The Most Famous Inventor You Know Nothing About | Samuel Morse Ep 332

06-30-26

Episode Transcription

00:00 Hey man, what's up? Have you ever heard of Samuel Morris? Samuel Morris, Morris, Morse code. Yes, yes, it's the yes. Yes, I'm not even going to try to bury it. Sure. I tried to bury it with the other guy and you caught it and so I'm not even going to pretend the other guy. Yeah, no, but yeah, yeah, Morse code. He's known. Well, he he uh he invented Morse code. Yes, yes, but he did it as like a redemption from all the 00:26 Tom Z built he was like maybe he is bored. if I figure out a way to communicate over wire, people will forgive me for blowing them up. Yeah, yeah, 00:39 You cut up all your petticoats. You know? I was 13, I had my first love. There was nobody that compared to my baby and nobody can be twins or can ever come above age. political position is no, I've never, never cloaked. Things I learned last night. 01:08 now this is him. This is Samuel Morris. Oh wow, very well decorated. Yeah, this is him when he was young and hot yeah see and I think I've been researching a bunch of these old guys now and I think one thing I'm realizing start dressing like this again. Yeah, like that scarf thing. Yeah, I just feel it because look at it like let's say like now this person would have had a tighter haircut right yeah and he kind of looks like that guy that showed us the office down by a union station. Yeah, he does kind of 01:38 I can't you know and it's like he looks like a normal guy in the face Yeah, like like you could very easily see him wearing like a polo. Yeah looking like a golfer. Oh my gosh Mike Yeah, I think I do I like golf. I do I love golf I want I want to be a golfer so bad so should we get should we go? Did I tell you did I tell you last year when I tried to get into it a little before our arch? Oh Yes, I tell you yeah, and you got involved in that weird Hulk 02:06 he thought your I believed that I told you the story for a second and then I realized you got into that cult and they made you. They made you go scuba dive for the golf balls in the pond, but then they put a gator in the pond. It was like a funny little bit that they did. It's a thing they do here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I was a and you swam faster than it. It was a slow. ran on top of the water like 02:35 like like road. What's that character in Captain Hook in the in Yeah, yeah, me, me. Does he the one who runs from the gator at the end or is Captain Hook from Captain a Captain? Yeah, what's the character's name? Sheme? I'm pretty sure it's just me. Okay, so you ran like the character you ran like that guy. Look, look, look, look, look, 03:04 What's his name? What's his name? No, I, I got into it. I went and I was hidden around the driving range for a few weeks. Yeah, I've got a set from high school that I bought at a garage sale, but it wasn't an incomplete set. And so then I went and I bought a putter when I was in high school and I've just had this sitting around my house for ever. Yeah. And then I never like got back into it. So then I went back, I was shooting around and then one day I was there. I like, I'm gonna go. I mean, they got the little putting green too. I'm very good. I'm gonna put it 03:33 I'm going to putt. And so I went and I grabbed my putter out of my bag and I'm like, this putter is like tiny. Why is this so small? And then I realized on the butter, it says lady tech. And I'm like, Oh, I bought a woman's putter in high school and I didn't even realize that all these years later. 03:52 and then I happy to be here by the way, slid that, hid that in my bag and I ran away. You were like, no, they're all gonna know. I'm using a woman's butter because I struggle with gender roles in our society and it makes me uncomfortable. We make them use men tools all the time. 04:14 it's the same. No more so we went to top golf this weekend. Yeah, my dad loves to do it. Yeah fun. I kind of liked it now that I'm like I love to better at it. Yeah, yeah, it's fun. We should go again. It's a great time. Let's do it. The food was fairly priced really yeah. I mean I haven't been in years but I mean like it was good going and being like this is not. I mean it was wasn't bad food. Yeah, it wasn't expensive. I mean I remember 04:40 if the prices haven't increased. I remember back then being like this is a little expensive, but it's like fun and so it's like worth it. But now that if it now stayed the same, it actually be cheap compared to everything else. No think about when you went though. Was it expensive for twenty two? Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know. I mean it was like you'd spend like twenty bucks for a couple hours to play right and then food was like depending on what you got like anywhere between like the sheet nachos, big as your laptop and it was fifteen bucks. 05:09 Yeah, that's normal. The 30 a person depending on what you order, how much you order. Uh huh. You got stuff to drink. Yeah. I don't know. What are you gonna drink? Just surely temples. Give me five rounds of surely tempo. I don't want all now because I'm thirsty. Yeah. Can you surely temple place? So Morse code? No. Before we talk about more to scale, we talk about his dad, Jenna, die of Morse. 05:38 Don't have a picture of Jedidiah Jedidiah is he graduated from Yale? uh Don't give me that face right now. This is gonna be so quick graduate from Yale uh big time 05:55 Tim loves to do this thing where we talk about topic and then he wants to spend half an hour on the guys. I didn't spin and think Tim daddy issues. I think Tim just is obsessed with dad's. was so impressive. It's probably because his dad was impressive and it usually is. It usually is his dad's fault. Yeah, no. All I want to say about him is his dad was a preacher and his dad had very 06:20 strong opinions about morality and what was okay, and this was in the late eighteen hundred so as morality yeah immoral and then also on the side where were they from where they lived at Massachusetts. They were on the right side of stuff right. I mean they were on the right side, but they were on the wrong side. know, but also like you know what was the progressive position in eighteen eighty. You know, I was just listening to a podcast this morning about how childly child labor became 06:50 illegal in the nineteen thirties, but there was a growing movement for it in the eighteen seventies, so it took us sixty seventy years to get that stuff. You know, so what was like the progressive? Is it I got a topic idea for you? Why you write this one down? If you want to remember it, can we just cover all the other proposals that were not the new deal because the new deal was the compromise? So there were like wildly more radical 07:18 proposals is interesting. That is interesting. I think what's interesting we don't do. We don't have go see him do his little thing. I think what's interesting. I think what's interesting so but also his dad, Joe Dyer on the side. He was this preacher, but on the side he was the father of American geography, and so this is one of his maps. Okay, 07:46 and I don't father of American geography sure whatever that means the mid eighteen hundreds. He's like mapping the great lakes are weird, but okay yeah, but I mean it's like close. You know I guess yeah, it's close until you see the West and then you just go. He was just just like it's something like this. was just yes. It is crazy. They got a little peninsula for for Mexico right. Yeah, I mean like it looks like the eastern side pretty 08:13 close. I mean this really does look like those kind of videos where it's like it's like draw America from memory and it's like this is the good one. This is the one where so draw from their for this is like this guy got it pretty close. Yeah, he got pretty close. Yeah, and but it's definitely not to scale Arkansas Oklahoma's huge. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and I mean this is before like a lot of states to like the layout true. You don't really know where all the rivers go. Yeah, but this was in 08:42 textbooks for decades. Like this was like what we taught kids America looked like. It was close enough. And so Samuel grew up in this household, the geographer preacher and his dad Yale educated. So kind of the picture I'm trying to paint here, very like strict, like edgy, like uh academic and then also strict morally. uh And uh so Samuel comes up in this world. 09:10 And his dad really wants him to go to Harvard like so bad. He's like, I want you to go to Harvard. I want you to go to Harvard. Everyone wanted to go to Harvard that time too. He's like, I want you to get a good education. I want you to learn something valuable and then build a career for yourself. And Samuel's like, I want to do art. And his dad's like, no, no. And so his dad's like stifling his dreams of being an artist. And eventually after years and years of like combat on the subject, his dad finally agrees, fine, I'll let you go to France. 09:40 or no London. I'll let you go to London and I'll let you learn ah art and so he goes to art school in London. Right is the war of eighteen twelve kicking off, which I think I feel like we named that wrong. I don't think they were of eighteen twelve should be called. I think it should be called the second American Revolution and I'm going to like. I just feel like we didn't like, because you know anything about the war of eighteen twelve yeah. I feel like I know I know several things about it. What do know? 10:09 I know that it was in 1812. Probably the biggest thing I know about it. I feel like the war of 1812, it... I don't think it was very... I feel like that name's not very clear about what's happening, and I do feel like it was the war that made America, like, free. 10:33 like I feel like we won the revolution. I need you to know there are all of the eight hundred's. The only understanding I have of it is so our city 10:45 and so like if we picture the eighteen hundreds at all yeah I I just go yeah which is not fair because several our city is definitely eighteen eighties eighteen nineties yeah pretty late. It'd be like if I was like everything I know about the nineteen hundreds is the nineties is ninety five on you know and I didn't know about World War Two and stuff yeah you know yeah so he's there he's in London and so we're 11:13 fighting a war against them. He's there, but he's also like, so he's experiencing a weird, different perception of the war because he's in a different place, like he's in the enemy side of the war. But also something interesting is happening because he was very interested in art, but in the US at this time, art wasn't really a thing. There were artists, but there was nobody that was putting out prolific stuff. Where Europe, art was like... Everywhere. Years of history. They're doing art. And so he's in the Louvre and he's just like, this is amazing. 11:42 like these. This art is so good and he's like, I wish people back home could know what art could be because they couldn't like that. No one there knew what art could be, so he was like, I want to he's like most people don't have the access. They don't have the ability to get out here and see this. so I would like to like I feel like people knew what art was. I mean they knew what art was, but they didn't know like how good it could. It's kind of like how you know what a song is, but you don't know what they sound like right player. 12:11 She knows the songs exist. Yeah, she could tell you about her dumb little brain. Sorry, her term little brain can't hear. I heard you say the dumb part. Don't worry about it. She could tell you everything about it. She knows music theory really well. She like really understands music, but she's really been trying to try to hear it. And so she can tell you why she's like the kid at the end of polar express. She just said there. She's like, she's like, know exactly how this works here. The new why it's so special. Sure. 12:40 but I can't hear it. So keep going. So he he says, I'm going to do something about that problem. And so he basically locks himself in the Louvre. I don't know how he gets away with this, but he spends months in the Louvre just walking around with an easel painting what he calls the the the Museum of the Louvre. And so he paints a painting of the paintings at the. So that way people back home, you could take this back home and people back home could see all the most important paintings of all time. 13:08 what you like. There's a lot of people painting to the people that you should do this. I don't know if I don't know. I don't know if that's a thing like if people just hung out that museums and painted things like and it's like you can kind of see this like Mona Lisa's at the bottom. It's like the paintings are there. These are all famous paintings from history and it's like you can they're there, but they're so like you get it. You can't tell how special they zoom in. How big is this painting? Do you know? Yeah, so I actually have like a 13:38 Okay, it's pretty sizable. That's a big pain. So he was like doing his best. Yeah, so he's trying to make this painting. So this is like he's like so proud of this. He hangs it up. He goes back home. They put it in the museum back home and nobody cares. He like just sits in the museum and he's expecting people to be like, my gosh, look what they have over there. And people just like walk past it because they can't like because at the end of the day it's a picture of a bunch of pictures and 13:59 like to meta yeah yeah I understand and it's distracting too, because you don't know like what is what am I supposed to focus on here? Is it the people or is it the pictures? Is it the statue like what is what's the point of this and you also don't know like these are all famous paintings yeah you don't know they're famous paintings yeah yeah so it's like you're just like yeah this is like a room with a bunch of stuff on the wall. What is going on here and so it's not as like it is impressive yeah it's definitely an impressive work, ah but he like learns 14:27 art there and he becomes like a painter. He goes back home and he becomes a person who is like a highly sought after portrait artist. He makes really, really good portraits. Here's one of his portraits. People would hire him to make okay, and so they were really like photorealistic. Yes, we know who this guy is. I don't know some guy, so people would just hire him. He would paint them and he some guy and he built like a decent career for himself. Being the portrait guy, people hired him to do portraits. He's in the mall. 14:58 just got a mall portrait stop. It's been like hey, do you got time for a quick photo? I think that I mean wouldn't work now, but I think like twenty thirteen that would have crushed if someone tried that to do like what your paintings the same concept that you got from taking pictures in the nineties, the mall, it felt the same as a dude who did portraits of you like paint hand painted portraits. Yeah, he's got the most of their hipster. Yeah, yeah, mustache 15:23 tattooed. Yep, exactly. All those people who tattooed the mustaches on themselves, they still have them. So funny. In 2026, they still have them. Not all the time, because that spot, like that fades pretty. A lot of those people, bet, don't have them. It depends how good their artist was and how much ink they packed in there. I guess. I think a lot of those have probably faded pretty heavily. The skin there's not good at holding. Okay. I was just doing a little bit. 15:51 sorry I was wrong. I don't know a lot about tattoos because I follow Christ. I mean some of will probably do still have it anyways. Oh, don't give me points at the end there. So he he's traveling the world doing portraits now. Yeah, it would have crushed in twenty thirteen to be across from the food court, you know, because what was it the food court twenty thirteen? Sabaro uh 16:18 orange julius yeah orange julius a nameless chinese i was in vegas and i saw a standalone sabaro wild like like brick and building a full building sabaro that's crazy pretty cool that's yeah just a generic chinese restaurant yeah and then a subway probably and talk about sometimes maybe yeah yeah yeah yeah i'm trying to think what else you would have 16:45 pretzel place for sure. Oh, to Chinese restaurants. Actually, there were yeah Chinese and express no, it bad. Express one of them was a nameless. No, both of them were nameless in the battlefield. All yeah, battlefield. That's true. That's true and there was what was between them a little burger place, really cheesesteak. Yeah. Oh yeah, the Philly cheesesteak. Yeah, whatever. What is that? What is the company that is the Philly cheesesteak one? I can't start with a J right. Yeah, I can like picture the Jefferson's. No, no 17:13 what's the Philly cheesesteak in the food court? Oh no, right now I don't know. Food court Philly cheesesteak Charlie's Charlie's. Yep. Yep. Yep. Because the red logo Charlie's. That's good. I search food court with a P H. Hey, they've got that first P H O O D. You searched court 17:42 with a P. What are you talking about? You're thinking Philly food core with a P H. I was thinking Philly cheesesteak, but I did. 17:55 hey, they got one of those at the mall over here. Should we go? No, should we go get some at the Independence Mall? Yeah, dude, let's get some bullet proof. Fest go over a basically vague. That's crazy that they have anything. is crazy. Okay, so so he was traveling. I also have a guy who will paint your portrait. They I shouldn't say traveling worldwide. He was traveling the East Coast and 18:25 London. Doing portraits for people. And he was building like a moderately successful career for himself as a portrait painter. The thing is like he didn't want to do portraits, he wanted to do like influential works of art, but like he never was able to like achieve any of that. uh Meanwhile, he is on a ship on the way back home from uh London one year. And while he's on that ship, he meets a guy by the name of Joseph Henry. And Joseph Henry was a frontier school teacher turned like a uh professor. 18:55 And while he was teaching, he taught a lot of different things, but was a science teacher. And he was teaching about electromagnetism. Teaching about electromagnetism. And the concept of electromagnetism, if you don't know, if you have a metal cylinder and you wrap it in a wire and you send a current through that wire, it essentially creates a magnet and there's a magnetic field around it you can get whatever direction you face that you can get. 19:25 both sides of the magnet. And he was teaching about this concept to his class and he wanted to like show how powerful these could be, but it was kind of theoretical at the time because the only wires that existed were copper wires. And if you put them, packed them too close to each other, they would short circuit. And so the current would travel from one end of the wire to the other instead of, or travel like jump the wire up instead of traveling all the way through. Because we hadn't figured out how to insulate them. 19:55 And so he was like, theoretically, we can make these much stronger if we can figure out how to do that. And then one day he was like, oh, wait, I wonder if I could do that. So he went home and he talked to his wife and he said, Hey, I need you to cut up all your petticoats and she was like, is Morris. No, this is Joseph. This is uh Joseph. Henry. Okay. He's like, Hey, I need you to cut up all your petticoats. And she's like, what? And he's like, I'm to cut up all your coats. And so she's like, I guess you can have my own. It'll really crush. I need to cut up all your petticoats. And she's like, what? 20:23 he's like I need you to cut up all your coats and she's like okay and so then you want me to try one more time maybe it maybe try it. They run it back. Okay, so he goes to his wife. I got her pretty codes. 20:39 Hey, we just produced the price of our patreon to six ninety nine a month. That's one price for everybody. You get all the perks. You get the live hangouts, you get to join the discord, you get early access, whichever reason you're joining for. We wanted to make it one price because I hate that everything in the world is going up in price and so we wanted to make this a little bit more affordable for everyone to do and so but also you know the other goal is that more of you join it so that we can keep funding the show. I mean like what you know, how do I say that? That sounds like we're 21:07 poor and we are we are and uh no, but if you can't join us on patreon, no worries at all. Another way to support the show is by sharing it. Please tell somebody like the show and thanks for for being here for this episode. 21:24 he goes his wife, he goes to his wife, because she's like what and so yeah, he's like I need you to cover coats, cuts up all our coats and he she's like you know how you can get stuck in a loop. It's crazy because you're you're. It feels like the coil in your brain is not insulated well enough that it just jumps just instead of runs. Yeah, so he he goes to his wife. 21:52 It's the same. I got a red coat. She's like, what? I need to cut up your coats. So she lets him do it. Okay. She cuts up all his wife's coats and he makes insulation like the first insulated copper wire. And he discovers that when you do that, you can pack this in so much tighter on this coil. 22:19 And he makes an electromagnet that is packed in so tight it's capable of lifting 1,500 pounds. so he's he's capable of lifting through a magnet so he could have a piece of metal that's 1,500 pounds and that magnet could lift it. It was so powerful. And so big was it? I mean, it was a big electromagnet. Yeah. And so, and because it's like the way an electromagnet works is if the current's running through it, the magnetism is on. 22:46 If you cut off the current, the magnetism turns off. So you can like pick stuff up and move it and drop it. And so he's like, this is so great for class. So he starts showing his class that it's super fun. And then he realizes he is working in a university um that's like not like a major well-known university. It's kind of like Iowa State. Kinda. I don't know exactly where he's at, but I do know most of the population are farmers. so these farm kids are not like engaging with his subject matter very well. 23:15 means he's like I they're like make it pick up cows and he's like well that's first of all that's ranchers first of all that's not what you do. You are a farmer. Yeah, you guys need seeds. It is pretty crazy at that time like ninety percent of ninety five percent of the country. Yeah, farm like the dust bowl. I think yeah, just crazy and so he says I know what I'll do. I know all these kids keep getting distracted. They're on their phones. I want to be able to teach and I can't and so what I'm going to do is I'm going to get an anvil. I won't put this anvil in class 23:46 I'm magnetize it and then totally hang it up above. And when I feel like people aren't paying attention, I'll just cut the current. 23:55 So he just is dropping an anvil on your class. Yeah, he's just dropping an anvil. And so obviously like this is a major big piece of metal. It's like and then like he turns it back on and sucks it back up. It's like now that I got your attention and then he just keeps going on with his lecture. Like that's how he taught and he is like he is a through and through academic. So he's just trying to like 24:20 discover what he can do with this. And so he's constantly doing experiments with this electromagnetic field and uh different magnetism and running these wires and things like that. So he builds like a repeater so he can actually have like a battery that's outside of this. All Joseph Henry, by the way. Yeah. Yeah. And he's like, what if there's a battery outside the classroom and I can connect it? So he ends up he has a battery that's a mile away because he's just like, how far can I get this to stretch? And he has like repeaters in the middle of it. That's uh pushing the current further along and things like that. So like he is just like 24:50 really uh studying, but kind of just playing with electricity to see like what he can do with it. And then teaching his class. also love doing that. Nothing. 25:06 I don't feel this. I can't feel this. I go, Ray, come over here. And I go like this. And then I touch right and jeet. And I'm just like, I can't feel anything right now. Except alive. was like 16. I was serving at my church. Sorry, sorry. on. on. me try over. 25:34 I was 16 years old I was serving at my church. I got involved with the Russian mob. So when you were 16 years serving in church. the thing that they needed was they needed some electrical work done. And so was like, I'll help change some outlets. And I'm from the other side of the church, like about to change this outlet. It's like a little electrical outlet, but I'm like getting ready to go. And I yelled to my pastor who's across the church. like, Hey, did you turn off the breaker? And he's like, yeah. And he didn't. And so I just got in there and I got a pretty good little zap. 26:03 And he thought that was so funny. Like he knew he didn't turn it off. It wasn't like he made a mistake. It was like a prank that he was chip. No, I was like, you think that's funny? He's like, yeah, I was really, he's like, you should have seen your face. All that trick you do. Yeah, you've been in a coma for eight months. Kind of funny. Pretty good. 26:28 Yeah, I played this really good prank on the 16 year old kid to pranks really and uh both the same level of prank when he was 16. I electrocuted him. He was in a coma for nine months and then when he was and when he was like in college, I gave him my wife's putter 26:52 which is like so funny. It's almost as funny. So just Henry tells them all about this on a boat on the way back from England. It's a long boat ride. Yeah. So they're just hanging out and Samuel's here and all this and Sam was like, that's really interesting. Like this is crazy. And he's like, so you're telling me like you can kind of send a signal. And he's like, yeah, you could send a signal really far. And Samuel's brain starts to kind of kick around. And he's like, I wonder if like, cause my problem. 27:22 was that like there's really cool stuff in London that no one back in the States is getting to see. And so what if we can use that to help them like see stuff from London? And so he starts to kind of theorize a possible world where you can run one of those wires for miles and miles and miles and be able to communicate and like share information with each other across the mass distances. And so uh he goes back home. 27:50 And he meets up with an NYU professor named Leonard Gale. uh And he's like, he's like, Hey, I heard about this thing. I want to build it. Here's my idea. And Leonard is like, yeah, theoretically that could work. Like you should try it. And so he kind of talks, coaches him through like how to build it. So he goes home and he builds his own little device that could transport things. And it was like the first rendition of like a Morse code device. Um, essentially a Morse code device. Essentially the way this worked was you would have a single copper wire. 28:19 on one end of a system and you would use this to kind of tap a bell and that would create this electrical signal and that signal would travel and on the other end it there would be a bell that it was tap back exactly the taps that you you sent. The problem was he was having a really hard time. The signal would get really weak really quickly and he couldn't get it to go the full distance, so he shows back up at NYU and he's like look what I got and the professor's like oh, that's pretty cool and then he's like look at like die so fast which professor we're talking about Gale. Yeah, Gale 28:48 So Gale helps him build a repeater. Gale's like, here's what you would do like to get it to where it could, could travel further distances. Right. Meanwhile, he also finds, this guy by the name of Alfred Vale, which very similar name. Gale, Vail. Yes. Gale, Vail and Morse. And Vail was like a financier in New York and Vail was like, this could, this has some potential. And so Vail invests in his idea and Vail. 29:18 and him start to talk about like how they could use it, how this could be useful. Cause right now it's just like, you can just send like some sounds, but it's, and so in Morris's brain, Morris is like, well, what if like you would hit the button and it's like, okay, I hit it 12 times. And then we have a book and for every number, there's a book where we associate associate every word in the English language to a number. So you go through and you'd like, one, two, three, four, five, one, two, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, one, two, for every word in the English language. it takes like 29:47 hours to decode this thing. And Vail was like, that's a stupid idea. oh That's such a bad idea. And Vail's like, just do a code. Like just do it to where each like dot and dash equals a letter. And so Vail is like, okay, I'm going to help you come up with a better code here. What Vail does is that really interesting. He goes to local printing presses. He just hangs out in the press and he pays attention to a couple of things. He pays attention to the letters that are getting used the most. He pays attention to the letters that are like the most like damaged. 30:15 in the press. Yeah. And he says, OK, we're going to R-S-T-L-N-E are the most common. Oh, I thought you were spelling something. I was like, that doesn't sound like a word. 30:37 So he, yeah, I was spelling food court, R S D L L E that's supposed food court, right? So they come up with what ends up becoming Morse code and the way they did it is the easiest letters um were the ones that were the most used letters. Right. And so they're just dots and dashes. The way it is, is a dot is a quick signal. A dash is a long held signal and they all uh establish a different letter in the alphabet. um And so 31:06 They were doing these tests where they were interpreting these different messages back and forth between each other. And this was working pretty well. And so they essentially had this proof of concept and they knew, okay, if we want this to actually uh be successful, we need to build a uh sample for this. And so he says, I want to actually go to the U.S. government and I want to ask them for $30,000, which adjusted for inflation is about a million dollars today. And he says, I want to build a line, a telegraph line from 31:36 I think it was New York to Baltimore, so I can test this and see that this actually works long distance sure, and so he goes to Congress and Congress ah basically is like okay. We're going to work it into our next big bill yeah and Congress is like let me send an email and see if we're allowed to this. 31:58 uh chat bot says it's good to go. says great idea. This has never been thought of revolutionary thinker. It was Washington and honestly that's the difference. So in eighteen forty three Senate convenes to go over their next like finding their budget for the next year in which year we're talking eighteen forty three got it and uh the line was actually Washington to Baltimore. So misspoke there, but Washington to Baltimore way closer. uh Yeah, 32:27 Yeah, say yeah, like I'm wrong. Yeah, right. It's way closer, but it's also still not that much further. All right. See, I mean, it's probably, it's what I hate. Here's what I'm going to say. I'm going to say twice the distance is what I'd say. Baltimore is going to be double the distance of Washington to Baltimore. I know Washington and Baltimore are very close together. Washington, DC, Baltimore, let's see. 46 miles. Okay. 32:55 I yeah, I think I feel like that's possible. Maybe it's about a hundred. What is it? They're close. Oh my gosh. Apple made maps on. made everything unusable. Holy cow, dude. That's crazy. It just freezes up. That's so 46 miles, one hour. So Baltimore to Washington DC, 46 miles. Yeah. All right. And you're guessing double 33:23 I think it's probably close to double, maybe 100, it might be 100. I'll say double, so that's 92 miles. Yeah. 33:31 What is it? A hundred and eighty eight so like a lot more. So like, okay, whatever. Fine. So it would have been way more expensive. Anyways, Washington Baltimore is the proposal. They said we'll put in our next funding bill, but that year the funding bill was highly contested and so they convened to go over the bill. He shows up in Washington. He's sitting in like the gallery of the Senate floor, like listening to the debates and they're like heavily combating over this. 34:01 He's got a senator that he's like in cahoots with. So senator's like, we're going to argue, we're going to get you in. And then he comes to him late in the evening that night, and it has to close at midnight. And he comes to him, he's like, Sammy, I don't know, man. I don't think this is going to happen. Like, we're spending so much time on all this stuff, I don't think we're even going to get to your thing. And he's like, I think you should just go home. I don't think it's going to happen. Yeah, you should make the long drive back. So Sam leaves, dejected, goes back to the hotel. 34:29 very upset about what's happening. And the daughter of that friend, name's Annie Ellsworth, the next day, he meets up or he runs into her at like a local diner or something. And she's very excited to see him and he's dejected. And she is the one who actually tells him the news. Hey, at midnight last night, right as the bell told, they got it through. You got your $30,000 funding. And he is speechless because he did not expect it to happen. When it happened. 34:58 they argued, they argued, they argued and then last thirty minutes they just skyrocketed through all the last budget issues. Okay, okay, vote, vote, vote, whenever it's kind like whenever you waste a lot of time on an episode and then right before the end you sneak in like yeah, CIA CIA CIA ghosts aliens, ha ha ha ha all right, fiddle off, you know, like that's like you do that at the end. So you're like so is dad who's got hairy arms and big biceps and is very impressive. 35:29 And then also here's the thing he did. All right, cool. So the main thing is dad is hot. 35:45 So he's so excited about this. Yeah. That he says, he tells Annie, says, Hey, he says, look, I'm so pumped that you told me this. So pumped in fact, that I'm going to let you send the first message when we built this thing. Okay. It's to work. They started building it. And what's interesting is their original plan was to run this underground and lead pipes. Um, but they, 36:08 were having problems with conductivity because it's lead pipes. And so like they couldn't get that insulation to work right. And they ended up pivoting half with the project to do overhead wires. Yeah. So it's really interesting to think about, like, if they could have figured that out, what the world would have been like because we crossed the country and power lines and telegraph wires because they couldn't solve that problem. And now they can. Yeah. Now there's no need for us to have that stuff. Plastic. Right. But for real, mean, like, now... 36:35 but it's really interesting to think like that. What possible in our lifetime? We'll get rid of all these telephone poles and stuff because I think it's the infrastructure safer underground. Yeah, it's definitely a good question. I mean not not just safer as far as like safety. It costs more, but I'm saying like when storms come through yeah, you don't have to worry about those going. You know, I don't know. Actually, I don't know. I wonder we should ask our we should ask our connect on that. Yeah, we should plug into our connect on that. 37:05 so he'll say no, no, they're not. They're gonna do that. I never go to change. I gotta do that. Why? He'll go. Why would they do that? That's exactly how respond. Well, I mean like a long term because I gotta do that. 37:22 so you guys are stupid. Yeah, I remember young and I remember being so stupid. I was such a dumb person. He still listens to this. I he listened for a little while. Maybe he gave up. He might have. don't know. I don't know. He hasn't mentioned anything to us. I know it makes me think he's not listening to it anyways, so they build the line and they end up. Let me see if I can get the first message. Eighteen forty four. Okay, they run the first test 37:51 And the idea of the test was we're going to run it one way and then we're going to run the exact same message back. Okay. So they sit down to do the test. He turns to Annie. She's there and he says, what do you want to say? And she says, I want to say what half God rot and he's like, oh, okay. And then it sends instantaneously from Washington to Baltimore. was the first message that Zuck posted on Facebook? Do we know what the first Facebook post said? I don't 38:21 No, but I've got a feeling it's not good. You don't think you don't think it's what hath God released on humanity. It was probably hello world. That's like a common thing and like software developers. Hello hot girls. I'm trying to meet through this new website. I made. I was going to say I bet that I'm trying to rate women on this. Yeah, that's what I bet the first one to ten nine 38:47 Oh, the first thing was a picture of Al Pacino. Oh, with the guy with the does a picture of Al Pacino covered in binary code. All right. Sure. Yeah, it weird. uh So that message was actually a reference to numbers chapter twenty three, which is the story of Balaam's donkey. Do you know the story? It's the weirdest story in the Bible. If you don't know Balaam's donkey is a story where this guy Balaam is riding his donkey. 39:16 And he, the donkey's not doing what he wants because the donkey sees an angel and the donkey's like, there's an angel right there. There's an angel, but Bail him can't see it he's not a holy man. And so he keeps hitting or a donkey turns out. So he keeps hitting that donkey and uh, uh, the, the dot three times. And then finally the angel or what we then find out is the Lord speaks through the donkey. The donkey turns around. 39:45 to mail and time goes hey, what has that rot? No, he says, what have I done to make you beat me three times and he argues with his donkey and they go back and forth and then finally his donkey's like he's like he's like I have been your noble Steve for years. 40:06 this is have I have I been in the habit turns around and this is a lot of people didn't catch the reference because he turns around and he goes in the morning. I'm making waffles. The donkey sounds like a smoker because like I don't know if you've tried to do that, but it like it takes a toll on the vocal cords, you know, and so like that they argue in the docks. He's like finally like have I not been good to you? Like have I ever done this before? Is this a habit of mine to not do what you ask? And Balaam's like no. And then when he says no, the angel like appears to him and he kind of has this like Paul moment. 40:35 where he like turns to the Lord. The next chapter, uh Baelic, which is like, uh he's a king of some nation, doesn't matter. He's a king of a nation. He sends Baelic to go curse God's people. And he goes to curse God's people. He realizes, because now he's one of God's people, he's like, he's like, can't curse them. So he blesses them. And Baelic is like, what are you doing? And he's like, he's like, I can't, following what God told me to do. And then he looks at the beautiful place that God created for his people. 41:04 and he says, what has God rot is what Balaam says. Sure, it's like this is an amazing thing that that God has done. So that was the ideas. This is an amazing thing we appreciate you being here for Tillen Church. This week we do have a giving box that will be passed around 41:27 Hey, thanks for listening to this episode of things. I learned last night. If you liked the show, you want to support us, we've got merchandise that you can get and it's good stylish stuff that I made. put a lot of work into this stuff, so it's great to find other tilling fans in the wild and be like, wait a minute. I know that shirt. And so yeah, we would love for you to do that. You can pop over to shop.tillin.com or the QR code or there's a link in the description. There's plenty of ways to find it. We promise we made it super easy. So thanks for supporting the show and thanks for listening. 41:57 did you see a Russell brand yeah yeah. I was like what was the was a Bible fascism hasn't me. I do appreciate though that he didn't just make it up. I do appreciate that. know what I let him for me. Fine that was that was where he was like I can't find it, but this is you know I and I do feel like I you know it be like if you put a sophomore in high school 42:24 from youth group on TV and we're like you're down the face of Christianity. uh Yeah, yeah, you know, but a sophomore in high school with problematic allegations. Yeah, I'm sorry. I school is got like a history real that is clearly running from and it is crazy like knowledge, but but anyway we are going to pass the plate just wherever you're at right now alone in your car on your morning walk. Just look around there's 42:54 There's a plate coming for you. 42:58 like you imagine you're just like at a stoplight so a word and they're holding a plate full of cash. You got to put something in it. I just on the other side of the car pass it through the blade. There's a church in Springfield to use KFC buckets. I always thought that was so funny. It's hilarious. So this message that phrase what hath God rot yeah like that was like all over the news. They sent it to who was in Baltimore to receive it. It was just one of like his business part. 43:26 Okay, so that person sent it right back immediately and this was like this proved it was possible and so this became a thing where like people uh The the media for decades would use this phrase What hath God rot when talking about new technological? Discoveries being like and it was like what has God rot exclamation point like God has brought forward a new amazing technology for us That's gonna help us push humanity forward and we're gonna become better because of it. What's interesting rarely are we doing that? 43:54 You know, I feel like new technologies come along and rarely are we like, we're going to be better now. Well, what's really interesting is this phrase for this was 1844. This phrase for nearly a hundred years was what has God rot? Look how amazing this is. And now it's and then the atom bombs dropped and the headline in the Adams bombs was what has God rock question mark? And it changed that phrase. And through the end of the nineties, that phrase was a common phrase that the media would use when technology or something went too far. 44:23 and like was like the dark side. was like, yeah, God do really interesting, like change of that phrase there. And so next time you think about talking, donkeys think about that. So he then after this, this is the proof of the concept. And this is also another really interesting thing here. This is the first time we really have in recorded history where the government funds a private business venture. And it's obviously fruitful and worth it for them. Like they, the Morse code became a huge deal. 44:53 uh or I guess the telegraph became a huge deal, but kind of set a precedent for a lot of future investment that the government would do. What's interesting is this does well for him. He starts crossing the country in telegraph lines. Their copycats start popping up. He gets put into like pretty brutal. um 45:19 legal battles, yeah patents, because he patented the whole process and everything, and so he gets in pretty pretty brutal battles. One of them uh O'Reilly versus Morse is still cited to this day in legal battles. This was an eighteen fifty three because there was a lot of different things that that he had tried to patent along the process. The eighth item that he tried to patent on this process was basically electricity. Oh sure, sure, sure, sure. Basically was like yeah. 45:48 I have the patent to using electricity to communicate. And they were like, no. Yeah. And so this was the decision that was made was that you can't patent a physical reality if you discovered it. You can patent the machinery used to can't patent gravity. Yeah. And you can't even patent the concept of electric communication. You can patent your process, your machinery that does that, but you can't patent the thing. Got it. And so this was actually like, this is cited in current technology things where like, 46:17 if uber were to try to patent ride share technology, they couldn't patent that they could patent the way they do it, but they couldn't be like, we're the only ones who can do this because we're the god we have pat night right. And so it's really interesting to think about like that moment had the courts decided a little differently what the world would look like today because businesses would totally do that. Like at and t would be the only internet service provider. Like facebook would be the only right in your area. You do have a lot of internet provider choices. Don't you because 46:46 you know, otherwise, thank God, well, they would have God rod that you have multiple internet providers to choose from right, right. Yeah. Who do you have at your house? We have and could you choose another one? We could do fiber. We could do fiber. We could do T mobile. You can do Google fiber. Yeah, yeah, we could do Google in my neighborhood. I can only do spectrum. That's crazy. That is the only one I'm to 47:14 It's the only one available to my my area crazy. I mean it is it is bad out there. I'm not saying it's now, but we're not gonna crash out. We're not gonna crash out. We're not gonna crash out. Sorry. Was that a little too hard? Don't do it software. I'll do it. Sorry. We're not gonna crash out. I like you flinched. I like that you're still scared a little bit. Yeah. The person you shot me all those times when we were in college. That was easy. Anyways, so with a gun 47:54 With a gun. So here's the thing. Here's what's interesting about this. This changed the world in so many ways. Obviously you can communicate overseas for the first time. Warfare changed. How did they those cables back then? How'd they do that? I guess I don't know. Maybe radio waves. Maybe they figured out how to do it with radio waves. Maybe. I don't actually don't know how they did it overseas. They probably ran them underwater. Probably figured out a housing for it. Random. I really don't know. Anyways. 48:24 The couple of really interesting things, one, I don't know this, but before Morse code, trains were pretty dangerous because they ran on like predetermined schedules, but if there was a delay. Oh yeah, then you didn't know what was coming your way. Yeah, and so there was head on collisions all the time with trains. And so this solved that problem because they could actually communicate to you like, okay, we're behind five minutes. And then they could shift the schedules on trains. So it made train travel much safer, which made it cheaper, which made it available to more people. Same thing with ships. 48:52 it made traveling overseas safer, cheaper because you could just communicate. They had to figure out how to do radio waves because like ships had it on there. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. So it was, it had to be radio. You're right. Yeah, I bet. Yeah, I bet there was like receivers that would then put it through a line. What's the movie where he's blinking doing the Morse code? I don't know. It's probably a reference because there is a when, when did it come out? 49:21 I guess, oh, it is a reference to the real life guy right in Vietnam. There was a yeah, there's a guy who was maybe it was Vietnam. There was a war. It was a war. He's a P. W. Yeah, P. O. W. And they made him do like a propaganda video thing, but he was blinking Morse code of like torture because like the video was like they're treating us great. We're having a great time. We're having fun. We love these people right, but he was saying that about blinking torture. There's a movie. I think it's called untraceable. Is that a movie? Look it up. It was a pretty crazy 49:51 crazy on a pole with a P H on traceable. It was a movie got a thirty two percent got a sixteen percent on rotten tomatoes two thousand eight. It's a horror action movie yeah and Tom Hanks son is I was going to say I was like wait is this Tom Hanks son yeah. I never knew that this was Tom Hanks son yeah he's in he's in Fargo yeah really good. I didn't know that this was his son. I never but yeah 50:19 you know it's a website that the more people go to the website, the faster the person dies. It's a live stream saying so like you know and they couldn't figure out and then one of the guys who's in battery acid dying is codes, the worst goes the address interesting interesting. Yeah, I mean I've never seen that I've never even heard of it was a bad movie. I that 50:44 I was an eighth grade. What's it you think about all this? And I was like, there's not as many layers to this as maybe there should be. uh He ran for mayor in 1836 after he like for Baltimore or New York. They're just so close. New York. He actually ran for mayor of New York and he ran as the nativist candidate. And this goes back to his childhood. He learned this from his dad. He was a nativist, which was a kind of small. They don't wear clothes. 51:14 I'm a naked. It's my political position is no. I've never, never clothed. What that in the intro, huh? Him stumbling over my political position is thumb. No, I'm not cool. No clothes. Did I send you that video of top the log uh singing one of his songs and it's just like the arc over time of like I've seen the lyric and how now he just can't sing it. I don't think it's that he can't sing it. 51:44 I cause it is pretty fast. So there's a chance he can't really sing it. But as you go, like it slowly turns from, oh, he's singing the lyrics to like, Oh, every couple of words, he just makes a sound to like this last one. He's just, I'm not kidding. I'll show you in the after the film. He just goes, oh that's exactly the other night. So they were playing baby by Justin Bieber. Yeah. I didn't realize that I, I still know the whole rap part, you know, 52:13 hold on when I was thirteen. I have my first love. It was a ready to compare to my baby and nobody can be twenty so can ever come above age. He had me going crazy. Oh, it's pretty good. You got nah, the whole thing. No, I don't get copyrighted. I'm so good at it. So I'll be like track. He's the ease. I'm really good at it. That's crazy that you remember. I had a couple Shirley temples. That's and you get me hopped up on sprite in brennan. 52:42 and I will be a thing. I rap. We're not get too much sugar. I get going so 1936. He runs for mayor and he runs for May 1936. How old is he this 1836? I was gonna say 1836. This is before the Eric. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, and so he runs for mayor and on his campaign. He runs from a campaign he got from his dad and this was a lot of his political and moral beliefs and the nativist position he had was that there should be no immigrants 53:12 And more importantly, there should be no Catholics. He said the Catholics are the problem in this country. we didn't, if we stopped the Catholics from coming, then everything would be so much better. 53:23 I'm joking. So he was very, very strongly anti-Catholic and he was like, he's like, they're all coming from overseas and they're ruining this country. We need to make sure that we don't let them in. The irony, nothing is new. Yeah. And the irony of all this is he lost, you know, I think he got like 1400 votes. So he basically got nothing. And the irony of all this is his invention ended up making it really easy to immigrate to this country. And so like there was a big boom after 53:52 the telegraph was invented and so it's kind of funny that like he had this kind of I guess also there's a there's this is a thing where it's like this is now a universal code yeah. The whole world knows Morse code yeah, so even if you don't speak the same language, it can well you start a spell on a chance that ever I never mind, never mind, but it did. It was groundbreaking would been better if you had for certain for every word you know. 54:22 sorry I do fifteen thousand three hundred and eighty two to say fiddle off. We're not ready yet. Oh dang it. So most that part that part most countries in the world were like this is so significant. Yeah, like this is one of the biggest discoveries we've ever had and so he just starts getting showered with gifts from every other country. So like countries are sending them like gold, silver, they're sending them like amulets and statues. Some are sending them just outright money 54:51 He gets $30,000 in cash from England. And so like he's getting like all these gifts. Yeah. So he starts a business, his business does well. But the bigger, the majority of his wealth comes from all these, all these countries just giving them stuff. And so that's where this picture comes from. Like he wasn't, he was never a war person. He just got all these awards from all these different countries for like his scientific discovery. The irony of it is he didn't discover anything like literally none of like even 55:18 when he started building this like he had like it's just the John Henry's guy. Yeah, John Henry discovered this veil and what was it hail gale veil and gale perfected it and then he got the government to fund it but even hand the government he got his friend to help the government to make it happen. No, he got his friend in the government to get it past Senate. Yeah, but he has he had his other friend figure out which letters they'll have in the letters. They'll the letters. Yeah, so like he really did 55:44 very little of this. did kind of like oversee it. But I mean, I guess that's no different than any business leader now. They don't do anything. And so he ends up in 1872. He dies of pneumonia and he has an estate valued at $500,000 in 1872, which translates to about $13.4 million today. So yeah, really well. Or does well really well for himself. And that technology, like it globalized our economy. Right. It made us more efficient. It was a major 56:13 part of industrialization. And honestly, it was the birthplace of modern computing because even the dots and dashes eventually would become what we would see in transistors with bits and ones and zeros. so this concept, in one sense, he's the father of the modern information age. in one sense, honestly, he is because, like I just said, most of these modern organizations, 56:42 there is the figurehead. There's the Steve Jobs whom who brought brings the right out, but then there's the people who actually built it and he was a person who actually built it. The irony of this whole thing. It's like our podcast. The art. I'm like the figurehead and I make you do all the grunt work. I don't want to do it becomes and it's been a pretty decent partnership, but I'm also just realizing that maybe because you do all that stuff. That's why we're only have ten listeners. So he the company does everything. ah He's successful. 57:12 He's making a lot of money the thing happens um but he goes home and he's Succeeded and so he goes home and he's like he's like feels empty. Uh-huh gets back in a painting He starts painting again and he spends the last like 20 years painting paintings does a W bush thing at the end and he spends his last 20 years of his life painting and The funny thing about this is I think I don't know if he lost it or what but what we hear from written reports 57:42 is that after he died, the executors of the will come to his house and they find all these paint, like hundreds of paintings that he painted over the years. And they said they were so bad that they didn't even think that they could sell them. So they just threw them all away. And so all of these just got lost to time that potentially could have been really like famous works of art, maybe. Cause he was supposed to be. Because all the people there were like, Oh, this stuff sucks. 58:08 So is the only painting that he has on display somewhere that one of the yeah of all the other paintings yeah and what that's a good painting is what I'm saying. That's like that's the lighting is there. That's good. Well, what's interesting is this what we see here. This is a copy because he actually at the time there was this new technology and paint that he used for that that made all of the paintings he was copying outlive this painting like it deteriorated faster, and so this is actually a copy that's on display. 58:37 Wow, is this gone? Is his long gone ah and all those, all those ancient paintings that he was copying survived. So that's Samuel Morris, a painter and Morse code inventor. Yeah. Yeah. And I'm glad that he switched to letters instead of cause then you'd have to 59:01 I'm typing fiddle. 59:13 Off. 59:21 What did I say? 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The Man Who Bought Vegas | Howard Hughes Ep 331

06-23-26

Episode Transcription

Hey, man. Happy to be here. Crackin' a cold one. That's Celsius. Yeah, no, it's a forced light for audio listener. That's what we're doin'. It's not, I feel like maybe we have to clarify it because someone's like, this is their first time here. We, you know. Our first studio used to have course lights everywhere. We'd come in and say, we share it with a bunch of comedians and it smelled like weed and cores. And literally they would just leave cans. Yeah, they'd leave it around. Well, I remember that. Now we leave cans of Celsius around. Yeah, I actually, the very first space tin was one of those cans of course light. I picked it up and talked into it. I don't think so. I was like, use cans of course light. It was not, that sounds coarse, no. That's not true. And I don't, I don't want people to think that about you. I don't want people to think that you would pick up a used course light came for a bit. What's the episode about today? Use course. I am happy to be. $3.00, O.B. Stop talking. Sorry. And now I'm not happy to be doing it. Hey, when does this episode come out? Oh gosh, I'm gonna be honest with you. I have not even a slight idea. It's like sometime in June. Great. I think it's the third week of June if I'm guessing. All right. This is a ballpark. Anyway, now our Patreon is cheaper. Oh yeah. Yeah, we made the change. There's one tier. Instead of doing like two tiers or whatever, you can't pay more. Yeah, we had three tiers. There's just one tier. And so we just have million dollars a month. No, I wanted to make a solid point. If you want to be quiet. I agree. I hate that I got like three different emails in the last year from Netflix that are like, hey, we, it's going up a dollar. Yeah, the straighter he moves made it. So it's difficult to send you your Netflix. Like that's so stupid. So I hate how everything else in the world is so expensive. And we want to make sure that we're not one of those things. And we, and we want you to join it. So we made it, we made it one, one flat price. And I hope they. $40 a month. Oh my gosh. It's just like, oh no, I hate it. We need to do that, don't do that. I go, I want to do what you say. All right, Blair, we gotta talk business. Should we pay Blair or should we cut her paychecks in half? We should probably cut it in half. You do do do. She has no idea. Go over there. Ah. Things I learned last night. Did we say $6.99? Yeah, we did $6.99. OK, great. For one swap price of $699 a month. See, it's not a good bit, is it? It's not really funny. Everything is so expensive in this world. It was funny. I laughed at it. $6.99, which is the cost of a subway sandwich in 2009. So for the low, low cost of one subway sandwich of 2009, you can support this by far long. I have been thinking, like, we should launch this. We should be posting this on substackers or something. I just want to think of different ways where people are able to support the show, where they support other things. You know? Yeah, we can do that. I don't remember what I was going to try. Yeah. Have you ever heard of Howard Hughes? Yes. Yeah. Hot. Yeah. Broom. Broom. This is a double disagree. Yeah. Yeah, I'll show you another one. Oh, Howard Hughes. Yes. He's like, he honestly looks so much like the second Spider-Man. He looks a lot like... And Jim McGuire's up there. But he also looks like what American Psycho would be based out of first. I... Yeah, I could see that. I could see that. I know who Howard Hughes is, but I'm just not putting it together. Is that plane having a oil leak? It does look like... Probably just washed. Probably just washed. I had a dream last night. This is crazy. I had a dream last night. Dream last night, we... Trove out to sea, Las Vegas. Here's the thing, Alex isn't here. So I'm just alone in this, just so you know, Alex isn't here today. It's kind of sad. He, well, we should have him record a couple little, like... Yeah. Just to throw in... A couple little... You know? But he's not here, and I feel weird. And now there's no one for me to look at to be like, am I dumb? Am I dumb? Am I, you know? Plans here. Yeah, but she's dumb. So now I feel like I'm the only one who's like, All right, you guys are just dumb. You guys are just dumb together. Don't get mad, I'm not wrong. So anyway, I'm really funny because she's on the box, man. Yeah. Stay. Go ahead with who Howard Hughes is. Howard Hughes, I won't bear the lead. Howard Hughes is like a... I don't know if successful is the right term. He is a prominent, we'll use the term prominent. I mean, I guess he was successful. He made a lot of money. But depending on how you quantify success, but he was a film producer in like the 30s, 40s. Oh, yes. Okay, okay, okay, okay. That's where it is. I do know this. But he has a pretty storied... Story. Okay. I think I think the best place to start is to start with his background, where he comes from. Yeah. His dad also named Howard Hughes, but he goes by Bo. And he was kind of... Wait, what are the Howard Hughes movies? Films? What's his work? We'll get through this. We'll go through them kind of one by one. Yeah. They're interesting stops. When it count his many blessings, name them one by one. What? Oh, he didn't go to real church, did you? No. You only grew up singing... You didn't go to real church. What does that mean? Oh, did you never open a hymn when you were a kid? No, we didn't. You didn't do hymn those at my church. Yeah, that's why you're bad theology, dude. Actually, we did for a minute when I was really young and then we moved away from him. Many blessings, name them one by one. Count your many blessings, see what God has done. Interesting. Yeah, it was cool. Yeah, you know, I can't hear... And there was a Chris Tomon version that would... We're going, count your many blessings, name them one by one. Yeah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, see what God has done. It was just a weird thing in the middle for nobody really. You know. I was my wife, flag. Hey, speaking of this is month's late by the time this comes out. I forgot to tell you this morning, did you see the newsboys press release last night? No. They filed a lawsuit and they named a lot of people. Oh, I did see them post about it. And I downloaded it to search if Shama or myself were mentioned. Were they? No. not big enough to have been sued. Is it just like a, like, hey, you're making fun of us lawsuit? No, they're suing for defamation. They're saying that none of this stuff happened. Oh, because they're asking for it. Is there a lie? What do they do? Michael Tate, you know, abused people on the road. Interesting. And there's like, it's pretty verifiable. And so, oh, I think they're suing for defamation because they're saying that the rest of the band didn't know, which is, and this is, this is so true. False, they, they knew the entire, like everyone knew, everyone knew. It is like hard to believe that you could be in that close of quarters with people for that long and not know what to say. I'm saying, but they're suing people. So maybe we shouldn't, oh, allegedly, they didn't know because they want you to think you're, they want you to think you're, they think you're dumb. They're suing us. What do we care? We don't have nothing to lose. Please don't. They do seem pretty sue happy. They're going to make a whole movie about it too. God's not dead. Seven newsboys versus the world. God's, yeah, nevermind. All right. So his dad, Bo, Bo is described as, God knew, Bo, you didn't want to go down that path? No, his father, Bo, is described as a scoundrel. That's the word that's just to describe him. His early life, he lived in Joplin, Missouri in the late 1800s and he was literally run out of town by a girl's father with a shotgun. I don't know if it was a shotgun, but he was run out of town because he was like making advances on this guy's daughter and he was like, get out of here and they like chase him out of town. Yeah. Yeah. So he left Joplin and he goes to Houston and he gets to Houston. I like you editing the fly because you were about to say something and you were like, which, and then your brain was like, that's not interesting enough and you kept going and I'm very proud. That's growth. Thanks. So. Bo gets to Houston in 1901 right at the beginning of Spindletop, which I don't know if you know what that means. Okay. Spindletop was this event in 1901. Let me guess what it is. Spindletop. Yeah. It feels like it's probably something sweetish. I feel like there's a lot of blonde people in Houston just doing Spindletop. Hey, it's just Spindletop. Like I can't do it like a, you know, like a SV to say, you know, like it's Spindletop. And it's like they have a lot of brats and a lot of, you know, that's a little more German, I guess. Well, both. They got a lot of brats and beers and, and, and it's a big festival. Yeah. Pretty close. And they, they sacrifice stuff. They do sacrifice stuff in a sense. Okay. I know as January 10th, 1901, just outside Beaumont, Texas, which is like a little outside of Houston. And a little more, a little more Bayoui, a little more Bayoui for sure. Is that what it is? A guy drilling for oil. Oh, okay. Hit oil big in the Spindletop. Oh, is this Lucas oil? I think, yeah, I think this is where Lucas oil comes from. And so Spindletop gothure also known as the Lucas gothure, which I guess is Lucas oil came from this. I haven't researched heavily what Spindletop gothure. He goes to a thing. He goes to Houston and he gets to Houston, like just before Spindletop. Spindletop. And Spindletop was the discovery of this well as well was literally they tapped the well and they hit it. They didn't know how much oil was in there. And it just started gushing over 100,000 barrels of oil a day. So this was like an unbelievably like fruitful oil deposit. Sure. And so. So now he's rich. So he sees this happen and he immediately goes and starts buying up acres of land for a handful of dollars, like literally like single dollars of for land. And he turns around months later and sells them for hundreds. And so this is a, he makes a moderate fortune. Sure. It's not you're never working a day again in your life, but it is your wealthy now. Yeah. And so he takes that fortune and he reinvests it, starts opening up wells and doing digging operations. And he becomes kind of like an oil magnate. And so this is how he's father bow. And he is living that lifestyle. Howard Hughes is born in the middle of the in the middle of this whole, this whole event. Let's see. He's born 1905. So his dad is building his oil empire. Howard Hughes is born and his mom, uh, they're living this wealthy lifestyle and his mom's kind of watching what's going on in the world. And she's got this paranoia about just like sickness and disease because she's seeing major sicknesses move around the world. Did you, did you turn me up? Yeah, because you were being really loud. And I truly, like, maybe I could hear himself while I was trying to turn myself down because you're being really loud. And then I was like, well, maybe I can get him to be less loud if he can hear himself a little better. No, just hurt my ears. You were yelling into the microphone for a second. I wasn't yelling in the microphone for a second. Listener, put it in the comments, say, quiet down to him, say, speak up. Can you speak up? Say, can you speak up? Oh, it's a power. That's a power to do to people. Yeah. It immediately puts you in a position of power and you go, can you speak up, please? I can't hear you. Can you speak up? Yeah. And it also, I think it does work in the inverse though. If you say, can you speak down, please? Hey, can you be a little bad? It's a lot more rude. You be a little quiet. Can you speak up? Can you speak up? It makes it be like, maybe this is a bolt of us problem. You're speaking too quiet. I can't hear. If, hey, can you be quiet? Can you be quiet, please? It's just me. So yeah, so comment one of those below. But can you be quiet? The quicker. If there was a lot. So howard is bored in Act205000. It is a good level. In the middle of like... The oil boom. In the middle of the oil boom. Yeah. So dad's business is growing, making a lot of money. trump go Aloo. SchMienleague. Sp Davidson Top. You don't even know what that's from. Is that from something? Yeah. and educated smart listeners. We'll know what that's from immediately. Okay, well, I feel like you're making that up. I'll get rich off of you. I really feel like you're making this up. Spend the top. I need to have a little guitar. I'm engaged. I'm engaged to somebody, but then this new, you know, nanny shows up and she's so much prettier and with her short hair and her singing. And I've got a hundred kids. And so spend a little top, spend a little top. And the girl I'm engaged to has got a crazy. Yeah. She's cheaper, right? That does it. That's Steve Martin version. Because there's cheaper, rather than Steve Martin, and then there's your smiling hours, Dennis. What's his name? Dennis Quaid. Yeah. Dennis Wack. Dennis Hocknelson. Oh, yeah. Hocknelson is in that. Yeah, really weird. Same movie. Yeah. It's exactly the same movie. So, so. This is what's his name. Dennis Quaid. Yeah. So, so this is the turn of the 20th century. pneumonia. The flu. Sure. tuberculosis. A bunch of other diseases are like all over the place. Everyone's getting sick. No one really knows why. Yeah. They don't really know why. But it's just that's spreading really quickly. Sure. And his mom is so paranoid about sickness and disease. Yeah. And they're pretty well. And she washes her hands all the time. She never shakes anyone's hand. She only fist bumps. And she invented that. She started that. She's still or no deal. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You got that. So, she literally every day would wake him up. And she would check his entire body for like hives. And like listen to his breathing. To like see if he had like any sort of sickness. Yeah. Every single day. Just a good mom. So far. So far. Good mom. So, he kind of grows up in this world where he's kind of taught like, oh, like at any moment you can get sick and die. And your mom's really afraid that that's going to happen to you. And so, he's going up in this, in this world. His dad is becoming a noial financier. And he's on a train one day. And he meets a guy on this train. And the guy is like, hey, you're the owner of that, that oil company, right? And he's like, no, that's my dad. Because he's like a kid. No, he's talking to Bo is dad. Howard is not a, Bo is on the doing business. Oh, okay, okay, okay. Yeah, he's traveling for business on a train. And the sky approaches him. And he's like, he's like, hey, I'm an engineer. And I work in one of the oil fields. And I've been getting frustrated because they use these drills. And they were, I think they called them fish hook drills or something like that. I think I figured this out too, by the way, while you're so out of breath right now. Because you put the mic down and you talk like this. I talk like this. And you're hunched over. I'm out of breath because I don't breathe when I talk. Let's put the mic up. Look, chest out. I know it's really hard for you to do. And there you go. I run out of breath because I'm still got to. I run out of breath because it's not pointing down. It's pointing up. What are you talking about? I'm saying it's still point. Like it's, you got to be, you got to be loud mouth level. Yeah, but I got to look, I got to look at this. You can't see over it. No, I don't know. No. All right. I was just trying to help you be out of less out of breath. You're really worth pressing. You're stressing me out. Here's the thing. Here's the thing. Let me check your body for sickness. Yeah, listen to me. Listen for a wheeze. I am the little sick, actually. Oh, really? Yeah. That's probably more of the problem. Dad bow is on the train. And the guy approaches him. He's in. Yeah, he's like, I'm frustrated in the field. He's like, I'm frustrated with the drills. Yeah. Yeah. He's like, I'm frustrated in the field. He's like, I'm frustrated with the drills. Because they had a drill system. And the way it worked is it was the long pole. And then it was like, it fanned out in both directions. Like a 90 degree angle, the drill. And the way it worked is it just kind of chipped at the rock. And so the best oil work is oil just down there. Yeah. Yeah. There's just deposits of oil. It's kind of like an aquifer. But of just, of just oil. Oh, yeah. Okay. Way down there. And so you got a drill. And the problem with these is they, they described them kind of like chisels. And so they would kind of like batter against the rock. But the system, like when you hit rocks that were like stronger, not surface level rocks, they would constantly break those drill bits. And you're drilling down thousands of feet. And so that was like the process to get it all the way back up. Change the bit. And then you break it into the break. And so it was very inefficient. And this guy showed him a design. And he essentially designed this new drill bit that there's actually three of these heads on it. And they are, I'm trying to think of a way to describe it. If you just think of like, you know, at the end, you know, at the end of the Incredibles, when they introduced the mole, Dylan, and he's got that giant drill. Yeah. So it's three of those drill heads. And they all come into a point facing each other. It'd be like, you're having an automatic like a shaver. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So it's kind of like the mole at the end of the Incredibles movement. If you put that on the end of an automatic shaver, then instead of pointing out there is pointed together. Okay. And so the way he described it is like. But how big is this? Do you know? I mean, it's big. It's, it's a girthy, girthy drill heads. And so like the way they described it is it's like it, it chews up the rock. Because it all lines together. And so it was less likely to overheat, less likely to break. And because it was like teeth like that, even if you had chips. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. And so he takes this and he starts the Hughes tool company, which goes and starts manufacturing these drill bits. This changes the oil industry basically overnight. Right. Now oil companies through this whole time, like this was every time a drill that would break it was hours of lost time, which was thousands of barrels, which was thousands of dollars, right, of lost revenue. And so this was something that these companies were like, yes, yes, we need this. We did spills. Maybe we lose it. They, they wouldn't lose it. But they weren't pulling it. Yeah. If you weren't pulling it, you weren't making money. Right. But you started to pay all the operation of everything. Right. And then you lost a bit too. So you have to buy a new bit. And so you're just burning resources. Sure. Instead of making money. And so the whole oil industry is fucking to him to get these tools. And he sees an opportunity. That sucks. And so what he says, as he says, you see this bit, this is the best drill bit the oil industry has ever seen. And I want to give it to you. But I'm not going to. I'm not going to sell this. I'll lease it to you. Smart. And so he leases the drill bits. And so they sell a single bit. This company only leases them. And so they become unfathomably extraordinarily wealthy. Right. They are making money hand over fist. Huge, hugely, hugely successful people. And so his dad is like, I want to, I want to make a life for you. And so he tries to send them. Who's dad? Howard's dad. Just talk about both. Bow. Bow is wildly wealthy. Bow goes to how he and Bow is like how he I want you to be successful. Okay. I want to send you to college. So how he he sends how he off to college. Howard. Yeah. And he doesn't really do great in school. Okay. He ends up transferring him from Harvard. So he sent him to Harvard at 14. Which I think this was a different time. So that was like Harvard in Boston. Iowa. Is it in Boston? Tonight. Harvard's not. Don't look at me like that. Yes, he is. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. No, it's. It's. I. It's in Cambridge, which is basically Boston. Right. Cambridge, Iowa. Hey, thanks for listening to this episode of things on the last night. If you like this show, we would love to see it on our Patreon. It's a great way to financially support the show. We don't make money from this. It just helps us to pay the people who do make money from this. Like Alex and Robert are editor and maybe one day, one day me and Tim. Maybe one day. You know, but only if you join. Only if you join. We can't wait. We can't get paid. Until you pay. We can't feed Tim's kid until you join. He's okay. He's okay. The arms of the angel. The arms of the angel. The arms of the angel. I like for the second you believe. I did not think it was Iowa. I did. It was not a second. I thought it was Iowa. But I did. I can't be like maybe it's not Boston. You go, I guess. I did Brad Garrett's comedy club all week. And Brad Garrett. Brad Garrett is. Oh, who is Brad Garrett? I guess I asked him that and he crumbled. He went. Oh, how do I describe? Who is Brad Garrett? No, he's the brother in everybody loves Raymond. Yes. And so which he loves that that's what you know him from. He's actually so nice. He's great. But the other comic. So Brad would go up and do either 15 minutes or 40 minutes. Didn't you know the however long you wanted. And then you bring me up. I do 10. And then I come off stage and he would do another 15 or an hour. And then he'd bring up the other guy to do 25 minutes. And so like that was the whole thing for the whole week. And so the one of the nights. We're backstage during the other guys 25 minutes being Brad. The guy comes off stage and Brad just goes, are you done? Are you joking? And he's like, what? He goes, you only did six minutes. And I was like, no, I didn't. And I said, I said, dude, you went up there at 915. It's 920 right now. He did five minutes on stage. And he was like, you guys are messed. No, shut up. No. And Brad's like, Brad's like, dude, you've got to do the time you're paid for. And like, you know when you can see someone's eyes be like, did I do this? It's the same look that you have. He is Harvard in Iowa. It's like there's a lot. There's enough doubt that it's like this is clearly absurd. Yeah. Yeah. It was because it was a really tough crowd. All of us hated that crowd. Sorry if you were there on Wednesday, April 20 something. We all hated you. Brad came back and was like, oh my gosh. And I was like, I know. We all hated you. So anyways, he goes to, he goes. Harvard doesn't work out. His parents then send him to Caltech, which is in Iowa. All colleges are in Iowa, by the way. So he goes to Caltech where he's actually studying math and aeronautical engineering as well. Okay. Okay. Okay. Well, he's next to that plane while he's there. He's 16 years old. And his mom tragically dies in what they think. And we don't know for sure there's not like clear details. But what sounds like it was an ectopic pregnancy. Okay. But she suddenly dies. There was no sign of anything was going to happen. Yeah. And this kind of crushes him. Right. And so he leaves school. He quit school. He goes back home. And two years later, 1924, he's 18 years old. His dad suddenly dies of a heart attack in a business meeting. And his dad was only like 55 years old. So very quickly in the matter of two years, both of his parents are dead. He has no siblings. Right. And he was raised in this world where his mom basically, without ever actually saying it to him, was like, at any moment, you can get sick and just die. And then that kind of happened to both of his parents. And so this is important to know about the story of Howard Hughes. Okay. His dad though, hadn't updated his will since his wife had passed. And so he was the next akin who was just going to get everything. Which included his entire, their entire estate. But also the controlling shares of the Hughes tool company. Right. But at 18 years old, this is interesting. I don't know if this is like the way the law worked back then. But at 18 years old, he couldn't control this company because he was technically still a minor. I think that the law at some point changed from 20 years. I don't know, dude, because they still let kids go to work. I in 1924. Though, yeah, kids could work. You could work the oil field at seven, but you can't own it. Yeah. Yeah. I genuinely think what happened. And I don't know if this is true or not. So don't quote me. But because he wasn't 21 is why he couldn't own it. Yeah. And I think that World War II, they were like, we need more adults to fight in this war. And so I think they shifted that back to 18 as my guess. I didn't look that up. Don't quote me. That's my guess. I'm going to tell you right now, that's for sure not what. Okay. So didn't he just lose the company then? What happened? So he goes. And because he can't own the company, he inherits the controlling shares. Right. But they're like, oh, you can't have it. Sorry, man. You can't have this because you're like, but what happens to him is what I'm saying. We're having a lot of shares. So he goes. And he goes. Lee changes his age. So he goes and he. He goes through the court system to become emancipated. And so he goes through this emancipation process, which allows him, even though he's technically still a minor, he can say, I can take care of myself and I'll be a legal adult. Okay. And though I'm technically. I'll be a real big man. And so he goes. And he actually successfully pulls this off. It takes a little bit. But at 19 he ends up pulling this off, but comes emancipated. Marches. Marches in to the Hughes tool company. And he now owns 75% of the company. Right. So a controlling share of the company. And he, what he does is he says, okay, I'm the boss. I'm in charge now. Everybody in all the VP trying to get the company. And they were so mad that he pulled this off. He's a little kid. And he says, okay, this is my company now. And he says, my company now. But he says, but I own it. This is mine. He says, but I am not interested. And he says, but I want the money. And so he hires this guy by the name Noah Dietrich, who is an accountant. Okay. He says, this is Noah. Noah's going to run the day to day of the business. And he's just going to report how everything goes back to me. He says, I'm moving to Hollywood. And so he literally completely steps out of the business, leaves the company on its own in Houston. Right. And hires someone to run it. And basically just send them checks for profits. And so he's just making literal millions a year for absolutely nothing. Yeah, that is the American dream. It's just to make a lot of money for doing absolutely nothing. It is. Absolutely. And so he moves to Hollywood. And isn't that, isn't this this is true too? All right. People like NEPO babies. Hollywood has been rich kids forever. It's true. Yeah, that's. It's just rich kid moves to Hollywood. Yeah. So he moves to Hollywood. Fat bag of cash from the inheritance. Yeah. And then also money coming in from the business. Regular. Regular fat bags of cash. Yes. Yes. He marries Ella Rice. Hot. And then he says, I'm going to pursue a career in film. I want to be a movie producer. Okay. And so he produces his first film. It's a silent film called Everybody's Acting. And this is a silent film. And I just want to read to you the plot. Real martial kneeling production. Yeah. Okay. And so this is the plot of Everybody's Acting. Doris Pull, whose parents were theatrical people, was orphaned as a child. And four members of the troupe adopted and raised her. When grown, she became the leading lady in a San Francisco stock company. She meets and falls in love with Ted, the millionaire son of a rich widow. But she thinks he is only a taxi cab driver. His mother objects to the romance and looks into Doris's past. She learns that her father had murdered in a fit of jealousy, her mother, and tells Doris what she has found out. The four actors who had raised her had never told her what happened and what happened to her family to become an orphan. They persuade Ted's mother to send him on a voyage to China in order to get him away from Doris. But they neglected to tell the mother they had also booked passage for Doris on the same ship. And this is a silent film. And so this is like a really complex plot for a movie that you can't hear. Do you not know how silent films work? Yeah, there's like subtitles. What are you stupid? Are you a dumb guy? Yeah, there's like a thing. It's like this is something that's happening. It's like it's like a stage directions. What are you looking at? It's a whole art. You know what? It's a whole art form. And I'm not going to argue with his body. Oh, yeah, it's too complex. People are so stupid that they can't understand your stupid little TikTok brain. Can't understand art. But go ahead. So they pre-screened this. And it was so bad that he burned every copy of it. Because it was like, oh, the acting is awful. The story doesn't make any sense. The production value is awful. He's a taxi driver. No, he's rich. He's like a thing, you know. Maybe if you could hear this. You're not going to get a TikTok brain. I don't know what that's supposed to mean. You're stupid little book brain can't understand movie. There's money. There's money in pictures. And so this is like he. For most people, this would have ruined them. Because the this. He tried to. You guys can hear it, right? Just to be clear. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. Just freaking. To be clear, he tried to go the traditional route. He tried to go to producers, tried to get. He's so trying. He's trying. So hard. Not the type of microphone. Trying to get brought on at a major studio to produce a movie. But everybody's shooting them down. Everybody's like, we don't want anything to do with you. Because they were like, this is just another rich kid from Texas. He's trying to spend that his money to make his dreams come true. Yeah. We're not going to be a part of this. And so he's from Texas. Trying to spend that his money. I can be a country star. It's really not that difficult. No, it's not. Um, you see some of the people they're making country stars now. And you're like, that's the other thing I think I'm mad about too. It's not looking at stuff. And I go, these people aren't working that hard to become this level of fame. Like their agents are doing all of it. Yeah. Right. And I go, hey, do that for comics. Yeah. You're making us do sketches. We don't want to do that crap. Yeah. I want to get on stage and sing a song and then make a bunch of money. That's a sample. Send that over to my agent. Okay. So he. He's just spending his day. It's money. Do do. I won't do the. That's like the guitar part. I won't sing that. I won't sing that. You know, I won't be like, do do. But you could. Maybe that's the point that I couldn't do it. I'm just spit. And my, my, you know, do the steel guitar part. I want to. Wow. Wow. There we go. Here's the 90s country music was really good. And I'm not embarrassed to say that. Keep sending me stuff from 90s country music. Like you remember this one. And I'm like, no, I don't. It's so good. I'm learning the not everyone know it. Yeah. Do you love me? Do you want to be my friend? And if you do, you don't know that. No. Well, then don't be afraid to take me by the hand. If you want to know. I think this is how love goes. Check. Yes or no. That's good. It's like it's not even like I heard that in like a Texas roadhouse growing up. Like I. I didn't. I didn't even hear that in a Texas roadhouse. It's not even like I overheard that in Texas roadhouse once. What are you talking about? Do you think I'm sending you stuff that's like this? And you're like, yeah, from the Texas roadhouse. You think I just turned on the Texas roadhouse playlist. Texas roadhouse with the early two. I hate this. The player. You know, I'm talking. You don't even know songs. You don't even listen to music. Yeah. She can't hear music. It's like a thing. Like she music. She can hear talking. She can hear noise. But was music starts. She can't hear that. It's something about. As a reaction. You want to take that. All right. I mean, we're building a character in the show. And now you've introduced this lore. She can't hear music. And it's not a volume thing. It's a melody thing. When Mel, if it's melodic, she can't hear. And when we need to tell secrets, we tell it melodically. And she's like, oh, no. I hate it when you do that. Don't do that. I go, I want to do what you say. All right, Blake. We got to talk business. Should we pay, Blake? Boy, should we cut her paychecks in half? We should probably cut it in half. Do do do do. She has no idea what she said. Congrats. It's Zane is. And there's not even a side of cars that help her. So do you believe here? Is it like the, okay, that's a weird lore. But it's true. It's true. It's true. And we shouldn't make fun of her because, yeah, that's pretty able to live there. If we can make fun of her, we have a girl who's worked for us. She can't understand a word I'm saying. She's so mad right now. It's like we're speaking a different language. Okay. So this is a moment that would wreck most people. Yeah, but he's not most people. But he's got money coming in who cares. And so he burns. That's the whole thing about, that's what I said a couple episodes ago about like the comic whose dad is a billionaire, where it's just like, yeah, who, I mean, like you have the freedom to try stuff. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. And so I think art needs, yeah, I need the ability to fail. Yeah. And we live in a culture where you can't. It's true. So it kind of set it up. It's kind of difficult. So he, you know, he gathers every copy of this film that was produced burns it in a big bonfire. And then he says, my failure here was I hired people who weren't good enough. And so I need to hire better talent, sure, better video, ever introspection, always outrospection. I love outrospection. So then he comes back with a second movie, yeah, first one for as far as I've all alone, first release. He puts together two Arabian nights and this ends up being a smash hit. It wins an Oscar. He wins the Oscar for best producer that year. And so this becomes like it puts him on the map as like an actual movie producer, right? And so now all of Hollywood's kind of shaking their, in their boots, they're like, oh, this guy's out shaking in their boots. This guy actually can do this stuff. And so then he, he goes back to produce next to the movie Hell's Angels. And this is a significant film for a lot of different reasons. But probably the biggest one is because the concept of this movie was it was like a World War One dogfight movie. Remember, he loves planes. He's like a plane nerd, big plane nerd, and a plain old nerd, plain old nerd. And he says, I want to make a dogfight movie, but everybody in Hollywood, when they make movies with scenes like dog fights, what they do is they take miniatures and they film the miniatures. They make models. He's like, he's like, I'm not going to do that. I'm going to get real planes, so he goes and he buys planes. He spends $13 million, amassing this fleet of planes, getting this group of pilots to be his stunt pilots for it. And he films a movie reenacting dog fights from World War One. And it's actual literal dog fights. They take Zeppelin's up to film this stuff from the Zeppelin's. What's crazy is he would hold off production. They would literally sit out in their trailers for months on end because they'd wake up in the morning. The barometric pressure would be right. Maybe we can't film today because the clouds aren't going to look good. Or they would film a shot and they'd be like, that shot was perfect, like the stunt pilot nailed it. Everything was exactly the way they wanted it, but it's like, but that cloud was in the wrong spot. So we're going to shoot it again. Sure. And if you have unlimited money, why not? Why not? And yeah, so this was kind of a production where they were burning through so much cash that any, any normal studio would have killed this project so early because it's burning so much money. But he just had the money to spend. And he also a side note of that, you really pioneered this genre of movies. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Because these are now, I mean, through World War two, and you know, maybe that's a problem. I feel like we don't have, yeah, maybe I'm wrong on this. As I'm saying, I can think of a couple like, you know, how World War two veterans would just sit around and watch black and white movies about world, like, reenactments of World War two. There's so many world, like every old guy you knew when you were growing up, yeah, I was watching World War two movies. Was watching World War two movies living room all day? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I watched World War two movies in the living room all day. Right. Yeah. And like, while it was the last war that like, I think we glorified, I think glorified this. We won others. But I think it was the last one we glorified in World War two war on terror, which one do we win? We won all of, I mean, we won all of them. We won all of them. We said we won all of them. Yeah, I guess you're right. But it was the last one that was like very cut and dry. There was glory. Good guy bad guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, until the war on terror. And then the war on terror, we saw a bunch of movies again. Oh, that's what I'm saying. That's true. Yeah. But like, but like you're not more. What I'm saying is like, are the veterans of Iraq? Are they watching? I don't think so. I think I'm saying. I don't know. Yeah, maybe that's a generational thing. I don't know. I don't know the answer to that question. I'm not. Yeah. I don't know. He's uncomfortable. Howard. Though he, he's a pilot. Yeah. We haven't covered this yet. But when he was a kid, his dad took him, I think to Coney Island was where this happened. I don't remember for sure. But he took him on a vacation. I will. And on this vacation, there was like, it was like a super, like a, not a souvenir, like carnival ride was the airplane rides. Yeah. It was a little 15 minute ride you land. Right. Right. And they captivated him. He's like, I love planes. I got to do this right in my life. And so he learned to fly, became a pilot. And on set at this movie, he had like stunt pilots. So this is what they do for a living. They do tricks in their planes. And they would go out. They would do a thing. He's directing this film. Not just producing. And he'd be like, hey, this was close. Let me show you how to do that. And so he would go out and do the stunt. And be like, this is what I wanted to look like. And then he'd come back. Well, one day he was doing this stunt, like showing them how to do one of the flights. And he just knows dies right into the ground. Walks away without a scratch somehow. But he was like, okay, so do that except for the last part. He's having the last part where I know stuff into the ground. But he had bought so many planes that that wasn't a big deal. Because he had, at this point, a fleet that was larger than most air forces in the world. Because he had bought so many planes for this movie. And so he finishes this movie. It's ready to release it. They're putting together their marketing packages. And then this thing comes out. And it is audio for movies. And he's like, oh my gosh, you can hear it now. And so he goes back. He scraps the majority of the movie. And makes it now using this actual audio technology. Sure. Recast a bunch of roles because he realizes some of his actors, like you're not very good at talking. Your voice sucks. Yeah, you're not very good if you have to talk. And so then finally, releases this movie, Hell's Angels, to massive critical acclaim. Which go back to that. Very cool that this movie theater is still here. It's so, like I like that. Yeah, I agree, I agree with you. I like it. I also love that they actually, like the signs that they put up for the movie is really cool. Yeah. Anyways. So they release Hell's Angels. And this was, this was an interesting movie. What I should say is it from a plot and like Howard Hughes thrilling multi million dollar air spectacle. Yeah. It wowed audiences made a lot of money, but did not recoup the investment in the close. But it wowed audiences and it like kind of captivated the world of like what a movie could be. Yeah. And so it really kind of up to the Annie for Hollywood because it's like you got to like make this good. But from like critical audiences, it wasn't seen as that great because the acting wasn't great. Okay. A lot wasn't great. The air, the dog fights were crazy cool. Yeah. But everything else was just kind of like, yeah, it's like fast and furious. Yes. Yeah. There's a lot to be desired outside of this. It's like that though. Yeah. The acting and the story isn't the point. Yeah. The point is like the point is car goes under truck. Car truck under truck under room room. You understood that but she doesn't know a lot of things, but she does know what you're saying. Sorry. We were making money. Room room. Was that too high? Was that almost. If you do too much inflection with your voice, it starts to clip. So he moves on 1932. He is just finished his, at this point, he's only 28. He was born in 1905, so yeah, yeah, no, 27, 27 nailed it. So he puts out his third, his third release, I shouldn't say third release, third major release. There's a couple of other movies in here that weren't as. This sucks. I'm so far behind. This guy's five years younger than me. I know. On his third theatrical release. Yeah. He also is like hundreds of millions ahead of him. And his dad was rich. I'm so mad at my dad for not being rich. Oh my gosh, I'm so, I'm so mad at my dad. So he puts out what will be his third major success story. But he runs into a real block because this movie was Scarface, the 1932 Scarface. So this is a story about Al Capone. And he wanted this to be a like accurate story of what his life was like. The problem was, at that time, there was legal and like cultural rules around what you could put in a movie. And so like there was a lot of censorship of not just like language, but content. Yeah. And even down to things like you couldn't glorify a criminal. Like that was against the law in a movie. And so he puts this movie together. He puts it before screening boards to like rate it. Yeah. And they're like, you can't release this. It breaks every rule. And he was furious. And so they come back with all the edits he has to make and it's like basically the whole movie. Yeah. And so he goes and he sues the editing board. He goes and he enters into this massive legal battle and he changes a bunch of laws around it. But then even though he successfully changed a lot of the laws around censorship, no theater was picking it up. They're like, we're not going to run this. This is not okay. And so he then says, fine, I'll run it myself. And so he just goes across the country and finds all these independent theaters that will run this this movie. Sure. And so this kind of turned him into like the scandalous producer. It's like, oh, this is something you can't see anywhere. It's violent. It's vulgar. It's dirty like in every way. Sure. So this got him a lot of, I don't know if I would say underground audience, but a lot of attention in a different way. And then he puts out what I would say is his last like really huge, successful movie, which is the outlaw. And the outlaw is a similar story because this is, he discovered a young actress named Jane Russell. This is her first role. Yeah. And this is a story, a western. And he's similar to the Scarface story. He wanted to make a scandalous story in the western setting. But for this one, he, I would, I think I would go as far as to say like he changed Hollywood with this release. And I think he changed Hollywood with each of these releases, but I think the knock on effects took a few years to like catch up with what he was doing. So this is scandalous. He puts out the outlaw and what he does with this movie where Scarface like objectified criminal culture of silence, the outlaw objectified women. And he, oh boy, am I sick? I sure do need Tim Stone's get well, quick trick. And what is it? It's simply chug an entire gallon of orange juice. Wow, I forgot. And then this shirt reminded me, I'm so glad that I have this shirt as a public service announcement, a public health service to other people around me. But do your part, get this shirt shop.tillum.com. He films this movie. And in a lot of the scenes, he's like, our costume designer is dropping the ball. They're not doing what they need to do. So he designs new outfits to accentuate his actress more. And again, the censors are like, you can't put this out, man, like this is insane. And so he just enters the legal battle with them. He sidesteps the industry as a way and produces this movie and this movie becomes a commercial success. Again, like most of his movies, critics at the time did not like, yeah, over time critics began to, I don't want to say they thought they were good, but they see it for like the influence and like the value had on Hollywood. For his production style. So meanwhile, he is still producing movies. This is kind of the end of his time. We're stopping me a lot. Don't look at the clock. Meanwhile, he's still producing movies. But he's like, I want to pursue my other passion, which is I want to make airplanes. So he starts a, a research and airplane development, this is great, don't want you try to figure that out. So he starts, I was going to say aerospace, I was going to say aerospace, but then I was like, that's not a cool air, I was like, is that aerospace, yeah, so it can be that. But in the early days of World War II, he's like, our airplanes are not fast enough. And he's like, I want to plane this so fast. And so he looks at all these jets, or I guess they were jets yet, but all these planes and he's like, the problem is we have all these rivets all over the planes. And he said, once try to hit fast speeds, those rivers are small, but it's enough to slow your aerodynamics and slow your planes down. So he actually develops in engineers this plane, which inset all of the rivets on the plane. And it also, for the first time ever, he designed retractable landing gear to make the plane more dynamic. And he builds this plane with huge aircrafts, what the company's called. And he takes it on its main voyage and breaks the airspeed record, flies it 350 miles an hour. Okay. Like 1937. And so most air forces in the world copy his designs for World War II. And it becomes a major invention. And going into World War II, when the US started to get involved, they tapped his shoulder. They were like, hey, we want to build a spy plane. Can you help us build a spy plane for the war effort? And so he starts putting together the XF-11, which ended up crazy. Yeah. He starts building this in the middle of the war, but runs into a lot of technical problems during development. So it doesn't actually like hit the quote unquote market until 1946. Right. Right. But he takes it perfect timing. Perfect. I mean, he takes it on his first flight, though. Test flight. And here's a thing about Hughes throughout his whole film career, he became a little bit of a control freak. Yeah. And so he would have to take over on things all the time and he would have to insert himself into the process, even when he hired people who knew more than him. He would step in. He'd be like, you're doing this wrong. Let me show you how this works. And so for the XF-11, he said, I'm going to fly this plane. OK. I'm going to be the one to do this. I'm going to test this. So he takes it on his first test flight. And while I'm the test flight, one of these engines, there was a mechanical failure that caused the prop to actually invert and start rotating opposite direction. So he's got two props rotating opposite ways. And he, for reasons that don't make a lot of sense, was testing this just over Los Angeles. And so he crashes this plane and flies through three homes in Los Angeles. Oh my gosh. Test flight. And this is a just extreme crash. He survives, but he has third degree burns all over his body. He breaks, he breaks multiple ribs as a serious head injury, like just incredible injuries. And he's in, he's in the hospital for a long stint. While he's in the hospital, the doctor's prescribing with morphine, which becomes a crippling addiction that he never recovered from. Continues making movies, continues developing airplanes. Also around the same time he was working on the XF-11, the army tapped him to build the H-4, I think is what it's called, H-4 Hercules, which they wanted basically in aircraft carrier. Is this going someone? Yes. Yes. They wanted to build an aircraft carrier of the sky. So hold on, before we get to it, this is what I'm talking about, Tim. This is a good story. The whole thing is a good story. Hold on. It's a good story. Tim, why did we spend 20 minutes on bow? Because it's important to find out how he got his money and it's interesting to say his dad was a real tycoon. We didn't spend 20 minutes on it. Go back and count the time I talked about it. We spent five minutes on it. And then we spent like 20 minutes talking about a bunch of other stuff that I've breathed too much. You say you keep saying that you're so defensive right now because you know that I'm right. So much. Why is this guy breathing so much? Dude. Okay. So get to where it's going then. So he he worked the Air Force to build a airborne aircraft carrier essentially. Yes. But it was supposed to be able to hold boots and tanks and and cars. And so that way you could fly into the battlefield land is this floating in the water? Yeah, it's floating. This is a sea plane. All right. Well, Tim, go a little slower. Okay. Sorry. So this is a sea plane. This is a sea. So the H4 Hercules, there are a couple of things happened here that were pretty significant. One, it needed to be able to land on the ocean. This is why. Two, this is the wingspan is longer than a football field. This was until 2019, the largest wingspan on a plane ever. Which is crazy. And the other thing about this that's insane is because this was during World War II that they contracted them for this, they had a steel shortage because they were building so much stuff for the war. So they said, you've got to be able to figure out how to do this with wood as this is a wooden plane. No, it's not. Yeah. Yeah. It's coated and they coated it in steel so that way it could like take hits in war. But this was was the body of it like the interiors were all wood. Which is crazy. That's insane. So this was a, here's the thing about this though. This plane never saw any combat. This plane was never really used. It was kind of impractical. It could take off. It could fly around a little bit, but it did not have, yeah, it could not fly to an actual destination. Yeah. And so now this is sitting in a museum. This was never an actual six. Where is it at? I want to go see it. I'm pretty sure it's in California. I'm saying. It's like an aeronautical. Probably an Iowa. Probably an Iowa. So all this to say, he's doing film stuff. He's still making money from the oil company, the tool company. Yeah. He is doing aerospace engineering now for the United States government. He through this whole time had been slowly acquiring shares in TWA and eventually took a controlling share of TWA and started designing the planes for them and creating commercial airliners. He also bought RKO and this was after his addiction, but RKO was one of the five major film studios. And he gutted the staff. That one was kind of a loss. He kind of drove that company into the ground. All of this is happening and towards the end of his life in the fifties, he starts becoming a little bit disheveled and he's very clearly addicted to morphine. Sure. An important thing about him is he was always hot, always was careful to be seen. He divorced after four years his wife had multiple different wives dated basically every movie star. He was very careful to be seen with all these people, but he would go to gatherings and parties and be just kind of sitting in the back of the round. Like he wasn't like, he wasn't a engaging person to be around. He was kind of a recluse and as serious as he progressed further in life, he kind of leaned into that a little more. And then suddenly in the sixties, he goes into this weird stand where he just goes to one of his assistants and he says, Hey, reserve me one of the screening rooms that are office. I want to watch a movie. So they reserve the screening room and he doesn't come out for four months and he stays in the screen room and he survives off chocolate and milk, literal candy bars and milk. And he watches is watches every movie. Like literally all of the movies for like four months. That's all he does. And and reports are that he was just hanging out in the screen or naked eating chocolate and milk and watching movies and he comes out of that and he's like, that was the best I'm going to do this forever. And so he leaves Hollywood and he secretly takes a train. That was awesome. That was awesome. I've been working my whole life and it turns out that and I've had enough money to do this the whole time, but it turns out that doing nothing is awesome. Nothing is so much better. So in in on Thanksgiving day, 1966, he takes a train to Vegas, arrives in Vegas secretly and he goes to let me see what's the hotel called. The desert in and he takes the penthouse suite at the desert in and Thanksgiving. And he does the same thing. He just locks himself into the suite. Yeah. He he hires and this is crazy. The Mormon mafia. Right. Right. Because he says that he says, well, there are Mormons are heavily religious so they're going to do what's right. So to be his like personal assistance in Vegas, he's like, you guys are my personal assistance. And this is like, dude, this Vegas looks great. This, you know, I was just in Vegas this week. It does not look good anymore. Well, it's interesting. You say, that's great. It's just that you say that because he's there for over a month, right? New Year's Eve is coming. But here's the thing. He's just locking himself in his room. He's not going down the casino floor and gambling at all. Yeah. So the casino owners are like, hey, you got to go. Like we don't want you here anymore. Like we're not making money off you. Yeah. Yeah. You're renting the room, but we could make so much more money off someone who's going to rent this penthouse because those people are our whales. Right. And New Year's Eve is coming up. This is a big travel time. You got to get out of here. You got to go. And he's fighting hotel staff hotel management on this because he thinks this is ridiculous. Meanwhile, something something happened very significant right before this TWA forced him out because he had made a bunch of bad decisions in that force out. The company basically buys back all his shares and he gets what at the time was the largest single check any humans ever received, which was over $500 million. And so he has $500 million liquid cash now. And so he's sitting in this and the casino is like, you got to go. And he's like, no, I'm not going to go. I want this. But I want to stay in this penthouse. He's like, what do I got to gamble? So then they're like, yeah. And he's like, okay. I'll gamble. No, he instead, he figures out who owns the hotel and he gives them $18 million buys the hotel. And he says, hey, I live here now. All right. And he's like, he's like, he's like, I'm going to stay all just buy it. Okay. So this becomes his hotel. And he was like, he's like, hey, it's kind of cool to just buy stuff you want. So then he goes and he buys the landmark hotel, which I'm pretty sure was the inspiration for the stratosphere. They're like, what if it was like this, but way bigger? Sure. And then he's like, oh, this is sweet. And so he's like, I'm just going to buy like Vegas. And so he just starts buying Vegas. Right. And this is a very important moment in Vegas's history because Vegas was at that time run by the mob. Yeah. And like, it was a very underground, like kind of black market casino industry. And he was like, I'm going to buy this all up. And so he basically bought the mob out of Vegas and corporatized Vegas. And with his lawyers, he ruined this kind of this guy ruined. I mean, I don't know if I would say run Vegas. It's a little bit of a gray area because he, yeah, he changed, he corporatized it, but he also made it to where if you lost someone didn't come cut your leg off, you know, like true. So like it's trade offs. Well, like if you lost, how are you going to get your legs cut? Like, why were you getting your legs cut? Well, if you owed the mob a bunch of money and if you had a bunch of gambling debts to the mob and you couldn't get your debts, then they kill you. But now, like if you owe NGM a lot of money, they take you to court and they financially kill you, but they don't kill you. Who's getting in the gambling debt that keep people addicted to gambling gambling Alex, not I. And so he stays here in Vegas for four years. Who's, who's loaning you the money to gamble it? How is it? That's what I'm saying. How are you in debt to him? Like, I guess you're not in debt to NGM. You won't never be in debt to NGM because they're not, but the mob, like they would loan money out to people to keep you here. Yeah, here you go. And you go home. Yeah, you home. You kind of get into this vicious cycle and then they kill you. Well, yeah, I understand how that works. Anyways, so he stays, I don't want to happen to Bruno Mars, I don't know, I don't know. So he stays at this pet house for four years. He's doing nothing. Teap in addiction. Yeah. Watching movies all the time. He designed a special spoon so he could pick up a piece one by one. Count your many blessings, name them one by one. And he, he becomes this like aggressive germafob, he completely lets go of himself. He stops cutting his fingernails, stops cutting his hair, stops cutting, trimming his beard. He becomes so concerned with the cleanliness of the floors that he starts wearing tissue boxes on his feet. And here's a photo of him staying in the hotel where he just completely loses it. And you can see his fingernail on one of his fingers, that's like a box. And so he becomes this like little definition of a recluse. Yeah. Meanwhile, from this hotel, he's calling his Mormon mob advisors or writing notes to them. Okay. Buying all of Vegas, including at this time, he starts to develop a bit of insomnia. And so he's getting really fired up that every night at midnight, the TV just starts off. It stops running stuff. So he buys the local TV station and is like, okay, we're going to keep running stuff. And then all the time throughout the day, people throughout Vegas at that time would report, you'd be watching a show and it would just change or it would rewind because he would call the studio and be like, hey, I missed that. Could you rewind that? Or hey, I don't like this show. I don't like this show. Could you change it? Does something else? What? This was just the way he lived his life. He just took over Vegas and just like, he had something to say. And then he'd be like, hey, say that again. He'd say that when we call into the morning news and be like, just make something up. Just make something up. And so he's in Vegas for four years. And then after that, he kind of starts to bounce around doing very similar thing. He would stay in hotel suites for years on end. And he did this in Vegas. He did this in France. He did this in Mexico. He did this. Okay. He in places, whatever, long story short, eventually on a flight back from Mexico. Long story short. It worked out. We're into this short story. Long story long. Yeah. Way back from Mexico. He gets into his third plane crash and this one kills him. And he dies and in the in 1976 and time puts out this magazine cover on scramble for the billions. Here's the thing. Oh, he doesn't have any kids. Here's the thing. So yeah, he has no heirs. And he doesn't have a will, but he has like $600 billion. And all of this. No way. 600 million. I was going to say, no, he did. Well, actually, I should say, he, I think he's got like four or five billion. Sorry. Yeah. Four or five billion dollars. And so he, all this money's left and everyone's like, who's going to get it? Well, the like executor of his estate gets a letter one day. And this letter basically outlines, it's like, hey, this is like the uncovered will of Howard Hughes. Like we found it. Sure. And in this will, it is a bunch of organizations. There's one more point in his life where he sets up the Howard Hughes Foundation, which is like a medical research foundation that he used for tax evasion, right? But it's still now a very esteemed foundation, but it was tax evasion. So they get a bunch of it. The Mormon church was supposed to get a bunch of it. And then a bunch of his businesses were supposed to have different investments, different people he worked with throughout his life. And then the interesting thing is a completely unknown gas station manager outside of Vegas, who allegedly was driving in a Vegas one day and just saw a man bloodied on the side of the road in outside of Vegas. And he picked him up, drove him to Vegas. And when he dropped them off, the guy said, hey, I'm Howard Hughes. And he said, he said, I'll pay you back for this. And he left him one-sixteenth of his state, his random gas station manager, which seemed very odd. And so this goes to court. And in the legal proceedings, they're like, we got to figure out what to do with this guy's money. There's a lot of it. And in the legal proceeding, the defense, which is this gas station owner now, they were able to find that the pen used, this was a handwritten well. The pen used in this well was a very unique pen. That was only in circulation for five years that we have written testament that this was Howard Hughes' favorite pen ever created. And so they're like, this is his favorite pen, this must be him. Furthermore, there's a bunch of stuff in that well that shows intimate understanding of Howard Hughes' life. But the other side of the coin, they did some research and they managed to find a figure print on the inside of the envelope that was sent, that matched that gas station owner, as well as they found evidence that he had checked out a bunch of books from the local library on Howard Hughes, like right after Howard's death. And so they were able to basically, the jury unanimously decided that this whole thing was a fraud that this guy had came up with as well and left money to all these different organizations that would seem like something he would do, like Howard Hughes would actually want to do, and then left a sixteenth to him. So he would walk out with like 300 million or something like that. Right, right, right. They determined it was a fraud. Here's the interesting thing about this story though. There is a pretty credible reason to believe that Howard Hughes didn't die in 1976 because since the 40s, he had worked very closely with the CIA and the United States government. And we actually do know that he had a body double. I swear, Tim, if in the hour into this, you're now going to be like, here's a conspiracy that the CIA covered up his death, uh, he had a body double. Which was him and he's the guy sitting in the desk, no, it's pretty clearly the FDR funny little bit that I was doing. So he worked with this. It's a funny joke. So I'm legitimately annoyed again throughout his life. He worked on like black projects with the CIA crazy, dude, yeah, oh my gosh, I was a conspiracy. They never really died. Well, here's the thing, he had a body double through like from the 40s through the end of his life. Okay. And at one point, someone tried to assassinate them. They shot him the back of the head and he survived, but it wasn't him. It was the body double. And so they say that this was the body double. And so there's everything that was happening in Vegas, all this that was happening, he was legitimately investing in all these companies, right? But the body double was losing his mind and was living as him in Vegas. And this was like a cover for the black projects he was working on for the CIA. Right. And then the CIA, this guy started getting really crazy and so they were like, yeah, this cover isn't really working for us. So the story is that he died, the body double. And then they conveniently moved Howard Hughes overseas. And he continued working for the CIA until his eventual death. We don't know when he would have eventually died. And the story was still alive. That inheritance was the CIA trying to funnel money to him through a bunch of different movements. But the law stopped it. Yeah. His inheritance ended up getting spread to 24 different cousin, distant cousins he had that he has never, like I shouldn't say never seen, but hasn't seen for decades because he cut his whole family out. Right. Right. Right over the tool company because our own and his family thought they should get a piece of that too. Wow. So Howard Hughes, really the first eccentric billionaire, weird film career, weird real estate career, weird CIA black ops projects career. And then he did this thing. All right. Well, you know why it's fingers are that long. Why? So you can play the fiddle. Hey, there's another rich person who was a kind of a recluse her name was Ida Wood. I think you'd like that episode we covered her a couple years ago. So also our picture on his cheaper now and not like a cheaper, but like, hey, we've made it one price. We want everyone to be able to be involved in it. We do monthly hangouts. We'd love to see you there. Please join it. It helps us grow the show. It helps us keep doing this thing. So we'll see you next week on another things that one last night.


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Wall Street Tried to Overthrow the Government | The Business Plot Ep 330

06-16-26

Episode Transcription

Hey, man. Hey, man. Have you heard of Did you see the anger in my face? How long are you practicing that? Oh, I've known how to do this for like a decade No, that's not what I that's not the question I asked For this for this I didn't practice at all. I haven't I literally haven't done this. I can do that in college But I'm not gonna do it I Do you a little trick you're gonna do? No, I don't have a trick. I'm gonna do honestly This has nothing to do with the episode. I just had to be funny if I brought my old magic cards They're night. They're slick. They're very slick. They're nice. I like them. They feel good Crush it. Yeah, we're married I Don't stop stop stop stop. It's been balls me kissing your mouth Kiss my thing Things I learned last night My favorite part about this deck, hold on, let me show you. Let me show you my favorite part about this deck. So at least that's nothing new with the episode. A blank card. Which is good for tricks. This is nothing new. Yeah, this is literally nothing new with the episodes. I just thought it was fun. And I just brought them down. And like not even an impressive thing. Like not even like a magic trick. Just you fanning the cards. It starts out, yeah. Yeah. I don't know what a good start. I don't remember. I think we're a good start. I don't remember. I think we're a good start. I don't remember. I think we're just leaving these here. Uh. Sure. Dude, that was worth it. Yeah, I'm so glad you did that. Smedley Butler. Smedley G. Butler. Smedley G. Butler. Yes. Smedley G. If I was reading a book and this name came up, the character I would create for Smedley in my head, pull up a picture of Smedley. Smedley. Smedley. Yeah. That's, you know, I think that is fair. That's kind of how I would describe him as well. So Smedley Butler. This is Smedley Butler. Oh, okay. So this is like a World War I photo. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Here's another picture of him dancing in the rain. World War II. And I'm going to be honest. They don't look like the good guys. Yes. Okay. Yeah. He is a very brief like story of who Smedley Butler is. He is one of the most decorated Marines in U.S. history. Okay. He's one of 19, I believe it's 19, whoever received the Medal of Honor twice. And so he was, he was a young, young soldier. He enlisted at the age of 16 to fight in the Spanish-American War because he just believed in the cause. And then was a career Marine and ended up reaching the rank of general and throughout his career, just crazy feats of bravery that got him all these medals. His two Medal of Honors, one of them was an operation in the Caribbean. They were trying to take a rebel fortress that was deemed impenetrable and instead of commanding his army to invade it like a typical way, there was a drainage pipe that was two feet in diameter and him and one of his sergeants crawled through the drainage pipe like right into the courtyard and they took this from the courtyard to them. And then there was another event where him and his army, they went into in the Philippines, like again, another rebel controlled town and they were outnumbered six to one and they managed to survive. And in that encounter, he was actually shot in the chest, but his button took the shot and it drove the button into his chest and knocked him out. He was seriously injured, but the button was enough of a, like, a slow-the-bullet down enough that he had. Oh, wow. And so he's got this crazy gash in his chest from that. And when he woke up— A little button imprint? Yeah, he's got this button imprint. And he woke up on the battlefield thinking he had been shot, but he was fine and he continued and like didn't stop until the— He works on the battlefield and he's like, oh, I'm— Tell them his name is Jeff. Wait. Oh, I'm good. I'm okay. And then he just gets up and just continues to work. Yeah, I couldn't do it. I wouldn't do it to be honest. I'd have been like, well, I've got to double this. God save me once. Socks. This is terrible. I wish I wasn't doing this right now. Good luck, boys. I have been thinking about running for president because— You? Yeah. Only because my brother's in the Air Force, and I think it'd be funny to be his boss. You know what I'm saying, where it's like, I win, and now I'm like, yeah, you work for me. I own you. Yeah. And I can control his fate. And then like, you get elected, you win, and then like, you're doing like an interview. I'm doing president stuff. The rest of the job sucks. The rest of the job sucks. You know, but the best part of the job is like, hey, I'm my brother's boss. Hey. Call the Air Force, I feel like. Call the Air Force. I don't know what Myers is doing today. I mean, him to come clean the toilet. That's gotta be in my daily breeze. Yeah. I'm gonna make him the one that stands outside the window. He's not in marine, but he's gonna stand next to the guy who is a marine. Okay. So he can see what he could have been. You know, you could have been. You know, if you didn't go in the rinky, didn't care for us, buddy. You can be care for us. Yeah. So what's really interesting about I'm your commander in chief. You have to call me chief. Yeah. Legally you have to call me chief. He asked us to salute me when I walked in for this. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. This is getting me pretty good. I like this bit a lot. Yeah. I'm gonna run. I'm running. Yeah. I'm gonna run. I'm running in 2028. I like if I walk in and Thanksgiving and I have my brother has to stand and salute me. Tell my uncle too. He's a veteran. All right. You have to do it until I say Addy. Yeah. Oh, yeah, dude. Can we pass the potatoes? Oh, you can't. He's just like. Yeah. Hey, you're slacking posture. Is that what we train you with? Hey, you're slacking posture. Is that what we train you with? Yeah. So that's a great good. I like that a lot. So Smedley is operating. Eagle Scout over here was looking pretty disapproved. He was in here and like don't disrespect the Air Force like that. He loves the military. He loves the Air Force. So he's a Marine at the time where, and I think that this might still be the case. Let me actually double check this, but he's a Marine. And what's significant about him being a Marine is, yeah, okay. So at this time, and I believe this is still the case today, but today there's kind of like some loopholes that they use to do this. But technically, only the Congress has the power to raise an army. And so the point of the Marines is the Marines aren't the army. And they can do army stuff in peacetime. And so he is fighting a lot of wars. What year is this story taking place? This story is going to take place in the 1930s, but I'm kind of giving you background. Okay, okay, okay. And so that was a World War I photo that I was looking at. Yeah. And so this event is after he had already retired from the military. He's served a 30 year career. So he fought in World War I and Spanish-American War and every war and... Scourish all the stuff in between, yeah, for sure. And he, being a Marine, did a lot of these like special operations. And so he was, are you familiar with the term banana republic? Yes. If you're not... I love they're close. I'm wearing their jeans right now. I'm sure. I'm sure. Not that banana republic. They're named after. Which is a weird thing to name your brand after. I didn't get the tag. Don't take my cards. So I couldn't find the tag anymore. I don't believe you. Oh really? Yeah, I did find the tag. You slapped my hand. He's taking off his belt. Yeah, prove it. Prove it. Where does it say it? This is dead. It's going to be old, baby. Yeah. What is it? Where does it say it? This is dead. It's going to be old, baby. What is it? These are gap. Save. You know what happened? Same company. It was. I bought some expensive jeans from banana republic. Yeah. And then I went over to gap. And I was like, these are the same jeans. These are the same. You know what I'm saying? Like, these are, like, this is... Yeah. And so he... But do you know the banana republic? I got to say these off. After... Why don't I use the shoot without any shoes? I would take my socks, my shoes off, and I would unbuckle and unbuckle my pants. And that was never a thing for you to be like, maybe I'm getting a little fat. You were always just like, I feel better when I don't wear this belt when I was always like... Yeah. Yeah, I think there's a reason. Yeah, I think there's a reason. There's a belt, buddy. I think you're getting a little big there, bro. Yeah. And you look at our stuff. There was... We really did ebb and flow for a while there. That's life. We're then pretty consistent lately. We look fine. I'm not. I've put on some... I mean, like, we look consistent, like, it's been slower. I think we fluctuated quite a bit. I don't think so. I think I think I've gained a lot of weight over the last year. You're not as big as you were. Well, it's true. Not as big as I was. But... And that's something that I use a lot. That's a win. I guess. Yeah. If I want extra fabric in good... Alex is the other day, we went to Panda and I was like, I'm going to eat those crap and goons. They said, but that's probably not good for me. But also, I used to eat a family-sized bag of Doritos. I used to eat four orders of crap. So, like, one order is not bad. I don't like that. I definitely think about it. I used to eat entire cheesecakes. Do you understand? Like, that's... And so, like, yeah, I do one slice is fine. It's fine. It's not that bad. So, Butler was in the military at the time of Banana Republic. You don't know what the Banana Republic was. It was a period where the... And what's the Chiquita bananas? We had just recently... The United States had just recently discovered bananas. And they started importing them into the US and Americans were so hyped on these. And the low... The US companies that were using it became pretty exploitative and there became a local rebel group that started, like, fighting these corporations. Yeah. And so, the military came in and wiped them all out and took over these Banana Farms and ran the Banana Farms by, like, the military to bring the bananas in. And effectively, and in some cases, over through the government, like, through, like, an actual, like, CIA bat coup to take over the government and install. And that's where the phrase, banana republic comes in, we created a republic that we could control with a puppet government so we could have their bananas, which is crazy. Right. And there's an era where a lot of these things were happening, where the Marines were sent in to do these coups or quell rebellions, or to just gain control of a natural resource, whether that's bananas, or oil was a big one, sugar was a big one. And this was a very common thing in this era. And he realized this towards the end of his career. And he actually put out this, or did this speech, and it's a famous speech called the War is a Racket speech. And in it, he says this. He says, I served in all commission ranks from second lieutenant to major general. And during that period, I spent most of my time being a high class muscle man for big business, for Wall Street and for bankers. In short, I was a racket here for capitalism. I suspected I was just part of a racket the whole time. Now, I am sure of it. It's a crash out episode. This is not a crash out episode. Well, it could be, we could crash out, but we're not gonna. And that? That's growing. And now I'm gonna crash out. No, I'm gonna, I'm really sorry, I have to back to you. Oh, that's bad. I like fully committed too. Like I, I flew me my shoulder out. Yeah, dude. That's crazy. Here, do you want to, do you want to make yourself feel cool again? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I do that. Yeah. Hello. Hello. There is 2007. 2007? Magic was cooler after that. David Boyne. David Blaine. They want that stuff back. I used to be able to do this thing that I don't think I could do now, but I'm gonna try it right now. We'll see if this works. Or you do like that. Yeah, you would grab it and you would say, is this your card? Try it again. Try it again. Try it again. Try it again. Try it again. Try it again. Try it again. Try it again. Try it again. You do the thing where you're what? Is this your card? Is this your card? What about? Now, is this your card? I can't do it. That one takes like actual practice. I used to do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I can't do whatever. I can't do it. I really wish I could have straight faced that. That got me in. I can't do magic anymore. I used to and maybe that's a good thing. Maybe it's a good thing I can't do magic anymore. Yeah, that's something you want to grow out of. I have like four or five of those decks. I know. Those magic decks. I know that about you. Did you have the magic kit? I had a magic kit when I was young. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I had like the box with a little mirror, the little mirror. Yeah. So you could put the rabbit in the box and it would look empty. And you had the little wand with the ball thing. Yeah, and the little ball thing that like, you know, it looked like a fake ball and then you opened it and there's no ball there now. Yeah. Yeah. Fun stuff. Magic is fun. There's a ball there. Don't touch it. Don't touch it. You can't touch it. Touch it. We both die. If you touch it, we both die. If you touch that, we both die. So he's like, hey, I've basically done a lot of war crimes. Yes. Well, war crimes didn't exist then, did they? I mean, they, well, I guess not. That's what I'm saying. I guess technically there was. Yeah. I'm sure there were some agreements, but like it wasn't quite a war. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's true. 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We really appreciate you doing that. But if not, right back to the episode, right? Yeah, he actually tells a story of, so I didn't know this before researching this, but do you know why we took Hawaii? For the bananas? No, we wanted the Philippines and we needed some work on the way. Yeah, so we took Hawaii to be a refilling station, take the Philippines and he was a part of the mission to take the Philippines and while he was there, they had set up, what did they call him? I think they call them re-concentration camps because the idea, it was a concentration camp in reverse. You would concentrate all the people you wanted to keep alive and then everybody outside of that was fair game and so they were literally just decimating villages and so they would take people in that were, I don't know, politically valuable to them and they would just destroy it and they did that for natural resources. And so he learned pretty quickly that he learned pretty quickly that he was on the wrong side of most of these conflicts. That's why I asked the beginning, it looks like he's... He looks like the bad guy. But no, he's actually, well I guess he did do a lot of that things but he did it under the... But now he has it, now he has a assault, a Paul conversion, right? Yeah, well I don't even know if I would say he had a conversion, like I don't think he recognized because even in that quote, he said, I suspected I was part of a rack of the whole time. Okay. Now I'm sure of it. So like the whole time, he's like, we might be the bad guys. Yeah. He's like, we're definitely going to be doing this for oil. Yeah. And so, but here's the thing. He was a very decorated war hero and he was very highly respected. He was sought out. He would do like conferences for like the American Legion. He would do all these big government events, corporate events like after his career, he was all over the country as like this war hero. Okay. Veterans loved him because of the bonus bonds, what is it called? Bonus bonds, bonkers, Billy Bass. The bonus bonds army event. Okay. And so after World War One, that was this thing where the government gave everyone who fought World War One, all the veterans, bonus bonds, which was a bonus for fighting in the war that they won, but they were bonds because the government's like, we can't pay you yet. But we will. Yeah. They're like, hey, here's a, there's a, you know, don't cash that until next week, kind of five. Yeah. And so they were like, I think it was like the old vest in like 1939 or something like right. Then you can pay it. Perfect timing, too. And so night, what's going to happen between now and then, who loans? Don't worry about it. So all the veterans come back from World War One, they go back to the regular life and life is normal for a little bit. And then the Great Depression kicks off. And for a couple of years, all these veterans are trying to make it through the Great Depression, but they're all out of work. They're not surviving. And so finally, in December 1932, a giant group of these veterans march on Washington doing what is the, the bonus bonds march. Yeah. And they come in basically demanding that they have their bonuses paid now because they need it. And they set up camp in Washington. Yeah. And they basically, it's basically Occupy Washington, like Occupy Wall Street. Right. But these are all World War One veterans, like war heroes from World War One, just camping out in Washington, doing these speeches, doing these rallies. Very peaceful. There was never any like negative events, never any violence, but they were there for a while. And they were kind of blocking Washington because there was so many of them. Okay. And so what's there guy who was like living outside the White House for like decades? Uh, you want to talk about, there's a pretty famous protester? No, I don't, I don't know what you're talking about at all. I mean, find it. Hold on. Uh, while you're looking at it out, I'll kind of finish this, this story because, um, after the, they can continue demand, they want to go anywhere, they couldn't get rid of them, eventually Hoover ordered in the army to get rid of them. And so the army rolled into Washington with tanks and they burnt down their camps. Uh, yeah. This lady held a decades long protest outside the White House and she just camped outside it. Yeah. I mean, she was out there for a long. I mean, like that is a pretty, the White House peace vigil was a, since the 80s, she was out there. That's wild. You never heard of that. Okay. Let's see. Uh, 2016, did they kill her, the peace vigil, don't look at me like that, don't look at me like that. It's a logical question because this went on for forever and Hoover, I don't know if you heard me when I said this because you were Google and her, uh, Hoover sent in the army to break up this bail bonds army that was out there looking for, not bail bonds, uh, bonus bonds. And he said, it's army versus army now. Yeah. Oh, wow. Yeah. They were fist to cuff. Okay. They came in with tanks. They came in with gas. Oh my gosh. And they burned down their camp, um, uh, literally said at the blaze, uh, two veterans died in this affair. Um, hundreds were injured. And it's an interesting juxtaposition because we now know through history that this literally was war heroes from World War One against war heroes from World War Two. Yeah. That fought each other and, uh, uh, right there in like the White House lawn, uh, which is pretty wild. Um, Butler, Smedley Butler was there. He was doing speeches the whole time, um, he was talking like for the bonus bonds side of things. Right. He's like, you guys are heroes. Like what you're doing is like your American right, like they should pay you. You sacrifice your lives for them, like totally signing, signing with the veterans. Look at this, man. Not a phone in sight. Huh? They're all just listening. But this was a moment that kind of like cemented butlers, right? Like, uh, uh, grip on veterans. Veterans were like, he's our guy. He's one of us. He's with us. Like he was a general. He was top brass, but he's like here with us in this like tough moment. And so because of that, there was a guy by the name of Gerald McGuire. You recognize this guy? Uh, no, but I see he's got a fat cigar. I could play him in a movie, I think, honestly, he made my ears a little bigger. His movie would slap. I'm not going to lie. Maybe my face a little rounder. So just, oh, I, I have more have a better hairline. You could play his hairline. So Butler is, you could play his mirror. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Yeah, you were hairline onto my head. Uh, hey, let's give a good, clean shot to the camera to him so I can do that. And then I'll go in and, and give a Photoshop of your hair. And I'll divide. Yeah. Yeah. That's what I'm going to do with my time. All right. Should I be doing other productive things? Of course. And so here, so that McGuire guy, uh-huh. Butler is just enjoying retirement. He's at his retirement home. Um, and he, but, or he's just chilling one day and a limo pulls up to his house. McGuire gets out and goes up to his door, uh, and basically is like, hey, can I come in? I got a question for you. And he's like, who are you? He's like, I got a question. He's like, I'm the guy from the limo. I'm the guy from that limo. Did you see me get out of it? It's like pretty. It's like, it's kind of like a status of like, you're living in your house. Yeah. He connects with him. He's like, I'm a wounded veteran. Uh, I survived the war. Um, I'm one of you. And he said, I know what I'm doing. I now work for a Wall Street firm called Grayson Murphy and co, um, and he basically travels around the, the world selling, um, bonds, he's a bond salesman. And he's like, he's like, um, there is this issue going on with the American Legion. He said, we don't really like the politics of some of the top leadership in the American Legion. Okay. So this speech, and you have like a lot of leeway with veterans. And so we would love it if like you would give this speech to the American Legion. And he reads the speech and he pretty quickly realizes that this speech is trying to sway the veterans from their position to the position of Wall Street, um, because what's happening at the same time is FDR's new deal is going on. Right. And so it hasn't passed through, but a lot of bankers and Wall Street elites are very against everything that the new deal was going to do. Because it was going to redistribute, redistribute a lot of the wealth. Yeah. Right. And so, and it's almost like that set us on a really strong trajectory. And so McGuire, well, we're not going to talk about that. We're not going to talk about it. We're not going to crash out. McGuire is basically like, yeah, here, like we would love you. And so he reads it. And he pretty quickly is like, no, this is, yeah, this is preposterous anti the message. Yeah. And so he actually like the reports we have is he physically grabs the guy and he drags him into another room. When he drags him into the other room, he takes him in this room where all of his war trophies are, but they're not like his medals, no, they're not his medals. They're not like awards from the US government. They're like people's ears. No, they're gifts from locals like their guests from locals all over the world where like he protected them from. Oh. And he's like, he's like, these are the things that like these are the reason I fought. And he's like, but people like you and people like the people you work for made me fight just to make them wealthy. And then he throws him out of his house, like physically throws him out of his house. And he's like, don't ever come back here again. And so McGuire kind of dusts himself off, gets in his limo and he takes a trip to Europe. And he's like, I got to see what these people in Europe are doing because this is an interesting time in the United States as well because fascism is on the rise in Europe, multiple different states. And in the US, we had this like idea of fascism today because we live in a post-World War two world. They did not. Right. And they didn't see where fascism went yet. And so there's a lot of people in the US, especially wealthy business people in the US who thought fascism was a great idea. And so he was going studying fascism across the earth because he was like, this could be our solution. He liked the things that they were doing. He thought that they had good solutions to unions and labor rights and all these things. Yeah, all the things that were in their way. Good solutions to unions and labor. Yeah. So he has literally studied under Mussolini and he came back and he was like, yeah, and he came back and my mentor, okay, he came back and well, you don't know what you don't know. I guess they didn't know yet. And Butler was traveling somewhere, doing some conference and McGuire tracked them down and McGuire basically follows him back to his hotel room and is like, hey, like we're making some progress. And he has a briefcase. He opens up the briefcase. He's got $30,000 in cash. And he's like, he's like, there's a lot more where this came from. He says, the people I work with, they have agreed. If you join us to pay you $300 million that day in that day's money because they said and these are literally JP Morgan Chase. These are CEOs of Ford, CEOs of General Motors, like the biggest companies in the world. They have recognized that if FDR's new deal goes forward, they're going to be the majority of their wealth pinched. So all of them have basically said, we will give half of our wealth to stop this from going forward. And so I'm not going to do it. So what you see what I'm saying, right? And listen, we'll put a lot of money toward not having to put a lot of money. You know, like they put a lot of money so we don't have to put as much money. I guess. Yeah, because they're like, we're going to lose 90% of our wealth. And so we can spend 50% of our wealth to keep the, to keep 50. Negotiate them. I'll take 50. And so basically what they say to him is they say, we see who you are and we see the influence you have of our veterans and we will pay you better than you've ever been paid before to raise an army and to overthrow the U.S. government. And he hears this whole pitch from McGuire. Yeah. And he goes quickly is like, okay, let's play this out. Tell me what you want me to do. And he gets the full report from McGuire. He gets the full plan of everything they want to do. Yeah. Every person involved. Yeah. And it is. Give me all the names. Give me the rising account. Give me their, yeah. Last four of their credit card numbers. They're social. And so he gives them all the list and he goes and he has another meeting. And then at this meeting is, let me get the names of all these guys. So this is. Sky, this is a painting. Yeah. of ourselves. This is Robert Sterling Clark. He's an heir to the singer sewing machine fortune. Sure. And then this is... Not a thing you hear of anymore. Sewing machine fortunes. Yeah. This is John W. Davis, who is JP Morgan's personal attorney. Right. And then you are seeing Jason, or not Jason, Gerald McGuire. Yeah. And then this is... What is this guy's name? Sitting so freaking weird. Like I, you know, crossing your legs is one thing. But putting your hands in your lap and like looking like that. So weird. That's Murphy. That's who this is. Yeah, that's Grayson MP Murphy. Yeah. He's a Wall Street broker and a director of like multiple corporations. Sure. And they basically sat down with him and they were like, here's our plan. You're going to raise an army. You're going to march on Washington. You're going to remove FDR. You're going to be the new president. Oh, they're like doing a whole... They want to do a full coup. Yeah. Like you're more going to lead through you. So you're going to be the figure head of this new organization. We're going to pay you $300 million to do this. And he basically agrees to the whole thing. JP Morgan. Yes. His personal attorney. His personal attorney. Yeah. Was trying to fully do a coup. A full coup of the United States government. And so he... So Smetley Butler takes all this information. Uh-huh. And he turns around and he goes to a guy by the name of Paul Comley French. And he tells Paul all about this. I think I guess what Paul does for the... Paul's a reporter. I love him. I love him. Look at him with his little Harry Potter glasses and his pipe. He is a stereotypical 30s newspaper reporter. Yeah. Yeah. She... Hey, I need something for the... Yeah, I didn't know this. You know why it's called a deadline? No. Because there was a line. You know, there's a... Once the machine's running, if you go past that line, the machine's big enough it's going to kill you. Yeah. Yeah, the machine's moving. And so you... So it's a safety line that you can... Like kill... So it's like, hey, you're dead line. Dead line. Yeah. Wow. And so it's like once the machine's going, then you can't stop it. You're not going to go up there and get your story in. That's a much better way to... Isn't that cool? Communicate to my team. If you are late on this... If you're late on this, you're going to die. I'm not going to do it. The machine will kill you. The machine is going to do it. The machine will kill you. Yeah. That's crazy. I didn't know that. Hey, thanks for listening to this episode. If things I learned last night, if you like the show, you want to support us. We've got merchandise that you can get. And it's a good stylish stuff that I made. I put a lot of work into this stuff. So it's great to find other Tilling fans in the wild and be like, wait a minute. I know that shirt. And so yeah, we would love for you to do that. You can pop over to shop.tilling.com or there's a QR code or there's a link in the description. There's plenty of ways to find it. We promise we made it super easy. So thanks for supporting the show and thanks for listening. So he goes to French. It tells French everything that happened. Yeah. And he's basically like, I need you to go verify everything and find out everybody involved. He's like, you're a reporter. Oh, okay. So French goes and starts doing all this digging. Yeah. And he starts following all the rabbit trails and he basically compiles all this stuff to verify everything that's smelly set. And smelly is like, this is exactly what I wanted you to do. And so then smelly goes to Congress. And. Snitch. Okay. And they they convene a special committee, the McCormick Dickensstein committee. And at this committee, he basically details this whole plot from some of the wealthiest Americans to genuinely overthrow the US government, remove FDR and replace him as president. And they called us the business plot because it was all businessmen who came together and plotted to overthrow the government. And the only reason it didn't succeed is because they chose the one guy who would rat them out, who would say 300 million is not enough. I don't think that's the only reason it didn't. You know, I mean, like you got to rally those amount of people to go do the coup. I mean, we, you know, we don't know what would have happened after this point. There could have been a lot of reasons it would fail. Sure. But the reason it failed that we had that for then happened was they chose a guy that they chose a guy who was like, is a great plan. Yeah. No, no, no, tell me more. Tell me more about this. Yeah. They thought they thought that he was on the side of the veterans and was going to side with the veterans and help, but they misread. But was the sentiment of the veterans that they, the veterans didn't want to do that? No, no, no, no, no, but they thought that they could convince them. They thought that they could trick them. They were like, we'll convince them that this is this will make them wealthy. That this is the, that the prod that the DR's new deal is the problem. And I think, and I think this is like an important note, like I don't think that they were like intentionally tricking. I think they believed the trickle down economic idea. Like I think they believed what fascism was doing was better for everybody because they were watching an early version of it. They didn't see how this story played out yet. Yeah. So like I think they saw this stuff in on paper. A lot of this stuff is like, yeah, well, yeah. If the, we really did just take over other countries, like we really were just like, yeah, we run that now. And it's true. Yeah, all these businesses. This was a time when that was just the thing we did. All these businessmen were used to a world where they call Washington and say, hey, like we need you to go invade Cuba because we need the money. Right. And they would do it. And FDR wasn't doing that. FDR was a class trader. Yeah, it is something we should do. We should do some more stuff. FDR, we should do a thing on Hoover. How he, how Hoover moved out west. I don't know what you mean about Hoover moving out west. Hoover moved out west to start Silicon Valley. I don't, I don't know that story. Oh, well, you should look that up. Interesting. Yeah. I'll have to look into it. And so what's wild about all of this? Well, what became so he didn't go out there and was like Silicon Valley, you know. Speaking of Silicon Valley, he were like, what is that? He's like, you're on your so far behind already, dude. I didn't want to tell you this for like four episodes, but they've all been too long. Have you heard of the, have you heard of mythos? Anthropics mythos or project or project glass wing? No. So this is the Anthropics new model is done. It's ready to release mythos. It's called mythos, but they're not releasing it because in testing. It was able to find over a thousand zero-day vulnerabilities in every major operating system and every major browser and thousands. I guess not hundreds of highly used websites and applications. So then they go tell everyone? So what they did is they came up with project glass wing and they brought in all these companies and they're like, hey, these are the vulnerabilities that our new model discovered. What? Patch them. And the reason they're doing this and they're using it now to go through and find more vulnerabilities and find the people who run these to patch these vulnerabilities before it. But this is because they know that open AI is roughly anywhere from four to six weeks behind them on other models. And they claim. And so it's crazy. The more we find out about these people, the less for it. Like it's starting to feel like Sam Altman is a little bit like what's her face from the thing. Oh, they're not the deep voice. Yeah. The deep voice. Yeah. Elizabeth. A little bit. Holmes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's not the. Yeah. Which one was kidnapped? Elizabeth Smart? I don't know who was kidnapped. You don't tell about. I don't know. I always get her confused. But anthropic is doing this project because they're like open AI is just going to release it. And it's got this. And if it's at the same level. And it's like then. Yeah. Then people are going to be able to explain. And that's the whole thing. And that's actually a pretty good PR move from anthropic where they're just like, hey, we're telling you they wouldn't. They're not gonna. They're not gonna. Yeah, it's crazy. That's pretty crazy. But also, here's the thing. I use quad as my primary. Yeah. And it doesn't know a lot about itself is what I don't like. Because I'm like sitting here being like, I'm trying to set up a whole system where I can pull all of our episode transcripts. So I can make our episodes easily. So I can find out, hey, which episode did we talk about that in? Yeah. Yeah. You know, it was way easier. And it's like, I can only read text files. It's like, okay. So we set up the whole thing to pull the transcripts, put it in Google Drive as a text file. And then I said, great. That's the stuff that I just pulled into the Google Drive. And he goes, oh, I can't read text files. And then I said, earlier, you told me you could only read text files. Oh, they have to be actual Google docs. Okay. We'll just redo and use all the credits again, I guess. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. So then I go, oh, it found all these zero day. And I go, I don't know, man. I think those are a bit different because it's code. Yeah. It is a lot better at code and at like spreadsheets. I could say, you know, yeah, it's really good with code because code is not, code is not like, I mean, I guess sometimes, but most of the time code is very black and white. Yeah. And it's so easy. Anybody could do it, dude. And this is one of those things where it's like, we're like, oh, I'm a developer. It's like, dude, like, this is the easiest thing I've ever been done, man. I've built several apps this week, you know, the thing you don't talk about. I know exactly what you're talking about. It's like so easy. Yeah, it's so easy. I don't mean so dumb people could do that. You're right. It's so easy. Yeah. But I think a lot of people, a lot of people who use the chatbot, Tim does every job. A lot of people use the chatbots and they're like, these things are dumb and they're kind of dumb in the chatbot things. Right. They're coding tools. Like they're building the coding tools first. And so like the coding tools are further ahead than the chatbots are in terms of what they can do. Sure. And it's pretty wild. It's actually, it's scary. How good it is. Yeah. And so like, I fully believe that these things are finding vulnerabilities because Opus was finding vulnerabilities. And I've seen these reports they are finding actual vulnerabilities that nobody else has found before. So it is, it's scary. We're marching towards the edge of everything. No, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. It's a good idea to do it. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. We can't go through. Well, here's the thing. And this is where it's like, I told you. And this is good. You know what? I, these, first of all, this is fourth episode in a row. Pretty banger. I don't know, I'm saying you're going to be in trouble. So I'm trying to be encouraging. You're bringing some good topics. Not that you were bringing bad topics. Not that you know what I'm saying. But like, hey, you were trying to crash out of us. We're trying to be... We're trying, we're trying, we're trying to be strong. We're trying so hard. Stop it, don't try that hard. We're trying to be strong. We're trying to be strong. Yeah, try harder to try less hard. No, we've been trying it. We've been trying, we've been trying. We've been trying really hard. Yeah, we're here to have a good time. Yeah. Anyway, well, we're on the line with it. Yeah. But so this whole case goes forward and it's kind of wild because the committee basically concludes that all of these corporate elites and bankers and businessmen and lawyers were concluding to overthrow the U.S. government. That's the conclusion that they make. But none of them were held accountable. That's what I'm like, why? Nobody was held accountable for it. Which is... And I think we talked about it before where it's just like, oh, we're afraid if we hold accountable. Like... What is... Yeah. The reasoning, the reasoning given was that they are leaders and organizations that are so large that we can't, if we took, if we took all of them, because there were so many, if we took all of them and we held them accountable, that it would fracture the U.S. economy. That's the organization. That's the organization's big. And they were in the middle of the Great Depression and they couldn't afford the risk. That in the Great Depression, some of the last corporations that were able to give people jobs, all of a sudden couldn't give people jobs. Right. Which is insane. And so these people got insulated by the fact that they... It's like when these celebrities get DUIs and stuff, you see Tiger Woods. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just DUI. Do you see that video? Yeah. Where he's literally... I just got off the phone with the president. Shut up, drunk boy. Shut up, drunk boy. You're getting interested. The same as all of us. Shut up, drunk boy. You're getting interested. The same as all of us. Shut up, drunk boy is one of those, like, I haven't think of anything like this. You came in wearing this thing at this... Yeah. It looks cool. Nah. Yeah. Talk about it. Nah. 90s called. They want... They want their jacket back. You give me the phone. The 90s called. There's no one there. You made that up. I didn't make that. It's a bit. It's a bit. It's a common bit. What are you talking about? Oh, let me talk to him. What are you talking about? Let me talk to him. What are you talking about? Let me talk to him. Reagan did that to me. He was like... Oh, yeah. 2008 called. I tried to set you up for it earlier. And I was like... Give me the phone. Give me the phone. Let me talk to him. She handed me our fingers. You want me to... You want me to head? Yeah. I want... No, you want to take my fingers. Okay. Fake phone. It's a really funny bit. All right. Let's go. Let me talk to him. All right. It's a fake phone. Not the trigger. I'm... Kiss my finger. Let me see. Oh, my God. I didn't expect you to go that hard. You're not really afraid of things like that. He's going to be watching his mouth for a moment. You're normally afraid of things like that. What is that? I mean, you're normally afraid of things. I mean, one context is normally. I feel like you got to tell people that we don't just... Yeah, we don't. Just fingers. You got to tell these people. We don't lick each other's fingers. I have never lick that in hands of fingers before. Normally, you don't like that kind of stuff. What? I thought you don't like it. It's your scared of it. I don't like it. I need water. I don't like that kind of stuff. I appreciate that. As opposed to you. Who loves that stuff. Where are you talking about normal? Normally, you're not... You're afraid of that stuff. That's my thing. I appreciate that you committed to that. That was big for you. Yeah. I don't like putting... Yeah, making... I don't like putting other people's fingers right now. Yeah. I'm so weird for that. I'm so weird because I don't like to put other people's fingers in my mouth. Yeah. And if you're your first time listening to our show, you should know that normally I don't like to do that stuff. This is it. This is the show. This is what we do on here. 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These Guys Hacked the CIA | Crackas With Attitude Ep 329

06-09-26

Episode Transcription

00:00 Hey man, hey, I'm happy to be here. Are you? Yeah, okay. I'm glad you said that. I needed the reassurance. Have you ever heard of stop looking at me like that? Have you ever heard of I Alex back me up on that. I was I looking at him a certain way. No, that's right. Gosh, you guys are gaslighting me right now. You planned this before I walked in. You're like, let's gaslight him today. Okay, I'm not 00:29 you're. This is one of those days where you came in here and you're in a mood and you just you were you shook up myself. You took my Celsius and you shook it up and you handed it back to me. What are you talking about? Oh my gosh, you walked in here and immediately you were like you're in a mood and I was like I'm not. It was the way you said hello to me, but but then when you go when you go you're in a mood. I wasn't and now I am. Now you're on your heels. 00:56 but then I go like then we start the I was like okay, all right, let's put it all behind us. What do you came in with this and then you go hey man, I'm happy to be here and go and you go. I'm glad you said that 01:11 I was like uh huh, and then you go. Why are you looking at me like that? Anyways, whatever have you ever heard of crack? What should we do to like couples counseling together? Should we do that as a bit? It would be fun. Yeah, we should. We should get a counselor out. We should actually my brother does need some group hours. So the three of us. Oh yeah, I forget your brothers hours and that made me trust counselors less because your brother is sorry terry. He's a I'm sure he's 01:40 qualified and I mean no, he's not yet literally right now. He's not all right. He's he's finishing up his master's. He's got three weeks left in his program and then he'll apply for his license so brother Tim to that's what they named him. You're right to so ah we should. I was saying we should like set up like a couples therapy for like a like a like a virtual with a counselor better help better help 02:10 we should do a better help. I this is. think this has actual like yeah, that's a good idea. They know look at me. Should we start over? Okay, fine, whatever. man, have you ever heard of why are you looking at me like that? oh Have I ever heard of what I've ever heard of crack is with attitude. What? 02:37 Have you ever heard of crackers with attitude? That's what I thought you said. Crackers. Crackers with attitude. CWA. Crackers. It's C-R-A-C-K-A-S. Crackers with attitude. Yeah. Have you ever heard of it? 03:01 I talking to my parents the other day and... and... Still had systems in place of like oversight at least. I they had oversight. They had the chief cracker. It was watching them. And listen, I'm not trying to be pro-CIA over here, but we are trying to be pro-smoking. Things I learned last night. 03:31 I know here. Let me show you the crackers without it. You tell me if you can figure out I under I know the reference. So here I know one of them heck. Yeah, this is Kane Gamble. Well, hold on. He looked first of all, he looks like a young penguin villain from Batman. um Do they call themselves this or is this like everyone started calling him that? I know he goes, but he goes by the name cracker and he started the there's a there's another person who's I'm with 03:59 Yeah, and so this other guy, this other guy's name is Justin Liverman and he goes by default, but it's D three F four obviously yeah, I'll T default, which is a pretty good forum username for two thousand. So it is a cool form username. Okay, any guesses what these guys do? I think that they try to do rap. Obviously is what it feels like, but I think that's, but the way that he looks like this 04:26 I based on the facial expression. He looks like this feels like this, like a kind of story where it's like they hacked SoundCloud or something like these are. You know, I want to think they're nerds. You want to think they're nerds because well, because I think that here's what I think. This guy's too hot to be a nerd. Okay, uh 04:50 So this this kid looks like the loner loser kid and sorry to this guy for saying that about him. I don't know a lot yet, but then the other guy go back just seems like the older kid. He's like probably three or four years older than him in his neighborhood. Yeah, who just like you know you were he was eleven. You were seven years old yeah and then that's you became yeah. Somehow we can sibling type relationship. Yeah, 05:17 and then he wants to seem cool. He desperately wants people to think he's cool. I think he's cool. You know he's got a he's always drinking Mountain Dew in a in a Mustang. Yeah, know yeah and he drives a Mustang and he does the whole thing. He doesn't know how to drive it. You know when they're driving and you can hear it be like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's like you don't know what you're doing with this vehicle. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and so that's the vibe he gives. Other kid gives a vibe that he's a couple of years younger 05:46 and is just like a loser. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, So you're thinking this is like a he took him under his wing situation. Yeah, but then he grew up to be a mastermind of some sort and the other guy is just a dumb dude. You know the ride accidentally, you know, like like the big brothers. guy, this guy looks like his name is Dustin. Yeah, the other guy looks like his name is Maximilian. Yeah, yeah. 06:14 I feel like I'm painting a pretty good picture that works pretty well. Actually, I do think you've kind of got their personas figured out. That's what I'm saying. So I think the best place to start Justin comes into this story a lot earlier than Kane does um again. I'll show you Justin is this one. Yeah, I straight up nailed it. Justin is the Mustang. I said his name was Dustin. That's pretty good. Then Maximilian and this guy goes by 06:42 Kane. Yeah, that's his that's his actual legal first name. He goes by cracker, but his legal first name is Kane. 06:54 is cooler. It's cool. It's way cooler than well. I guess what year is it because that also depends like the twenty tens cracker could have been cool then potentially depending on where you're at. So we'll start with Justin. Justin is an interesting guy. So Justin uh he grew up an athlete was really into sports played all sports uh and then in like I I don't know exact dates for what age he was here. I'm assuming like late middle school 07:23 he got really into runescape and he was playing runescape one night and he got in a disagreement with someone on runescape. I don't know what the content of the disagreement was. You're not joking. I'm dead serious. I don't know if this was like a trade that didn't go well or something in PVP. I don't know what happened. Wait a second, but okay, I think I know the story. I don't know if you know this story because this is a side tangent like this is kind of like a oh okay. Okay, yeah. 07:51 this is just a bit of the story. What do you think I'm talking about? I don't know if you're talking about the Falador massacre that happened. No, I have no idea what that is. The Massacre in Rune scape was a glitch in the program where the wilderness is where you can do PVP and killing people and then there was a weird glitch where suddenly one day the whole map was available to do that. Oh interesting and so places that were usually not you know PVP. Yeah, so 08:20 you know, a couple high level players started just kill or maybe they call it the Falador Massacre. That's hilarious and then and then there was there's several times in the game runescape like there's been Fowler is a interesting place in runescape like on the map because it's a free world location. Meaning you can go there even if you don't pay for the membership yeah and it is like the protest location. So like if things happen in the game, new updates 08:50 the economy gets kind of weird in the game. Go there and you protest straight up like players will have all protest. Yes, like okay, this is what they think of the change. No, they're not invited to protest. It's just like they watch. yeah, yeah, it's not a dev like sanction. This is what yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, they see it happen and they go, they go, oh, hey, you know, everyone's in world to, you know, 09:14 filling up the town square in fell. They're egging the Prime Minister's house over there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, this is not that event. uh This is just a uh small squabble between him and another user. Okay, and the other user threatens to hack him and he's like you're not and so like they're arguing that I nailed it. I nailed it based on their images that I'm like okay, but that kid ended up being like like a super genius type kid who can just like has just it now. Not just just Justin 09:43 this is just Justin okay, and so this this random was he doesn't Justin's username on RuneScape default. Yes default as his username everywhere and yeah, it's his default username and so he's playing and this guy does hack his computer and was your past it down with that. Okay, you want to know my password? That's what I'm saying. So what was your password dude because I'll tell you mine. I can tell you I can tell you exactly what I changed it because it was it was very frustrating. 10:13 So my password, and this is not a joke, this was from like middle school. I mean, this was from as soon as I got on the internet, like late grade school to sometime late high school. Straight up, was Tim is hot. 10:34 who is Timis and who's Timis and the reason I had to change it is because we were at like a church event at someone's house yeah and my dad thought it was hilarious. He was telling everybody at this event. I was like that you can't tell everybody my password now I got to come up with something new. That's a good log of your club penguin dad dad. You can't deliver my password so when I was volunteering while I was working at the church, I guess someone was signing up to volunteer is what I meant to say 11:03 at the church that we had like a like a China like a sign up sheet. Yeah, yeah, this is that sunshine yeah and someone you we asked for their email. They just write it down. Someone's email was B words love country. 11:20 I love the idea of signing up for volunteering at the kids ministry with you know, B W O R. That's hilarious. Also, we're adults and I just said B words, whatever it is. Doesn't that suck? Yeah, I'm not going to tell you my password when I was a kid. I for real. was yours? Don't you remember 11:48 I do remember it. No, it was also to his it was and I don't know. There was a while in like two thousand seven. I didn't know what a G was, you know, and so like my password on certain things was like G unit, whatever that means nice and like I need you to find a picture of me a middle school or it's like dude, this guy was G unit. uh 12:17 that's it's like using unit for like I was like I'm a you. I think it was. I think it was a football coach called me a unit yeah, yeah, you know, because he didn't want to call me fat yeah it's stuck as here. Yeah, he's a unit. You know my football coach has called me. They call me stone hands because I couldn't catch it like it's like you got rocks for hands and it's like all four years. I schooled don't hands yeah and short 12:47 they never go short. They call me five eight, but they know they call me five. Ted, they said your yeah, your five ten anyways. Yeah, leave your passwords below in the comments. Everyone, comment what your passwords are. I think that's gonna. I think the auto system on YouTube is gonna be like. No, these are all passwords. Yeah, okay, so the certainly it won't certainly. It won't let you comment your password. 13:16 I don't see a reason why I want it. I mean maybe on YouTube there might be a thing that'll be like hey, that's your YouTube password. You're literally on YouTube and you just type. That's what I'm saying, but like it's a completely different. don't know. I feel like we should so I want it off it like I don't. I feel like you should just just try it dry. I have your password. It interesting what happens. I'm sick of paying for you, especially if you to bring me a try. 13:44 That's funny. Yeah, I've never heard of any system. Hey, do you want to support us on Patreon and then join the discord and give us your Netflix password? Because you can support us in other ways. 13:57 you know, saying like you could like we could, you know, yeah, this is my profile. That's my dad's profile. Now there's some podcasters I listen to and then that's my brother. Hey, speaking of profiles, what once you tell the lovely people what you did where you text me one time and you were like, hey, why are you still using our hulu? 14:17 What are you talking about you because you were like it's pretty bold of you to create your own because me and Reagan have our own profile and he goes. It's pretty bold of you and Reagan both to create profiles on my hulu listener. You should know it was that it was my hulu and Tim has a profile because I'm kind. I don't anymore. Well, I might still on yours, but like I had a hulu. I stopped paying for a hulu. You gave me your hulu password to log in for a nice. I forgot that I did that 14:46 and I and then you were like it's my hulu. Oh, Jared and regular starting to take up our hulu. That's pretty funny and then and then there's a profile there called mom and dad because I'm also you know, I meant the my parents are decrepit and old, so I take care of them now dude. 15:01 they're at the age where it's like they're know, Dima what it decrepit and all that's talking to my parents the other day and and is no context. No context that put that in the end of speed of decrepit and all that was talking to my parents the other day. Literally they were like they're like you're almost thirty two years old and I was like yeah, I'm halfway dead, but my parents are literally exactly thirty years older than me. Yeah, and so they were like, but I'm not they were like 15:26 Thanks. You're like your four were your four more years. I was like yeah, you guys haven't ate as many Doritos as me. guess yeah, you'll make it a little while longer. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I've expected one age and we're on a bit of a tangent right now. So I'm fine asking this. What age are you supposed to like when you go out to dinner with your parents? Yeah, what age are you supposed to start like taking care of the bill? Oh, I mean nineteen seventy five. What 15:54 it's not. It's not possible anymore. Oh, oh, you're saying that like that's gone. That's gone because I remember when I was a kid, grandma would come to lunch with us and my grandma never paid. You know, she was always just part of like, so what is there like? I mean, I think I think if your parents are retired, you probably should. Okay, that's good. Well, my when they come out to visit us, I usually try to pay as much as I can. Yeah, but then you know, then my dad still pays it sometimes. Yeah, you know, 16:24 Yeah, and then other times it's kind of like, you know, looking at dad and I'm like, what's situation here? I think it's highly contextual. Like I do. Yeah, I do think it is like, like what situation are you in? What's I'm always monitoring to see who orders more than I go. I think you're going to pay if you ordered all that like that one guy in college who kept it would be like, I forgot my wallet and then he'd buy everything on the menu. Yeah. 16:47 Kyle, Scro that one guy in college. Why are we protected on? I don't think you have a wall. Oh shoot yeah, I bet I bet I know you don't yeah no. So Justin's played Rune Scape yeah and this guy does hack his computer 17:15 and just like shut it down, turned back on blue screen. And this moment was like a revelation for him. He's like, wait, you can do that. And so he was like, hold on. And so he also, he's kind of an interesting guy because he was, he was a big athlete. Yeah. But he was also quite a bit of a nerd. And so he played like halo and super smash bro. I don't know more athletes. Yeah. Interesting. 17:40 He played Super Smash Brothers and Halo like competitively. I mean, like think about Dustin. Yeah, yeah, that's true. know, a nerd. 17:52 Yeah, pretty fit though pretty fit pretty. I'll say it kind of hot. Hey yeah, yeah, he's our friend. We can objectify him. We objectify him. We know him yeah anyways, so he's playing these distracted Tim got thinking about dusting Oh my gosh, he's like yeah, we're gonna get to but 18:17 early hair. Oh, get out of it. I say hello and for smash my wife's best friend's husband, also our friend, but like that's how we actually yeah yeah yeah. So super smash bros halo competitively like goes to tournaments, plays these games from same gamer and he's like he's like oh, I can do this yeah and so he starts like online learning how to hack these games to like cheat in the game to to win. 18:44 Not because he's like, he's like, it'll make me better at the game, but because he's like, he's like, I want to know what I can do. It's like a curiosity. Like what's what am I capable of sort of thing? And so he starts, he starts playing around hacking video games, like simple things like that. Yeah. And he's going down the rabbit hole. Long story short, he goes through, does all these little small hacks on games and things and somehow finds himself on like the, this is like 2007, 2008. 19:14 He finds himself on like the official anonymous forum and ah he's like, oh, this is, this is interesting because anonymous and I've never heard this. He there's a podcast interview where he kind of goes through this whole grand story. We're going to tell the day. Oh, and I've never known this before, but I guess anonymous had this forum and it was an invite only forum. You had to like show you were hacking in the world and then you would get invited. Right. But anonymous was an interesting place because there was 19:42 obviously the hatch is like what kill Tony is to you have to show that you're hacky in the world and then you get invited and you get let it yeah the these forms were interesting and I never knew this but there were so many people that were trying to get in it. Whether they were like the press or the FBI. Oh of course or the FBI. Yeah, I think they had a little bit of interest or just people who were just curious and so they would do things to get the advice and get in there and so there was a lot of people like quote unquote prying eyes right there. 20:12 And so what they did as like a security measure, and this is insane, you had to hack your way into the forum. Well, now the forum pretty cool. The forum was just covered in like disgusting stuff like 4chan level, like crazy gore, like crazy, like explicit images just to like get it to where people would open it be like, ah, and like leave. And then you'd have to like, and then you'd have to like sift through like layers of this just crazy stuff. 20:41 to find the actual hacking stuff. And so it was a weird thing that they did. 20:50 Yeah, yeah, you keep no, no, no, no, it keeps people out. It keeps you allows why we do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. uh They're freaking weird little sickos. I mean, a bit. Yeah, probably a little sicko, little sicko freaky sickos. 21:08 Hey, thanks for listening to this episode of things. I learned last night. If you like this show, we would love to see in our Patreon. It's a great way to financially support the show. We don't make money from this. It just helps us to pay the people who do make money from this. Like Alex and Robert, her editor, and maybe one day, one day me and Tim, maybe one day, but only if you join, only if you join, we can't wait. We can't get paid until you pay. Can't feed Tim's kid until you join. He's so 21:38 of an angel. 21:50 just it was interesting. He like went and did some small low level like operations with anonymous, but he did not like working with them for a couple reasons. One the gore well one. He was in. He literally says this in the in the interviews. He's like they were pretty cringe like they were weird about the things that they said. There was clearly like FBI like there was it was like dangerous to be involved with anonymous because it was so big that there was so yeah and it was like there's some 22:17 there's some undercover agents in here for sure. Yeah, one hundred percent. Who are you guys going to hack today? I'm thinking about hacking Osama bin Laden. 22:30 it was two thousand and eight like I about hello kids. I'm one of you with the skateboard. I just hacked Barack Obama. How'd you spell that with an accent? Yeah, I figured out a way to do it and so he's he does like some low level like little hacking operations there, but he doesn't like the community. He doesn't like the people. There was actually like over time he found out some of those people and he had a feeling, but over time he found out some of those people like ended up 23:00 joining Isis and so it's like it was a really weird crazy east, a radical community that anonymous was. What would you do if like one of your friends just joined Isis? It's kind of like it's kind of like how like like someone you used to know like becomes famous in some way and you're like yeah, I can't believe that like they did this and then it's like yeah, you're like yeah, I can't believe they joined. You're like yeah, I knew him or like and that sucks. Remember someone brings somebody up 23:30 and they go. Do you remember? Do you remember Joel? Yeah, and you're like um which which Joel, which you know yeah the one he lived like the floor above us and he had that room all the way down. You do the whole process of remembering Joel. Yeah, you're like yeah, yeah, I remember Joel. He joined Isis. You're like oh, you could have just said that and then we don't add the or you do the whole thing. You go. Yeah, he was super nice. I loved him. I loved that guy. He was great. Oh, you should say that you shouldn't say that and say that because he was not super 23:59 against. He was not super great, so he yeah, there's like he's in a sketchy online environment, which is the other thing too man. You know, I feel like there's at least less of those accessible on the internet. I think we've done a better job of like siloing it out. Yeah, you can't. You can't stumble upon that stuff like he used to that you used to be able to stumble upon some pretty dark stuff. I mean like you know, read it really traffic. It really keeps track of like 24:29 where these links are going. Yeah, you have to very know, should we go to those? That's what I mean. Yeah, that's in two thousand seven. It's like you could be on a forum for a video game and then click a link and now you're now you're somewhere else. Yeah, and like that does happen less. I don't. It's one of those things where I don't think what we have is better. Yeah, well, it is better than that. I don't think I don't think what we have is good. It's better in that way. I think it is better in those ways. Yeah, 24:56 because you could just stumble on that stuff. He finds himself in some weird corners of the internet. Yeah, we're saying yeah, but he doesn't like anonymous. He doesn't think that he He disagrees with a lot of their political positions. He thinks a lot of people involved are weird and he knows that it's a security risk. There's a lot of agents in there um and so he leaves and he joins a different group called a non sec, which stands for security. And so and this is something else that I learned researching this like I 25:24 had always been under the assumption that Anonymous was like the group, but like Anonymous was the biggest one and they took credit for some of the bigger hacks, but they also got credit for a ton of stuff that they didn't do. course, yeah. And what I learned from researching this is that a lot of these other ones that you haven't heard of actually have the better, more professional hackers because they don't want to be involved with, like it was too risky to be involved Yeah, yeah, yeah. 25:52 after a certain point. And so a non-sec was one of those and that he joined. And with a non-sec, he did a couple interesting things. One of um them, were kind of, they were hacktivists. So they saw issues they saw in the world and they would hack to solve those issues or really, or to like shine a light or do something about them. And so one of the things- Really? Yeah, they were on their computer, killed Josh. Still don't know what that was about. That was actually my password for a while. 26:23 I opened up Microsoft word. I thought I was signing it after my dad told everyone my password was hot. I was like I got a password. You're never gonna buddy ever again, and you ain't gonna tell anyone about that. Yeah, you can't. You can't tell me what you're my son's password is kill Josh, which is my other son, a one LL. 26:47 So one of the things that they decided to target was predators. Yeah. And so they got on those forums and they would chat with like same thing to catch predator would do. Right. But then at the moment where to catch predator would invite them over and say they would just get their computer. They would share images with the predator. And that was malware. And it would give them access to their system. They would take a copy of their system and they would just submit an anonymous report to the FBI. And he said we got a lot of these guys arrested. 27:15 because we were just catching them and sending them into the FBI. Crazy. And so they did that for a while. Another thing that they did was this. And this is crazy. But in the 2014, the what is Denmark? Danish. Don't look at me like that. Don't look at me like that. Alex, Danish is Denmark, right? What? I hate that you're pulling stone walling me right now. Oh. 27:43 Oh, the map tap guy doesn't know anything about actual places. Huh? Okay. Hold on. We've been playing about tab. It's so fun. You know, we've done too many things. You don't know where Denmark, you know where it is on a map. Yeah, but I'm, I'm, that's what I'm saying is I'm confirming if someone's Danish there from Denmark, right? I'm like, I'm pretty sure I guess I can Google it. If you're going to stonewall me, let me ask this thing that won't. Wow. So mommy. 28:13 turn off my computer. Oh no, you logged in. 28:18 My buttons! 28:24 Yeah, is someone from Denmark Danish? Yes. 28:32 I was right. I'm not dumb. was just trying to confirm. Is someone from Danish? Yes. So for some reason, Denmark in 2014, and I've got some theories of the Danes and why, because this was true of a few European countries. And my guess is that the reason this never happened is because I assuming legislators were just like, we have to, you know? But before this, before 2014 or 2014 in Denmark, there was no law. 29:01 uh prohibiting bestiality. And so Denmark became like a hub for this. Like people would actually travel for this. And there was like places like an underground like society of people who would do this. this group, Anonseq, thought that that was really bad. And so they hacked their websites and then they they hacked all their files and they published these files from them to kind of bring awareness that this was happening. 29:29 And later that year, Denmark passed a law to ban it because I the legislature, I really genuinely think legislators were just like, they didn't know this was happening. Yeah, obviously. Obviously that's legal. Yeah. They're like, yeah, you obviously you shouldn't do that. So then they pretty quickly passed the law to ban. So this is the kind of stuff that this guy's doing. Like he's not, he's not out here like stealing people's credit card information. He's like, right. Attacking things that he thinks are wrong and like bringing awareness to these things that are wrong or like bringing justice in like kind of a vigilante way. Like it's sure. 29:59 like a not legal way to bring justice, you know, right and so and this is still Justin uh while Justin is is doing this. He meets Kane right line and so Kane is another hacker and Kane's doing very similar stuff. Hacktivism Kane lives in the UK. uh He looks like he talks like this and like that's his like deep voice. Yeah, he's trying to do like a whole talk like this and you're like you, you talk like this. 30:29 But no, but no, no, when I'm on a video call with someone, you know? Yeah. So Kane and him, Kane starts this group, Crackers with Attitude, invites Justin to join Crackers with Attitude and their new hacking group, right? Yeah. And Kane's big, big like motivation for his group was like a kind of anti-U.S. military, really anti-imperialism. um He was 30:56 very against like the war on terror and everything that happened in the Middle East during that time and after. And so like a lot of what he was doing was broadcasting what was happening that most people did not hear about or know. So he was hacking these systems to bring those things to life. And so together, the two of them, they come together and in 2013, the Edward Snowden links happen. And this was something that really kind of 31:24 turned a new leaf. I think you could say for them because they thought this was very hypocritical. If you don't remember, we did an episode on snowed in. He was the one who did we do a whole episode on certain we did, didn't we? I thought we did. I don't think so. Are you sure? Pretty sure we might have mentioned him. I think we did a full episode of adverse known in sure. I you know which one of us remembers our episodes 31:52 I mean you, but I'm pretty sure Alex are you looking it up? No, Alex doesn't care right now. He's doing his other job. He's playing Rinsky. Oh, you know what? I'm mixing them up. We did Julian Assange, right? Snowden. I'm mixing them up. Okay. That makes sense. Um, right. Yeah. So Snowden leaks. If you don't know the story, I guess Snowden links leaks all this information that confirms what was a conspiracy theory for a long time. And that was the existence of the NSA and that the government was spying on 32:21 literally everybody and just compiling the data and then they weren't actively spying, they were compiling this data and then they were using it if they thought you were a terrorist. And over the years we've seen that the bar for being a terrorist has shifted so that way they can then access your data and hack you and see everything about you. Right. And they thought this was really wrong because these people swam in circles where their friends aren't in federal prisons. Like they met other hackers who have gotten caught and are serving multi-year sentences. 32:49 for doing the same stuff the government was doing uh for the same reasons. Like these people are out here like broadcasting bad things that people are doing, but they're not a part of this NSA. So what they do puts them in federal prison while these people go off scot-free and are like political heroes, you know? And so- And that's wrong. What? 33:11 Yeah, because like I put flashy lights on my car and sped after somebody and then they got out and ran and I tackle them and then I got charged with assault. I was doing the same thing. You're saying it as if it's like can you believe it? Yeah, I fully can believe that. Well, I think I think I think yeah, I mean like these guys were getting arrested for doing the same thing the NSA was doing. So like that's stupid and you're like, is it? It's a little different. It's a little different than that because 33:41 Because the NSA, like there was directors of Homeland Security were testifying before Congress under oath saying they weren't spying on Americans. Like they were out here publicly lying about the fact that they were doing this. That's a different thing. And then and then when it comes out that they're doing this, I'm not I'm not pro NSA. Let's be clear. OK, I'm not trying to I'm not trying to defend the government here. 34:06 I'm just saying like if you're like yeah, these people got arrested and they were doing the same thing. It's not crazy. It's like well no, it's a little different. It's fair. It is though they lied under oath. Yeah, they were still had. They still had systems in place of like, you know, oversight at least. I mean they had oversight. They had the chief cracker. It was watching them. That's going in the intro, right? Chief cracker. 34:34 uh So, I mean, I think what you're saying is fair, but they were, they were very angry about this. Yeah, of course. So the two of them, it Justin and, and Kane Kane. Yeah. Justin. Oh my gosh, dude. Cracker. Yeah. Default. The two of them said, we're going to hack the CIA. And so what they did was really interesting. They did a couple, a couple of things here. 35:04 first thing they did is they found the, let me get his name, the then director of the CIA, whose name is John Brennan, and they said, hey, he's the director of the CIA, so he's got a lot of very secure systems that he's a part of, but he's also just a regular person. And so they just did a data broker lookup on him and got info on his phone number and the... 35:32 provider for his personal phone number, which was Verizon. And what they did, and this is crazy, they called Verizon customer support. And when they picked up, they didn't pretend to be Brennan. They pretended to be a like field tech for Verizon. And they're like, hey, I'm helping this customer right now, trying to access some stuff, but our systems are down. Can you help me get in? I need some information for them to be able to finish this request. And this customer support agent was like, yeah, what's your V number, which is like the Verizon agent ID number. And he on the spot just 36:02 says a random number and it works. They let him in and they give him Brennan's email address. 597-2893. Lucille? Yep. That is me. 36:20 Okay. And so yeah, so they let him in and he's like, he's like, okay, what he's like, I just need all his data to be able to access in. And so he's like, okay, here's his email. Um, you have his phone number, obviously here's his pin number for his Verizon account. And here's the last four of his credit card. And so he's like, perfect. That's everything I need. So they take all that data. They got all that information. And now they go to AOL, which is his email provider still in the mid 2010s. And they do like, 36:48 They contact customer support. They're like, Hey, I'm locked out of my email account. I'm trying to trying to access it. And AOL is like, uh, yeah, to verify, we just need the last four of your credit card. And he's like, perfect. I got it. Here you go. And he doesn't say that. That would be suspicious. Perfect. Perfect. have that. Perfect. I've got that. Perfect. I know the last four of my credit card number. Yeah. And so they let him in and this is his personal email. like theoretically there shouldn't be a lot of nothing. Bunk cakes, but uh, 37:18 two of our newsletter was just nothing. One cake steamed technically still is. I don't send a lot of emails, but yeah, the brand is and I'll be honest. I don't remember why we did that. I think it was in BC. I think we were saying in BC, but cakes. Yeah, I don't know. Anyways, so 37:49 So they personally emailed and through his personal email, they find out that I don't know if this was a mistake or if he was a little arrogant or ignorant. I don't know, but there was multiple official emails he was sending. Yeah, there was personal email. Yeah, but it was also and I'm again, I'm not pro CIA. 38:13 Well, like in the early 2000s 2010s, like the email communication is still relatively new. Yeah. And siloing it out for like this is business stuff is it was harder to do that. Yeah. Yeah. And so, you know, he's on his Palm pilot and he's sending emails. Yep. Yep. And he thinks he thinks, yeah, it's secure. It's safe. Right. And so he's sending these emails and these emails are crazy. Like he's sending information about agents with their social security numbers, just 38:43 from his personal. Yes, so many emails making fun of the fact that George W Bush has the same name as his dad. It's so late that he's got his damn freaking weird like dad can't come up with a better name than George. His name is George W Bush W Bush W W Bush. So they 39:11 They get all this information and they kind of compile that data and then they call him on his personal phone number and here's a here's a thing about Kane. We haven't mentioned to get yet came a giant marijuana addict. Hi every day marijuana addict. Yeah. Yeah. You talk like a narc. That's a great marijuana. 39:41 and so he's this man is addicted to THC. Okay, buddy, we didn't get addicted to THC gum. He's this guy failed there, so he big marijuana addict. It's crippling his life. He calls bread and high out of his mind. He calls John Brennan, John Brennan, the director of the CIA on his personal phone number. Okay, and it was the two of them together. They were on like a conference call as they call him just taunting him. 40:11 They're like, I bet you want to know how we got your number, loser. then they start reading off his social security number. They read him his address. They read him his email. They tell him his Verizon pin. They're like, we own you. We own you. And they said, and I don't know if this is true. Like this is just reporting from them. But Justin actually said in that podcast interview. We could hear him crying. He did. He did. He said, he said, I could hear like a tremble in his voice like he was afraid. 40:38 Because he's like, who are you with? How did you get access to this number? 40:47 Oh boy. Am I sick? I sure do need Tim stones. Get well quick trick. And what is it? It's simply chug an entire gallon of orange juice. Wow. I forgot. And then this shirt reminded me, I'm so glad that I have this shirt as a public service announcement, a public health service to other people around me. Do your part. Get this shirt. 41:16 shop.tillam.com 41:23 Because he is the director of the CIA. And also the war on terror is happening. Yeah. And so like, yeah, like this very, very likely could be ISIS, Al Qaeda, like any national security agency that like could actually literally threaten his life. It's like it is, it is reasonable to assume he's freaked out by this phone call. uh And meanwhile, they are also doing these sorts of things to the director of the 41:51 of national intelligence, James Clapper, they get access to all of his information, pull a bunch of data from him, very similar methods where they just call customer service lines and just pretend to be someone who's supposed to have so they're hat. They're getting all this info just so I can understand their workflow. They're getting all this info, calling Verizon, calling the server, getting, know, getting address, getting phone number and then just getting super high and calling them. That's like part of the routine. 42:16 and being like we guys brother, we call you brother. I should be clear. The pain process is getting high. I'm him. Justin is not getting high. He's just on I am a and he's like sorry about sorry. He has a crippling marijuana addiction. He yeah, he's also on the call. He's like really sorry about this by the way. Are you paulizing for do 42:42 it's just like take my side. All I want you to do is take my side. I again really apologize for my partner here. We will use this information against you. Yeah, we're going to ruin your life. 42:59 we we we can and we and then you know and then you're just the director of the CIA being like um what is happening? Then there's got to be a thought too of like if these idiots found it yeah, who who could that's that's the bigger fear. I would have yeah for sure. You know they also do the same thing to the director or the secretary of homeland security, Jeh Johnson, which I had to look this up because I didn't realize his name was Jeh Jeh. 43:28 but Jeh Johnson, what his name was Jeh Johnson. Surely not. Yeah. Here, let me show you Je. This is Jeh Johnson. Hold on. I'll just take a screenshot of the Google page so you can say that. there an image of him? Yeah, and I'll show you an image of him with the Google page so you can see this that I'm not lying. Jeh Johnson. I did not know his name was just Je. I don't know if that's short for something. Ma'am, what do you want to name him? She's dying. Yeah, 43:57 She was gonna say, Jeff. she lied. 44:03 she's a die. You're the killers mom. She's passing out dude and you're like she's dead. Hey buddy, bring it a couple steps. Yeah, yeah, she's got stabbed at the What who by who the nurse, the nurse knew something about her. The nurse, the nurse had hacked her emails and found it one day. Your son is going to buy on every single American 44:31 What do want to name him? oh 44:36 and we're going to find out this is like some kind of you know important name. Yeah, we're going to look very real. Yeah, so he they hack it a judge on since actual home wi fi network and they're able to access anything that's open on that network. Yeah, one of the things that they were able to get into was his smart tv and so they hulu account. They created a created to hulu accounts 45:06 it was jared and rake cracker and default. No, they displayed a message on this on the tv just in the middle of the t that just said I own you and they started calling his house and being like being like. Are you scared and like so they were like taunting these like high ranking and he's like intelligence. I don't want to taunt somebody and they go. Are you scared and then he does like a liam nissan type thing where he goes 45:36 No. And then just hangs up and then just. 45:43 and then you follow him just walk to his car and he just drives to the office and it's just him loading gun after God. You know we can make a good movie out of this and so this becomes such a big thing because and this all happened like in the matter of like twenty four hours. They hacked into all these at the same time. Okay, okay, okay, okay, so then the government is like all of our like directors of our intelligence agencies are compromised. So they all put them in hiding like they all get moved across the country to different locations and are in safe houses. Yeah, security because they don't know who's doing 46:12 They don't know anything about it. Meanwhile, they pull a massive database, compile 31,000 agents from different federal agencies, all of their personal data. So phone numbers, addresses, email addresses, passwords, social security numbers, and they put them in this doc and just publish it online of all these agents. And then they find all these like personal, or maybe I shouldn't say personal, but like confidential documents that link these agencies. 46:42 to either conspiracies or weird shadow projects or, for example, things that kind of, I don't want to say blackmail, because they weren't trying to blackmail them, but like paint these leaders in a bad light. So for example, one of the things all these agents have, what's called an SF86 application, and that application contains contact lists of everyone you've ever known, all your work history and background checks. 47:11 and so in that background check they were able for Brennan, the director of the CIA, they were able to find like his whole criminal history because he had a criminal history and they published the director's which is cool right. They're cool at a lot of people involved in our government have like pretty expensive criminal history yeah and so they actually send all that information to WikiLeaks and WikiLeaks, but if you have like too many speeding tickets and that comes back then your boss could be like I don't like you. 47:41 And so all this stuff's going on, Justin is getting default, is getting very arrogant, because he's been doing this for years now. And he is successfully hacking the CIA and the FBI and all these like high level organizations. He actually hacks into the Miami Dade police office and just wipes their database and just deletes everything they have. He hacks into this medical school in Canada and he just wipes the database with all their student loan information. 48:11 which he talks about that like he freed all those people from debt, but there's definitely paper backups. So, but it's like he's doing all these things all over the place all the time of like these hacktivist actions cleared all your debt and the bank is like 48:29 No, no, we got it. So we got we still got him uh and so he he is getting a little arrogant. He he tells this story. uh He was interested in this girl that one of his friends had used to date and this is like real life. This is not hacking life and so he goes to him and does a thing you shouldn't do and he's like hey, hey, would you mind if I like ask her hey? I got your phone number 48:58 and your address. You want to go out some time? She's like, ah, he was you're going, you're going. So he asked, he asked his friend, he's like, would you mind if I ask her out and his friends like, yeah, but like he doesn't, he's not actually saying yeah, like yeah, he's like, they start dating and his friends like mad about this and Justin is like, to be clear, Justin has always been like super paranoid, super secure. So like 49:28 He has a Wi-Fi satellite dish that he actually uses to capture Wi-Fi. The way these work, you can capture Wi-Fi signals however wide your dish can catch. So he's actually, every time he's using the internet, he's connecting straight to that dish and connecting to a Dairy Queen a mile away using their Wi-Fi. then through that... Oh, the CIA found out that they got hacked by Dairy Queen? And so he's actually using the Dairy Queen. And then he's using a series of VPNs that he's routing through. 49:56 and then connecting to a botnet. like, it's like, yeah, it's a crazy chain. Yeah. And so uh he's very secure. His machine is personal machine. uh He, every time he uses it, he shuts it down and he's got a software on it that the second it shuts down, it encrypts the entire, the entire hard drive. And then when you turn it back on, you have to decrypt the whole hard drive. like everything he's doing is 50:18 incredibly, which would really reduce my screen time. To be honest, if every time I got a lot, I got a decrypt my phone. It was like a forty minute process. That's what I'm saying. I could really maybe I need that, you know, and so me from looking at my phone all the time. So he talks about it. He's like, he's like, really think like you skip the girlfriend part. What have yeah, so three things happened at once here and so he is talking. He's hanging out with that friend who's girlfriend. He didn't steal, but you know he's dating his ex girlfriend and they're hanging out one night. They're playing online 50:48 like Xbox live and they're drinking. They're having a good time and the news like us. They have the news on and the news comes on talking about the CIA hack. Yeah, and he says that was us and he halfway doesn't think his friends gonna believe him like he and he's he's also like a little tipsy and like just like no one can catch it like it's like a mix of things where he's like he's like no one's gonna know no one's gonna believe me. No one's gonna catch me and so he says that to his friend who his friend was like and his friends 51:17 I've got that he doesn't know about. I can get her back. Yeah. And so his friend puts in a report to the FBI. course. Meanwhile, I think the FBI was like tracking him at the same time. Okay. So they've got the confession from this guy, but the FBI was like narrowing in on him. And he says like that same week, I start to think my machine got hacked because like there was just some strange behavior. I've seen some network requests that I didn't recognize. ah And so one day he comes home from work and his life pretty much was go to work, come home and 51:46 hack. Yeah, he came home from work, turns on his machine, it starts the decryption process and when he comes home he notices across the street there's a black SUV just sitting across the street doesn't really think about it. He also thinks that maybe the FBI would start using like a Honda, you know, like we all know, like maybe switch from the black SUV plan and maybe start just doing a Hyundai Sonata, you know, like maybe 52:15 Yeah, look like a soccer mom, you know, and so and he also mentioned like earlier that month, the house across the street from him got bought and there was just these two guys like pretty much twenty four seven were just sitting on the porch smoking, watching his house, which is hey, maybe paranoia. We work for the CIA. Is that a job? I would like to apply for the job of smoking on the front porch all day. 52:43 It's a sweet tea and a cigarette. Yeah, I'm working. Sorry. Sorry, I can't come on. working. 52:55 Yeah. And so. 52:58 putting in double time. You got to pay me double for this. So this could be paranoia or this could be the FBI, which I and listen, I'm not trying to be pro CIA over here, but we are trying to be pro smoke. 53:18 it's pretty cool. It's pretty funny how often we're talking about this. I've never started cigarette my life. Yeah, he was all those kids outside the scene, C, I, C, N, A, am I right? And so he gets in. He gets box in his house, actually a pretty cool festival name, seen I, a scene intelligence agency. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that actually does kind of work. So 53:47 There's a line in uh a yellow card song where he says California, but he pronounces it California, because he needed the syllables for the line. So that actually works on a couple levels. Anyways. uh 54:02 Yeah, so he goes in, he turns on his computer. There's a story in the Bible where 54:12 So like, it really works on a bunch of different levels and you can really... When you look at the Hebrew... He goes in his house and his computer. His computer starts decrypting his hard drive. And he's like doing his thing, right? And the second it finishes decrypting, the FBI busts down his door. They come in, they raid the house, they take him, they arrest him. And so he recounts this event and he's like, he's like, I think that they've been in my machine. 54:42 They understood the architecture of it. They knew that it had to be decrypted. And then as soon as it was, now it's open. Yeah, they were waiting for it to be open. And he said, because they didn't take it. Because the second you unplug the power, it shuts off it encrypts. And so he said, they knew that. They came in there. They didn't take it. They plugged in. They copied the contents. And then they confiscated everything he had, including an external hard drive that contained his Bitcoin wallet. 55:11 because this whole time he's been mining bitcoin and he was a very what year was this adopter? This would have been, think, twenty. This was like twenty eighteen. I think twenty. Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay. This was pretty late, but he's he adopted bitcoin at the beginning. Yeah, so he's been mining. He has a thousand bitcoin on that, which at its peak was forty two million dollars. Yeah, and so they confiscate that and it's just like this. I'm sure devastating. No, not watching for its peak. It's a hundred million dollars, right? He's a thousand 55:41 Oh, I guess. Yeah. If it was because yeah, I did it right now. It's in the sixties crazy. So he watches that thing. We did our episode. It had just crossed 20. Yeah. Yeah. Well, he watched a lot of millions of dollars walk out of that room. Um, and he also knew like the whole thing happens and he knows he's got, he knows what they're going to see on there. Right. Um, and so he knew he talks in the podcast. He's like, he's like, I could have just reached over and just unplugged it and they would have had nothing on me. 56:09 But he's like, don't know how you're going to react when you have a bunch of automatic weapons pointed at you until you have a bunch of automatic weapons pointed at you. And I just froze. so they took me. Secret Service was there because someone had recently defaced Donald Trump's website. And so they thought I was the person who was responsible for that. And so uh he's like, I wasn't. And they found out I wasn't. But like the Secret Service was there. So he gets arrested. And here's the thing that's crazy about this. He implicated himself on everything. 56:39 because and this he's like, he's like, this was the dumbest thing I did. And he said, because it was kind of my arrogance and it was kind of like this like archive data thing. He said, I was under the impression that I would like to go back and watch my hacks. So I filmed all of them like on my machine. And so he's like, so I have video footage of me doing all of my hacks. Like he was like Twitch streaming it. He's like, what's up guys? Today we're going to get the phone number of the CIA director. 57:09 And so like before we do smash that like button uh 57:22 Yes, I'm a Verizon support person. 57:27 What should I ask him chat? Yeah chat. Yeah, I love it. There's no one logged in a jet stupid, so so they are able to get them on everything. They book them for five years. He goes to prison. Coincidentally, he goes to prison like right at the beginning of co vid and so so they did they confiscate his bitcoin. Yeah, they still have his bitcoin. He keeps asking for back. He's like you can take whatever data you want. That's like related to this and he's like, but like please let me have my wall back and they won't let him have it back. So they 57:56 took millions of dollars from them. Yeah, so the government was like that's ours now. Yeah, we're keeping this for sure uh and so they go through the trial. He get, he don't like that. He gets a lot of years and he gets five years in prison. uh After a couple years, he actually, and I don't know exactly how this happened. Like if he like relayed the information, but he leaked a bunch of information about how some things were happening in the prison system. And so he ends up getting solitary for that. And so he does a year in solitary during cove it. And because of cove it, solitary confinement rules like got kind of 58:27 removed. Right. So he spent 24 seven in solitary confinement for a year. And he said that messed me up. Obviously. So he's in prison. He was in prison for for five years. He just recently like just recently got out. And now he's on probation. And the crazy thing about his probation is uh part of his probation is a two year ban from the Internet. And so what do you do with your life? Like you can't apply for a job. 58:55 Oh, okay, okay. I see it for a second. It seemed like what do you do? No, but for real, like we live in a world that's so connected, like you need internet connection to get a job in the end. I guess when you go try to find a job, you're like hey, can I apply like yeah, just apply online and he's like I can't do that and they're like why I why ban well the internet? Well, you could. I think honestly this is where you go work at a hipster coffee shop, but it's like you just be like I just don't really do the internet and they're like actually 59:26 come on just start right now because like that's really cool. That's really sick and so so at the same time that he got rated in the UK, they rated cracker cracker's house. Yeah, this looked like an arrest photo. Yeah, and cracker is a teenager. He's still in high school. 59:45 and so they get in there. So they're like yeah, kids being kids, they're going to be kids. Yeah, you can't. The UK is like honestly, it's pretty sick that you have to United States. dude, nice, nice boys. My that was pretty good. You want to see around Australian? Do you want to see red? Yeah, we do that here. No, but you can't have a beer. Yeah, they don't want to be. Yeah, and so I like that you tried a little bit. There's a little bit of you couldn't commit to it, but you try you where you want to be. 01:00:15 I did. I did. It was a bad tried to fade out. Yeah, it was nice and so he got he got a similar like he. I think he did like a year in juvenile detention and then he got a ban from the internet, uh a temporary ban from the internet, which probably did him well, probably. He probably needed to get off the internet for that and so what I from what I understand Justin is trying to rebuild his life. It looks like he's trying to get into like finances his plan because he's like I'm never going to find a real job again and so what he wants to do is become a day trader. 01:00:43 he's like because I can't. I don't need anybody to do sure, and so he's got all the thing. He's a little bit older than us, like late twenties. All right. uh I the other night at my show. I was like yeah. You know, I did a chick-fil-a rap a couple years ago and someone went. oh 01:01:09 it's been it's been ten years next year. That's why I said a shut up. Hey, you don't have to talk about that. You don't have to know. no, no. Be quiet. No, yeah. So this is crazy. This was to to basic like Justin was a little bit older. He's early twenties, right? Basically two high schoolers hacked the CIA and the and NSA and FBI and Miami State Police Office. That's crazy. Which is wild and they did it mostly through social engineering, um which is bananas. 01:01:39 Wow yeah and then does this also like the lime wire time like now this was after lime wire. Okay, well, yeah, it was you know, I mean I just start yeah, starting yeah, that's true, but when this all stuff happened, it was like, but he's like also that time where it's like we were just pirating stuff. You could just download stuff on your computer and you get like crazy viruses and like we would download songs. You make playlists for your my space 01:02:03 Yeah, it's like oh yeah, dude. So you'd have. What did you listen to? Freaking it was silverstein the used like I was saying stuff that I thought made me look edgy. So I was being used to skate the fate under oath right. I just listened to fiddle music. Hey, thanks for being here for this episode of things. I learned last night. If you liked it, there's another episode about Joel Ortiz, who was a sim swapping scammer. 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Ever heard of a group called “Crackas With Attitude”? If not, buckle up, because their story is a wild ride involving two teenagers orchestrating hacks against some of the most secure government agencies in the world. Imagine being so bold you not only breach top-secret systems but also directly taunt their directors. It sounds like a movie, right? But it’s … Read More

The Scam Behind the World’s Richest Dog | Gunther VI Ep 328

06-02-26

Episode Transcript

00:00 Hey man, what's up? Happy to be here. Have you ever heard of Gunther the sixth? No, but I know the other five. I can tell you a lot about Gunther for 00:17 oh and that's making you unhappy. It's hard to be happy when everybody goes happy when you look like hitler. I like when I see Alex's eyes kind of light up where he goes a little lines going in the intro things I learned last night. 00:47 go to the six. Let's start here. Actually in twenty twenty one, this feels too recent to be a sixth. You got to quit doing that. I feel like third is the max third is the max. What if what if you're from a long line of people who just keep renaming names? That's bad, dumb wrong should end. If you're from oh, what if you're from a long line? Stop you right there, stop the lie right in the light because isn't it so finish the blood patch of homes named his kid 01:17 Patrick, right? Yeah, and Patrick Mahomes is the second. Yeah, so his son is the third. The third, feel like is acceptable because you don't want to be junior. Yeah, so you name your kid also and it gets you out of being junior. Yeah, now you're at the second. Yeah, you know, yeah, but after that, Patrick Mahomes, the third should not should probably choose a different name. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, or his kid could be Patrick Mahomes, the fourth. That is how that would go or 01:46 the obvious option. Are you? you? These people are stupid. Do you think people are stupid? um well, the option is to choose a different name or 01:58 or he could be the fourth or he could be George W. Bush. He could be is what I'm saying. This is my kid George W Bush Mahomes. Wait, is his first name George W. All one word George W. Bush and it's not a W. It's the word W W, but not it phonetic G E O R G E D O U B L E you 02:25 E-U-S-H. 02:30 George W. Bush people call him W for short because that's the part of that. That's the easiest part that people remember anyways. So in 2021 02:43 in twenty twenty one Miami. A state was left listed for sale. Okay, for thirty. This is the style of house that my wife wants. By the way, tell her how much it costs thirty one million dollars. We ain't got that. ah And so yeah, it was listed for thirty one million dollars and this made worldwide headlines because the seller, the owner of this home was Gunther the sixth and this is Gunther the sixth. ah He's a uh he's a he's a you want to describe this image to 03:11 sure another picture of them. can describe this image to our list. Anyone who's not watching yeah, if you're not watching, he's got a necklace on and he's like his hair is like brownish reddish black, a bit of black. Yeah, coloration big German vibes for sure. He's got his tongue hanging out crazy for a picture professional photo like this. Yeah, so go on about 03:36 I like the idea of leaving the audio listener in the dark like how long can we do that? Like can we leave it not very long because it's pretty okay. He's a dog. He's a German Shepherd. You know why and that's where I'm fine. I'm fine if he names one of his dogs the seven. Do you know 03:58 if he wants to name one of his pups and that's another thing that weird people do is they call their kids their pups. That's why your these are my pups. You know I kind of like that. Oh you know mama bears love doing that with my cubs protected my cubs. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I bet you are you protect them from from all the scary stuff at target. All right, Rarely are those people protecting their cubs from diabetes. I'll tell you what yeah, man comes love diabetes. 04:29 so gunth I hate the videos online or it's like the mom is feeding the kids the horrible stuff. Yeah, I mean it's like help me make here. Watch me make breakfast for my four kids and it's just like stuff. You're like, my gosh, dogs and tricksy and then all the comments will be like the comments will be like good on you for feeding you. You know, keep those babies fed mama. You know that kind of stuff. Yikes. That's the stuff that you're like. Yeah, no, you know. No, yeah, it is interesting like 04:58 You know, you know something interesting that happened to me today actually? uh So, my whole life, I've been like a hardcore show person, so I like hang out at bars a lot, outside the bar, and everybody's smoking. That's something that people in that scene do, they smoke cigarettes. And so it's become a thing pretty quickly where like, it doesn't bother me. 05:20 usually don't really even notice it. It's very normal. No, we need is a total side tangent on your side. But you know how liquid death made water that looks like alcohol that you could be drinking a liquid death and people were like, oh, he's chill. It's a beer, right? Beer because people were like, look, there's hydrate and water. Give him goth water to feel better. Right? We need liquid death cigarettes. Yeah. So what is it? Like, what are you? Is it just like a little like 05:48 It's like a liquid IV. It's like a tiny amount of water. No, I mean like you're doing, you know, you're doing like it's like the clothes cigarettes. One of the movies or you're not doing anything that's like hurtful, but it's just it's just fun to pretend you're just like, but then you don't get ostracized standing outside of the scene. 06:06 Here's the thing, here's the thing. I never thought, I never had a problem with it. I honestly thought people who had a problem with it were kind of weird. I was like, whatever, if you don't want to do life answer, like whatever. like, I don't know. And I've always kind of been of the mindset that like, even like people with kids, I'm like, yeah, they're going to be around cigarette smoke. Like it's part of life, you know? Like you can't really avoid it. Today, I was driving back from the doctor's appointment with my son and we had the windows down because it's a nice day. Pulled up next to his car, smoking a lot. 06:36 and there was this like animal deep inside me that was like you need to go smash that guy's teeth into a steering wheel for smoking near your kid. I didn't do that, but we know, but but it's so like I all like I never thought I would care. Yeah, I could do it. I could smash that guy's face into a steering wheel. Describe the other guy first. I couldn't see him like and then you were like I got to roll the windows up in my car to save my kid. 07:12 you to get out, go back to his window. You crawling over to get out of your password or the bed. I get to roll it. You know, I understand the it's because your car sucks. I know the bit. I know what maybe it wasn't the guy next to you. Maybe your car was on fire like this guy, but then you assault this guy for smoking. I wasn't even smoking your car was so and that's what sucks man. Anytime you're near somebody who smokes like you just smell 07:37 Mm-hmm. Yeah, it's hard to like you can't help but yeah, it's crazy. You open the door and it just wass into you. Whoa. And that's never bothered me before. But now to my surprise, I can't stand it. To my surprise. I really like that happened today. And then I drove away and I was like, huh, interesting. Because I was like, didn't I my whole life. was like, I want to care. I almost went full Mama Bear and I was like the red light. 08:04 it did. It did genuinely make me angry. So Gunther owns a house and this is what sucks. So come to the six. Here's the thing. I know that I'm older than that guy. I don't like when younger people are are further than I am. He's the thing. Gunther the six is the Guinness world record holder of as the wealthiest dog. He has a net worth of four hundred million dollars. Yeah. And so he this is his life. He's got a personal chef 08:32 he has an entourage. uh He has an entourage as a private jet. He's having a little cocktail as a yacht. He has a human attached to him. That guy probably has something to do with the money right, and so he is living. He has a staff of twenty seven. He's got multiple properties all over the world. Sure, uh 08:55 How is this legally? It's not legally in the dogs name. There's no way. Yeah, it is. It's how it's an irrevocable trust. We learned about that in last week's episode. Okay, so here's a story. Here's a story of gut there. I'll give you his story. Is he a clone? Is that why he's the sixth? No, no. Okay, so some people do that. Yeah, that clone their dogs. No, not this, not gunther. Would you do that? Would I clone my dog? No, I are good enough to be cloned. 09:22 He's a good dog. Gunther. What'd you call your dog? Probably not. He's not genetically a good dog. 09:32 He's not genetically came from his let it leave the gene pool. That's horrible. That's a horrible thing to say about your dog. I can't believe you just said that about your dog. That's a little like you just said. I hope that my dog's genes leave the gene pool. You just said that. I hope the breeder that he came from is more responsible. Hey, there you go. That's a better way to say it. Yeah. But it's also doesn't mean the same thing. Um, so ah 10:00 here's the I like the idea of me saying something and then being like I can't believe you just said that I did it. You said that I kid. I believe you just said that so in 1992 there was a woman by the name of Carolotta Liebenstein, Carolotta Carolotta Carolotta Liebenstein and the interesting thing about her is she was a German countess and let me see. I got a picture of her in here. Here she is 10:30 with her dog Gunther the third. uh and in 1992 she passed away and here's the thing about Carolotta. She was a countess, very wealthy woman. uh Her husband had already passed away. Her son was a huge soccer fanatic, wanted to go pro in soccer, played like for a youth like feeder team that was going into a professional team. His name was actually Gunther. He had a dog named Gunther. How do you feel? How would you feel? What do you mean? It's like 11:01 Okay, I'm just out right there. His name is also Gunther. Okay, his name was Gunther. He had a dog out of confusion when she died. Here's the thing. This is all left to Gunther. He's like, that's me and the lawyers are like, but that dog is also Gunther and he's like, no, no, no. She obviously meant to leave the trust to leave it to me and they were like, this is too hard to tell her 11:27 No, so got their gun there. He had a dog and he named his dog Gunther the second. ah But when he was a young man, like early 20s, I've never said young man before, like a young man. It was also a stupid thing to be like, imagine. 11:46 I know I'm I know I'm going to imagine you. You know you go over to somebody's house like what's up man? You don't know gun through that well. You just met gun there. You're like what's up? You guys you met while you were smoking outside and gun well gun there. You know you're not comfortable enough yet. You don't know that well. Yeah, it's your first time at his house. He's like yeah, he's German. It's actually pronounced good. This is my gunter and this is my is my girlfriend Amber and this is our dog gunter 12:16 You're like... 12:22 got there. It is pretty crazy to name your dog. I'm saying that's that's where he's being like. Well, he had a dog named gun to the second obviously and so the cat like you're just trying to gloss over it like that's not an insane person thing to do. Yeah, you're right. You're I feel like that's a bit that we've done in the show before where it's like a I'm Tim. This is Tim 12:48 you're like what speaking of Tim's, know we're too far from the story. Tell it later. All right, I'll tell you later. I'll tell you now. Let me tell you now. I was talking to my dad this morning, whose name is also Tim. By the way, I feel like that's a relevant thing to this is that he's not Tim Jr, because they did different middle names. All right, we're both Tim and then your dad was like your. know your dad was sitting there being like. I hope he names this kid Tim and just name him like a different J middle 13:17 you know yeah, just like there's Timothy John and Timothy James. He can be Timothy, Jay John's. He could be Timothy John, Timmy John Timothy John, can be Jimmy John's take it. I should have named him to that's okay. Dude, you can name your second. I don't know what which is just awful. Oh yeah, this is my second kid. 13:47 Tim, what's your first kids name? Not to yeah, it's not. We actually legally changed the first kids name to not Tim. All one word in O T T I M don't pronounce it. Not them. It's not not them. It's not. It's not Tim. There's a glottal stop in there. Not Tim, a galore stop. That's what it's called. That's the technical term. His name is not go. I'll stop him in O T 14:17 gee, I don't know, as bug a lot. Also, I stopped with it. No, so my dad, my dad's, I don't even know if that's a real word. You just said it and I repeated it. It's a real word. That's lot. That's the influence you have over me. So your dad, Tim, I told me the story today. He's your mom, three siblings, him. He's the youngest of three siblings. I told all named to 14:46 My dad's the youngest of three. He said when he was four years old, so his brothers would have been six and seven. He said they convinced him that if he ate dog treats, like they would make him faster. And he says he remembers like opening up the thing of dog treats and he's like, this smells really bad. And they're like, that's the thing that makes you fast. Like that's why dogs get so strong. He's like, they eat the treats and it makes them fast. And what they would do is he would eat it and then they would go and they would lose to him like unintentionally to convince him. 15:14 And like they sprung this joke along where they'd be like outside playing football and they'd let him score because they're like, well, we got to keep that. We got to the doctor. We got to keep going. We can't. can't. I want to win, like I keep the doctor. What's more important? The doctorate. And he believed that until he was 24 years old. I gotta make me fast. I love. I love. It's so diabolical for a six and seven year old to be like, give him doctorates. 15:43 and then lose on purpose to keep giving them dog kids are crazy. Kids are wild, insane. Okay, so uh so okay, so she's got so Carolotta Carolotta who cares a lot of and her son Gunther has the dog gone to the second okay wants to be a soccer player like gone to the second is the first dog though. Yes, gone to the second stuff. Got it Gunther is the first right first got to the human is the first on third human. Yeah, I got the human 16:13 Anyways, so he wants to go pro in soccer, a big soccer fanatic. uh But when he's in his early twenties, he's third second is the one who made the team. There's no rule that a dog that says a dog can't play soccer or sorry, there's no rule that a dog can't play football. It was there in Germany. 16:39 I know exactly what you're doing right now. I'm so mad already. I'm like pretty bad and it's gonna work on me and I'm so mad about it. Okay, whatever. Anyways, so Gunther and his in his early twenties, he struggled on and off with depression and he ends up taking his own life and so I was a pretty hard pivot. So the mom was such a hard. So Gunther's mom takes in gun to the second. It's really sad that the second has a little puppies and she names one of them gun to the third and then years later in ninety two 17:09 She passes away and she has no heirs. And so she leaves her entire fortune to Gunther the Third. And in that trust, she outlines some pretty like strict guidelines of like what the caretakers of Gunther were to do with And this is where? This is in Germany. Yeah. And so she leaves $400 million to her dog. And within that uh trust, the law said they had to like maintain the bloodline. And so like, 17:38 Gunther the third had to have a fourth and had to have a fifth and had that in it. So right that lineage had to continue on and the money would just continue being passed down through Gunther's indefinitely right until it runs out because I don't know if you know this about dogs. Not great. The earning potential is just really not really bad with budgets. Yeah, super fast though, because the treats because the cheats they eat a lot of treats to the quick 18:07 They're so good at football. Yeah. Yeah. 18:14 get it because because it's funny because like they play like in Germany it's called football right 18:36 Tim is really mad about how funny this is. I don't know the comments are going to be like Jaren's really mean to Tim, which one 18:57 Hey, thanks for watching our show. you like it, a great way to help out is by being a Patreon supporter. Doing that helps make this show possible, but it also gets a lot of perks for you. You can get every episode a week early ad free. You get access to a Discord where you can meet a lot of other people who love the show and actually hang out with Jaren and I every month on a hangout. And we're also in that Discord chat all the time, hanging, talking with people, talking about episodes and just random stuff in life. It's super fun. 19:20 We do, there's a way to get birthday messages, a free gift, merch discounts in there. So there's a lot of really great reasons to be a Patreon supporter. You get a lot of benefits out of it. 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One, he has a spokesperson. And the spokesperson was actually approached. He had, for a long time, the spokesperson. And I think I actually have a picture of him in here. I think he is in this posse. Yeah, so the guy in the top left corner, he's a spokesman. Okay. Or spokesperson. 20:41 And he was like an aspiring actor and he had auditioned for some stuff and the auditioning director was like, I actually know these guys looking for a spokesperson. I think you'd be a good fit for that. And so he got hired by them and he's been the spokesperson for like 30 years now. Okay. Speaking for Gunther, guess, publicly. Yeah. It's crazy. They also have like researchers. They've got a team of scientists that are researching Gunther. 21:10 like I was like Brian Johnson kind of stuff like where it's like. Okay, how do we how do we make sure this this this dog is healthy because what happens what if like he doesn't have any errors and then he dies? Well, that's the point that you have the breeders and so the breeders are always maintaining a next to kin for Gunther and so Gunther the sixth is who sold this house that I talked about in twenty twenty one K and so this is earlier. I think the sixth in this picture is the youngest one actually. Oh okay and so 21:38 They always have a series of puppies behind them that will take the fortune whenever uh the current Gunther passes on to the next life. 21:51 so good and then this is so crazy and then in the in the in the trust one day Gunther got an email from God. They have lawyers, he has lawyers and then he has oh him pushing through means something happening. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. He has financial planners that are managing like the finances of the trust yeah and then there is this like key figure ahead in the middle. You saw his picture earlier. Yeah, this guy by the name of Maritio me and 22:25 describe this picture. So this picture is of what's his name? Maritza on me and Maritza. Whatever looking straight out of the camera. He's an older guy. He's got a mustache that is just over the limit. Just I mean like it. He looks like who you think we're talking about, but it's 22:50 but the mustache is just big enough, just big enough to be like, it's not that guy, but it's close. And so, uh, you know, so he's got, but he's looking like, like, uh, like a seriously looking straight ahead, very serious, straight, very serious Italian. And then also being just slobberly licked on the cheek by this dog, which I think is photoshopped. 23:17 in right. I can't. It looks like maybe it's photoshopped. Yeah, I believe that it might not be photoshopped. It might be like retouched like I think like they might have accentuated the tongue a little bit here and added. That's what I mean is like I don't think the lighting on the tongue looks correct to the picture. Yeah, I think it's like this is a solid head shot that they then you know start another tried to put the dog. Yeah, that could that's the idea. This is probably his cover photo on Facebook. 23:47 And so Marithio Mian is the like executor of the estate. He is the CEO of what they call the Gunther Group, which is the company, like the corporation that runs Gunther's life. everything about this company is to give the current existing Gunther the best life possible. And so they got yachts, they got private jets, they have homes in Italy, Miami, California, all over the world and like. 24:13 desirable beachside locations with beautiful views. And then there's like some other things in this dress that are a little strange. One of the things was, I guess Gunther loved music. And so they were supposed to build a Gunther the dog music group. And... 24:40 and so they put it on third the dog music group, so they in the nineties they they can't and the night they try. I went on busy and I trademarked it for seven hundred forty nine dollars so and so it's on the nineties. They tried to put out a house album with Gunther and so it's it's house music, but occasionally Gunther barks on the track. 25:26 I was like I know where I'm going with this bit and it's never to a drop. I'll tell you that, but they 25:35 they in the nineties they put together this this house album and they tried to sell it and nobody would we have any audio of that. I don't have any audio. I might exist out there somewhere. I don't have any audio of it. It was very bad allegedly. And so they tried again in the early 2000s and this time they said what if we make like put together a pop group um where it's like not a boy band because it's men and women but we put together a group of young ah singles and we put together a pop group. So they started what they call the Burgundians uh 26:05 And so it is this group of people ah that we're going to produce music and we're going to tour the world. I'm going to say something controversial. OK. 26:16 All of these people look like they're doing drugs. 26:25 I mean, I'm so serious though. Look at their eyes. Yeah, I'm yeah, you know what I'm saying? Like look at his eyes in the back. Yeah, and then look at her, her eyes on the her eyes over here. Looks like yeah, I'm be honest with you. It looks like they're doing drugs. We'll get there and so and this was this is also the Burgundians because here's the thing about the Burgundians is it wasn't one set group of five 26:53 it. They were constantly auditioning people in and cycling people in and out and sending them on tours, and so you will go see the Burgundians. I don't know how many people ever went and saw the Burgundians, but you would go to a Burgundians show in Atlanta and it'd be a completely different group than was it in New Orleans because they were sending different people at different right there, like twenty people that were in the Burgundians. It's like Santas, very so 27:21 is actually just or the news boys. You know they're always different depending way year you go. That's a that's not the same way you know um and so they uh here's a thing they put together these Burgundians and then they moved to Miami and they bought that house sold and they were thirty one million dollars. They sold it for thirty one million. They bought it from Madonna in two thousand. This is Madonna and the dog yeah 27:52 so that was literally Madonna's house. She bought it. They bought it for seven point five. Yeah, so they made a good pro pay to the order of and that's crazy in that while page, the order of Madonna and then the the signature is a crazy wacky font. This is Gunther and then a little paw print because the dog signed it. Wow, they had this big ceremony and there's the spokesman there with his necklace. Yep, yep. 28:20 and because it's never a list is and so they it looks oh what they're all wearing. I get it. They're very thick necklaces but it's like we're all wearing collars. You know it's like that's the bit. Yeah. So they move into Madonna's house. Yeah. And another thing that was strange about the trust move into Madonna's house is they take these 20 to 30 28:50 20 something singles that are the Burgundians and move them into Madonna's house with Gunther. And there's a line in the trust that, and I think this is because what happened to her son is that they were supposed to use a portion of Gunther's wealth to research happiness and what causes happiness. And there was like a list of ways you do this. So this is what the scientists were doing is they had all these 20 something singles and they basically- saying the singles. That's like the most important thing about them. 29:19 all these twenty something singles. Yeah, okay, it's like a yeah, whatever and so the scientists basically were twenty four seven surveilling these singles. These twenty something just say the twenty somethings. Why is it about how what is about their relationship status that defines? I know. I can't just I can't talk all of twenty something singles. Okay, it's a thirty something married 29:48 so they're watching everything that happens in this house, this guy and like they have cameras everywhere, but they're also like there. So like there's a lot of footage, okay, video footage from the house from this time where like stuffs going on with their bug, I mean so like in the pool or at dinner, they're hanging out for gun beans and in the background you see a guy in a lab coat with a clipboard just taking notes about what's happening. 30:19 Hey, how many? How many mojitos have you had for? Would you call yourself happy or sad? Would you rate your current state of singleness? Okay, and so essentially what they did is they created this imaginary world where they all were getting stipends. So they were all wealthy, kinda like they were living in this. Well, they were all in, but they a wealthy life. They got to live this wealthy lifestyle, getting good stipends. And then they had like every need taking care of them. They had 30:49 healthy food, they had a disciplined exercise routine that they had to do every day. They obviously weren't in the public eye-ish, and so they got to do these performances and shows. And then they would have these big parties that they would throw where it's like they could relish in the party lifestyle. And the idea was we're gonna do all these things, take away all the stresses of life from these people, give them all the fun stuff. Give them everything. And see if that makes them happy and what has the most impact on their happiness. 31:18 Oh, is this episode about to get like real and it's interesting. You said like they all look like they have been doing drugs because like they supplied them with drugs because they're like do drugs make you happy? Yeah, it's the it's the eyes do and like did they pay for her plastic surgery up top or those just like for the picture. She was just sitting there pinching her cheeks. Yeah, the and then this old guy 31:46 and then this old guy, the old guy also lived in the house and so yeah, I gathered that and I imagine that he's taken some liberty with the details of the trust. He definitely he let me see if he's not in this picture, not in this one. Let's see in this one, not in this one. Well, I don't know if I have a picture of her. He married one of the Burgundians. Well, actually he married two the because they got a divorce. They married another one 32:15 That's what I'm saying, and so he was that was pretty obvious. We could tell yeah, you're right. That's fair, and so he divorced the other one because she turned twenty four. You're too. I hate when they do that. Now you're not a twenty something single. Yes, as soon they start dating, he's like, you my girlfriend, she's like, yeah, no, get out of here. You're ruining the experiment. You just got fired. They had these the trust outlined 32:45 these 13 commandments. And so in the commandment was stuff like this. said, you can all have the gods you choose just as long as they don't set upset your enjoyments. Only those who enjoy life will go to heaven. Crazy. And so stuff like that, that's like you do all these things. And so as things like maintaining physical fitness, eating, health, not having any stress. And so like they had to hot. 33:09 Yeah and eat healthy, do a little bit of drugs, do a little bit of drugs and abandon any religious thoughts that you brought into here. This feels like I know where it's going and so life for the Burgundians became what they described an endless festival and so every day was a party like they did have like things that they were supposed to do. They're supposed to work out, they're supposed to eat healthy, they're supposed to go do their press things, but for the most part they just hung around this mansion all the time with all their needs met and just 33:39 did whatever seemed fun as long as they fell in line with the 13 commandments. And let me tell you, the 13 commandments were basically just hedonism. so this went on for years in Miami ah until a handful of the Burgundians started to feel weird about the fact that they were being watched all the time by scientists. And they kind of started- And also what do you do after? 34:03 Yeah, I mean my resume says for seven years I lived at a house in Miami at the behest of a dog. Yeah, I was. I was a research. I was a research research. Yeah, I was participating in a research study run by a dog. His dog was trying to see what makes you was happy and turns out I was never happy. So they fired me. Okay, 34:31 and so yeah, so so yeah, so the backyard agains are like we don't want to do this anymore. 34:41 so yeah, so this kind of a bunch of them leave and take like to the press and the press is like there's some weird stuff going on in this dog's house and so they didn't sell the house, but they moved back to Italy and they live full time in Italy. The dog, yeah, the dog and the staff, the whole staff, the dog and they try it again and they were like, all right, we're going to be an American, 20 something singles, a new group of Italian, 20 something singles. 35:12 Hey, thanks for listening to this episode of things. I learned last night. If you liked the show, you want to support us, we've got merchandise that you can get and it's good stylish stuff that I made. put a lot of work into this stuff, so it's great to find other tilling fans in the wild and be like, wait a minute. I know that shirt. And so yeah, we would love for you to do that. You can pop over to shop.tillin.com or the QR code or there's a link in the description. There's plenty of ways to find it. We promise we made it super easy. So thanks for supporting the show and thanks for listening. 35:42 and it's the same thing. It's the same scheme. The one thing that changed though. Well, I guess there's two things that changed one. uh They put it on TV in Italy. It was like a reality TV show is like watch all these twenty seven singles try to be happy and science. Science tests are watching them. Okay, like it was like real life, weird life uh and also a dog owns the house, uh but then they gave them these neckless guys. What about this is crazy. What if we do like the real world? 36:15 but it's like a dog owns the house like a real world. It's not like the real world at all. Okay, okay. Is there anything else to the idea? No, you're not. No, you're not getting. let me close. Yeah, got that part, but like you like walk me through it a little like flesh. I don't think we're a good fit. 36:39 So they take this show to TV. And then they also, all the Burgundians, they gave them these necklaces that were pretty big medallion type necklaces. And they kind of looked like, remember those Simon Says games? They kind of looked like that where they had different colors and that was like their mood. And the scientists were watching them and moving the colors. Well, the scientists were watching them and they had remotes and they would move their necklaces to change like their, I guess you could call it score. 37:06 And so what they had to do is they had to get the happiness one to the top, like the most lit and so they were everything they did was to try to get this thing lit all the way up and they would just wear it around all the time on this show. Okay, so someone else observing you is to being like not enough and then you go it's like doing you're like oh no. Oh, I felt pretty happy about that. not happy enough. I guess I'm not very happy. How's your day going? I 37:35 I was. It was pretty good until I saw this thing. The but the light go down pretty good. I pretty good. I guess with the light like if you look at the look at the thing really great, a really great day to this day there to this day. They're like at breakfast with their spouse and like how you doing? Oh hey, hey Tim, none of these got married. They're at breakfast with their friend with their long time live in partner because now they are all afraid of getting married. 38:05 so they do this. Meanwhile, Gunther goes around Europe and buys up a bunch of soccer teams ah yeah like and and he's a great negotiator. You wouldn't believe it dude. He buys this as soon as he's in the boardroom. People are like who you can have and then they just like their guard is that then someone goes hey, here's the deal and they go. Well, that's not a good. Oh, you are a good boy. You are. Yeah, I think it's like crazy deals dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 38:34 it's the secret to sales. Yeah, there you go like the book. This have a dog with the book. The secret is the whole book and then the end is like oh yeah and forget everything else. Just buy a dog and bring it to negotiations um and so he one of the one of the companies he bought or I guess one of the teams he caught but was the piece a cult calcio, um which is the women's football club there. It was a very popular club and 39:00 Gunther became the president of the club and they had the whole teams and that year they actually won the championship. It was like a whole big deal like Gunther on the dog team wins the dog team wins. It was a true life air bud. It kind of they had it backwards. He didn't play on the field. He had to in upper management. Yeah, he had the whole thing. It was up in the suites. I should every day the dog owns the 39:25 the dog owns the team. It's not air, but air by the dog plays at a local youth. You didn't know this dog is a ruthless deal maker. This dog owns the Dallas Cowboys. I don't know how I can make this more obvious to you. You're not getting it. It's just seeds of this dog freaking cat brains to fire. Oh God, cutting players, cat brains and 39:52 Then the following year after the championship, there is a little bit of a scandal. One of the players on the women's soccer team, there is this big press interview. There is a very controversial politician who's running for office and she kisses this politician and this press release and Gunther was so offended. He sold the team backed out of his endorsement of the way. What? This was a real thing. This is a way. What? 40:18 what happened? Say it again. So one of the players on the team I was trying to make a joke that Gunther Gunther made like I was gonna be like and then Gunther tweeted. You know I was I was trying to think of a joke to say for that and then you were like someone kissed someone who kissed who so so one of the players on that women's soccer team the the piece of calcium she was at this like press briefing and there was a very controversial politician who was running for office that 40:48 a lot of public despise and she kissed him at this press conference. and Gunther was deeply offended, so Gunther sold his shares in the my mouth, kissed him, yes, mouth kiss. I didn't know if it was like a kiss his cheek or something. Oh, I thought you bet like she used her mouth to get so I was like what are they gonna kiss? He thinks we're dumb. By the way, Tim is always the kind of person who's just like am I the smartest person? He straight up just thinks everyone's around him dumb and he's like yeah, mouth kiss 41:16 Yeah, of course, she you think I was just used her mouth to get some done. What else? What else is she going to use to get them? So now, so yeah, so she kisses this politician gunther's deeply offended. Okay, sells the team. It's this whole thing. It's a huge got it and he puts out this big press briefing of what year is this now? um I don't know what year this happened sometime in the two thousand sure um and so he's going around. He's going around the basic moral of the story. 41:45 is they're doing these weird experiments. He's going around the world buying businesses and properties and starting things. have. Well, because they have to expand that money. You can't just live out, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's investments going on. so and they also have this. What's the word I want to use? They have a breeder they're using and the breeder is breeding a bloodline for um for Gunther. And it's not just like they're getting one, they're getting 42:14 awful like puppy mill, essentially of Gunther's yeah and then they're choosing the top of the pack to be the sure there. The rest of them become like competition dogs and so like they're competing in these these god like the pre yeah. So yeah, you watch the best show movie no oh you watch best in show. Oh, that's that ass Disney Channel movie. No, no, it's a no. It is a it's an improvised movie and it's uh 42:43 you know Eugene. How do you say it? Levy, Levy, Oh really? Yeah and Catherine O'Hara and in this is early two thousands and they've been working together for a long time and it's best in show. It's like it's like the Thanksgiving dog show and it's a bunch of improv. You'll know you'll improv. Yeah, you'll know a lot of people. I didn't know it was improv. I mean I've heard of this movie like I've seen it. Yeah, it's improv the way curb is is improv. 43:10 yeah. Here's what's happening scene, but there's not a script most yeah. Most of the dialogue is just made up. That's fun, interesting. It's a I mean it's it's every wash it a lot. It's fun, Eugene's teeth yeah, it's in a crazy yeah, but and they do the same bit for modern family where like everywhere they go. You know people I forget her name and I forget Catherine. I hear his character's name, but they're always like I think it's like Trudy or Judy's and like yeah Trudy. You know in the modern family with like player 43:40 Yeah, they do the same bit. It's fun. That's fine. like that. Yeah. So essentially the picture I'm trying to paint is is Gunther's all over the world, flying in private jets, riding on yachts, multi-million dollar properties, buying multi-million dollar companies and doing these like large transactions, not just transactions, like events like they're throwing galas and they're doing like big public appearances with politicians and celebrities and it just like larger than life. Yeah. Lifestyle for this. 44:09 dog and appearing on TV throughout the nineties. There's there are segments where Mauricio appears on TV with the dog and they do these specials all over the world, like not just uh in like local like in Italy or Miami. Like they're going globally to appear on TV show. am that mustache man. I mean he really he is a really looks like he looks like it at all. 44:33 he looks too much like him to be like I'm going to trust some mustache like grow the full beard out. He looks he has the same facial shape. Yeah, yeah. Do we think that that's what certain 44:49 What are you trying to say here? Are you trying to say, don't think that that's like, might be a second. And then in 2008, have you heard of Lichtenstein? No. So Lichtenstein is a very famous tax haven. Okay. In 2008, there is the famous Lichtenstein tax scandal because a disgruntled 45:19 bank employee leaks a bunch of documents from Liechtenstein exposing uh all of the worldwide elites who have hidden their money there. Money hidden in Liechtenstein. And something very interesting that comes out in this is within Liechtenstein, the banks there, Mauricio Mian has an account worth $400 million, but he's not supposed to be rich. The dog is supposed to be rich. He is just the handler. 45:48 and so Marizio this guy bleeding the money well over the course of a couple over the course of almost a decade, very slow journalism was able to track down this story line uh to then in twenty twenty three, a group of journalists put together a documentary that is now on Netflix called Gunther's millions. It's a three part series, pretty good documentary. Is it worth it though? 46:16 I hate when I watch three parts and they go, that should have been a 90 minute. It is worth it. I will say I also hate when I watch a 90 minute and I go, that should have been three parts. No, it is worth it. It was, it was, was really good. One thing I will say we're a family from podcast that wasn't a family friendly. Yeah, of course. Yeah. And the stuff in the, the, yeah. Also when I say family friendly, this means we're not cussing. It doesn't mean I like your family to be clear. Family friendly comedy means like, I'm not going to say inappropriate stuff. It doesn't mean I like. 46:44 I'm not like, I'm friendly with your family. Yeah, you know, I actually I'll say it. I hate your family. 46:52 don't know what this bit is. I hate them. uh And so throughout the course of that documentary, and basically a decade worth of uh investigative reporting, it comes out that this storyline of the German Countess is completely made up. There is no Gunther I who took his life. There is no Countess. All of it is a complete fabrication because Maurizio was the heir 47:21 to a pharmaceutical uh corporation. His mother owned this massive pharmaceutical conglomerate and he was the heir to that empire. And when he inherited it, his mom did not want him to have to pay taxes. So they were going to put this into the tax shelter in Liechtenstein. But they realized that that was tax evasion. And so to try to throw people off of the scent, they created this fictional countess. 47:51 Carefully done. 47:55 And they grew with this storyline of the younger Gunther. And in the storyline, he grew up with Gunther. He's close friends with Gunther. And that's how he has the relationship and his name's the air, because he knew him and he knew the dog. And so he was placed over the job to take care of him. And then they made this trust. And within that trust, they were like, we got to make it really weird. So everyone just thinks, oh, this is a really eccentric multimillionaire who wanted her money to go to weird things. So they created this massive, crazy trust. 48:23 all to hide his wealth that he inherited from his mom, so he does not have to pay taxes on it. Oh my gosh! And he thought... These are the lengths that people will go to, by the way. And he thought, if we just make the storyline weird enough, no one will look into it. And it worked. And it worked for so long. For like 30 years, no one looked into And then he actually, he got caught as a byproduct of another thing, though. Yeah. Like someone wasn't investigating him and found that out. No, no, yeah. It was somebody who just was disgruntled employee, leaked all these documents. 48:53 And that's how this ended up all coming out. And what's really interesting in the documentary, they interview him, they have the whole thing. There's a lot of stuff that goes on. And then they bring up Lichtenstein and you can see he's doesn't want to talk about it. You see he's like angry. Oh, he's in the dock. Okay. Yeah. And you can see, he doesn't want to talk about it. They interview like his ex-wives and they're like, need to talk to him about that. His lawyer, like the staff, no one will talk about it. And then it keeps coming up. And then eventually they bring it back up and he's like, okay, I'll talk to you about it. And he basically just confesses the whole scheme. 49:22 and he's like he's like yeah, like this was a tax evasion scheme and like in outlines how there was no gunther. I was wondering was the dog paying taxes no, no, absolutely not social security number. There's that that's the benefit is a dog can't sign anything on their own. A dog, a dog sign that check to Madonna. I saw a dog side that checked on my bad. 49:48 I was going to be mad for a second. I was like this guy stealing from a dog. No, no, the dog was just the tax. Hey, this guy just likes German shepherds. Yeah, well, and here's the crazy thing is no one in the house knew no, none of the staff. There are staff members who are like I started to be curious about what was going on. The lawyers definitely knew obviously because it's like their job is definitely new. and their staff was like I started to have some some questions about this. 50:13 and what it basically and he just like surrounding himself with young people. This whole thirteen commandments thing in this whole happiness study was really just a way for him to fund a actual lifestyle yeah and he could act like oh I'm just doing what it's research wants to do. I'm just what the dog wants to do and what it is becoming kind of sad. The dog wants us to kiss 50:41 I mean if the dog wants you to kiss me, I mean I guess if the dog wants it, the dog would like us to get married. 50:51 the dog now the dog wants us to get divorced so because he wants me to marry her. The dog says you have to give me five hundred dollars. I don't know the dog said I'm as that is when I'm just doing what the dog said. my job is do what the dog says and it is actually when you as the story goes on actually becomes kind of sad because he struggled with depression throughout his life and Gunther in the story. 51:18 was actually like an alter ego of him. Yeah, and it's like the happiness study probably was him trying. It was him trying to be like, how do I become happy? Yeah, and so he was trying to pay a bunch of people to make him have wow. That's so he was. don't feel bad for him at all and that crazy. I hope I he spent his whole life. That guy spent his whole life hiding his money somewhere and trying to find happiness and I hope he never never finds it. Here's what's crazy. Here's what's crazy. Well, I'll tell you two things that are crazy. We got out of here. Yeah, I know. Hold on. I got to show you two things. One uh 51:48 All this stuff came out and nothing happened. Guinness Book of World Records took back their record. from Rich's Dog. You're going to keep that record. They're like, oh, it was just the guy. A bunch of like. It was just the Hitler lookalike. We all think that, buddy. all thought you did. You know what would help you? You know what would get you happiness? Shave that thing. Shave it off. The mustache. The reason you're unhappy is that people, they first see you, everybody sees you and they go, whoa. Whoa. OK, you're not. You're not. They all go, ah. 52:18 and that's making you unhappy. It's hard to be happy when everybody goes well, I'm be happy when you look like hitler. So 52:32 saw this. like to see Alex's eyes kind of light up where he goes. I was a little lines going in the intro. All this stuff happens. Guess what a roll records revokes their thing a bunch of like newspapers and news companies. They come out and they're like hey, sorry we reported on this stuff. We didn't look into it close enough RB and then nothing else happens. He doesn't get in trouble with the government. He doesn't have to pay back taxes. There's a tax. Everybody's the ways that things were structured. Yeah, everyone's just like whatever man and so now he has a house in La 53:01 And he's doing it again. He's got the House of Gunther. It's a content house in Los Angeles and they're out here making TikToks. And I don't know what his obsession is with trying to like create this like media thing. Wait, I know. I know. You know this house. Have you been there? No, go. I know the guy on the left. I go to play pickleball together. Do you I don't buy this. Yeah. Why would that be real? 53:25 I don't know. You just recently met a guy. You've been playing pickleball with them, so I haven't got nobody was possible. That's the best thing about the and so the documentary is the documentary ends. The credits like start to roll and then it's like and then it stops and it's like I'm trying to is this the right? Can we stop rolling and the filmmakers like yeah and so for sure gamers are off and so he's like he's like I'm trying to figure out the right time to tell you this and he's like but I like the breeder. We're not breeding the dogs. 53:55 clones. And then that's end of the documentary. 54:01 And so like I haven't been able to find anything verifying that they're clones other than he was just like yeah, they're clones Yeah, is the cameras off? Yeah, the cameras off. We're cloning them. Why is that? We're cloning them. I don't know how to tell you this. 54:25 Well fiddle off yeah, are we done? Cool. Hey, I wanted to tell you since we're done with the episode I was gonna tell you about another episode we did about Ida Wood who's a rich lady who hid her finances and she literally had just like zero boxes full of money and stuff. Yeah, we're not recording right? Cool. 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God Told Me to Build a Theme Park | American Heartland Ep 327

05-26-26

Episode Transcription

00:00 Hey man, what's that dude? Oh wait, I am happy to be here. Good, good. Yeah. Have you ever heard of uh the American Heartland theme park? The American Heartland theme park? Yes. This is that that's a wait. Is this a no, no, no. Yeah. This is a place that doesn't exist. Yeah. This is a rendering. Yeah. This is what they were gonna maybe try to do in Oklahoma. Is that what they were doing? Yes. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Yeah. And is it, is it not happening? Well, it's not 00:30 Done. I'll you that. I'll tell you it's not done. Yeah. But what park is, you know? What dream is done? You know, like it's never it never is the dream never is. That's kind of what life is. Like no matter how hard you work, no matter how far you go, you're not done yet in the worst way. OK. 00:52 There's an old guy who looks happy and it's because he was rich, but like, you know, he his money, they paid him to leave and he turned it into 100 Pizza Hut franchises. And you know what I did with the money the government gave me? I bought Texas Roadhouse. And that's why I want to die young and sad. And he gets to be old and happy. Things I learned last night. 01:23 so it's not done yet. Yeah, so the American Heartland theme park. um I think let's let's take it to the top of the story. I think yeah, yeah, Explain for the listener who doesn't know what it is. Yeah, in July twenty twenty three, there was this like press. I like this was a cove and idea. I feel like this was something that they were sitting around at home. You know, you know, when people had cove and ideas, people were locked in their houses. They're getting six hundred dollars a week. We were. I was blown in on Texas Roadhouse. I forgot that they did those six hundred a week. 01:54 wasn't it? I mean maybe, maybe you were because you weren't making money from like a job. No, no, no, no. How much was the, was the, what was the extra stimulus on it? I think it was, I don't know. It wasn't every week. I think it was like two $1,200 checks. No, no, no. That was like, but yeah, on unemployment because I was unemployed. Yeah. Unemployment was different. Unemployment was getting, we were getting like 600 bucks a week. That's crazy. I was, and so and you know, if I go back in time, I would have saved a lot more of that money. 02:23 ah But um you know, so this feels like an idea that like they were sitting around doing nothing. Yeah. And they're like guys, yeah. Disney in Oklahoma. I think it's 02:39 Kind of maybe is it in Oklahoma? I don't know where I'm. Yeah. Yeah. So July twenty three. Yeah. A group of developers held this press conference at like a like a hotel like a holiday in conference hall and this press conference they basically unveiled these this master plan for the American Heartland theme park. Yeah. And the plan while this conference first of all the investors look like what you think they would look like by the way. Okay. I'll describe them. 03:08 So they're standing in front of is that like a full model? They built out a whole physical model. Okay, yeah. Yeah. So it's pretty big. And that's what I'm saying. It was like they were like Walt Disney did this. So we did it too. Yeah. No other theme park has built this model like this. And so there are seven people standing, all of them just old white people. And and then there's one guy in the middle who got a spray tan for this event. 03:31 and then the guy next to him is, think representative Billy Long from Missouri. What he looks like. You know who Billy Long is? No, let me even see Missouri's representative Billy Long is from me. He represents my district. Oh, that looks my home district. That does look a lot like him. I look like him. Let me. He looks like a guy who would have owned a rate like a horse racetrack. You know, yeah, pull up a picture of Billy Long. 03:59 because the reason Billy Long's famous. I'll wait to you a picture pulled up of him. I saw him. I looked him up, saw him and compared him to that and I was like this guy might actually be involved. No, no, I know that I don't think I long. I know he's not here. I'll grab him. Hold on. Yeah, grab really long for me. That's not yeah. I'll grab them all grab them. Yeah, 04:25 Okay, I hate crying Billy long. Here's Billy long. Oh frick. I don't know what uh stretched out here. Honestly though, it's what I mean. It didn't. It's not like it did an unjust injustice to him. Here we go. Here's a yeah, that's what he looks like. So Billy long is the representative from like my area in Missouri who is famous for he's an auctioneer. 04:50 Yeah, yeah, that's what it's in on the and but he's in Congress multiple times doing auctioneering done his stupid little auctioneer voice. Yeah, we're like hey, whatever they do and you know go to school for that in that crazy and so this is what he looks like. So anyway, he looks like an oil tycoon. You know, he looks like he looks like the bad guy in robots. He looks like he looks like if they remade Sandlot and then 05:19 there was like a rich company was going to come in and build a theme park on top of that ball. I like that Santa and then he's like the developer. He looks like Doug Dimmadome. He doesn't do that. They don't know of Dodge or whatever. I don't know what did him stone Doug Doug Dimmadome over owner of the Dimsdale Dimmadome. Yes, yeah owner owner of the Dimsdale. Yeah, you know, like the local fat rich guy anyway, the local. Everybody's got one. 05:48 Every town's got a local fat rich dude. So yeah, so that's the crowd. This press conference, they open it with, they had someone uh sing America the Beautiful, obviously. And then they came out and they kind of like introduced everybody and then they introduced their grand plan, which was the American Heartland theme park. Which this park is kind of crazy in like scope. This was gonna be a thousand acre project, which to put it in perspective, 06:18 Disneyland uh Anaheim is 150 acres. So this is unbelievably massive. Wait, how big is Silver Dollar City? Silver Dollar City is 61 acres. So this thing is gigantic. Oh my gosh. ginormous park. And it's located just outside there a bigger theme park? uh Well, I mean, if you take like the Disney World footprint, that's bigger. Well, yeah, but that's five theme Yeah. 06:46 the what I should say, and this is maybe a little misleading. So this project was outside the small town of Vanita, Oklahoma. Yeah. And so if we look at that, know where Vanita is. I'll show you is Vanita, Oklahoma. I do know where I'm not joking. I know where it is because it's on the forty four corridor there. Yeah. So this is about an hour north of Tulsa just up I forty four found this out just a second ago when I was like, I didn't know this. Vanita is this that the the travel stop. Yeah. The yeah. But the McDonald's that goes to the highway, it's not a McDonald's anymore, but 07:16 Yeah, it's a common go. Well, it's a maverick. Things are changing. There's a subway up there. I stop with this quite a bit. Yeah, this place is cool. Cool is yeah, this place is cool. Okay, uh but if you look so Vanita is a small town and then I forty four is where that little Wal-Mart or not Wal-Mart McDonald's is yeah this SMG standard materials group right around this is where they bought the plot line and you can actually see the time of this satellite image. 07:46 See that little square like of concrete across from that? Like right across from the SMG materials group? is... You mean like down or... Straight across the street. Oh, okay, okay, okay. That is like a construction parking lot that they built. So this the time of this photograph was when they were starting. They were starting to build it. So this is like the footprint of it. So you can actually see this. Oh, wow. And so the idea was there was going to be directly across the street from that quarry, the three ponies. It's still going to exist, by the way. Yeah, yeah, 100 percent. 08:14 and so they bought these two plots of land here. One is the three ponies RV park and so it was going to be a massive important again, cove, an idea and a lot of people were in RVs. We should make an RV park. Yeah, actually that's you know, you know people. Okay, I'm not going to talk about about RV people. My answer RV people, they have a they have a pickup truck. Oh yeah, I have an RV and they I mean that's what they had. So they spend their summer they 08:42 They can send us magnets. around in the RVs. Yeah. I mean, it sounds fun to just RV around the country. Like, sounds like It sounds fun. It's one of those things where it's like, I feel like it'd be a good little weekend. I don't know that I would make that my personality, you know? But I can see why people, some people do. It's fine. I it would be awesome. Like if you didn't have kids, if you were like, if you're like retirement age, get an RV. And if you worked remote, it would be so clutch to just go drive somewhere, hang out for like a week. 09:09 work there sounds like you want to do fan somewhere else work that yeah. It sounds great anyways, so the RV Park was going to be is going to take up three hundred fifty acres of the like pro yeah, and so that was going to feature seven hundred fifty RV spaces and three hundred cabins to stay at. They were also going to have a three hundred room four star hotel and resort water park thing. Okay, that was going to be if we pull this back up. That's where the three pines is 09:37 the three ponies is just the RV park in the cabins. And so over on this other plot underneath the quarry was going to have the hotel and then the park itself. So the park itself, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Ends up only taking up a hundred and twenty five acres, which is still twice the size of, so yeah, which is about the size of, Disneyland and I got you. So the park itself is, is a good size park, but it's not, this is more for RV enthusiasts. Well, if they more for really need a 10:07 way to get people there because the closest international airport is an hour away, so they're like we need somewhere for these people to stay right. So they were building this RV park there and so they were probably trying to cut the distance between Joplin and Tulsa. I mean because Vanita is about forty five minutes, Joplin is a major Metroplex. It is glad we're on the same page and so they this this park was everyone makes fun of Joplin and I'll tell you what they hate that 10:37 They do not like that. Yeah. So I think anybody would hate getting made fun of. Yeah. Nobody's like, I'm glad you're making fun of me right now. I know some people are like, you know, no, no, no, no, no, no, love. Small towns are like small towns are like, you know, we exist. That's okay. Yeah. Joplin is always like the ugly step sister of Springfield. Yeah, it's pretty, you know, ugly steps sifter of literally of everywhere else. Yeah. And so, ah 11:02 no, like Joplin. So like, you know, I was on staff at a church in Joplin. Yeah. And that was a big struggle that we had. Yeah. It was, you know, post like their post tornado 2011. Yep. Tornado happens. Uh, and then all this attention's on Joplin. Suddenly like the news is talking about Joplin all the time. Uh, there's a bunch of money flooding in extreme home makeovers doing several different projects in Joplin, right? Like it's a, it's a, know, and then one day all those people just left and then Joplin was just like back to being 11:32 Joplin yeah, and so when we came in to launch the new campus of our church, there was you know not explicitly said, but you could feel like the you know how long you guys gonna be here. Yeah, we don't really yeah, that was the vibe. It felt it felt a little weird anyway, but you also kept making fun of them. So they were like we also every week we're like hey guys, welcome to yeah. 11:56 Well, just drive forty five well field. I don't know why you're here two hours the Tulsa. What's wrong with you? Why you here? Why are you here? I'm an hour. It's like an hour an hour to Tulsa. Why are you here? So and then they they outline the park. The park itself was going to be six like themed lands um and each land would would have like an anchor ride. That'd be like this big grand. What are the six themes? So there's liberty freedom of speech area. 12:25 freedom and it's area. They just let you do. They let you say say whatever you want here. So Liberty Village is like a classic Americana downtown hometown USA area. This is what I love about theme parks too, is that we're not willing to do this in our actual cities. We're just going to create theme parks and let you have a walkable town that you're at the 12:46 pay a lot of money to a lot of experience. Yeah, yeah, and then you're like and oh you miss what I didn't have forty mile an hour cars. We're going to hit. Did you did you miss when crosswalks were there? Did you miss when all of your needs were kind of like all in the same kind of area and general stores exist? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, let's let's play pretend park. Let's I love the theme parks are just playing town. You know, yeah, that's exactly what's happening. Yeah, 13:12 uh And then and then they were going to have so here's an aerial shot of it. So there's Liberty Village. I mean a wild looking place. Yeah. And then they would have the Great Plains which I don't know which one in here is actually the Great Plains. I'm kind of looking around to figure it out. I can't tell. But the Great Plains is exactly what it sounds like. They would have like it. They almost had like museums and exhibits of like animals and things like that. I like Great Plains themed right. Be that friary up here then probably maybe. Yeah it could be. They also had Bayou Bay which is this like 13:42 Swampy Louisiana type vibe. Swampy big, big Timber Falls, which Big Timber Falls sounds pretty sick. It had like this big, uh, call this like a timber water coaster. I don't know what the Alpine coaster. Yeah. Anyways, so big, a big artificial mountain with a water ride in it. And this was supposed to be like Pacific Northwest. Um, and then they would have, uh, Stony Point Harbor, which was like, like, um, uh, the Northeast. 14:09 and then they were going to have Electropolis, which is a little bit of a break from the vibe. But this was supposed to be like an amalgamation of all the world's fairs. And so there would be all these like crazy. So let me just run them back again. Let me just run them back again. Name them again. You had Liberty Village, Main Street, Great Plains, Frontierland Bayou Bay. It's also in like the Frontierland area. Yeah. The Tiano's Bayou. 14:38 Big Timber Falls, which would be in. I would call that adventure land, but sure Stony Point Harbor. Well, Big Timber Falls is yeah Stony Point Harbor Matterhorn Electropolis Tomorrow. They were like what if we just slightly changed Disney's I P just a little bit uh and so not even a lot either like not even a lot just like 15:06 yeah. What do we call tomorrow and you know we can't yeah really Billy long. We can't do that. can't do that and so and then there's a train that goes around the whole park on the park. Yeah, that's a revolutionary idea. No one's ever thought of that and then at uh Electropolis that's on the left there. You can see the tower. There's a big like that's a big Tesla tower, but it's one of those drop rides big Tesla tower. No, a Tesla tower is no 15:34 That's what Tesla's famous for. Well, Tesla's famous for a lot of things, but one of the things he did is he built this really big, I always mix up, I think he was AC power. He was either AC or DC, Edison was the opposite, and Edison killed him and got everyone to use his stuff. But what was crazy about his tower- Edison did what? Killed Tesla. And what was crazy about Tesla's towers is, in theory, what he was trying to do was wireless power. So he'd build these big towers that were supposed to broadcast 16:04 energy wirelessly, which sounds awesome insane. Sounds awesome. ah I don't know if it were. If theoretically it worked and I heard about a technology they're trying to do where they're going to put satellites up there and you know up there above the flat earth. They're going to put satellites up there, but they're gonna they're going to collect solar. Oh, I know exactly what you're talking about via satellite and then figure out how to shoot that 16:33 So I know exactly what I know exactly what you're talking about. Oh great company. You you rent sunlight and no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no I saw that like where it's like you can just you can be like I need some sunlight. It's a mirror that just shoots sunlight to wherever you're at right now. Yeah. So if you're get your neighbors for you know, the idea is if you're running a farm, you can give it sunlight overnight if the daytime sunlight wasn't enough or if you have solar farm. 17:00 then you rent this and then it just has a satellite that goes and tilts the the mirror to you. So then you just have this acre of sunlight in the middle of the night. Yeah. And it's actual sunlight because it's a mirror. It's insane. I mean like but here's what I'm OK. That's a different idea than what I was hearing. I was hearing they were going to have like a satellite that collects the power solar and OK. OK. OK. And then they can convert that to a signal that they could send that to Earth like 17:28 really through satellite send energy so them. We would have satellite energy gathers up there instead of trying to mirror it down to our solar panels here. Interesting. I don't understand. They figure out how to do that or it like a slow figure out how to do that. I mean the conspiracy theorists will tell you yes and that's why Edison killed them right because Edison one. It's like Stanley Myers water car. Yeah, yeah. Edison was making too much money off power lines and sure test. His idea was kind of you know. I don't know what I don't know the full story. This is what I studied 17:58 Okay, but anyway, so they have a Tesla Tower. They have a Tesla Tower. That's also a Tower of Doom. So it's like it doubles. Sure. And so also a ride that they made up. Nobody else has ever done this before. What if we what if we did like a a it drops, you know? Oh, good idea. yeah, that's a good idea. So this concept, they unveiled the whole concept. They tell you all about what they're going to do. They introduced their team. This is actually really interesting. This all go 18:27 kind of backwards through this list. The first guy I'll show you, this guy is not an investor. He's like an executive in the project. His name is Steven Hendrick and he ah is a significant, like I guess legitimacy person on tab on the team because he is a former Disney Imagineering executive. So he actually built Disney World. Of course. Or I should say one of the people who helped build the right. Well, at least they got somebody involved. What do you mean by that? 18:58 I mean they're ripping off all the ideas from dizzy. The least they could do is get somebody who actually actually knows. Yeah, that's fair. You know and I don't care. By the way, I don't care about rip offs by the way. You know, I don't care at all. This whole podcast is a rip off of Sam Manila or whatever. That guy's YouTube channels never Sam and they'll whatever Sam O'neill or whatever that YouTube. Oh, so many of our topics we do take. I hate we don't take top. This is what I hate is it's wild. 19:26 because we just cover stuff that happens. That's what I say. So like people be like, yeah, you got this from salmon. No, I got this from the happening. I got this with the thing that happened. I'm pretty sure they did too. Yeah, this is a thing that happened. He didn't make that up. He didn't do that. You know yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 19:53 Hey, thanks for listening to this episode of things. I learned last night. If you like this show, we would love to see in our Patreon. It's a great way to financially support the show. We don't make money from this. It just helps us to pay the people who do make money from this. Like Alex and Robert, her editor and maybe one day, one day me and Tim, maybe one day, know, but only if you join, only if you join, we can't wait. We can't get paid until you pay. Can't feed Tim's kid until you join. He's so 20:35 So he was kind of a big legitimacy add to the right right right, because he's an imagineer. He's an imagineer. They sat next to it. I don't know if they want me to tell you this. I sat next to a person who worked for Disney and I don't know if he knows that I know this. They're not allowed to talk about it. Well, he was on his tablet and he was like he was he was on frame I O yeah and giving feedback on you know it was the outline of the the Florida Castle. 21:00 and they're doing the light projector stuff. Oh yeah, the little white does. And so he was like circling like this dinosaur needs to be bigger this, know, that's and like and I was just, you know, I was looking at his screen and I don't care. You were like, you're like, hey, I think the dinosaur should be small straight up. in the middle, I was doing the whole thing where I was like 21:19 like dinosaur and then if he caught me, I pretend to be asleep. You're like dinosaur should be bigger actually, but I don't and then I he would be working on it. I go much dinosaur should be much and then I took everything I saw there and immediately emailed American Heartland and I was like do I have a show for you? What if we did a light projector show on the Tesla Tower? Maybe put some dinosaurs in there, maybe some dinosaurs, but they should be bigger. Whatever you're bigger. Dinosaur. No, it was cool to It was cool. Yeah, that happening 21:48 and so they they introduced him also Disney bottom of Delta comfort plus seat, not first class and they have the money for it and I was a little. I was offended on his behalf. Yeah, I was like you shouldn't be sitting next to me. You should be with the pores. Yeah, you should be with the moderately on poor. You should be with the less a little less pores. The people who are a little less. Don't give them a private jet. Just circling. know this guy does for a living is circle nine as a word. Yeah, yeah, I just 22:24 I don't think we got to keep going. You can give a thought. You're right. Yeah, okay, so I felt like I got a sputtered out and I can see you trying to be like I got. got one more. I can do it. I can figure out another thing. No, I just let it go. It's good. That's good. I was gonna do like a thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, so they they introduced this dinosaur. I kept going with it. Okay, keep going. This having Steve on the project 22:52 was a big legitimacy, but sure then they introduced their engineering team that they hired for it was the same team that worked on six flag parks. Oh, so another legit, yeah, like legit people and then they introduced. uh Let me see. Well, we'll go at this. A guy by the name of Larry, will height Larry is a former pastor from Branson, Missouri, yeah, who left his practice as practice, who left his church, left his church and he was at. I know his church. He was that, go ahead 23:21 he left his church to become. I guess like the director of the mansion in Branson, which is a theater in in Branson. This is I'm realizing now that I have this is float flow and that's interesting that you did that 23:39 but pull up the mansion because the mansion does the despicable me thing. Okay, I don't know what you'll know. Exactly what I mean when you see it. I'm pretty sure the mansions where I'm thinking of that does that. I think maybe it's the Andy Williams theater that is at the mansion. I think I know what you I think you know what I'm saying. I've seen it before and now that you're saying that I think I know what you mean. Yeah, I think the mansion and I could be wrong. Maybe you are now, but I think the mansion is the biggest theater in Branson. I I believe so. 24:07 trying to find like a site and sound is probably bigger right. I don't know. I mean I have a picture of the interior. You want to see it. No, I want to see the exterior. I'm trying to get one out of them are strategic. I'll tell you what because the building looks ugly. All right. Well, I couldn't find it. There's a bill. There's one of the theaters in. think it, I think it used to be the mansion at least then I can find the extra that it had like the exterior. The building was painted like the blue sky 24:36 to make it seem like but it never it never looked like it looked the same. It never looked like it was the sky. You could tell. Oh, they're trying to trick you into thinking you're looking at the sky there because they all have these big facades. Here's the mansion. I think that back white that they back like the what might call it Alex the 24:58 What do you like whole life system on the whole fly system? That's they keep all their fly. think that you ever notice you go to the theater. There's no shut eyes in the so I think that it's the fly system. I'm going to do the comedy on the part. There's no fly, but they maybe you can find on a way back, but they that back area of the theater, they used to have it painted blue, so it just looked like the front mansion part. That makes sense, and they tried to put clouds on it to be like it's their sky. Yeah, 25:26 Branson is or or maybe this photo is what I'm thinking of, but it just looks like the sky. Maybe maybe that whole thing is just the back of the building. No, they I remember as a kid always being like that does not. That doesn't look like this guy. Do they know that doesn't look like this guy? I want to go rig. It looks like Andy's room in Toy Story. Yeah, you know, I'm talking about where it's like that's a wall. That's that's fake. So this is this is Will Hyde, Larry Will Hyde. Yeah, this is him inside the theater. 25:54 Yeah, and he left his job at the church as a pastor to run this theater. He doesn't know he runs the theater. He's like the director of the theater. He's done it for like twenty years and then there's a guy by the name of Richard Slanskis. uh He is like an outside. He's an executive producer on the project Slanskis and he has experience and and 26:18 the theme park industry look at him do starting. I'm not even like he's he's the guy who's like his hair is not that color. You can literally see the line of the die. See I'm talking about you can see it zoom in on that. Can you zoom in on that? See me on this, but yeah you can't zoom in you can't out a crop in a Robert can Robert on Robert. You know what I'm talking about. You can see the line of where he died his hair this color 26:45 and it looks like he does it with a sharpie yeah and so and this is this is slans kiss yeah. If he turned out to be a nice guy, I apologize, but uh you know it, you know yeah yeah. So this is lanskis he has experience in the theme park industry yeah and so he came in to help with that. What's his experience operation city? No, he has experience in parks that ah never opened uh 27:13 But they didn't talk about that at this press conference. And then there is a guy by the name of Gene Bicknell. Gene Bicknell is the financial provider for this company. What do think he did based on this image? He's a farmer. about this image? this give you any more ideas? Is he a farmer? 27:35 No, he actually owned over a hundred pizza franchises. Yeah, dude, he's an old guy who looks happy and it's because he was rich, but like, know, yeah, he, he was, he grew up actually in uh what's it called? Pitcher Oklahoma. Is that right? Is that what's called picture? No pitcher pitcher. Let me, let me, I doesn't matter. He grew up in Oklahoma. No, it does matter because I want to talk about it. 28:03 This is a town that we've never I've always wanted to do an episode about it, um but it's there's not really enough content, but picture it's north and imagine that there would be it's north of Miami and this town is really I'm not okay. Whatever is it really yeah. So they pronounce it. No, they do not in Oklahoma, Miami. That's how they pronounce it. Oh my God, that makes me unreasonably mad. Okay, anyways, uh picture is an interesting town because I make you man. 28:32 Because it's dumb. Because it's dumb. 28:37 Do you know why I'm baiting him right now? Oh, is that not real? No, they're just you know, lot of the towns in Oklahoma are named after Indian. Oh my and so is that now, so now you're looking at this stuff being like that's stupid and dumb. I just wanted to bait you a white guy into being like that. So that was fun. You're the worst picture. Pitcher was like a turn of the century town that 29:08 I guess was probably a company town uh and there it's just covered in mines. And so I'm going to I'm throwing some screenshots in so you can see this. And in I don't remember exactly when but the collapse all the mines started leaking uh toxins into the water supply. so it actually the state of Oklahoma started paying people to leave because it was too dangerous to live in and picture Oklahoma anymore. 29:36 and so he grew up in this town and so today he took his money. They paid him to leave and he turned it into one hundred pizza hut franchises and you know what I did with the money the government gave me. bought Texas Roadhouse and that's why I want to die young and sad and he gets to be old and happy. I look how happy he is so picture Oklahoma here it is from far away. So those are all the minds. It was just oh wow in minds yeah and as we zoom in 30:06 this town. There are, think last I heard, which was about a decade ago, there's I think less than ten holdouts who still live here, but the whole town, if we zoom in close, like it is just decrepit, like everything's run down. It's yeah, like all the all those houses are just are just like decrepit falling apart abandoned town. Yeah, and it's a big town. It's kind of crazy. I've always wanted to go anyways. I wanted to do an episode about it, but there's not enough to cover it. It's a till and road trip. 30:35 Yeah, we can add it to the red shirt, but he grew up when your kid finally goes off to college or whatever. Your kid's not going to whenever your kid 30:47 I've I've met him. He's not he's not very smart right now. There's no way there's no way he's getting to college. So he grew up in pitcher Oklahoma, which is not far from okay, Anita and he went to the war and then he came back and and when he came back he bought his first pizza franchise because that was something you could do with a war salary back then and then went from there and built. 31:14 built his empire sure and became a billionaire and so he's a very wealthy man. He owns the mansion and so him okay, I work together for the three horses is a reference to this. I so that's actually probably true. I've never seen someone say that, but you're probably right. Actually, yes, the three ponies ponies. Yeah, I three I gear. Yeah, it's yeah interesting. I've never noticed that, but yeah, nobody said I wonder if there's a significance to those out front of the mansion, but anyway, he just likes ponies. I guess yeah, 31:44 So they unveiled this whole team, they unveiled the plans, they unveiled the uh model of it and they have smoke come out and there's music, really dramatic reveal. And then at the end, the end of it, Will Height leaves and they close the whole presentation and he just does this, it's not a mic drop because it's a podium with a mic, but he tries to do a mic drop so he just opens his hands out like this and backs off stage. 32:13 and then like they play wait, Larry, the older guy like got Larry, but the Larry old past Larry will high. um He's just like he's like and that's the American Heartland. He's just like backs up state and I'm not exaggerating when I say they played the main theme from the nineteen ninety six movie Independence Day. What is the confetti? What's the theme from independent? It's not 32:41 hype. It's like a it's like a score like it's like yeah, it's not. ah I think what I genuinely think what happened is their creative team was like we need another like American song. They're like what's an independent like they found this. It's called Independence Day. 33:05 And like, that's the sun. didn't know that it's that's guess. No one wanted to look even a little bit into the movie. And so ah the thing about this, though, is there immediately was a lot of questions because this is like a two billion dollar project. And they claimed this was in what did I say? July twenty twenty three. And they claimed that they were going to have all of this open by the end of twenty twenty six. 33:33 which is a preposterous timeline. Right. All right. They said by the end of twenty twenty five, three ponies was going to open and then shortly after that, the park would open as well, which is insane. They also the location doesn't make any sense. It's a gigantic theme park. Yeah, they estimated they would have four point nine million visitors a year, which is barely less than the entire population of Oklahoma. Also, and this is really important for you to understand about that. 33:59 a stretch of forty four. It's a toll road with zero exits. Yeah, yeah, yeah, there are no exits. Yeah, like that gas station is your last chance to get off the road before you go an eighty mile strip all the way to Tulsa with no because it's all reservation right. Yeah, that whole that whole plot. Yeah, yeah, which is also anyways they they and so the airport's an hour away before they would have built the. mean to be fair like so Disneyland is pretty. I mean 34:28 it when and when when they were buying all the land in Florida. There was nothing. Well, that was the argument that they made. The argument was that there was some development will happen around this. Yeah, there was a there was some people who raised these concerns and Steve the Disney guy was like, yeah, nothing was in Orlando before Disney and now Orlando is a vacation hub right and so he's like, this is what we're going to do to the need of Oklahoma before they would have built this part. You know, before they would have built this park, the only 34:57 like nearby hotel was in Veneta. It was a holiday and express. That was it. That was all that that could support. So but they would. And this is interesting. I haven't mentioned this in the top left corner. You can see the hotel and the hotel is actually in the park. Right. You can't get to this hotel without going through the park, which is an interesting design. I'm sure they would have an interesting other side. I don't know. That's not what they said. That's what they said. What they said is like the idea is like you're a part of the park, like you're staying in the park, kind of like the Bass Pro shops. 35:26 but if Bass Pro Shops was a hundred twenty five acre kind of like the best, I don't think it's kind of like that. No, but like you know Disney California Venture has the the Grand California. Yeah. And yeah, you can go either. But this is I think this is I think the idea is you're in the park. Well, that won't work. Yeah. I said so ah the other the other big issue with this is they said is going to be this year round park, but it's like in Oklahoma, Oklahoma, which this area is also a floodplain. 35:55 and then yeah, it snows in the winter and then there's a pretty big deal that happens in that area quite a bit. What is it? 36:09 tornado. Yeah, yeah. It's like it's like smack. This is gonna get destroyed by tornado. It's big time tornado land, which part of the experience honestly, like you go to the Great Plains. is a ride that they have that like they'll just slingshot you into a tornado. That's like a really fun. Yeah, he doesn't have that. You could only buy it like there has to be a tornado happening like so like you got to wait for one. It's rare. It's a 36:35 but it's a special. That's what makes it more valuable. Yeah, it's a special. We'll pay the money for it and so they they had this whole this whole event. Months later they had the ground breaking ceremony. So the whole team, I mean it is like prime tornado spot too. That's crazy. It couldn't be more. It could not be more tornado alley. Yeah and so 36:58 a few months later they had this groundbreaking. I love groundbreaking. Oh it's so goofy. It's so dumb. They all put on the hard hats and you're like, is that shovel going to fall out of your head? 37:10 they all wear the hard hats for the stuff except for like two guys who were you know the Disney guy was like I'm just going to hold on to it and then the freaking undertaker on the end down here was like no, I'm not wearing that. I got a trench coat and a cowboy hat. They're like golden shovel and I love the Pizza Hut guy who was like I'm not taking this ball cap off. I'll just float the hard hat above it and there's two. It's too big. You got to get an odd job hard hat job hard hats 37:39 And so they had this ceremony, they had the gold shop. Yeah, they do all their logos on it. And there's like local politicians. Everybody's excited. And this was like a huge deal for the town. Like Veneta. Yeah, there's nothing else there. Veneto was stoked. A bunch of the people who had land around it were selling land. Locals were buying up plots of land, hoping like as an investment property. Right. Local restaurants were taking out loans to like expand the restaurant to be capable of like serving a larger population. This was like a huge boost for the local economy. 38:08 And so then the construction companies came in. They put up this cool sign that said the park is coming soon. And then they... said it's a cool sign? And then they built this. This is a gravel parking lot. Construction, yeah. Which is for construction. Yeah. And they put in a construction office and prepared to begin building construction here. And then nothing happened for over a year. And there was... 38:37 A lot of, I don't want to say uproar. Unrest. Unrest is a good word. A lot of the local officials were like, hey, what's going on? What gives? Like there was this big promise and nothing's happening. And so they had this like local town hall where it was like, you guys got to tell us what you're doing. And they showed by the town hall and Steve comes in and he says, yeah, I know he said we were going to make more broaders by now, but we haven't. And I really, I got to apologize. That's my fault because I went to our engineers and I told them, Hey, we need to. 39:08 Re-consolidate some things and it changed the plans and it's slowing us down. It's got to set back a few months, but like we're going to be able to move forward. No problem. This is a Ponzi scheme. 39:19 And so so he kind of bides their time. He's kind of bides their time a little bit with the local city council. The city council seems a little frustrated, but they're like, OK, whatever. There is some like state and city investment that's going on in this as well. And if I need a city council there, mean, there are no one to scoff at their sharks. Yeah. Yeah. They rode their horses into the meeting. There are three ponies. Yeah. And they sit around a circle and they go. 39:49 What are we gonna do about this boys? You know, I hate that. That is where you do it. I said it like that. now it's like, that's what I hate, but I hate that. It's like, making it look like I that. What you talking about? They all, they drove out in the back of their, their Ford pickup trucks. They put the tailgate down. They cracked up with some keystone lights. 40:14 and they sat on the back of the Ford pickup and they were like, what are we going to do about this? There's no city council hall. It's just like I'm saying they all meet in that in that construction pad and they sit there and they go well skies turning green. 40:32 you better. I better get under our trucks better. Hi, yeah, not go home. Let's not go home. Let's let's you know, it's too late for that. Let's crawl underneath our trucks. That's right. That's what they say you need to do. First of all, that's not what they say you should do. You clearly 40:48 he grew up in Colorado. All right, what you're supposed to do is find a ditch. You got to find a ditch and a ditch and pray honestly. That's why you should not get under a vehicle. That is not what you should be doing. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, you don't do that. Don't do that right. Get under something bigger like a semi yeah. 41:09 so and then a few months later, would I fit on? I would not fit underneath my car. You want to try it? Oh, your car's not here. Yeah, I can you fit under your car. I can fit under mine because you're a weak little small little boy. Was that all? Was that all that all? Look how weak and lame he is dude. He can't even gather his breath. 41:35 a tiny week as long I whatever so like a few months later oh 41:52 Oh boy, am I sick? I sure do need Tim stones. Get well quick trick. And what is it? It's simply chug an entire gallon of orange juice. Wow. I forgot. And then this shirt reminded me, I'm so glad that I have this shirt as a public service announcement, a public health service to other people around me. Do your part. Get this shirt. 42:21 shop.tilland.com 42:29 So once later it is the news that the construction companies have put out liens on the organization because they haven't got paid yet and so that's why they haven't been doing anything is because they were not getting paid. Yeah and so now it starts to become a question of like what's going on and so the lean sits few months go by or I should say over a year goes by. So now we're two years away from the gold shovels. Yes. Yeah and so 42:57 What year is this now? is 2000, this is 2025? Yeah, so I guess it would be, so let me get the dates right. So October 30th, 2023 was the groundbreaking ceremony. then in May 2024, as those liens came out that those liens were up against the company. And in, let me see the date, July 2025, a lawsuit is filed in Oklahoma federal court, alleging 43:27 Rico violations, allegeding alleged, allegeding or he go violations, fraud and intentional infliction of emotional distress from Jean Bicknell against his two partners. Yeah, this first photo he did look a little bit like he was a cutthroat kind of guy. The second photo he looks so much happier where he's just like, ah, yeah, so this is a grandpa. This is a suit first photo. He looks a little bit more. Yeah, he looks like he looks like he's like 43:56 Yeah, he looks like get out of my before I pumped your guts full of lead. Okay, but he's he is suing. Oh, he's suing for emotional distress. He is suing Larry. Oh hi, no, no, he's a good guy. We like him and what did I say this guy was a close Richard Salinas Richard Salanskas and I said he was sketchy on site. So I said as soon as I saw that guy, I was like this guy emotionally distresses the elderly and 44:22 we get these court documents. Didn't he just let me say that these court this guy emotionally distresses the elderly. We get these court documents and what we find out from the court documents are they is it over is over the course of a few years going back to about twenty twenty one. ah No I'm Lancer and will height have been emailing gene Bicknell. Oh no from an account from an email account pretending to be now wait for it. 44:52 God and telling him telling gene that God wants him to build this park. Oh, and telling them him that because everything that he's all the wealth he's amassed is a gift from God. He needs to empty the storehouse and give it to the next generation. Almighty God at gmail.com. 45:15 oh my and so and this there what's that? What's the term for that uh pig butchering there? Oh, fattening the pig. Yeah, they're doing that to this guy. Yeah, so they spent years building them up to convince him that God wants to hold on. on. Oh no. Oh yeah, that's why you weren't laughing at my little bit. 45:41 Yeah, I was joking, but they were doing they were using an old guy. Yeah. So so here's what happened. Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait. Okay. Yeah. Tell us what happened. Here's what happened. Oh my gosh. So a little bit about Rick. I feel so bad. This guy sucks. I you know what? No, no. Zoom in again. Robert show us his sharpie hair. 46:05 This guy abuses old people. This guy stinks. What a crazy plan. So these two start emailing this Oklahoma billionaire pretending to be God. Yes. And they're like, hey, God's telling you to invest all your money into this theme park. Yeah, yeah, exactly. That's exactly what's happening. And so let me take it back a little bit to tell you a little bit about Rick. Rick. Oh, Sorry. Let me take a second to process. I'm hot, dude. It's crazy. So Rick. 46:33 I don't know if you hold by the way. I don't know if you see this bus behind him, but it says the dream vision company, the dream vision company looks and also to be clear, ripped off the paramount logo and dream vision a little over decade before this had proposed a series of parks in Texas and Alabama that the renderings are not as great. 46:57 I actually love this art style like I would I would love to have because they feels like a 90s story. But well they sell like these paintings of Disney and I'm not a Disney adult but like those I mean like we like it but like those are the things that I would allow there's there's lines that I draw. I don't want a bunch of like we have Disney mugs coffee mugs whatever yeah. 47:20 my wife came home with a with a welcome at one time. That's when I was like to that's advertising the neighbors. Yeah, we can't have other people see it. Yeah, as long as you like it quiet. This art style like I like the original layout of Disneyland. Actually, I love I like that the bar Gatsby is opening a theme park in Nashville. He's reopening like the opera land kind of trying to do the night land stuff and it's a fun like vision. Yeah, and so I like this like watercolor painting thing. 47:49 So this concept is there would be a land that was kind of like Louisiana like a bayou. There'd be like a Pacific Northwest land. There'd be like a new land. There'd be like an old school and they were proposing this for where. So this was going to be a series of parks. And it was this idea there's going to be one in Texas and one in Alabama. And in Alabama they actually planned it. So I think this is the Texas one. They've got like some I don't know what that is like a cast or something in the middle. Yeah. 48:14 But in Alabama, you're spending a lot of time on this now, but you've just told me they're abusing this old guy. And I really want to get to that part of centerpiece. The centerpiece of this park was going to be an artificial mountain that was going to be a ski resort in Alabama. And they were going to have artificial snow. You could go skiing. Sure. That'll work. And so long story short, they had proposed this whole thing, did the did the whole presentation, whatever. And then a couple of years into the project, it fell apart. And his business partner went to prison for 10 years, federal prison for securities fraud. He got out of it. 48:42 Cause he was like, I was just creative director. wasn't a part of any of like the financial side of this. didn't run that. And so all of that goes down a couple of years later, he meets Larry Wilhite. Larry has been for 20 years working with gene, a great relationship. Everything gene being gene is, is it the big now? Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. He's been working with him running this theater. 49:07 Oh, that's right, because Jean owns the mansion. That's right. And going into 2020, they had dreams together of turning the theater into like a TV and film and animation studio. is the monster. uh So they had the dreams of turning this theater into a film. I want to physically fight these people. And 2020 rolled around. They had invested a lot of money to build this and it fell apart in 2020 because they didn't have the cash to float this dream of the TV studio, the film studio. And so that like new branch fell apart. 49:36 and failed and it was kind of like this big hit to both Larry and Jean. Like they were pretty upset that they couldn't pull that off. And so this is terrible. This makes me so mad. So Rick meets Larry and together they come up with this scheme. Yeah. They basically are like hey like Rick's like Larry he trusts you. You've been working together forever. Introduce him to me like let's let's like build this concept. And so at the time Jean I mean we need to remember we saw this picture. Jean is a shrewd businessman. Yeah. And so he meets 50:05 Larry recommends him, but that's not enough. Like he meets Rick and he's like, let see. old is Gene do we know? ah He is at the time of this. I know what he was in 25. So at the time of this, he would have been 88. 50:19 What do you get out like that for? Because I feel like I know where the story goes. um I know what he was. He would have been. He was 88. Yeah. And so Rick meets meets Jean. They have a business meeting and and Rick paints the picture of what he wants to do. Jean's interested. But Jean's like I got to know more about what you're trying to do here. Yeah. I got to know more about you. And so I said do you have any references I can I can speak to? And so he's like sure. And so he sends him 50:47 uh the email of a reference, someone he's worked with. Gene reaches out to the email. God. Gene reaches No, just ask this guy. He knows everything. He knows everything. So he gives him the email and it's supposedly some guy who works at Disney that he's done a bunch of projects with. Gene reaches out, emails him, uh but it's just one of Rick's email accounts. Yeah. And Rick fakes this whole like letter of recommendation. And what's really crazy about this is this came up in this case. 51:16 ah The reason we knew it was Rick's account is because Rick from all of his personal emails, he starts the body of the email by handwriting out from him to whoever he's writing to. And then he does the body because the email doesn't already have that from and to line. He like hand writes a from and to line in the body. He puts that in all of his emails and all of his emails because he's kind of Yeah, because he's weird and dumb. Yeah. Yeah. And so because he did that, 51:42 they could trace the other emails back to him because from who does this God to gene is that in the emails? Yeah, that's exactly what he was doing. No, do we have any of the God emails? I don't have any of the emails. It's all in like this is an active case, so I don't have any of the emails, but in the emails, easy, really holy crap and so so they propose this. When did this all break? What is this? The the the last year, July twenty, twenty five, the lawsuit was filed while I twenty, twenty five. 52:12 I can't wait for this documentary. so so Rick basically establishes the legitimacy with him. They want to work together, but nothing gets kind of set in stone. Yeah. And over the course of a couple of years, God emails Jean and God basically convinces Jean that that he needs to invest 100 percent of his wealth into this project. And furthermore, he God God 52:41 in air quotes, convinces Gene of what he calls the triune concept. And he says, just like the Trinity, like none of these things work without a triune engagement. And so these emails convince Bicknell that even though Solanus and Wilhite weren't putting up any financial risk in this, they should be 33 and a third partners with him. And so they are immediately getting to share in what if went through would be a multi-billion dollar. 53:11 concept ah and so oh my gosh man. So they move forward with this ah and they begin building building the project. This is the stuff that you find out your parents have done by the way, like your parents get to like, you know, it's like it's one of jeans kids who's just like I'm sure we'll get to that, but it's like you just find out that your dad is like emailing God and you're like wait what yeah and then like all of your inheritance is gone. Yeah. So what happened? 53:40 Oh my gosh. I feel like that tight in my chest. They start building this project. Also my body. And he, from the very beginning, he just started wiring the company millions of dollars at a time. Four million, six million, seven million here, like just millions of dollars. For the contracts. For the contracts, yeah. And from what he understands. And over the course of a year of the project, he wires $48 million into this company. Oh no. And he starts running out of money. And so he's emailing them because 54:10 He's like, hey, I actually defaulted on my bank account. I don't have any more cash. And he's like, I don't have any more cash. So I had to take out a personal loan to continue to fund this. So he took out a big personal loan to fund his life and to continue to fund the project. And what they had found out is Gene was a billionaire, but he only had 60 million in like what assets left because he is old and he recently established a trust to pass on to his heirs. 54:37 where all the money was tied up in this irrevocable trust. And the way irrevocable trusts work is they're irrevocable. No one can change them except for the person who made it. And so Gene's the only person who has control over this trust. So Gene starts getting these emails. So this is the middle of this project. This is when they're meeting with the county council. So this is 2023, 2024. Yeah, they're meeting with county council. They've got liens on the business because they're not paying. And the county council is like, gives? And they're like, we're 55:06 We're just that we made some changes to plan. It's not working right because because now he's running slow on now. He doesn't have cash Yeah, so now he needs to change his trust. Yes, is this when did he start getting emails from God? So he got emails from God like in 2021 and so it was like okay big build up to this point and then this point he gets an email from an account called sister Katherine nine on nine and this is a fake none that right of course and this none reaches out and it's like hey we have been an intercessor Katherine none on none 55:34 and so this this none reaches out and it's not a non. It's it's and the nun reaches out and it's crazy. It's not yeah. We all knew that it's not a nun. uh Yeah, we're all on. We're on the same page and he gets the email from his nun is not a nun. Go, keep going and so the nun is like hey, we've been in who's not a nun. By the way, it's right in case you're dumb and you're not following the story. 56:03 She's like, hey, me and all my sisters at, I think they called it Agape Abbey, we've been participating in an intercessory prayer for you. And we feel like that God has a message that he wants us to give you. And over the course of a few months, this nun convinces Gene that God wants him to change the trust and remove all of his children from being heirs to the trust and move the entire trust into the corporation. And this... 56:31 obviously creates strife in the family. This is how his family learns what's going on and so his family is like what are you? What do mean? You got an email from a nun? Yeah, well, I got an email from God first. That's what I'm saying. God has it. And this is just like this ruins Thanksgiving one year because they're just sitting there and he just brings up. He's like, I gotta tell you something. 56:53 I've been emailing God. What do you do? mean, like, do do it? It's It's not funny. That's just like I've been hard for the comedy thing right now, but like because that you just bring that on your kids. yeah, and so he's gonna find out about this and obviously like this creates a lot of tension in the relationship and they're trying to figure out what's going on, but he Catherine sister Catherine now convinces him that I hate when you do this in stories. By the way, we're it's like an hour now. 57:20 And like we did so many tornadoes, stupid bits and Disney bits and all that stuff. And then they go by, by the way, this guy was emailing God. Well, there was a lot of build up to get to the God part. does make the payoff is so worth it. But oh my gosh. And so, okay. So Catherine is like your children are our weapons of the enemy. They are trying to stop you from fulfilling what God wants you to do. And so he cuts his children out of his life to be able to move this trust forward. And what's really sad 57:48 is there's actually emails in this court filing that show that he starts emailing Sister Catherine out of like being like, hey, this is like really hard. Like he's like, he's like, miss my kids. Like I feel like I'm, doing something wrong by them. Like I'm hurting my family. Like I'm in financial distress. And so, and Sister Catherine is like, you're doing the right thing. Like convincing him this is what he's supposed to do. So he's in the middle of changing all this stuff. Oh my gosh. And in, let me see. In July of 2024. 58:17 Gene Bicknell suffers a massive stroke. ah He doesn't pass away, but he is incapacitated in the hospital. And while he's incapacitated, the trust documents aren't done. But his next of kin are now able to access what's going on because he's incapacitated. That's right. And that's where they learn the scope and scale of what's going on. And so then they work with lawyers to begin the lawsuit process. And a year later, they're able to go through and put the together. so they actually, the suit that they put together is crazy because 58:47 They didn't just go like, isn't just elder abuse. This isn't just fraud. This is a RICO about uh a violation, which is the racketeering. Essentially, this is organized crime is what they're calling it. And so this trial is ongoing. We don't have a conclusion to this yet, but it does look like because of some of the things that have happened over the course of this case, this is definitely going to be bad for Larry. It's going to be way worse for Rick because we have emails now. 59:17 that can be tied to Rick in both events because of the from and to line and then also the nine oh nine and the emails he was doing in both schemes and so he's like got almighty nine oh nine yeah like he's doing these things where like he got off scot free from that last Park thing. The other guy got ten years in federal prison and it's almost like he's just like I could do it. He's like yeah, I got away with it once and so 59:43 Oh my gosh. Rick made out with a little over a couple million dollars. He was siphoning money out of company. Larry pulled about 400,000 out. Not enough, honestly, if you're trying to do this. Have they been arrested? Steve pulled a little over a million out of the company. I don't know what the... Wait, the Disney Imagineer guy was in on this? Yeah. Was in on the scheme. Yes. Not just like... I don't know how involved. He got a million dollars out of the company. But that's also... Okay, but that... 01:00:12 that also was one of those things where it's like he he might think he's doing legitimate work. That's a big fear. I have actually is that this whole time you've been scamming me, but like you know he like bad, but like he could legitimately be like yeah. I mean I'm I'm doing work for the park. Yeah, I'm paid to do the work for the park and then now now it looks like like he's a part of it. Yeah, you know yeah. I don't know. I don't know. We don't know until the whole all the dust settles on that. Lawyers dig through that. Is gene still alive? 01:00:41 I don't think, well, let me, I don't know. I do know you had the stroke. I do know you had the stroke. I do know he survived the stroke. Today, I don't know if he's still alive. I've seen like recent reporting on this event. So know I'm hot, dude. That makes me so mad. That's crazy. But needless to say, the park is canceled. It's not going to happen. Right now it's just this little piece of gravel in. 01:01:05 The knock-on effects of this are pretty huge too, because remember I said all these businesses took loans. the whole town invested for this, what they thought was going to be a big boon to the city. And it ended up being a massive scam. uh And so it got me thinking, um not too far from here in Oklahoma City, they just recently announced what is going to be the largest tower in the world. 01:01:31 And that's also a scam. just kind of makes you wonder why would you build this in Oklahoma City and like who's paying for this? Why? It just seems too good to be true. Yeah. Just like this park. I don't know. Construction is a good business to hide money in. It's very easy. But last night I texted you because earlier this year their trademark expired and I want it. And so I texted 01:01:59 it costs a lot. It's above our threshold seven hundred. He texts me and the screenshot and I went to the website because he takes me a screenshot. I don't know what the websites call like there is a brisby or whatever busy and Bize and then sends me a screenshot and in his cart it says seven hundred and forty nine dollars and he goes. Is this worth it? No other context. 01:02:23 I was like I literally I said I can't tell you what this is, but is this worth it? And it's like if you go back and listen to our old old episodes like before video, I remember buying eighty dollars of like astronaut ice cream and been like oh, I spent eighty dollars on this bit and that was and then Tim was like oh well if Jaren spent eighty dollars on a I could probably spend eight hundred. Here's the thing I'll tell you what our business makes a little bit more money now and and 01:02:51 we could afford this and if we do, could make merch with the logo. could make merch with this logo and it could say, God told me to do it. I just got an email that said. 01:03:04 Me and the nuns say you should not buy that trademark. Well, the nuts told me also the nuts told me we should fiddle off. Hey, thanks for watching this episode of things I learned last night. If you like this one, there's another theme park that was kind of similar called Freedom Land USA. 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Is It Wrong to Be Filthy Rich? | Limitarianism Ep 326

05-19-26

Episode Transcription

00:00 Hey, let's perform. Let's perform. Let's perform. Let's perform. Let's do a podcast. Let's do a podcast. Let's do a podcast. Let's do a podcast. Podcast. Podcast. Let's do a podcast. Let's do a podcast. Let's do a podcast. Podcast. Who's the kid that keeps doing pushups and wants a shout out on YouTube? Do know who that is? 00:29 Yeah, what's his name Ethan or something? Yeah shout out to your push. Yeah quit He's like I'm push-ups until I get told hello or whatever. You should keep doing those Because look what happens if you don't 00:44 Things I learned last night. 00:52 Yeah. All right, let's get into the episode then. Have you ever heard of Ingrid Robins Robins, probably Robins, I think it's road. I would guess it's about R O B E Y N S, not Robins Y N S yeah. Okay, Robains Robains, maybe Robains. This is her. Let's play a game of. uh She is a editor at a newspaper. Interesting. She seems to me 01:20 and if I were to see just this picture and I was going to judge the book by the cover, I would say she's like like a I think she's British right. I would say she's a founder of like a weird kind of creepy biomet company. Sure, so to me company. Okay, so for audio listener, she is wearing like a trench coat. Well, we only see like shoulder up, but she's got like the flap of the coat up over her chin a little bit, yeah, and she's looking back over her shoulder. She's got glasses. She's probably middle age woman, you know, 01:50 Yeah, and uh and she's got graying hair, but not gray. Yeah. And she looks a little bit like the current prime minister. Oh, I can. Yeah, I can see that. Do you see her on time? Well, yeah, I can see that. Here's another photo. I don't know if this gives you any more of an idea. Same vibes. To be honest, it's just her doing her, you know, her her face on her editor hand. I think an editor, I think an author of some some sort opinion at all. 02:19 Okay, she's just is she a speaker? No, I think this could be this. This all could be the same to what about this one? You're just doing the thing. Well, she is British, though. She is European. Yeah, definitely. Yeah, that's I thought. Tim, just don't show me four more. Okay, sorry. oh I was showing you pictures of her. Yeah, so she she you're close. She's an academic. Okay, he's a PhD. She works at the University of Cambridge. 02:45 Another Cambridge, guess I didn't connect the dots. Those did look like professional like, yeah, professional would be on the back of an of a yeah. So she's probably written. Yeah, she's got a PhD. She's definitely written. Yeah. Yeah. And she what's interesting is like she originally got her like her career route and academics was economics for a long time. ah she kind of got disillusioned with economics and then shifted to philosophy and specifically ethics. 03:13 and so she went through like what are you looking at me like that for? I just feel like you're choosing topics that set us up for some crash outs and I'm not excited about that. She was studying economics and then just felt like maybe she should look at ethics. I don't know if that's a good set up for this, but okay and you know I could tell you more about her history, but honestly the whole reason to talk about her is a couple years ago. She wrote a book that has become a pretty significant book. Okay, 03:43 a slightly controversial book and it is called Limitarianism the case against extreme wealth. She was a girl. You go. I just I just feel like you're really setting us up here man. Okay. All right. 04:07 for those listening. It's a piggy bank, but the piggy bank is freaking huge, a small little tiny pig face on it. Yeah, they're just a limit. I ran ism. Oh, you know what? I think I've heard of this concept. Okay, but I'm like, okay, let's get into that. Yeah, yeah, the case against extreme wealth and it should be noted should be very clear when people talk about like wealthy people. Everyone's always like yeah, but my my friend's dad is wealthy. No, if you know that person, they're not well. 04:37 I'll tell you that right now. If you know that you're listening to this and you know them, we're not talking about. They're not. Well, they're not the same brand of wealthy. Yeah. So this book is exactly what it sounds like. It started as a research paper. She wrote this research paper, very heady, very like dense philosophy and economics because she has both of those experiences. um And that got a lot of uh interest in like academic circles. And so she got approached by publishers to be like, hey, 05:05 do you want to make this for a general audience? And so that's when she put out this book. And the book is interesting because you kind of expect reading it that it's going to like propose like a whole new like economic model. But what's interesting about it is it's not really, uh, Hey, this is a better economic model, like communism or capitalism. This is like a moral philosophy of like, it right? 05:32 for there to be people who are extremely wealthy. Like, is that morally okay? And towards the end of the book, she proposes some political measures and some actual economic theory to it. But the majority of the book is just an ethics book, really, which is very interesting. It's an interesting angle to take. I think it makes it, if you read the book, I think it makes it a little bit harder to write it off wholesale. 06:00 I think there's a lot of people who did you read it? Yeah, I think there's a lot of people we've talked about this before. We have. I read it like two years ago, I think. Oh, really? Yeah, I read it a long time ago, like close to when it came out. I didn't read it. But the the the people who discount it or like are vocal about how much they disagree with it, are they often compared to communism, which shows that they 06:28 didn't read the book. They don't understand what it's about or communism also true. They just like big scary word yeah yeah yeah communism has kind of become like the big bad wolf for capitalism and again we're not saying pro communism. We're not saying that but I'm saying that like what you think is communism is most likely not. I don't know what you think communism is but I could almost guarantee your definition of it is wrong. I'm pretty sure what you think it is is not what it is 06:57 Yeah, so, Limitarianism, like a brief, I guess, top of the, top line overview of it, is basically this idea that there is a moral limit to how much wealth someone should acquire. um And that limit is, it's interesting because she says, she defines, and we'll get to this number later, she defines like- Does she give a number? Yeah, she thinks, she defines what she thinks is political moral limit, but she also defines, 07:26 what she thinks is like the, or well, she defines what she think is the moral limit, like the ethical limit where people should choose to not go over this line. Okay. But then she defines a political limit where she thinks like government should move to legislate to this number. And she, gives a few reasons on a few ways you could do this, but the concept is not, it gets compared to communism because commune, but it's not communism because it is not the government taking over the means of production and controlling industry and then distributing the, uh, uh, 07:56 money and resource to the people. It's still capitalism. It's just there is a upper limit. The comparison that is often made is where communism would be you're driving down the highway and the government owns the road and all the vehicles on the road and then it just kind of gives you the right to drive a vehicle. Limitarianism is the government owns the road but everybody owns their own vehicles but there is a speed limit. 08:25 And you can't go over that speed limit because it's dangerous to everybody else on the road. That's the libertarianism is essentially a wealth limit. Okay. And so, uh, she gives like six moral reasons that she thinks that we should have a limit on this. Um, what are you doing? You F. 08:47 I move around. I like I move my body. Let's get you a head set then when I move my body. I got to move the mic to be near my body moving bodies dude. Okay, so my car special that I just filmed this weekend. They I am I was not a little annoyed, but just like they gave me a small stage yeah and like the lighting guy was like hey. If you step too far forward or too far back, you'll mess up the lighting on you, so you can really only move side to side. Oh and I was like 09:15 Oh and then I literally have a lot for foot yeah like it was a very small platform and so I was a little thrown off by that. I think that's really interesting. So I used to move a lot whenever I like spoke on stage. Yeah, I was talking about you give me a second. We could get back to you, but let me talk about me for a second. I used to move a lot when I would talk on stage and I actually got a mark like I got. I didn't get a word of merit and 09:44 The reason I like the amount of like doc I got whatever on the score, the reason I didn't get a word of merit is because they said I moved too much um and like they're like, like try to sit still more and it kind of broke me. Like I feel like for years after that, like I was kind of like trapped behind the podium. Why that's weird. Yeah, it was a weird thing to nitpick on. um And then, and then yeah. And then I like finally broke that at some point in the middle of college, got back into being like able to be like comfortable and mobile. 10:13 And then I got my job at some park and they were like, hey, we do IMAG. You're moving too much. They can't keep up with you. And then I had to like get back to being still. Sure. It was weird. And I don't move a whole lot. mean, I don't do, you know, I'm not like back and forth the whole time, but I do kind of, you know, pace back and forth. And I like, I like the freedom and ability to move around. Yeah. And some of my bits, I'll like lean out and do the whole thing. And it's just, I really did feel like I was just kind of like, okay, I've got 10:41 four steps that I can stay in those little things like you can kind of get in your head like, especially if they're like I joked, I joked during the sound check. I was like, I'm filming my special on the top of a ladder right now. Like you're a little yellow part that you're not supposed to stand on. That's what it felt like where I was just like, okay, I guess I'm here. Yeah. How'd everything go? I mean, that's what I'm saying. There was, there were parts of it that were, you know, the shows themselves went well. Yeah, I'm not saying that they were great crowds. We sold out both shows. That was awesome. Yeah. Right. I think I thought 11:11 that the next day I would be like that was awesome yeah, and I didn't feel that way. Have you felt that before because this is like the fourth, fifth, especially you film? No, this is my third. I mean, I mean, I guess you don't call blind date. I guess if you don't count the blind date or dry bar, yeah, I mean yeah, because the blind date was a different project entirely yeah, that's true and that's kind of what I mean too is that there was a lot of production issues of the blind date, but the blind date 11:40 went so well and was also just like I had never done it before and it was like it wasn't like a it wasn't a traditional special. So like you're kind of taking a big swing, no matter what right. This is like I'm spending more on this than I did on my wedding and this has to go well and also with the crowd is laughing, but I know that these jokes have hit harder somewhere else before like 12:05 and I guess I'm and I know that I'm over analyzing it for sure, but it's just the thing where you step off and you go. Was that the best like was it the best show I've done? Yeah, I don't know how it could be whenever like because all the other shows I'm not up there thinking this is a comedy special that could change your life. Yeah, and I don't know how to I didn't know how to perform the shows that off without thinking that for real and so I what I keep describing it as is the feeling of like 12:34 I just filmed the comedy special. The next day, what I feel like is that I just took this massive risk. My team is down by two. Yeah, I've just kicked the game winning field goal. Yeah, the ball has left my foot. Yeah. And you're just and now I just have to sit in that for two months because I haven't. I don't get to see the footage. I haven't even seen any pictures yet. Yeah, and it's like I've just it's just there and I don't know if I shank it or not. Yes. Yeah. And so that I didn't expect to feel that 13:04 I don't think. Did you feel that after the Galois? I know because you know what though? The Galois, was only four years into comedy at that point. Yeah. And I knew it wasn't going to get picked up by anybody. Yeah. Yeah. You know, I knew it was like the dream that maybe it would, but it's like, I didn't know what I know now about the industry. I didn't have actual connections to make that happen. I didn't have a manager then I didn't have no, I did that all by myself. I mean, yeah, I guess I 13:33 I hadn't signed with the manager yet. I hadn't signed with I guess I didn't realize. I mean, I'm I would have known that then, but I didn't realize, yeah, and we just kind of did that ourselves. It was after always the production team was there. I paid for that out of pocket myself as well. I had to uber drive to pay that off, but but that was also like what six years ago, seven years ago. So that was eight years ago. Yeah, that product was different than paying for a pocket now. Oh, for sure, for sure. 14:02 um and that's where it's like yeah, this thing's paid off like we're good, but also like I don't know if I'll make that money back. I definitely didn't make the money back on the first special. Yeah, you know, and this is like where it's like, but this has more at stake where it's like there's more people involved who want to see the money back, you know, uh and um there's stakeholders kind of yeah, and that's where it's like man. There's I don't I I 14:31 I would love to talk to other comics and figure out how they felt the day after they film the comedy special because uh I didn't feel this way. The dry bark I didn't pay for it. Yeah, you know, I didn't feel this way with the blind date because it was like that was an experimental idea that was it was just fun that it got. pulled it off. Yeah, you know, yeah, I think I was hoping to feel the way I felt after the blind date. Yeah, where it's like after where we had a wrap party and we all hung out and it was all fun and all stuff literally after the special like we went back to the hotel. 14:59 And like my parents were there and a couple of friends and I just I felt like I was just sitting there where I was just I was just going through like Did I tell this joke correct? Did we do this? Like is that the best? Yeah, like I was and I don't know how to turn that off right now So anyway sure like you probably like during the show like you hit a punch line and you're like well I didn't hit as well as last week and then right you have to go on to the next one. Yep. Well, that's still in there. Yeah, yeah in the audience was 15:25 more lit than usual so that we can see them on camera. Yeah, so I'm like seeing people's full reactions, which is a little which is also kind of drawing the whole time. Yeah, and and also the freaking the makeup lady had to come dab sweat off me so many times during the filming. Yeah, because like I was getting it was hot in Nashville and so she would just have to come up and I would have to stand there. Yeah, dabbing sweat off while the audience is sitting right there and then I would just be like 15:53 All right, let's get back into the jokes. it's just, was different. didn't know, I think for the next one now I know what more to expect. But I think I'm sitting here going like, man, I hope my nerves weren't reading on the camera more than, I wish that I had more confidence in it. And I'm sure that when I get the special back, oh, it's great. You know? But I have that little bit of like, I don't know how that went. I don't like that feeling. 16:22 And it's true too, like you've done this set so many times. So you know what it's like when it is like, when it's like hitting. Yeah. Nobody else knows that. So somebody else, I see it be like, was incredible. You're like, it wasn't. Yeah. Oh, and the first show there was two people in the front row who just weren't laughing. And I was like, we switch them out. What's going on here? Why are you get here out? That is for real. Yeah. It is. It is so weird to me. Like people, I mean, I guess sometimes you might not get the 16:52 the joke, but like go into a comedy show and not laughing at all is crazy, but also like you're a special taping. Yeah, pretend pretend you're a you're a participant. You're an actor in this. Yeah, participate, but also part of it is and I don't know like 17:10 We have a bit that we've done recently of like, thank you for your genuine laughter. But like I do think like there is something about like having a sense of humor where it's like you just got to like sometimes just laugh and then like you and like learn to enjoy things more, you know? Like even if like you don't actually, you know what saying? I don't think why you're trying to make this like a weird youth pastor moment. I know sometimes you just got to enjoy things more. You got to smile yourself in the mirror and trick yourself into having a better day. 17:39 It tricks your brain. It's for real. It you know, that's not what I'm trying to say. I think I think I'm saying is sometimes people come into things with bad attitudes. It's like that's why you don't enjoy that because you're for sure. For sure. Yes. But if like you just loosen up a little bit, like you're going to like it more. Yeah. Which is the message of the show, which is like, lower the bar for everything in your life. You'll have a much better time. Yeah. So maybe you should lower the bar for your expectations of the spec. Maybe I should. I don't know. 18:09 Maybe yeah, interesting. Well, it was just different and I'm excited to see how like by the time this comes out, hopefully I'll have an edit back, but I don't know. Hey yeah, maybe I should have an edit back by now. I don't know when their release was. You guys will be the you guys will find out obviously. Yeah. So you can join my email list is the easiest way to find out just so you know, why do they do that? Paul, ride the actor com um wherever just join my email list and then now send an email blast when the special gets a home. 18:38 You know man, could you imagine had there not been that snow storm flying to uh Alaska at four AM the next day after that like the way like yeah, I was originally supposed to do the special and then fly to Alaska the next day and also the Alaska show was just fine, but it's like no, that would have been terrible. That would have been awful. Yeah, that would yeah, but I do think I do now say here go like we did two shows in one day. I do think having two days would have made it better. 19:08 Oh interesting why um because I would have been able to sleep between the shows and had more time to make the second show a little better. This one was like like adjustments all just like all adjustments we had to make were made in the the forty five minutes between shows. That is true. You know that is true, so that's another thing. I think that you know hopefully next time when I film a special I'm able to do like four sold out shows. So can do two shows one night, two shows the next night and we have four shows to choose from. Yeah, you know yeah, but 19:37 Yeah, that was interesting. I'm excited to see it anyway. Who's the kid that keeps doing push ups and once once a shout out on YouTube? Do know who that is? As yeah, what's his name? Ethan or something? Yeah, shout out to your push. Yeah, quit. He's like I'm doing push ups until I get told hello or whatever. You should keep doing those. You should keep doing push ups because look what happens if you don't also 20:05 Also, there is somebody else. Look what happens if you do. There is someone as well. We're shouting people out. There is someone on Spotify who keeps commenting that you made fun of their dad for being bald and there's they said they're just going to keep commenting that until you acknowledge it. And I don't know if you remember making fun of someone's dad for being bald. I think they said it was like a youth conference. So keep doing those push ups to be clear. It did not acknowledge whatever that was. I don't know dude. Here's the thing about me making fun of people at my shows. I don't remember any of you. 20:37 That's not true. I remember that one. I remember that. Yeah, he was bald and out of youth conference. I remember that real clear. I mean, he was at a youth conference and he was bald. I do remember that. But I think I made fun of him. I made fun of him a little bit. I think he had a kid. 20:59 Okay. oh 21:05 I did a blind joke at this comedy club looking through like I'll send Robert the footage. We can throw it in person. The front row was like my wife is blind front row yeah, and I was like and you sat up front. Your date is blind. Is that what you said and you saw a front 21:29 I was the same back there. I love how you guys don't want to laugh about all right. That's really funny and you guys like and no one in the crowd laugh. 21:49 that that I was really mad at that. I was like I was like okay guys, the show's the same for you. You know, I just I don't know we're joking around. We're having fun. Yeah, yeah, this is also the joke I did where someone said they were a homesteader and I was a gas. What rich people do they buy a bunch of land? Yeah, rich people are always trying to figure out how to get away from society. They buy a bunch of land. They build a home out in the middle of nowhere, so she gives six reasons why she thinks 22:18 being super wealthy is back into the next after 24 minutes. It wasn't 24 minutes. 22:28 Thanks for watching our show if you like it. 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But if not, right back to the episode, right? 23:19 She gives six reasons why being uh super wealthy is morally not okay. The first is for the protection of democracy and political equality. And under that there's kind of three things. And so basically she says that extreme wealth concentration undermines any democracy. And it does it in three ways. First, the super rich can buy influence. And so they can pay for... 23:48 uh political power by funding candidates, you like campaign donations and things like that making large donations to pot. I feel like this is just crash out bait. I feel like this whole episode is you just being like campaign funds and I'm just supposed to be over here in my head. I'm like citizens United, so wait, I don't like I think and then like I was over here like I'm not going to crash out. I'm not going to do it out. I believe, but we're also only on point one a uh 24:18 of six and I was over here being like, uh it's not just campaign domination donations. It's uh like actual donations to party right or lobbying to create legislation that works in their interests. The other way that they did I hear a thing that this this in twenty five forty percent of lobbyists were on behalf of AI. I have not seen that, but I would believe it. 24:48 Well, we should probably verify that before we just included, but I'm pretty sure I heard that stat, which is a terrifying also uh most Americans almost like by I forget the number. I don't want to quote a number on this, but it is exponentially more Americans are more worried about AI than they are excited about it. Yeah, this is from a citizen dot org, one and four federal lobbyists now work on AI. Yeah. Okay, so twenty five percent 25:16 Yeah, you said I said forty. Yes, maybe that's where I was getting the four front for my bad, but so it is lower, but still that's a significant amount yeah, twenty five percent. Yeah, that's crazy. So yeah, so they can pay for influence in the democracy. That's the first. The second is they can control information. A lot of the a lot of the ultra wealthy they control by ownership. Yeah, the social media platform is where we get our information. The news outlets where we get our information and even like like 25:43 publishing houses where we get our information. Right. They have like actual control over what sort of information is inseminated in our society. But also they ah they can fund um advertising campaigns to influence opinion, influence thoughts, and they can fund research to influence the opinions that they want. And so they these can be kind of what you call like subversive methods to controlling what the public 26:13 believes and you do that by paying a lot of money to do that. And the third is kind of interesting. It's actually the threat of autocracy because there is this documented risk that billionaires historically and nations across the world have aligned themselves with autocrats and they use their wealth to help secure power for the autocrat and then the autocrat takes over control of the government. 26:43 We see this with Putin. We see this with figures like Xi Jinping and then they give handouts to their billionaire allies who helped rise to yeah. No buddy. I know. Yeah, that sounds terrible. This is the first I'm hearing of this. So I hate it. I don't know why you did this dude. No, I think it's, I think it's a good. This is torture because I've said, I think I said in the last couple episodes, 27:11 we're trying not to do this. We're trying not to be like a man like I want our show to be an escape from how terrible stuff is and you're like actually here are the six reasons. This is pretty bad. I did think about that while preparing for this episode, but I have since reading this book. I have for a long time been like in academic circles. It's become pretty big yeah, but I don't think it's big enough like I think more people should know about this idea. Yeah, I feel I feel like when I tell people 27:41 about limitarianism people are like libertarian libertarianism and I'm like no no no no not not that it's not that thing not that thing when you do that do you think that's funny or what what do you do? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. That was real. I know, I I know. was trying to joke with you about it, but I had to it was too mean. It was way too mean. I'm sorry. 28:11 It's kind of funny you say that because that's to you. That's so I'm so sorry. It's really funny you say that because on the way back from lunch you got a phone call. Yeah. And I was sitting in the back seat of the car listening to you on this phone call. He's dropping to your private conversation. Yeah. And I was like, dang, this guy's big. I said this guy, was like, dang, Jaren's being way nicer to this guy than he ever is to me on the phone. And I was like, well, that's a pretty good sign that like 28:38 we actually are friends. Maybe, maybe it's not. Maybe it's a sign that we're not actually good. Why not me to you on the phone? No, I just think like I do think it's interesting hearing people engage with people that like you never had a fight with your wife and then you guys go to the grocery store and she's nice to the person I check out and she's like thank you so much. You have a good night and I'm like where was that attitude? 29:02 when we were that twenty minutes ever happen to you. No, it's like we I'm just saying it's interesting seeing people engage with people who are like because, like I know I know the person you were talking to someone like you're well, it's a newer and friendship with yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, so it's like we have a deeper friendship, which means you're router so okay. Did you listen to the the? I think that I think that if 29:31 If your and I's text messages got leaked, oh career is over. So done. Like, done. mean, like neither of us would have jobs. But that's the whole thing is that in the proper context of our relationship, like we can say whatever and we know that this is not a serious thought and this is not a harmful thought. We don't have to like clarify it with each other. Exactly. But it also exists in that context. If you and I were to post some of those things on social, that would be like, 30:00 hey, what do you, why you doing that? Yeah, yeah, you for sure. And that's the improper context for those kinds of jokes or those kinds of things to say to or about a person, right? We would never do that because that's inappropriate. Yeah, right. And so the problem is, I think a lot of people don't have the friend group chat or don't have a friend to share that space with. And then it does leak into discord and reddit and 30:27 different corners of Twitter location where it's like you see a horrific thing happen in the news, a horrible accident or a horrible thing and you're processing that with your friends and in this context that might mean a joke about that thing. That's not appropriate. Yeah, yeah, you know, yeah, but if you were to put that on Twitter, that's like hey, that's not the place or time for that. Yeah, yeah, and so yeah, the way that I talk to you, that's it's knowing the audience right, but also I hate 30:56 so much about you that I'm trying to shame you into being more like me. I figure if I treat you your mom called me when you got accepted into a Vangel, your mom called me. She said hey, I was looking up other kids that got accepted into a Vangel. I found you on the portal. She says hey, we're looking we're looking for a mentor for our son. 31:21 because he plays in the park with his friends that they're being followed by the government and we're really hoping he grows out. He is a senior yet. You you guys are the same age here a couple months over the ground, but it's really weird. We want you to mentor him. I was like change him. I was like I guess this amount of podcast with him. 31:41 so she supports. She's our sole patreon supporter, so jaren's been making thirty two thousand dollars a month to make me different and it's not working. Your parents, my parents, so much debt to jerry. 31:59 all right. So anyway, so her second reason that she gives is we've made it through point one no crash outs. I is ecological sustainability and climate justice, so what she says is that extreme walk is oh they care about the trees. She says that extreme wealth is incompatible with a planet that is currently facing 32:29 a climate crisis and she says that because ah the super rich, they have disproportionate uh ecological footprints uh compared to the rest of the society. What is interesting is like uh if you look at the CO2 is the easiest thing to measure. There's more of impact that they have, but CO2. What's interesting is if you look at the worldwide average, the global average in terms of like our impact every year in terms of like our CO2 emissions is 32:58 Most people in a single year are roughly four tons of CO2 that they emit in terms of just like our consumption, electricity, vehicles, our transport. That's a global average. Individuals, individuals. When we look at the wealthiest people, the averages are crazy. The top 10 % is about 21 tons a year where 33:28 the richest one percent is uh seventy tons or is approaching seventy tons. This is the trend line that we're on because these are twenty thirty predictions, though yeah so in nineteen ninety it was fifty six, but what we what we do know is the wealthiest uh the one percent they are traveling on private jets constantly. They're traveling on yachts and multiple large estates uh and they have 33:55 large corporations that they operate to that have a large impact and that is the other corporations were attributing to the individual right that owns it is interesting because that could skew the numbers. She isn't so in these indeed like these type. I'm trying to be fair. I'm trying to 34:12 I think what I what I get frustrated by is the number of people who will discount like if that's the way they're measuring it. I don't think that's fair to attribute to the individual and these type of stats. They are. They are saying just the individual. Okay, that's what I'm Their personal actions and people will try to be like yeah, but that includes all their companies and stuff that like that doesn't they know that's not the same. This is just their personal action and I guess I guess potentially you could probably because private jet flights are in there and a lot of those flights. They are doing business for that flight, but they're also 34:42 doing other stuff. Yeah, you know, like so it's it's kind of hard. There's probably a great when people get mad about Taylor Swift flying her private jet. like what she's supposed to fly delta yeah and let's be honest like you would do like if you had a pilot jet. Oh, I'm not talking about that. I yes obviously, but I'm like could you like is she supposed to a moment in the airport? Yeah, that's true. Yeah, that's not that's not possible for right like that's not a realistic world. Yeah, that's true. 35:12 The other thing, she does separate, so she separates it. So the second level of this is investment impact. And so she says that the global emissions from the investments of the top 1 % is 41, takes up 41 % of total global emissions. And so that comes from all that. But she also talks about resource reallocation, because she says that the surplus money held by the wealthy does not go into the well-being of 35:41 the collective of humanity. And so right now there is a global uh urgent climate crisis that is and there's all this wealth that's being hoarded by the wealthy that could be used to fix these problems. And so because this is just kind of sitting in their bank accounts, this is not that like where we have capital that could be used that is not being used to solve a major problem. And she also talks about just the use of natural resources, the ultra wealthy through their companies. 36:10 are burning through a lot of natural resources, both like trees with deforestation and then like mining and all sorts of resources like that way and natural gases and things like that. So they're burning through a lot of natural resources significantly more than the average population through their investments. But that is kind of through their businesses. So to your point, that's different. Her third reason, and this one's really interesting, is the argument from moral dessert. uh 36:39 And so what she means by that is no one truly deserves to be wealthy because the arguments that you make for someone earning their wealth can all be attributed back to, well, all of these things were not of your own accord. Even if you went and you're an entrepreneur and you started a business and you were really successful and all of that truly could be assessed. 37:05 back to like your own skill and your own capability as an entrepreneur and as a business owner, those skills and abilities that you have were a lottery. There is uh a social lottery that you were born to the parents you were born in, in the uh area you were born in, kind of like you mentioned that comic in a recent episode of like, is easier for you because of who your dad is. So there's that, but there's also, 37:32 like the natural lottery where it's like certain people are born with different talents, different levels of intelligence, different energy levels, uh different health like capabilities um that you can't take credit for. Like you were just born as the person you were born and with the skills and abilities you were born with. Sure. And there's also this, there's this concept. What is this, this concept called? Privilege. There's this concept. don't know if there's a name for this, but there's this concept that the first thousand days of life. 38:02 are the most important days of a person's life. So it's about through your first two years, roughly like a low pressure, dude, you're about halfway through your son's most important time of his life because what's still interesting is 80 % of your brain development happens until you're three up until you're three years old. Okay, and so the a person's and that's why your wife goes, that's okay, that's okay. We went and hung out with with Tim's family. Finally, I had to stay outside in the car. 38:31 but my wife went inside like face time to me and no every time that their son does something like he like rolls over or like bumps his head on something. Yeah, three swoops and he goes that's okay, that's okay, but she so been she from across the room says that's okay because that's a thing like they respond to unless they're like seriously hurt. The way they respond to that kind of stimulus is your reaction like you are right. 38:57 Yeah, and so it's like and she go that's okay, that's okay, so me and my wife pick that up as a vocal stem and it has slowly morphed because it started with us being like that's okay, that's okay, and then it went to that's okay, that's okay. So now if we bump our like I hit my shit on the coffee table last week and Reagan went that okay and we pretend that that's how Brie was saying. You know, I'm saying it's more in so 39:26 broke, broke, saying it. I think it's broke Brenda, but her wife named Brenda, but in those first three years, okay, so just so know, that's what she sounds like does those first three years are vital. I love that Tim always wants to move on. Here's the thing Tim is willing to make fun of his own son on this podcast, but Tim is so scared of his wife who doesn't listen to this by the way. 39:54 who will never know unless I clip this on social media who will never know so you're so afraid. I want you to know I want you to know I can feel your pain right now and I just need you to know say it with me. 40:18 Thanks for listening to this episode of things I learned last night. If you like the show, you want to support us, we've got merchandise that you can get and it's good stylish stuff that I made. put a lot of work into this stuff, so it's great to find other tilling fans in the wild and be like, wait a minute. I know that shirt. And so yeah, we would love for you to do that. You can pop over to shop.tillin.com or the QR code or there's a link in the description. There's plenty of ways to find it. We promise we made it super easy. So thanks for supporting the show and thanks for listening. 40:48 So 80 % of a child's brain development happens in the first three years. And so much of that development hinges on the behaviors of the parent. And so the type of toys that the child has access to, the environments that they're put in, do the parents talk to the child a lot, do the parents read to the child, the type of diet that the child receives, is the mother breastfeeding, on the environment, the care, the emotional environment that they're in, so much of that. 41:16 happens in the first thousand years or first thousand days of a person's life and take it's. It's hard to say someone can take credit for sure they are because of that. We're gonna say that and then there's this uh there's what she calls social debt. Is this part? This is still part of this third point. The moral desert. She calls it social debt and she says no one becomes super rich alone and so she says that they do this, but they rely on public infrastructure. 41:43 Yeah, they get to use to create. That is the most annoying thing. I live in California and people have, you know, even just saying that some people go or have reactions to, but what's frustrating is that all these tech companies and even Elon specifically, yeah, start in Silicon Valley, you know, and they take advantage of the tax incentives and the infrastructure that's been created by all of those companies in Silicon Valley, the networking, the 42:10 connections made through government, all the different subsidies, all those things. They take advantage of those things early in their startup. And then once it's time to start withdrawing money, they move it to a tax haven like Texas so they don't have to pay taxes into the system that helped them create what they are doing. And I think that that's wrong. I think just objectively, if you moved into my small town and you used our resources to help build your business, then you... 42:38 But you also used our resources with the promise of investing some of the return into our city. And I don't think that that's unreasonable for the state to... But they painted us that way. Oh, it's crazy the state's trying to tax me at this level. It's like, it's not though. You... And maybe we should have explicitly signed the contract on that earlier, I guess. Because it was implied that we invested in this for the future tax revenue of your larger company. 43:08 Later in the book, she talks about some of the ways you could create this system and enforce it. And one of the things she actually talks about is what you're talking about right there. And she says it's kind of interesting when you look at most societies, especially capitalist societies in the world today, they have really strong borders in terms of keeping poor people from coming in. But they just let anybody take capital out. she says that the problem is, like you said, 43:33 that capital was built off the resources that this country created. And it's the same thing. the people don't get to benefit off that. It's the same thing I talked about. I was just talking to a guy about like free buses. How Kansas City made the bus system free and the streetcar free. And how whenever Mom Donnie in New York says that he wants to make the bus system free, everyone's like, it's just a socialist handout. But what you're not understanding is that from a city planning perspective, Like if we're working on this as a collective to try to make Kansas City great, one of the things that we want to do is we want to increase the workflow in... 44:02 these city limits. We need more people who can work inside Kansas City limits. um Part of what we need to do is lower some housing costs so that more people can live here and then by living here they can contribute to the businesses and we can get tax revenue from that business action. Another way to help increase our revenue is to pay for the transportation for people to come here from the suburb to then work here and increase our revenue. So for every dollar 44:30 example that we put into the bus system, we get $3 back. So it'd be like if I was like, I got to pay $700 for a flight and hotel to get to the show and at the show I'll make a couple thousand dollars or whatever. Then you would go, that's a waste of $700. And it's not though. It's a business expense. It's an investment to get to a place where I can then recoup that investment. And that's what I'm getting frustrated by is the number of people who treat... And of course I'm not saying like, oh, 44:59 government's great and there's no fraud, there's no abuse, or there's no misuse of funds, or there's no waste, right? But I am saying like to imply that any dollar spent is waste is just ignorant. yeah. It's looking at a lot of these things that... And that's not a That's not a class! It's looking at a lot of these things that they're like face Man, I'm looking at the state of the world and all I can do is be like, that's okay! So anyways, she says... 45:27 that the public infrastructure, the legal systems that were in place, the property protections that exist are all centuries of human innovation and government-funded research. She gives the example of GPS. says a major part of Google's success is Google Maps. And Google Maps exists only because the government invested in GPS, the government invested in the internet, and those were massive expenditures that the government spent on that Google was able to get rich off of. And so the owners 45:56 of Google got to become really rich off of. The government is laying fiber cables because they're starting to treat internet as a utility. Yeah. And that benefits internet companies. Yeah. And so that level of extreme wealth, even if you could say. I just don't understand how anybody looks at it. this, yeah, anyway, conversations are impossible. Keep going. That success is built off the back. 46:23 of a lot of other things that cannot solely be attributed to that one person's capabilities or talents. So to say that they have a moral right to what they earned or because they put the effort forth, you can say maybe, they did some things that do deserve something, but do they deserve as much as they gained? And she would argue no. ah And then her fourth point ah is economic efficiency and declining marginal utility. 46:52 This is really interesting. So these are two sides of this. uh And so basically she says that it's wasteful uh for the ultra rich to become ultra rich because there is this certain point where accumulating more wealth doesn't do anything for changing the quality of the life of the wealthy person. Right. So ah she gives the example of if you have a person say like they're like a single mother living on one income that is a minimum wage income. 47:21 if you gave that person $100, that helps a lot. Like that can go fast food, that can go towards builds, that makes a big difference. But if you give that $100 to an Elon Musk, he'll turn it into a billion. That is not noticeable. That's also what I hate all the way. Crash out incoming. Oh no. Oh my gosh. When people are like, if you give a poor person $100, they'll waste it. But if you give it to a rich person, they'll turn it into $1,000. 47:51 And that's because you're a dumb dumb. If you give a poor person $100, they will spend it on things they need. They will spend it on survival because that's what they have to do. And it's the same thing where it's like, man, I make a good living. I'm not complaining at all. My wife and I, like we're working hard. We're paying off our debt. We're doing our things. I like we're at the point where it's like there's not a whole lot left over at the end of the month. I mean, we're putting money in savings. Of course, I would love to be able to put more into savings. 48:19 And by the same time you get shamed for not doing that. Yeah. Yeah. You know, yep. 48:24 and it's like a go earn more. Oh, I was just I I was just stupid. I thought it was wrong with me, but that's what I'm saying is that oh, that's not a crash out. We're good. We're good. So she said I'm really holding it over here. Dude, she says there's a point you for this. This is is this payback for the April Fool's episode? This is crazy. You chose to do this. He says that there's a point for two weeks in a row. You were like here's some graphs and some science that neither of us understand, but I'm going to pretend to understand it. And this week you're like you're like 48:53 kind of yeah. So do rich people deserve it and I was over here like yeah, uh huh, uh huh, do rich people and you're like and you're like actually one of the arguments is that they're taking more than they're giving back and I'm like so never so the argument is that there comes a certain point right where it doesn't change your life at all sure. What does another vacation mode? 49:20 a home do, what does another jet, a bigger yacht, like none of these things actually improve your life that much, where that same amount of wealth, if you distribute amongst people who are in the bottom half of the population, it makes a massive impact in their life. um so... If you're talking about wealth distribution, people are going to shut you off though. Hold on, so keep talking. So she's saying that those living in extreme poverty, uh these sort of, uh is hoarding wealth that could actually make a big impact in society. And the argument here, 49:50 is that a society where the majority of people have all of their basic needs met is a more productive society and a better society to live in. Not just for the people at the bottom that you've increased their lifestyle. It's better for everyone because everyone gets to live in a society where... I think there's so many things that when we talk about like why is the education system kind of going downhill and it's part of it's like, it's the parents. Yeah. And it's like, yeah, well, if you look at the poorest neighborhoods, like those parents are not able to be present. Yeah. 50:20 Yeah, they're just not able to be yeah because they're working two jobs and even like the older kids in the household have to start getting jobs. Yeah, I would like in that is a way that decreases. There's a book called Dream Hoarders, which kind of talks about this as well, but it talks about like your kid having the free time to play on a sports team, which then opens them up to more scholarships is a whole different level of privilege. Yeah, there are kids who are athletically gifted who would love and could take those scholarship spots to increase their 50:49 uh their earning potential and maybe change their lot in life, but they don't have the after school time to play on a sports team because they do have, they have to go to work. I watched a video recently on YouTube about the winter Olympics, how they're increasingly becoming a rich kids talent show because all of those sports specifically uh are very expensive sports to get into. And so the people who manage to become successful in that, they usually come from money, which is a shame. 51:19 I mean I'm not trying. don't want to. I don't want to be like I hate rich people. Yeah, I'm not trying to be like that. It like you are but uh no, so the next reason she gave me we're not. What if I told you that I'm rich? We're not talking about you. What if what if or not that right? What if I told you I've just been playing humble this whole time and that my dad is the CEO of Delta Airlines? uh 51:48 So the fifth reason she gives is social stability and reduced crime. And she actually makes the argument, which I think is a valid argument through a lot of research, is that inequality has been linked to increases in crime, uh bullying in schools, actually mental health issues, corruption, uh and then just like general discontent in a society because of that gap uh with the rest of society. 52:14 And she actually, what's interesting is she ties us back to the last point. And she says, this is why you see so many wealthy people uh building bunkers in New Zealand. Because they know that the society that they're building is a society. Is so unequal. Yeah. And historically, this gap widens, it ends with the people going for the heads of the wealthy. And so the wealthy are finding places to hide for when that situation unfolds, instead of actually solving the problem. 52:43 And that's so odd. And she says that this is crazy because if they could just change their mindset a little bit where they aren't accumulating on hoarding so much and allow some of that to spread out some more, they wouldn't need to build a bunker because what life is that where the world collapses and you have to hide in a bunker in New Zealand for the right life? Like why do you want that to be the reality you live in? But that's what they're choosing, which is crazy. uh And well, dream orders also talks about how in the current 53:13 system we live in that it is possible, or at least the idealism is that it's possible to move up a rung into a different class. But for lower income, we have really removed the safety net. So what they're trying to do is they're trying to reinforce the safety net so that they never become poor. It's like really like what it is. Is they're trying to make sure that like, because the whole idea is that when, if you fall out of the 5%, someone else is in your 5 % slot now, right? 53:42 but they're just trying to make sure that the top ten percent no one moves out of which also, by the way, the top ten percent is people who earn over a hundred thousand dollars a year, which is crazy because people think the top ten percent is way more than that. It's not but yeah, so anyway, yeah and the last reason she gives is tainted wealth and character harms and so tainted wealth. You can kind of figure out what that is. It is tainted. Well, it is not like a 54:11 rule that everybody who accumulates massive amounts of wealth comes from data means. But it is pretty common that somewhere along the line there is something that happened that was harmful to others that they used to acquire massive wealth. We were talking about lunch. Meta just lost a massive uh lawsuit that said that they were intentionally addicting people. they were, well, I should say they were negligent in the fact that their algorithm. 54:36 algorithms are addictive to people? No, they were intentionally making it like, I mean, sure, you want to use all the legalese you want, but they were intentionally making their product addictive. They knew it was addictive and they were doing that. And also the thing like in 2009 when they fudged the numbers on video views to get all these people to put their videos on Facebook, turns out they were 10xing those views. So a video that showed 2 million views was really only getting 200,000 views and that's criminal. Yeah. But here's what happens. Here's what happens. I actually made a great analogy at lunch. I'm going to make it again here. 55:05 Is that they just pay the fine and they start to build the fine into their operating expenses It'd be like if I have a bus company and I want to make sure that my buses run the fastest in the city So my buses run 20 miles an hour over the speed limit and I just factor in the $200 speeding tickets. Yep. I go. Yep. It's every once in a while I'm gonna get caught with a speeding ticket But for the most part I'm not and I'm gonna keep moving and we're gonna make we're gonna make that up in Revenue because I can move so much faster than the other buses 55:34 And so all this factor in speeding tickets so that I can keep moving faster than the bus. And all the buses that follow the laws go out of business because of you. And then we just end up with a wildly unsafe bus system. And we go, why are the buses so fast and they keep hitting people and there's no way to slow them down? And that, oh, that was a crash out and I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I said I wasn't going to do it. Here, let me cash you back out. I'll cash and release you real quick. 56:03 uh And so she says that this is done by legitimately immoral or sometimes unintentionally immoral means to gain wealth. course. uh And then, or built on the back of other historical injustices, the success that they found was only possible because of the success of another person who was immoral. uh Or aggressive tax avoidance or actual evasion. Yeah. She makes an interesting statement that so much of tax avoidance right now that is legal tax avoidance was illegal 50 years ago. Yeah. And so just because 56:33 the laws have changed, which remember, they paid to change the laws, uh doesn't mean that it's okay for them to evade paying these taxes, it just means that they found a way to make it okay legally, found a way to make it so they can get away with it. So she says that uh typically someone who acquires this much wealth probably tax avoided at some point along the line, if not actively is tax avoiding right now. And that is tainted wealth. The other side of this that's really interesting, she says that this is actually very harmful to the wealthy people themselves. And she says that what happens, 57:01 is that it negatively affects their character and the well-being of themselves because having that much wealth inflates their egos, makes them think that they are more valuable than other people, and leads to irrational anxieties that somehow they're going to lose all of this or someone's going to try to take it from them. Also, it leads to social isolation because they cannot relate to anybody else because so few people are at the level, have the type of problems that they have. You also start to be like, of my relationships are fake. 57:27 because everyone's trying to just our money. Yeah. Even your kids are trying to figure out which one of them is going to get the money. Like, yeah, of course. Yeah. It's there's a reason that they're all addicted to to substances and stuff. Well, she was going to say it becomes an addiction in and of itself acquiring more wealth. Yeah. And they become addicted to seeing that number go up in their net worth. And so this thing has a negative impact on their own well-being to right the well-being of everyone else. And so this is her whole argument of like morally why this shouldn't 57:57 be a thing. She says that this is bad for society and is bad for the people who acquire it. And what's interesting is at the end of the book, she kind of starts to outline how she thinks this should work. And she makes a very interesting statement where she's like, look, I'm not anti-capitalist. I think capitalism is a good thing. And I think capitalism is like one of the And I hope that's clear in our rants and our crash outs too. Like, I'm not advocating that we do like, I mean, like the unregulated state of capitalism we currently exist in. 58:25 is that sucks. That's kind what we're talking about with the whole bus analogy, right? That's where we're at. But that doesn't mean I'm like, let's just get rid of buses. Let's just get rid of society. If that's your takeaway, I'm not trying to be mean, that's dumb. You know? Yeah, yeah. And so she also illustrates, she says, and also like, I recognize that the world I am painting, the alternate world I'm painting, is far away and hard to achieve. 58:52 And we should not say because this is so difficult to achieve, we shouldn't try in some way to get towards there. She said that ah the people who, when the United States overturned slavery, there was still a lot of big problems. There still are a lot of big problems that tie back to that today. But she says that that wasn't a reason to not undo slavery. Like these are things that we need to take the steps towards the moral right, even if it's a long road and even if we're not able to move as far as we to move. And so she says we should take some steps. And so 59:21 What she argues is she argues that there should be a moral top line where we say ethically morally this is the top line of wealth that anyone should acquire. And then there should be a political top line where this is something that government should actually enforce. And so the moral top line, which is kind of crazy, she says the moral top line is a million euros ah is the total net worth, total net worth, which is crazy. And she sets that number for a lot of reasons. But the biggest reason she did a lot of research, uh she 59:51 did this big study by pulling. That's a lot lower than I thought it was going to be, be honest. Yeah. She did this big study by pulling a lot of people that showed these lifestyles, a lot of people. she basically said, who has too much? And she basically took the mean of what everybody said. And that was at a million euro net worth. She also looked at the impact of that hoarding of wealth and what that takes away from the rest of society in terms of how many resources are available. So that's where she set that number. uh 01:00:18 That's pretty crazy. That's interesting to me because I think that that's highly subjective because a million dollar net worth in Kansas City is a pretty decent life. A million dollar net worth in Los Angeles is very different. Right. ah And so I do think like there's a little bit of you got to be able to have some variance there. The political number she says though is 10 million euros. And she says that by basically saying like I I took that up by an exponent. 01:00:45 and by exponential exponentially and said, okay, this is the number where like society should not. actually am a little bummed because I do think that the rest of these points were super valid, but I do think that this ending here is a little elementary is a little bit like, mean, for the exact same thing you just said of like a million here is different than a million there. Oh, I do. And if she came to it just by pulling people, will. Well, it wasn't just that it wasn't just I understand. But I'm saying like 01:01:12 and I will say she did for how well thought out the other points were. I'm disappointed by how not well thought out that is. did mention that these numbers are numbers that probably need to be reevaluated regularly because the economy changes and because of like what is considered a good life changes right and so these numbers need to be consistent like they need to be mobile, ah but the way she says a government could enforce these things and this is crazy. She says that once someone enters a ten million net worth, they should just have a hundred percent tax. 01:01:42 which is crazy. And so she's like, she's like, obviously no one would go for that. Like we'd have it'd be nearly impossible to get somebody to do that. But she said, this is what I think the ethical ideal is, is that scenario. We figure out how we can get closer to that. ah And so there have been some critiques of it. The biggest critique is like the good life. Like how do you define what the good life, right? You find that number and that's how different people are. was like, well, how are they motivated? You also don't understand. You also don't understand that they're 01:02:10 there stops being a moment where the money is what motivates you and it becomes the power and influence. And if we create a system where the power and influence aren't connected to the money, then it's different. Somebody actually made the argument that that is one of the flaws of this system. Because you take the money out and like, yeah, that helps, but like people will still find a way to socially, social hierarchy. That is interesting. And so they're like, this doesn't actually solve the root problem here. This is a symptom of a bigger problem is what this argument was, which is interesting. 01:02:39 but yet to your point uh whenever I hear that my first thought is the Green Bay Packers because you know this. Oh, I know why I go. Yeah, don't even worry about it. Do know this? My first thought is the Green Bay Packers. No, listen, listen, listen, listen. I, I hate the Green Bay Packers a lot, but I will say their structure like their corporate structure is really interesting because they are a nonprofit corporation. Nobody owns the Packers. There's not an individual that owns the Packers. When they were founded, they sold shares 01:03:08 to the city of Green Bay and now it's sold worldwide. But they are a collective of shareholders. And what's really interesting about that is the shares don't pay a dividend. They can't accrue, like they can't go up. They're non-transferable. And so they're kind of show shares. And so what the team does whenever they need to raise money, they sell more shares. And so in 2022 is the last time they did this. They raised $93 million by selling shares of the company for $300 a piece. 01:03:38 and they raised ninety three million dollars doing that and there's when out the end of every season, nobody takes a profit. It goes into the team's fund and they use that to grow the team and to manage the fund. So there's a there's a board, there's a corporate structure, there's so there's right who lead that, but nobody is profiting hugely off of the the people have salaries, but nobody is taking profits out of the Green Bay Packers. Sounds like communism. The Green Bay Packers are communist is what I'm learning. 01:04:08 And so what I'm saying there is nobody there has that financial motivation of like, this needs to be successful so I can make three billion at the end of this year. They just want the team to do well. And that's all that they need. 01:04:24 which is crazy. Well, you can buy a share of our podcast by joining us on patreon as your way of buying a share and then you can also listen to next week's episode right now by joining us there, you know, and then if you like this episode, go listen to Ida would. It was a rich person and she speaking of hoarding. They, you know, she whore, she physically hoarded her wealth and like hid it around her house, which is crazy. So fiddle off and we'll see you next week. 01:04:53 and no crash out. No, we kind of did it. Yeah, we did good. I'm proud of you. He's gonna crash out after this. We're gonna turn the cameras off. He's gonna lose it.


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What if Antimatter Was Cheap

05-12-26

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00:00 Hey man, what's up happy to be here by the way good just I need to be very clear that like I saw a person post online about hey guys. If you're stand up comedian, you don't have to do a podcast. I want you guys to know I know yeah like we don't do this because I'm like oh I have to have one yeah we're doing it for my stand up career. We do I have to have we do this for Tim self esteem yeah, nobody to without my Evan. Tell him what you are without this podcast nothing 00:28 there is nothing about me outside of this spot. has a wife. He's got a son, but to love him, but all of that is nothing compared to this podcast. That's right. Never forget 00:45 the existence of what you could call the anti world. so. OK, what does that mean, Tim? all. Mathematically, the existence of the upside down. This all leads back to stranger things. Things I learned last night. 01:16 Wow, but your thought though. What about? Oh, that was my thought. Oh yeah, like we were to do this and we're not doing this for your career. Yeah, we're gonna do this from a career. We're doing this because I enjoy doing this like genuinely. This is my favorite thing. So like I like doing this. We did this when nobody cared and we will continue to do this when nobody we've been. No one has cared the entire time. We we hope more people will care, but if they don't, we know I don't. I don't care if you don't care. I don't care if you don't care. 01:43 I care. care a lot. didn't like you anyway. lot. I care a lot. Oh, you won't go on a date with me. I didn't like you anyway. Actually, you're ugly and so uh unless you say yes, then you are really pretty 02:02 okay. uh Well, I don't care. You care. I don't care. You care. You care. You're the one who cares. No, for real though, I don't I like doing this podcast. Yeah, the podcast is because of the podcast. Not because you're yes. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. Cool. uh Anyways, have you ever heard of Paul Dirac Paul Paul Dirac? I think I said that wrong. Dirac Paul Dirac Paul Dirac Paul Dirac. Okay, have you ever heard of him? No, 02:30 Okay, so here's his brother off off the heck. Okay, so bald rack. Let's play the game. Let's play. It's pretty easy to get to him to say stupid stuff. Let's let's play judge a book by its cover. Okay, great. Here's a picture of Paul to rack when he was a young man. Yeah, yeah. What do you think either a poet or a person who wants to kill everyone? We don't talk about like 02:57 a guy who like writes poems about girls that he thinks are pretty or a guy who writes books about how he thinks that he's the only one that should be in charge. You know, that's great. You know where he like writes stuff and he's just like actually I haven't figured out and everyone else is kind of dumb and we should either. We should figure out how to get rid of him and put me in charge or a guy who's just like her eyes are like the beam of sun pierces the cloudy sky. 03:27 you know his palms don't rhyme. You know, I think we were told that palms were supposed to, but they don't have to ride. They don't have to. Some of them do the best ones don't. That's true. That is true. Here's a picture of him when he's a little older holding up his passport. Okay, give you any more context of not at all. What about this one? This is him younger again. We're kind of bouncing through the years for him. What's up with his jacket? 03:53 I don't know. I didn't notice that in the smaller version. Maybe it's wrinkles. I don't know. It's very strange. Okay, here's another one of him. He's old again. Go back to the other one. 04:04 Okay, here he is holding in okay. I love an old guy so okay, so he's standing in front of a chalkboard on this though yeah. There's some math equations there. Did this guy figure out something important? Hey, yeah, you're right. You're right. He okay. This is Ponderac is a famous mathematician from the Einstein era. Okay, 04:26 and it would suck to be a mathematician at the same time as Einstein. You know it's kind of like kind of like being Josh Allen right now, where it's like like an Allen's brother. Yeah, 04:40 No, I know you're talking about yeah, but it's like you worked your whole life. You were the best athlete at your school forever. You went to college. People were like, my gosh, you're going to be you're going to go off and then you're in the league at the same time as Patrick Mahomes, and that's who everyone talks about, but he didn't do it when my homes wasn't there. So that's why is he really that great? That's what I'm saying, but I don't know, but I'm talking about like, know, even yeah, the we call it the Michael Jordan era. Yeah of basketball. Yeah, you know 05:09 where it's like there was so many other really great players, but you only think of that one and that's what I'm saying, but I will stay like from and that's why right now when you think of the podcasting era, you're going to think of it as the Jaren Myers era. Okay, oh yeah, the Jaren Myers era of podcasting. Yeah, when people just had podcasts and no one listened to that's what defines the era. I'm not trying to be one of the greats he uh he, but I will say like that time Schrodinger was the same time Schrodinger 05:39 uh so there's other people that you actually do now. It's not just Einstein, but I do get the point you're saying yeah, but the main one you think of you yeah. You do think of if you were to draw a scientist, who are you drawing probably Einstein? Yeah, Einstein, Einstein or Neil deGrasse Tyson. If you're telling me draw a scientist and if you're drawing him with pencil, yeah, just drawing yeah. 06:05 kind of similar drawings right, Neil deGrasse Tyson and and mustache big hair. Yeah, a face with eyes, Neil deGrasse Tyson Einstein is new the grass. They said just Einstein. No, I'm saying there's the look. Yeah, yeah, yeah, they do have like that science look. Okay, you're saying interesting. So direct is interesting because he was born in Bristol, England. 06:33 You asked me to draw a scientist. I would draw Jimmy Neutron. This is the only scientist that matters to me, uh so he was born in what did I say London? Did I say London, Bristol, Bristol, England? He had a Swiss father and an English mother and he initially went to school to become an electrical engineer. Okay, board him. So he left and went to study mathematics at Cambridge and he actually studied at Cambridge under Einstein. 07:02 And uh he was an interesting guy because uh he was very, what's the word I should use? uh Very, nonchalant isn't right, nonchalant is wrong. He just had a very even temper and he did not talk much. So little that his friends actually coined a term, and I shouldn't say coined a term, they were the only ones who used it. 07:30 but they created a unit of measurement that they called a die rack or a derac and a drac is stands for one word an hour because that's all he spoke and so he's he's all trying to do that today. I want to speak in direct starting now. I hate you. I wonder, I wonder how mean I would have to get be to get you to break from this bit. 07:57 And that's exactly what he would do. He would respond to facial expressions a lot. There's a famous story where later in his life when he was a professor, he was giving a big lecture at a university and there was like a moderator, a whole thing. It like a big lecture that a bunch of people came to and there was like distinguished scientists in the room. And so he's doing the lecture and he's doing equations on the board and someone interjects in the middle of lecture. 08:26 I was like, excuse me, I don't understand the equation in the top left of the chalkboard. And there was this long, uncomfortable silence, because he just stared at the guy. And it was so long and so uncomfortable that eventually the moderator stepped in and was like, are you going to answer his question? And he said, that wasn't a question, that was a comment. 08:52 I like this guy. I like that a lot. He didn't ask a question. I just love that the guy said that and he just understand that they're the top left and you're just looking at him like it's almost like you're looking at him like then ask me to explain it. That's such a power like that's not him be like. Will you explain that further? That's him going. I don't understand that and he just goes 09:23 and okay. All right. Yeah, I don't understand that. Okay, okay. Anyways, I'm gonna continue talking here. I just love that he paused and just waited and just stared at him. That's so funny to me, but yeah, he was a very quiet individual, didn't speak much and he he loved math. I cannot over emphasize enough how much this guy loves math. He loved my loves math and he was this big deal because 09:52 He, in multiple occasions, would describe equations as beautiful. And he said, this is a beautiful equation. Like, this is just, this is a perfect, beautiful equation. And he actually, in his free time, like, his favorite pastime would just be rethinking famous equations and trying to solve them in different ways. And so he would kind of break apart equations down to their basic pieces and then solve them in different ways. That was what he did for fun. He loved math. And so he did the electrical engineering and he's like, 10:22 the build stuff part. If I could just do this with just the math part. And then he's like, oh, I can't. And so that's when he can't do just math. That's when he went to Cambridge to start to study uh mathematics. And he's there studying theoretical mathematics. And at the same time, there are kind of two worlds colliding in the world of physics. And I want to pull this up to make sure that I reference this correctly. There's two theories. 10:50 uh actually from Einstein and Schrodinger. so there's ah Einstein's general relativity or special relativity. That was a big theory that had entered the scientific realm. And then Schrodinger's quantum mechanics. these were both... And his cat. Yeah, his cat was a... Well, his cat was part of that. um And both of these were proven through mathematics and experiments and philosophy and logic. And they were well received within the scientific community. 11:21 parts of them that did not mesh well together and there was there's questions that if both of these are true, then there's some sort of issue here within our mathematics. Okay, so Paul sat down. He's like he's like I love math. I'm gonna see if I can figure out why the issue is within this equation and so he sat down and he basically took he took Einstein's e equals MC squared and he reverse engineered it. I don't know what that means either equals MC squared 11:51 E, since energy. No, I like this. E stands for energy, M stands for mass, and C stands for the constant of the speed of life squared. And so what you're finding is if you take the mass of any material or molecule uh and multiply that by the constant of speed of light squared, you're going to get the amount of energy, like potential energy within that object. So if all of that thing got converted into energy, that's how much energy is resting in that thing. 12:21 it's not true. Okay, but it did not none of that's true, but that did not net made it up. That did not match with quantum mechanics because mechanics kind of taught that there was this like quantum world that we don't that we don't understand. That is also dictating all these things that are happening within the known universe. I was in math league at my school and I was single by the way and uh 12:50 and I could not tell you what any of this said. I mean I can understand like moving MC to this, know, but like I don't know what any of this is. So what he did here is he basically took the E equals MC squared equation and he pulled the quantum mechanic equations into this and basically meshed them together right and there's a simplified version of his equation called the Dirac equation. 13:18 and this is the concise version of this. So essentially what this equation is is in parentheses. You have an imaginary number multiplied by the poly matrices multiplied by the derivatives in four dimensions, obviously acted by Fermi and mass, which of a Fermi and do know what a for me in is yep? Okay, keep going subtracted for the Fermi and mass and then all of that is in press. to Alex over a Fermi in 13:45 is the opposite of a boson, a boson and you know what a boson is. Obviously, I Alex you're not dumb yeah, you're Alex. know what boson you're probably familiar with. I don't have boson is I'm no bozo. I'll tell you that you know what the Higgs boson is right. Yes, you've heard of that yeah, so the Higgs boson is like this like building building 14:09 piece of all matter like underneath all matter. The Higgs boson existed right. The boson is is a mall like an attack to me. Now let's just pretend I went to public school 14:22 uh so a boson is an atomic particle. Yeah, what I like about this though, here's what I like is that if I dig far enough, it'll expose that he doesn't know what it is either, but if you keep it at a high enough level, he can talk about it, but if you go a little further, you can feel them typing. You know I'm saying so a boson has a spin. That is a full integer, so 14:51 where a Fermion has a fractional I'm just I'm only thinking about when you say integer. I am only thinking about like people listen to this podcast with their kids in the car. We have like thirteen year old fans and there's a thirteen year old in the back of a minivan right now and their brain is just melted. They're just like derivative of Fermi hyper, but they're just back there like I guy. 15:17 Hey, thanks for listening to this episode of things. I learned last night. If you like this show, we would love to see in our Patreon. It's a great way to financially support the show. We don't make money from this. It just helps us to pay the people who do make money from this. Like Alex and Robert, her editor, and maybe one day, one day me and Tim, maybe one day, but only if you join, only if you join, we can't wait. We can't get paid until you pay. Can't feed Tim's kid until you join. He's so 15:47 of an angel. 15:59 Here's what I should say. When I look at all this, the only thing in here that I feel like I even somewhat understand is the fermion mass, because the fermion is the opposite of a boson, uh a particle that has a fractional spin ratio. So it's just the mass of this atomic particle, basically. That's the one thing that I feel like I even relatively understand here. And then you multiply all that by the wave function, and it leads to zero. And this was a big deal, because what it did, 16:28 is it merged Einstein's special relativity with Schrodinger's quantum mechanics and show that there was a link in it and like a mathematical provable link. A bunch of other uh mathematicians and scientists tested this and they were able to say yes, this does actually like link the two and like this is the missing piece. Okay, you got the Nobel Prize for this. This was a huge deal yeah, which again, Nobel Prize completely image laundering, but yes, but what this did that was arguably 16:57 just as significant, if not more significant, is it ah is it predicted the existence of what you could call the anti world ah and so. 17:15 Okay, what does that mean, Tim? all mathematically the existence of the upside down. This all leads back to stranger things finale. So here's the thing. All matter is created when photons to high energy photons collide. Sure. And then when that can collision occurs, what we get out of it is we get both matter and anti matter. And so matter, which we have long known about 17:43 Here's a hydrogen molecule molecule and that Hydra hydrogen molecule is made up of proton, a single proton and a single electron and the proton is neutral. It doesn't have any charge. Electron um has a negative charge and then inside it are quarks. Quarks have both inside the proton or quarks and quarks have both charges. Obviously they just fill up that proton. Can we just take a second as we're looking at another graph, another illustration here? 18:12 that Tim is again trying to explain complex scientific details to us that he barely understands himself to be clear. I I barely understand this yeah and I just I was excited when you brought a person at the beginning of this. You were like ah hey, it's gonna be easier and we've gone from iodine to now we're sitting here going like so there's there's hydrogen and there's anti hydrogen right 18:42 and I just need you to know I am unwillingly doing this. This podcast I said at the beginning, because I knew that you probably wouldn't listen this far, but if you did listen this far, you're in a position to help because I don't want to be here. This is actually the worst thing that's ever happened to me and I am being forced to do this against my will keep going. Tim explain science to us. I'm going to trip you so hard later. Alex. What did I say to you between episodes? 19:09 What did I say to you between him? He wasn't listening to you. Come on, you can see his face where he's like. Oh, no, what did you say to me? I gotta go. He should turn the Alex. What did I say to you early? What did I say to your last class? Did you write that down and you put that your notes Alex? What did we talk about last week? Huh Alex? Did you did you do the homework? Yeah, a trip you so hard. left the room. I waited for you to be outside of your shot and I was like. It's funny that he said that I 19:38 or what he said about this episode because next episode I'm talking about anti-matter. Yeah, you were like the last one who got called out for being ambitious. And then we're going for this. Okay. And here's the thing. When, so when matter is created, creates hydrogen. This hydrogen molecule is created. We know what it's made out of. Anti-matter. know. Anti-matter is also created. So you have a... 20:05 an anti matter is basically just the opposite of this so ridiculous trying to do this. So within it there's an anti proton protons. Both protons are neutral, so that doesn't change, but we have what they call positron or you also can use the thing that I'm not even going to try to help you make this interesting. Oh, don't worry, I will. I'm excited about it. The positron is is the opposite of electron, so it has a nade, so it has a no. I'm trying my bad. It has a negative charge and 20:34 the all the quarks, the positive on has a negative charge. Yeah, no, the positive has a positive charge. Sorry that makes lot has a negative charge positive on has a bright charge and then all the quarks. They're just the opposite. They have the opposite charges right. What's really interesting about this is these things are both created during that collision and when they collide, if they collide back with each other, if matter and anti matter were to come into contact with each other, uh they annihilate each other is the word that scientists use because there's zero 21:04 Yeah, there's nothing. Nothing exists because it's a naked. It's a positive and negative like they they they cancel each other out. Okay, exact opposites and what we see and this has since been observed. We've actually done experiments to observe that this is what happens when these so much worse than I thought it was in my picture. It's a low res image Robert. When you put this on the screen, you have to like 21:32 de hands the image just make it so much worse. This is this looks bad on my screen, but it's like you can did the brightness on the TV just adjust as well, because it probably was just like oh yikes. Oh my gosh dude. So what is happening here? I'll explain this. This looks like runescape graphics dude. That's crazy. It looks so much better on my screen. It still doesn't look good, but it's so much better than this. 21:58 What happens is you when you have anti matter and matter collide. What's very clear is that this used to have a white background is the problem and they cut it out and then they cut the white background out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. When they when it collides, what you get out of it in both directions of the collision and like opposite directions, the collisions you get gamma rays and so okay, photons come out of it and it's pure energy. So a hundred percent of the mass of the anti matter, a hundred percent of the mass of the matter come out in the form of gamma rays as energy and so 22:27 What's interesting about this is that potential energy from E equals MC squared that we almost can never realize because we can't every anytime we create energy, ah it's not fully efficient. So we only get a percentage of that energy out of any sort of reaction that creates whatever energy we're creating. uh But with antimatter collisions, 100 percent of the mass of that matter is converted into energy, both for the antimatter and the actual matter. Right. ah And what is interesting is these 22:57 exist out in the world in a lot of ways. We know that from the beginning of universe when everything was created, 23:10 What do we know about that time? Tim, the that there was a collision of particles. This is interesting that this is where you're trying to go with. I hey, hey, hey man, yeah, I'm listening. There's a collision of particles and what's really interesting is we can see ah we can observe ah that there is somehow more matter than anti matter in the universe. Okay, but that shouldn't be possible because we know when these 23:39 photons collide, it creates matter and anti-matter. And when matter and anti-matter collide, they cancel each other out and they annihilate. Therefore they're equal. And so the universe should be nothing but light. We should have nothing but gamma rays in the universe, but we have matter. And so this is known as the Borean problem, where there is to every, ah there's a billion to one ratio of matter in the universe, where for all the anti-matter in the universe, one matter didn't have a mass. 24:09 each one like particle of matter didn't have an anti matter match and we don't understand why and so what so when there's a billion in one so for every piece of anti matter in the world. So there's a billion. I should say there's a billion pairs okay in that there's nine hundred ninety nine million nine hundred nine thousand nine hundred ninety nine pairs that had matter and anti matter and they cancel each other out. There's one, but there's one where for some reason that anti matter didn't have a pit or that matter didn't have an anti matter parent. 24:37 was able to continue on for some reason and that's how we got everything. All the matter that exists comes from this mystery, basically of how we don't understand why there's no anti matter. What was that face just the mystery ah and so this is one of the things that is Ken Ham say about that Ken Ham doesn't know about that. 25:03 You 25:07 I just love that on threads you've been increasingly antagonistic to the kin ham answers in Genesis account that you've been responding. I you guys are doing really bad theological work. I didn't know you saw I got really bad because I just realized the other day yeah they've been trying to pretend they're the Bible project. looks like yeah because I because it's happened to me a couple times. I've seen this and I've been like I'm like that's weird that the Bible project process saw post of this and then I was like oh it's not the Bible project and then the other day I was like why do I think this is and I looked and I was like the logos are almost the same 25:37 Yeah, and they definitely did that after the project right and that makes me mad. You're trying you're like you're like piggybacking off of a good organization that is doing good sound scholarly work while you're doing whatever conspiracy theory crap you're doing yeah building a giant boat for money laundering for sure it's insane and it makes me mad and I we're not fans of the creation. I didn't realize you could see that but we will say this week sponsor is the creation. 26:06 really grateful that they paid us to tell you to go there. You can go see how dinosaurs and humans probably exist at the same time. According to Ken Ham and also the earth is was he said six thousand of years old yeah yeah. You know and he's got a whole got a whole thing and he said and you disagree with him. He'll argue with you right there. He will argue in the arc yeah, like experience and it's it's bad. So you go 26:36 use code your liar, you're a liar, a liar, that's a twenty percent, it's for you know, because they made it for the Doms. It is the promo code is not spelled. You're a liar as in like y o u apostrophe re. It is why you are a hell high er. They made it. They made it for 27:06 they made it for those of you are like. Oh, I got to take this deal. I I grew up. I'm my it's so crazy. I was talking to my parents this weekend about the shift in their life about how we were those people yeah and like my mom did say that when my when the church, the cult that we were part of started doing the Ken Ham DVD series that that was a thing where she was like. I think we got to get out of this. This is nice. I don't think we believe this. This is weird yeah and so 27:35 but it's like we we grew up being the kind of people who would have gone to the creation museum yeah you know and now we're so far from that yeah that it's like it's become almost like incomprehensible to us yeah yeah it's interesting it's like i mean i guess i think that's where the museum is isn't comprehensible i was about to just like be like i'm sure it doesn't see maybe kentucky yeah yeah comprehensible kentucky 28:05 I hate you so much for that. 28:10 Yeah, I'm a pro. keep going. So antimatter is significant. We are trying to understand it. It's one of these things we know exists. We know for all matter that exists, there is an antimatter pair or theoretically an antimatter pair. Sure. And we're trying to understand it. And that's part of CERN, the Large Hadron Collider. They're trying to discover a lot of things. But one of the things they're trying to understand is what, why did matter continue? Like matter should have been canceled out in the Big Bang, but it was not. And we're still here. How did that happen? 28:39 So trying to understand this. Something pretty incredible happened earlier this week ah that will take a while for us to see the impacts of this because CERN conducted an experiment to see if they could transport antimatter. Because here's the thing about antimatter. If it touches any matter, it annihilates both of them. They both disappear. ah And a lot of energy comes out of that reaction. And so that's something that's never been done before. 29:08 transporting these things because you any container you put it where is anti matter? What do mean? What do mean? What do I mean? It's all around. That's a good question around you. No, I'll tell you, I'll tell you, I'll do we in anti matter. I feel you all around me. Time matter annihilating. There is a counseling appointment happening in a store and I know because they turn the sound machine on and that sound machine does nothing. 29:38 compared to my songs. It keeps us from hearing them, but it doesn't keep them. It keeps us from hearing you, but yeah, hey, sorry, I asked about your husband. You made me consider wearing a t shirt that says I'm going through a divorce, so I don't do that. 29:57 you can buy. I'm going through a divorce. Please don't bring up my spouse t shirts on our website right now. Those are pretty easy to design. Those are on there right now. I'm going through a divorce. Please don't ask about my spouse. The great thing about that shirt is you'd probably get a lot of questions. Don't ask about my spouse. I'm going through a divorce yeah yeah and we have them in different colors. 30:26 we've also got we've got some gossip. We've got something to say. I'm getting divorced or uh I'm divorcing my you know, like we got here. We got different options. We have. I'm going through a divorce and then we've got um my wife is divorcing me and then I've got. I'm divorcing my wife so that you can tell people you tell you could see the the right away. You can be like hey, I'm the one it's me. It's 30:54 that it's not and we're running Facebook ads on those to really target the right audience. 31:02 the way it's like the lady who came to my stand up show and I was like are you enjoying the show so far? She's like the first row and she seemed like she was like sure I was like sure that's not a good answer. She was well you haven't hit my group yet what I said. Who's your group? Are you single? Are you or she goes well? You said single you said married and I said are you divorced and she was widowed yeah probably wasn't gonna 31:25 probably wasn't going to bring up. I wasn't going to middle of my comedy show be like hey, is anybody here lost the love of their lives to the horrible thing of death that haunts all of us? Anybody, anybody here gone through the horrible grief of losing a life partner that they've built a decades of life with just to know anybody, anybody, anybody really good joke about that that you're going to love. You're going to love this joke. I have crazy 31:56 Anyways, unless you killed him, then I lots of jokes about you killing your spouse. 32:03 Oh boy. Am I sick? I sure do need Tim stones. Get well quick trick. And what is it? It's simply chug an entire gallon of orange juice. Wow. I forgot. And then this shirt reminded me, I'm so glad that I have this shirt as a public service announcement, a public health service to other people around me. Do your part. Get this shirt. 32:33 shop.tilland.com 32:41 So, anti-matter, the way we get it is it's created a lot of different ways. Like, naturally, it's created in labs all the time. But because uh matter and anti-matter annihilate each other, it's really hard to capture. And so, a pretty reliable way to create it is within the Large Hadron Collider. And when that collision happens, we create anti-matter and matter because we're shooting photons at each other. Right. uh Shooting them right at each other. And there's a device 33:10 that they have within this whole system called the Penning Trap. And essentially, let me get a picture of this. Essentially what it is, is it's this little tube that through a series of electrodes and magnets creates this small vacuum that that little bit of matter or anti-matter can shoot into and then just kind of float in the center of this vacuum in this tube. It creates... 33:39 It requires a lot of energy ah to contain these things. And so what they did is they took one of these out of the full collider and they put it in this large assembly. And so in the middle of that, you can see the Penning Tramp in there. And this whole thing, this is a graph of what it looks like, but this is the actual device. So essentially it's this big power unit that within it has this. 34:01 magnetized, chirogenically sealed unit for those listening. It looks like a giant computer, but when I say giant like this is still like this is probably six feet tall. Yeah, it looks like maybe yeah, you know, so not like huge, but it looks like an old desktop computer like you know the tower, but that does over actually and then within it is this little component that's holding these uh anti matter particles and there's a okay a vacuum. It's like a artificial vacuum in there that's holding it and so they created these particles 34:31 from the Collider, captured him in pending traps, put the pending trap in this big system that basically was going to sustain the pending trap and keep the pending trap uh from moving or shifting at all and transport. And so it's this big thing that is going to make it not move and they put it in a truck. Okay, and they said let's see if we can drive this around and so they spent a half an hour on the road. First time anyone's ever tried to transport this driving around the certain and what happens if they do like were they expecting this thing to like 35:01 blow up or what? So this is what's really interesting about anti-matter. When we're talking single particles, like an immense amount of energy is released, but it's equivalent to the amount of mass of these particles, which is not a lot. Right. And so like this does shoot out gamma rays and it's detectable. We know what's happening, but it's not something that is going to cause damage to anything. OK, you need um I shouldn't say significant amounts. You need to be approaching a gram. Well, probably not even a gram. 35:30 Approaching micrograms of these molecules for it to damage something. Okay, and this is just single particles and so sure sure sure sure sure we're we would need billions more of these particles for it to be able to damage anything and so The worst thing that could happen here is you lose the antimatter Sure, which cost a lot of money to create because you had to run the collider to create them and so it's a loss of money, but What is really exciting about this is it was successful? 35:59 They drove it around, they drove back to the lab, and all the matter was sustained. They had about 100 antimatter particles within this, and it all survived. And what makes this so significant is because this is the one place where we're actually, in the world right now, where we're actually able to capture antimatter to study it. But because the nature of the Large Hadron Collider runs on magnets, those magnets interfere with most devices we could use to study it. And so this is not a place where you could actually do a lot of really good science with these particles. 36:27 So transporting them off site is what allows, what would allow us to be able to actually research these and study these and understand them more. And this just happened this week. This happened earlier this week. Okay. And so this success, there is this, this unit has about, about a four hour power span. And so we could travel it up to four, we could transport it up to four hours away from the collider. I we can get to some other labs to actually do some real science. And what makes this so significant is because of the potential energy. 36:57 in anti-matter, if we could figure out a way, right now, it is very slow to produce it. We only get a couple of particles at a time. And it's incredibly expensive, costs literally trillions of dollars to produce these. And so it's not economically viable to use these in any way. But the amount of energy would be if we could do some research and figure out how to create these in a more viable, much cheaper scenario, 37:26 unbelievable in terms of the amount of energy we could create out of this for example, we get power the world. Yes, there is. Let me pull up the math on this. 37:52 Are you done? He just searched screams again 38:07 He did this yesterday waiting in line at TSA for six hours. Just watching screams full volume on his phone. 38:20 that's how many screen take dogs. You have to watch in public to get kicked out of a place. Are you okay? Okay, I'm done with his bed. I just like to look up screaming. Sometimes if you feel unsafe in an uber, just go on tick tock and search screaming and then just watch loud screaming videos because then the driver is going to feel more unsafe than you. I promise shift the fear. Hey, let's do a quick thing right now. Let's do a quick thing right. If you're in an uber right now, 38:49 and you feeling safe? Listen to this like play this video a lot. Turn this up and honestly you might want to take your phones out for a second. No, no, no, no, promise. I'm not gonna do. I'm not like oh you're a new right now. Oh, you feel unsafe because the guy looks kind of creepy. You said he smells bad. That's a little rude. Oh, okay, it does sound like he sells bad. You're right. 39:18 You said the music's too loud. He keeps playing bad music. What music is he playing? No, put the knife away. We don't need to use a knife in the Uber. Tell him you're getting divorced. He should know. He should know. So he doesn't ask you a question of feeling comfortable about it. All right, well, we'll see you when you get here. The knife factory will see you dropped off here at the gun store, 39:48 Okay, so a kilogram of anti matter sure, which is a lot. We should say that that would that is a lot to create. Yeah, we don't have a over legal amount you're allowed to carry for sure. We don't have a system. How much a matter you got on you right now? Probably a good kilogram. Yeah, I do much now. It literally the calculation right now, based on how much we can create in a single collision in the Collider 40:18 If we ran the Collider 100 % of the time, it would take us a billion years to create a kilogram. Oh my gosh. Yeah. So that's how slow we're creating. Okay. We to find a way to create faster antimatter if we ever want to use it or to create antimatter more reliably and quicker and cheaper. But if we could get to a point where we could create one kilogram of antimatter and use it, uh that would create 180 petajoules of energy, which could power the entire earth for a day. And so if we could get to the point would go through that in a day though. Yeah. 40:47 But it would, one single plant running a kilogram with literally a kilogram of antimatter could power the Earth for a day. And so if we could get to a system where we could reliably produce this and it would have to be in multiple kilograms consistently pretty cheap, then this could be a massive producer of energy in the planet. And it's super clean. There's no byproduct. There's 100 % burn. 41:16 There's no ash, there's no smoke, there's nothing that comes out of it. 100 % of these are converted in, 100 % of these molecules are converted in. So we would be able, you think we would be able to power like our cars and cities and everything? Yeah, you could power everything and to be 100 % clean, which would be an incredible discovery. Also, it's the same thing with like space travel because right now, again, these, all of our chemical reactions that we use to power or to burn engines for rockets, 41:45 they are not completely efficient. There's byproducts that come out of it and they are relatively slow in terms of the amount of energy that they create. If you could generate a antimatter rocket uh that ran on antimatter fuel, one, would consume significantly less fuel and create significantly more energy and be completely clean. And you could theoretically uh reach speeds that are significant fractions of the speed of light. 42:15 literally be able to transport through space into other star systems in the matter of just a couple years versus right now where it's hundreds of years, if not thousands, to get anywhere interesting. so this is, again, a lot of science has to happen for us to get to the point where we can use this. But this is kind of that first groundbreaking step in getting antimatter somewhere where it could be studied. And then if we can figure out how to mass produce it relatively cheap, 42:45 this could potentially be kind of a watershed moment in the history of the world. Wow, also it could be used for bombs. Yeah, yeah, you you don't need very much of it and what's very significant about it. What is the other end of this graphic say? How many nuclear bombs detonated together? Oh, all all nuclear, but oh that all nuclear bombs, thirty thousand warheads or is it a hundred and thirty thousand warheads, thirty thousand thirty 43:15 He's simultaneously exploded. Yeah, we have, we have like, I think we have like 12, 13,000 if 30,000 warheads in total simultaneously exploded, that would be seven thousand militants of TNT. And then one ton of anti-matter. But yeah, that's one ton of anti-matter. That's a lot of anti-matter. But yeah, it would be 21,500 militants of TNT, which I looked it up. These conversions are a little rough, but theoretically compared to what we see from like nuclear blasts, 43:44 the blast radius of this would be larger than the earth. Yeah, so wider than Australia, for sure. What it? What's significant though is in these bombs realistically, what would happen is they would you be using like micrograms of it. So that way you'd be a little bit more controlled and the blast radius wouldn't be the entire planet. But one it's clean. There's no radiation. So there's not like a nuclear winter that you get out of it. So the scary thing about this is these become like 44:14 actually somewhat viable nuclear scale weapons because it doesn't destroy the whole planet. If you use it, it just decimates that location ah and so it's the mutually assured destruction thing that we get with nuclear bombs kind of goes away with an I matter bombs. ah If you use small enough and I, why do we get to this point at the end? Why did you bring this up? I don't think you had to do this part. We could have left this out. Instead, you're like, well, it does actually make warfare 44:42 you know, significantly more horrific. But anyway, you know, next week we're going to talk about that. You're like, why are you doing that? Well, the explosion, I don't know if you would even call it more horrific because the explosion doesn't actually like like explosions now, like there's just a bunch of energy and it burns things up and destroys things. This like just that dilates things. So if you're in the blast radius, you just disappear completely. All your matter is just gone. And there's just a vacancy in the space that you occupied and the space that the whole area that that blast was in that occupied. 45:10 So maybe more horrific. I don't know. Now that I say that out loud, it's actually less horrific because you're just gone. You just disappear. You not only just die, but you're gone. This is really great. No, no, no, I love our show. I love our better uses. I've better. Sure, we could talk about better things. Please forget about war stuff. Forget about war stuff. um This is actually used today, though. We actually have an anti matter use case that we use today in pet scans. 45:38 Okay. are PET scans stand for positron emission tomography. And the way we do this is really interesting. uh Essentially, we disguise a radioactive molecule as a sugar and we put it in this solution. We inject it in to people. And when that goes inside the body, the radioactive elements within side that decides, disguised molecule disperses throughout the bloodstream and then it breaks down. And when it breaks down, 46:07 it emits a positron and an electron uh antimatter and matter. And then when those collide, it shoots off those gamma rays. So what we do is we inject that into your system. It goes throughout all your bloodstream. We put you in one of those devices that look just like a CT scan. And that CT scan waits for the two gamma rays to shoot out of you. And then it traces those back to the point where it came. And then from that, it creates a 3D model of your insides. 46:37 of your inside crazy and we use these to like detect tumors map the brain before brain surgeries like we use these for really advanced medical imaging. That's crazy, which is unbelievable again. Those are the things it's like if if humanity were to this have to reset it wouldn't. I would never figure that out for you. You know it would be. It would be. It would be gone. It would be 47:06 a billion years before we figured that out, but here's the interesting. Here's the craziest thing about all this. We can't technically tell at great distances the difference between matter and anti matter because light is still light, right? So the photons amended or the photons that emit from uh anti matter matter and the photons that reflect off manner and anti matter are the same, and so there are scientists who theorize that potentially 47:35 some of the solar systems that we see in deep space may be anti-matter solar systems because these things are opposite of matter, but they are the same in terms of their properties. And so in the same way that our entire world is made up of different matter molecules, there could be an anti-matter world or an anti-matter universe complete with star systems and planets and living beings that are completely made up of these anti-matter molecules. 48:04 And we would not know until we were able to look at these things closely under a microscope. so theoretically, there is this opposite universe that is an exact opposite copy of all of us in terms of matter and anti-matter. And if for some reason we were to ever like touch, we would annihilate each other. And so there's a potentially is an anti-matter version of you looking up at the stars every night while you look up at the same stars. 48:33 as the matter version of you and he says fiddle on. Oh, you're in an uber and you don't feel safe. You should listen to the Carter, Jeff scale episode of Tillin ask the regard to put it on have him search things. I learned last night. It's a that's what you should do. You should be sharing this episode with Uber driver. Yeah, yeah, no, just have him do it. Have him do it and then ask him if he considers supporting us on Patreon or her. guess I'm being a little 49:03 well yeah. Okay, so him ask him to support us on patreon for next week's episode. Okay, ask him what he say. He said no. Oh yeah, don't worry. A lot of our listeners support. A lot of our listeners also say no. So if you like this episode, like and subscribe also say that to him. Hey, if you don't like and subscribe, I'm gonna leave a three star review 49:33 so friend your uber drivers with bad reviews. They don't like our podcast. All right. All right, we'll see you soon. So I'll see you soon at the gun store.


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Can Salt Make You Smart? | Iodine Ep 324

05-05-26

Episode Transcription

00:00 Hey man, happy to be here, dude, happy or happy. Have you ever heard of iodine iodine like the stuff they put in your blood? What did they do that during your Marais? Is that diamond? Well, and I don't know about during M. R. I don't they put something in your blood to like make it a color on the thing, which feels like I don't know if they should do that. I don't know. No, it's it is. It's CT scans. Oh okay, but that I'm not wrong. Yeah, so you're yeah, you're close. Yeah, yeah. 00:29 Yeah, I don't know the difference between a CT scan and an MRI yeah. Neither you could. That's how you could tell the status of my health insurance. 00:40 And so especially when you're young and when you're in utero, iodine is very important because iodine is what creates this T3 and 00:52 I hate that joke. You hate that you laughed at it or you hate the joke? part of it? Skin milk is too strong. Too strong? 01:10 I mean you don't need one. I don't know the difference between a physical and a regular check up. You don't need one as far as I you how they check. If you've got strep throat versus hemorrhoids, I don't know. Speaking of like deferred healthcare, I have this thing. I haven't told you this yet, but I'm this thing that's been going on for about a year now where then this is going to sound crazy. I just don't like that. I said hemorrhoids and you're like speaking of deferred health. 01:39 this is a go on for a while. It's not ever. It's it's I don't have ever. Okay, no, there's this thing in this spot right here, right above my knee where about probably three to six times a day. It just goes completely numb and it's like a probably a six inch in dynameters section and like, how do you like feel of that's numb? Well, I just what do you mean? Like here's what happens. I'm trying to feel my thigh right now. Let me feel it. 02:08 No, like here, because what happens is I can't oh, because you I can feel it happening so like it gets kind of tight. Does it like tingle like what and then it starts to tingle and then it just like shuts off and then I touch it and I can't feel it and I I like it of that thing where it's like you're talking about the edge of your quad here right yeah and it's this thing where like I touch it and I'm like I think I can't feel that I'm not really sure, but it's like you know you're I can't feel that you know you like when you touch yourself you're like am I don't know this can I feeling this here am I feeling it here? I feeling it here you know 02:37 And so then one day it was happening and I was like, was like, Hey, grandma, close my eyes. Would you just touch me right here? And she did. And I was like, are you doing it? And she was like, yeah. And I was like, I can't tell. So yeah, totally numb. And then after a while it comes back and it comes back with the tingles again. And then it goes back into the tightness and then it just kind of relaxes. So I don't know what that is been happening for a while. I should probably see a doctor probably too high as sodium. I so. I think so. Why? Cause I think that would affect the circulation to that or your 03:06 just really dehydrated, probably both, but I probably a combination of too much sodium and not enough water. I mean that's in that's just my estimation a ton of water. Okay, I'm just making sure I can feel my leg. You got to be kind of paranoid about it now. I feel your thigh. I feeling this right now or is it just the tips of my finger that are I don't know if I five hey, I'm going to close my eyes. Will you touch me? I don't feel that 03:31 No yeah, it's stressful, so I should see a doctor, but you haven't. I have it okay, and I don't have an excuse. I have health insurance. I have health insurance. I also have health insurance. To be clear, I we were joking. I haven't sure I have health insurance. Don't you think you'd feel a lot better if you had life insurance and so so like I started, I feel like I need to go get this check out okay, and the more I think about it, the more it starts to stress me out. 04:01 So if you go to the hospital, they're going to put iodine in your blood and then they're going to put your leg into a machine. I don't know how cascades work. I don't know either and that's not what this episode's about. Great question. Let's talk about iodine. I can tell you this is iodine. Yes, it is well. It looks like pencil shavings. This looks like yeah. This looks like if you took the edge of the the lead pencil and just 04:28 I had itself is a chemical element. Yes, this is like a mineral version of the iodine element. I love when you choose ambitious topic like stuff that you're clearly not going to cover. Well, you don't talk about like where it's like this, this is iodine and it's on the the table of elements. Is that what we call it? The it's a chemistry thing and it's a this is in a physical form. 04:58 I here's the thing. Here's the thing. That's the this whole start. Yeah, keep trying to talk while you're starting the timer, buddy. That was awesome. So okay, here it is. It's a liquid of ish form. It's liquidizing. Okay, uh the word for that is sublimation. I know that word, so it's this like purplish element and this is an interesting thing because it is a heavy. It's called a heavy metal and that's not like it's because it's so dense. 05:26 and it actually does a couple. It has a few interesting properties. One of the things that it does is when you put it into a starch, it turns like dark blue or black and this is a picture of iodine drops being put on a potato like a a fourth grade science project by the way yeah and so I had itself as purple, but then you put it in the starch and it turns blacker or whatever and this is actually used in these iodine pens, which is how we know if 05:54 US dollar is counterfeit right right right right because if US dollars are made out of potatoes, that's exactly right. No, they're made out of they're made out of cloth, not paper and paper is a starch and so paper would turn the black or blue when you used it, but it doesn't change a cloth. Yeah, they're like a clothy material and it's not like like actual cloth like you think of when you think of like. Do you have any money to see or do you need? No, I yeah, if you can spot me somebody to look at some money. We're like there's a couple hundred 06:24 there you go. Yeah, yeah. This is like a cloth. It's like a cloth. Yeah, I don't know if you guys can hear that, but that's cold hard. That's the sound of someone who just filmed his comedy special baby. Do you carry cash? Sometimes yeah, I try. I genuinely don't use well. I'm in a lot of scenarios where I have to tip people yeah, you know, because that's where you get rich and I don't carry like I don't carry cash the way that like 06:50 I carry cash when I travel. guess I was with a friend. have a friend who has money yeah, you know it was one those things where we were getting ready to the bill was like a hundred and fifty bucks and so we're pulling out our card and he goes I got you and he just pulls out his wallet and he just opens his wallet several bills in there and just pulls out a hundred and pulls out a fifty and gives it and so was like I didn't want to be like how much cash do you have on you right now? Yeah, yeah, but I also 07:16 I kind of wanted to know how much cash do you have on it? You know he was one of the thousand that you're just carrying in cash and he's like yeah, here you go. That is that is crazy like because I was like I got to rob you. If I if I have more than fifty dollars on me, I'm stressed about it. Yeah, I'm like I got to get like I'm gonna. feel like I'm gonna lose it. Yeah, I this has to go somewhere else. I am the opposite of the Dave Ramsey rule where if I have cash, it's like not real money to me. 07:44 because like real my way in my account is like assigned to bills and stuff and this is just cash and my wife's not going to know if I lost this or if I spent it that's oh oh so it's like it's like hidden hidden spending. Oh and that's probably healthy. I'm you do that with your wife. No 08:03 you go hide little tiny purchases from each other and maybe you're just like oh she doesn't have to know about this yeah. Yeah, I just need to take out like twenty thousand dollars. just take out twenty thousand dollars cash. What are you Tim? What are you? What are you sporting on this because like twenty thousand now is not an amount that you can get like a crazy good thing for you know saying like you're just hiding a two thousand twelve Honda Civic from your wife. It's pretty sick. That's right. too a grand 08:30 twenty grand could still get you like like a twenty nineteen on to yeah point twenty no, because mine to twenty seventeen and it's worth eight. I think yeah, so it does depend on the mileage. That's true. That's true. Yeah, yeah anyway, or like a jet ski. 08:47 you know, I have a secret jet ski. I have a see. I have a secret. My wife doesn't know about my jet ski. We don't live anywhere near a lake and I have no way of owing the jet ski to the light. Keep it hidden on behind our house and dollars was those jet ski electronic games from Chuck E cheese where you can just like yeah, but I can't keep it at my house, so it's hidden behind. I have rented another apartment. 09:15 it's a studio department that done at all. it is in the studio apartment downtown is more expensive than the rent that I pay at my apartment. I it's an elaborate lie that I've been living and I also had a hundred dollars at the apartment. have another wife and a kid and 09:32 and and they and I like idea that you have a whole secret family, but you lead with. have a secret. That's key. The jet skis the secret yeah she know she knows about everything else yeah. Yeah, it was about all that. She what all is up. didn't know about the jet skis. That's crazy. Okay, so I yeah, that's what is used for those pins. I did these for those PED and the reason I died is significant is because it is poise. I feel offended 10:02 by the way, when I pay with cash and someone pulls that pen out. Oh yeah, because it's like oh you don't trust me. I literally I do feel that way. I go okay, well, especially if I'm a regular at that place, it like I'm like you think that I actually maybe I'm flattered. Maybe I'm flack. Maybe you yo you think I'm a criminal. You think you think I could do 10:30 Yeah, it happens to me almost every time gosh, but there is it happens to be is because whenever I pay with cash, I say it's real yeah. I mean that don't go yeah yeah. Okay, this is real and they go. It was don't say that next time. Why else would I say it's real? So the I had one. How are you okay? So I died is interesting because it's a poison. It will kill us, but that's what I'm saying simultaneously. It is the heaviest element 10:59 that is essential for most living organisms, and so we and most living or did you search this up just because like we put iodine on the salt like I dies salt and you were like, but that could kill us and then and now you're trying to do an episode about this. Is that how this started? The shame that you had and then you pull up a picture that you had ready and here's exactly how this went. You went wait, but that could kill us. 11:27 and it's like Tim, any chemical could kill you at too high of an amount. I could end this episode right now. This is really embarrassing for you that I hard for the audio listener. He just shamefully he had this cute up as a picture of the Morton salt. You know what the girl, the umbrella on it, it's crazy because it's a poison, but like we put it on everything. So you're the thing 11:56 so here's what's interesting. All right, sorry, I let you talk. Okay, no, no, go back to the beginning of your script before I said to you that here's what's interesting. It's it's a thing. What are we doing? What are we doing? That's so good, so yeah, it's poisonous, but it's also essential for life. Most life what's interesting is yes, most chemicals. If you do too much, it'll kill you yeah, and that's true of iodine 12:25 But iodine is significant because the amount we need is very, very small. The recommended daily intake is 150 micrograms. So it's smaller than a tablespoon of salt, or a teaspoon of salt. Very, very minute amount of this that we should be taking in. Any more than that, and then it does become something where you're putting yourself at risk with the amount of iodine that you're intaking. But this has a very serious health effect. 12:54 the the part of our body that regulates iodine is the thyroid yeah. Here's the thyroid gland. There's your Adam's Apple. I got a because I thought that it was funny that I had that it's not just I need. I just wanted to be really clear. Sorry, I didn't that sounded mean, but like you pull up a different graph. You're like here's the Adam's Apple and it's like that wasn't. I just thought it was really dumb like that. 13:18 Adam's apple is not like a medical term. I'm like who made this graphic anyways, someone who is trying to get its Web M D dude, they Web M D is trying to get normal people to understand things, whatever fine. This is this is the thyroid. What here? Here's the animal. Here's a way. Where is the items apple on this just so I a normal person so the me a dumb can understand. If you look at the thyroid, see the thyroid sure right above this task. little thing that looks like an apple above it yeah. 13:48 So the way this works is your body needs these three, I guess, chemicals, T three, T four and calcitonin. Sure. And those things, they, they provide a lot of functions for the body, but probably the biggest thing is growth. And so especially when you're young and when you're in utero, iodine is very important because iodine is what creates this T three and four. I've never been to utero. 14:15 I I've always wanted to visit hate that joke. You hate that you laughed at it or you hate the Joe I both part of it, which part of that joke so I think I'm going there on a cruise next year. Here's beautiful this time. So T three and four the three and the four is like the amount of iodine molecules that are in that chemical or in that or about V. Tro what here been in V. Tro 14:44 I think that this joke's still going on. And so a little bit of iodine has to be a part of that compound that goes throughout our body that helps our body growth and a lot of other things. Sure. Your metabolism uses these compounds as well. But the this is regulated by the pituitary gland. So the pituitary gland in your brain basically gets a signal and that signal is we need some more T3, T4 for all these essential functions within the body. OK, a little low. 15:13 and it sends this chemical TSH, which is a compound that triggers the production of T three and T four in your thyroid. So that way more is produced. The problem with this sister, what's insane about everything's happening on our podcast is that it's just stuff like I'm trying to I'm on the listener side right now. Okay, because so much of our show 15:39 is you being like this guy founded the Backstreet Boys and look he's got a fake plane, you know or or this woman won the lottery in a ruin her life and then sometimes you just venture so far out of your own depth. They are like yeah, so the Perttuartary clan and we're all sitting here being like I didn't sign up for med school to him. I'm here to do a funny podcast. These people are on their way to work right now. They're 16:04 barely awake. They're here for some ha ha's and you're over here being like yes, the between take land the TSH combo. We actually need for growth and it's really important for our foundational growing years and it's higher in children, but the T three T four in the council tone and and then you know the hypothalamus, you know the whole thing is and that's your Adam's apple and I sorry I thought that was super funny. I it's so crazy how you're so willing to venture this far. 16:33 away from the boat. You know first of all funny point. Second of all, I feel like I need to correct you. Tsh is what the to the go. You're right. T for yeah. So sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. See that's how little I was paying attention to your rambling earlier, but what's significant about my God. I feel like I'm in eighth grade science right now. Can I tell you what I did to my eighth grade science teacher? I tripped her. uh That's true. 17:03 she was walking and I had my foot out and she fell over it and then I very stealthily moved my backpack to where my foot was. So she thought she tripped over my backpack and and I know that's me and listen. I'm not saying that I'm proud of that. It was funny, but I'm not like it was funny, but I'm proud. It was now. I understand that I'm not. There's so many things you understand as an adult where you're just like aw crap, dude, that sucked. She was just at work. 17:29 Yeah, that's why she hated us. Yeah, she hated us because she was barely making enough money to survive, and we were awful. Yeah, we were the worst. Yeah, I think about that all the time. I was pretty. She didn't fall completely. She caught her, but she tripped a little bit and she was really embarrassed, broke her wrist, no, she did not go down to the ground. She literally did that thing where she was like whoa. She looked back and I was like I'm so sorry my backpack, but it was me. I did it digitally. You want to apologize for that? No, she was awful. She was 18:00 Yeah, but was she awful because you were awful? No, actually she she was awful in the way that was like if you're an athlete, you're allowed to say and do whatever you want in her class, and if you're not an athlete, you are not allowed to speak in her class. She also was wearing this shirt that said please be nice. I'm going through a divorce. Oh no, oh no man. I'll tell that that story then, and this is a friend. They I you know that sucks. 18:26 I hate that whenever you talk to a friend you haven't seen in a while and you're like hey, I you know, so was I was messaging John the other night and just seeing if he was going to come to the show and then and then his wife who I'm talking to ah is like oh yeah and I was again he said he was he was traveling this weekend and she went yeah he might have been traveling this weekend. I don't know and when she says that 18:49 you kind of put together what's happening and I think that if you're going through a divorce, you should have to wear a shirt that says please don't bring up my spouse. We haven't seen each other in a couple months. It's a really sensitive topic for me and it'll be very uncomfortable for you because then I got a message later. It was like hey, just so you know, here's what's happening. I'm like I wouldn't have said anything if I knew I truly feel so terrible about that. 19:15 Facebook should add a new so like when your friends are going through that it's like hey, if she's gonna be there, do you want me to like tell you? Do you want me to not invite you? Yeah, I also let the dynamic. don't want you to see that we all hung out as friends. Yeah, even if she's not in a picture, I don't want you to see that like we all went out to a restaurant and you weren't invited and I don't want you to feel like yeah, you know yeah there that is it's a tough time off man. Yeah, so 19:44 I'll never do that to you. Let's make a pact right now that you and I are never going to get divorced yeah, so that so that we never put each in that position. Yeah, I'm just staying together so don't make Jared. love my wife a lot. That's that I'm going to make that very clear same. I feel like I feel like this is the time where I it was a joke. It was a joke. Oh my gosh, but 20:12 I also it adds there's pressure yeah, you know, yeah gotta keep it together. I got to give it together so I don't embarrass him. 20:26 Hey, thanks for watching our show. you like it, a great way to help out is by being a Patreon supporter. Doing that helps make this show possible, but it also gets a lot of perks for you. You can get every episode a week early ad free. You get access to a Discord where you can meet a lot of other people who love the show and actually hang out with Jaren and I every month on a hangout. And we're also in that Discord chat all the time, hanging, talking with people, talking about episodes and just random stuff in life. It's super fun. 20:49 We do, there's a way to get birthday messages, a free gift, merch discounts in there. So there's a lot of really great reasons to be a Patreon supporter. You get a lot of benefits out of it. And it also makes the show keep happening. So if that sounds great to you, you can go to support.tillin.com or tillin.com slash support, uh or just tillin.com and search around until you find the links and become a Patreon supporter. really appreciate you doing that. But if not, right back to the episode, right? 21:17 I don't know why she comes out of there. I didn't to talk about that so and she's like turn. think I wanted to work like no, no, no, no, no, hey, hey, we will. I'll do anything. We'll work through this. We can't do this to Tim. She's like what are you talking? I probably I'm heartbroken. I'm like oh, I'm processing the feeling like oh my gosh, you want to leave me. This is terrible, awful, but also like 21:39 this is so bad for him. So bad for my divorce is really bad for him. He's going to be so uncomfortable. That's never going to happen. That's never no for real. Do my wife often says to me she looks at me in the eyes and she goes you know we're never getting divorced. She'll just do that so that's so great. Yeah, I wasn't planning on thanks. She goes you're with me for you can't get out of the show. Just remind me that sometimes I go yeah. I mean like but she'll say it in a way that's like threatening 22:08 yeah, I'm like I wasn't. I was never hoping was never thinking that yeah, we're locked in dude. I love you. I want to be with you. Yeah, like good. 22:18 she backs out of rooms. Lately, that's a thing she's been doing. She doesn't move her legs either. She just kind of freaking move your legs when you want. No okay, so what's significant about this is the pituitary gland doesn't have a mechanism to say oh we are making too much. It only has a mechanism to see we don't write right right and so if there's something wrong with that interpretation where it's like oh we don't have enough. 22:43 yeah, we'll just it'll just keep going, keep going and then and then you and then a lot of people gain weight because their thyroid is out of whack yeah, and so there's all sorts of different issues that could come out of that out of that. I got my thyroid tested when I was large because I didn't want it to be my fault. What did they say? They were like it's your that's true. Like I was big. I remember I got the call. It was and I think you were there for that show. I was in the alleyway of the show where we played at lemon drop 23:12 and it was like the garage was open. The lemon drop was such a weird venue. I loved it. I loved it to modern craftsman is what it became, ah but it was like the back area with the Rogers open and what was what was their band called ah the sisters, the Malone sisters and Jared Stantler. Oh Willow something. Was it just the Willos? It might have been that sounds right. I thought it was something with an L in the beginning. 23:39 maybe I'm wrong, La Willows, but anyway, I got the call in the alleyway and my doctor was like yeah. Everything's normal and I literally hung up and I was like oh, I'm just big. Oh, it's just me. I just because I it's probably because I ordered a dozen Fasoli breadsticks to the drive through last night for two ninety nine that might be contributed to my weight gain, but honestly such a good. mean in this economy, so so yeah, so it doesn't have a way of being like as is too much yeah and and what ends up happening is it's a 24:08 It's a growth thing. Yeah. And so what was a long time issue across the world was this condition called Goytters. And what Goytters was was when your thyroid just continued to grow. The thyroid would grow. That's the thyroid itself just swelling. And for most of human history, people did not understand that this was the thyroid. Like all of a sudden you would just have this growth that would appear and it would 24:32 range in size and so yeah, it could be a for those listening. It's a giant growth in your neck. I could just like it looks like a gigantic double chin that just forms. This is going to be a kind of disrespectful way to describe this, but picture a and then make that human ribbit like a toad where the like next is a very disrespectful, but accurate way of describing this. I like that you were like this is going to be sound mean 25:01 uh And here's the thing, people did not understand that this was because of iodine issues. What they found pretty early on was that sea sponges were a pretty good treatment. so people would give them, or doctors would give them sea sponges to treat this. And the reason that worked is because there's a pretty decent amount of iodine in seawater. uh so... That's it's so salty. Yeah. so, no. That's not why. Yeah. 25:29 What else can I get you to agree? These were a treatment and what was interesting is the way we have always historically ingested iodine sure to feed our system is through the foods that we eat like through plants we eat because it's in the soil and it gets in the soil through rain water. Okay, and so the closer you live to the ocean, 25:56 the more iodine you're getting naturally through your diet. the plants that grow in that area have more access to iodine. The further you live inland, the less you have access to. And even furthermore, the further you live north, in an area that used to be a glacier, uh even less, because the glacier tore away that soil that would actually have iodine. And so the places where we saw the largest amount of iodine deficiencies were up north, more inland, typically. 26:25 uh Europe, where you see this a lot, is like Northern Europe and like the Netherlands, Norway, uh all over like that side of the world. uh The other issue that you can get from uh iodine deficiency is eh a condition called cretinism. And cretinism is a condition that's almost completely eradicated, at least in like the Western world today. And what it is, is it's a... 26:54 stunted physical and mental growth that results from like fetal deficiency, and so if okay mother uh is not getting enough, I that what we call it like we're like oh, that's a cretin. Is that the same? I'm pretty sure that's just like that feels from Crete disrespectfully and mean like the only if it's like a cret the only way I've ever heard that uses for people from Crete. I don't know if you've heard that as like a disrespectful way to say that yeah. 27:24 have you? Am I wrong cretins? I don't actually know okay, but it's it's like a significant, so it people who have cretinism they have a my thing is something else. I'm thinking. I don't know trying to think of a scenario where he's now you got me guessing, but here's the thing about when you when you second guess me. I'm usually right. What are you talking about when you're like? I've only heard people from creed called that and I'm like no 27:51 People from Phoenix are called Phoenicians. Probably right. 27:58 um No, cretinism leads to a series of ah disabilities, mental and physical disabilities, because that fetus wasn't able to grow properly. And so it was, and it still is considered the leading cause of preventable intellectual disability is an iodine deficiency during pregnancy. Okay. Because that child isn't getting enough iodine in their diet. And so when this was discovered, 28:27 that iodine was the thing that we need to prevent goators and all sorts of other uh conditions. There was this move in the early and the nineteen twenties to iodized salt yes and uh so this was kind of a slow rolling thing, um but eventually because even in the nineteen twenties they were like listen. You know what people love sodium. We got to figure out a way to sneak this into their diet uh kind of 28:56 And so doctors basically proposed if we put a little bit of iodine into the salt and we just like in liquid form, just spray it on some salt, uh then people will get enough iodine in their diet. Yeah. And this popped up because there was an actual problem in World War I. uh The army couldn't enlist anybody. Well, I should say couldn't enlist anybody had uh more difficulty enlisting people from Michigan than they had anywhere else in the States because the people in Michigan 29:25 the men in Michigan couldn't button their top button of their uniform because they all had coiters because they were inland and they used to be all had coiters. I not all but a significant portion of them had coiters and so there was they were like why are there so many people from Michigan that we can't that are medically unfit to serve because they can't button their top button and so they start. That's how was decided if you're medically unfit. Well, it was a it was there's 29:52 other. It's not just you have this. There's other conditions you have when you have goators, but that's that's what made them realize they're like you can't button that button. What's wrong with you? And they're like, well, don't you see this thing on my neck? I have glitters. Gotcha. Okay. And so then doctor started to research this and that's what made them say, well, if we can add it to the salt, then we can distribute it more into the population. So in the twenties, this became a really big thing. More and actually resisted it pretty heavily because what most national salt companies did is they said, well, just put it in our Michigan. 30:22 salt, our salt that goes to Michigan. And Morton was such a big company, they're like, it'd be too hard for us to manufacture specifically for Michigan, so we're not going to do it. But then when they saw the sales of iodized salt in Michigan, when the public started to understand the point of it, they're like, oh yeah, we're going to do that. And so we're going to do it nationwide. And so then salt became, iodized salt specifically, became seen as like this healthy thing like you need to have in your diet. And it became a very big deal. And what was really interesting is this is something we haven't discovered until 2013. But in 2013, we went back and we studied the data. 30:52 from the window between World War One and World War Two, where I saw it became the norm and we looked at the ah military. What is the exam called? Basically the the mental exam that they give the presidential fitness exam. No, it's the mental exam and so it's the it's the examination that they give the military when they enlist to just kind of see where they where they sit mentally ah and the I was trying to pull out the ink splotch test, but I can't think of it right now. 31:22 the inks inkblot test. Yeah, what's it called the right? Yeah, I don't. Yeah, you're on the right, right? I can hear your your close. You're so close. Reckoner close ret. What is it? Roar shock. Roar shock. Ah, yeah, I was so there. Yeah, I was a good joke. Let's pretend I got it. Okay, yeah, here we go. Yeah. So they had like the mental military. Oh yeah, yeah, like the 31:52 Oh shoot, what's the the ink plot test? What's it called? I'm right here with it. Oh no rock shock rock chock rock the rock chock test. that doesn't sound right rock. What is it? Google it real quick or shock dayhawk roar shock or shock a hawk. That's right roar shock. Golly man, I tried again. had the military metal 32:20 assessment does. yeah. 32:31 that I've done that in the previous episode and you fully fell for the first time. That was great, so now this military mental assessment test. What they saw is the average um the average scores ah compared from people who enlisted in World War One versus people who enlisted in World War Two was uh an order of magnitude higher in World War Two and what that attributes to 32:59 is about fifteen IQ points on average, and so there's a significant leap and I can IQ points. Can you do an episode of the gifted program low? Do you like at school? Yeah, there's every school have like the same gifted program. Is it the same thing? There was a national. Do you guys have a gift of program at your school? Yeah, were you in it? Yeah, yeah, we knew as soon as he sat up where he went. Yep gifted man over here. No, I know we had the vibes. Yeah, yeah. Do you think I was in it? 33:29 probably okay. Do Tim was in it? I we have a gift. don't remember what the what the qualification was other than being hot and they were like they took all the hot for like all right. You guys are gifted for sure. I don't know what the there. No, there's like there's like standards at least like you know and maybe it'd be interesting to see what Missouri standards were versus yeah. I genuinely don't know anything about it we didn't have that in private school like we had like you could take like 33:59 like once you got to high school like they had like college credit courses. Yeah, I know this wasn't that, but it was this was it was different. Well, we'll do an episode about it. Okay, I'll also learn about it. I guess I'll have to get the gift. Yeah, well, why don't you use this medical interest that you suddenly have to search out? Yeah. Hey, hey, if you like this episode next week, we're talking about shingles for some reason and we love for you to you know, but this is interesting because this using I 34:29 iodine and salt, they estimate over the course of the 20th century. What are you doing? I'm looking up this week sponsor. Hold on. I know that we have like a thing over the course of the 20th century. They estimate that iodine, iodizing salt attributed to across the entire population, a 180 million point increase in IQ worldwide because of all these people who were all of a sudden um ingesting more iodine in utero, which meant their brains were able to grow more. 34:59 wow, they were a fetus. That's crazy yeah, and so uh what is interesting is we found uh evidence that before this that most locations in the US and you're going to hate this most locations in the US that did not have access to iodine naturally in the soil. A lot of people still had plenty of iodine in their diet and the way that they had that we discovered was because of dairy and there was two reasons for this. um What 35:28 Again, I cannot overemphasize enough. You're going to hate this. okay, the the iodine link that we had was within cow feed. There was iodine trace amounts of iodine that was found. So cows had iodine in their system. But what was more prevalent was most dairy farmers used a very similar disinfectant called Eido force to clean their milking equipment. 35:58 and that would leave trace amounts of iodine left on all of that equipment and when they would milk cows, that cleaning solution would get into the milk and people would through milk and cheese and other dairy and just all the iodine that they needed from that, which is I love that. I actually think that's really great that the core rock star way out of that and in why would I hate that? I don't know. I just think it's gross. I I would hate you. You think that you think that I, a person who never crashes out, 36:28 would hate that cleaning solution got into our food supply system and then that was enough of the cleaning solution guy to our food supply that was able to you know. I why would I a person who never crashes out? Why would I hate it? I you know I'm I'm surprised. I don't know. I realize that we crashed out too much and then I remember the prisoners listening to this and it's like they don't give a crap about it. That's not the state of the dairy industry is not on their list of concerns. Yeah, you know yeah 36:57 so I've been trying to do this episode for them. Well, okay, great. Do you like that? Do you like that? Is that was that? Was that you're making me mad? You're sorry. I didn't think I would be received the way you received that. Okay, so keep going. So okay in two thousand five there was a big push to remove these kind of chemicals from our cleaning material, got you and what's very interesting is there is a noticeable 37:26 uh decline or noticeable increase drop, you notice will increase in iodine deficiencies across the states when we did that because a lot of people were still getting it primarily from their dairy. So at any point in life, this isn't just a like an iodine deficiency. Like if I stopped consuming iodine completely today, I would develop that. Yeah, so there's there's this isn't just a there's two impacts like when in utero, if your mother is iodine deficient, 37:56 then it reminds me of my I need to update my passport for you to row. I'm going to a music festival there, so if your mother is I deficient, you're going to have issues developing and so what about dignity? What indignant? He ate this bit so much and I hate that I just fell for it again. I that I felt okay, so you're going to have 38:21 you're going to have conditions, indivisible with liberty and justice for yeah. I've been indivisible before I was there with liberty and justice. My bow, you know them, you know liberty and justice for all for all. That's their last name for all for all their twins liberty and justice for all that's indivisible with liberty and justice for all this. 38:50 you hate that you're laughing at this. I also am not proud. Here's the thing about most of my content that I post online and stuff is like people are like oh, just stand up comedians used to like write brilliant stories and and call backs and these intricate things and now they just post these clips online and it's like yeah dude it. I'm not proud of the stuff works. That's what works though. Yeah, yeah, it's like yeah dude. I also wish that my intricate well thought out and well crafted stories were the things that went viral, but they're not 39:18 Go to a show, you'll see the roadcrafted stuff. That's what I'm saying. For real. Yeah. Online, you're going to see, I don't want to call it hacky, but it's just like, yeah, it's the first level joke. It's stuff that's like, oh, this would hit hard on Twitter. This would hit hard on... Because it doesn't take any context. just... I've got eight seconds and you're going to share this with your friend. Yeah. And it's like, yeah, I mean, I hate that. I hate that about the art as well. But you know, that's not why I'm doing Indivisible jokes. This is just funny to me. But it's like, yeah. Anyway. 39:48 So anything in utero, those deficiencies cannot be reversed. Like that is a developmental thing. Oh, gotcha. But once we can't just pump you full high down. Yeah. And I should say too, like as an adolescent, like if you have deficiencies, there's certain things in your adolescent development you're not going to able to reverse. Got it. But as an adult, a lot of these things can be reversed because they are conditions brought on by essentially an issue within your diet. OK. And so if you can supplement that. 40:16 and reverse some of those effects, technically. Some of those effects, like if they run on too long, they can create knock-on effects that you can't reverse. But some of them you can. uh Does that make sense? Yeah. Okay. So uh what is really interesting is over the last 20 years, not just because of the dairy, we have seen like a massive spike in iodine deficiency. Okay. 40:45 chase back to uh changes in diet. And so over the last 20 years, there has been a pretty large amount of chefs and consumers who have shifted their usage from I dies like table salt to kosher salts and sea salts. And honestly, like I was thinking about this when I was reading these, like, oh yeah, a little, yeah, I can't think of the last recipe I have found online. 41:14 that didn't call for kosher salt or sea salt. Like I don't remember last time it just said salt or iodized salt. ah It's just always been kosher and see so and honestly like we have both at home and I've only used kosher for a long time. There's also the last twenty years been a really big rise in plant based milks and so that not only the okay, not only you know what for a second I my brain was like milk based salt. I don't know why when you're like plant based milk 41:42 you said milk and my brain was like milk salt, but I trademark that yeah milk salt milk salt. That's gross. You like crystallize milk and his salt and then poured it on your steak that faces a fits getting all my new trees. 42:07 Hey, thanks for listening to this episode of things I learned last night. If you like the show, you want to support us, we've got merchandise that you can get and it's good stylish stuff that I made. put a lot of work into this stuff, so it's great to find other tilling fans in the wild and be like, wait a minute. I know that shirt. And so yeah, we would love for you to do that. You can pop over to shop.tillin.com or the QR code or there's a link in the description. There's plenty of ways to find it. We promise we made it super easy. So thanks for supporting the show and thanks for listening. 42:38 here's what I hate. I cannot stand whenever someone's like here's my new high protein dessert and I'm like is it cottage cheese and they're like all you got to do is you need to combine chocolate chips. I'm like it's cottage cheese and they're like and then you got to get your blender. I'm like here comes the cottage cheese and then put one top of cottage cheese. Gosh, I'm not making cottage cheesecake. 43:04 cottage cheese. I'm not doing it. It's so gross. 43:10 I need to make that. I need to do some videos where I just react to those rise. Go is it cottage cheese is it cottage cheese your car? That's part is cheese and that is a kind of hacky that will work on social media. Don't ever call it. Don't point me and go kind of hacky. Hey, kind of hacky, kind of acky. Wow, I can say that that's our word. Sorry. Oh sorry as a is that a thing? Okay, sorry as a 43:40 Comedian diagnosed diagnosed. 43:46 my doctor says I have comedy. uh My doctor says I have the gift of gap. I don't know it's a plant based milks. Obviously, like we shifted from having iodine, but okay, but cows still get iodine through their diet, and so you still do get some through. the I don't get the I mean I get it for lactose intolerant people, but I don't drink it as like 44:12 if I'm just going to try to whole milk. I honestly haven't drank just a glass of milk in forever. You shouldn't that's that's murderers do that a lot of our podcast list. If I cook with milk, I'm using skim milk, ah but for coffee, I use milk alternatives because I do think milk like even skim milk is too strong. That's all I can taste. I don't taste the coffee and so I usually use oat milk too strong. 44:37 oh yeah. I hate whenever I over skin milk is too strong for me. That's the dumbest thing you ever said. I just don't like the I can't taste the coffee. This yeah dude, whole milk is too spicy for me and so so we've pulled back on plant based milks, process foods also I and I salt 45:03 um so do you think that we're trying to solve all these other problems and we're creating one that's to sneak up on us? Well, kind of because the because process foods though is a little different because process foods are doing it because like it affects color and they think it affects flavor, but a lot of blind taste tests have said no yeah and then there's also been a lot of salt reduction initiatives because like there's public health. I hear like the getting too much so and not enough rider colored foods like when I work at subway. 45:29 Yeah, it's like yeah, do those tomatoes are pretty bright red. The banana peppers are very bright yellow. The jalapenos are bright green, yeah, but it'll be honest. They look more appetizing to eat. Yeah, they do. Yeah, because when you take that stuff out doesn't really affect the it doesn't affect it at all. They just tell you it does. They're like oh, and the guy who says it sounds like this and so it's like don't. Why are we trusted and so yeah, but it looks gross. Yeah, 45:58 anyway, and so what's really interesting is over last few decades. We actually have the data from pregnancies because we collect this data. All these people, by the way, who do this stuff will fully eat like sour gummy worms or like oh yeah, oh, I don't want any any trace of that stuff in these in the vegetables and you're just like 46:19 people. They're just like easy. Yeah, but when you go out, you have you have cocktails that have more poison in them than this does. It just it's inconsistent. It's stupid. It's just it's all anyway, whatever, whatever we have the data because we collect iodine. I used to eat family size bags of Doritos. Do think I care about a little bit of coloring in my banana peppers? No, I used to sit down in one sitting and have a family size bag of Doritos which 46:49 is awesome and honestly I was I was happier that maybe that's what the problem that the problem is. I was happier. Oh shoot dude, I should be eating a dire fan. I should fat again dude. I was so much happier back then. I didn't think about anything. I never worried about working out. I didn't worry about what I was eating. I didn't care about how like the world was doing. I didn't follow the news. All it was was just food. I was fat and happy 47:18 Oh no, right. That could be a fast forward to a year from now clip this. So I next year when I'm just sitting over here like 47:30 honestly, and then I'm over here like I didn't work. I still sucks. Everything's still bad. I hate this honestly would be great for another special to like just come into that bit and call it fat happy fat and happy where I just gained a hundred pounds and then I was like yeah. No dude, it's so hard like losing weight is so difficult yeah that it's like I'm so terrified if I if I ran it back. Have you seen you? 47:56 you watched always sunny right yeah yeah yeah where he does it he gets fat man yeah, but like they and this is the thing do they can pay for it and that's you know, because he talked about that in interview where he's like people like oh, how did you get shredded? He's like well, you got to be able to pay someone to make the meals for you and pay a trainer to come to us like it's and here you know what okay not to crash out on comedy stuff again, but I I found out a comedian that I follow who is funny. I'm not trying to take away from their art right yeah. They are funny, but I found out their dad's the CEO of the company that owns Grand Theft Auto 48:25 and I was just like, Oh, so it's like if this doesn't work out for me, yeah, then I have to go get a normal job and like live with the pain of like, yeah, my dream didn't work out and now I actually have a bunch of debt because of it. Yeah, yeah. And if it doesn't work out for that guy, he's fine. Yeah, nothing happens and it's like art and honestly, even if it works out for that guy, also nothing really happens. 48:53 what I'm saying is is that and people, oh, you're just jealous because they have financial security. Yep, yeah, 100 % like I'm I'm not. I'm not. I'm I'm trying not to be bitter about it. I'm not like saying it's their fault. I don't fault them for that. I'm not saying we should strip them of their financial security. I'm saying yeah, if of course, if I had a financial security, I think my jokes would be a lot better because I could think about stuff that wasn't, my gosh, you know, making sure that all the stuff's time on survival. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 49:22 Yeah, which is a real, which is a genuine thing and a genuine thing about human history is like when the the society at large had the most amount of population. He was financially and like physically secure in terms of like the majority of their base needs were taken care of. Yeah, the society advanced way further. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 49:48 Oh, what was it talking about? I saw this recently talking about the the Rorschach test. Oh, it was the podcast you sent me. He talked about the arts and he said that's the biggest signal that a society is failing is when the arts begin to fail right because that is when there was a really good interview. Chris Gethard's been out here doing some interviews circuits kind of thing about the DIY stuff because I just filmed my comedy special and I paid more for my comedy special than I did for my wedding. Yeah, and that's a thing that like and that's what I mean is that if I had the financial security, I could take bigger risks. 50:17 I had to do this on kind of like a pretty tight budget and it's good. It's going to be great. I'm excited for it. But if it doesn't make that money back, I'm just out that money. that's like, and that's something that you feel like financially. That's something that's like, I will feel the pain of that. And so that did put a lot more. And this is what I mean is that during the filming of it, 50:44 the pressure of filming this special to a level of performing and then editing and doing this special in a way that will make money made the product worse. think yeah yeah because you're like trying to it's that uh the you're trying too hard to look like you're not trying that hard. It's a whole thing of like you play. It's like whenever if you're an athlete and the college scout shows up and then you're playing good, you're playing well like you're not playing. You're not flopping yeah 51:12 But you know that you have played better. Yeah, yeah. And you know, like, it's in your head. You're in your head. That's what I mean. So anyway, that's... I'm really not trying to cry. I'm just trying to... That is like the state of what this is, is there used to be other paths for me to have an income alongside what I'm doing. But now all the paths are 40 hour a week jobs. Like, there's no good part time job that I could get that's flexible enough to be doing what I'm doing as well. And a lot of the reliable income paths. 51:42 can just be overnight. Oh, I mean, oh, I know dude. I got demonetized on tick tock. Yeah, I was making. I was making some decent money from tick tock and I don't know where they were just like it's unoriginal content because they flagged the podcast podcast clips. Yeah as me taking from YouTube. Yeah, and I appealed it and I was like, hey, this is my podcast. I'm the person in the clips. Yeah, this is see, see me. That's me and they rejected the appeal, so I'm not. I'm not able to monetize again and for another month and I go like how insane okay yeah. 52:09 like and that's what I'm saying is anyway. I'm not trying to cry. I really am grateful. This is my job. I'm not trying to complain, but that's also what I hate to when people are just like when I go. Well, we should figure out some better systems for artists to live like this and they go okay. Well, then just quit complaining and get a real job. Okay, delete your music playlist on Spotify. Never watch a movie again, never watch a TV show, don't watch a comedy special. Turn this podcast off, close your eyes, don't open them ever again. What are you talking about? Yeah, you know, like 52:38 Yeah, what are you talking about? Never go to a concert? Yeah, never. If you don't, if you don't think that this should be a real job, then don't go. Yeah, 52:47 I agree with you. I agree with you wholeheartedly anyway. Anyways, you want to talk about iodine? Yeah, how does iodine fix all that? Well, actually kind of hot in here, dude. Did they turn the AC off? It's possible if we have new neighbors and they like it hot. Yeah, and I and I'm going to tell them today, be like, put a hoodie on. uh So we have the data because during pregnancy, that's something we track is iodine levels because it's important. 53:14 And in 1971, the average iodine level for a pregnant woman was 327 micrograms a liter. Now, it's 144 micrograms a liter. So it's about cut in half. And we can see that in IQs across the country. It is a noticeable dip in IQs and theoretically, as we watch kids who were born after the year 2000 grow up, 53:42 I think there's a higher chance that we're going to start to see these effects with thyroid ah disease and deficiencies and potentially even goiters come back um really because our diets have almost completely removed these. um People are not eating I die soft. So all this to say and I do need to be very clear. There are some snake oil salesman online that are selling like supplements like you don't need supplements. Yeah. You can just get I die. So I just use I die. So when you cook there's been lots of taste tests that say that it's not noticeable. 54:12 some chefs will tell you you can tell they're wrong. It's not noticeable. Yeah, maybe a chef can tell maybe someone who's like an expert and they do it. They're around this all the time. They can't. There's pretending, but you're not going to be able to tell just cook with I saw you don't need to like go check it like just get enough like just eat whenever you use salt, use I saw and you're going to have enough and you're going to be fine and you're going to be smarter. Your kids are going to be smarter for it and you're not going to fall apart. I can't believe that's what the topic you chose. That's pretty wild. 54:40 when you're cooking, I guess here's who cooks anymore. By the way, here's what's I here's what's interesting. Here's what he does not in the US. Yes, I do you say I actually picture of your tonight putting a lean cuisine in the microwave is not cooking to be clear. Tonight, you eat lean cuisines tonight. I'm making sell people you eat link cuisines. I actually haven't a link when things in a while and I should eat link and scenes again. No, because I am eating pretty bad. Here's the thing. Here's the thing. I are not 55:08 good. Okay, no, no, no, I hate. I hold on. We didn't do our sponsor calorie. Oh, okay, yeah, we can do a response. I think and then I want to come back and close it with one more thought, but we can do our sponsor. What's our sponsor? Well, our sponsor this week was link was in until I hold it after that bit. So that's what they heard us record. All right, this week sponsor is this nineteen eighty six Ford f one fifty listed on Facebook Marketplace. It's currently thirty five hundred dollars. It is a 55:34 a four point nine liter six cylinder engine, four speed manual transmission. So that's kind of like a good thing to know. They replaced the brakes, the rotors, the master cylinder two years ago and this truck has not been driven much in the last several years. It's definitely like a vintage looking, you know, on you know, I could, oh that red leather interior. I will send all this to to Robert thirty five hundred dollars. How many miles? That's I was trying to find out a hundred and thirty seven 56:03 hey, that's pretty high, but workable. There was a guy who was on Conan O'Brien ah years ago because he got his uh engine over a million miles and I mean he meticulously maintained that thing, but he did so crazy right. Just work on it. It'll keep going and that's why every day I put I salt in my gas tank. 56:24 just to make sure that everything is going. Don't put sea salt in there. Yeah, that's not right. Don't put culture salt in there. It doesn't like that. Yeah. Yeah. Where's the thing? The this problem is confined pretty heavily to the US, a couple other Western nations, but pretty heavily to the US because most Western nations, when this whole all this stuff was discovered and we started iodizing salt, the process was like moved into law that all these nations have to iodize their salt when the United States 56:52 They just have to have this label underneath that that says this salt supplies iodide, a necessary nutrient where an kosher salt or sea salt says it does not. It just has to have a note that says this doesn't provide it. It doesn't have to. OK, I just have to tell you it has it or it doesn't have it. um And so the United States, people get the choice. um And because of that choice, we're all dumber. 57:20 I don't okay, so the next time you're cooking you open the freezer, you pull out the link was in box, put them at you peel back the you peel or do you puncture it depends on the okay, so you give it a little puncture with a fork. You put it in there beep beep beep put on some music, wait for your link with light a candle. 57:44 No, oh, relaxing music like a fiddle off. Okay. 57:51 Oh, like, okay. Let me try it again. 57:56 Roar shock! 58:01 maybe the next episode will be better. Hey, speaking of the next episode, you can watch it right now on patreon. We have next week. That was unavailable for the people who support us. It helps grow the show and also I could not even think of an episode to suggest for this old guy. I might not even suggest for a long time about this. How about Kellogg go look up Joseph Harvey Kellogg? That's because he thought that the gut was the central part of the whole life, and so he thought that your diet was very important. 58:30 Yeah, and then I was whatever shared the episode. You're not here. You've already exited out of it. Whatever dude. Thanks for listening to the show. We'll see you next week.


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These Old Men Robbed a Bank | Bad Grandpas

04-28-26

Episode Transcription

00:00 man. What's up? Happy to be here. Good. I good. All right, well now I'm a little less. I'm going to start this episode a little different today. I'm not going to ask you if you've ever heard of what this is about. Sure, I think it was going to give it away. I'd rather you be surprised. ah I love that as well, so there's this. There's nothing. There's nothing I love more. 00:24 See you on for your birthday. 00:28 I don't think my wife hurt me, but I saw her think about it. It was hard for me to say with all the fourth of July in my mouth speaking of trauma. Let me tell you about my gas. 00:42 I hope your mom Rob a things I learned last night 00:55 my wife found this out. She tried to surprise me a lot for my thirtieth couple years ago. You know a long time ago. 01:03 we're well into our thirties. Now I did think you were one of my friends the other day, but you're like so old. I like dang he got so that sucks. You see that somebody messaged me on it. I posted a selfie of like hey, I'm filling my kind of special this week and someone messaged me and it's like oh, I thought this was my friend Michael and thought dang he got old, but then I realized it was you and I was like you guys don't have to face everything that comes to your head. You know, I read messages yeah 01:32 That's so funny. No, I think he got old. Wow, look how old this guy is old. No, so I yeah, so on my thirtieth, I'm the planner in our relationship. Yeah, and so my wife obviously for my thirtieth birthday didn't want me to make the plan. She wanted to surprise me with a lot of stuff, but then she she surprised me with us riding bikes around Santa Barbara all day, which was great. 01:55 but I did not know to pack shorts or a shirt to wear for bike riding like biking and jeans. That's and that's where it's like that kind of stuff is like you know we learned some lessons in our relationship yeah during that trip. It was great. It was fun. I'm not saying that at all. It was a great time. I know I know I just like she learned that there's like yeah there's a there's a line of like I can plan all the stuff, but there's some things that don't have to be a complete and total surprise. Yeah, you can yeah yeah yeah for sure. 02:24 so cool. Well, this is going to be a complete and total surprise great. Well, not really because I'm going to you if I wearing the wrong pants for this, I'm going to so mad for this. I'm telling you right now. I'm looking at your pants. They are the wrong. Yeah, honestly, that should be an out of context intro for I'm looking at your pants anyways. 02:47 uh we let Alex decide which out of context was yeah. Why don't you do your job? Okay, so all right. How about you tell the story? I'll do the funny little bit and Alex will sit over there making judgmental faces the whole time. Yes, sir, and all those people on the other side of the wall will be grieving the loss of their friend. 03:05 is re definitely a we really don't know how to handle this. We've never had. We've never been here ever shot an episode. I feel really bad about it. I feel really bad about it. We're recording this podcast next to a funeral and I don't know how to you know, so we're going to be trying to be very respectful today and quiet. It's not going to happen. We're going to try well. Yeah, anyway, yeah, there's a funeral over there. There's a divorce over here. Yeah, it just doesn't get any better than this. We're just in that's and you know what 03:34 That's what we hope our podcast is for you. Put some inspiration shining light in the dark. We're just the world is terrible. There's divorce on this side. There's death on this side and in the middle of all this stuff, you got a comedy podcast where we never crash out. That's our guarantee. We never crash out. That's our guarantee. 03:58 I did I dive by a bit. Listen, there was a phase there where our episodes included a lot of crash outs But I want I want you to know we're trying for me personally. I'm not trying not to I'm telling you right now. I have given up I've done this new thing where I don't care anymore and it's really helping me not crash it because I would be crowd every day I'd be like, oh my gosh, and I'd be like, well, we should do this different now that was solved this wrong We should do this there and you know what I just started doing. I don't care anymore 04:27 it's really it's you know it's privilege. Yeah, you did send that to me. I sent you a screenshot. We got an email for I think an advertising opportunity. Yeah, they want us to promote their five g conference or whatever. No, it was. It was a Christian cell phone network. The network is a Christian network. Oh okay, what what does it even mean? Yeah anyways, and so I got annoyed and he was like I don't care anymore for real though for real though. 04:55 I really, as far as like some of this weird stuff that Christians do lately, I don't care anymore. I just go like, no, that's weird. Yeah, you're being weird. And I'm not, I view it. I've said this before. I view some of the extremes of American Christianity is a completely different religion than anything I follow or believe in. So I, you know, it'd be like if you sent me a thing where you're just like, look what these Mormons are doing. All right, they're Mormons. I don't care. Like, cool. Good for you. I believe something completely different than that. 05:25 yeah, and so it's like what you do isn't affecting. It doesn't affect me. It's not like I'm like I have. I'm to the point now where I'm not even afraid of being associated with you because it's like yeah, we're different yeah. You know interesting, so hey yeah, make a phone network. I'm not as like I'm emotionally mature as him. I'm still very yeah about your when you get through it when you turn thirty two. You got a couple weeks left till your birthday when you reach the wise age. 05:55 that I'm at. Yeah, you know, what do you want for your birthday? I don't know time back. 06:04 I would love my skin from my twenties. I would love all those moments that I regret another chance, you know, so I was talking about this thing we're talking about today sound like the people on this out wall speaking of that we got to keep on but do you do bring the therapist up again later because I got to talk about something about her sure sure so so you saw my therapist sure yeah love that. 06:35 you know your therapist talks about you that way to I bring Tim up later. I tell you something about him, so there's this place in London called Hatten garden and garden is this little district. You can kind of think of it. It's it's it's an interesting district. It's not like upscale shops. I was going to compare it to like the plaza. It's kind of like the Branson land. 07:02 No, I can't really think of what to compare it to because it's not like upscale shops. It's not upscale shops. But there is like there is just like a conglomerate. It's almost like Silicon Valley for jewelers. And so there's a bunch of people who make jewelry and they are like jewel dealers, but they're not jewelry stores. Does that make sense? OK, it's like the upper end of the supply chain. And it's this district that's been around for a long time. 07:28 in in the seventies, there used to be a ton of like armed robberies of these locations, but throughout the eighties, security got a lot better. A lot of those robbers. Are these like cut jewels or is this the people you would buy like an uncut diamond from so you could cut it both? Okay, so they have gold, they have silver, they have jewels and they're clear both. Yes, that that's that means each of the things you just said got it. Call it B O T H K 07:54 and the O is spelled like O L the L is always pronounced O L your washer clothes both these first of all, no worse is wrong. It's wash, but both is how you say okay both yep. Gosh, I want to throw up when I say like that uh anyways, both of those um so this district. There's a lot of people who have take my diamond guy. I got a diamond guy yeah and that's something you'll get when you're rich and uh 08:23 like me. I like I'm going to sit with my what is the manosphere? The man's here. So I got a diamond guy now. No, but when I went to buy the engagement ring, yeah, my wife has an uncut diamond. It's very unique ring. No one else has anything like it. No, but I was, you know, he was like, I'm going to this conference where I can buy. He goes, he looks kind of hard to get an uncut diamond. Yeah, he was, but I'm going to be this conference where they have them. 08:52 yeah. I was like my sounds sketchy, but all right yeah. It's like by to McDonald's. It's not even not a conference. Oh yeah, it was a uncut diamond and reptile conference. Just freaking it's not in a building. It's the parking lot. I've told that on here before about the the BMX team that my manager also represents. I mentioned yeah, we were at the very cool 09:17 It is very cool, but we were at the thing and one of the guys just went next door to a reptile conference and bought a little alligator and then I went to the management table at this conference and there was a little alligator in a tub there and I was like who did this and she's like Cody and I said don't even know who but that makes sense. don't know. Cody, but that sounds like a Cody thing to do Cody thing and also that BMX team is like five guys yeah who rode down in a van to that conference together. Yeah, 09:46 and so they had to drive back in the van with an hour. Yeah annoyed. I would be I like imagine that we were on tour back in the day. We have our little Ford Econoline and then you just bought an alligator. Is this like a full size Gator or a baby Gator, baby Gator and still yeah you got a Gator in the Gator in the van and you like you go to the gas station get some snag show. Hey, will you watch my Gator? I guess I do like that. I should have done it had it yeah. 10:16 I think very weird. It's a good thing we didn't have money on tour, because I would have bought a lot of useless stuff. My gosh being poor saved us from so many bad decisions. It's crazy dude. There's so much stuff that I would have done if I could have afforded to do it. Oh and there was a lot of stuff we did do that we couldn't afford right right. I get married and couldn't afford that paid for it on credit card. 10:37 so and a comedy special maxed out a Costco credit card for that. So please watch that when it comes out. I'm not looking at the cameras. I'm looking into the void. 10:50 no no, I promised I wasn't gonna crack that! He promised! He promised he would- 11:01 Just leave in the comments below, just say you promised in all caps. You promised. You promised. So in the middle of this district is the Hatton Garden Bank. And the Hatton Garden Bank is significant because at this bank they have safe deposit boxes. Yeah. And a lot of these jewelers. What's the 88, 90 thing? That's the address. Okay. 11:30 A lot of the jewelers in the area, take their jewels and gems and gold and they store in these safe deposit boxes. They use that. My jewels and my gems and my gold. And money. And they leave it in the safe deposit box. Right, of course. What are you supposed to use a safe deposit box for? Yeah. And so. Is this a heist? So. Nice. So on. 11:53 uh yeah. Oh yeah, I love a heist. Okay, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, So on April 2nd, 2015, oh, pretty recent. Okay, I like that. April 2nd, 2015, the staff locks up the depository and they lock it up uh knowing they're going into Easter weekend. So it's Thursday night. They lock it up at nine p.m. and you do have to something different for that bunny doesn't come take these jewels. Watch over the book and so they lock it up. 12:21 and they leave. They go home. Was this a viral video when I was an eighth grader? Was this just a video that my friends and I found? Do you know I'm talking about the difference described or like you? Yeah, I know what you're saying. Yeah, yeah, we all had a video that we watched a billion times when we were like middle school, but I don't know if it was viral or if we just did that up and you told someone about it and you're like, oh, let me pull it up and you pull it up. It's fifteen thousand views. You're like oh, that's what I'm saying yeah, okay, but there was a video of a of a rabbit, a person in a rabbit costume, just beating people up 12:51 Do you remember this video? This sounds vague. Where I was like, what is the Easter bunny do the rest of the year? It just beats people and literally like just I mean, are people yes like drop like a person on a bike and it would be like music where it's like this for music. 13:09 a person on a bike and then he's like yeah, the bunny drop kicks the person on the bike. I've or like they're like the elevator door. Is this a commercial elevator is open? No, this is just a YouTube video. This was YouTube before we got on it. You know we ruined this stuff to podcasters and content creators ruined the in it used to be good. 13:28 the best. It was a shot of an elevator opening empty elevator guy gets in right as the door is closing. The bunny is in the elevator and it blitter rates. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you see him for this video familiar. Yes, this sounds familiar. I think you're waking up a memory in me yeah. Wake me up, wake it up. It's I remember, okay, so they're going into the Easter weekend. You know that song was written by a colt. What I don't know that, but I thought I threw it out there. 13:58 I'd say that and see if it sticks. 14:03 I thought I try to start a river and so shortly after the building is locked up uh this group of masked individuals. Well, what I should say they a group of individuals approach the building wearing high visibility vest dress like workers and they the best way to rob places. One of them opens up the door, goes the alarm and disables the alarm and they go into the building. They go, they pry their way into the elevator 14:30 and they rappel down the elevator. It's a whole group of them. I think there's seven of them. I think six go inside, one's in a lookout car outside. um They rappel down the elevator and they bring heavy equipment. Which is cool. Very cool. Very sick. They rappel down the elevator, go out the elevator. This is not why the elevator was turned off. No, they turned it off. They disabled it. Okay. They disabled it so they could rappel down it. 14:57 but that's what I'm That's what I'm saying is like that was a part of the plan. This was like okay, we're going to repel down the elevator shaft and they're like we why because it's because it's like so sick like oh you are going to take the elevator. They don't know which floor we went to. I think the reason for it is because they went down the elevator and like the elevator at the bottom of the shaft. There was like a service hallway and so they need to get to the service hallway, not to the main 15:26 area that the doors were going to open up to okay. I think I don't know for sure, but I think that's what happened. They get down there. They go. They find the wall that's on the other side of the safe and they set up this diamond drill and they propelled down the elevator shaft with this thing. Yeah and this thing looks like it weighs a lot for those listening. It's a very big piece of machinery. Yeah, so this this drill is is a heavy heavy drill and the way it's it's 15:56 built is your picture in a handheld thing. That's not what you should be picturing. Yeah, no, this is like a have to bolt it into the wall right for it so it can be stable and then it's got a giant what looks like a silencer. I don't know. It looks like it. You know what it looks like is like a thing picture like a civil war cannon. Yeah, is the size of this thing. Yeah, it's here right and then that's what is you turn that and I drill some of the wall. Yeah, and there's a hose attached to it because it needs water. A continuous flow water to cool it right and it's got a diamond tip drill 16:26 And what they did is they drilled this series of three holes through the wall ah into the safe. And this is a 20 inch thick concrete wall. this took hours. is crazy. Here's the thing though. ah They got through this wall and when they got through the wall, something unexpected happened. There was a giant bunny rabbit inside. He was waiting for them and he dove through the hole, drop kicked them. 16:54 beat the tar out of all of them vigilante justice. I like the idea that it's it's Phoenix Jones and the Easter Bunny. You know and he's wearing a bunny costume, but the sleeves are ripped off. She's sick sick and he's jacked. Obviously obvious bring Easter Bunny hot and so meanwhile they're inside here drilling the hole through this wall. 17:23 and takes hours. You said hours unbeknownst and they started at what time they break in. They're broken shortly after they locked up okay, so yeah nine thirty ten p.m. uh and why is the depository open that late? I'm thinking it'd be five six o'clock. No, they close at nine nineteen. I don't know why it was open that way. They close it. Well, they locked up at nine nineteen, so maybe they closed earlier and security was still there and then at nine nineteen they locked up for the long weekend. Okay and at 17:50 1221 AM an alarm. This is unsecured at night. Well, at 1221 a they broke in and someone disabled the alarm. One of the people I know it's like not patrolled by somebody is what I mean. No, no, it's not that's weird. So at 1221 AM an alarm is triggered. Okay, Scotland yard is notified when the alarm goes off yeah and they call the security company that manages the store and security says we're we'll go check it out. So security sends one of their officers to go there and 18:20 Here's a little bit of backstory about the security system. They have a very sensitive security system and false alarms happen all the time. Right. Literally a week before this, a false alarm happened because a bug, a literal bug flew and landed on one of the sensors and set off the alarm. And so these are very common. He shows up. It's the night before Good Friday, the middle of the night. ah I guess technically now it is Good Friday. And he rolls up, he checks the doors, the doors are locked, peers through the windows, doesn't see anything. And he just says, it's a false alarm. 18:49 And he goes home. Yeah. But here's the thing. Here's the thing, too. I should say, too. They do have a policy as well that security guards aren't permitted when there is an alarm to go in alone. And so he shows up alone and he's like, I don't see anything. I don't think it's a big deal. I think it's a false alarm. I'm just going to head home. I'm not supposed to go inside and look in there. Right. I'm just going to it looks fine. Nothing's broken. Everything's OK. Locked up still. So they lock the doors behind them. So he goes home and. 19:18 Meanwhile, they're drilling through they get all the way through. They get through this wall and they have a problem. can't hear the drill. I guess no, I guess not. Yeah, it's underground. I don't know man, so the other night it's like the the night before my wife's birthday party and the birthday party is a big big task. So we're up kind of like yeah preparing last details for this party. Our neighbor is 19:45 doing a project where they are sanding down the drywall in their bathroom, which is a shared wall with our apartment. And then our other neighbor has rented an industrial carpet cleaning vacuum. And so my wife is on the floor. We're not arguing, but we're definitely like, it's time for bed. know? Where I'm like, we're sitting here going like, hey, let's finish this tomorrow. And she's like, no, no, no, no, we're going to do this tonight. And she's getting a little antsy about the party. And so we're arguing a little bit. And then you just hear, 20:14 And then on this wall. 20:17 And it was just we both just sat there like, oh yeah, we almost almost fought each other physically like that bunny. I saw her. I you know, I don't think my wife's going to hurt me when I saw her grab the knife. I saw a little tighter. I saw her. I saw her. I saw her think about it. I don't think my wife's gonna hurt me, but I saw her think about it. That's a good put that in the intro. I like, know, 20:45 I think you should put that in the intro. I'll decide which quotes go in there. I hate that I hate that. hate that. Oh man, so they draw all the way through this wall. uh 21:05 Hey, thanks for listening to this episode of things. I learned last night. If you like this show, we would love to see in our Patreon. It's a great way to financially support the show. We don't make money from this. It just helps us to pay the people who do make money from this. Like Alex and Robert, her editor, and maybe one day, one day me and Tim, maybe one day, but only if you join, only if you join, we can't wait. We can't get paid until you pay. Can't feed Tim's kid until you join. He's so 21:34 of an angel. 21:46 genuinely bothered by that. It's crazy. They draw the way through this wall. Yeah, there is so what's I was expected well on the other side of the wall. What they didn't bargain for was the safe deposit box being up against the one is bolted to the floor and it's bolted to the ceiling and so now you go drill through the safety deposit box. Well, the drill can't it's metal. The drill is not drilling breaking through the safety deposit box. Luckily, they thought that there was probably going to be some problems, so they brought a hydraulic battering 22:15 And so they take this hydraulic battering ram to try to batter ram this thing over. And it is so secure that it breaks the battering ram. so tension starts to rise similar to the situation you're talking about. There's dust all over the place from the drill. It's late into the, we're talking early hours in the morning at this point. Um, and so they decide we need to pack up. We're not going to get this done tonight. We're going to have to come back another night to try to finish this job. And so they leave. 22:44 They go through all of Good Friday, kind of reconvening, figuring out what they're going to do. Two people who are part of the party were like, I don't think this is going to work anymore. We're out. And then the rest of them come back Saturday evening. We're still in the middle of this long weekend. No one's been around. Oh yeah. So they come back Saturday evening. Same plan. Go right through the front door. Their alarm specialist shuts off the alarm. They go through the elevator, rappel down the elevator, and they bring a different set of tools that is capable of knocking this thing over. They knock this thing over. 23:13 They crawl through the holes. This is a obviously a recreation after the fact. They crawl through the hole that they dug and they ran sack the safe deposit box and this is the next morning where they broke into. Let me get the number right. That's crazy. Yeah, they broke into a couple hundred of these safe deposit boxes. I don't know exactly how many, but they broke into a couple hundred of these safe deposit boxes and they made off with about 14 23:43 million pounds worth of cash gold, diamond, silver, so about two million dollars. I don't know what fourteen million. I mean, it's probably close to fourteen million. No, it's not. The ratio is really bad. The United States is the best. I've been told I as about eighteen million dollars. Oh, okay. Yeah, so better actually 24:08 Well, think that I guess, yeah, my bad. I would have gone the other way. And so the on Monday or on Tuesday after the long weekend, they come back in and this is the scene that they find all the stuff's gone. Yeah, they have no idea what they check the CCTV. All the cameras have been wiped out. Everything's gone. The police come in. They try to start getting DNA. They discover that these these criminals had bleached the entire crime scene. Oh, my gosh. So it's completely clean. 24:38 There's nothing here to like show any any residue of them, and so that day the chief of police comes out on the news and he says we think these are very sophisticated uh career criminals um who perhaps were hired by like some large conglomerate sure pull off this job a composite, uh and so they begin this this man hunt to try to track down. It's crazy uh who was responsible for this event uh and 25:07 Over the course of 24 hours, they start to kind of piece together the story a little bit better. And what ends, what they end up being able to trace through a lot of other data that they were able to capture outside of this initial crime scene is that this was done by a group of criminals that, well, have you ever heard of the bad grandpas? No. 25:36 What? No way. This is a group of sixty and seventy year old plus criminals who broke into this this uh bank and pulled off this heist and it was nearly the perfect crime. They almost got away with it. Oh my gosh. Okay, I love all these guys. Wow. uh 26:05 these guys, these guys rappelled down. I mean this is decades of experience though. You know I'm saying this is oh yeah, these guys rappelled down that look at the okay. That is this the main guy? Is that why he's on the left? Okay, he's like the leader. Yeah, look at the guy. They call the governor, not top middle, but top left. Yeah, that guy is going to do it again. You know, saying like he's he's got his mug shot where he's just like he's like. I don't feel bad. I don't sorry at all. The only one that sorry is the one right below him. 26:36 that guy's sorry that guy's like mm. We give him a car shoved on this and then there the young gun on top the young gun yeah yeah yeah the goatee and he has any oh yeah you got to you got to go to you think you're better than or you know so and your eyes are too close together though. That's why you got to have the goatee make it seem even out your eyes both your eyes. So here's the thing this guy in the left is a guy by the name of Brian Reeder 27:05 and Brian is the mastermind of this whole event. Yeah, dude. And he looks cool. And here's the thing. This isn't the first ice. Brian's of course not. Obviously not. These are all career criminals. Yeah, obviously. He was actually known uh as uh he did a very similar crime to another Hatton uh Garden Bank in 1971. 27:32 and in nineteen seventy one he spearhead so like forty years earlier. Yes, he spearheaded this plan that he came up with by reading a short story called the Red Headed League, which okay, pull this up the Red Headed League, and this was a short story written by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. It's a Sherlock Holmes like extended universe story short sure 28:00 and in the short story, I know who Sir Doyle is okay, so in the short story, you don't got a man, Spleen Sherlock Holmes to me in the short story. Sherlock Holmes is trying to solve a crime just so we're clear. I'm Watson. I love the authority of uh a kid who's like let's play 28:25 I'm Robin, I'm Robin, no, I'm Rob, okay, okay, but you could be Robin, I guess, uh so in the story, I'm Ron Weasley, you be Harry Potter Harry fine. Okay, I wanted to be I'm Hermione. 28:49 Oh, I don't be weird about it. Don't be weird about it, Bro. I'm a miney. Okay. Bro, we're 21 hours. Stop playing every time. playing. Okay. 29:06 twenty one's not too old to play Harry Potter. Okay, thirty two is no people judge you if you play. So in the red, Sherlock Holmes is solving a crime. That's why I love the red fair because no one judges you like holes is trying to stop a crime in the red. Oh he like actually that yeah okay, so in this in this story, what criminal dies 29:35 is the criminal has a basement and from that basement he drills through the war basement and tunnels like your same neighborhood. Yes, yes, exactly the same searching for treasure and so he says. What if we could do this and so in nine? Seventy one get rich by the way we are going to build like a cul de sac where all of our homes are connected yeah yeah through like a dirty ton. You know like one of those that like that like looks like a mine. You know oh yeah 30:05 gritty. So in 1971 he plans the burglary of the Lloyds Bank and specifically picks a branch at 185 Baker Street because this this branch was a block from the fictional homeless Sherlock course and so he's such a big fan. I like that. I like he this bank and 30:28 They threw some other connection, obviously, I'm the name connected to this, but through another connection, they rent two doors down a leather goods shop. And in the basement of that leather goods shop, they dig a tunnel underneath the neighboring restaurant, all the way underneath the neighboring restaurant and up into the safe of this bank. And they planned this whole elaborate thing. They had one of them that went to check in on a safe deposit and he brought his umbrella. 30:58 And using the umbrella in his arm, he measured the whole like just like he was like kind of like dancing around the safe deposit box while the guy was locking, unlocking everything for us. He measured the whole safe deposit box so he knew when we dig here, here's where we got to dig to. So you're just a worker. You're a banker guy comes in and goes, I like to get my box. I see my safety deposit box and you're like, sure. And he's like, okay, it comes with 31:26 How you doing with your umbrella? It's not even raining today. like my umbrella though. 31:34 Hey, I've got an idea. Do you want to Harry Potter? Like no, okay. And so. 31:47 and then you got to go back. Yeah, you get into the tunnel. Yeah, he's like, have we made it yet? He goes, let me see. 31:57 I gotta do the no we need four more feet on this side like what the heck I gotta do the whole dance to know it's the whole I don't know dude. It's like got hold on to know 32:11 Ahem. 32:14 No. And uh so then on Saturday, September 11th, 1971, they finished the popped through the floor of the safe, and they made out with $300,000 or 300,000 pounds. Right. ah Which was a pretty good haul. Pulled that through, went through. uh The way they ended up getting caught, and what's ironic is at 11 p.m. 32:44 there is a amateur ham radio operator nearby. We're talking about the Baker Street. Well, we're talking about big Baker Street. Okay, this is 1971. There's an amateur ham radio operator. Yeah, who's hearing some strange stuff on radio and what he pieces together is that there is a lookout on a rooftop with a walkie talkie talking to some people who are robbing a bank and they're talking about the hall fun gag to do by the walkie. Just get on random walkie talkie channels and be like now you're clear. 33:13 Oh, hold on, there's a cop rolling by. Just stand still. As a bid. Now you're good. Just keep moving into the safety deposit box of the bank that we are robbing. Somebody kill that guy. Shoot him. 33:31 Shoot him. So this guy, shoot him. Do it. You coward. This is your mom never loved you. Hey, speaking of moms. 33:45 Should we do the bit that I I told you about here today? I don't remember what I like this bit where we just make up some phrases and then we have to call people and try to work that phrase into the phone call. I think that's pretty funny. It is a funny bit. We can do it later. We're doing the after the fiddle. Okay, subscribe to our patreon for more content during the after the fiddle. We're going to call our moms. That's the stuff you should pay us for 34:14 Um, or we should call each other's moms. 34:19 Hey, hey Terry, literally never once called my mom out of the blue. I've called your mom. No, stop this. You you yes, I am okay. Whatever. I don't like this bit. We talk all the time. I'm a fan of this, so so this guy calls the ham. Oh, you're so mad at me and your mom or friends. Oh my gosh dude. 34:44 You don't get to dictate who my friends are all right, whatever man, the ham radio operator cause me and Terry play pickleball together. 34:52 they have radio guys really good cause the police is like a your mom owes me a thousand dollars because she was in a she was in a bind and she was like I need to call somebody who should I call my trusted best pal Jaron? That's how close me and your mom are and you're over here like no you're not so I know so about your mom. 35:21 you don't know. I hope your mom rob a bank. I'm giving you so many options to put in the intro Alex. calls Alex. I'm just I'm just intro farming over here, intro ranching intro maxing. calls the police and the police are like okay, whatever they like. They're just it's what what are you talking about? You let them let of cares yeah, so he gets off the phone with the police realizing they don't care. 35:49 And so he puts on his bunny costume, calls Scotland yard directly and is like, Hey, somebody's robbing this. Is there a number to call the FBI? I think so. Yeah. Like the tip line. Sure. So he calls Scotland yard directly and he's like, somebody's robbing a bank. And they're like, which bank? He's like, I don't know. I'm picking them up on radio. And he's up on a, here I'm talking about it. And so Scotland yard goes searching that night. They checked 750 banks and they don't happen to check the one that they're actually robbing. Wow. So they get out of there with their hall. Um, 36:18 they end up managing to track these people down. And so they do serve prison sentences for this. Years after this, world changes. This type of heist doesn't work anymore because of modern security systems. A lot of these criminals get into some more white collar crime. They start doing uh like taxation crime where they will buy gold and then they will sell gold to people. And then instead of paying, they will charge the full rate, including tax. And then they'll just keep the tax and never pay the taxes. 36:47 That was what these guys started doing. Like sure simple white collar crime easier, harder to get caught easier, harder to get caught. Yeah, but our ringleader of this, what did I say? His name was Breeder. ah Yeah. Reader is a Brian. Yeah. Brian Reader. He's sitting in his garden one day, 70 years old, retired, drinking tea. He's like, man, I miss the good old days. Sure. And he's like, he's like, we used to, we used to do heists. We used to do big things. Yeah. 37:17 and so he starts just kind of dreaming. What would it look like to do one last job? Sure, starts meeting up with all his old crime buddies at the castle pub, which is a sick place. Those look very cool. Every okay. I don't know if these are all one location or the same place. They're clearly not well. No, what I'm saying, not one location, but the same like chain. It's like a chain or if it's like the castle is just a common name for pubs out there, ah but every place is sick. 37:45 they get together. They go to the castle pub and they plan this job for three years. They're hanging around the pub planning this heist and obviously they know what they're doing. Like they have people who had roles. They have someone who cleans the site. They have a lot of the heavy. You can just be sitting eggs like because here's the thing will happen right is that you and I would go to the pub 38:06 and we just be sitting there. We see this group of old guys and we're like man. I hope we're friends like that when we're old yeah, dude, that's great and they're over there. We don't even know what they're doing. Yeah, we don't know that I can out we're thinking they're playing. They're just we think that they're just hanging out and they're over there just like yes, we'll use the diamond drill probably going to propel that you think we can propel. Well, I don't know if you can look anyway. Yeah, I think we're gonna 38:35 you know, there's teasing each other. They they while planning to rob millions of pounds yeah. Well, here's the thing they plan this whole thing out. They gave each other hard for me to say with all the fourth of July in my mouth. It's hard for me to say I stumbled over the freedom, so 38:59 They're glad those whole thing they have. Everybody's got specific roles. Different things are going to do. They acquired all the different stuff and very clean operation. They knew how they were going to do everything. They had an alarm guy. They had someone who's going to wipe the cameras. They had someone who's going to clean everything. They obviously were wearing gloves and they knew what how they were going to launder all this afterwards. Everything down to meticulous details, even down to and this is not a joke. They had a schedule where they timed the breaks to take their prostate medication. 39:28 Yeah, okay, so while you're drilling, I'm going to step aside and take my my uh prostate medication and I've got like a heart issue going on my, but also we should and everyone make sure you eat enough fiber. We gotta be good because you know we'll need bathroom breaks probably yeah yeah. Oh, we're doing it good Friday. It's my granddaughter's birthday that night, so 39:57 Well, during your shift, I'll take a phone call. 40:02 I love them. Ironically, I'm get away with it. They're old. Ironically, it's funny you say that because the guy by the name of Terry Perkins, one of these burglars celebrated his sixty seventh birthday during the heist. We got well obviously we'll eat a cake. We'll do a little thing. 40:23 Oh boy. Am I sick? I sure do need Tim stones. Get well quick trick. And what is it? It's simply chug an entire gallon of orange juice. Wow. I forgot. And then this shirt reminded me, I'm so glad that I have this shirt as a public service announcement, a public health service to other people around me. Do your part. Get this shirt. 40:53 shop.tillam.com 41:00 that's why he was so mad that safe didn't come down. He's like, so this is getting really this cutting into my cake time to my birthday. It's my birthday right now and I can't get into this safe. The safe is ruining my birthday. I only turn sixty seven once speaking of trauma. Let me tell you about my counselor. How did you try to really try to shove that one in there? That was, I think everyone listening, I think everybody listening was like that was a tough one. That was a tough sell. uh 41:30 Yeah, but no, go ahead. Tell us tough transition. I'll just go over here. I bring out a disagreement recently. Got the camera to his just put his camera. I gotta tell you, because I want you to, I really want you to make fun of me for this. um So pretty, I had a disagreement recently and we don't have to talk about the whole content of this agreement, but it did end in apparently I come off as somebody who is pretty 41:58 what's the word I strung? No, no, no mean cruel, no, arrogant, no insecure. Yes, but no fat. Yes, but no, I'm just guessing all the things you come across as a good dad. Yeah and an okay son. 42:23 No, no, Terry called me there today. Me and your mom we're talking. She hadn't like that. You called your son a parasite in one episode a couple weeks ago. She said she was going to call you. Did she call you after that? He did. Yeah, we did talk about that. Yeah, and then my dad sent me a stand up comedy clip of also yeah, was gaffing and being like I hate these kids. These kids. No, okay, so your wife told you that you come across as kind of intolerant. 42:51 she's like she's like if other people have ideas you disagree with, you're kind of intolerant of those ideas. I'm like I disagree. I'm only intolerant if what they think yeah is wrong. Alex made eye contact the second you said it because you do that. You do the thing you do that or someone will tell you something and you and they'll go like I think this and your first instinct is to go no that's wrong. Here's the thing. Here's the thing. I'm only intolerant of ideas. If your idea is wrong, 43:18 if you if it's a if it's a subjective thing, whatever you believe, whatever you want, but if it is an objective reality, what example of what wrong idea were you guys talking about? No, no, no, no, I don't hold back now. Tim don't back off now when the cameras are on so no, no, no, no, tell us what were you talking about? She says you need to go to count you or yeah. What were you talking? He says in council you can bring this up to your counselor and see what she thinks you were talking about. If poor people were allowed to vote, weren't you? So I told your target you were talking about of poor people were allowed to vote. 43:47 I did the whole thing. You're talking about it. should let people live past sixty five, weren't you tell the whole story to my therapist? We go through the thing. We talk about it for a while and then we go through the thing. The session we got to work, got to get the end and then there's like that long pot that long silence. Yeah, I hate when counselors do that too. They've wait for you to talk and then I'm like I'm paying you say something dude. My counselor says 44:13 I'm just curious. Do you have a Facebook account named Todd? I'm just I just can't. I really love. know we've done this whole problem. I know we're in the middle of the work out. What if it's really kind of mess of like you might be died and then I have to be like yes, I do let it now back to me. All right now that's out of the way. 44:43 No, she says, I'm just curious what you think in light of this whole conversation about a goal you set at the beginning of this year. And she's like, would you like me to read it you? And I'm like, yes. And she says, your goal that you stated to me was I would like to be a little less angry and more accepting of other people's beliefs that are different than. 45:09 and she's like that is one of your goals and you're like I didn't write that I didn't say that I didn't say that and she's like no, we wrote the you're making it up. No, no, no, that was that was Todd wasn't it because because here's the thing like that argument. Bray and I still made it. was like I'm not intolerant and all you're wrong and and so I came in and I came into that session with that energy. My counselor was like so what about your goal? 45:39 I love your counselor brought receipts. That's insane yeah. She said that the very did you say back to that? I was like I was like oh shoot. I that was the moment I realized I was like oh shoot. Maybe I do. I think the most frustrating thing in this I and Alex I'm going to ask this and you're going to tell me that it's not universal, so that's going to suck, but is this universal? It is clearly isn't our relationships that 46:08 I will tell my wife something. We'll have a conversation. You know, she'll, she'll open up about something and I'll say, well, maybe, maybe, maybe thought about it this way and she'll go, well, no, you know, whatever. And then someone else, anybody else will say that same exact insight to her. She'll come home. She'll be like, ah I just realized that it was actually this that I was dealing with. And I said that to her a week ago. Does that happen to you? Yeah, sometimes I, I, 46:39 sometimes sometimes we get worried that does happen, so he's putting that in the intro. I hate you for that, but no, that is a that's a that's a because your wife was just like sometimes you're intolerant and so now you'll go home to bring like okay in my counseling session. I think and this is a completely original idea. 47:05 that me and my counselor came to together and you've never mentioned it before, but I think I might be intolerant of other people's ideas and beliefs and then we would go. That's an interesting insight that you've come to. We literally we had though I was on. I talked about it a little bit more and then there was a long another long pause. She's like I said, what would you call my wife and tell her she says, so what do you think it right now? I was like, I think he's going to think it's really rich when she hears about this goal. 47:35 did she yeah? Oh yeah, she did because breeze the type to breeze the type and you know what me and brie are pretty similar. I feel because breeze the type to when you tell her that she goes. I knew it. I she does that long. I I told you that's a that's a really good and pre impersonation. You guys don't know her, but I do. I think what she did was that she went or at least I used to yep. I've said that before too. 48:04 Yep. I've said that a couple of was another though, really interesting, another part of that same session, same conversation. That's the part where Alex goes, I've never said, yep, to my wife. Another part of that same conversation, same topic. She says, have you ever thought about that? It's interesting. This is your counselor. Yeah. Have you ever thought about that? It's pretty interesting that you feel this need to influence other people's beliefs, change other people's beliefs when you think they're wrong. And that used to be your job. 48:35 and I was like oh no, I haven't thought about that. Yeah, speaking of what used to be your job. 48:48 You 48:50 to eat. Does Alex know this? I don't know what you're saying. I don't know. There was a news article that came out this week about the church that Tim used to work at the church. I used to work at not that the other church with a very similar name in town. Okay, you've performed there. 49:06 What? Which church the summit church? Oh, I thought you said it was not some apart. Okay, another church, very so a church in Kansas City found out that one of their staff members is in the Epstein files and not like mentioned in an email. She was the facility manager in twenty eighteen and twenty nineteen, which is island. 49:31 like the of the worked on the island was the facility manager so crazy of in twenty eighteen twenty nineteen, which and this is true is too late. This is true is we knew yeah we all knew and she and just didn't put that on resume. I guess yeah she she covered that up in a resume. She oh yeah, you have in the article in the article and said that she put like she was also doing contract work for another church and that's what she put in that time. That is insane. Yeah, um 50:00 she claims that she didn't know about any of it going on. She knew what was happening before and she said he believes she believed him when he said that he changed that is her time raise, but yeah she's all over the files because like the files are like oh yeah she'll she'll book your accommodations while you're here. Here's her account. Yeah, that's not not involved. You know I'm saying that's like because there's a lot of names that people have been thrown around being like oh they're in here and it's like you look at the actual document and it's like 50:25 literally like like bark at sea. Isn't it because yeah because they had sent they had sent a comedy seller list. Okay, hey, there's a show having and his name is one of the names listed on the commerce list. Yeah, yeah, so there's stuff like that and it's like yeah, so he's like, but it's not it's not in the file part of it. Yeah, homegirl is all up in those files to I think the article said eighteen thousand mentions which 50:51 I'm not laughing. I'm not that's so crazy. I laughing at the situation. I'm laughing at the fact that you work at the church and someone who on staff finds that out. That's so crazy insane. So anyway, so she's been removed from staff. Yeah, the church is doing all the right stuff. We're not handling it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that wasn't the church. But I mean like and here's the thing that I get upset by. Okay, is that you can have that on your resume and still get a job. Well, that wasn't on a resume. 51:20 she left it off for. mean like you can have like yeah, you know yeah, yeah, that's crazy. That's crazy. That is actually crazy. So anyway, so these dudes threes and they can't get jobs because they've been roberts. The Roberts are all live. Yeah, we spent ten minutes on your counselor. That's a funny bit. What was the thing that you're intolerant about though? We could talk about it later. It's it's nothing we need to talk about here. Um 51:49 straight marriage is just freaking out straight. Just freak me out. I hate it. So these guys, these guys literally came out of retirement. Yeah, this one last job, but here's the thing. This is a movie right one last job where they go. All right guys, this is ocean seventy two, seven two. So the problem though 52:18 is these guys were experts yeah in the seventies and the world has changed okay, so there's a lot of things that they did. Oh, they got this is the reason they got caught was because they didn't account for yeah. There's a lot of things that they did that in the seventies would have been enough sure. For example, they wiped all the cameras, but they didn't realize that all of these were also backing up immediately to the cloud. So they wiped all the local storage 52:47 but we have all the security camera for oh day and then side. Yeah, that's kind of uh they also didn't account for the fact that everywhere you go is camera everywhere is cameras. Yeah, and so their lookout so they just go to the pub in their full yellow stuff afterward. Their lookout was sitting outside in his very recognizable white Mercedes and then driving all around town and his very recognizable 53:14 white Mercedes and they have an entire map of everywhere he's ever been because they can pull these files same for their fan very recognizable and I'm not trying to side with the robbers here. I hate this actually. I hate that we live in a world where you can't do anything without this. You can't do any crime yeah no no no no that's not what I'm saying. 53:35 I am not saying that I'm not saying, but it does suck that you can't get away with it. So you can't get away with crime. They also all of them didn't have any burner phones. They use their personal cell phones and we're just why would you other about the job all the time? One of them actually ah didn't get arrested with the first group of initially his son did because he didn't have a phone and he used his son's phone to text everybody and so said got arrested. 54:03 And then they found out they're like, Oh, I let my dad borrow my phone sometimes because he's too old. He doesn't have a phone. And so he texts his friends. So old. He doesn't have a phone. And so now here's what these guys could do. What? 54:19 I what could they do? Are you going to give her? Am I? Oh, just be old. You can just be like, don't know what you're gonna be like. I have. I am not aware of my surroundings. Listen, I gotta get. I need my pills. And they're like, no, sit down. They also did all of their planning on their personal computers. 54:43 And they didn't even turn on private browsing. They just like, got their computers and all the browsing security of them shopping, these drills and these hydraulic battle grants. They didn't even use DuckDuckGo either. They just completely just searched all this stuff up. And so this group of seven men got caught pretty quickly. Yeah. was able to track them down because they weren't aware of all the technological things that could get them got in this era. Yeah. Except for one guy. They all talked about this one guy that they called Basil. 55:13 and which the name said like that sounds cool at first glance right basil, but then it's like why is he called? 55:32 And Basil managed to elude the police because his only role was to shut down the alarm. And he was the alarm expert. He showed up and he supplied them with what they needed to shut down the alarm. He got out of there. And so he didn't actually get like his face was never caught on the cameras. OK, he was smart enough to put himself in a situation. He shows up full like ski mask and everything. And they're like, why are you dressed like that? Oh, what do you think? You know, what an idiot. What an idiot. 56:01 was then propelling down. Oh my one of them. It's funny you do this because one of them actually we actually caught these guys because all next door someone called in and said I hear a lot of loud grunting next door. So you're grunting guy at my gym. other day I walked in this guy, me and him alone of the gym. This guy has three benches. He's on two different machines, towels everywhere. 56:31 and not doing anything that's actually going to help him. He's old and and but he is really putting in the like everything he picks up for his big robbery loudly. oh Sounds like you telling a story. 56:59 Dude, and I could not get my music loud enough. he just, it was almost like I had to it up and he was like, ah! He was like leaning over your shoulder. uh Yeah, so that's how they got caught. Yeah, so, uh but Basil, he managed to get in and out of there without getting caught, without getting captured on any of the cameras or anything like that. And he actually evaded arrest for three years. 57:27 All these guys got arrested in 2015 shortly after the event. He didn't get arrested until 2018. And the reason why it took him so long to track him down is because this man lives off the grid in London. He doesn't have a bank account. Sick. Doesn't have a bank account, doesn't pay taxes, pays for cash for everything, including his flat. Nothing he does is traceable because he knows like this. He doesn't have a phone, he doesn't have any technology. They ended up tracking him down. He was the alarm specialist. This is Basil. is the guy. I like him. 57:54 He looks like a normal white guy in his fifties. Yeah, he's wearing literally a button up shirt with a green jacket over it. Like this guy volunteers at a church somewhere, you know? Yeah, yeah. Or it looks like he does anyway. He's got his eyes aren't completely in sync. I like that about him. Eyes aren't completely in sync. Look at that one. I know what you had a little out there. You can see it. 58:19 Yeah, it's a funny way to say that. I like I know that's why I said it that way. I'm trying to do comedy over here buddy. So they funny way to say it. Yeah, everything I say is the funny way to say it. They all go to court. Everything I do is funny. One of them tries to get a legs for pushing through a buddy. I appreciate that about you. You're looking at the clock being like, wow, this episode was getting really long. I shouldn't have done that whole thing about my counselor in the middle. 58:40 So now I'm to tell the rest of the story, but I'm over here saying funny stuff. I'm actually not saying funny stuff. I'm saying you're almost stuff. Okay. the, uh, one of them tries to get a lighter sentence. So he does do that in the middle of stories. He's trying to get a lighter sentence. So he rats out basil. No, no, no, no. What he does instead is he's like, I'll show you where I hit everything. 59:06 Cause they all took their cut and they hit him in places. I hit a bunch of stuff in the cemetery. so he takes them to where he hid some stuff, dug it up in the cemetery. And so there's like a couple hundred thousand dollars worth of things that he hid in the cemetery. And the police are like, after he leaves, the police are like, let's dig up the rest of the cemetery and see if he's lying. And they found a lot of bodies, but. 59:28 no, they didn't find. Oh my God, look at all these dead people. You got like we put into these guys for murder. We found all these bodies buried and you're like yeah, that's that's where they would be so some of them burned monsters cremated. Oh okay, okay, okay, and so they ended up. They ended up finding another cash 59:55 that he had hidden in the cemetery that he didn't tell him about. he didn't actually get his sentence shortened at all. But what's interesting is the judge oh that presided over this case found that the value of the amount of stuff that they stole would typically pull a 20-ish year sentence. eh But he said, these guys are old. Yeah, he's like, no, you're going to make it that long. And so he's like, I'm going to commune your sentence a little bit. 01:00:22 so that way if you had done this when you were younger, it's a similar amount of life that you'd be spending and so they all got roughly eight year sentences. So that way they would spend their time and then get out before they died. Was the judges that's crazy and so one of them ended up actually passing away in prison, but the rest of them were able to serve their sentence and then get out recently from this and so now they're back in retirement sure, but this was their one last job that how did basil get caught? Oh, so it's interesting 01:00:51 uh A couple other details I guess I forgot to tell you. The police, after they figured out it was these guys pretty early. But they waited a couple weeks to put together the web of everybody who was involved to arrest anybody. And in that time, they had bugged a bunch of their cars and they also found that they hung out at this pub all the time. And so they got the security camera footage at this pub. And there's too much noise in the pub so they couldn't hear what they were saying but they got... 01:01:17 uh lip reading specialist to read their lips and figure out what they were saying in there. And so what they found is that they were hanging out this. I can also do by the way he's saying purple green green lighter green. That guy's on the phone with Tim's mom. 01:01:41 So they see that they are both in their cars and at this pub constantly bragging about this heist. Not just to each other, like to other people. And there's a situation where they You know what we did, huh? We got away with it too. They mime one of the guys and they can see him clearly going boom and then like miming down the thing falling over in the case when they knocked it over. 01:02:06 And so they're like bragging in this pub that they got away with it because it crazy. They did like they got in. They got the money out. They hit all the stuff and they are they are hanging out in the pub celebrating their spoilers. They got their one last job done as the police are just watching and they're trying to gather enough data so they know about this basil and they have information about him but they're not able to track him down. It takes them years to actually track him down so they know enough about him to know how to find them. It takes years for them to actually find him if that makes sense. They waited for these guys. 01:02:34 They had planned this kind of handoff where they were going to get together and they were all going to split everything up and move it to where they were going to go launder all the stuff. And the police just waited for that handoff and they sat out there, waited for them to do it. And then they swarmed them and arrested all of them. And so these guys thought until, I mean, it was weeks. They thought they got away with it. They waited for it to cool off and then the police got them and they had no idea. And the only reason it happened is because they weren't aware of the- Because they didn't know how stuff worked now. Yeah, how technology has advanced. But literally only a couple of years after this, 01:03:04 in twenty eighteen they released a movie, the King of Thieves, which is this story okay, and this is actually a shot. Yeah, Michael Kane. makes sense like they did. Wait, who else is in it? back 01:03:15 Oh okay, yeah, this Michael Cain's the center yeah guy yeah, and so it's literally this exact story and uh I remember this coming out. I think I actually saw it, but yeah, it is a true story. That's the exact that's crazy what happened, um but yeah, that is that's these guys that came out retirement to do this. It worked really well until it didn't until it didn't. Yeah, that's crazy the Hatten garden heist or as I like to call them the bad the bad grandpa's 01:03:43 the bad grandpas. Yeah, I love that. That's awesome. Yeah. What are my favorite high summer? Yeah. And what I love most is that, uh, you know, all these guys seem like the kind of guys who play games on their phones, full volume. 01:04:01 and because they don't know how to turn it off, especially bottom right. That guy terrorizes people in public, just full volume oh slot machines. His favorite one is one where it's fiddling off. Oh, there we go. 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