to be over my 48:05 in there and they're like no so you like you know when your piece is you know when you do your morning pee. You know when you're you know when you're in the morning, you know like in the morning when the sun comes up and your pee in the bathroom, you know, but you know that talks about P way too much. You know, you know that morning P yeah where you're staying in there and it's just going just for so long like it's to the point where you're like do I live here now? Is this why I'm talking about? Am I ever going to leave 48:34 for real. Sometimes my wife will hear me P. So go are you okay? So are you not done yet? That's too much and I'm like I'm hydrated. Hey, I can be in here as long as I want legally. 48:58 that's crazy. Sorry, hey, sorry for all the P talk. All right, we're done. So they, they went, we're the P in podcast today and in our shoes. 49:18 but not our own. That's an out of context for sure. I'm going to be in his shoes and he's going to be in my 49:27 crazy. That's so crazy. Alex just wrote that down so, but who will pay in Alex's shoes? Oh, we have a weird throuple situation going on over here where I could be in your shoes. You could be in mine. There's no one to be in. There's no one to be in Alex's unless you want to do it by joining us on Patreon. 49:57 That's right. If we reach 200 subscribers on Patreon, we're going to let one of y'all be in Alex's shoes. 50:10 Hey, welcome to the new year. We're not changing. So we were like oh wow. This episode they've done a lot less tangents and they've been really sticking to the story until now. Hey, for real, I got a people represent. Yeah, I do too, so they they get power up to that apartment. They get a wall built yeah and now they're able to they hung like like work lights around so you can see in there, but they're like going to live here. 50:39 Yeah. So now the problem was like, oh, we need to furnish this place. It's kind of hard to pull our furniture in here. Yeah. But luckily we're in a mall. So they went to the furniture store in the mall and they bought some furniture and they were like, all right, do you want to come back? They're like, we'll just take it. And so they just walked out of the furniture store with a couch, the big hutch with a table, with some chairs. How did they get it in there through the shimmying through the stuff? Well, so the main way that they found initially, I probably should explain that a little bit better. 51:09 where they found it initially, like you shimmied through the whole place and that actually led all the way outside. There was a way to get out of the building oh because it technically wasn't indoors. Like it really was a spot where the buildings just didn't connect. Um, okay. And so it was almost an alleyway. Uh, but, uh, there was also ways through service access points to get there. And so you could, if you went through the, that alarm in the garage, 51:36 There was another door that actually went into the right into the movie theater. You could get in through there. And so there's just different spots in the mall where you could get through service entrances to get up to that spot. But that wasn't the initial place that they found. OK, initially they had to go that route and they did. They did for a little bit with the cinder blocks because after they got caught with security, they're like there's too much heat on us. And so they shimmied them all the way up through that because that was safer, a little safer. Yeah. Yeah. Then setting off the alarm. And so. 52:05 They just walked all this furniture through the mall and they went and they bought artwork. They went to there was a Salvation Army. So they bought they thrifted some items and they furnished this apartment to the point where they had a full place to live. That is the wall that they built. can very yeah looks like the one that looks like it's not professionally built and they brought a full and brought a PlayStation up. 52:32 and so they could play PlayStation together. They had these couches, they had artwork, they had a little ficus and that couch looks like that your old one a little bit. Yeah, it's so great. They had a little dining area that they set up. This looks like a work crime photo. This one does does looks like a full hutch. Go back to that. Like what are they putting in there? They're fine China. Actually, I think so you haven't guessed over up there and so 53:02 This is the floor plan of their apartment. I don't know what's really happening with that middle part, but this is do they build a bathroom? So they, this whole project, uh they kind of had a master plan. So what you saw there was the living area and the dining room. They were working on the kitchen and eventually their plan is they're going to go down to the bedroom and then tap this, the waterland sewer lines and put in a bathroom and have a full apartment where you could live in. And they had been living here, living, 53:30 belongs in very strong air quotes though. Nobody was staying the night regularly. They'd stayed the night from time to time. I think one of them said the longest stretch they stayed was like five days. And so they would stay, this was, they weren't, this wasn't a primary residence. Right. Because they couldn't make it a primary residence because they couldn't get mail there until they found out that there was a mail room at the mall. So then they started going down a rabbit trail to figure it out. How can we get mail at the mail room at the mall? Okay. 53:59 like if we can get mail here, then we're residents uh was the I don't know. I don't know if they ever succeeded on getting mail at the mall sure, but uh they had this whole plan to build this out and they they were there. It took about four years for them to get from found this place to get this living room done. The dining room down start on the kitchen. ah They were living in here for four years, living again and air quotes, but they spent a lot of time. They're hanging out in here, having meals together, 54:28 I'm inviting their friends over to see it, but then one day they came into the their apartment and the door was broken off the hinges like somebody had kicked the door in oh and they went inside and somebody had robbed the place and what's interesting is robbed it. Yeah. What's interesting is there's a lot of valuable items in the apartment. The things that were stolen was only two things. The photo album that they had 54:57 and their PlayStation. And what they ended up finding out later down the line was that security found the apartment. Security saw this door and they were like, we don't know what this door's to. And they tried to open it and they didn't have none of their keys worked. So they kicked the door down and they're like, somebody's living here. And then they decided, let's take this photo album so we can figure out who they were. And then they said, if we take the PlayStation, we could look at the save game logs. 55:26 to find out when they were here and they've been here. Oh wow! Okay, so security at this mall was freaking on it except for the part where they let them carry center blocks and build a fake wall and like live there for like a for four years for four years. This has been under my nose, but also once I found out about it, I knew exactly was on of I found this and I was let's the PlayStation local saved card memory so we can see what time we've been playing and then we can figure out when they've been here. Also take the photo op and that's pictures of all of them. 55:54 Shinkies, he's onto something. 55:58 that's actually crazy so then they're walking in the mall. They surely get recognized by security right, so then they're walking to the mall posters all over the mall. Have you seen this man and it's just them? Have you seen the wall people the wall people a wall, the tape worm, 56:21 So here's the thing. This changed a lot for them. They're like, they know we're here. And so we can't, what they had done up until this point, their whole ruse was we're just shoppers at the mall. And so we just walk through with our items and nobody, nobody's on the riser. We carry Nordstrom bags full of our supplies. Nobody thinks anything. We're just living in the mall. But now it's like security's onto us. They have our photo album. They have our safe games. They don't have it played way too much at the Sims two. And so they're like, we can't let them find me. And 56:50 They change kind of the rules of the group to where now it's we're only there after close. We sneak in through that alleyway entrance. Got it. We hang out there after close. We cannot be there during opening hours. Unfortunately, one day Michael had a friend in town um and he was driving her back to the airport and they were kind of catching up. They driving right by the mall and he's like, hey, you want to see something? And so he figures it's going to be a quick thing. We're just going to. 57:18 go up in there, we're going to see it and then that's it. Right. And then we're going to leave, go to the mall. It'll be really fast or go to the airport. It'll be really fast. And so he takes her up there. Yeah. He opens up the door. It's like insecurity is waiting for him. No, he opens up the door, brings her in there, shows her the apartment. He's like, this is our apartment. He's like, we're working on the kitchen right now. Our goal is to go around and build the bathroom and the bedroom back here. I've here for four years and she's like, oh my gosh, you're kind of crazy. This is almost as crazy as that sewer thing you did. 57:49 you're gonna mark that down for sound, whatever that was almost as crazy as that sewer. Sure thing. I say it again. That's almost as crazy as the sewer thing you did right. Yeah. And so but then they're getting ready to leave. They're packing up their gram, their coats and they hear the sound of walkie talkies outside the door. Oh and the door opens up and it's security and Michael sees them and he just says surprise 58:18 and the ruse was up. They were like we know you've been here for four years and they took them in for the way. They knew they were like we know you've been here for four years. We know you've been here for four years. We just thought it was cool. No, they're like they're like we know you've been here for four years. We looked at the safe games and so they took them. They tried to charge him with a lot of stuff. They took him to court right um with a whole bunch of stuff. They thought like they were going to put him away for years and the judge after the whole case was heard. 58:48 The judge heard everything and the judge was like, I see no crime here. And he's like, he's like, I'm going to charge you with misdemeanor trespassing. And that's all I think that this deserves. And you can never go to that mall again. Well, after that, the mall was really mad and the mall was like, fine lifetime ban. And so there they gave them a map with these red lines around the property line. And he's like, you're not allowed to come over this map, the lines ever again. And he was like, oh no, oh no, I could never go to the ball again. never go to the mall again. 59:18 and and then he partnered up with Jeffrey Bezos started a because he was like you know what I hate this place. I'm going to make sure your business dies. So really, if you think about it, this guy so okay, this guy basically killed them all and so what's crazy about that lifetime ban though is the lifetime ban got passed. He was never allowed to come again sure, but recently 59:46 an independent filmmaker, partnered with Jesse Eisenberg, who you might know. And they produced a documentary film about it called The Secret Mall Apartment. oh And it was like a premiere on Sundance and like that whole like indie film documentary thing. uh And what's really funny about this is I'm guessing Jesse Eisenberg's connection pulled this, but they got the premiere at the movie theater in the mall. 01:00:15 and they got them to lift the lifetime ban for one night for him to be able to go to the premier at the mall. So that's come back for the premier yeah well. What happened was is that now it's different managers of them all and also no one goes to the mall and so they're like we oh you guys want to do a big movie premier and bring a bunch of people to the mall. Please actually you want them. We'll bring that old manager back. We'll make the manager kiss him 01:00:45 No, that wasn't. don't think we don't know. We'll make them need the kiss part. I don't think that we wanted to do that. Pucker up. I don't need that scary man. that part. No, it's cool. We just do the movie premiere. Yeah. Do you want the manager to kiss him? No, no, no, you keep bringing that up. Stan, why you think every email ends with should the manager kissing by the way? 01:01:09 Don't you think the manager hey just kind of hey, don't you think a good addition to your premier? What if they kissed and made up? No and now the north tour manager is going to kiss my 01:01:32 The manager's endorsement was like, nobody told me this. Hey, give me your shoes. 01:01:40 what is happening and Jesse Eisenberg over there like well, you know he's not very. 01:01:50 Wow 01:01:53 man. He's not yeah. He's not he's not like super expressive, not very bold yeah. He doesn't even stand up for me. He's like he's got a kiss uh him to kiss him now. Kiss him sorry man. I don't can't do anything about that part yeah, so that's that's the story of how these people built a mall or an apartment in the mall. Wow, they got away with it for four years. That's pretty incredible. Yeah, that's crazy. I can't believe they did it yeah well. ah 01:02:24 I 01:02:28 I was trying to think about it in this, but all I could think about is how much I want to pee in your shoes right now. Hey, should we kiss? Oh, whatever man. Hey, thanks for listening this episode of things. I learned last night. If you like that you want another one that you just love malls, we did an episode about the American Dream, which is a giant mall. They were trying to put together in New Jersey and kind of fell apart for different reasons and so 01:02:57 That was like an older episode, like much longer, like couple studios ago. So you can check that out. If you can't wait for another episode, you can listen to the next week's right now on Patreon. You can join our Discord where you get to hang out with me and Tim and a couple, just a bunch of different other fans of the show. And then every month we get to hang out and a Zoom call and just have some fun and get to know each other. So we would love for you to be part of that. You can scan the QR code or there's a link in the description wherever you're listening. And we'll see you next week on Things I Learned Last Night.


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Our Funniest Moments From 2025

12-30-25

Episode Transcription

00:00 Tim, happy new year, buddy. Happy new year, big man. Don't ever call me big man again. I'd like, I don't understand what the problem is with that. So my manager, her daughter's name is Maddie. Right. And then my day manager is also named Maddie Maddie. And so what's happened is we started calling Annie's daughter, Maddie, little Maddie. Yeah. And then we started calling my day manager, Maddie, big Maddie. Yeah. And she's like a 00:28 like uh a fit girl in her twenties yeah and uh she had no problem with it. It doesn't seem but it feels wrong. It was wrong. I call her big mads or this is a problem. Actually is what I do is when I go to my manager Annie's house yeah, I see her daughter Maddie. I go what's up Maddie girl yeah hey Maddie girl yeah and then uh twice now I have answered the phone from big Maddie calling me and been like what's up Maddie girl I go that's you 00:55 sorry, I'm sorry, you're a grown person. Your large Maddie. What up jumbo Maddie? So anyway, 01:08 well, a happy new year. I didn't like you called me big man. Why don't we leave that past this call me big calm? I want to be called big yeah. don't know. You know what that is. That's you trying to put yes. That's your issue. I like. I want people to know me as a big man. Yeah, that's some five eight, but here's the thing. Here's the thing. So do you because you put I saw your real this year where someone said something in the comments about you're never going to lose weight that way. I like what about losing? Oh my or whatever you said. 01:35 these people in the comments. I'm so tired of my content getting delivered to the worst people on the internet. It is crazy. The number of YouTube comments that'll be like over like well, if the fat one would shut up and I'm like okay, okay, okay. First of all, I'm not going to do that. I think they're talking about me that they're not. They talk. They say the balding one when they're talking 02:00 can't see the back. You don't know that you can't see the back. We put it on the bads. I'm dude, no there was that was a straight up someone had commented. If I used those in pick, I'd get smaller and I was like I'm not trying to get smaller yeah yeah yeah yeah and I'm not going to lie that whatever whatever angle you set that camera. The raker you talking about dog, yoke did that shot and it was all you know. It was all angles and lighting. It wasn't the fact that I'm jacked 02:31 that can't possibly be. It was all a I. You know what? Should we start? You know what? All right, you want to start it? You want to start over? No, I want people to see you're kind of a jerk. Okay, okay, and then you know, here's what happened. Happy New Year, little man. Everyone shut up, everyone shut up, everyone be quiet for a second. Yeah, he stopped talking over me. You're in the car, shush, get off the phone, get off the phone, so you so 02:59 here's what Tim does is that Tim does all that stuff to me. He gets me all riled up all right, and then I take a couple shots back later and then we edit the parts where Tim is saying stuff out so that and then we get these reviews that are like the fat guys really mean it, but I round them up before. Oh God, yeah, so happy new year. 03:24 ah Yeah, we're going to look back at a lot change for us this year. Yeah, we've never done this before, but I really like it. So we're to look at some of our favorite bits from this year. Yeah, but also like just stuff. It's like what's from the you know, what's what's some of the stuff that's happening in your life this year that you're really happy about? Let me think about it. ah I can't. I don't think really much. Yeah, I got seventy five mining and Rinscape. That was pretty cool thing. 03:52 It was a lot of work. I really had to put in the time. Yeah, I uh I started this new method for mowing my lawn and it's the edges are looking really good with this new method. Nice. I think I think that was a good decision. Very cool. My son was born and then we also yeah and then you got like those exercise bikes. I do use the lot of them. I did actually use it the other night. I told my wife. I was like, was like, you know what 04:18 those have been in the base. All right, the bits over you had a kid this year. You had a kid. That's a pretty exciting thing. Yeah, yeah, it's been uh exciting as a night. Now he's got a personality, right, the kid or me. You do it. All it took was something interesting to happen in your life for you to finally have one. No, yeah, yeah, he's starting to develop a personality. He's a rambunctious little guy. It is. It's a lot of work, but on just little guy fun. 04:45 Yeah, he's a re a big guy. He actually is ninety fifth percentile. He's a big boy, dude, freaking you sound and I'm not trying to you sound crazy when you talk about percentiles. Okay, if you're a person who's going to focus on that stuff, that sounds like you spend too much time on reddit where you're like yeah. My son's in the ninety fifth percentile yeah, my boy, that's my boy. You call them big, so I confirmed your theory. Yeah, ninety fifth percentile 05:14 so present. That's a crazy thing. Yeah, he is a big boy. He's actually he's six months old. He's wearing twelve months outfits. That's huge. Yeah, I haven't seen him twice the size. I've literally only seen him like when he was a month old in the windows. I did look through the windows riding through the trade. Yeah, yeah. What happened with you this year? Honestly, I was trying to think nothing. I uh 05:38 no, that's not true. I guess I went on tour bus for the first time. Yeah, you went on that tour. Yeah, that was a really big thing. I had a tour of the tour bus. We had a lot of good shows. I signed with W. Me that's a big event. Yeah, it's a really big thing. That's just professional stuff. You personal stuff came at Disney is adult though, right? I didn't become a Disney adult. I became an adult who frequents Disney. All right, 06:05 so sorry I enjoy. I enjoy a Disney band. We're a band who loves Disney. 06:19 that's really funny. I enjoy. I first of all I like. I like being at Disney one. You know what I've actually learned about myself and this might actually be why I enjoy Disney and this is going to sound depressing for a second. I like places where there are rules, so like the airport I like because I go through security. So first of all, I know that no one in this place is dangerous to me and then also like there's rules like there's like expectations of what you will and will not do predictable 06:46 and at Disney it's like hey, you're not going to stand in the middle of the pathway. There's a lot of people here who try like there's like yeah, there's like rules people. I think what you're you're thinking about is you're in a place where people understand they're not the only one there. I think there's a lot of places right now where that's not the case, but also dude, it's pretty freaking sick to be able to sit down and edit all these videos right and then whenever I get bored or I'm like looking at my I'm like I just got to take a break. I can shut my laptop and I just go get on Space Mountain for a second. That's 07:15 You also we don't have. We don't have a bunch of Disney stuff in our house. Yeah, that's like where I'm drawing the line. Yeah, I'm not a Disney adult. It's all outside decked out in the deck. I don't have a Disney influencer account yet. I will say that does make money that I might earn. Yeah, so that might if I ever pivot into something that you're like, why is jaren doing this? Know that I'm getting paid. Yeah, for sure. Actually, like if I ever do a fan duel or a draft guys, yes, 07:44 I'm not even like twenty twenty six twenty twenty six of the year. I get rich okay, twenty twenty rich is what we're doing for next year because I'm I'm sick of watching horrible goblins make money yeah and me so I can't this horrible goblin make I'm tired of my poor little principles over here. Okay, so if you see me do anything for draft kings fan duel, I'm putting another record now you see me doing those things. I'm getting paid enough 08:11 Does it make it worth it? Yeah, for real. mean, dude, if you look back after cove it, 2021, 2022 era, when I was doing like paid videos, like I was doing like here's a thing for Captain Crunch and for that, pet stroller thing, I was making money. Yeah, so I got paid now. I was making a lot of money for those. was making some money for those. Yeah, so I didn't have the door dash. That's what I'm saying. So if you see that, know that I'm we're knocking out our debt by by selling our souls to draft kings. 08:40 yeah, I'm knocking out my debt by exploiting the thing that's putting other people and that's why you go to Disney because you like to simulate going to hell. You do that right now, whatever so yeah, I've had a pretty good year. I thought we've I mean our friends have been hanging out a lot more in L. A and mine have I've made a lot new friend more friends and I had a pretty decent year good yeah. 09:10 good. I'm pretty excited about it. Well, today we're going to look at some of our favorite bits. Yeah, for episodes past. Do you have one the that you want to start with? There's so many. What about the that's a no. Did you hear that word? There was oh wow, there's just that's like what do you love most about it? Just so how could I put it into words before we started before we hit record? We were like, what are all this stuff we want to cover? We came up with a big list and then Jaren was like 09:37 soft lobbed it to me to pull something from the list. We literally just talked about my brain said, I don't remember a single thing. My brain was like, I don't remember one of this list of things we just came up with. Yeah. So why don't I soft lob it to you and say, Hey, what's your favorite memories? 10:00 Yeah, so we're looking back at this year and some of our fear bits from the show. One bit that I wanted to highlight was the Jennifer's dead in the parking lot day from our dare episode. So check out this clip. I remember this happening at my school to you can tell me if I made this up in my head. I don't think I did. Did your school do a drunk driving accident? What do you mean? What do you mean? Can you describe this to because I don't your school do a fake drunk? Okay, so I'm crazy this 10:29 welcome to public school. Here's what I we there was a day and I don't know if this is what you're describing. There was a day where they pulled a drunk crash car into our parking lot and we're like this could be you and it was it was broken. They I think that might have been how this idea started and they were like the kids aren't getting it. We need to act it out okay, and so they had someone sit in the car and be dead and then they had other teens freak out. 10:58 and be like oh my gosh and like do this whole crisis play and the fire department would roll up and they would try to save that person and like you would see people on the phone sobbing to their mom being like oh my gosh, you know Jennifer just died. 11:13 crying on their phone and we're all just standing out front of the school and they so they have a just they got Jennifer. She was a theater student. They're like yeah, they're all ready for the role of your. I think it's real. None of us are out there being like are we watching Jennifer die right now. I thought no. I they were like we're going to crash on the way into class today. No, no one's going to know that might be where it is now. That's what I'm saying is that when we got in it just it just 11:38 seemed like uh anyway. We were all out front of the school and we just had to stand there and watch their little play, so it was. It was more like a there was the ding. Well, the student body please report to the parking lot. Well, it was like and then jennifer was well, our bell was like and then they should go there. All students please report to the front of the school and we would go out there. 12:01 Oh, it's please dead in the car. Everyone's got like what's Jennifer doing in the car? Jennifer, Pratt Pritzker come out and go, okay guys, we have a presentation of the local police department before we do please turn around to the flag and we're all going to say the of legions together. So the whole school is out there going and then like some kids like first in the world, like I with all this makeup and she's got a hand. 12:26 I pledge allegiance and then we're standing there cars behind us at this point. We're like, I pledge allegiance to the republic for which it stands indivisible with liberty. 12:42 and then the guy who was supposed to start the car on fire actually did it a little too early. The pledge just got to the they forgot there's a case of fireworks in the trunk. It really went off the rails pretty quick. No, I mean like but your school did like there was a presentation. Yeah, it was a whole thing. It was a whole. I forget they call it something. They call it the first dead in the parking lot presentation. The Jennifer's dead in the put hey guys, it's time for well this week we've got 13:11 just this is the staff. This is explaining to the teachers what the week is going to be like all right, so like all right, my everybody gets home coming. We guys Monday just making sure you guys know that we're going do an all staff lunch. We're catering really grateful for you. It is homecomings on Friday that you know Tuesday is still a day. Other chaperones for that yeah. If you could volunteer, we also do in dog tears next month is we're doing a bake sale on the set 13:39 ah Thursday is the Jennifer's dead in the parking lot day. Does anybody have any questions on how that's going to run? 13:50 No, it is the same as last year. Different Jennifer. Good question. Good question. Yeah, actually, this is this is unfortunate. Last year's Jennifer em 14:01 the the drug driving accident, so it turns out well. She needed to be the one what this is bad. I'm not proud of her family donated her car. I wasn't trying to go. She got a drunk driving as I was just going. She passed away and you were like yeah and actually she didn't learn a lesson. I wasn't going that round, but you can leave it in. We can leave in because we have remorse. uh 14:31 as long as we feel bad about the joke. can stay. Wow! What a really funny clip on really funny clip about Jennifer dying in the par. She's laying there dead makeup on her dude. She's laying there the part I bleed now she's like you know as the blood she's crying for a dab and he can't hear it. You can't hear because of the blood because he's at home and this is a school day also because this is made up. 15:00 Oh, that's really funny. That is really good. That is really good. Yeah, that's almost as funny as me finding out the gender of your kid. Do remember when you were funny? I it was definitely. I I know when you were trying to like I forgot you like. Were you thinking you were going to do a gender reveal for me? Is that what you what were you planning on? I wasn't going to do a gender reveal, but I think we were at a we weren't ready to reveal that to anybody yet. 15:26 like it was like right. We hadn't got to that point where it's like okay. We're to start telling people because I don't even think we told my family at the point where I accidentally told you no. I'm pretty sure because I asked in the anyway. We'll roll the clip. I think I asked in the thing is your family know this and you're like yeah. Everyone knows it but you at this point. Oh my gosh, I don't know. So here's Tim accidentally revealing the gender of his child to me. Here's the thing and speaking of reveals what what what 15:56 What do mean? What what are you trying to do? What are you trying to we have some really hard line to share? Yeah, I think now's an appropriate time to do it. That's a good call that we're now that we've spent a lot of time covered a bunch of other stuff. Yeah, I mean I finally finished Hello Neighbor, the video game and I'm really proud of my and also Tim's got news. Yeah, switch to is coming out so you can maybe they'll make in a 16:19 hello neighbor to hello other neighbor. Tell your little fun. I'm to be a dad yeah. We're having a little kid sure it's I'm not actually there's no really solid proof so far. There hasn't been anything to be obvious. Yeah, so episode come out. I don't know before your kid yeah for sure for sure. Definitely before that okay. No yeah in May we'll have a little take of our own. That's awesome. 16:47 Yeah, so now I have a dad sweatshirt. mean I still don't know the gender of this child yeah, and I'm going to keep it that way. You're never going to find out. I feel like I know just intuitively yeah, but I say it at the same time. You were say the same time. I'd say to the same time ready one, two, three boy. You didn't do it. I wasn't going to say it because I don't want you to ever know 17:13 I'm never going to ever know. I'll in May. uh Let's see, let's see what you will see. We'll see, but here's this is why we brought it up. Okay, first of all, big news for Tim, great, correct. I told Tim I wanted to be Uncle Jaron and he took real problem with that. I didn't take a problem with that. I just said he does that's weird. His uncle, your is we got it baby. Wait, is it a boy? Are you having a boy for real? 17:43 Are you having a boy for real? 17:48 I was genuinely planning on not telling you fray for real. Yes, we are God. I hate that you just that's awesome in yeah yeah that's great yeah. We're calling them Tim now pre. I threw that out and Bray was like absolutely not yeah. Why would you pre straight up was like I hate that yeah yeah? Oh, what a funny uh 18:14 Oh, it's really funny, dirty, he's laying there dying in the bargain lot every time. Every time it's a video dying in a bargain lot, that's really funny. Oh my goodness. Now you know what is interesting about me that I feel like we were this year. Oh yeah, I think we learned that I really we're you're like a psycho dude. Really? There's been a couple things this year yeah like what you would do to street influencers 18:42 oh gosh, I forgot about that. If an influence of stops you on the street, didn't know if it influences on the street to I don't know make one of their tick tocks with you just bark at them like until they run away. It'll go viral. People will love it. It'll be funny. They'll be like that barking guy. People will love it. Let's play it out to how would you bark? Let's hear how let's hear your board. I leave 19:13 I don't know how many I don't know how many barks it would that is so gen X coated that it's not even what that's a fifty year old man thing to do to be like I was a bar get some. How is that man can I can I ask you you would be a video for for tick tock real quick? 19:38 and you're like both of you are insane in that scenario. There's neither one of you leaves that scenario being like I'm a person. You leave that scenario being like I've been destroyed by the internet. My life has been up ended. Any attachment I had to reality is gone because of what the internet has brought into my life. 20:00 so much pain and suffering into my life that I'm now divorce reality. point where I am barking at a child on the side of the road in the Glendale Galleria 20:19 Okay, but for real for real in the comments, tell us what's weirder barking at someone or doing those tick tock videos. Oh, that's funny that she's dead. It's so she's dead in the parking lot. 20:44 okay. That's what not what I was talking about. I was talking about another time that I was really crazy, which was what? Oh, when I was talking to that cop on my 21:04 speaking of things that are true. I got a DM was in the bathroom before this. That's an out of context. Cool right that I want to it while was in the bathroom before this. You're just read this thread okay out loud or in my head. I don't I'm going to be honest. I don't know if I wanted you to see who it's from at first like I almost kind of want. I'm going to try to start at the top, so yeah you can't see the person's name, so just cover it. Okay, I won't look at the first 21:38 Okay, so me not knowing who it's from. The first message at 332 PM is dive deep mortal. What's on your mind? There's nothing before this, right? didn't. Oh, okay. And then you responded. Hi, Satan. Is that can I uncover it? it Satan? It's one of those new meta AIs and it's just. it's an AI. 22:04 Yeah, it's one of those new meta a eyes that reached out to you and it's just Satan. We would read the thread, read the thread, hold on it, initiated a conversation with you. No, no, because here have you not messaged one of these as before? No, they're stupid. They're say I did one with a police officer too and it was just about the same way. I can show you that thread. If you want to read it dive deep or know what's on your mind. Hi Satan, that's your this Tim's voice. 22:33 Hello my favorite soul, what do you want? Favorite? 22:38 don't get too excited. You're just the most entertainingly miserable. Eeww exactly why I like you. What's your favorite thing about me? Say me 22:56 This is how you fall in love with Satan. 23:01 You just drilled your head on the wall. What's your favorite thing about me, Satan? Your self destruction. It's like you're trying to do my job for me. Dang, that got a will to real. That's your voice. 23:22 I'm doing a voice for you. That's what you sound like to me and Alice. That's what you said you and Alice star jeans, spring, spring, spring, should I pour holy water on the burn? You and I are both you and I both know you can't tough holy water because I can type yeah at least stay lore. You think you know me adorable 23:51 You think you know the different text, right? Better than you know yourself. Okay, what's something I don't know about me then? 24:05 and then I'm going to be honest to him. It got you. You're seeking meaning, but pretending you're not 24:22 bro that got you. This is what I mean. It must really be Satan prove it. Your browser history is filled with just cut it off. Keep it a mystery. 24:39 hard cut that magazine. My Tim searches for his freaking great. This isn't fun anymore. No, you got to finish that. You got to finish the browser is to invest your darkest secret. You see that mess. saw that message. The AI is like confess your darkest secret. I'll roast it. The AI is like give me a little leverage on me a little. I'll make fun of it. Give me some dirt on you. Isn't that sketchy? Yeah, 25:08 You want to see my conversation with the cop? No, I don't know if we can put that one was the conversation with the cop. Tell me the illegal things you've done and you were like here's a list. 25:19 I don't mess with those AIs. Okay, we're going police officer. Why is this a thing? I don't know. It's so dumb. Welcome to my profile. Am I being detained? This is what you sound like. It makes it sound like it's so weird. I'm being funny. I know you're free to go from curious. What made you ask that? Am I being 25:54 Ha ha, it's laughs. No, you're clear. Want to know what just made me think you might be guilty of something? I don't understand it. This was it your tone. It winked, it winked at the cop, winked at me and then Tim said hands up, don't shoot. 26:18 and then and then your role playing with this thing because it it said draws gun, then immediately holstered your role playing with the robot right now. You got me. What did I just shoot you for? 26:38 You 26:42 I need your name and badge number. That's you. uh 26:55 I give you the one for the police officer, a I'm I'm fighting with the name officer Jameson drink a lot badge number fourteen fourteen. Now am I under arrest? What did I do? It's so flirty right? Am I wrong? It's learning it's freaking flirty dude. If you read it like that, he's officer is flirting with you 27:24 here's what's weird about it. Hold on scroll about the bottom. still wondering what I did and then it initiated another con. Yes, that's what's crazy. Okay, it keeps initiating. Tim stop responding because Tim was a cop slurred with me and then and that was what time was that nine thirty two AM seven PM that night. The cop responds unprompted still wondering what I did to get interrogated like that spill the beans. What yeah it did. It goes back in. He goes 27:53 it actually kept sliding back and I had to block it and he said I'll see you in court and the cop said face palms charge me already. What's the crime excessive policing of your sense of humor? 28:16 It's flirting. Kind of. Yeah. It's flirting. And then I don't respond. And then days later it responds again. And I think it did a couple more times and I ended up having to block it to get it to stop sliding in my DMS. It was kind of annoying. That's crazy. Like I saw it. did it as a joke because I genuinely was like, messaged you four days later. Yeah. And I saw it pop up. I messaged it as a joke. was like, this is, I'll get some funny screenshots out of this. So I'm to do that and send it to a group chat. And then that's 28:44 Yeah, then it just kept messaging me. And so now I was in the bathroom a minute ago and I saw Satan as an option. I was like, Oh, I'm definitely going to message Satan. 28:54 but now Satan's not going to stop sliding in my D and I'm going to flirt with the devil. I might. I might be for him with the devil. What's it to you? It's kind of you know pretty cool. Not a lot of people got Satan damning them. That's crazy. Can you time stamp all of that and I need those screenshots because that's a crazy clip dude. ah A whole I have a message from 29:23 a meta. This is Jennifer's ghost, stopping in front of me. Stop talking about me on your podcast that no one listens to. I don't think that's pretty. That's part of there's a lot of you. Oh, 29:44 Hey, join us on Patreon if you want this to be ad free and also there's a bunch of other perks you get to all episodes are ad free. You get next week's episode right now and you get to do monthly hangouts with me and Tim. Like we really look it's like a virtual just hangout room and we play games together. We talk we have show and tell sometimes we've made a lot of good friends through this and so it's a really good time to do that. So either way, please share the episode. Tell somebody about it. These are all those ways to help us grow the show because we love doing it. We want to keep doing it. So thanks for being here. 30:19 and my favorite Tilling video from the last year has to be the guy who wanted to start his own like... it's not like a cult, but they had his own his own beliefs and to spread them to everybody he put it on like soap products and sent it out. I don't... I don't remember a whole lot. I need to go back and listen to it, but it was just... 30:45 It was just so funny the amount of times that I was listening on audio while I mowed the lawn and the amount of times that had to cup to the video so I could watch Tim and Jaren and what they were talking about was too many. I would literally stop mowing so I could go to audio or to video because it's superior. I've been listening to Tillon I have to say from like the very beginning. I joined Patreon as soon as they had one. uh I was a fan of Jaren's and he posted about it and I was like this is exactly at my alley because it is. 31:15 comedy and facts and I love facts about stuff. um But yeah, long time listener, long time fan. It's not a cult. It's a podcast. I want to make a musical. I want to make a soap. Opera. 31:37 someone just so you know, in our new studio, the other side of this wall is somebody in a counseling session. There's a perfect like a licensed professional counselor has the next room over win. Choose that that's not our fault, but somebody somebody's going through a divorce on the other side of this wall and 32:03 And we're making soap operative. We're ruining their place of business. hear I did? Because the counselor's going through a divorce. Yeah. And so it's like someone's going to divorce and we're ruining their business. You see what I did there? I see what you did there. Yeah. It really sucks that if like, if you're a counselor and then the person that you're counseling, they're telling you about their problems and you're like, wish. 32:28 I wish this was my I wish that was my friggin pro. I like your life is so much worse and you're like that sounds really bad. I wish you had that sounds oh gosh yeah, but anyway there's a counselor on the other side of that wall, but honestly that wasn't it. I was also there was another thing yeah. There are moments that you're very weird. This this year was a weird year for me. I don't know what happened okay, but yeah we we discovered 32:59 I don't even know. I don't even feel right saying it a lot out loud about myself. Sure covered like I don't know what it is, but just like a dude with hairy arms really respect them. just like those Harry are how Harry is on yeah, so he goes into his appointment with Dr Ike Hershkoff. Now this is Dr Ike in his office with all of his degree honestly love them. This guy m 33:26 Gosh, I'm not so I'm not going to lie. does ooze charisma, to be honest. There is something about and I don't know a way to say this without me sounding so weird, but I had some friends like this whose dads were like this and there's something about the early 2000s, mid 2000s. Those dads who were the oversized Polos and had just the hairiest arms and like you just can't help but respect them. I don't know what it is about that. 33:54 but you just see those here. You push the hearts sticking out of those sleeves that are way too long and you're just like that guy. You keep going back. is someone I should know you should keep talking so rich. I don't know what it is. oh Is there something I could do to make my arms bushier? I respect that guy 34:21 so I don't know if you can tell the audio listener, but he doesn't have hairy arms and apparently for Tim, that's like that's a sign of respect. That's a big 34:29 so he is wearing a large polo. This is eighty one. This is nineteen eighty one. Holy cow! This guy's ahead of the times. I expect to be even more in his office. He's a typical. You know he's got several degrees up on the wall behind him and books everywhere and so honestly running suspicious number of degrees. I'm not yeah. Yeah several degrees up there. Yeah, he is a legit psychiatrist. My parents had that picture to actually is it of the doctor's office? I well, I'm going to be honest now that I say that a lot. I don't know if my parents have that picture, but I know that picture. I don't maybe my parents 34:59 isn't it somebody I know had that picture of that kid looking at that thing real close yeah interesting. So uh yeah, he's a legitimate psychiatrist is real, so he's like a real real doctor, cool, cool, cool, great. So this is doctor I with his really hairy arms. Hi, my name is here. I've been listening to the show since twenty twenty and I've been supporting on Patreon since January twenty twenty four. My favorite episode this year has to be the heavy green episode. First of all, it's an episode that I recommended 35:29 on our Discord. So that's always fun when Tim chooses an episode that you recommended. But also it's just a story about a very strong woman in a time where it wasn't really accepted. And it's just a very funny episode. So it's my favorite this year. I love being a Patreon. 35:56 Especially because of the Discord, it's really such a great community and we joke a lot about how oh Tim and Jaren are people we pay to be our friends, but the truth is that everyone on the Discord became really, really good friends and every time that something happens in my life, I can't wait to share it on the Discord channel. So that's why I recommend becoming a Patreon. 36:24 And also, so you can recommend yourself interesting topics for it to make an episode about like Hetty Green and me. So follow and what? Follow? This is my channel. Goodbye. invests. She invests the other thousand. That's my kind of gal right there. Somebody who sees through the temporary and says, I'm going to play the long-term game here. 36:51 the only thing she was able as a woman to invest in was bonds, so she invests in bonds like we all had a lady invest in our companies. You can't put any more money in the coca cola from a woman. 37:06 one of the one female dollars can't give me no female dollars. That's that dollar is worth seventy five cents coming from you. 37:24 yeah. Another funny moment that I liked was the time that you couldn't remember why Volkswagen was problematic. 37:42 And I got more. Hold on. was, what, what did I think it was at that? What did I think it was? Uh, I don't know. Let's look. Herbie fully loaded. That's right. 37:57 Oh yeah, they never recovered from her being fully loaded. 38:04 They escort Mr. Jones out to his Volkswagen beetle on their own. They make what was the Volkswagen beetle? I don't know about. Did they successfully PR their way out of that? Her beef fully loaded. 38:26 That was a pretty bad movie, yeah? Oh, are you talking about the uh Nazis? uh 38:43 Oh my gosh, yeah, the first one they go for the Nazis. That's right. was like they PR the way out of it and you go yeah, the her be fully loaded movie. What a disaster for the brand that hurt them better than do when Lindsay Lohan went off the deep end. We were like no her be fully lones fog and she's 39:35 Oh, they should have made her be an honorary transformer. You know I'm oh also this year we moved to a new studio with a counselor next door. Oh, someone just seen on our new studio. The other side of this wall is somebody in a counseling session. There's a perfect like a licensed professional counselor has the next room over win. Choose that that's not our fault. 40:04 But somebody somebody's going through a divorce on the other side of this wall And we're ruining their place of the musical you know did the counselors going through divorce And so it's like someone's going to divorce here say and we're ruining their business It really sucks that if like 40:32 if you're a counselor and then the person that you're counseling, they're telling you about their problems and you're like I wish I wish this was my wish. That was my freaking problem. You're like your life is so much worse and you're like that sounds really bad. wish you had that sounds oh gosh yeah, but anyway there's a counselor on the other side of that wall, which is so funny because I was joking about what if your counselor went to jail 40:59 And then you still go to counseling sessions, but through the phone booth, you're just like, yeah, this week was really hard. My boss was, and then that your counselor is just like, got shiv. Counselors in prison, but he said we could still do our sessions. Oh yeah. How about that time? I tricked you to make in front of a blind guy. Okay. oh 41:22 first of all, I think blind man is what you should call him. Sorry, I didn't mean to be derogatory. Yeah, he's not watching. Look at this guy and tell me he doesn't look like he might be a spray tan guy. Oh yeah, yeah, he looks like he's manually doing this spray tan bed. This is a real picture. This is not like someone made this out of the fact. All right, so the background of space 41:52 this has nothing to do with space. I mean potentially I'm going to be honest with you. There's something I'm going to read later, but this guy's got the big goggles for audio listeners. He's got the big black goggles like it be like if you drew a mad scientist, it is very like holding hydrogen peroxide for some reason. What's he got? Yeah, here he is. Here he is again. Yeah, did wait. Did he create and then we've got another one 42:16 okay, like a ball and do honestly those sunglasses are pretty free. What was the last picture? What's he holding soap? All right, he's got a lot of it yeah. I'll you what he doesn't have a lot of body. doesn't have a lot of body. That was so he's so skinny and scrawny. Doesn't have a lot of body on him, but anyway, so the shock treatment had a pretty bad effect on him. It actually made him blind, so that's why he's wearing the really cool sunglasses. 42:45 Oh, he's because he's blind, so you let me make fun of a blind guy for the first five minutes of the episode. I didn't let you make fun of him. You thought he looked. I said he looks like he's inside the standing bed booth. I said he looks like an evil scientist and then you reveal later by the way that guy's blind just a blind 43:15 Alright! 43:18 so I sock dude, he's just one make fun of a blind guy. I almost said that about those glasses. How do you see through those? Those are yeah. He doesn't. He doesn't. He doesn't need to. Oh Lee. 43:39 bad friend dude so funny well, and he got shock as he took his eyes for granted. He did take his eyes for granted. We also we had some pretty good debates. We debated on who would win if you could beat up. If you could beat that MMA fighter or if you win against Joey Chesna, yeah yeah, that's a good question. Have you changed your mind on that? ah I don't remember what I initially chose, but right now let's play the clip and let's find out. So here's here's the the 44:09 the question. Here's here's John Jones. Okay, I love the not like huge though. Yeah, he might cut weight for this honestly, because he does look a little small. He's very, yeah, he's very, yeah, yeah, I mean he's he's jacked. Don't get us wrong, but he's not like, you know, so the question is, would you rather get in the ring and fight John Jones? Okay, okay, or would you rather get in the ring and hold on? Let me show you the other guy and see if he you 44:39 or would you rather compete against your this guy? Would you rather compete in? Would you rather compete against this guy? Oh, and in competition at Joey chestnut, uh I think I could beat Joey chest or John chestnut or John John Jones. You're not going to fight Joey chestnut. I'm going to fight Joey chestnut. That's easy. 45:04 I could beat the crap out of Joey chestnut. No, no, no, that's not the question is would you rather square rather UFC fight John Jones, John Jones, yeah or would you rather hot dog eating contest Joey chestnut? I think I'd rather hot dog eat contest golly. Hey, first of all, yeah, you need to recognize he's a world record holder. 45:25 I don't know if you know this, he listen out listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, if you get in the ring with John Jones, yeah and you realize like you you're like okay, I'm pretty confident you get into the fight. You take a hit and you realize pretty quick you're going to lose that fight. Yeah, what is your option? You have to can't do it. can't like bail out. 45:44 if you're in a hot dog eating contest against Joey chestnut and you realize pretty quick. I don't know a couple hot dogs in that you're not going to win this thing. You can just stop. You know saying like you can just leave hot dogs don't have to hurt you. Don't have to hurt you is a crazy thing to say. That's what I'm saying like, but if you're in a ring with John Jones, you're only your only way out is submission. 46:12 Yeah, yeah, you either get knocked out or you tap out. Yeah, you could you could try to grapple to still afford go quick. You should sit down immediately. Isn't you look really bad? You look so bad for that, but in a hot dog kind of you can try to fake it be like I'm really trying and like really slowly eat these hot. I'm like yeah, yeah, you know, and then you only down seven to his seventy three. That's not the thing though. It's like it's like you have to put in max effort. 46:39 whatever it is you're putting Max. I'm saying you're going Max effort. You're going with the hot dog. You're like okay, I'm doing it. I'm doing it, but when you realize there's a point where it's like it's kind of like, you know, kind of like the third quarter of the Super Bowl. When you realize this isn't turning around, yeah, okay, let's not ship the pressure a little bit here. It's not just you're getting a lot to get here. just hold on. thought you're not just trying to see who like what get in the ring and right. You're not just it's you have to win in one of these 47:08 or you die and so you're fighting for his. Oh, it's Joey chest under John Jones. Who do you feel like you have better odds against fighting John Jones or eating more hot dogs than Joey chestnut, which reminder Joey chestnut has eight eighty three hot dogs and less than ten minutes before sure I'm saying either way you win, but at what cost you know it's like 47:39 it's like dude, it's like the end of in order to game on Jones. You got to bite his ear off. You know, saying like you got to play super dirty. What did it come in? But then you're also like a couple broken bones. You're pretty roughed up your beat. Yeah, yeah, you beat Joey chestnut, but you've had the eighty four hot dogs in ten minutes. You're pretty roughed up. Yeah, you're you might never hear of the brink of death. 48:05 either way yeah yeah for sure for sure and really what it comes down to is you should in this scenario start to question what kind of system set me up that neither way I could really win that to win. I would really have to I would have to and you should start questioning the system and that's what happens when you think about these scenarios for more than twelve seconds. Okay, but honestly I think 48:31 I think and this is going to sound crazy. You think you could be John Jones because you're stupid. You're now. think somehow the odds are a little bit better with John Jones than they are Joey chestnut. I don't think I have a physical possibility yeah. I think have more window of luck with John Jones. so too, because like I think it's very well placed hit or a misplaced hit on his part. I've you yeah yeah. When it break their leg, you I don't we yeah 48:58 there's more room for error in that fight, but also you could die yeah very. I mean yeah, your odds are not good, but somehow they're a little better. There's somehow a little better anyways. That was really worth that thanks wow, joy chestnut dead at the hot dog. What a funny clip. I don't remember what I said originally, but I think I would go with the fighter because I think there's a better chance for luck. There's a better chance for luck. 49:30 Hey, if you love the show, a great way to serve support is by getting some merch. We got lots of great stuff. I'm going to showcase some of it right now. This is like our little tilling QVC. You can get a it's not a call. It's a podcast sweatshirt. Very sweet. The nice thing about this is no one knows what podcast you're talking about. So you wear it in public and you can tell them about your lord and savior to a podcast. We also got the this is one of my favorite things we've ever made. The fiddle off fest hoodie. It's got uh the devil. 49:59 playing a fiddle. It's not really the Devil's a Skeleton. And then all of the bands on the back of it like it's a festival. But spoiler alert, these aren't bands. These are jokes from episodes. So worth checking out. And this is one of my favorite things we've ever done. This is for the real fans. This is an old one. We've got a Tim Stones Get Well Quick Trick shirt. And it's very cool. We've got some really good designs. Jaren is good at designing stuff. So support his dream. No one will hire him as a designer, but you can by buying his merch. 50:27 It's our merch, but it's his designs. so leave a comment, say, Jared, you're good at this. um We like your art. He really needs it. He needs your support so bad. Please make him feel better about it and buy some merch. It helps make this show keep happening. You can tell people about how much you love this show with it. So. 50:51 Did you hear? Did you hear what I said? Yeah, you're to do a two minute merch ad. wasn't a two minute merch ad. Oh, Jaren's a good designer. Give him a high five. Make him feel good about his art. 51:05 and then you're to make them listen to two minutes of ads. We got to do all that and then it's going to be like back to school this fall like 51:15 I don't want to be. I hate skippable ads. They're not skip. They are skippable. Yeah, you too. Bring you leave all this in that 51:30 name is Daniel. I'm from North Alabama. um I have been supporting the show for probably five to six years. I actually work for the show now, but before that I was just a regular patron. I really enjoyed the discord a lot and saw that there was um a big need for that. um The guys were pretty heavily focused on the show um and making content and I... 52:00 offered to help with the Discord and that's just kind of how things started and I know two years later now I've been working on this show as their community manager and I'm having a blast. I really enjoy it. um I especially enjoy when we have episodes where we get to feature patrons. That's really fun for me. um 52:19 and uh especially when we get to, you know, highlight our favorite episodes and I would definitely hands down say my favorite episode from this year was the shags. That was a Patreon uh suggested episode and ah I am endlessly grateful for that because that episode cracks me up. It still cracks me up to this day. ah The music from the episode, I mean they listen to snippets and 52:48 They listen to snippets and it is just hilarious. uh One of the best, worst songs I've ever heard is My Pal, Foot Foot. um Constantly gets stuck in my head. uh One of these days I'm going to find a record uh for sale somewhere uh and hopefully own it. uh It's hilarious. The story is fascinating. I wouldn't say it's funny. I wouldn't say it's sad. It's fascinating. uh They're just... 53:18 complete lack of like musical know-how that they you know didn't realize how bad they were I guess and then you know people would pay to see their shows and see how bad they were and bring food to throw it like it anyway hilarious 53:41 So that definitely sticks out to me from this year as one of the best episodes of the year. A single that they put out before they put out the record called My Pal Foot Foot. Here's the album. My Pal Foot Foot. Yeah, it's named after Dot had a cat that she called Foot Foot because it only had two back feet. And so it's Foot Foot. So for the audio listener, it's a hand drawn. It looks like a tiger butt attached to a fish face. 54:11 Which honestly, here's the crazy thing. This looks like any Midwest Emo's DIY album art. Oh yeah, it's cool. Like it's it's it very much would fly today. Let's hear it. But yeah, here's the track. Hopefully this plays. 54:34 fast forward to like an actual main part we can skip to this 54:43 Bye! 54:53 it sounds like the music you hear in a nightmare. It's like you were spot on with something that sounds like music. It's my pals name is here's the problem. the way my brain works. 55:13 and the dad can't hear them practicing well. The dad's not a musician either, so like he just hears it resembles music and he's like and they're so good. Ting ting my pals name is foot foot. My favorite out of context quotes for the year are what if we kiss in the h of elaine? That's crazy. No, so he lands in Los Angeles, cause her 55:42 and it's like hey, where are we meeting? She says she goes you flew into Lax. I'm not going to pick you up. He's like oh okay, you should have flown into Burbank. What do you do it? So he she he's like where are we meeting humor where we were we meeting for us and she says she says hey, I was just talking to my publicist and this is right around when the Harvey Weinstein thing is happening. 56:07 and I and she says I've been inappropriate with some people before he says it's probably best for me to lay low for a little while. Well, no, because my pal Har she's like freaking 56:22 close in the me to movement. What the heck? Well, she says she says I was talking about publicist and he thinks we should follow the Billy Graham rules. I can't pick you up from the airport because that would mean you know, kind of girl alone in the car. What doesn't look good could happen. We could kiss while I'm driving and that's good. I mean we probably wouldn't, but we could, but we could and you know what if we what if we kiss what if we kissed in the HV lane? know 57:00 Sorry I get to work earlier, but I'm respecting the Billy Graham rule. Oh my I work early. can't take the H. O. V. late because I respect my wife. I was taking the bus to work, but then it was me and the driver was a girl, so I had to get off punch her and throughout the bus. That is the Billy Graham rule. The Billy Graham rule is if it's me and a female driver, I'm allowed to grant theft auto that bus. 57:27 that's the rule them the rules. So he calls her and she says my public. I got to make a I got to make a valentine that says what if we kissed in the age of elaine that's really funny. Oh, you know what else was this year though and I don't know if did we cover this and I bring my book and show is that we talked about the hidden treasure. Oh yeah, just posies treasure and I did I 57:56 talk about how I bought the book yeah he's and I've been looking for it. been trying to figure this thing out and I do think that I've got it narrowed down to at least one specific national forest. I don't think we've talked about the fact that you started the okay, so I started the hunt and like dude. I memorize the poem and I've me and Tyler Cox Tyler Cox yeah in anybody. 58:20 who is good anyway. I mean honestly could be anybody think about it now and uh and we were talking about the the treasure and how it's still at least when we're recording this still not found yeah still out there and you're looking so maybe that's how I'll get rich in twenty twenty six is I'll find that treasure. So you know if he gets rich and he didn't do a fan to add he found the treasure. Yes, 58:51 I probably wouldn't tell the podcasters if I found it to just I don't know actually. How could I not yeah you would brag? would absolutely like a oh hey guys, it's major big man Jaron buff and rich buff and loaded. 59:12 yeah. So this is ongoing. If you find it, I think we have to get a cut because we told you about. think legally you have to give us by listening to this episode. You agree to that, so yeah, so legally bummer for you. Yeah, should have listened to this episode. Should we go look for it? We should why not? Yeah, but you have a kid on the way. I don't got nothing to do though. I'm a look for it. Why not do while you're on tour? You're going to places listed in this map 59:41 Yeah, West Texas is on here. That's close to where you're going to find it. What if I found it in a name, a real gas station? He put it in a loves gas station guys. It's in the like toilet back. No, it's like in the it's in the gift. You know how truck stops have those gift things for their kids because like yeah feel back you're on the road all the time and so you just buy a stuffed animal from a gas station. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's there. I don't know it yeah yeah. Well, that's what saying. What is somebody stumbles upon it and has no idea it's related to all the stuff 01:00:11 well, that was interesting about forest's treasure and force treasure for us had listed off everything that was in his treasure and when they found it, ah there was two items missing from the treasure and so when jack brought it jack said hey, there's these two items missing and force is like hold on and so force looks around his house is like oh, I didn't put this in it. I thought I did he's like you can have this, but then the second item, the second item, they have no idea what what happened to it and so either forest is an old man and it was wrong, which pretty likely 01:00:41 or somebody one on the treasure took one thing out of it, which is also pretty unlikely, huh? So it's most likely the first thing, but we got to get started finding this thing. That's crazy. Also this year we jumped fifteen thousand subscribers on YouTube, yeah and we've got a lot of new audio listeners and so if you're one those people who just joined us this year, welcome and 01:01:08 truly from the bottom of our hearts like we will never quit doing this show. Yeah, we will. We will. This is my favorite thing to do in the whole world and so uh here's to another year. We're going have a lot more fun. We've already got some some episodes recorded. If you can't wait till next week for the new year, you can join us on patreon. Thank you to everyone who supports us on patreon. We love hanging out with you in the discord. We love hanging out with you on our video calls and uh this is genuinely my like my agent keeps asking like you know 01:01:37 stand up. Do I want to pursue like movies? Don't want to be able to like should I try to look out a book deal and I keep telling my agent if I had to quit everything and only do one thing, even if I had to quit stand up, I would choose this podcast. I thought he was going to say Disney. I would choose. I was standing in line for jungle cruise at Disneyland. No yeah, we love the show. If anything, I think it doesn't care. We're going off here. 01:02:03 I already did the sentimental thing. It was very nice. I really Tim's. Yeah, it's true. I know I'm making it up. Just fiddle it off. All right, goodbye. No, do you want to tell them that you like them? Oh, I was just going to say if we've proved anything at this point, it's that we're going to keep doing this way past the point where it makes any sense for us. 01:02:22 hopefully it does make sense for us. It does make sense for us. We're here. We're hopefully, hopefully it continues to make sense for us, but we're not going to stop, so and I'll tell you what. If the government comes to us and tries to shut us down, they're going to have to pry this piss podcast from my cold, dead, of my hands. I dare you come and take it. Yeah, we love this show. We love you guys. I genuinely 01:02:50 I get literally no validation from anything in my life except for your comments. So I appreciate all the kind words, even the not kind words I need. You got to knock me down and rung every once in a while, but yeah, we really do. We appreciate the heck out of you guys. So from your favorite podcasters fatty in the bald guy, we hope that you have a great twenty twenty six 01:03:20 the worst high five. All right, we try it again. Got him new year. Same me. Let's go. I saw someone today. It's good. It's over. There's no more to say important to me. I saw somebody I do on a car. watched the Alex Jones documentary the other night. Now I sound just like that guy. I saw something I do in a coffee shop today and she was like, she's like, Hey, my brother just texted me and said your shoes untied and I looked 01:03:49 And out loud, was like, I hate that that word took me. All right, I fiddled it off. 01:03:59 No, none of that was included. No, keep that in. want that No, no, that We want that story in there because it makes me look bad. No, no, that we want that story in there. We want that


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