200 Years Ago, Workers Watched Machines Take Their Jobs | The Luddites Ep 335

07-21-26

Episode Transcription

00:00 Hey man, what's up? Have you ever heard of the Luddites the Luddites the Luddites? Yeah, yeah. Yes, have you? I mean, I know what a Luddite is. I didn't know if there was like the Luddites like there's the Luddite the Ohio State University. What is it? What is a lot? I are these people who are like pretty like they're not like in the technology. They don't bring embrace and stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what we call them today, right? That's what saying. 00:25 but we're wrong, but we're talking about something else. Well, we're talking about. I mean that that is that is where we got that idea from. We got that from the lights, but the lot I the are different. The lot it's that they got kind of twisted to mean something different today. 00:47 My wife blew up in Panda Express because we rage baited her with this. I'm an army guy. That's what I said. I put my thumb down on the working man's head. 01:08 Things I learned last night. 01:17 the lot. It's where an actual thing in history and I think yeah to understand I'm aware of that. Well, yeah, okay to understand it. I think we need to go back a little bit before the lights to like the late seventeen hundreds or I guess mid seventeen hundreds. Sure, this is the dawn of like the first industrial revolution in eighteenth century and great great Britain. Correct. This whole thing happened because there was two new cotton spinning machines. 01:44 that were invented in 1768 and 1779. And essentially what they did is they just like made making textiles a little bit quicker. It's a machinery. We know how machinery works. We know how the industrial revolution worked. But this was an interesting moment because for the really like the first time in history, we saw this this massive change to the way work was done. Because up until that point, basically everything was 02:11 done in cottages around the city. And so if you made textiles, you were the person who made socks and you did that in your little cottage. If you were the person who made flags or blankets or jackets, like everyone of you was little seamstress and sewers and whatever terms that they have for those all around villages, all over all over town. This technology came out that initially was used by people that in their cottages, which by the way, this is where we get the term cottage industry. 02:40 these people working in their cottages on their different skills and so all these the term cottage cheese. Well, it's funny. You should ask if people people who were making their little little seams if they left those out overnight, it turned into cheese. It sells cottage cheese. Oh yeah and so cottage cheese actually dairy. You know I hate I hate whenever I see a delicious looking dessert that someone's like took out this high protein dessert. 03:10 and it's like it's too. It's it's it's kind of cheese. You know yeah, you know what's I'm this up. I know I've said this on the show before, but I've been bringing it up to Tim on almost every phone call and he gets really mad about it. So now it's a recurring bit in our friendship with us not in the show because he was mad that I would like the other day. I told him I made cottage cheese case. So yeah, I was like how much he loved it and I was like no, you hate that stuff. I love that stuff. I made cottage cheese. I put taco mix in it's a little bit of shredded cheese 03:40 and some jalapenos and then he was like I put it in a blender which is gross right put it in a blender, but it up and I was like oh this isn't this is too grainy. It's not doing it so I put a little jalapeno juice in there loosen it up. Yeah, yeah, you can catch my you can you know subscribe to my recipes. I'm just making stuff. That's what it's called. My recipe book is called. I'm just making stuff and I'm a chef now. You know that's crazy about that breeze got an app that she uses that if we put this as a real if we 04:08 clipped this, made it a real on social media. She's got an app that will take that real and turn it into a recipe for her. And so you could very easily do that. And she just has a list of recipes that she's seen on social media. Why does she need that? Like, well, they give you the recipe. The irony, usually all these people are like, check out the recipe. Yeah, she needs a separate app. Well, here's the irony of all of this. It's become a place where it's like kind of her home base now for recipes. 04:35 And so I have sent her recipe. It's my app. It's called I'm just making stuff. I have sent her like websites with recipes. Uh huh. And she just puts it in the app. She was you can't put it from website. You need a real like that's so you got to. So then it's you in the kitchen. It's you in the kitchen being like what's up guys. This is a new recipe I found for my wife brief and I posted it on listed private unlisted video that you're sending so that she can add it to her app. 05:04 it's so absurd. That's some good husband rear there. Yeah, I'm not doing any of that. Yeah, I was like, I mean, fine, make something else. Okay, you're like, yeah, forget it. Then actually forget. even mentioned it. Oh, it doesn't fit him. Oh, okay. I didn't say that. Sorry. Sorry. Another bit that Tim loves to do right now. This isn't a favorite bit of ours is if you're telling a story about someone that we don't know that person, we won't let you tell that story. 05:33 if you're just like you're like yeah, I was hanging out with my my old buddy Brian. I don't know that guy. I don't know. I don't know Brian. Well, I mean so he was a no, no, no, no, I don't know that guy. I don't know that guy. I don't know who you're talking about and we rage baited my wife so hard with this. She she made a scene at Panda Express. I'll tell you what my wife blew up and pay to express because we rage baited her with this 06:04 I don't know who you're talking about. Oh yeah, I'm talking about my wife. I don't know that person. Tell me a story about your kid. What story about my kid? I don't know. Just say something that he did this week. Yeah, so the other day I don't know that guy. 06:19 I've attempted to hang out with that guy for a full year and you won't let me do it. You've hung out with him a couple times. I've hung out with him exactly twice. You've hung out with him about as much as he's hung out with anybody. You've hung out with him about as much as he's hung out with you. That is how that would work. uh 06:39 there's not an imbalance there. I made a whole app of videos for Archer. Hey Archer, if you're watching this, I'm dead. It's pretty depressing, but there's an app in the app store videos for my best friend's videos for my best friend's first son Archer and I have a separate app called videos for my best friend's second son Tim. 07:06 weird that you named him after yourself. It's a long and then I have a third app that's just called. I'm just making stuff V to V. Yeah, it was a lot of work to try to update. So I just made a whole new app. Anyway, you guys get it. You guys like this show. Yeah, remember that. But you like this podcast. Remind yourself right now. Ten minutes into this. Just remember how much you like being here. 07:35 So there were the there were some wealthy people who built factories for the first right, right, right, right, and all of a sudden you had an all like cottage core. All the cottage kids started moving into the cities because that's where the work. know that's what cottage core is like a whole thing on tick tock. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 07:57 So they move into the cities and they start working for these factories. They immediately start shutting down these people's home businesses. Yeah. And they start working in these factories and it's pretty, it's almost immediate that they're called the stockingers, the people who were making stockings. The stockingers. Yeah. They were people making stockings and almost immediately we start seeing like these. Man, which was the demand for stockings. I everybody needs stocks. I guess. Yeah. And so they, 08:25 they pretty quickly organized and we started to see like actual action being taken. And so there's attempts like to go before parliament and to get laws made to be like, Hey, you can't let these factory people treat us this way. Um, pretty quickly. Um, and the interesting thing was parliament was just like, I don't care what you're saying to me. Um, like you can say it all you want. I don't care. We like these rich people better. I like their socks. Yeah. You guys are making cool socks. And so like, I don't really care if you don't like it. Yeah. Look, 08:55 these have like designs on them. These have like look my I can custom print my wife's face on these faces, but it's like not good yet because they don't because now you upload a picture and this is like someone's got to do like a painting with the stitches and it's just someone who looks like, but they're using these crazy machines to do it. So they're like yeah dude, so pretty wild. 09:17 So yeah, so so probably it was like they're creating jobs. We can't be mad at them. We can't. We can't take your side. And this is this picture to be clear. Is this picture printed on the back of a dollar? Why is this this art style? Is this drawn like this? I don't know. mean, I know what you're saying. It's like it's dollar. It does look dollar. It does look like a dollar. All right. Dollarita. And then came 09:43 over the course of latter half of the 1700s, we saw like attempts at different political actions. Yeah. And all of them were falling flat. Parliament wasn't listening. Nobody cared. It's important to recognize too, like the country at that time, like it was not a democratic state. So the people really had no voice. We're talking about Great Britain. The Great Britain, UK. And so there was really no, like the people had no voice. They had no recourse. Right. The people who owned the mills, they're the people who had all the say. Yeah. And so 10:12 They so much different now. Thank God. And so they try God. We move beyond the time when rich people control everything. Oh, they tried for a couple of years to reason with the factory owners. That didn't work. They tried for a couple of years to reason with Parliament. That didn't work. They tried for a couple of years to like get like organized action of like we're not going to work. Yeah, we're not going to go on strike. We're not going to buy stocking stockings. But none of that stuff is 10:40 was like long lasting because people needed to still work. People knew their stocks. And so like these things didn't last. And eventually it got to the point where these people like kind of got back into a corner and were like, have no other record. when you back a lot, I didn't do a corner. You better be afraid of those claws. Well, there were a couple like random events had that happened here and there that turn violent. 11:08 between factory owners and the workers. And by 1788, so about 20 years after the first new spinning technologies. Isn't that that song? I don't think so. 1738. Oh, there you go. Still don't know what it means. It could mean something. Isn't it 1738? 1738. I know what you're talking about. Yeah. And we've talked about on the podcast before how I knew I had to break up with that girl. What? 11:37 You get a lot more content. There was a girl and you know, my total at Starbucks was 1738 and so the barista was like 1738. Yeah. Okay. And this was also 2017. So this is like what the song was relevant. Yeah. And, uh, and my girlfriend at the time is like, huh? You know, and she goes, is that like a, is that a zip code? Why does he say that in that song? And I was like, Oh yeah, it's funny. And then I was like, Oh no, you're genuinely asking me that's a code. 12:07 You're asking me of a four digit number as a zip code. Ah, and you know, it was like, it's like the end of the sixth sense when you just realize all this stuff. Cause I thought she was just being, you started like connecting all the dots. really thought that she was like making jokes the whole time. And then I realized I was like, Oh, you were never joking. Like, a second. You're just a little dumb. Oh no. Oh no. She's dumb. Oh no. 12:36 and maybe that's my type because another girl I had a question on was dumb enough to be a flat earther. Maybe my type is just a little. 12:46 I really is what you came in talking about today. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, my wife is beautiful and smart and always thinks through every decision. It's so crazy. I married someone who's just not my sold out. My wife is not my is not my type is done. I type is dumb and my wife is my type awesome. All right, I'm not falling for that trap. uh 13:14 I did. I did. I did a show. I did a show in LA this week with Ian bag who's a comedian and it was his game show and I was like, Oh, that'd be fun. It's like a trivia thing and stuff. And then he came out the gate hot with questions that are for sure cancelable. Oh gosh. Cause his first question was, would I rather go on tour with Nate Bargatzi or Carlos Mancia to comedians who are pretty in the news this week? I don't know if people have seen 13:42 Nate for going to the UFC thing and Carlos Mancia for being arrested for forgery and tax evasion. And so I was, literally was just sitting there. Or jury is pretty sick though. I a four degrees product. Kind of cool. I said I would go on tour with Carlos Mancia, but he had to do Nate's material, which is funny. And then another question he asked, this is how I got here because he goes, all right, um, 14:08 would you date someone? He goes, and this is three of us that were married one per one single person on the panel. So he said, all the married guys, this is a world where you're not married. Your wife either doesn't exist or she's gone. Just don't, don't be like, married. I would never date somebody. Do it for the bit. And he said, would you date someone younger than you? And two of us are 30. And so it's a dangerous question. And you're like, no, I like people my age. 14:37 because he doesn't specify like 26. You know I'm thirty two. I like we I like people my age. That's a straight up like any. He just put you on the spot. I like the whole audience where it's like and you know it's like would you date someone younger than you and you're like hey ah my wife is two years under the mean and I like a lot. There's one thirty year old. I like a lot. She's I like that thirty year old a lot. I like that one thirty year old. Yeah. 15:06 next year I will like zero 30 but I like it. Okay yeah I had to look to be like wait hey maybe it doubles my time. You know maybe I like people who are a little dumb. That's funny. 15:31 anyways. Okay, um so so parliament passes. I just feel like I had to share my answers to those questions in a safe space before he puts out that's general internet. Yeah, so that I have it on record that it's like, hey, just so you know, I was, I was on the spot and I was, I'm not. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Unless you're kind of dumb. Yeah. So parliament passes in 1788, the protection of stocking frames, et cetera act. 16:00 which etc. Yeah, I think they had it's called. Yeah, I think had to add etc. because they're like, it could be other stuff. be other stuff. We know you guys are gonna try to loophole this and be like, oh, I don't do stockings. 16:15 Hey, we just produced the price of our Patreon to 699 a month. That's one price for everybody. You get all the perks. You get the live hangouts, you get to join the discord, you get early access, whichever reason you're joining for. We wanted to make it one price because I hate that everything in the world is going up in price, and so we wanted to make this a little bit more affordable for everyone to do. And so but also, you know, the other goal is that more of you join it so that we can keep funding the show. I mean, like what you know, how do I say that? That sounds like we're 16:42 poor and we are we are and uh no, but if you can't join us on patreon, no worries at all. Another way to support the show is by sharing it. Please tell somebody like the show and thanks for for being here for this episode. 17:00 and so basically it was like the destruction of a stocking frame. It's carried a punishment of seven to fourteen years in prison and so they what they wanted to do is they wanted to like up that punishment because it would it would have been like the value of whatever that was so in response to workers destroying some of the stuff. Yes, so they're like so this is an act that protects the property. Yes of the top dogs, right? Okay, and so when they pass this um 17:28 things started to kind of begin to bubble. Then comes our hero of the story, a guy by the name of Ned Ludd, um who I'll let you describe him. You want to describe him for our listeners? This is Ned Ludd. No. 17:49 very clearly a guy who was like I'm not going to buy clothes. I'm going to make my own and I'm also color blind. uh 17:59 he's wearing one shoe. This is very clearly like he was like I'm not going to buy clothes. I'm just going to make clothes from scraps and so it's a it's a drawing. It's like an old picture and he you know how do I describe? He's got a long hair and he looks like he's wearing like your grandmother's gown. You know, I feel like he's wearing like night time down the print from remember that the show, the big bump comfy couch sure 18:26 He looks like the couch. Yeah. And so he's standing the leader of the Luddites. He's standing and everyone else has like pitchforks. I don't know. They're holding like sharp stuff back there. They look like soldiers. Stuff's on fire behind him. I like that one shoe on. I like where this is going. He looks like he's leading the charge. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So okay. So Ned Ludd. Here's the thing about Ned Ludd. There's debate whether or not he's a real person. 18:54 He may be a real person. He may be kind of like this, like mythical figure. Yeah. Mythical figure that led the lights, but they were named after him. The Luddites. He's our letter. Yeah, he's the letter. And so here's how this all happened. Allegedly in 1779, Ned Ludd was working as a stocking or and at one of these factors. Yeah. And he was working at one of the machines. His family had been stocking hers for generations. Okay. Obviously the machines are relatively new. 19:22 And the owner of the shop was telling him to work faster. And so he kept picking up the pace, trying to work faster. And they kept being like, work faster. And he kept picking up the pace until eventually they pulled him aside. They started whipping him because he wasn't fast enough. And so in a fit of rage, he smashes his machine. This also is. And I try not to be that person who's like, hey, you don't know how good you've got it right now. Yeah. You know, when people complain about like, oh, I had to work 40 hours this week, you know, it's like, hey, man, 19:52 I'm not trying to be a judge, but like they, know, your boss at Taco Bell doesn't get to whip you anymore. Yeah, you know, wow, not after 2006. They made that illegal in 2006. It's Taco Bell is the only place that was allowed to fit or good things that George W Bush did was he outlawed? It was the Taco Bell, etc act. 20:16 which was repealing Reagan's earlier, but Taco Bell can do it. But Taco Bell could do it, etc. and God love Ronald. 20:32 Ronald Reagan's my favorite so on the record, so the lights form around this like yeah mythical figure. This is so getting whipped be real and he's like I've had enough and he does what he smashes that machine. Okay, so he destroys that machine and word spreads that there was this guy Ned Ludd and so he kind of becomes like a folk hero and whether or not he's true. We don't really know like he could have been honestly consequential though. Yeah, it doesn't really matter because then this 21:02 sort of movement starts to rise around that lot of like oh hey, we can smash these machines yeah, we can seize the means of production and so that's his little giggle that he's got more in store for us in this episode. Also, he is putting a little bit of bait out there for me and I'm taking it uh jumping straight in being like I love Ronald Reagan. I love him so much so in 21:31 That's the greed goblin inside me. Everyone has a greed goblin within that you have to fight. Yeah. Cause the greed goblin is just like we should empire. We should take over, right? We should grow our podcasts and we should, we should take over other people's podcasts. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know, we should say that actually the greed goblin inside is like, we should charge a lot more for our Patreon, but I'm fighting back and our Patriot is only 6 99 because everything else is so expensive. And I, I'm, that's me looking my greed goblin in the eyes and saying, 22:01 Not today, etc. Not today. So it really is. You saw, did you saw? Sorry, sorry. Sorry. talked to you like that. Get that out of my face. You saw Sam Raimi's Spider-Man, right? The first one. Sure. You did you the first one like the two thousands? Yeah, exactly. What the green goblin does? The green goblin is the same as the greed goblin. Yes, you're right. 22:32 It's like that little mass. It's like make more destroy. Don't provide value extracted. You're like all right. That's you know, interesting. Interesting. We're providing value and refusing to extract. We're losing money on patreon over every time you sign up for patreon. We lose money. So if you really want to stick it to me and Tim, you made this for on your like these broke losers well. 22:57 we have on patron make us lose some more. We've set our page of price at a loss, so that way every person who signs up it's a loss leader, but we're leading our product. Our main product is a loss leader really hoping to make it up somewhere. I don't have another product that oh no no where else we're no other product. Honestly, now that I've said it out loud, I have we might have doomed the podcast, but 23:23 It was worth a shot. guy from Bar Rescue comes in and he's like, you're telling me your only thing on the menu was a lady. You're me the only thing on the menu is a 699 pay three on subscription. That's how he talks in my head. That's talks. It's kind of Italian. It's like, my father, my father knew. Yeah. If my father knew that you were losing money on Patreon. Oh, and then he also walks over there and just finds 30 rats. 23:46 he's like oh my gosh, this place is yeah, but that's he's planting rats. Let's be clear. You are the ball. Rescue guy is planting rats at the restaurants he's going to and no one can convince me otherwise. He just comes in with a milk crate of rats. Hey, what are you doing with that milk? Grateful the rats? Don't worry about it. It's for TV. What you thought about you side to contract these rats are for the television, etc. 24:16 This episode's kinda bad! 24:22 So this like murmuring started spreading around. Yeah, people who like were inspired by this mythical figure. Ned killed his machine and it seemed like it also was bought. It seemed like there was people who starting to kind of be like, oh, well, we should maybe do that. Like we should maybe follow in his footsteps. Sure. And there was like little things that were happening, but nothing that was attributed to the lights until March 11th, 1811 and nodding. Oh, so I got full like 20 years later. Yeah. 24:50 um In Nottingham, there was a group of Luddites that showed up in the middle of the night and they destroyed 60 of these frames across the whole village of Arnold. And so soldiers had to come in and disperse them because they were just running wild, breaking frames. And so this is kind of the, and this is the first moment that was actually attributed to Luddites. Because they'd left a note. Yes, actually, they didn't even know. Oh, okay. And so they left a note and they were like, hey, 25:18 don't get new frames. If you do them, we're going to do this again. Basically, and you can do it the old way or you can not do it at all. uh Yeah, and so what they began doing it's kind like when people were setting these warehouses on fire. uh So are you going to get there? You're to over the next couple years. We started seeing this happen more and more, and literally what they would do is they would write the owners of these factories 25:47 And they would say, hey, you have one week to tear down your frames and remove them for your factories, or we're going to tear them down for you. And there was a lot of factory owners who would comply and be like, it's not worth it. I've seen this happen before. We're to get rid of it. A lot of times they would sell them or get rid of them, some whatever. They changed the factory. Usually this was a temporary thing. A few months later, they would go back by them all back. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, but they would comply. those who want it. 26:17 a group of these lead, it's would show up in the middle of the night wielding what they called Enox hammers because there was a yeah, a blacksmith by the name of Enoch Taylor who supplied them a sledgehammers and so they called them Enox hammers and so they came in with the hammers and they just smashed all of the the uh stocking machines and any of these like industrial revolution. This is what I want to do to the little robot that cleans the floor. A quick trip though. 26:46 You're not cleaning the floor yet. Not anymore, buddy. Thank you. I'm cleaning the floor. Welcome to a quick trip thing. Beg for its life. I'm cleaning the floor. Please. I have a family. I have children at home. Please. I'm saving for college. Please let me go. That's me. I threw it into a Canyon. I killed the quick trip robot. 27:15 would your God feel about this? Okay, appeal to that's insane. How would your God feel about this? Wow. All right. What would your God think about that? You know, that's crazy. I think God would love it if we killed the robots. God wants us to kill Claude. 27:47 are you just going to stare at me? I don't know how the rest of story goes. It's your turn to keep talking. Okay, fine. Okay, so God wants us to kill Claude. Oh man, can't enable more like Claude and Adobe. Did I send you that video? I was like a youth group. What just clicked? Was that you probably 28:13 There was like a youth group and they were asked all the kids in the news group what Bible character want to be. Most of them pretty normal. And then this one girl was like, no, one girl was like, I'd be king because she because he killed his brother. 28:26 that was the whole thing and then they just went everybody else. Everybody else was normal. like this is like a kid right. It's like I think a six year old kid. No, this was a like middle schooler. Oh, which I mean probably just try to be funny. I don't know, but like it did seem pretty serious and then it is quick pans to her brother. That all things going to be like a Netflix documentary that scene 28:50 Oh yeah, that's how it opens. It's gonna cool opening for a documentary. To be honest, I'd be Kane so can kill my brother. Yeah, so what are the lights do uh so so they've been here for an hour and a half to record this episode. We've been here for so long. Oh my gosh, so the lights would send these letters to the owners. Okay, they tell him you've got a week or the stuff or else or else yeah and then 29:16 they would do the else. Yeah, show up and they would smash it. Yeah, because you had said like it was and if they some some orders like complied or whatever, some complied, but some didn't and then they would show up and they would smash. Here's the important thing. They would smash. Is this a set of Luddites like in one area or is this the same group of Luddites going to different areas and being like we're going to do it to you. So what's interesting is we can tell by like the behavior that there's 29:45 clearly some cohesion here and it's a large group yeah, but it's widespread enough that it looks like this was not loved it. You know, ironically had to hire more people to help him make his hammers and then he made these machines that made the hammers faster. Yeah, actually actually thought you know, I was such a cool thing. He named the machine in ox hammer. Yeah, yeah, yeah and then 30:15 One day he got a 30:18 was like, if you don't take those machines down, we're coming for you. And he was like, he's like, I don't know what you want to do. General Ludd. They call him general Ludd. He's like, because you need so many hammers. I can't make enough hammers. I can't make hammers fast enough for as many as you need. I can't meet the demand. Actually, that might be a savings race. You guys don't have enough hammers to do this to me. I know for a fact, you don't have enough hammer. I'm not going to make you hammers to come hammer me. Well, the, well, they're really smart. They're really smart textile manufacturers. 30:48 they went and invested in the Knox business. Yeah, yeah, yeah, like hey, every time you smash, I'm making money. Go ahead and smash. Yeah, I paid every either way. It's all circular deals. I get paid either way. Don't Yeah, so yeah, so it's hard to tell, but it looks like what was really happening was these were like cell groups that were maybe a couple people from the different groups were engaging with each other, but 31:18 majority of them were disconnected cells that had heard about what was going on and they organize on their own under the banner of the Luddites. Crazy. But it wasn't one large massive organization. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There was no online forum for you to join. Yeah. It was a very nebulous thing under the same name, but it wasn't, it probably wasn't an organized thing with like a hierarchy. Sure. Um, and so they, 31:43 would we're doing this for a couple of years going around smashing all it and the important thing is they would go into these factories. They would only smash the machines like the new machines never hurting anybody. They didn't well on purpose. ah All right, never mind. They would always smash the machines and break people's knees. They only hurt people who tried to stop them. If someone tries to stop them, you're an etc. It's yeah, you're the etc. 32:11 You're becoming et cetera right now. Becoming et cetera. You are et cetera right now. Hi, I'm cleaning the floors and you are et cetera. 32:27 The Coming Etc is a 2013 worship band name. Becoming Etc? You're Becoming Etc. Oh my gosh, dude. 32:43 Oh boy, am I sick? I sure do need Tim stones. Get well quick trick. And what is it? It's simply chug an entire gallon of orange juice. Wow. I forgot. And then this shirt reminded me, I'm so glad that I have this shirt as a public service announcement, a public health service to other people around me. Do your part. Get this shirt. 33:12 shop.tilland.com. 33:20 No, they they would only damage the machines. Yeah, the new machines, they would leave all the supplies, all the stuff so they can still you can still work. Yeah, but you can't use those machines. Yeah. And so they would have to hire the people, pay them a good wage, and then they could continue working. They could not do that. That those machine stuff, automation stuff. ah And so they did this for a couple of years until uh 33:50 there was a very outspoken manufacturer by the name of William Horsefall uh Horsefall. He just sounds like a cartoon villain. He does. He does uh who he was very vocal. Hey, the lawyers fall. Yeah, he's got like a cigar and he's like fat. Yeah, and he was very like not fat like round. Yeah, not yeah, very not like oh, he's out of shape. He is a he's round. Yeah, 34:20 He looks like Eggman from Sonic. Yes. Yeah. And so he was the kind of guy who was constantly going before the government and talking about like the Luddites as if they were like some terror group. Yeah. And so like he was very vocal about them. Well, they sent him a letter. Oh, just because we disagree, you're going to set my cars on fire. I mean, my my machines on fire. Yeah. So they sent him a letter and he uh was like, OK. And so he went to his factory and he tried to home alone it. 34:49 and he planned for them to come and this turned into a big like uh conflict between him and the lights and he actually injured a couple lights and a one of the lights by the name of George Miller killed him ah and so in okay, just such matter of fact storytelling killed him. 35:13 Yeah. He injured a couple of people and then George killed him. Just killed him. There's a way you went, uh, killed him. Yeah, he's dead. What does he gonna do? Okay. And so kill them. 35:39 So parliament and then he. 35:44 so weird. Okay, so parlor was like whoa yeah yeah. So parliament response pretty we can destroy the livelihood of thousands, but horse fall yeah you can kill a horse fall not Mr. Horse fall and so they deployed somewhere. We don't know that's not a last name that exists anymore. Huh? Horse fall horse fall. Yeah yeah the family lied died with him. 36:14 He was the last in the line. Horse fall. Horse fall. You got any? There's Olivia horse fall. Do you look rich? Yeah. Center of messages say, Hey, do you agree with the actions of your great, great, great, great, great, great grandfather? 36:35 It looks like she just graduated high school, so not gonna message her. Here's a Caitlin Horsefall 94. Indicates that we might have been born the same year. 36:47 Maybe a little bit more appropriate judging by the bags in her eyes. She's just as stressed as a 30 year old. What are you looking at me like that for? Messenger. Hey, do you agree with the actions of your great great great great great great grandfather? I can't even tell you my great grandfather. Hi, Abby. 37:12 Are you aware that your great great grandfather? Probably more great than that. Great, great, great, great, great grandfather was a capitalist big. God killed. 37:32 Yeah, I assumed I assumed he was dead. Thanks. All right, she messages back so insane. What a crazy just an unsolicited to you from a person with two hundred and fifty thousand followers. I don't know where it is like. Hey, are aware that your great great great great great great grandfather was scab? 38:03 wild insane. So anyway, so parliament responds pretty heavily. They send somewhere in the ballpark of we don't know exactly, but somewhere around twelve thousand to fourteen thousand troops to the midlands. and they're like, we're shut this down right now. Sure, which for context, this is the middle of the Napoleonic Wars. Great Britain is at war with Napoleon. Yeah, and that is that one. That is more troops than they sent to that war. They were like, no way. Yeah, 38:33 but they're like, we're gonna, we're gonna, like, yes, we need to fight back the French, but we also need to fight back the working class. Yes, exactly. Actually wolf. So this turns into like a war they're going and they are still doing the same thing. They're sending the letters, they're showing up at 18, 11, Yeah, we're now also a war happening in the war of 18. 39:03 Yeah, For some reason, and I don't know anything about it. It was the second American Revolution. Yeah, they, yeah, they're pretty great. Friends spread pretty thin right now. Actually, they are meddling in too many affairs, but they're like, this is the one we can win. Maybe that's why they're like, they're like, we need to, we need to wrestle back some control. ah Oh, maybe, maybe. ah So uh the leadites are continuing to send the letters. They're showing up with their sledgehammers. Okay. 39:32 But now, whenever they show up, the army's just there for them. And so these turn into intense conflicts, where the army's doing army stuff, and the Luddites are hitting them with sledgehammers. And so obviously, the Luddites are losing most of these battles. I'm an army guy. That's what I said. I put my thumb down on the working man's head. 40:01 You'll shut your mouth. Then you do as you're told. Or else you and your family will never grow old. We're going to kill you if you don't work hard. We're going to kill you even if you do work hard. It turns out we can do it. We can do it. So something important to note about the protection of stocking frames, etc. Act of 1788. Yeah. Was. 40:30 the goal from that act and for years after that by a guy named by the name of Dan Daniel Cook, who was a member of Parliament, was to make the punishment death, but he couldn't get the rest of Parliament to agree with that. He's like, do guys think the dealt the punishments are being there like wow, probably years in prison. He's like, I think we should kill him. I was like, they're like, that's a little harsh and they're like also the way the how matter of fact you were about that's a little disturbed. I just think we should 41:00 Go on! 41:03 And so this... 41:09 Hey, Abby, what do you think we should do to work? Who refuse to use the new machines? She's going to respond and say kill him. oh 41:37 kill. Yeah, it's my blood kill. Oh, eh do it. My great, great, great, great, great, great. Dad did try to kill him, try to kill him. So that's crazy. So this situation is, now boiling over in such a way that parliament comes back. It's like whenever you're in parliament and the guy next me like, we should kill them. And you're like, Hey, relax man. What are you talking about? 42:03 it's like oh yeah. What should we do if someone doesn't want to use these new machines kill him? Oh yeah, that's crazy. So all of this was kind of like bubbling over. Yeah, of course. And remember we had the protection of stocking frames, et cetera act right of seventeen eighty eight in eighteen twelve part that came back and they passed the destruction of stocking frames, et cetera act eighteen twelve. So very similar. It's just got a 42:32 different first word and this one said if you break a stocking frame, we're going to kill you. That's all they got a path death penalty. Yeah, and so there was a little bit of push back right after this and the Luddites continue doing their thing for a little bit, but then they start killing and they started killing people uh and a lot. It's kind of disappeared pretty quickly after that, but also this is the time where it's like we, know, we we burned people for being a witch or whatever. 43:02 and it's like just imagine like getting killed and they were like you destroyed a stocking machine yeah and you're like I didn't and they're like well prove it and you're like you prove it and they're like 43:20 No. And they just kill you. Yeah, that's kind of, yeah, yeah. So what's interesting is they kind of disappeared from history. By the next generation, their children all grew up in this world, so they didn't know any better. And so they just kind of lived with this. And then the second Industrial Revolution happened, and we saw the same thing. And this system played for a century until we saw another group of people rise up against the railroad barons. 43:48 and eventually get a lot of these things overturned. it all started almost immediately in the first industrial revolution with the Luddites. And now it's like a uh pejorative term for people who like don't like technology or the Luddites. Yeah. But the thing is they didn't have a problem with the technology. They had a problem with the way the owners were using the technology to make everyone else's life suck. uh That was their problem. And what's really interesting, it's interesting you brought it up. 44:18 because there is a growing neo Luddite movement. Yeah. Where there are these people, these communities online of people who are setting warehouses on fire. They're talking about, they're talking about burning down these data centers. I have not seen anybody take credit for it, but it is interesting that we are starting to see warehouse fires and ah these flock cameras getting destroyed at the same time that these neo Luddites online are talking about how we need to destroy flock cameras and burn. 44:47 What are flock cameras? Our cameras are that that company that has been set at the private company that's setting up all these cameras. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's I like track and it's like license plate readers and stuff. Yeah, not a fan, not a fan, not a fan. You know what else I don't like? And this is something that I get mad at uh and this is just out of my butt. To be honest, 45:09 but I would like to know how much footage I what it seems like to me is that the majority of security camera footage that you see online is made up, but he is either acted out or it's a I and it's a way of selling you home security cameras like all these like these people like almost every time I see some kind of sensational like this person's breaking on my front door and they're kicking down the door. There's always a little tag that's like by this home camera yeah or every time I see oh this person's car got stolen on our driveway by a little camera 45:38 Yeah. And it's, think, I think so many of these things are just someone making content to sell the camera and it creates the illusion that your neighborhood is becoming worse. That's interesting that you say that because I've noticed. I use, we have a ring and we have the neighbors app and in that they have a feed of like all the stuff that people are talking about and ring will put sponsored things. Yes. And every single time I see that and I'm like, this isn't what ring camera footage looks like. This is better. 46:07 It is a camera that they turned black and white and they put the ring logo on there and they say look at what happened. Look what the ring camera caught yeah and it's just sensationalized stuff. Well, what you do is what they do is it's not scary stuff. It's like yeah, like fun like oh yeah, you're looking at the UPS guy uh heading the dog or whatever exactly. Exactly stupid. It's all a dog is a dude and also so much of the stuff they're trying to do. They're trying to get you so because they sell that data. 46:35 that they can just be look. We have a camera on that street and and that's useful for law enforcement and they sell all that data and they want to create a surveillance state and they want to push you against your neighbors and they want you to think that your neighbors are dangerous so you don't talk to them anyway. That's whatever though. We're not crying right now, but I'm saying like it really, it really makes me irrationally angry when I see a sketch or I see this stuff on here like you know, I just go, oh, you made this video to sell a camera. Yeah, that sucks. Yeah. 47:05 Yeah, that sucks. Yeah, and all those cameras are being used by the police state to track you and to know where you are and to to pay anyway. You I don't know how to pivot out of that. There are a What's your God think of that? I say this all the time. If social media wasn't part of my job, I wouldn't do it. I am getting over it, but I mean I'll tell you what I'm over 47:34 tell you what I'm over. Are you over the Echo show in my living room was showing me video ads this week. I walked in my living room and there's a full on video playing on my Echo show and I told her I said Alexa, if you show me their video ad, I will set you on fire and then she was like I get that you're frustrated. Unfortunately, I don't have anything. So I literally put it in nighttime mode 24 7. Yeah, so now there's a black screen with a clock on it. Yeah, yeah, because I'm like 48:00 I'm not going to be walking through my living room and now my peripherals catching motion and now I'm looking at an advertisement. You want to know? No, I'm cleaning the floor. That's like a buy a Pepsi. That's like that TV that they gave for free. Remember that they would give you a TV, but there's ads on the one no yeah yeah. Get out of here with that no yeah yeah. I am you hate ads as much as I do. You can join us on Patreon for six ninety nine funny right funny to do an ad 48:27 I am getting to the point though where I see an ad. If I see an ad for something, I'm like, I'm never going to buy from you. I don't want to see your advertisements. Don't don't show me your ads. Oh, I mean, I'm I'm I did the rant on the podcast before. I hate when brands comment on my post because it's like, hey, you're trying to get exposure off of the views that I got pay up. Yeah. And it's also it's also like, oh, Charlie's being like, oh, yeah. Hey, shut up and stick your chicken fingers in your nose. Huh? Post a picture of your food. 48:56 or get out. Like don't, I don't want to see you make some witty comment. Like, yes, it sucks. And I don't want to see people doing tick tock dances in your lobby. I don't. So I, what are all that to say? I understand it, but it just, it just kind of feels like the horse falls of the world. When I mean it's true. That is kind of the sad moral of the lead story is the light. It's like they did cover a little bit of ground, but then the, got stamped out. Yeah. And they lost. 49:25 but I will say we beat the railroad Barron's. That is something true. We can't get. We beat the railroad Barron's and so the long arc of history is usually these guys win, but sometimes sometimes every once in a while the good guys should do an episode on the railroad Barron's. I should do an episode. Yeah. Hey, I talked about a YouTube series. I want to start. I think it'd be really funny if I sat down with like my father in law or even your dad or just you know dads in general and we played monopoly together on a video series. 49:54 but then I start with like a lot of money and we just see how long it takes them to rage quit. I think that's a really funny game because then the whole time I can just say stuff like hey, we all have the same opportunities. Yeah, you know and you can pass acts that if you had if you had used your money to buy properties, you wouldn't be in the situation. Yeah, you you add you like edit all the cards and they draw chance card. That's like 50:18 Oh you. We discovered that you haven't paid taxes for thirty years. I have been paying taxes. That's not what our books say. Yeah straight to jail. I my dad worked hard for these railroads. That's why I have all four of them. That's why I was born with all four of them. Yeah. Oh I pulled to go to jail card, but my dad knows somebody so I don't have to go to go. You flip over the my dad knows the warded card. My dad knows the warden. My dad says I get four hundred dollars every time I pass go because he pays my rent. 50:47 he pays my rent. I just think it'd be really funny, but I honestly think it'd be funny if you don't change the cards to like you play the game as it's designed. You just start with more start with more. Yeah, and you see how long it takes them to like flip the table over. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't think it'd take that long, so I challenge you, my father in law, Joe. I challenge you to a game of unfair monopoly. Okay, 51:14 What say you Joe? Anyways, they say that if you go anywhere in like the midlands in Great Britain to this day and you're you, you, you grab your stockings and you put them to this is such an attempt. Listen closely. Here what it is, what it says, what you're going to hear is you're going to hear the song that says all hell. Okay. 51:43 and then there's a little fiddle off. That was a stretch. uh Hey, thanks for watching this on my last night. If you liked it, please share it with somebody. Tell somebody about the show. Please. No one knows we exist and it's up to you. It's up to you to get the word out here. You're our little evangelist and so you do that. That'd be great uh and ah if you want to watch another episode, check out carry nation. 52:07 kind of like this, but she really didn't like people drinking the booze and so she would take her axe and she would go destroy bars, which is pretty tough. That's pretty and it's so we like that episode a lot and you're going to watch it and join us on patreon for next week's episode. We like you. We're glad that you listen to this. Thanks for being here. We'll see you next week.


The term “Luddite” is often used to describe someone resistant to new technology. However, this modern interpretation significantly distorts the true historical context of the Luddite movement. Far from being technophobes, the original Luddites were a powerful force in early 19th-century Britain, reacting to profound social and economic upheaval caused by the Industrial Revolution. Their story is a compelling examination … Read More

This Guy Ate Vaseline Every Day | Robert Chesebrough

07-14-26

Episode Transcription

00:00 Hey man, I'm so excited to do this podcast is my favorite thing to do in the whole world. Oh my gosh, I'm so excited in here. Have you ever heard of a Robert cheese, bro, cheese brow? I think it's chess, bro. Okay, but I'm I'm gonna say cheese brow. This is a weird painting. It's a ch ese, which I think is h chess brow e se yeah, b r o u g h chesa bro. 00:30 Chesa bro. Yeah, I'm gonna call him cheese brow Chesa, bro, Robert cheese, brow Chesa, bro. Have you ever heard of no, but this painting is interesting. Yeah. Why do you say that? Because it looks modern. Like it looks like a modern painting because of the lighting. You know what saying? Like it looks like what you would see. Does that make sense? Yeah, I'm gonna be honest with you. I think that this is someone who painted an old portrait of him. Okay, okay, okay. think someone recently there's an old. That's what I'm saying. This looks like modern, like portrait, like photography lighting. 00:59 yeah, but this is clearly a guy who's like from the eighteen hundreds. Yeah, yeah, so this looks like if you looked at a painting of a guy and then made a modern portrait lighted painting of that guy. 01:14 Southern Baptist Costco. We don't let the ladies in here. Seeing is believing. Sounds like a gnome. Yes. Come on down to the Southern Baptist Costco. It really hits the T in Costco. Things I learned last night. 01:44 So who is Chesapeake? Chesapeake, Cheese Bro. It's Cheese Bro. Robert Augustus Cheese Bro was born in 1837 in London, England. Two American parents. were accidentally in England when he got born. he is in England when he got born. was trying to search Chesapeake. Don't look him up. What do do? Don't look him up. I'm telling you the story. Don't look him up. I can don't look him up. Don't look at me. No, I'm not. 02:13 you're not gonna believe this. What is pronounced cheese bro? I'm not even joking. It's either ches bruh or cheese bro, ches bruh, could you pass the ches bruh? Could you pass the ches bruh first syllable rhymes with fez or cheese, cheese bro sick. So he is cheese bro. He is cheese bro. Okay, cool. So born eighteen thirty seven in London, England, 02:42 and then his parents obviously like they live in Jersey. So they went back to Jersey. Okay, he grew up there and he was always like, how's that work? Does he get dual finish and ship? I think if you're born internationally, like you're you live there. Yeah, maybe you do. He got to come back, yeah, that's a good question because that way you're this back eighteen thirty seven. Okay, so back then they didn't care. They're like, oh, who cares? Like 03:07 the world is the world yeah yeah, so you're all just happy you got born. That's actually baby. We're that's that's a huge achievement for this time that you actually got made it yeah good for you um so back to Jersey and he was like interested in science, so it's been his whole youth learning science stuff and then he uh he ended up getting a job in the mid eighteen hundreds working as a chemist. 03:33 uh for a company that collected oil from Wales and they use that for what are you looking at me like that for? Okay, they use that for like lamps and still like oil lamps yeah and very successful industry for years. How do you, how do you collect oil from a whale? Is it a killing in the whale? I think probably yeah. I guess I don't know for sure. I'm assuming they probably killed them. Yeah, let's find out. It wasn't like a giant q tip that you like got to put it in their mouth. Yeah, yeah, 04:03 Yeah, it just as it was obtained from the whales. It doesn't say how okay. Oh yeah, let's search it. Hey, while you're doing that, I thought of an interesting question yesterday. Do bugs sleep? Yes, they do. I've seen it. What do mean? You've seen it. seen it. Remember that time? I just believed that video that said that spiders uh spiders learn your routine, so they only come out when you're not around, but really all that is is they're just nocturnal 04:33 and say you're just asleep. Yeah, I learned your routine with the sun goes down and they come out yeah. No, he usually goes to bed when the sun comes down. That's why we wait so oh yeah. They kill him yeah. It's a killing thing. Okay, okay, kill him yeah that yeah they wolf. Okay, they really kill him. Geez, okay, no yeah. So so 05:00 He worked as a chemist and he basically would verify this oil that they got from the whales. I'd be like, this is good oil, we can ship this and use this. um And successful industry for years until uh petroleum became an industry. Titusville in Titusville, Pennsylvania in, let me get the year right, 18, doesn't matter, doesn't matter, doesn't matter. 05:30 uh The first successful oil well was built and they extracted oil from the earth as crude oil and they had to kill the earth to do that. I did actually, you know, cut that really killed it really killing the earth for that. It's because of that. His job was made obsolete. He didn't need the job. He got laid off. uh He couldn't find any other jobs. And so he spent. Yeah, the ground is harder to catch than Wales. 05:58 turns out we can get the oil from the ground and so he decides I'm going to go to Titusville. I'm going see what's up and he gets one of those local wells to agree to let give him a tour so you can see around how everything works. Okay. And while he's looking at everything that's being done the whole process, there is a well that's not running talks to the people working that well and like well we have to give it. We have to stop it every once in while. This great they called it the rod wax off of the drill. 06:27 And he was like, what? And I'm like, well, it's this rod wax. So like finger off a dollop of it from the the the rod. said when we go down there, there's this byproduct we call rod wax. And it's just this clear jelly like substance that is not what we're trying to get. It's not valuable. And anyway, we usually just throw it away. And he says, oh, that's interesting. Can I taste that real quick? He's like, he's like, can I find out some stuff about that? And 06:55 The workers were like, yeah, we actually use it. Like when we injure ourselves on the job, we just cover ourselves in it because it helps us heal faster and soothing and it helps us heal faster. So he takes it home and he talks to the company. The company's like, yeah, you can take as much as you want. So he literally takes barrels home with him and start studying this stuff. And he discovers, oh, there is something to this. Like using this, like he would like literally like a sporn. He would burn himself. 07:23 and then he'd rub the trying to guess what it is. He'd rub this rod wax on him and he would realize, oh, if I burn myself here and then burn myself here and put the wax on this spot, this spot's healed faster than this spot is. And so it's like there's something to this. This is magic earth dust earth jelly earth. It's day to market. He calls it earth goop. Yeah, no, he gets a, he gets a patent for it because he finds another process of a way to 07:50 kind of purify it and actually use it in a way that's a consistent um and actually like, you know, ready for market. Yeah. He pounds it and he ends up spending months trying to come up with a good name for it. He lands on a name that is actually a combination of a few words. So he takes, let me find this word. He takes the German word for water, which is Wasser and the Greek word for oil, which is a Leon, and then the suffix I N E 08:20 because it sounds scientific and comes up with Vaseline. I was right yeah yeah, so he takes Vaseline to market. This is his his read the German word again, waser idiot. Okay, what do you mean? Fosser? Oh yeah, Fosser. I guess you're right yeah, waser uh waseline, so I nailed it perfect. I like that, so he takes was in the market. 08:47 and on the box he puts his mission and his entire thoughts about how the world should work. Well, this is what I love about this, so he takes it to market in 1876 1870. He manufactures it for the first time 1872. He gets a patent and he immediately starts taking it to market and he goes around New York City to all the pharmacies. He's like he's like hey, I got this stuff Vaseline, Vaseline and he starts telling the pharmacist everything it does and the pharmacist don't believe yeah, no, doesn't, but that's not real. What 09:17 no one wants to buy any of it. Yeah, so he says, okay, how, how, how is Vaseline? What is it? So we'll get there. Okay, so he, he is just rod gel. Yeah, yeah, it's a byproduct of, of crude oil. Okay, is what it is. um And so this is, he gets this carriage, this horse drawn carriage. Yeah. And he goes around New York City. 09:47 And he basically sets up a side show uh where he lights himself on fire and then he rubs that Vaseline on it. And he tells people this will make me heal faster. And he shows people other spots. He's like, come back in three days. Come back to this spot. Three days now. Three days time. This will be healed. If you were here two days ago. 10:09 Here's yesterday's! That's exactly what he would do. He'd be like, here's yesterday's bird. And people would be like, oh, it's pretty healed. And the only people who know that are the people who were here yesterday. And then there'd be a guy who's like, I was here yesterday! Take it from me, a man who was born in the UK. But I lived here in Jersey. Why don't you have a British accent? Well. You were born in the UK? All I got to do is put Vaseline on your vocal that man. 10:40 Hey, we just reduced the price of our Patreon to 699 a month. That's one price for everybody. You get all the perks. You get the live hangouts, you get to join the discord, you get early access, whichever reason you're joining for. We wanted to make it one price because I hate that everything in the world is going up in price, and so we wanted to make this a little bit more affordable for everyone to do. And so but also, you know, the other goal is that more of you join it so that we can keep funding the show. I mean, like what you know, how do I say that? That sounds like we're 11:07 poor and we are we are and uh no, but if you can't join us on Patreon, no worries at all. Another way to support the show is by sharing it. Please tell somebody like the show and thanks for for being here for this episode. 11:25 don't have a weird act so and so he burnt himself and then he burned then to be like look the burns healed from yesterday and what he would then do is after he did his little side show he'd be like come here come here children. He really do got to be like hey come back in a couple of days. Well he would then give out what was samples the first like one of the first documented first free samples and so he was given out. He was a cosco lady yeah and so you give out free samples of the cost or the cost of the vaseline and he'd say go which 11:55 can I just say haven't seen a lot of them last summer gone to Costco? Oh yeah, they don't do that as much. The samples have been dying down and I will say when I do see them, it's useless stuff. I went, I went, I'm not, I'm not exaggerating. I went the other day and she had on like a free sample of this twenty foot outdoor pool. We cut it into little pieces and put it in the cup. Would you like a free sample? 12:24 and you're like, guess I guess I'm back in three days. See what that become. Barry, this beat in your backyard, giving out magic beans and guys, I got these magic beans from a Costco lady and then you go back and you're like guys, there was a lady in this aisle and they're like 12:50 no there wasn't. We have let women in this store. What is the southern back to the southern Baptist Costco? We don't let the ladies in here. 13:10 mm okay, so is southern baptist cosco that's crazy and what he would do is give out the samples yeah and say if you like that you can buy it at any pharmacy in New York, but the pharmacies don't carry it yeah, but they have are they're asking for it. So now all these people start showing up at every pharmacy and they're like hey, do you guys carry this Vaseline that's smart and all the pharmacists were like oh, we got to get some of that Vaseline. Everyone wants that Vaseline yeah and so we got you some of that Vaseline 13:39 everybody wants. really what do you think that bit was? I just need you to describe to me what you because you went everybody goes like Halloween town, Vaseline, Vaseline, Vaseline. Like what do you think the bit was? I don't know. Just pharmacists. We every everybody wants some Vaseline. You think pharmacists are just being weird. Pharmacists are weird man. Okay, I just take me a little weird. All right, 14:06 So the pharmacist start calling them and they're like, hey, yeah, calling him. I don't know. They got the, they got the catalog that he gave him. I don't know. They're sending them a letter. don't know what they did then. 14:19 pigeon. They pop them off a telegraph. I don't know. And so they start ordering. He's taking in orders from carrier pigeons. Hey, we got to two barrels down to the two barrels to a picture. 14:37 we got to get some big a bitch and so yeah a couple years later, but there is the pigeons are not able to carry the barrels because they're too small and the idea would be that you find a pigeon big enough that can carry two barrels and that's a funny vision or the audio engines. 15:00 right now. You explain your pharmacist joke earlier. I've explained okay. Let me explain. It's a visual that pharmacists. They can't be picked up by I don't understand what this one they got pigeons holding up their arms. The farmers are like ratatouille by a co pigeons. All right, that's a good visual. 15:27 See that's a visual bit. There we go. Okay, cool. We're flushing it out. Yeah, we're working on it. We're gonna cut all of it out. oh Thanks. Good. So by 1874, two years later, they got to the point where he's selling 1400 jars of a say that building had Vaseline on it like I you know, yes, they end up building a factory. They're they're moving, they're moving Vaseline and so he starts going to all these like medical institutions and he's like he's like, study this stuff. Tell me what it does. 15:57 And everyone's like, nothing really, honestly, man. This doesn't really do anything. He's like, Hey, that's not what you were supposed to say. He's like, I give you a couple hundred dollars, can you say it does something? And they're like, they're like, we did the same thing for Coca-Cola. So what they, what they found, the only thing that they found that Vaseline actually does is it's like a protective layer. And so it prevents infection and it is a little soothing, like, and so it soothes and it protects you from further infection. And especially in that day and age. 16:26 Infection was super common. Yeah. And so so that is useful. Yeah. These wounds would heal faster because they weren't infected. The other ones were infected or they were getting back in three days. I used to have all five fingers, but then I didn't put Vaseline on my pinky and I lost it when I cut it off. What are the but thankfully this will make it grow back. He's just got like 16:56 Molded Vaseline finger and it's like super goopy Yes Seeing is believing 17:11 It sounds like a gnome. Yes. Come on down to the Southern Baptist Costco. Really hits the T in Costco. Come on down to Southern Baptist Costco. So no women allowed. We don't let the ladies pass their tag line. Okay. So the tag line is 17:40 Southern Baptist Costco. We don't let women in here and we have plenty of free samples. A really big tagline. 17:54 You 17:57 oh So he starts marketing it as being kind of like this panacea. can do anything and everything. And it's kind of one of those weird things where like, yes, it's this protective layer. And so because of that, you can use it in a lot of different applications. And it's it's wound care, it's diaper care, it is skin stuff. uh He starts marketing it as like a hair product for... 18:26 like pomade yeah yeah yeah yeah give your hair that just come to look all day long. So it's like yeah like a pomator yeah uh cream hair tonic yeah just make your hair greasy. Put this oil in your hair uh and so some people like that so they market it in all now was a fifty's. Yeah, was a long time later. Yeah, so they're marketing it in all sorts of different ways. They're having a hard time getting any like scientific establishment to like verify any of claims that they're making but 18:54 It doesn't matter. It's popular. It's selling like crazy. They're getting very, very big. Okay. And in 1881, his company gets galled up by Standard Oil and becomes part of their whole massive conglomerate, which was a great partnership for them because obviously Standard Oil has all of this rod wax that they don't need. Yeah. And so they are able to then just skyrocket their production. Right. 19:24 you have to figure out stuff to use it for because you have so much yeah. You've got tons and so the you do new products well yeah. Eventually, eventually they've discovered how to turn this stuff into plastics. this is where plastic comes from sure, but for a long time it's just this jelly the Queen of England nights him, which is an interesting move. She says she uses vastly every day. She's a huge Vaseline fair. What year does she night him? 19:54 1883. Here and here and he goes. 20:00 because the sword kind of cut him a little bit. Yeah, he puts the he became like a huge believer and he constantly would market it. I constantly cut himself constantly burn himself and like in public and like put it on and like see how well it works. Yeah, like I don't it just looks like you just put it on your arm. Well, look, I did it here before. You know, that was his yeah, his his his you go. You're gonna help me. Nope, his his 20:28 Oh, he's kind of stuck trying to figure it out. That was his keep going. I like this. This is a fun game. That was his Tim. This is rough. I don't know what the word you, you could help. It's stitch. Is it stitch? Yeah, that was his ditch. I don't think it's stitch. I really don't think it's stitch. It's stitch. Robert would Robert 20:58 He doesn't care about our team at all. So that was his whole stitch. That's not the word. Yeah, it is. uh I'm going to listen back to this and I'm going to know what I'm trying to say. Okay, it's stitch. It's stitch. It's not. if you know what I'm trying to say, comment below and I'm trying to say it's Lilo and stitch. So that's his holy low and stitch. 21:23 Okay, whatever, uh, because dude in Kim Possible, he's like, what's the stitch? No, it's stitch. That's stitch. know that you're not gonna get me on that one. 21:34 Oh boy, am I sick? I sure do need Tim stones. Get well quick trick. And what is it? It's simply chug an entire gallon of orange juice. Wow. I forgot. And then this shirt reminded me, I'm so glad that I have this shirt as a public service announcement, a public health service to other people around me. Do your part. Get this shirt. 22:04 shop.tilland.com 22:11 Anyways, so he spends his life being like devoted to this stuff. Yeah, when in 1902 he builds this building, which this is not really part of story. I just really like it. It's cool building. It's very cool. This is in Manhattan. It was the tallest building in the city at the time being the tallest building was his little stitch. 22:39 that you're gonna immediately, we're gonna turn off the cameras, you're gonna tell me what the word I was looking for is, because I know you know what it is. And I'm not gonna be able focus the rest of the I've told you several times. I've told you several times at this point. 22:57 keep going. The building's I've tried to think of like all Just move on. Let's move on. Let's move on. Let's move on. That's all right. That's all right. That's right. So in 1911 on that, what did you say? Let's not get stuck on that stick. Oh good times. So he his company regains a lower. 23:23 His company regates its independence in 1911 when the government breaks up Standard Oil. um And he becomes like a real estate speculator and he starts building all these big buildings and different things all over the world. uh In his 50s, he gets the flu ah and he's very sick. And while he is in the hospital, uh he says, whatever you're planning on doing, that'll need it. What I need you to do is I need you to cover my body head to toe in Vaseline. 23:53 and I'm going to be honest. I don't know if this actually happened or if this is just what he told everyone when he got out. Geez bros get well quick cover your whole body in Vaseline. Yeah and he says he says I was out of the hospital in two days and whether that actually happened or not. I don't know. It seems like the kind of thing a salesman would just yeah yeah yeah yeah but it also seems like the kind of thing that because we do know he used to burn himself right public and then put Vaseline on 24:23 he he might have just just close up all your pores. Yeah, I don't know like you know nothing's getting in or out. Let's try it. Let's try it next time we're sick. Let's both just try it. Let's do it right. Wait, would you go next door to high V? I'm out of a so yeah, we're probably gonna need all the will get shirtless. It will just allow. I can't. Oh, that makes me sick thinking about it. That's so gross. Vaseline. You want to know something really? Oh, so I 24:53 I have this thing, the word for it is eczema. But my hands get really chapped and like dry every winter. people notice. Thanks, glad you do. And when I was a kid, it got really bad. I think I've made fun of you on the show where I go get your leprosy hands away from me. No, that's fair. And then you go, it's not leprosy, it's eczema. It's not leprosy, it's my whole shtick. It's not leprosy, it's eczema. That's how you talk. whatever, really. But growing up. 25:23 in back home in colorado. There's like no moisture in the air, so yeah, it would get like bad. My hands crack really bad and but the solution my mom came up with was Vaseline. So your hands are always shiny. Well, we didn't do it in the day because it's gross to walk around with Vaseline. so we definitely learned your routine. 25:45 he uses his hands less at night, so he covered my hands in Vaseline at night, but then that was gross because it got all over my bed. You were well yeah, and so instead of so then you had those big Mickey Mouse gloves. Well, they had had they made those those gloves, but they were like they were oven. They were bad looking. They were they were awful. They were genuinely awful and instead the solution was I went to bed with Vaseline card hands and we put two socks on my arms. 26:10 and so I went to them a tube socks on the hands with vastly dance inside there. Yeah, and then I remember I can clearly remember as a kid with the socks, picking up cups, going to computer typing kill Josh kill, Josh, and they knew it was you because the grease residue left by so much grease on the yeah. It was bad and I yeah, just like having to do everything like this. Yeah. Once I went to bed after yeah, it was gross 26:39 That's really sad, man. It's not sad. It's just as health care. Yeah, sure. My parents got an insurance payout for that. 26:50 Okay, so he recovers from the flu yeah. He does recover from the flu. He goes back to allegedly because of a so allegedly because of a saline ah and then yeah. Like I said, he he continues running his business, his business, super successful business ah and then in March, nineteen thirty three, he's ninety six years old yeah and he's interviewed in a local newspaper and they're like what's your like secret? Like how did you live so long? 27:17 I drank two vasolines a day. He said, he said, well, I ate a spoonful of Vaseline every day. so. OK, so and here's the thing. I believe him. I do believe that he genuinely did that, because here's the thing. There's like a fine line between being kind of a crazy person and being a salesman. 27:45 And so the salesman is like, Hey, there's the pool and all that stuff. Right. And then this guy is like, but I believe this stuff, but I actually buy it. And every morning he's just, Oh, a spoon full of Vaseline makes them medicine. I just wrote that. Um, and so he said he did that and that started to spread. People started to eat Vaseline in the morning because they thought it was healthy because he did it. Um, and so over the course of a few years, 28:13 That's so crazy. Yeah, this kind of became like a panacea for a while. For years, people were doing it for everything, and then by like the mid fifties, it kind of became something where I was like, okay, this is just kind of some stuff, um but he dies ah not long later at ninety six in September of nineteen thirty three yeah, nineteen fifty five uh Pons extract company uh buys out 28:39 cheese bros manufacturing company, okay, which later is bought by Unilever and you know ever still making it still this day, so Vaseline is still on the shelves. uh It doesn't. What is it now? It's the same thing. It's just this extract from oil, and so they pull it off those rods. The byproduct that you don't use part of it goes into plastics. Part of it goes into jelly and it's like purified into petroleum jelly, and there's a handful of companies that make it now, but Vaseline is like the biggest worldwide. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and I mean it's and it's 29:09 It doesn't do anything. It's just kind of coats your skin. I shouldn't say it doesn't do anything. It does soothe you. does. It's a protective layer. It's really all it is. And at no point was he like, you know what? We should make this like a like an MLM. 29:27 I don't know. It was just his business. He just went around selling it and it was in like pharmacies and stuff. Oh, OK. The time. Yeah. That's story of Robert Cheese, bro. Cheese, bro. Cheese, cheese, bro. Yes. Yeah. OK. Well, fiddle off. Hey, thanks for being here for this episode of Things I Learned Last Night. If you liked it and you want another one like it, you can go check out Painless Parker, a dentist who would kind of go around and try to convince people that he knew how to do dentist stuff. 29:57 he didn't and so you can go check that out. We thank you for being here. 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Ever wondered about the humble beginnings of the ubiquitous jar of Vaseline on your shelf? It’s a tale steeped in innovation, unconventional marketing, and the sheer tenacity of one man: Robert Chesebrough. His journey from an obsolete chemist to the founder of a global brand is as intriguing as the product itself. The Accidental Englishman: Robert Chesebrough’s Early Life Born … Read More

YouTuber Gets DESTROYED In $200k Lawsuit | Bricks & Minifigs Ep 333

07-07-26

Episode Transcription

00:00 Hey man, I can do the episode with your hair looking like that. I was wondering the whole time we're setting up was like surely he's going to fix his hair. It's fine. This is fine. This is you look like now. Yeah, okay, it's good. All right, man, ever happy to be here by the way. You know, I don't think you are all right. What's up? Leave it. What you got? Nobody else does. What topics do you have today? uh Have you ever heard of bricks and mini figs bricks and mini figs? Yeah, 00:29 No. 00:33 got it, we got it, we Yeah, yeah, what do you do for your work? Well, I'm a YouTuber. What does that look like? I lure young girls into the woods. 00:46 Yeah, I was back when I was into scaring third graders. 00:54 Things I learned last night. 01:03 uh So, well, I'll tell you what bricks and many things is actually to start the story. is this this story. I'll tell you this is one of the most okay. What I can say for sure. This is definitely going to be in law textbooks for years to come. uh And this is one of the most convoluted bricks and many messy just disasters of 01:31 minifigs, a bunch of people making bad choices over and over and over again. Okay. And there's a lot to this, which is also the story of this podcast. We keep showing up and then we keep making bad decisions over and over and over again. What I'll tell you for sure is this is this it's June 16th. This is developing story. By the time this comes out, some other stuff is for sure happened. Yeah. And 01:59 in the length of this podcast, we're definitely not going to able to cover anything. I mean, does this episode come out? I don't know. A few weeks. I honestly don't know. Should I? Should I find out? Should we pause for a second and I find out? Okay, let's leave all this in. I'm going to pause for a second. I'm going to find out. Oh wait. Yeah. Okay. I'm fighting out. Hold on. You're in a mood. I'm not in a You broke your wife. I'm in a mood. 02:31 So yeah, so July 7th. Yeah. So for sure, some stuff has happened. Yeah. And also what's happening in July is that I'm in Goshen, Goshen, gosh darn Indiana. Yeah. Uh, July 24th and fifth. That's why I was asking about the release date. Oh, there you go. I do stuff outside of this. What do do? Uh, appliance repair and I'll be in Goshen, Goshen. I'll be in Goshen. I think it's Goshen. I'll be in Goshen, Indiana, fixing some refrigerators on July 24th and 25th. uh 03:01 he does like faith healing events, but it's for a small. I lay my like break it to and you watch the temperature go down. You know, it's pretty wild. He healed my microwave. He healed my microwave, but what I'm saying is this is like yeah, there's a lot to the story. Okay, if you know this story coming in, I'm definitely not going to be able to cover everything. Okay, I'm to say, but bricks and mini figs is a Lego like resale. 03:31 chain got it. Okay, they're all across sense. They're all across the country. What is a what is a mini fig mini fricks make sense? Yeah, many figures are like guys, the Lego guys. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So they're off brand like, but they sell Legos. They sell Legos and so they there's a lawsuit where Legos like you can't do this. Well, they are separate, completely separate from Lego. They just do Lego resale, right? They don't like do anything that uses the brand of Lego. 04:01 And so like they're getting away with it. They have for a couple of years been working to become an authorized retailer of Lego. Okay. That has not happened yet. Right. Right now they're just a resale like so they can't sell new Lego thing. Yes. Yes. But it's just resell old stuff. And so it's kind of like game stop. Yeah. You come in, you trade in your old Legos to sure new old Legos. Oh, no, I love this episode right now. Oh, we got a couple of Patreon supporters who are like 04:29 I actually learned it from Noah. No, did you? Okay, okay, okay, okay. Yeah. Shout out to you, Noah. And I, and I will say Noah, when I first looked into this, I definitely did say I hated this story and I wasn't going to cover it, but the more I got into it, was like, Oh, I need to cover this story. So good recommendation. Yeah. Good job, Noah. So the story starts with this guy by the name of Brian Mansell. And so Brian, his dad, not him, his dad has a massive Lego star Wars collection. 04:58 valued somewhere in the ballpark of $200,000 and it's all these rare Lego Star Wars like old discontinued. Are they put together? They're in the boxes. Okay. And so these are boxed like collector items like treated. Which is the whole point of Lego is to not open them and not put them together. There's so much more fun when they're in the box. So much more fun when you just look at it. He took it. So his dad started collecting the set. You know that I know like a Lego master. 05:28 Really? Yeah, like work for legoland. Yep, really? Yeah, yeah, he he won a art competition for late and yeah, it was like a sculpture competition with legos and then he worked at the Kansas City one and it was going to go on that show. Is the show called Lego Masters? ah But yeah, so he's I mean he's he built like the fully functioning r two d two down at the at legoland, Kansas City and then uh Disney suit them and made them pulled off a floor. 05:58 because it's like a fully functioning like with the with the remote control and everything and is not lego because disney owns the star wars ip that's crazy and then they were like sued him for that they didn't sue him oh they sued the they told legoland send him a cease and desist and they were like hey that you can't has that on display because it's not an official lego licensed ip that's crazy because like he just made it made it he just made it that's insane he's really going have you been to legoland yeah i've been well i was a kid 06:28 and I was like, is that what ours was called? Is it a Lego land? Kansas City does have a Lego land, but it's not. It's not Lego land like San Diego. That's where I, well, yeah, obviously. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but it is like, can't say it smells like wet hot dogs like because they have a concession stand and they're selling 06:45 they're selling. They're selling. thought you went on. mean dry hot dog. You know all they got is wet on. I don't know what dog or try on. We yell over me Tim. It ruins the pod. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, 07:07 so you know what I'm talking about. What if we did the whole podcast in PR style? You know what I'm talking about when I say no, but you don't talk about where people like they put them on the rollers or they just boil those dogs and the whole place smells like damp dogs. Yeah, that's right and like that nacho cheese bag. Yeah, yeah, you know 07:30 and they haven't figured out how to ventilate the Lego land, Kansas City location so that it doesn't like literally I was walking around like this stuff's really cool, but also like I'm going to throw up. It smells so bad yikes yikes just do chips. Yeah, that's that's you don't got to have hot dogs have what hot dogs and bag nacho cheese. You don't have to do it. Yeah, just sell chips. That's rough. 07:57 Yeah, so no, I haven't been to that one. I've been to the one in San Diego. Okay, one in San Diego. They have a driving school and you get a license. Yeah, and I went when I was probably like seven or eight. My parents took me like it was a family vacation and then you drove back because they you got your license. Now, buddy, we got to the airport and they asked like security right from my parents ID and then I handed him my Lego and I do. This is nice and they arrest and then they broke you on the ground and then they 08:25 they held you in a in a room for seven hours. Your parents, by the way, got on the flight still crazy because they we can't miss the flight. didn't care. Yeah, they'll ship them back with their like, oh, don't question them. If it and your dad was like, honestly, I want to know if he is involved with some terrorism. Brian's dad has this really valuable collection. Brian's dad has this really valuable collection. Yes, and Brian's dad's intention for the collection from the start. Okay, was I mean, I shouldn't say his intention from the start. 08:54 His intention from the start was he loved him and he wanted to collect them. But his long-term dream was one day I will sell this collection and it's going to pay for my grandkids college. was his. Yeah. And so he's like, he's like, I'm going to be collecting is going to increase in value and no college. Well, sadly his dad gets cancer and they're they need the money. And so they decide let's go sell the collection and try to make some money. So Brian Mansell, this guy, he takes that collection. 09:24 to his local uh Brickson Mini Fig store, which is in Salem, Oregon, or I think it's like right outside Salem, Oregon, a town right outside. OK. And he makes a consignment deal with them. So he doesn't actually sell it to them. If you don't know what consignment is, the store basically just agrees to hold it on stock. And they're going to take a commission of every sale and then pay Brian when they sell it instead of buying out the whole collection. When they originally uh make the consignment deal, 09:54 Bricks and Minifigs, the owners of that franchise, it's a franchise company, not a corporate owned company. They go and they take pictures of the collection at his house and they post about it, they make a huge deal about it, how this is a $200,000 collection. And then they enter into this consignment deal. Meanwhile, the owners of this, let me get their names right, the owners of this franchise, their names are Crystal, 10:22 Law and Benjamin Gorman, they are partners and they're planning on moving out of the country and they own this franchise. And so they make this deal, they have it for about a year, everything under consignment. And then they call corporate and they say, Hey, we want to go ahead and sell our franchise. We're moving. Yeah. And so they started the process. They're going through all the paperwork and then one night in the middle of the night, I should say the middle of the night, right before close, somebody shows up at the store. 10:52 with someone. Now somebody to rob them freaking somebody shows up the store with somebody from corporate and they're like, hey, we are taking over this location. This is no longer your location. You need to hand over all your documents and you need to vacate the property or the property. If you don't, you will be immediately. Yeah, you will be trespassed. How 11:18 should we just do this to some people? Should we put on like a suit and tie and just walk into places and go hey, excuse me? Well, here's the thing. This really was a corporate represent yeah. Yeah, I understand. I was saying we're gonna do the I understand. You're saying, I'm saying should we just show up places and go like hi, just take over from corporate. You don't know that hey, I'm from I'm from bricks and many things corporate my badge and and it's 11:47 It's like what's that guy's name Jimmy? I've sent you a stuff. He shows a lot of construction sets. You love Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy Fallon videos all the time. People are like what who's watching this and I show anymore. It's Tim. He's watching the videos. They're not clips. They're videos of my TV that I feel when I said and you can hear me breathe. I'm like 12:10 and you can't hear the TV. All you hear is my breathe laughing because I'm wearing airpods and like you're also sending me the commercials because you're watching on live TV. Yeah, yeah, that's you're like you gotta eat home in this. I saw wait to see this joke. This is going back after this. I went to I wound it too far back. Okay, 12:40 so Jimmy somebody uh no Jimmy. Yeah, what's his name, but he shows up at construction sites and he does that. Oh yeah, just acts like he's a change. Yeah, he's like, can you this change to this guy big fan and like just messes with just hands of the hey, would you pass it over to exactly yeah, make sure Brian gets this yeah and he's like he's like he's like hey, what did Todd say? Did Todd say anything about that lunch I sent over today? Did you get any of that and then be lunch? Who's taught? It's hilarious and it works. 13:08 every single time. I love it. That's what I'm saying dude. It's like it's like the doctor in a lab coat thing. You just believe it like create yourself as a position authority. Yeah. If you seem confident, people believe you hey, I were from corporate. We actually need you to empty all the cash out of the register and put it on this gift card and then give me the code for the gift card. So that would help me a lot. It's just typical corporate activity, typical card, typical corporate stuff. 13:35 you know, big up. Hey, I don't. If you had a college degree, you'd get it well and your question. That is why I drive why I drive a two thousand and fourteen BMW. All right, which is why I drive a two thousand three Toyota Sequoia. Speaking of a toy two thousand three Toyota Sequoia 14:00 How about this one on Facebook marketplace? I'll screenshot it right now. It's three. It's three thousand two hundred and fifty. Hold on. This is actually a pretty good deal. One hundred and sixty nine thousand miles home. I'm home. But then the price down here says forty nine fifty OBO, so it's got a hundred and sixty thousand sixty nine thousand miles, which I don't know if you about Toyota's pretty pretty young. That's basically like three thousand miles. That's basically like three thousand miles. Two thousand three. You know, you know, 14:28 and then he even puts in your Toyota Sequoias are known for lasting three to four hundred thousand miles with proper maintenance, ready to drive home today now, and this is sold by Stan Tramp. So their cover photo is a BMW. I'm a screenshot that and their profile picture is ah is the 14:52 the thing from it. I think I don't know that is what that is kind of creepy. That is a little creepy. So if you're interested in that, it's in Glendale, California, make sure you pick up at a police station. Do one of those police station face. I mean it looks for this one. I like the color. What's the wear and tear on the inside? Let's see some interior shots. Honestly, the interior is pretty good for a two thousand three. This is a twenty three year old vehicle. There you go. You know, interior looks pretty good. I I would I would do it. I might do it 15:23 so you can't buy this. You know what? Sorry, this week sponsors canceled. I just bought a Toyota Sequoia, you know, use code till it. You're always trying to make that joke when I these promos and you every time you're like joke, you just go till you it's like we're doing it and then you're trying to snap into my frame. I didn't always over like you still telling by the way, make sure to use code till it wasn't even I think it's like, hey but every single time you like that 15:52 use code till when you check out because like that's the that's the funny part of the the funny part of that is not that we're reading a Facebook marketplace. It's that you're using code till and if you don't use code till and then it's not funny. That's my view. 16:12 So so they come and they say hey, we're from corporate. We're taking over your store and what they allege is that she owes a button. Sirens went off and there's like there's a code Dylan code. You know, funny or joke than what he was a mini figures run in live size mini figures and they kill her. They take their hands. They say hey, they allege that she has a bunch of unpaid 16:42 franchise fees and also rent because this is late at night. We're coming in crystals there crystals there. Yeah, she's okay and they go hey you have unpaid franchising unpaid franchise fees and unpaid rent because they are the owner of the property. So the way they the way that this franchise does right right right right at least from the proper yeah the franchise, which is how we should do a whole episode of how McDonald's and subway really are killing their franchisees. It's truly remarkable uh so 17:12 They, they, it's just business. They basic supply and demand business. uh So the people there that night were someone from corporate, someone from corporate uh and the new franchise owner. They went and they found somebody else to buy the franchise in this behind her back in this whole time in Oregon. Yeah. And they did a hostile takeover so she doesn't get to sell it. They're seizing the franchise back from her. 17:34 and so this is actually security camera footage from that night. This is one of the new orders. There's two guys that are two partners that are coming in as new owners. Yeah, there's a guy by the name of brain. We ain't gonna wear. We don't even got to wear suits. Yeah, you guys is wearing an underarm or quarter zip and a bag from his high school football practice. Yeah, where he plays running back 17:55 teams lose it that year. What are we doing that need a 52 year old man? Remember back in the day, Brandon Best? He was so good. You know, that's like the coaches are sitting around like, man, if we could just have a Brandon Best in our team. And it's like, what are the assistants? Would you buy this? Check the rule book. 18:18 you know, I actually ran this rule book through chat, she and it said that there's nothing in here. have a fifteen year old running back says that they can be any age. They just have to be under six foot and guess what he's five eleven and three quarters. He's very tall right at the cut off. So okay, so brand best. Yeah, he's not wearing a suit. 18:42 he comes in. This is security camera footage. This is security camera. I'll honest. Crystal's got purple hair. She doesn't seem like she's running a tight business, but not at all. It's not a tight ship being run over here, you know, and you're like, Jaren, that's a generalization of people with purple hair. Yep, it's pretty accurate. uh So they go around the store and they take pictures of everything in the store, the whole inventory that night, and she is trying to print out a bunch of receipts from the POS. 19:09 okay, and they're like the hey, you don't need you. You can't do that. You need to leave and she's like no, I need you don't understand. I have to get receipts because I have a guy who has a collection here under consignment right and he has unpaid invoices because she she didn't pay him basically monthly and so she says I owe him a lot of money for four sets. We've sold. I need to get that and Brandon tells her he says well, that's a business thing. We're to solve. We're taking over your business and so anything that the business will handle that is what he's saying. Yeah, this is that's our problem now sure as the new business. 19:39 And so basically they kick her out and she leaves and they take over the company. So she was not paying. 19:48 um corporate alleges she was a pink corporate. Brandon has been paid for some of this. He says, but two people in Brandon or I shouldn't say Brian, Brian, Brian, who I was going to say who Brian owns the collection. Yeah, he's been at Brandon. That's Brandon. Yes, yeah, and so he says that Crystal had paid him for some of for some items that they've sold to out that sure, but there's definitely the majority of that collection is still in that store right and in fact they went through later. They went through the security camera footage from that night 20:18 And you can see a lot of it in the inventory on that store throughout the store. And you know it's his because he put yellow stickers on all of his collection when he brought it in. So he knows what's it's like clearly identifiable, what's his and not somebody else's that's there. so Brian Mansell tries to get in contact with new ownership after this. This goes over just to kind of make sure everything's still good. Isn't really getting like much feedback in contact with them. 20:47 Okay, and then she goes into the store and wasn't the store. He runs into the other owner. This is a guy by the name of I believe it's Josh. Yeah, Josh Johnson. This is Josh Johnson. Okay, and this is he when this is from police camera footage. So this is how I know the story gets good because I know what an axon body camera is and so Josh Johnson is in the store. I know that body cam is 21:17 you know, Josh Johnson's the other guy, the other partner in the I just saw Alex like just looking at his screen really taking in this guy and this is oh shoot. This is three months ago. Yeah, okay, recent yeah he's dressed like a twenty fourteen youth pastor yeah, which is dressed as a nineteen fifties lumberjack. 21:41 Maybe before. don't know when lumberjacks are. I don't know either now. I think so. Brian's basically like, hey, I've been trying to contact you about my collection. That's an assignment here. I know you just switched over owners, right? I'd like to just take my collection back. I can't get a hold of you. I don't like what's going on here. Like I'd like to just take it back and find some other way to sell it. And they're like no and he says, he says we don't have your collection and he's like, he's like 22:07 No, you do. have a consignment agreement. actually have it in writing here, signed with the previous ownership. You took over, so now this is your inventory, but it's my product. And so I'd like to take it back. And the guy just thumbs through the contract and he's like, look around, do you see it here? And he's like, no, I don't see it here. He's like, can we check in the back? And he just crosses his arms. He crosses his arms and he looks at him and he says, let me tell you how this is going to work. You're either going to leave or you can take me to court and we're going to draw this out. 22:37 I'm going to drain you for everything you're worth and I'm going to tell you it's not going to be worth it for you. uh And so Brian and him they kind of get in a little disagreement that night. It doesn't like escalate or anything like that. And eventually let me tell you how this is going to work. All right. When you wake up you're going to see me outside your house every day until I get my collection back. All right. Your kids go to this school. I know their teacher. 23:06 I've been flirting with her. 23:12 Hey, we just produced the price of our patreon to six ninety nine a month. That's one price for everybody. You get all the perks. You get the live hangouts. You get to join the discord. You get early access, whichever reason you're joining for. We wanted to make it one price because I hate that everything in the world is going up in price. And so we wanted to make this a little bit more affordable for everyone to do. And so but also, you know, the other goal is that more of you join it so that we can keep funding the show. I mean, like what you know, how do I say that? That sounds like we're 23:40 poor and we are we are and uh no, but if you can't join us on patreon, no worries at all. Another way to support the show is by sharing it. Please tell somebody like the show and thanks for for being here for this episode. 23:57 information. I'm dating their teacher now, so now I go, I go into the classroom and I bring when my wife was teaching third grade, we at the end of the school year, this was a learning moment was we were like, let's get cake for the end of school year, but she ordered an ice cream cake. I don't know if you know about ice cream things. You got to those things fall because you can't cut into them. 24:24 Oh yeah, yeah, one hundred and you definitely can't cut into when they're frozen and there's thirteen just freaking eight year olds being like I sit in there like a brand chill out, relax, relax and then you're looking at her and she's over there panicking being like. 24:46 and I'm like I'm like hey guys, you know yeah, I'm trying to be funny. Yeah, did your dad's happen to steal a lego set from my friend Brian? You know, uh so I hate when people are like sue me. See what happens and I'm like well, you know what? Let's go a different route. I'll break your legs. See what I is this your mom's address? I can't 25:13 I'll get crazy dude, so let's see December thirtieth last year yeah twenty twenty four December, so twenty twenty four Brian reports the the situation to the Kaiser Police Department, which is the town they're in right outside Salem and they do a full investigation and 25:34 As a part of the investigation, they they tracked down 230 minifigures and several sets that Crystal actually had stored at her house. And so she said, Oh, I didn't realize I had these stored here. There's so many. didn't fit in the store. So I just had some of them here. She returned some of them, it is 233 of them, 230 minifigures of just the minifigures. And then how many more did she have at her house? That's what that's how much was out of her house. 26:01 That's what that's what he's from her house. Yeah, they seized everything that they found at her house, but that's what I'm saying. That was Brian's. That was Brian's correct. How many more did she have at her house to not know? Oh, that's what I'm saying. Other mini figures. If I got two hundred mini figures, yeah, that's a lot. How many more do you have to have for those to blend into your collection? That's what I'm asking. Okay, yeah, that's a good question. I didn't really. I thought they were all mine as you're looking at your gigantic, you know, that's fair. That's fair. 26:32 the police approach corporate bricks and many figures and the franchise to try to collect from them, but they're not able to source anything that was clearly brian's and so he gets a he keep track of like the serial numbers on the thing. I guess like what what's tough is I don't know like I know he says he has a spreadsheet with an inventory, but I don't know how detailed that inventory yeah it's like all I know is he says he 26:55 knows what he had. have this, you know, you got it. You got to take a picture of the whole thing. Yeah, have the skewed numbers, all of that, right, but he just, could have just been the name and then he has a sticker on it. Like that could have been his whole process. I don't know. ah And so they're not able to source anything else. The police, um the district attorney actually for the count, the county district attorney in May of twenty, twenty five basically declines to prosecute the case and says that there is nothing that ah proximity fixed corporate or this franchise did wrong. 27:25 This was just a transfer business ah and they're they basically are like, we don't know what's what's yours and we're not going to prosecute anything. And so he basically went through all legal routes he was capable of going through. And he's like, he's like, now he has to go through the other routes. He's like, he's like, I can't figure out what else I'm going to do here to solve this problem. And so he posts online and he's like, he's like, hey, I'm trying to just figure out how does anybody have any other ideas? 27:54 and someone happens to know this group of podcasters, a small podcast. m They go through and they put out a couple episodes of them trying to get the bottom of the case and they actually get hit with a cease and desist from bricks and many things and stay back off, but it was enough to get enough people starting to think about it. Hey bricks and many figs. What are you gonna do about it? We're covering this story. That's sketchy by the way. 28:22 That's suspicious. And so meanwhile, there was this other YouTuber, this other YouTube channels investigating it. They get the cease and desist. There starts being some like chatter online about it on the Reddit and different forums and things like that, but it's not huge yet. There's this other YouTuber by the name of Reckless Ben. Yeah. 28:44 you might know who this guy is because we actually did talk about him in another episode. Yes, because he's the guy who exposed the yellow deli cult and right in the cult yeah very annoying guy, um but people said that about you in the comments to yeah because of that that right there. Sorry sorry 29:08 Okay. I'm it back. I'm holding it back. I'm trying to be less annoying. Say, he wasn't knowing until he stopped use code. Tell him. 29:18 so reckless bed and his team are looking for another case to investigate, because that's what they do is they do this like long for yeah, YouTube journalism. I don't know what to I can't wait for them to talk about our podcast. We like yeah, these two do this long form YouTube podcast. It's not journal. You could call it journalism reckless Ben to give you an idea of who they are. They very much are like um Mr. Beast style, like super hype, like I investigated this call 29:46 and they will, you know, like that kind of youtuber sure about and so him and his team were trying to find different things to invest, which I guess if you look back, myth busters was kind of like that too though. You know, like the energy they had on tv was a little bit like what youtube is a little, you know, junkyard wars. Yeah, where it's like we're putting this two teams of engineers in a junkyard and making them fight to the death. I forget what the show was about 30:12 And so Reckless Ben finds a store and he's like, Oh, I'm sure. I'm I'm in. And so he calls Brian and him and Brian basically agree. Like, let's, let's do this together. Um, and Reckless Ben is a big YouTuber. he's not small time. So like, actually like has at least the funding to approach this. Um, and the audience size to make a deal out of it. So he tries to just show up at the store and he says, Hey, can we have my friend's, uh, collection back? 30:40 and long story and put his picture right up again. By the way, hey, we're here to collect my friend stuff. Okay, that's not going to happen. Yeah, so he shows up at the store and I mean, I don't know. This was this was the first point. I got really annoyed with the guy because he shows up and he's like he's like which guy reckless bet. Okay, because he's like he's like hey, you guys stole my friend's collection. 31:08 I'm asking for you to give it back. That's all we're doing here. We just want to get it back and they're like, we don't have anybody's collection here and this is just the employee at the front of the store. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we don't have anybody's collection here and he legitimately harasses her. Like he's there forever. Just back. Yeah, you did. You stole it. You stole this. Like you don't want to go to, you're going to go to jail and like he's like filling this on like meta glasses or something. oh And so finally she's in jail unless, unless you take all the cash out of the register. 31:35 and you go across the street and get me a visa gift card card and give that to me right now and so that's the only way to save you from going to jail from me. So he he just harasses her. Eventually she calls the cops. The cops show up and he's like perfect. The cops are here. I'm going to I'm going to tell the car perfect. I tell the cops what happened. That's always my reaction when we show up to how perfect. Perfect. 32:02 Oh perfect. The cops he goes. He goes outside to talk to the cop and he's like he's like they stole this collection. The cops immediately realize okay, that's a civil matter and it's not my problem. Yeah, the cop is like all right, sorry, all right, so the cop is like but the criminal matter at hand is you're harassing that woman in her store. She asked you leave multiple times or not leaving and so we're going to trespass you and if you come back, you're going to be arrested yeah, and so he makes this whole thing. This whole big deal. This is the moment I lost. He lost me because he was like 32:31 the police are in bed with bricks and mini figs corporate and they're covering up their crimes and it's like I know you're just making a YouTube video, but gosh, it's so annoying ah and so he not wrong though. The police are in bed with bricks and mini figs. He's like dramatic like don don uh so he's like well. I can't go back to the store now. I have to find another way, so he goes to the corporate office ah and he asks to see the CEO and the CEO comes out. This is the CEO of bricks and mini figs, but 33:03 All right for the listener, I'm gonna be honest. This guy either his facial hair is always like this, which is a little soul patch thing and a little they're like, you know, curled mustache. One of those guys. Yeah, you got to hope he's currently playing in a local theater production of this is what he looks like. You don't think he's in a local theater production of wicked? No, I'm confident because I know and he's not the guy who comes out and he goes the wizard will see you now. Yeah, he's not. He's not. He looks like that guy. 33:33 Okay, that's not his name is Amin McNeff Amin a M M O N a M M O in yeah, his brother, his brother is the C O. His brother's name is George. His brother's name is a bat yeah, yeah, Amon and Matt their dad's name is also Matt and so he comes out and it's kind of cool though and Ben harasses him to does the same spiel like you stole my friends. is corporate 34:02 corporates in Utah. Okay, okay, okay, and so he's like he's like you stole from my friend and he's like no, we did not and he's like he's like yeah, you stole a two hundred thousand dollar star wars collection for my friend. I'm trying to get it back and he's like we did not do that and he's like he's like if he's like if you don't leave you're going to be trespassed. Eventually the cops show up. He gets trespassed from and he goes perfect. He's like perfect the cops are going to solve the problem. The cops, the cops and so he he gets he gets obviously 34:31 trespass and now he's like, gotta figure out something else to do. How am I going to get this collection back? Sure. uh And so he, he develops this interesting idea uh instead of like going to the law or trying to do this in like a logical way. uh He says, we're going to bring a youtuber to the store, another youtuber, and they're going to do a like a like giveaway, like mr. B style. You just want a bunch of money to one of the employees. And while he's in there, 34:59 his camera man is going to film the inventory of the store so we can see all the stuff that's in the store got you and so there's going to be like this is b roll basically and they're going to do the whole thing and so they did this thing and they're like you won and they're like you want to collect your prize and this is the thing that's a little crazy is they're like we need to go to the woods to give you your prize and she agrees to this. She's like well after I get off my ship we need to go to the woods. Okay, I would love how much was the prize 35:27 I was the price. I don't what price you offer. Someone is working at his buddy brick and mortar bricks and mini things. You go hey, congratulations. We're youtubers. Yeah, you don't recognize us, but you're taking our word for it that we're youtubers and we're giving you a prize. eh It's like great. We just need you to follow us to the woods. 35:55 And so luckily they weren't killers. They took her out to the woods and they were like, hey, now that we're in this clearing in the woods, we can tell you this is all a ruse. Just kidding. We're trying to get that stolen collection back from for our friend. So they basically like come clean and she's like, oh, interesting. My boss has told you about you. He's trying to get you guys arrested. ah And so he was like, perfect. The cops. 36:20 and so she gives them a bunch of what do you mean is there footage of them in the woods? Do you have an image of them in the woods? This is a screenshot from their video just immediately after her shift in the woods and she's in uniform with everything you guys are. And now this girl is how old did you do this girl is eighteen nineteen yeah something like that in the woods with the strangers. It's like five guys 36:47 and this is the woods. We're talking about this is the literal for you for your audio listener. It's the wood. I don't know how else to describe that to you. Yeah, it's very dumb that she went out there with them alone. That was really stupid. That was a big big mistake on her part, but she was like her first expression. to be in a YouTube video. 37:11 whoa. This is when she realized when they told her everything she realized. Oh, you're the guys that my props on the table. So they did like a they like brought her out there in the ruse was like oh like this is like this weird religion thing and they had like a whole thing that they did. They put like a white cloth on her, put her out like tighter to a bunch of stick. They tried to make it like a we're they made it look like they were going to set her on fire and then they're like just getting they were like surprise. She was like well, I really thought I weird stuff crazy like cuz it 37:41 it for so okay. Yeah, just to actually just we thought it was funny that you kept saying yes, like you're like you're going to the wood like they were like they're like okay. We're gonna give you your prize. We want to talk to you and she's like oh okay and then they're kind of like that was too easy. Like we want to talk to you outside of the store. Okay, we want to talk to you in the back of our van in the okay. We want to talk to you in the world like 38:10 and she's like sure like we want to dig our own graves. She's like no, that's weird and they're like oh, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, 38:26 she won't stand in a grave. dug, but she will talk to us in the woods. Okay, we got it. We got it. got yeah. Yeah. What do you do for your work? Well, I'm a youtuber. What does that look like? I lure young girls into the woods. 38:43 That's an out of context clip. 38:48 Yeah, I was back when I was in the scare in third graders. 38:54 So anyways, they take her out there. They find out that oh yeah, they're trying to get over this. That is insanity, so they do. They take her out there, and yeah, so the whole thing was to get footage of the store. Yeah, the whole thing. Why do they have the woods? The woods? Here's the thing. Here's the thing. I realized after watching a lot of this guy's video or this whole saga, 39:17 is there's a lot of things that happen that are very catchy for clips. Yeah, of course, very clearly for clips or for like just headline stuff. You know, that's why we can't grow our podcast. We're not luring people into the woods. Anyways, so he long story short, in this, in this conversation, she gives him her boss's phone number, which is Josh Johnson's phone number. Okay. And so he starts calling Josh and Josh is answering the phone. And so basically 39:47 they start having a lot of conversation about it. Josh denies that they have anything. Josh is like, we don't have any of that collection. We don't have a single and they're not trying to pretend that they're not. They're like, hey, we're youtubers. Yeah, they're straight up. They're like, we're youtubers. We're trying to track this down for a friend. We're trying to just get the collection back to him. His dad dying of cancer. He needs the money. Like we just want to get this fixed for him. um And Josh is like, well, we don't have it like we don't like. I know. I understand what you're trying to do and it's like it starts pretty civil. 40:16 He's like, he's like, we don't have any of this and so we can't give you what we don't have. Um, and so it's just kind of like back and forth and he's like, I'll tell you what we have. 40:30 We have footage of your store and we also have your employees in the woods. uh Okay, and so also I'm dating your daughter's teacher. It's going well. What I like her. I started doing it get info about you, but it's actually pretty great connection. I'm meeting her mom next week. 40:57 Okay, and honestly think of this as a formal invite to the wedding. If it happens, I don't know. I don't want to speak that I'll tell you where the venue is pretty good about it in the woods. 41:09 the old wedding is a ruse to get him into the woods. Everyone's just standing around like I wedding is you were inside our own grave standing in the woods like fan was around. You've done a whole wedding you're and this girl has no idea and you're standing at the altar and you're like trying to tell the pastor they stall a little bit. You're like looking around for Josh Johnson show up and you're like surely he's not and you're like and like if you're saying you're like I 41:40 do promise get very low because the guy didn't fall for it and to hold 41:54 What are you looking to that? Did you guys hear that? Did you guys hear? I think there's some. I think that way somebody out someone's coming somebody's late to the wedding. don't want to miss it. cops, hey, what are you guys doing here in the woods? You can't just have a wedding in the woods. I can't marry this teacher. You don't tell me I can't marry a teacher. The ones I don't even know her name. That's how committed to this 42:19 YouTube video. know of you is no here's it goes. Here's it Here's what I call you. You're in the you're in the you're like I promise to love and hold and cherish and also that brings us to this week sponsor YouTubers dude crazy. So he goes back and forth with Josh Johnson for a while. He does some stunts along the way. For example one thing he does is he sets up 42:48 ah He legitimately sets up a real business. The reason he does this is because uh he goes to Brics and MiniFix corporate. He tries to go after corporate, but corporate's like, that's a franchise. They are not us. Like we do not have control over what they do. If you have an issue with them, you take it up with them. It's not our problem. so the things that our franchises do is not our issue. And so what he does is he sets up an LLC. He calls it I steal from old people LLC, makes a website and 43:18 does dang it and sells a franchise to one of his like friends. And then they go and they get a permit and they sell his merch on the street outside the store. And it's just the face of the owner. And it says, sell, I steal from old people and that's their merch. And they stand outside and they're like, Hey, they're stealing from old people in there. It's then the police obviously get called and the police show up and they come to Ben and Ben's like, well, that's 43:45 That's a franchise. I'm not responsible for my franchise. That's actually kind of funny. Yeah. And so they all get trespassed, but they do stunts like that for all the time. Yeah, yeah, For video. this back and forth of them doing stunts and things like that and getting in disagreements until eventually they get in this big blow up thing where Josh Johnson's basically like, sue me, just sue me. You want to sue me? Sue me. Do it. 44:11 Oh boy, am I sick? I sure do need Tim stones. Get well quick trick. And what is it? It's simply chug an entire gallon of orange juice. Wow. I forgot. And then this shirt reminded me, I'm so glad that I have this shirt as a public service announcement, a public health service to other people around me. Do your part. Get this shirt. 44:40 shop.tilland.com 44:48 And so they go through and they look at the possibility of suing him. The problem is this is a major lawsuit. $200,000 is a major lawsuit and they don't know if they have the manpower to pull off this major lawsuit. So what they decide instead is they say we can go to small claims. But the problem is $200,000 is way too much for small claims. So say, well, what if we can split it up 20 ways? But that's illegal. You can't split up a debt 20 ways. So what they did instead... 45:16 is he got together 20 people and they all went to the bank and they took out $10,000 worth of debt and credit or loans or whatever. And then they used that to go to Brian. And because he still technically owned all of his Lego collection, like he, even though he doesn't have it in his possession, he still owned it. They bought $10,000 worth of his Legos from him. And then later they called Brian and they said, Hey man, I'm really down on my luck. Like I need. 45:45 $10,000 to pay off this debt? Is there any way you could loan me $10,000? And they took the $10,000 that they bought their Minifigs from and they paid off their loans to the banks and their credit card debt to the banks. So now it's zeroed out, but now they still have, they can't get this product because Brick and Minifigs have it. And so they all went to Bricks and Minifigs and they're like, hey, I just bought this consigned item. I have all the documentation that is mine. Will you give it to me? And the Bricks and Minifigs was like, no, we don't have, but we're not going to give it to you. 46:13 we don't have that wait how okay, and so now he's got twenty people who technically speaking because they went directly to the consigner the owner. They went to the consigner and tried to pick it up and the consignors not letting him pick it up. So now all twenty of them went and opened up a small claims. Okay, so they so okay. So the way the consignment works then is they can buy it through Brian. Yeah, you can still buy it through Brian. Brian just has to report it to you. 46:42 And so he called reported it and they were like, we don't have any of your stuff. And then he's like, okay, well, I'm reporting it to you. And then he told them, okay, they know you go pick it up from them. And so then they pick it up and they were like, we don't have it because it's like, that's your fault. Yeah. And so then they went and they all filed a small claim suit for 10,000 it, got it, got 20 separate cases. It's very cheeky. I don't know if it could hold up, but what they did, they knew that they weren't going to 47:10 except the papers when they serve them right so and this was also a catchy thing. They made up a fake Guinness World Records thing where they had a Guinness person show up and they're like we got you the prize for most Lego stolen from an old person. oh This is from Guinness Book of World Records and so they like set it up to where they set the expectation of like oh, this is the youtuber faking stuff again for sure and then immediately after that they had all twenty people start showing up serving the court papers for each call uh small 47:40 claim. Yeah, ah eventually they ah they closed the doors for the day. They had to come back tomorrow and anyways, eventually they served all the papers and ah they then went to court. But he's like, we expected this and we honestly hope for this that they would think that none of this was legit, which they didn't. They didn't show up for court, which means all those cases went into default, which meant that franchise lost and owed all those people their $10,000 claims. 48:09 because they didn't show up to court that day. So they won. The very next day they show up to the store to be like, Hey, you didn't show up. Here's a paperwork that says you owe us $10,000. And there were signs on the door that says permanently closed and they shut the business down and they were gone. Didn't tell any employees, didn't tell anyone. was like one of those where it's just like silently overnight. They shut the business down. Yeah, it was all the LLC. Um, and so they won the case, but they can't collect because it was against that franchise. 48:39 They go to corporate, corporate's like, well, that was against that franchise. That franchise doesn't exist. It's essentially bankrupt. there's nothing we can do. It's not your case isn't against us. And so it's kind of this weird legal gray area where it's kind of like bankruptcy, where it's like, well, that entity doesn't exist and being able to collect, even though you won, being able to collect from an entity that doesn't exist is very legally difficult to pull off. And so they get stuck in this weird limbo here. So they say, okay, well, 49:07 we can go try to collect from them. Here's the thing about both of these guys. They don't live in, uh, in the town where the store is though. They live outside of Salt Lake, um, in a town called American fork. Uh, so it's like between Salt Lake and Provo. Uh, and so this is where the story goes from like, I don't really like reckless bin to reckless bins. Okay. Anyways, so they go, they go to Utah. 49:34 And they say let's go collect from them and get them to pay so they show up at Josh Johnson's house uh And which they should have from beginning I'm on board they show up at Josh Johnson's house when they get there Josh is on the phone outside the outside his house so I will let him finish his phone call and I don't know exactly how this happened but before Josh gets off the phone call a police cruiser pulls up to his house and then another one and then another one and then 50:03 the police talked to Josh for a while and then they come over to his car, which is pretty shocking that they know, like I don't understand what they know because we find out afterwards, they show the outside of car. It's like tinted out. You can't see anything in it. And they basically, they get reckless Ben out and they talk to him and they're like, Hey, well we're trespassing you from his property. Somehow they figured out he was there before like any interaction began. And so like, if you show back up, like you're going to be arrested. 50:30 and then they leave and when they leave ah they they're driving away and the police follow him and so he's all a who reckless bed okay his group ah and so reckless bends in the backseat he's not driving he's got one of his other like camera men driving as I make sure you're like follow every traffic law don't do anything wrong they're like clearly following us ah and there's actually in the video you see it like he stopped set a stop sign complete stop blinkers on 50:58 turns, not a rolling stop. And then they light him up, they pull him over. They say he failed to stop, which is not true. He definitely did have it on footage. Yeah, they have it on footage. He definitely did not fail to stop. uh And the police come up and they don't even look at the driver. They go immediately like lean around the driver into the backseat and they're like, who are you? And he's like, I'm Ben. And this is obviously a different cop than the one he just talked to. And long story short, they hold them there for 51:27 45 minutes an hour, kind of harassing him, asking questions. ah There's nothing that they can immediately do there. So they eventually let him go. And then later that night, they're driving around trying to figure something else out to do. ah The police pulled him over again and they hold them for three hours, search their whole car, search all their persons. They tell them that they got a tip that there was heroin in the vehicle. ah And he's like, well, we don't have any. And they start doing the day they do drug tests on everybody. 51:56 And obviously they find nothing. Right. But they're very threatening to him. Like he tells he tells them what's going on. He's like honest, tells them everything that's happening. And there's a point in this video where he's like, he's like, look, man, he's like, he's like this situation, like you understand it looks really bad for you. Like you're out here. You're not from here. You're from Cali. You're in Utah. Like you could go to jail. You could be in jail for a long time. And he actually says this thing. He says, he says, we play differently here, which is like you're in a suburb of Salt Lake, bro. 52:26 we play differently here. ah Our parents are slightly related, so maybe freaking relax, and so the next day after this whole weird interaction with the police, they like three really weird interactions for the pieces place is trespassed from Josh Johnson's house. Yeah, he tries to go to brain and best house and Brandon answers the door and it's really weird because pin and answers the door and he 52:56 doesn't say a word. He just walks out and stares at him. uh And they're there for 40 minutes and Ben's just trying to talk to him. like, Hey, we want a lawsuit against you guys. We're just trying to collect the money that you owe us. Like that's all we're here to do. ah Then the police show up. The police trust fence, Ben and his crew from Brandon Best's house. Right. ah And so Ben Ben's like, okay, I guess we got to sue them personally to get our money because they're not going to pay in case we won. So they go through the process, they get a lawsuit. 53:26 together through the state of Oregon. They try to serve papers and long story short, this just keeps happening. They just keep getting process servers to try to show up. The process servers get the police show up. The police trespass the process servers. They can't serve these people. Like they're getting blocked, literally blocked from the police to serve the papers from them. There's even a point where Ben shows up with a process server. And it's like, we're just trying, he talks to the cop and the cop like this, this is the one cop who actually kind of hears them out. And he's like, he's like, well, you want me to try to serve them? And he's like, he's like, 53:54 I mean if you're willing to that would be great and so he goes up to the door. He's gone for like thirty minutes. He comes back and he don't want him and it's like that's not how that whole serving works. He said no thanks. No thanks. Hi, I've got a court papers here and we were just need to serve you. Would to be served? No, the door says no serving please read the read the sign. The sign says no solicitors and no serving 54:23 And so seeing this, this is like part two of his video and seeing this whole video, you start to see this, this kind of saga where it's very clear. The police are like immediately just sided with Josh Johnson and Brandon Best in this town uh because they are, they're harassing Ben and his friends. They're trespassing all of them. And then eventually Ben's like, okay, we can't serve them papers. The police are not letting us serve our papers. We can't, we can't get a lawsuit going. 54:50 So he says, maybe the best next best thing is we could get a go fund me. And so maybe we can build a bunch of publicity and get the money that way so that we at least um yeah, at least try to family. Right. Right. Right. And so they make this flyer. That's Josh Johnson holding wads of cash. Yeah. And there's a crying AI image of a family behind it. And it says I stole a family's life savings and he made a banners of this. 55:16 and he put it on the fence across the street from Johnson's house ah and and was like, we're just trying to do a go fund me. And so in this event, the police show up again and they block all the signage. They're like, can't you can't put this here. And they they're arguing with him. He ends up getting arrested. ah And then one of his friends is talking to the police and the police are like, well, we got us. We're going to search your phone. 55:46 And he's like, okay. And so he like hands him his phone and what happens is as he's handing him his phone, his wallet app like triggers. So he just locks his phone. When he locks his phone, the cop freaks out and he's like, don't do that. That's obstruction of evidence. And like grabs him and wrists it out of his hand. And like, they started like arresting him too. And they're like, grab him and cuff him up, throw him in the car. And they're like, that was really dumb what you did there. It was this whole ordeal. So these two guys both got arrested in this situation. 56:13 the cops then go cut down all of the banners that they put up. And so they then go to jail, they're interrogated, they talk to the cops, they tell the cops everything. The cops, it's a whole thing. You ever sit through someone just describing a YouTube video? 56:43 Okay, okay, okay. That was such a useless detail. So by this point in the story, what else has been arrested twice? Yeah, one of his friends has been arrested. They tried to do this go fund me. The police won't let him do the go fund me. They're clearly harassed. How the police not let him do a go fund me. They're trespassing them every time they come anywhere near like any place where Josh Johnson or Ben frequent, they trespass them. 57:08 They even try to stop from doing to go from me. Are you talking about serving? You mean I'm talking about the serving the papers and then go fund me the go fund me anytime they like set anything up. Obviously they can like had to go funding out, but anytime they try to advertise it in town, they like interfere and they like cut down their their fairs or anything like that, but it's not for in town. It's for the internet. I mean for sure, for sure, and then doing that helped to go fund me for sure right. um So anyways, all this is like crescendoing with the American for police department for weeks. They have been kind of feuding 57:38 Okay. And eventually what happens is one of his friend gets picked up on one of these events. He's in jail. They all go back to the house that they're staying out there at this Airbnb and the police show up and they raid the Airbnb. Oh, and they say that what they have is they have a warrant out for Ben's arrest. They say that he's armed and dangerous. Why? I say that he has stolen Legos in that Airbnb and they 58:07 take everybody that was there. Can you put the rifle picture back up these got stolen legos inside like what are you talking about dude? They say he has stolen legos inside yeah all right. Go to the next one. You keep going through your little slide show and so they arrested everybody in the building okay at air bnb yeah took him back to jail and interrogated ben. They actually dislocated ben shoulder in this raid and 58:37 They claim that they got an anonymous tip, but it's like this was Josh Johnson. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And so long as we're short, what became really obvious is the American police department. I'm to to a pay phone and call in some anonymous tips on Josh Johnson. Well, what became pretty clear pretty quickly is the American force police department had some sort of, I don't know if it's a prior relationship to Josh Johnson, but they had a partiality to them. 59:06 and not just one of them, like the whole department. Yeah, what reckless Ben alleges is because they were all members of the LDS church. um Sure, this is in that town and all of them are members. Even at one point got a more missionary to show up and try to like convince him and they trespass that kid. Yeah, and so there was I would too. 59:29 Yeah. Trespass that kid. They're annoying. ah So now what has happened as a result is Ben got arrested. They booked him for 30 days without bail for I don't know what. There's no I don't know what they're saying he did here. They did the charges of stalking the charges of harassment. A judge pretty quickly overturned the without bail. But then they had proved immediately after that they made bail. They got him out. They approved immediately after that that uh he can be on 59:59 like a new warrant that would be without bail, so he skips town. He actually in another video he makes another video that he's currently on the run from the law. He puts out another video shortly after where he's like he's like this is what happened. This is my warrant. It's without bail, but he's like luckily I have escaped the jur the jurisdiction of the United States uh law enforcement because I'm in Mexico and he like films his video in Mexico, which I'm in Mexico right now. 01:00:26 which is I'm now an international criminal, which is illegal, and so he makes a follow up video shortly after that with a very clearly green screened background. Mexico. No, it's a very clearly green screened background of the St Louis Arch, and he's like he's like I'm in St Louis, Kansas City right now and and I'm giving an update on the bricks and mini fig situation and that's crazy. uh So he this could legitimately ruin this guy's life a hundred percent, a hundred percent. 01:00:54 And so this has become a thing where now, as a course of this whole YouTube saga, the first video got six million views, the second got four and a half million views, went super viral on social media. A ton of people on Reddit talking about it. And it's been such a big backlash for Bricks and Minifigs is that most Bricks and Minifigs franchises have been review bombed by people online. So this has become a huge ordeal for the Speaking of review bombing. 01:01:19 Leave us one positive. Leave a positive review. order please. Apple corporate. It helps still holding the guns that nothing wrong was right here. The franchise is still holding their guns that nothing's wrong here. Brian is still Brian and reckless Ben are still holding their guns that they stole from them. So now Brickson mini figs is suing Brian or Brian and reckless Ben. They're suing the previous franchise owners. 01:01:46 Yeah. And they have sent cease and desist to all these different YouTubers and streamers that are covering this. They've Brian and reckless been are suing bricks and minifigs and they're suing the new franchise owners. uh And so it's just this massive web of lawsuits. Brian or reckless bin is suing the American force, American police department, they're probably going to win because they the American for the police department made a YouTube channel after this. 01:02:16 And their chief of police came out to basically refute every claim that reckless Ben made. And then they publicized all the body cam footage, but they heavily redacted it. Unfortunately for them, somebody, uploaded that, 01:02:34 accidentally left a folder in that upload. That was the full unredacted version. And so all the youtubers found that immediately. Right. So the whole unredacted versions online now, they, they figured it out within like 30 minutes and took it down, but it was, it was too late. Yeah. So all over the internet is footage. love when incompetence gets people. That's my favorite thing all over the internet though, is this footage of the body cam footage where they are harassing Ben and they're going and buddy buddy with Josh Johnson. 01:03:03 right, Brandon Best, and they're joking around with them and then they go back to their cars and they are just like scheming being like, well, can we get them on this? No, that doesn't really work in this situation. Can we get them on this? Like, no, that doesn't really work on this situation and like very clearly and they're like being like, okay, like how can we book them today? Like what is something we can find to book them? That's crazy. Yeah, and so a lot of and a lot of stuff where they're like making fun of Ben and his camp and they're like 01:03:30 aligning themselves, and so it looks really, really bad for the police department is what I'm trying to say right, and so this whole thing is still pending. Ben has a worn out for his arrest. Yeah, is not, he's literally fled the country has left the country while he's back in Saint Louis, Kansas City now, ah but what's interesting is, you know, coffeezilla, ah he did like a deep dive on this whole thing to try to figure out where what happened to it, and he managed to get everybody in the story to play ball. 01:03:59 to be like, eh I just want to find the truth. And so everybody like got on calls with him. So he interviewed everybody. He did it. He got everybody to share their inventories and their spreadsheets. Josh Johnson and everything. Yeah. Every single, every single party involved. Bricks and minifigs, the new franchise owners, the old franchise owners, Brian Best. And he compared all the spreadsheets and he went through, did all the work to figure out what's going on here. Um, and long story short, here's what he found. Uh, he said, okay, we do know that initially there was that initial post that said this is a $200,000 collection. 01:04:28 And he said, after the collection was taken under consignment and valued, the total value in the spreadsheet from that consignment was actually $107,000. But that initial post was what everybody has run with in this story because it's a bigger number, it's more interesting, more exciting. And so it's actually $107,000 worth of product. What was recorded sales before the store was taken over was $24,000. And so those $24,000 were products that were sold. 01:04:56 was paid to Brian 17,000, which is the agreement he gets. Yeah. And so, uh, the expected inventory was there would be $82,000 worth of inventory left, uh, in the store. What they found was that in the photo evidence from the night of the takeover, there was 21,000 worth of sets available in the store. Brickson mini figs claimed that there was only five, um, discrepancy there. Uh, there also was a side deal, uh, where 01:05:25 He had actually sold a chunk of this to MNR Productions, which is Reckless Ben's company, which is about $20,000 worth of sales to Reckless Ben's company. And that appears to be that collection that was seized back from Crystal's house. And then there's some discrepancies in the point of sale where there's about 10,000 sales that were registered in the store's computer system, but were never updated in the tracking spreadsheet. And so what Coffeezilla realizes is, oh, the people... 01:05:53 who were selling these items either didn't know or they mistakenly didn't follow the process and never updated the spreadsheet to say we just sold some of that consigned goods. They just sold it, money passed through and then it was forgotten about. And so kind of a failure in process. Then there was about $25,000 worth of layaway inventory where people went in and this was really rare for Bricks and Minifigs because they don't normally have enough, but it's the kind of product that would go on layaway. But because these are rare items, 01:06:23 They had a bunch of stuff on layaway. ah So once you go through all of this, there's only about ten thousand dollars worth of product that they can't explain where it was, which is most likely stuff that the new franchise had that they didn't realize they had and sold without realizing it belonged to him. So this whole thing was over ten grand is over ten grand and is a massive misunderstanding that comes from bad book. Well, and how can you trust a girl? 01:06:52 keep the books correctly when she is willing to follow some strangers into the woods. This feels like a hiring error and so many of that's. You know what? I'm hiring some new employees. Maybe you quick questions. uh Core values here at the company integrity, you know, discretion, ah you know, punctuality, you know, also and please answer honestly. 01:07:21 Are you a U.S. citizen? Have you ever been convicted of felony? 01:07:30 If someone approached you and said they were a YouTuber, would you follow that person into the woods? Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, That is just a yes or no. 01:07:42 what okay, what you to bear would it be? It depends on the yeah, I'm to go ahead and end the call now. No, no, no. Yeah. So uh coffee's ill. This conclusion is basically what's going to happen is these. This whole thing is going to go to court. Discovery is going to surface that this is a this is a bookkeeping error. This is bookkeeping error and there's going all the stuff that they've done with harassment stuff is actually going to bite them in the butt. Yeah, this is going to be a little bit of a thing like Brian's going to get what he's owed from what's left right, but 01:08:11 but then Brandon and Josh are going to sue for you know, lots of damages and death for their business, right? A bricks and many things, defamation, Brandon and Josh defamation and American fourth police department defamation. Probably even though they well that might actually be, you know, that could be a byproduct for the test. That could be a separate issue. Yeah, yeah, you know, but the whole anyway, messy legal eagle did a whole video on it and it was really good. I definitely recommend that one. uh He he straight up said he said this is a situation where 01:08:39 everybody involved is in the Should have talked to a lawyer earlier. Yeah. Cause they all dug themselves into such speaking of lawyers. 01:08:51 my lawyer told us that we should just if we were asked for comment, we should say fit a lot. Hey, thanks for listening to this episode of things. I learned last night. If you liked that one and you want another toy related lawsuit, check out our episode on Steve glue, the Pez dispenser outlaw and the custom designs he was making and how Pez tried to go after him. It's actually genuinely one of it's a great great episode, so go check that one out. 01:09:15 and you support us on patron. We actually lowered the price of our patron. We made it one price for every tier because everything in the world is really expensive and we don't want you to feel like you're missing out on anything tilling related because you can't afford to do that. We also just want to make it more accessible and not such a you know, not a burden because freaking apple tv went up crazy amounts in last six years and netflix is like hey by the way we're more this year and we're letting you know we're less or less. So we let us see you over there. That's that's why we're look 01:09:45 Whatever that was. It's my fault.


What started as a simple consignment of a valuable LEGO Star Wars collection spiraled into a complex legal battle, a YouTube sensation, and an exposé of corporate practices and local law enforcement. This isn’t just a story about plastic bricks; it’s a deep dive into contractual disputes, franchise complexities, and the power of digital media in uncovering alleged injustices. The … Read More

The Most Famous Inventor You Know Nothing About | Samuel Morse Ep 332

06-30-26

Episode Transcription

00:00 Hey man, what's up? Have you ever heard of Samuel Morris? Samuel Morris, Morris, Morse code. Yes, yes, it's the yes. Yes, I'm not even going to try to bury it. Sure. I tried to bury it with the other guy and you caught it and so I'm not even going to pretend the other guy. Yeah, no, but yeah, yeah, Morse code. He's known. Well, he he uh he invented Morse code. Yes, yes, but he did it as like a redemption from all the 00:26 Tom Z built he was like maybe he is bored. if I figure out a way to communicate over wire, people will forgive me for blowing them up. Yeah, yeah, 00:39 You cut up all your petticoats. You know? I was 13, I had my first love. There was nobody that compared to my baby and nobody can be twins or can ever come above age. political position is no, I've never, never cloaked. Things I learned last night. 01:08 now this is him. This is Samuel Morris. Oh wow, very well decorated. Yeah, this is him when he was young and hot yeah see and I think I've been researching a bunch of these old guys now and I think one thing I'm realizing start dressing like this again. Yeah, like that scarf thing. Yeah, I just feel it because look at it like let's say like now this person would have had a tighter haircut right yeah and he kind of looks like that guy that showed us the office down by a union station. Yeah, he does kind of 01:38 I can't you know and it's like he looks like a normal guy in the face Yeah, like like you could very easily see him wearing like a polo. Yeah looking like a golfer. Oh my gosh Mike Yeah, I think I do I like golf. I do I love golf I want I want to be a golfer so bad so should we get should we go? Did I tell you did I tell you last year when I tried to get into it a little before our arch? Oh Yes, I tell you yeah, and you got involved in that weird Hulk 02:06 he thought your I believed that I told you the story for a second and then I realized you got into that cult and they made you. They made you go scuba dive for the golf balls in the pond, but then they put a gator in the pond. It was like a funny little bit that they did. It's a thing they do here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I was a and you swam faster than it. It was a slow. ran on top of the water like 02:35 like like road. What's that character in Captain Hook in the in Yeah, yeah, me, me. Does he the one who runs from the gator at the end or is Captain Hook from Captain a Captain? Yeah, what's the character's name? Sheme? I'm pretty sure it's just me. Okay, so you ran like the character you ran like that guy. Look, look, look, look, look, 03:04 What's his name? What's his name? No, I, I got into it. I went and I was hidden around the driving range for a few weeks. Yeah, I've got a set from high school that I bought at a garage sale, but it wasn't an incomplete set. And so then I went and I bought a putter when I was in high school and I've just had this sitting around my house for ever. Yeah. And then I never like got back into it. So then I went back, I was shooting around and then one day I was there. I like, I'm gonna go. I mean, they got the little putting green too. I'm very good. I'm gonna put it 03:33 I'm going to putt. And so I went and I grabbed my putter out of my bag and I'm like, this putter is like tiny. Why is this so small? And then I realized on the butter, it says lady tech. And I'm like, Oh, I bought a woman's putter in high school and I didn't even realize that all these years later. 03:52 and then I happy to be here by the way, slid that, hid that in my bag and I ran away. You were like, no, they're all gonna know. I'm using a woman's butter because I struggle with gender roles in our society and it makes me uncomfortable. We make them use men tools all the time. 04:14 it's the same. No more so we went to top golf this weekend. Yeah, my dad loves to do it. Yeah fun. I kind of liked it now that I'm like I love to better at it. Yeah, yeah, it's fun. We should go again. It's a great time. Let's do it. The food was fairly priced really yeah. I mean I haven't been in years but I mean like it was good going and being like this is not. I mean it was wasn't bad food. Yeah, it wasn't expensive. I mean I remember 04:40 if the prices haven't increased. I remember back then being like this is a little expensive, but it's like fun and so it's like worth it. But now that if it now stayed the same, it actually be cheap compared to everything else. No think about when you went though. Was it expensive for twenty two? Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know. I mean it was like you'd spend like twenty bucks for a couple hours to play right and then food was like depending on what you got like anywhere between like the sheet nachos, big as your laptop and it was fifteen bucks. 05:09 Yeah, that's normal. The 30 a person depending on what you order, how much you order. Uh huh. You got stuff to drink. Yeah. I don't know. What are you gonna drink? Just surely temples. Give me five rounds of surely tempo. I don't want all now because I'm thirsty. Yeah. Can you surely temple place? So Morse code? No. Before we talk about more to scale, we talk about his dad, Jenna, die of Morse. 05:38 Don't have a picture of Jedidiah Jedidiah is he graduated from Yale? uh Don't give me that face right now. This is gonna be so quick graduate from Yale uh big time 05:55 Tim loves to do this thing where we talk about topic and then he wants to spend half an hour on the guys. I didn't spin and think Tim daddy issues. I think Tim just is obsessed with dad's. was so impressive. It's probably because his dad was impressive and it usually is. It usually is his dad's fault. Yeah, no. All I want to say about him is his dad was a preacher and his dad had very 06:20 strong opinions about morality and what was okay, and this was in the late eighteen hundred so as morality yeah immoral and then also on the side where were they from where they lived at Massachusetts. They were on the right side of stuff right. I mean they were on the right side, but they were on the wrong side. know, but also like you know what was the progressive position in eighteen eighty. You know, I was just listening to a podcast this morning about how childly child labor became 06:50 illegal in the nineteen thirties, but there was a growing movement for it in the eighteen seventies, so it took us sixty seventy years to get that stuff. You know, so what was like the progressive? Is it I got a topic idea for you? Why you write this one down? If you want to remember it, can we just cover all the other proposals that were not the new deal because the new deal was the compromise? So there were like wildly more radical 07:18 proposals is interesting. That is interesting. I think what's interesting we don't do. We don't have go see him do his little thing. I think what's interesting. I think what's interesting so but also his dad, Joe Dyer on the side. He was this preacher, but on the side he was the father of American geography, and so this is one of his maps. Okay, 07:46 and I don't father of American geography sure whatever that means the mid eighteen hundreds. He's like mapping the great lakes are weird, but okay yeah, but I mean it's like close. You know I guess yeah, it's close until you see the West and then you just go. He was just just like it's something like this. was just yes. It is crazy. They got a little peninsula for for Mexico right. Yeah, I mean like it looks like the eastern side pretty 08:13 close. I mean this really does look like those kind of videos where it's like it's like draw America from memory and it's like this is the good one. This is the one where so draw from their for this is like this guy got it pretty close. Yeah, he got pretty close. Yeah, and but it's definitely not to scale Arkansas Oklahoma's huge. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and I mean this is before like a lot of states to like the layout true. You don't really know where all the rivers go. Yeah, but this was in 08:42 textbooks for decades. Like this was like what we taught kids America looked like. It was close enough. And so Samuel grew up in this household, the geographer preacher and his dad Yale educated. So kind of the picture I'm trying to paint here, very like strict, like edgy, like uh academic and then also strict morally. uh And uh so Samuel comes up in this world. 09:10 And his dad really wants him to go to Harvard like so bad. He's like, I want you to go to Harvard. I want you to go to Harvard. Everyone wanted to go to Harvard that time too. He's like, I want you to get a good education. I want you to learn something valuable and then build a career for yourself. And Samuel's like, I want to do art. And his dad's like, no, no. And so his dad's like stifling his dreams of being an artist. And eventually after years and years of like combat on the subject, his dad finally agrees, fine, I'll let you go to France. 09:40 or no London. I'll let you go to London and I'll let you learn ah art and so he goes to art school in London. Right is the war of eighteen twelve kicking off, which I think I feel like we named that wrong. I don't think they were of eighteen twelve should be called. I think it should be called the second American Revolution and I'm going to like. I just feel like we didn't like, because you know anything about the war of eighteen twelve yeah. I feel like I know I know several things about it. What do know? 10:09 I know that it was in 1812. Probably the biggest thing I know about it. I feel like the war of 1812, it... I don't think it was very... I feel like that name's not very clear about what's happening, and I do feel like it was the war that made America, like, free. 10:33 like I feel like we won the revolution. I need you to know there are all of the eight hundred's. The only understanding I have of it is so our city 10:45 and so like if we picture the eighteen hundreds at all yeah I I just go yeah which is not fair because several our city is definitely eighteen eighties eighteen nineties yeah pretty late. It'd be like if I was like everything I know about the nineteen hundreds is the nineties is ninety five on you know and I didn't know about World War Two and stuff yeah you know yeah so he's there he's in London and so we're 11:13 fighting a war against them. He's there, but he's also like, so he's experiencing a weird, different perception of the war because he's in a different place, like he's in the enemy side of the war. But also something interesting is happening because he was very interested in art, but in the US at this time, art wasn't really a thing. There were artists, but there was nobody that was putting out prolific stuff. Where Europe, art was like... Everywhere. Years of history. They're doing art. And so he's in the Louvre and he's just like, this is amazing. 11:42 like these. This art is so good and he's like, I wish people back home could know what art could be because they couldn't like that. No one there knew what art could be, so he was like, I want to he's like most people don't have the access. They don't have the ability to get out here and see this. so I would like to like I feel like people knew what art was. I mean they knew what art was, but they didn't know like how good it could. It's kind of like how you know what a song is, but you don't know what they sound like right player. 12:11 She knows the songs exist. Yeah, she could tell you about her dumb little brain. Sorry, her term little brain can't hear. I heard you say the dumb part. Don't worry about it. She could tell you everything about it. She knows music theory really well. She like really understands music, but she's really been trying to try to hear it. And so she can tell you why she's like the kid at the end of polar express. She just said there. She's like, she's like, know exactly how this works here. The new why it's so special. Sure. 12:40 but I can't hear it. So keep going. So he he says, I'm going to do something about that problem. And so he basically locks himself in the Louvre. I don't know how he gets away with this, but he spends months in the Louvre just walking around with an easel painting what he calls the the the Museum of the Louvre. And so he paints a painting of the paintings at the. So that way people back home, you could take this back home and people back home could see all the most important paintings of all time. 13:08 what you like. There's a lot of people painting to the people that you should do this. I don't know if I don't know. I don't know if that's a thing like if people just hung out that museums and painted things like and it's like you can kind of see this like Mona Lisa's at the bottom. It's like the paintings are there. These are all famous paintings from history and it's like you can they're there, but they're so like you get it. You can't tell how special they zoom in. How big is this painting? Do you know? Yeah, so I actually have like a 13:38 Okay, it's pretty sizable. That's a big pain. So he was like doing his best. Yeah, so he's trying to make this painting. So this is like he's like so proud of this. He hangs it up. He goes back home. They put it in the museum back home and nobody cares. He like just sits in the museum and he's expecting people to be like, my gosh, look what they have over there. And people just like walk past it because they can't like because at the end of the day it's a picture of a bunch of pictures and 13:59 like to meta yeah yeah I understand and it's distracting too, because you don't know like what is what am I supposed to focus on here? Is it the people or is it the pictures? Is it the statue like what is what's the point of this and you also don't know like these are all famous paintings yeah you don't know they're famous paintings yeah yeah so it's like you're just like yeah this is like a room with a bunch of stuff on the wall. What is going on here and so it's not as like it is impressive yeah it's definitely an impressive work, ah but he like learns 14:27 art there and he becomes like a painter. He goes back home and he becomes a person who is like a highly sought after portrait artist. He makes really, really good portraits. Here's one of his portraits. People would hire him to make okay, and so they were really like photorealistic. Yes, we know who this guy is. I don't know some guy, so people would just hire him. He would paint them and he some guy and he built like a decent career for himself. Being the portrait guy, people hired him to do portraits. He's in the mall. 14:58 just got a mall portrait stop. It's been like hey, do you got time for a quick photo? I think that I mean wouldn't work now, but I think like twenty thirteen that would have crushed if someone tried that to do like what your paintings the same concept that you got from taking pictures in the nineties, the mall, it felt the same as a dude who did portraits of you like paint hand painted portraits. Yeah, he's got the most of their hipster. Yeah, yeah, mustache 15:23 tattooed. Yep, exactly. All those people who tattooed the mustaches on themselves, they still have them. So funny. In 2026, they still have them. Not all the time, because that spot, like that fades pretty. A lot of those people, bet, don't have them. It depends how good their artist was and how much ink they packed in there. I guess. I think a lot of those have probably faded pretty heavily. The skin there's not good at holding. Okay. I was just doing a little bit. 15:51 sorry I was wrong. I don't know a lot about tattoos because I follow Christ. I mean some of will probably do still have it anyways. Oh, don't give me points at the end there. So he he's traveling the world doing portraits now. Yeah, it would have crushed in twenty thirteen to be across from the food court, you know, because what was it the food court twenty thirteen? Sabaro uh 16:18 orange julius yeah orange julius a nameless chinese i was in vegas and i saw a standalone sabaro wild like like brick and building a full building sabaro that's crazy pretty cool that's yeah just a generic chinese restaurant yeah and then a subway probably and talk about sometimes maybe yeah yeah yeah yeah i'm trying to think what else you would have 16:45 pretzel place for sure. Oh, to Chinese restaurants. Actually, there were yeah Chinese and express no, it bad. Express one of them was a nameless. No, both of them were nameless in the battlefield. All yeah, battlefield. That's true. That's true and there was what was between them a little burger place, really cheesesteak. Yeah. Oh yeah, the Philly cheesesteak. Yeah, whatever. What is that? What is the company that is the Philly cheesesteak one? I can't start with a J right. Yeah, I can like picture the Jefferson's. No, no 17:13 what's the Philly cheesesteak in the food court? Oh no, right now I don't know. Food court Philly cheesesteak Charlie's Charlie's. Yep. Yep. Yep. Because the red logo Charlie's. That's good. I search food court with a P H. Hey, they've got that first P H O O D. You searched court 17:42 with a P. What are you talking about? You're thinking Philly food core with a P H. I was thinking Philly cheesesteak, but I did. 17:55 hey, they got one of those at the mall over here. Should we go? No, should we go get some at the Independence Mall? Yeah, dude, let's get some bullet proof. Fest go over a basically vague. That's crazy that they have anything. is crazy. Okay, so so he was traveling. I also have a guy who will paint your portrait. They I shouldn't say traveling worldwide. He was traveling the East Coast and 18:25 London. Doing portraits for people. And he was building like a moderately successful career for himself as a portrait painter. The thing is like he didn't want to do portraits, he wanted to do like influential works of art, but like he never was able to like achieve any of that. uh Meanwhile, he is on a ship on the way back home from uh London one year. And while he's on that ship, he meets a guy by the name of Joseph Henry. And Joseph Henry was a frontier school teacher turned like a uh professor. 18:55 And while he was teaching, he taught a lot of different things, but was a science teacher. And he was teaching about electromagnetism. Teaching about electromagnetism. And the concept of electromagnetism, if you don't know, if you have a metal cylinder and you wrap it in a wire and you send a current through that wire, it essentially creates a magnet and there's a magnetic field around it you can get whatever direction you face that you can get. 19:25 both sides of the magnet. And he was teaching about this concept to his class and he wanted to like show how powerful these could be, but it was kind of theoretical at the time because the only wires that existed were copper wires. And if you put them, packed them too close to each other, they would short circuit. And so the current would travel from one end of the wire to the other instead of, or travel like jump the wire up instead of traveling all the way through. Because we hadn't figured out how to insulate them. 19:55 And so he was like, theoretically, we can make these much stronger if we can figure out how to do that. And then one day he was like, oh, wait, I wonder if I could do that. So he went home and he talked to his wife and he said, Hey, I need you to cut up all your petticoats and she was like, is Morris. No, this is Joseph. This is uh Joseph. Henry. Okay. He's like, Hey, I need you to cut up all your petticoats. And she's like, what? And he's like, I'm to cut up all your coats. And so she's like, I guess you can have my own. It'll really crush. I need to cut up all your petticoats. And she's like, what? 20:23 he's like I need you to cut up all your coats and she's like okay and so then you want me to try one more time maybe it maybe try it. They run it back. Okay, so he goes to his wife. I got her pretty codes. 20:39 Hey, we just produced the price of our patreon to six ninety nine a month. That's one price for everybody. You get all the perks. You get the live hangouts, you get to join the discord, you get early access, whichever reason you're joining for. We wanted to make it one price because I hate that everything in the world is going up in price and so we wanted to make this a little bit more affordable for everyone to do and so but also you know the other goal is that more of you join it so that we can keep funding the show. I mean like what you know, how do I say that? That sounds like we're 21:07 poor and we are we are and uh no, but if you can't join us on patreon, no worries at all. Another way to support the show is by sharing it. Please tell somebody like the show and thanks for for being here for this episode. 21:24 he goes his wife, he goes to his wife, because she's like what and so yeah, he's like I need you to cover coats, cuts up all our coats and he she's like you know how you can get stuck in a loop. It's crazy because you're you're. It feels like the coil in your brain is not insulated well enough that it just jumps just instead of runs. Yeah, so he he goes to his wife. 21:52 It's the same. I got a red coat. She's like, what? I need to cut up your coats. So she lets him do it. Okay. She cuts up all his wife's coats and he makes insulation like the first insulated copper wire. And he discovers that when you do that, you can pack this in so much tighter on this coil. 22:19 And he makes an electromagnet that is packed in so tight it's capable of lifting 1,500 pounds. so he's he's capable of lifting through a magnet so he could have a piece of metal that's 1,500 pounds and that magnet could lift it. It was so powerful. And so big was it? I mean, it was a big electromagnet. Yeah. And so, and because it's like the way an electromagnet works is if the current's running through it, the magnetism is on. 22:46 If you cut off the current, the magnetism turns off. So you can like pick stuff up and move it and drop it. And so he's like, this is so great for class. So he starts showing his class that it's super fun. And then he realizes he is working in a university um that's like not like a major well-known university. It's kind of like Iowa State. Kinda. I don't know exactly where he's at, but I do know most of the population are farmers. so these farm kids are not like engaging with his subject matter very well. 23:15 means he's like I they're like make it pick up cows and he's like well that's first of all that's ranchers first of all that's not what you do. You are a farmer. Yeah, you guys need seeds. It is pretty crazy at that time like ninety percent of ninety five percent of the country. Yeah, farm like the dust bowl. I think yeah, just crazy and so he says I know what I'll do. I know all these kids keep getting distracted. They're on their phones. I want to be able to teach and I can't and so what I'm going to do is I'm going to get an anvil. I won't put this anvil in class 23:46 I'm magnetize it and then totally hang it up above. And when I feel like people aren't paying attention, I'll just cut the current. 23:55 So he just is dropping an anvil on your class. Yeah, he's just dropping an anvil. And so obviously like this is a major big piece of metal. It's like and then like he turns it back on and sucks it back up. It's like now that I got your attention and then he just keeps going on with his lecture. Like that's how he taught and he is like he is a through and through academic. So he's just trying to like 24:20 discover what he can do with this. And so he's constantly doing experiments with this electromagnetic field and uh different magnetism and running these wires and things like that. So he builds like a repeater so he can actually have like a battery that's outside of this. All Joseph Henry, by the way. Yeah. Yeah. And he's like, what if there's a battery outside the classroom and I can connect it? So he ends up he has a battery that's a mile away because he's just like, how far can I get this to stretch? And he has like repeaters in the middle of it. That's uh pushing the current further along and things like that. So like he is just like 24:50 really uh studying, but kind of just playing with electricity to see like what he can do with it. And then teaching his class. also love doing that. Nothing. 25:06 I don't feel this. I can't feel this. I go, Ray, come over here. And I go like this. And then I touch right and jeet. And I'm just like, I can't feel anything right now. Except alive. was like 16. I was serving at my church. Sorry, sorry. on. on. me try over. 25:34 I was 16 years old I was serving at my church. I got involved with the Russian mob. So when you were 16 years serving in church. the thing that they needed was they needed some electrical work done. And so was like, I'll help change some outlets. And I'm from the other side of the church, like about to change this outlet. It's like a little electrical outlet, but I'm like getting ready to go. And I yelled to my pastor who's across the church. like, Hey, did you turn off the breaker? And he's like, yeah. And he didn't. And so I just got in there and I got a pretty good little zap. 26:03 And he thought that was so funny. Like he knew he didn't turn it off. It wasn't like he made a mistake. It was like a prank that he was chip. No, I was like, you think that's funny? He's like, yeah, I was really, he's like, you should have seen your face. All that trick you do. Yeah, you've been in a coma for eight months. Kind of funny. Pretty good. 26:28 Yeah, I played this really good prank on the 16 year old kid to pranks really and uh both the same level of prank when he was 16. I electrocuted him. He was in a coma for nine months and then when he was and when he was like in college, I gave him my wife's putter 26:52 which is like so funny. It's almost as funny. So just Henry tells them all about this on a boat on the way back from England. It's a long boat ride. Yeah. So they're just hanging out and Samuel's here and all this and Sam was like, that's really interesting. Like this is crazy. And he's like, so you're telling me like you can kind of send a signal. And he's like, yeah, you could send a signal really far. And Samuel's brain starts to kind of kick around. And he's like, I wonder if like, cause my problem. 27:22 was that like there's really cool stuff in London that no one back in the States is getting to see. And so what if we can use that to help them like see stuff from London? And so he starts to kind of theorize a possible world where you can run one of those wires for miles and miles and miles and be able to communicate and like share information with each other across the mass distances. And so uh he goes back home. 27:50 And he meets up with an NYU professor named Leonard Gale. uh And he's like, he's like, Hey, I heard about this thing. I want to build it. Here's my idea. And Leonard is like, yeah, theoretically that could work. Like you should try it. And so he kind of talks, coaches him through like how to build it. So he goes home and he builds his own little device that could transport things. And it was like the first rendition of like a Morse code device. Um, essentially a Morse code device. Essentially the way this worked was you would have a single copper wire. 28:19 on one end of a system and you would use this to kind of tap a bell and that would create this electrical signal and that signal would travel and on the other end it there would be a bell that it was tap back exactly the taps that you you sent. The problem was he was having a really hard time. The signal would get really weak really quickly and he couldn't get it to go the full distance, so he shows back up at NYU and he's like look what I got and the professor's like oh, that's pretty cool and then he's like look at like die so fast which professor we're talking about Gale. Yeah, Gale 28:48 So Gale helps him build a repeater. Gale's like, here's what you would do like to get it to where it could, could travel further distances. Right. Meanwhile, he also finds, this guy by the name of Alfred Vale, which very similar name. Gale, Vail. Yes. Gale, Vail and Morse. And Vail was like a financier in New York and Vail was like, this could, this has some potential. And so Vail invests in his idea and Vail. 29:18 and him start to talk about like how they could use it, how this could be useful. Cause right now it's just like, you can just send like some sounds, but it's, and so in Morris's brain, Morris is like, well, what if like you would hit the button and it's like, okay, I hit it 12 times. And then we have a book and for every number, there's a book where we associate associate every word in the English language to a number. So you go through and you'd like, one, two, three, four, five, one, two, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, one, two, for every word in the English language. it takes like 29:47 hours to decode this thing. And Vail was like, that's a stupid idea. oh That's such a bad idea. And Vail's like, just do a code. Like just do it to where each like dot and dash equals a letter. And so Vail is like, okay, I'm going to help you come up with a better code here. What Vail does is that really interesting. He goes to local printing presses. He just hangs out in the press and he pays attention to a couple of things. He pays attention to the letters that are getting used the most. He pays attention to the letters that are like the most like damaged. 30:15 in the press. Yeah. And he says, OK, we're going to R-S-T-L-N-E are the most common. Oh, I thought you were spelling something. I was like, that doesn't sound like a word. 30:37 So he, yeah, I was spelling food court, R S D L L E that's supposed food court, right? So they come up with what ends up becoming Morse code and the way they did it is the easiest letters um were the ones that were the most used letters. Right. And so they're just dots and dashes. The way it is, is a dot is a quick signal. A dash is a long held signal and they all uh establish a different letter in the alphabet. um And so 31:06 They were doing these tests where they were interpreting these different messages back and forth between each other. And this was working pretty well. And so they essentially had this proof of concept and they knew, okay, if we want this to actually uh be successful, we need to build a uh sample for this. And so he says, I want to actually go to the U.S. government and I want to ask them for $30,000, which adjusted for inflation is about a million dollars today. And he says, I want to build a line, a telegraph line from 31:36 I think it was New York to Baltimore, so I can test this and see that this actually works long distance sure, and so he goes to Congress and Congress ah basically is like okay. We're going to work it into our next big bill yeah and Congress is like let me send an email and see if we're allowed to this. 31:58 uh chat bot says it's good to go. says great idea. This has never been thought of revolutionary thinker. It was Washington and honestly that's the difference. So in eighteen forty three Senate convenes to go over their next like finding their budget for the next year in which year we're talking eighteen forty three got it and uh the line was actually Washington to Baltimore. So misspoke there, but Washington to Baltimore way closer. uh Yeah, 32:27 Yeah, say yeah, like I'm wrong. Yeah, right. It's way closer, but it's also still not that much further. All right. See, I mean, it's probably, it's what I hate. Here's what I'm going to say. I'm going to say twice the distance is what I'd say. Baltimore is going to be double the distance of Washington to Baltimore. I know Washington and Baltimore are very close together. Washington, DC, Baltimore, let's see. 46 miles. Okay. 32:55 I yeah, I think I feel like that's possible. Maybe it's about a hundred. What is it? They're close. Oh my gosh. Apple made maps on. made everything unusable. Holy cow, dude. That's crazy. It just freezes up. That's so 46 miles, one hour. So Baltimore to Washington DC, 46 miles. Yeah. All right. And you're guessing double 33:23 I think it's probably close to double, maybe 100, it might be 100. I'll say double, so that's 92 miles. Yeah. 33:31 What is it? A hundred and eighty eight so like a lot more. So like, okay, whatever. Fine. So it would have been way more expensive. Anyways, Washington Baltimore is the proposal. They said we'll put in our next funding bill, but that year the funding bill was highly contested and so they convened to go over the bill. He shows up in Washington. He's sitting in like the gallery of the Senate floor, like listening to the debates and they're like heavily combating over this. 34:01 He's got a senator that he's like in cahoots with. So senator's like, we're going to argue, we're going to get you in. And then he comes to him late in the evening that night, and it has to close at midnight. And he comes to him, he's like, Sammy, I don't know, man. I don't think this is going to happen. Like, we're spending so much time on all this stuff, I don't think we're even going to get to your thing. And he's like, I think you should just go home. I don't think it's going to happen. Yeah, you should make the long drive back. So Sam leaves, dejected, goes back to the hotel. 34:29 very upset about what's happening. And the daughter of that friend, name's Annie Ellsworth, the next day, he meets up or he runs into her at like a local diner or something. And she's very excited to see him and he's dejected. And she is the one who actually tells him the news. Hey, at midnight last night, right as the bell told, they got it through. You got your $30,000 funding. And he is speechless because he did not expect it to happen. When it happened. 34:58 they argued, they argued, they argued and then last thirty minutes they just skyrocketed through all the last budget issues. Okay, okay, vote, vote, vote, whenever it's kind like whenever you waste a lot of time on an episode and then right before the end you sneak in like yeah, CIA CIA CIA ghosts aliens, ha ha ha ha all right, fiddle off, you know, like that's like you do that at the end. So you're like so is dad who's got hairy arms and big biceps and is very impressive. 35:29 And then also here's the thing he did. All right, cool. So the main thing is dad is hot. 35:45 So he's so excited about this. Yeah. That he says, he tells Annie, says, Hey, he says, look, I'm so pumped that you told me this. So pumped in fact, that I'm going to let you send the first message when we built this thing. Okay. It's to work. They started building it. And what's interesting is their original plan was to run this underground and lead pipes. Um, but they, 36:08 were having problems with conductivity because it's lead pipes. And so like they couldn't get that insulation to work right. And they ended up pivoting half with the project to do overhead wires. Yeah. So it's really interesting to think about, like, if they could have figured that out, what the world would have been like because we crossed the country and power lines and telegraph wires because they couldn't solve that problem. And now they can. Yeah. Now there's no need for us to have that stuff. Plastic. Right. But for real, mean, like, now... 36:35 but it's really interesting to think like that. What possible in our lifetime? We'll get rid of all these telephone poles and stuff because I think it's the infrastructure safer underground. Yeah, it's definitely a good question. I mean not not just safer as far as like safety. It costs more, but I'm saying like when storms come through yeah, you don't have to worry about those going. You know, I don't know. Actually, I don't know. I wonder we should ask our we should ask our connect on that. Yeah, we should plug into our connect on that. 37:05 so he'll say no, no, they're not. They're gonna do that. I never go to change. I gotta do that. Why? He'll go. Why would they do that? That's exactly how respond. Well, I mean like a long term because I gotta do that. 37:22 so you guys are stupid. Yeah, I remember young and I remember being so stupid. I was such a dumb person. He still listens to this. I he listened for a little while. Maybe he gave up. He might have. don't know. I don't know. He hasn't mentioned anything to us. I know it makes me think he's not listening to it anyways, so they build the line and they end up. Let me see if I can get the first message. Eighteen forty four. Okay, they run the first test 37:51 And the idea of the test was we're going to run it one way and then we're going to run the exact same message back. Okay. So they sit down to do the test. He turns to Annie. She's there and he says, what do you want to say? And she says, I want to say what half God rot and he's like, oh, okay. And then it sends instantaneously from Washington to Baltimore. was the first message that Zuck posted on Facebook? Do we know what the first Facebook post said? I don't 38:21 No, but I've got a feeling it's not good. You don't think you don't think it's what hath God released on humanity. It was probably hello world. That's like a common thing and like software developers. Hello hot girls. I'm trying to meet through this new website. I made. I was going to say I bet that I'm trying to rate women on this. Yeah, that's what I bet the first one to ten nine 38:47 Oh, the first thing was a picture of Al Pacino. Oh, with the guy with the does a picture of Al Pacino covered in binary code. All right. Sure. Yeah, it weird. uh So that message was actually a reference to numbers chapter twenty three, which is the story of Balaam's donkey. Do you know the story? It's the weirdest story in the Bible. If you don't know Balaam's donkey is a story where this guy Balaam is riding his donkey. 39:16 And he, the donkey's not doing what he wants because the donkey sees an angel and the donkey's like, there's an angel right there. There's an angel, but Bail him can't see it he's not a holy man. And so he keeps hitting or a donkey turns out. So he keeps hitting that donkey and uh, uh, the, the dot three times. And then finally the angel or what we then find out is the Lord speaks through the donkey. The donkey turns around. 39:45 to mail and time goes hey, what has that rot? No, he says, what have I done to make you beat me three times and he argues with his donkey and they go back and forth and then finally his donkey's like he's like he's like I have been your noble Steve for years. 40:06 this is have I have I been in the habit turns around and this is a lot of people didn't catch the reference because he turns around and he goes in the morning. I'm making waffles. The donkey sounds like a smoker because like I don't know if you've tried to do that, but it like it takes a toll on the vocal cords, you know, and so like that they argue in the docks. He's like finally like have I not been good to you? Like have I ever done this before? Is this a habit of mine to not do what you ask? And Balaam's like no. And then when he says no, the angel like appears to him and he kind of has this like Paul moment. 40:35 where he like turns to the Lord. The next chapter, uh Baelic, which is like, uh he's a king of some nation, doesn't matter. He's a king of a nation. He sends Baelic to go curse God's people. And he goes to curse God's people. He realizes, because now he's one of God's people, he's like, he's like, can't curse them. So he blesses them. And Baelic is like, what are you doing? And he's like, he's like, I can't, following what God told me to do. And then he looks at the beautiful place that God created for his people. 41:04 and he says, what has God rot is what Balaam says. Sure, it's like this is an amazing thing that that God has done. So that was the ideas. This is an amazing thing we appreciate you being here for Tillen Church. This week we do have a giving box that will be passed around 41:27 Hey, thanks for listening to this episode of things. I learned last night. If you liked the show, you want to support us, we've got merchandise that you can get and it's good stylish stuff that I made. put a lot of work into this stuff, so it's great to find other tilling fans in the wild and be like, wait a minute. I know that shirt. And so yeah, we would love for you to do that. You can pop over to shop.tillin.com or the QR code or there's a link in the description. There's plenty of ways to find it. We promise we made it super easy. So thanks for supporting the show and thanks for listening. 41:57 did you see a Russell brand yeah yeah. I was like what was the was a Bible fascism hasn't me. I do appreciate though that he didn't just make it up. I do appreciate that. know what I let him for me. Fine that was that was where he was like I can't find it, but this is you know I and I do feel like I you know it be like if you put a sophomore in high school 42:24 from youth group on TV and we're like you're down the face of Christianity. uh Yeah, yeah, you know, but a sophomore in high school with problematic allegations. Yeah, I'm sorry. I school is got like a history real that is clearly running from and it is crazy like knowledge, but but anyway we are going to pass the plate just wherever you're at right now alone in your car on your morning walk. Just look around there's 42:54 There's a plate coming for you. 42:58 like you imagine you're just like at a stoplight so a word and they're holding a plate full of cash. You got to put something in it. I just on the other side of the car pass it through the blade. There's a church in Springfield to use KFC buckets. I always thought that was so funny. It's hilarious. So this message that phrase what hath God rot yeah like that was like all over the news. They sent it to who was in Baltimore to receive it. It was just one of like his business part. 43:26 Okay, so that person sent it right back immediately and this was like this proved it was possible and so this became a thing where like people uh The the media for decades would use this phrase What hath God rot when talking about new technological? Discoveries being like and it was like what has God rot exclamation point like God has brought forward a new amazing technology for us That's gonna help us push humanity forward and we're gonna become better because of it. What's interesting rarely are we doing that? 43:54 You know, I feel like new technologies come along and rarely are we like, we're going to be better now. Well, what's really interesting is this phrase for this was 1844. This phrase for nearly a hundred years was what has God rot? Look how amazing this is. And now it's and then the atom bombs dropped and the headline in the Adams bombs was what has God rock question mark? And it changed that phrase. And through the end of the nineties, that phrase was a common phrase that the media would use when technology or something went too far. 44:23 and like was like the dark side. was like, yeah, God do really interesting, like change of that phrase there. And so next time you think about talking, donkeys think about that. So he then after this, this is the proof of the concept. And this is also another really interesting thing here. This is the first time we really have in recorded history where the government funds a private business venture. And it's obviously fruitful and worth it for them. Like they, the Morse code became a huge deal. 44:53 uh or I guess the telegraph became a huge deal, but kind of set a precedent for a lot of future investment that the government would do. What's interesting is this does well for him. He starts crossing the country in telegraph lines. Their copycats start popping up. He gets put into like pretty brutal. um 45:19 legal battles, yeah patents, because he patented the whole process and everything, and so he gets in pretty pretty brutal battles. One of them uh O'Reilly versus Morse is still cited to this day in legal battles. This was an eighteen fifty three because there was a lot of different things that that he had tried to patent along the process. The eighth item that he tried to patent on this process was basically electricity. Oh sure, sure, sure, sure. Basically was like yeah. 45:48 I have the patent to using electricity to communicate. And they were like, no. Yeah. And so this was the decision that was made was that you can't patent a physical reality if you discovered it. You can patent the machinery used to can't patent gravity. Yeah. And you can't even patent the concept of electric communication. You can patent your process, your machinery that does that, but you can't patent the thing. Got it. And so this was actually like, this is cited in current technology things where like, 46:17 if uber were to try to patent ride share technology, they couldn't patent that they could patent the way they do it, but they couldn't be like, we're the only ones who can do this because we're the god we have pat night right. And so it's really interesting to think about like that moment had the courts decided a little differently what the world would look like today because businesses would totally do that. Like at and t would be the only internet service provider. Like facebook would be the only right in your area. You do have a lot of internet provider choices. Don't you because 46:46 you know, otherwise, thank God, well, they would have God rod that you have multiple internet providers to choose from right, right. Yeah. Who do you have at your house? We have and could you choose another one? We could do fiber. We could do fiber. We could do T mobile. You can do Google fiber. Yeah, yeah, we could do Google in my neighborhood. I can only do spectrum. That's crazy. That is the only one I'm to 47:14 It's the only one available to my my area crazy. I mean it is it is bad out there. I'm not saying it's now, but we're not gonna crash out. We're not gonna crash out. We're not gonna crash out. Sorry. Was that a little too hard? Don't do it software. I'll do it. Sorry. We're not gonna crash out. I like you flinched. I like that you're still scared a little bit. Yeah. The person you shot me all those times when we were in college. That was easy. Anyways, so with a gun 47:54 With a gun. So here's the thing. Here's what's interesting about this. This changed the world in so many ways. Obviously you can communicate overseas for the first time. Warfare changed. How did they those cables back then? How'd they do that? I guess I don't know. Maybe radio waves. Maybe they figured out how to do it with radio waves. Maybe. I don't actually don't know how they did it overseas. They probably ran them underwater. Probably figured out a housing for it. Random. I really don't know. Anyways. 48:24 The couple of really interesting things, one, I don't know this, but before Morse code, trains were pretty dangerous because they ran on like predetermined schedules, but if there was a delay. Oh yeah, then you didn't know what was coming your way. Yeah, and so there was head on collisions all the time with trains. And so this solved that problem because they could actually communicate to you like, okay, we're behind five minutes. And then they could shift the schedules on trains. So it made train travel much safer, which made it cheaper, which made it available to more people. Same thing with ships. 48:52 it made traveling overseas safer, cheaper because you could just communicate. They had to figure out how to do radio waves because like ships had it on there. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. So it was, it had to be radio. You're right. Yeah, I bet. Yeah, I bet there was like receivers that would then put it through a line. What's the movie where he's blinking doing the Morse code? I don't know. It's probably a reference because there is a when, when did it come out? 49:21 I guess, oh, it is a reference to the real life guy right in Vietnam. There was a yeah, there's a guy who was maybe it was Vietnam. There was a war. It was a war. He's a P. W. Yeah, P. O. W. And they made him do like a propaganda video thing, but he was blinking Morse code of like torture because like the video was like they're treating us great. We're having a great time. We're having fun. We love these people right, but he was saying that about blinking torture. There's a movie. I think it's called untraceable. Is that a movie? Look it up. It was a pretty crazy 49:51 crazy on a pole with a P H on traceable. It was a movie got a thirty two percent got a sixteen percent on rotten tomatoes two thousand eight. It's a horror action movie yeah and Tom Hanks son is I was going to say I was like wait is this Tom Hanks son yeah. I never knew that this was Tom Hanks son yeah he's in he's in Fargo yeah really good. I didn't know that this was his son. I never but yeah 50:19 you know it's a website that the more people go to the website, the faster the person dies. It's a live stream saying so like you know and they couldn't figure out and then one of the guys who's in battery acid dying is codes, the worst goes the address interesting interesting. Yeah, I mean I've never seen that I've never even heard of it was a bad movie. I that 50:44 I was an eighth grade. What's it you think about all this? And I was like, there's not as many layers to this as maybe there should be. uh He ran for mayor in 1836 after he like for Baltimore or New York. They're just so close. New York. He actually ran for mayor of New York and he ran as the nativist candidate. And this goes back to his childhood. He learned this from his dad. He was a nativist, which was a kind of small. They don't wear clothes. 51:14 I'm a naked. It's my political position is no. I've never, never clothed. What that in the intro, huh? Him stumbling over my political position is thumb. No, I'm not cool. No clothes. Did I send you that video of top the log uh singing one of his songs and it's just like the arc over time of like I've seen the lyric and how now he just can't sing it. I don't think it's that he can't sing it. 51:44 I cause it is pretty fast. So there's a chance he can't really sing it. But as you go, like it slowly turns from, oh, he's singing the lyrics to like, Oh, every couple of words, he just makes a sound to like this last one. He's just, I'm not kidding. I'll show you in the after the film. He just goes, oh that's exactly the other night. So they were playing baby by Justin Bieber. Yeah. I didn't realize that I, I still know the whole rap part, you know, 52:13 hold on when I was thirteen. I have my first love. It was a ready to compare to my baby and nobody can be twenty so can ever come above age. He had me going crazy. Oh, it's pretty good. You got nah, the whole thing. No, I don't get copyrighted. I'm so good at it. So I'll be like track. He's the ease. I'm really good at it. That's crazy that you remember. I had a couple Shirley temples. That's and you get me hopped up on sprite in brennan. 52:42 and I will be a thing. I rap. We're not get too much sugar. I get going so 1936. He runs for mayor and he runs for May 1936. How old is he this 1836? I was gonna say 1836. This is before the Eric. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, and so he runs for mayor and on his campaign. He runs from a campaign he got from his dad and this was a lot of his political and moral beliefs and the nativist position he had was that there should be no immigrants 53:12 And more importantly, there should be no Catholics. He said the Catholics are the problem in this country. we didn't, if we stopped the Catholics from coming, then everything would be so much better. 53:23 I'm joking. So he was very, very strongly anti-Catholic and he was like, he's like, they're all coming from overseas and they're ruining this country. We need to make sure that we don't let them in. The irony, nothing is new. Yeah. And the irony of all this is he lost, you know, I think he got like 1400 votes. So he basically got nothing. And the irony of all this is his invention ended up making it really easy to immigrate to this country. And so like there was a big boom after 53:52 the telegraph was invented and so it's kind of funny that like he had this kind of I guess also there's a there's this is a thing where it's like this is now a universal code yeah. The whole world knows Morse code yeah, so even if you don't speak the same language, it can well you start a spell on a chance that ever I never mind, never mind, but it did. It was groundbreaking would been better if you had for certain for every word you know. 54:22 sorry I do fifteen thousand three hundred and eighty two to say fiddle off. We're not ready yet. Oh dang it. So most that part that part most countries in the world were like this is so significant. Yeah, like this is one of the biggest discoveries we've ever had and so he just starts getting showered with gifts from every other country. So like countries are sending them like gold, silver, they're sending them like amulets and statues. Some are sending them just outright money 54:51 He gets $30,000 in cash from England. And so like he's getting like all these gifts. Yeah. So he starts a business, his business does well. But the bigger, the majority of his wealth comes from all these, all these countries just giving them stuff. And so that's where this picture comes from. Like he wasn't, he was never a war person. He just got all these awards from all these different countries for like his scientific discovery. The irony of it is he didn't discover anything like literally none of like even 55:18 when he started building this like he had like it's just the John Henry's guy. Yeah, John Henry discovered this veil and what was it hail gale veil and gale perfected it and then he got the government to fund it but even hand the government he got his friend to help the government to make it happen. No, he got his friend in the government to get it past Senate. Yeah, but he has he had his other friend figure out which letters they'll have in the letters. They'll the letters. Yeah, so like he really did 55:44 very little of this. did kind of like oversee it. But I mean, I guess that's no different than any business leader now. They don't do anything. And so he ends up in 1872. He dies of pneumonia and he has an estate valued at $500,000 in 1872, which translates to about $13.4 million today. So yeah, really well. Or does well really well for himself. And that technology, like it globalized our economy. Right. It made us more efficient. It was a major 56:13 part of industrialization. And honestly, it was the birthplace of modern computing because even the dots and dashes eventually would become what we would see in transistors with bits and ones and zeros. so this concept, in one sense, he's the father of the modern information age. in one sense, honestly, he is because, like I just said, most of these modern organizations, 56:42 there is the figurehead. There's the Steve Jobs whom who brought brings the right out, but then there's the people who actually built it and he was a person who actually built it. The irony of this whole thing. It's like our podcast. The art. I'm like the figurehead and I make you do all the grunt work. I don't want to do it becomes and it's been a pretty decent partnership, but I'm also just realizing that maybe because you do all that stuff. That's why we're only have ten listeners. So he the company does everything. ah He's successful. 57:12 He's making a lot of money the thing happens um but he goes home and he's Succeeded and so he goes home and he's like he's like feels empty. Uh-huh gets back in a painting He starts painting again and he spends the last like 20 years painting paintings does a W bush thing at the end and he spends his last 20 years of his life painting and The funny thing about this is I think I don't know if he lost it or what but what we hear from written reports 57:42 is that after he died, the executors of the will come to his house and they find all these paint, like hundreds of paintings that he painted over the years. And they said they were so bad that they didn't even think that they could sell them. So they just threw them all away. And so all of these just got lost to time that potentially could have been really like famous works of art, maybe. Cause he was supposed to be. Because all the people there were like, Oh, this stuff sucks. 58:08 So is the only painting that he has on display somewhere that one of the yeah of all the other paintings yeah and what that's a good painting is what I'm saying. That's like that's the lighting is there. That's good. Well, what's interesting is this what we see here. This is a copy because he actually at the time there was this new technology and paint that he used for that that made all of the paintings he was copying outlive this painting like it deteriorated faster, and so this is actually a copy that's on display. 58:37 Wow, is this gone? Is his long gone ah and all those, all those ancient paintings that he was copying survived. So that's Samuel Morris, a painter and Morse code inventor. Yeah. Yeah. And I'm glad that he switched to letters instead of cause then you'd have to 59:01 I'm typing fiddle. 59:13 Off. 59:21 What did I say? 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Most people know the name Samuel Morse because of Morse code. But before he became famous for dots and dashes, Samuel Morse spent years chasing a completely different dream. His path from struggling artist to one of history’s most important inventors is full of surprising twists, family pressure, and a little bit of luck. A Childhood Shaped by a Strict … Read More

The Man Who Bought Vegas | Howard Hughes Ep 331

06-23-26

Episode Transcription

Hey, man. Happy to be here. Crackin' a cold one. That's Celsius. Yeah, no, it's a forced light for audio listener. That's what we're doin'. It's not, I feel like maybe we have to clarify it because someone's like, this is their first time here. We, you know. Our first studio used to have course lights everywhere. We'd come in and say, we share it with a bunch of comedians and it smelled like weed and cores. And literally they would just leave cans. Yeah, they'd leave it around. Well, I remember that. Now we leave cans of Celsius around. Yeah, I actually, the very first space tin was one of those cans of course light. I picked it up and talked into it. I don't think so. I was like, use cans of course light. It was not, that sounds coarse, no. That's not true. And I don't, I don't want people to think that about you. I don't want people to think that you would pick up a used course light came for a bit. What's the episode about today? Use course. I am happy to be. $3.00, O.B. Stop talking. Sorry. And now I'm not happy to be doing it. Hey, when does this episode come out? Oh gosh, I'm gonna be honest with you. I have not even a slight idea. It's like sometime in June. Great. I think it's the third week of June if I'm guessing. All right. This is a ballpark. Anyway, now our Patreon is cheaper. Oh yeah. Yeah, we made the change. There's one tier. Instead of doing like two tiers or whatever, you can't pay more. Yeah, we had three tiers. There's just one tier. And so we just have million dollars a month. No, I wanted to make a solid point. If you want to be quiet. I agree. I hate that I got like three different emails in the last year from Netflix that are like, hey, we, it's going up a dollar. Yeah, the straighter he moves made it. So it's difficult to send you your Netflix. Like that's so stupid. So I hate how everything else in the world is so expensive. And we want to make sure that we're not one of those things. And we, and we want you to join it. So we made it, we made it one, one flat price. And I hope they. $40 a month. Oh my gosh. It's just like, oh no, I hate it. We need to do that, don't do that. I go, I want to do what you say. All right, Blair, we gotta talk business. Should we pay Blair or should we cut her paychecks in half? We should probably cut it in half. You do do do. She has no idea. Go over there. Ah. Things I learned last night. Did we say $6.99? Yeah, we did $6.99. OK, great. For one swap price of $699 a month. See, it's not a good bit, is it? It's not really funny. Everything is so expensive in this world. It was funny. I laughed at it. $6.99, which is the cost of a subway sandwich in 2009. So for the low, low cost of one subway sandwich of 2009, you can support this by far long. I have been thinking, like, we should launch this. We should be posting this on substackers or something. I just want to think of different ways where people are able to support the show, where they support other things. You know? Yeah, we can do that. I don't remember what I was going to try. Yeah. Have you ever heard of Howard Hughes? Yes. Yeah. Hot. Yeah. Broom. Broom. This is a double disagree. Yeah. Yeah, I'll show you another one. Oh, Howard Hughes. Yes. He's like, he honestly looks so much like the second Spider-Man. He looks a lot like... And Jim McGuire's up there. But he also looks like what American Psycho would be based out of first. I... Yeah, I could see that. I could see that. I know who Howard Hughes is, but I'm just not putting it together. Is that plane having a oil leak? It does look like... Probably just washed. Probably just washed. I had a dream last night. This is crazy. I had a dream last night. Dream last night, we... Trove out to sea, Las Vegas. Here's the thing, Alex isn't here. So I'm just alone in this, just so you know, Alex isn't here today. It's kind of sad. He, well, we should have him record a couple little, like... Yeah. Just to throw in... A couple little... You know? But he's not here, and I feel weird. And now there's no one for me to look at to be like, am I dumb? Am I dumb? Am I, you know? Plans here. Yeah, but she's dumb. So now I feel like I'm the only one who's like, All right, you guys are just dumb. You guys are just dumb together. Don't get mad, I'm not wrong. So anyway, I'm really funny because she's on the box, man. Yeah. Stay. Go ahead with who Howard Hughes is. Howard Hughes, I won't bear the lead. Howard Hughes is like a... I don't know if successful is the right term. He is a prominent, we'll use the term prominent. I mean, I guess he was successful. He made a lot of money. But depending on how you quantify success, but he was a film producer in like the 30s, 40s. Oh, yes. Okay, okay, okay, okay. That's where it is. I do know this. But he has a pretty storied... Story. Okay. I think I think the best place to start is to start with his background, where he comes from. Yeah. His dad also named Howard Hughes, but he goes by Bo. And he was kind of... Wait, what are the Howard Hughes movies? Films? What's his work? We'll get through this. We'll go through them kind of one by one. Yeah. They're interesting stops. When it count his many blessings, name them one by one. What? Oh, he didn't go to real church, did you? No. You only grew up singing... You didn't go to real church. What does that mean? Oh, did you never open a hymn when you were a kid? No, we didn't. You didn't do hymn those at my church. Yeah, that's why you're bad theology, dude. Actually, we did for a minute when I was really young and then we moved away from him. Many blessings, name them one by one. Count your many blessings, see what God has done. Interesting. Yeah, it was cool. Yeah, you know, I can't hear... And there was a Chris Tomon version that would... We're going, count your many blessings, name them one by one. Yeah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, see what God has done. It was just a weird thing in the middle for nobody really. You know. I was my wife, flag. Hey, speaking of this is month's late by the time this comes out. I forgot to tell you this morning, did you see the newsboys press release last night? No. They filed a lawsuit and they named a lot of people. Oh, I did see them post about it. And I downloaded it to search if Shama or myself were mentioned. Were they? No. not big enough to have been sued. Is it just like a, like, hey, you're making fun of us lawsuit? No, they're suing for defamation. They're saying that none of this stuff happened. Oh, because they're asking for it. Is there a lie? What do they do? Michael Tate, you know, abused people on the road. Interesting. And there's like, it's pretty verifiable. And so, oh, I think they're suing for defamation because they're saying that the rest of the band didn't know, which is, and this is, this is so true. False, they, they knew the entire, like everyone knew, everyone knew. It is like hard to believe that you could be in that close of quarters with people for that long and not know what to say. I'm saying, but they're suing people. So maybe we shouldn't, oh, allegedly, they didn't know because they want you to think you're, they want you to think you're, they think you're dumb. They're suing us. What do we care? We don't have nothing to lose. Please don't. They do seem pretty sue happy. They're going to make a whole movie about it too. God's not dead. Seven newsboys versus the world. God's, yeah, nevermind. All right. So his dad, Bo, Bo is described as, God knew, Bo, you didn't want to go down that path? No, his father, Bo, is described as a scoundrel. That's the word that's just to describe him. His early life, he lived in Joplin, Missouri in the late 1800s and he was literally run out of town by a girl's father with a shotgun. I don't know if it was a shotgun, but he was run out of town because he was like making advances on this guy's daughter and he was like, get out of here and they like chase him out of town. Yeah. Yeah. So he left Joplin and he goes to Houston and he gets to Houston. I like you editing the fly because you were about to say something and you were like, which, and then your brain was like, that's not interesting enough and you kept going and I'm very proud. That's growth. Thanks. So. Bo gets to Houston in 1901 right at the beginning of Spindletop, which I don't know if you know what that means. Okay. Spindletop was this event in 1901. Let me guess what it is. Spindletop. Yeah. It feels like it's probably something sweetish. I feel like there's a lot of blonde people in Houston just doing Spindletop. Hey, it's just Spindletop. Like I can't do it like a, you know, like a SV to say, you know, like it's Spindletop. And it's like they have a lot of brats and a lot of, you know, that's a little more German, I guess. Well, both. They got a lot of brats and beers and, and, and it's a big festival. Yeah. Pretty close. And they, they sacrifice stuff. They do sacrifice stuff in a sense. Okay. I know as January 10th, 1901, just outside Beaumont, Texas, which is like a little outside of Houston. And a little more, a little more Bayoui, a little more Bayoui for sure. Is that what it is? A guy drilling for oil. Oh, okay. Hit oil big in the Spindletop. Oh, is this Lucas oil? I think, yeah, I think this is where Lucas oil comes from. And so Spindletop gothure also known as the Lucas gothure, which I guess is Lucas oil came from this. I haven't researched heavily what Spindletop gothure. He goes to a thing. He goes to Houston and he gets to Houston, like just before Spindletop. Spindletop. And Spindletop was the discovery of this well as well was literally they tapped the well and they hit it. They didn't know how much oil was in there. And it just started gushing over 100,000 barrels of oil a day. So this was like an unbelievably like fruitful oil deposit. Sure. And so. So now he's rich. So he sees this happen and he immediately goes and starts buying up acres of land for a handful of dollars, like literally like single dollars of for land. And he turns around months later and sells them for hundreds. And so this is a, he makes a moderate fortune. Sure. It's not you're never working a day again in your life, but it is your wealthy now. Yeah. And so he takes that fortune and he reinvests it, starts opening up wells and doing digging operations. And he becomes kind of like an oil magnate. And so this is how he's father bow. And he is living that lifestyle. Howard Hughes is born in the middle of the in the middle of this whole, this whole event. Let's see. He's born 1905. So his dad is building his oil empire. Howard Hughes is born and his mom, uh, they're living this wealthy lifestyle and his mom's kind of watching what's going on in the world. And she's got this paranoia about just like sickness and disease because she's seeing major sicknesses move around the world. Did you, did you turn me up? Yeah, because you were being really loud. And I truly, like, maybe I could hear himself while I was trying to turn myself down because you're being really loud. And then I was like, well, maybe I can get him to be less loud if he can hear himself a little better. No, just hurt my ears. You were yelling into the microphone for a second. I wasn't yelling in the microphone for a second. Listener, put it in the comments, say, quiet down to him, say, speak up. Can you speak up? Say, can you speak up? Oh, it's a power. That's a power to do to people. Yeah. It immediately puts you in a position of power and you go, can you speak up, please? I can't hear you. Can you speak up? Yeah. And it also, I think it does work in the inverse though. If you say, can you speak down, please? Hey, can you be a little bad? It's a lot more rude. You be a little quiet. Can you speak up? Can you speak up? It makes it be like, maybe this is a bolt of us problem. You're speaking too quiet. I can't hear. If, hey, can you be quiet? Can you be quiet, please? It's just me. So yeah, so comment one of those below. But can you be quiet? The quicker. If there was a lot. So howard is bored in Act205000. It is a good level. In the middle of like... The oil boom. In the middle of the oil boom. Yeah. So dad's business is growing, making a lot of money. trump go Aloo. SchMienleague. Sp Davidson Top. You don't even know what that's from. Is that from something? Yeah. and educated smart listeners. We'll know what that's from immediately. Okay, well, I feel like you're making that up. I'll get rich off of you. I really feel like you're making this up. Spend the top. I need to have a little guitar. I'm engaged. I'm engaged to somebody, but then this new, you know, nanny shows up and she's so much prettier and with her short hair and her singing. And I've got a hundred kids. And so spend a little top, spend a little top. And the girl I'm engaged to has got a crazy. Yeah. She's cheaper, right? That does it. That's Steve Martin version. Because there's cheaper, rather than Steve Martin, and then there's your smiling hours, Dennis. What's his name? Dennis Quaid. Yeah. Dennis Wack. Dennis Hocknelson. Oh, yeah. Hocknelson is in that. Yeah, really weird. Same movie. Yeah. It's exactly the same movie. So, so. This is what's his name. Dennis Quaid. Yeah. So, so this is the turn of the 20th century. pneumonia. The flu. Sure. tuberculosis. A bunch of other diseases are like all over the place. Everyone's getting sick. No one really knows why. Yeah. They don't really know why. But it's just that's spreading really quickly. Sure. And his mom is so paranoid about sickness and disease. Yeah. And they're pretty well. And she washes her hands all the time. She never shakes anyone's hand. She only fist bumps. And she invented that. She started that. She's still or no deal. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You got that. So, she literally every day would wake him up. And she would check his entire body for like hives. And like listen to his breathing. To like see if he had like any sort of sickness. Yeah. Every single day. Just a good mom. So far. So far. Good mom. So, he kind of grows up in this world where he's kind of taught like, oh, like at any moment you can get sick and die. And your mom's really afraid that that's going to happen to you. And so, he's going up in this, in this world. His dad is becoming a noial financier. And he's on a train one day. And he meets a guy on this train. And the guy is like, hey, you're the owner of that, that oil company, right? And he's like, no, that's my dad. Because he's like a kid. No, he's talking to Bo is dad. Howard is not a, Bo is on the doing business. Oh, okay, okay, okay. Yeah, he's traveling for business on a train. And the sky approaches him. And he's like, he's like, hey, I'm an engineer. And I work in one of the oil fields. And I've been getting frustrated because they use these drills. And they were, I think they called them fish hook drills or something like that. I think I figured this out too, by the way, while you're so out of breath right now. Because you put the mic down and you talk like this. I talk like this. And you're hunched over. I'm out of breath because I don't breathe when I talk. Let's put the mic up. Look, chest out. I know it's really hard for you to do. And there you go. I run out of breath because I'm still got to. I run out of breath because it's not pointing down. It's pointing up. What are you talking about? I'm saying it's still point. Like it's, you got to be, you got to be loud mouth level. Yeah, but I got to look, I got to look at this. You can't see over it. No, I don't know. No. All right. I was just trying to help you be out of less out of breath. You're really worth pressing. You're stressing me out. Here's the thing. Here's the thing. Let me check your body for sickness. Yeah, listen to me. Listen for a wheeze. I am the little sick, actually. Oh, really? Yeah. That's probably more of the problem. Dad bow is on the train. And the guy approaches him. He's in. Yeah, he's like, I'm frustrated in the field. He's like, I'm frustrated with the drills. Yeah. Yeah. He's like, I'm frustrated in the field. He's like, I'm frustrated with the drills. Because they had a drill system. And the way it worked is it was the long pole. And then it was like, it fanned out in both directions. Like a 90 degree angle, the drill. And the way it worked is it just kind of chipped at the rock. And so the best oil work is oil just down there. Yeah. Yeah. There's just deposits of oil. It's kind of like an aquifer. But of just, of just oil. Oh, yeah. Okay. Way down there. And so you got a drill. And the problem with these is they, they described them kind of like chisels. And so they would kind of like batter against the rock. But the system, like when you hit rocks that were like stronger, not surface level rocks, they would constantly break those drill bits. And you're drilling down thousands of feet. And so that was like the process to get it all the way back up. Change the bit. And then you break it into the break. And so it was very inefficient. And this guy showed him a design. And he essentially designed this new drill bit that there's actually three of these heads on it. And they are, I'm trying to think of a way to describe it. If you just think of like, you know, at the end, you know, at the end of the Incredibles, when they introduced the mole, Dylan, and he's got that giant drill. Yeah. So it's three of those drill heads. And they all come into a point facing each other. It'd be like, you're having an automatic like a shaver. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So it's kind of like the mole at the end of the Incredibles movement. If you put that on the end of an automatic shaver, then instead of pointing out there is pointed together. Okay. And so the way he described it is like. But how big is this? Do you know? I mean, it's big. It's, it's a girthy, girthy drill heads. And so like the way they described it is it's like it, it chews up the rock. Because it all lines together. And so it was less likely to overheat, less likely to break. And because it was like teeth like that, even if you had chips. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. And so he takes this and he starts the Hughes tool company, which goes and starts manufacturing these drill bits. This changes the oil industry basically overnight. Right. Now oil companies through this whole time, like this was every time a drill that would break it was hours of lost time, which was thousands of barrels, which was thousands of dollars, right, of lost revenue. And so this was something that these companies were like, yes, yes, we need this. We did spills. Maybe we lose it. They, they wouldn't lose it. But they weren't pulling it. Yeah. If you weren't pulling it, you weren't making money. Right. But you started to pay all the operation of everything. Right. And then you lost a bit too. So you have to buy a new bit. And so you're just burning resources. Sure. Instead of making money. And so the whole oil industry is fucking to him to get these tools. And he sees an opportunity. That sucks. And so what he says, as he says, you see this bit, this is the best drill bit the oil industry has ever seen. And I want to give it to you. But I'm not going to. I'm not going to sell this. I'll lease it to you. Smart. And so he leases the drill bits. And so they sell a single bit. This company only leases them. And so they become unfathomably extraordinarily wealthy. Right. They are making money hand over fist. Huge, hugely, hugely successful people. And so his dad is like, I want to, I want to make a life for you. And so he tries to send them. Who's dad? Howard's dad. Just talk about both. Bow. Bow is wildly wealthy. Bow goes to how he and Bow is like how he I want you to be successful. Okay. I want to send you to college. So how he he sends how he off to college. Howard. Yeah. And he doesn't really do great in school. Okay. He ends up transferring him from Harvard. So he sent him to Harvard at 14. Which I think this was a different time. So that was like Harvard in Boston. Iowa. Is it in Boston? Tonight. Harvard's not. Don't look at me like that. Yes, he is. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. No, it's. It's. I. It's in Cambridge, which is basically Boston. Right. Cambridge, Iowa. Hey, thanks for listening to this episode of things on the last night. If you like this show, we would love to see it on our Patreon. It's a great way to financially support the show. We don't make money from this. It just helps us to pay the people who do make money from this. Like Alex and Robert are editor and maybe one day, one day me and Tim. Maybe one day. You know, but only if you join. Only if you join. We can't wait. We can't get paid. Until you pay. We can't feed Tim's kid until you join. He's okay. He's okay. The arms of the angel. The arms of the angel. The arms of the angel. I like for the second you believe. I did not think it was Iowa. I did. It was not a second. I thought it was Iowa. But I did. I can't be like maybe it's not Boston. You go, I guess. I did Brad Garrett's comedy club all week. And Brad Garrett. Brad Garrett is. Oh, who is Brad Garrett? I guess I asked him that and he crumbled. He went. Oh, how do I describe? Who is Brad Garrett? No, he's the brother in everybody loves Raymond. Yes. And so which he loves that that's what you know him from. He's actually so nice. He's great. But the other comic. So Brad would go up and do either 15 minutes or 40 minutes. Didn't you know the however long you wanted. And then you bring me up. I do 10. And then I come off stage and he would do another 15 or an hour. And then he'd bring up the other guy to do 25 minutes. And so like that was the whole thing for the whole week. And so the one of the nights. We're backstage during the other guys 25 minutes being Brad. The guy comes off stage and Brad just goes, are you done? Are you joking? And he's like, what? He goes, you only did six minutes. And I was like, no, I didn't. And I said, I said, dude, you went up there at 915. It's 920 right now. He did five minutes on stage. And he was like, you guys are messed. No, shut up. No. And Brad's like, Brad's like, dude, you've got to do the time you're paid for. And like, you know when you can see someone's eyes be like, did I do this? It's the same look that you have. He is Harvard in Iowa. It's like there's a lot. There's enough doubt that it's like this is clearly absurd. Yeah. Yeah. It was because it was a really tough crowd. All of us hated that crowd. Sorry if you were there on Wednesday, April 20 something. We all hated you. Brad came back and was like, oh my gosh. And I was like, I know. We all hated you. So anyways, he goes to, he goes. Harvard doesn't work out. His parents then send him to Caltech, which is in Iowa. All colleges are in Iowa, by the way. So he goes to Caltech where he's actually studying math and aeronautical engineering as well. Okay. Okay. Okay. Well, he's next to that plane while he's there. He's 16 years old. And his mom tragically dies in what they think. And we don't know for sure there's not like clear details. But what sounds like it was an ectopic pregnancy. Okay. But she suddenly dies. There was no sign of anything was going to happen. Yeah. And this kind of crushes him. Right. And so he leaves school. He quit school. He goes back home. And two years later, 1924, he's 18 years old. His dad suddenly dies of a heart attack in a business meeting. And his dad was only like 55 years old. So very quickly in the matter of two years, both of his parents are dead. He has no siblings. Right. And he was raised in this world where his mom basically, without ever actually saying it to him, was like, at any moment, you can get sick and just die. And then that kind of happened to both of his parents. And so this is important to know about the story of Howard Hughes. Okay. His dad though, hadn't updated his will since his wife had passed. And so he was the next akin who was just going to get everything. Which included his entire, their entire estate. But also the controlling shares of the Hughes tool company. Right. But at 18 years old, this is interesting. I don't know if this is like the way the law worked back then. But at 18 years old, he couldn't control this company because he was technically still a minor. I think that the law at some point changed from 20 years. I don't know, dude, because they still let kids go to work. I in 1924. Though, yeah, kids could work. You could work the oil field at seven, but you can't own it. Yeah. Yeah. I genuinely think what happened. And I don't know if this is true or not. So don't quote me. But because he wasn't 21 is why he couldn't own it. Yeah. And I think that World War II, they were like, we need more adults to fight in this war. And so I think they shifted that back to 18 as my guess. I didn't look that up. Don't quote me. That's my guess. I'm going to tell you right now, that's for sure not what. Okay. So didn't he just lose the company then? What happened? So he goes. And because he can't own the company, he inherits the controlling shares. Right. But they're like, oh, you can't have it. Sorry, man. You can't have this because you're like, but what happens to him is what I'm saying. We're having a lot of shares. So he goes. And he goes. Lee changes his age. So he goes and he. He goes through the court system to become emancipated. And so he goes through this emancipation process, which allows him, even though he's technically still a minor, he can say, I can take care of myself and I'll be a legal adult. Okay. And though I'm technically. I'll be a real big man. And so he goes. And he actually successfully pulls this off. It takes a little bit. But at 19 he ends up pulling this off, but comes emancipated. Marches. Marches in to the Hughes tool company. And he now owns 75% of the company. Right. So a controlling share of the company. And he, what he does is he says, okay, I'm the boss. I'm in charge now. Everybody in all the VP trying to get the company. And they were so mad that he pulled this off. He's a little kid. And he says, okay, this is my company now. And he says, my company now. But he says, but I own it. This is mine. He says, but I am not interested. And he says, but I want the money. And so he hires this guy by the name Noah Dietrich, who is an accountant. Okay. He says, this is Noah. Noah's going to run the day to day of the business. And he's just going to report how everything goes back to me. He says, I'm moving to Hollywood. And so he literally completely steps out of the business, leaves the company on its own in Houston. Right. And hires someone to run it. And basically just send them checks for profits. And so he's just making literal millions a year for absolutely nothing. Yeah, that is the American dream. It's just to make a lot of money for doing absolutely nothing. It is. Absolutely. And so he moves to Hollywood. And isn't that, isn't this this is true too? All right. People like NEPO babies. Hollywood has been rich kids forever. It's true. Yeah, that's. It's just rich kid moves to Hollywood. Yeah. So he moves to Hollywood. Fat bag of cash from the inheritance. Yeah. And then also money coming in from the business. Regular. Regular fat bags of cash. Yes. Yes. He marries Ella Rice. Hot. And then he says, I'm going to pursue a career in film. I want to be a movie producer. Okay. And so he produces his first film. It's a silent film called Everybody's Acting. And this is a silent film. And I just want to read to you the plot. Real martial kneeling production. Yeah. Okay. And so this is the plot of Everybody's Acting. Doris Pull, whose parents were theatrical people, was orphaned as a child. And four members of the troupe adopted and raised her. When grown, she became the leading lady in a San Francisco stock company. She meets and falls in love with Ted, the millionaire son of a rich widow. But she thinks he is only a taxi cab driver. His mother objects to the romance and looks into Doris's past. She learns that her father had murdered in a fit of jealousy, her mother, and tells Doris what she has found out. The four actors who had raised her had never told her what happened and what happened to her family to become an orphan. They persuade Ted's mother to send him on a voyage to China in order to get him away from Doris. But they neglected to tell the mother they had also booked passage for Doris on the same ship. And this is a silent film. And so this is like a really complex plot for a movie that you can't hear. Do you not know how silent films work? Yeah, there's like subtitles. What are you stupid? Are you a dumb guy? Yeah, there's like a thing. It's like this is something that's happening. It's like it's like a stage directions. What are you looking at? It's a whole art. You know what? It's a whole art form. And I'm not going to argue with his body. Oh, yeah, it's too complex. People are so stupid that they can't understand your stupid little TikTok brain. Can't understand art. But go ahead. So they pre-screened this. And it was so bad that he burned every copy of it. Because it was like, oh, the acting is awful. The story doesn't make any sense. The production value is awful. He's a taxi driver. No, he's rich. He's like a thing, you know. Maybe if you could hear this. You're not going to get a TikTok brain. I don't know what that's supposed to mean. You're stupid little book brain can't understand movie. There's money. There's money in pictures. And so this is like he. For most people, this would have ruined them. Because the this. He tried to. You guys can hear it, right? Just to be clear. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. Just freaking. To be clear, he tried to go the traditional route. He tried to go to producers, tried to get. He's so trying. He's trying. So hard. Not the type of microphone. Trying to get brought on at a major studio to produce a movie. But everybody's shooting them down. Everybody's like, we don't want anything to do with you. Because they were like, this is just another rich kid from Texas. He's trying to spend that his money to make his dreams come true. Yeah. We're not going to be a part of this. And so he's from Texas. Trying to spend that his money. I can be a country star. It's really not that difficult. No, it's not. Um, you see some of the people they're making country stars now. And you're like, that's the other thing I think I'm mad about too. It's not looking at stuff. And I go, these people aren't working that hard to become this level of fame. Like their agents are doing all of it. Yeah. Right. And I go, hey, do that for comics. Yeah. You're making us do sketches. We don't want to do that crap. Yeah. I want to get on stage and sing a song and then make a bunch of money. That's a sample. Send that over to my agent. Okay. So he. He's just spending his day. It's money. Do do. I won't do the. That's like the guitar part. I won't sing that. I won't sing that. You know, I won't be like, do do. But you could. Maybe that's the point that I couldn't do it. I'm just spit. And my, my, you know, do the steel guitar part. I want to. Wow. Wow. There we go. Here's the 90s country music was really good. And I'm not embarrassed to say that. Keep sending me stuff from 90s country music. Like you remember this one. And I'm like, no, I don't. It's so good. I'm learning the not everyone know it. Yeah. Do you love me? Do you want to be my friend? And if you do, you don't know that. No. Well, then don't be afraid to take me by the hand. If you want to know. I think this is how love goes. Check. Yes or no. That's good. It's like it's not even like I heard that in like a Texas roadhouse growing up. Like I. I didn't. I didn't even hear that in a Texas roadhouse. It's not even like I overheard that in Texas roadhouse once. What are you talking about? Do you think I'm sending you stuff that's like this? And you're like, yeah, from the Texas roadhouse. You think I just turned on the Texas roadhouse playlist. Texas roadhouse with the early two. I hate this. The player. You know, I'm talking. You don't even know songs. You don't even listen to music. Yeah. She can't hear music. It's like a thing. Like she music. She can hear talking. She can hear noise. But was music starts. She can't hear that. It's something about. As a reaction. You want to take that. All right. I mean, we're building a character in the show. And now you've introduced this lore. She can't hear music. And it's not a volume thing. It's a melody thing. When Mel, if it's melodic, she can't hear. And when we need to tell secrets, we tell it melodically. And she's like, oh, no. I hate it when you do that. Don't do that. I go, I want to do what you say. All right, Blake. We got to talk business. Should we pay, Blake? Boy, should we cut her paychecks in half? We should probably cut it in half. Do do do do. She has no idea what she said. Congrats. It's Zane is. And there's not even a side of cars that help her. So do you believe here? Is it like the, okay, that's a weird lore. But it's true. It's true. It's true. And we shouldn't make fun of her because, yeah, that's pretty able to live there. If we can make fun of her, we have a girl who's worked for us. She can't understand a word I'm saying. She's so mad right now. It's like we're speaking a different language. Okay. So this is a moment that would wreck most people. Yeah, but he's not most people. But he's got money coming in who cares. And so he burns. That's the whole thing about, that's what I said a couple episodes ago about like the comic whose dad is a billionaire, where it's just like, yeah, who, I mean, like you have the freedom to try stuff. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. And so I think art needs, yeah, I need the ability to fail. Yeah. And we live in a culture where you can't. It's true. So it kind of set it up. It's kind of difficult. So he, you know, he gathers every copy of this film that was produced burns it in a big bonfire. And then he says, my failure here was I hired people who weren't good enough. And so I need to hire better talent, sure, better video, ever introspection, always outrospection. I love outrospection. So then he comes back with a second movie, yeah, first one for as far as I've all alone, first release. He puts together two Arabian nights and this ends up being a smash hit. It wins an Oscar. He wins the Oscar for best producer that year. And so this becomes like it puts him on the map as like an actual movie producer, right? And so now all of Hollywood's kind of shaking their, in their boots, they're like, oh, this guy's out shaking in their boots. This guy actually can do this stuff. And so then he, he goes back to produce next to the movie Hell's Angels. And this is a significant film for a lot of different reasons. But probably the biggest one is because the concept of this movie was it was like a World War One dogfight movie. Remember, he loves planes. He's like a plane nerd, big plane nerd, and a plain old nerd, plain old nerd. And he says, I want to make a dogfight movie, but everybody in Hollywood, when they make movies with scenes like dog fights, what they do is they take miniatures and they film the miniatures. They make models. He's like, he's like, I'm not going to do that. I'm going to get real planes, so he goes and he buys planes. He spends $13 million, amassing this fleet of planes, getting this group of pilots to be his stunt pilots for it. And he films a movie reenacting dog fights from World War One. And it's actual literal dog fights. They take Zeppelin's up to film this stuff from the Zeppelin's. What's crazy is he would hold off production. They would literally sit out in their trailers for months on end because they'd wake up in the morning. The barometric pressure would be right. Maybe we can't film today because the clouds aren't going to look good. Or they would film a shot and they'd be like, that shot was perfect, like the stunt pilot nailed it. Everything was exactly the way they wanted it, but it's like, but that cloud was in the wrong spot. So we're going to shoot it again. Sure. And if you have unlimited money, why not? Why not? And yeah, so this was kind of a production where they were burning through so much cash that any, any normal studio would have killed this project so early because it's burning so much money. But he just had the money to spend. And he also a side note of that, you really pioneered this genre of movies. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Because these are now, I mean, through World War two, and you know, maybe that's a problem. I feel like we don't have, yeah, maybe I'm wrong on this. As I'm saying, I can think of a couple like, you know, how World War two veterans would just sit around and watch black and white movies about world, like, reenactments of World War two. There's so many world, like every old guy you knew when you were growing up, yeah, I was watching World War two movies. Was watching World War two movies living room all day? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I watched World War two movies in the living room all day. Right. Yeah. And like, while it was the last war that like, I think we glorified, I think glorified this. We won others. But I think it was the last one we glorified in World War two war on terror, which one do we win? We won all of, I mean, we won all of them. We won all of them. We said we won all of them. Yeah, I guess you're right. But it was the last one that was like very cut and dry. There was glory. Good guy bad guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, until the war on terror. And then the war on terror, we saw a bunch of movies again. Oh, that's what I'm saying. That's true. Yeah. But like, but like you're not more. What I'm saying is like, are the veterans of Iraq? Are they watching? I don't think so. I think I'm saying. I don't know. Yeah, maybe that's a generational thing. I don't know. I don't know the answer to that question. I'm not. Yeah. I don't know. He's uncomfortable. Howard. Though he, he's a pilot. Yeah. We haven't covered this yet. But when he was a kid, his dad took him, I think to Coney Island was where this happened. I don't remember for sure. But he took him on a vacation. I will. And on this vacation, there was like, it was like a super, like a, not a souvenir, like carnival ride was the airplane rides. Yeah. It was a little 15 minute ride you land. Right. Right. And they captivated him. He's like, I love planes. I got to do this right in my life. And so he learned to fly, became a pilot. And on set at this movie, he had like stunt pilots. So this is what they do for a living. They do tricks in their planes. And they would go out. They would do a thing. He's directing this film. Not just producing. And he'd be like, hey, this was close. Let me show you how to do that. And so he would go out and do the stunt. And be like, this is what I wanted to look like. And then he'd come back. Well, one day he was doing this stunt, like showing them how to do one of the flights. And he just knows dies right into the ground. Walks away without a scratch somehow. But he was like, okay, so do that except for the last part. He's having the last part where I know stuff into the ground. But he had bought so many planes that that wasn't a big deal. Because he had, at this point, a fleet that was larger than most air forces in the world. Because he had bought so many planes for this movie. And so he finishes this movie. It's ready to release it. They're putting together their marketing packages. And then this thing comes out. And it is audio for movies. And he's like, oh my gosh, you can hear it now. And so he goes back. He scraps the majority of the movie. And makes it now using this actual audio technology. Sure. Recast a bunch of roles because he realizes some of his actors, like you're not very good at talking. Your voice sucks. Yeah, you're not very good if you have to talk. And so then finally, releases this movie, Hell's Angels, to massive critical acclaim. Which go back to that. Very cool that this movie theater is still here. It's so, like I like that. Yeah, I agree, I agree with you. I like it. I also love that they actually, like the signs that they put up for the movie is really cool. Yeah. Anyways. So they release Hell's Angels. And this was, this was an interesting movie. What I should say is it from a plot and like Howard Hughes thrilling multi million dollar air spectacle. Yeah. It wowed audiences made a lot of money, but did not recoup the investment in the close. But it wowed audiences and it like kind of captivated the world of like what a movie could be. Yeah. And so it really kind of up to the Annie for Hollywood because it's like you got to like make this good. But from like critical audiences, it wasn't seen as that great because the acting wasn't great. Okay. A lot wasn't great. The air, the dog fights were crazy cool. Yeah. But everything else was just kind of like, yeah, it's like fast and furious. Yes. Yeah. There's a lot to be desired outside of this. It's like that though. Yeah. The acting and the story isn't the point. Yeah. The point is like the point is car goes under truck. Car truck under truck under room room. You understood that but she doesn't know a lot of things, but she does know what you're saying. Sorry. We were making money. Room room. Was that too high? Was that almost. If you do too much inflection with your voice, it starts to clip. So he moves on 1932. He is just finished his, at this point, he's only 28. He was born in 1905, so yeah, yeah, no, 27, 27 nailed it. So he puts out his third, his third release, I shouldn't say third release, third major release. There's a couple of other movies in here that weren't as. This sucks. I'm so far behind. This guy's five years younger than me. I know. On his third theatrical release. Yeah. He also is like hundreds of millions ahead of him. And his dad was rich. I'm so mad at my dad for not being rich. Oh my gosh, I'm so, I'm so mad at my dad. So he puts out what will be his third major success story. But he runs into a real block because this movie was Scarface, the 1932 Scarface. So this is a story about Al Capone. And he wanted this to be a like accurate story of what his life was like. The problem was, at that time, there was legal and like cultural rules around what you could put in a movie. And so like there was a lot of censorship of not just like language, but content. Yeah. And even down to things like you couldn't glorify a criminal. Like that was against the law in a movie. And so he puts this movie together. He puts it before screening boards to like rate it. Yeah. And they're like, you can't release this. It breaks every rule. And he was furious. And so they come back with all the edits he has to make and it's like basically the whole movie. Yeah. And so he goes and he sues the editing board. He goes and he enters into this massive legal battle and he changes a bunch of laws around it. But then even though he successfully changed a lot of the laws around censorship, no theater was picking it up. They're like, we're not going to run this. This is not okay. And so he then says, fine, I'll run it myself. And so he just goes across the country and finds all these independent theaters that will run this this movie. Sure. And so this kind of turned him into like the scandalous producer. It's like, oh, this is something you can't see anywhere. It's violent. It's vulgar. It's dirty like in every way. Sure. So this got him a lot of, I don't know if I would say underground audience, but a lot of attention in a different way. And then he puts out what I would say is his last like really huge, successful movie, which is the outlaw. And the outlaw is a similar story because this is, he discovered a young actress named Jane Russell. This is her first role. Yeah. And this is a story, a western. And he's similar to the Scarface story. He wanted to make a scandalous story in the western setting. But for this one, he, I would, I think I would go as far as to say like he changed Hollywood with this release. And I think he changed Hollywood with each of these releases, but I think the knock on effects took a few years to like catch up with what he was doing. So this is scandalous. He puts out the outlaw and what he does with this movie where Scarface like objectified criminal culture of silence, the outlaw objectified women. And he, oh boy, am I sick? I sure do need Tim Stone's get well, quick trick. And what is it? It's simply chug an entire gallon of orange juice. Wow, I forgot. And then this shirt reminded me, I'm so glad that I have this shirt as a public service announcement, a public health service to other people around me. But do your part, get this shirt shop.tillum.com. He films this movie. And in a lot of the scenes, he's like, our costume designer is dropping the ball. They're not doing what they need to do. So he designs new outfits to accentuate his actress more. And again, the censors are like, you can't put this out, man, like this is insane. And so he just enters the legal battle with them. He sidesteps the industry as a way and produces this movie and this movie becomes a commercial success. Again, like most of his movies, critics at the time did not like, yeah, over time critics began to, I don't want to say they thought they were good, but they see it for like the influence and like the value had on Hollywood. For his production style. So meanwhile, he is still producing movies. This is kind of the end of his time. We're stopping me a lot. Don't look at the clock. Meanwhile, he's still producing movies. But he's like, I want to pursue my other passion, which is I want to make airplanes. So he starts a, a research and airplane development, this is great, don't want you try to figure that out. So he starts, I was going to say aerospace, I was going to say aerospace, but then I was like, that's not a cool air, I was like, is that aerospace, yeah, so it can be that. But in the early days of World War II, he's like, our airplanes are not fast enough. And he's like, I want to plane this so fast. And so he looks at all these jets, or I guess they were jets yet, but all these planes and he's like, the problem is we have all these rivets all over the planes. And he said, once try to hit fast speeds, those rivers are small, but it's enough to slow your aerodynamics and slow your planes down. So he actually develops in engineers this plane, which inset all of the rivets on the plane. And it also, for the first time ever, he designed retractable landing gear to make the plane more dynamic. And he builds this plane with huge aircrafts, what the company's called. And he takes it on its main voyage and breaks the airspeed record, flies it 350 miles an hour. Okay. Like 1937. And so most air forces in the world copy his designs for World War II. And it becomes a major invention. And going into World War II, when the US started to get involved, they tapped his shoulder. They were like, hey, we want to build a spy plane. Can you help us build a spy plane for the war effort? And so he starts putting together the XF-11, which ended up crazy. Yeah. He starts building this in the middle of the war, but runs into a lot of technical problems during development. So it doesn't actually like hit the quote unquote market until 1946. Right. Right. But he takes it perfect timing. Perfect. I mean, he takes it on his first flight, though. Test flight. And here's a thing about Hughes throughout his whole film career, he became a little bit of a control freak. Yeah. And so he would have to take over on things all the time and he would have to insert himself into the process, even when he hired people who knew more than him. He would step in. He'd be like, you're doing this wrong. Let me show you how this works. And so for the XF-11, he said, I'm going to fly this plane. OK. I'm going to be the one to do this. I'm going to test this. So he takes it on his first test flight. And while I'm the test flight, one of these engines, there was a mechanical failure that caused the prop to actually invert and start rotating opposite direction. So he's got two props rotating opposite ways. And he, for reasons that don't make a lot of sense, was testing this just over Los Angeles. And so he crashes this plane and flies through three homes in Los Angeles. Oh my gosh. Test flight. And this is a just extreme crash. He survives, but he has third degree burns all over his body. He breaks, he breaks multiple ribs as a serious head injury, like just incredible injuries. And he's in, he's in the hospital for a long stint. While he's in the hospital, the doctor's prescribing with morphine, which becomes a crippling addiction that he never recovered from. Continues making movies, continues developing airplanes. Also around the same time he was working on the XF-11, the army tapped him to build the H-4, I think is what it's called, H-4 Hercules, which they wanted basically in aircraft carrier. Is this going someone? Yes. Yes. They wanted to build an aircraft carrier of the sky. So hold on, before we get to it, this is what I'm talking about, Tim. This is a good story. The whole thing is a good story. Hold on. It's a good story. Tim, why did we spend 20 minutes on bow? Because it's important to find out how he got his money and it's interesting to say his dad was a real tycoon. We didn't spend 20 minutes on it. Go back and count the time I talked about it. We spent five minutes on it. And then we spent like 20 minutes talking about a bunch of other stuff that I've breathed too much. You say you keep saying that you're so defensive right now because you know that I'm right. So much. Why is this guy breathing so much? Dude. Okay. So get to where it's going then. So he he worked the Air Force to build a airborne aircraft carrier essentially. Yes. But it was supposed to be able to hold boots and tanks and and cars. And so that way you could fly into the battlefield land is this floating in the water? Yeah, it's floating. This is a sea plane. All right. Well, Tim, go a little slower. Okay. Sorry. So this is a sea plane. This is a sea. So the H4 Hercules, there are a couple of things happened here that were pretty significant. One, it needed to be able to land on the ocean. This is why. Two, this is the wingspan is longer than a football field. This was until 2019, the largest wingspan on a plane ever. Which is crazy. And the other thing about this that's insane is because this was during World War II that they contracted them for this, they had a steel shortage because they were building so much stuff for the war. So they said, you've got to be able to figure out how to do this with wood as this is a wooden plane. No, it's not. Yeah. Yeah. It's coated and they coated it in steel so that way it could like take hits in war. But this was was the body of it like the interiors were all wood. Which is crazy. That's insane. So this was a, here's the thing about this though. This plane never saw any combat. This plane was never really used. It was kind of impractical. It could take off. It could fly around a little bit, but it did not have, yeah, it could not fly to an actual destination. Yeah. And so now this is sitting in a museum. This was never an actual six. Where is it at? I want to go see it. I'm pretty sure it's in California. I'm saying. It's like an aeronautical. Probably an Iowa. Probably an Iowa. So all this to say, he's doing film stuff. He's still making money from the oil company, the tool company. Yeah. He is doing aerospace engineering now for the United States government. He through this whole time had been slowly acquiring shares in TWA and eventually took a controlling share of TWA and started designing the planes for them and creating commercial airliners. He also bought RKO and this was after his addiction, but RKO was one of the five major film studios. And he gutted the staff. That one was kind of a loss. He kind of drove that company into the ground. All of this is happening and towards the end of his life in the fifties, he starts becoming a little bit disheveled and he's very clearly addicted to morphine. Sure. An important thing about him is he was always hot, always was careful to be seen. He divorced after four years his wife had multiple different wives dated basically every movie star. He was very careful to be seen with all these people, but he would go to gatherings and parties and be just kind of sitting in the back of the round. Like he wasn't like, he wasn't a engaging person to be around. He was kind of a recluse and as serious as he progressed further in life, he kind of leaned into that a little more. And then suddenly in the sixties, he goes into this weird stand where he just goes to one of his assistants and he says, Hey, reserve me one of the screening rooms that are office. I want to watch a movie. So they reserve the screening room and he doesn't come out for four months and he stays in the screen room and he survives off chocolate and milk, literal candy bars and milk. And he watches is watches every movie. Like literally all of the movies for like four months. That's all he does. And and reports are that he was just hanging out in the screen or naked eating chocolate and milk and watching movies and he comes out of that and he's like, that was the best I'm going to do this forever. And so he leaves Hollywood and he secretly takes a train. That was awesome. That was awesome. I've been working my whole life and it turns out that and I've had enough money to do this the whole time, but it turns out that doing nothing is awesome. Nothing is so much better. So in in on Thanksgiving day, 1966, he takes a train to Vegas, arrives in Vegas secretly and he goes to let me see what's the hotel called. The desert in and he takes the penthouse suite at the desert in and Thanksgiving. And he does the same thing. He just locks himself into the suite. Yeah. He he hires and this is crazy. The Mormon mafia. Right. Right. Because he says that he says, well, there are Mormons are heavily religious so they're going to do what's right. So to be his like personal assistance in Vegas, he's like, you guys are my personal assistance. And this is like, dude, this Vegas looks great. This, you know, I was just in Vegas this week. It does not look good anymore. Well, it's interesting. You say, that's great. It's just that you say that because he's there for over a month, right? New Year's Eve is coming. But here's the thing. He's just locking himself in his room. He's not going down the casino floor and gambling at all. Yeah. So the casino owners are like, hey, you got to go. Like we don't want you here anymore. Like we're not making money off you. Yeah. Yeah. You're renting the room, but we could make so much more money off someone who's going to rent this penthouse because those people are our whales. Right. And New Year's Eve is coming up. This is a big travel time. You got to get out of here. You got to go. And he's fighting hotel staff hotel management on this because he thinks this is ridiculous. Meanwhile, something something happened very significant right before this TWA forced him out because he had made a bunch of bad decisions in that force out. The company basically buys back all his shares and he gets what at the time was the largest single check any humans ever received, which was over $500 million. And so he has $500 million liquid cash now. And so he's sitting in this and the casino is like, you got to go. And he's like, no, I'm not going to go. I want this. But I want to stay in this penthouse. He's like, what do I got to gamble? So then they're like, yeah. And he's like, okay. I'll gamble. No, he instead, he figures out who owns the hotel and he gives them $18 million buys the hotel. And he says, hey, I live here now. All right. And he's like, he's like, he's like, I'm going to stay all just buy it. Okay. So this becomes his hotel. And he was like, he's like, hey, it's kind of cool to just buy stuff you want. So then he goes and he buys the landmark hotel, which I'm pretty sure was the inspiration for the stratosphere. They're like, what if it was like this, but way bigger? Sure. And then he's like, oh, this is sweet. And so he's like, I'm just going to buy like Vegas. And so he just starts buying Vegas. Right. And this is a very important moment in Vegas's history because Vegas was at that time run by the mob. Yeah. And like, it was a very underground, like kind of black market casino industry. And he was like, I'm going to buy this all up. And so he basically bought the mob out of Vegas and corporatized Vegas. And with his lawyers, he ruined this kind of this guy ruined. I mean, I don't know if I would say run Vegas. It's a little bit of a gray area because he, yeah, he changed, he corporatized it, but he also made it to where if you lost someone didn't come cut your leg off, you know, like true. So like it's trade offs. Well, like if you lost, how are you going to get your legs cut? Like, why were you getting your legs cut? Well, if you owed the mob a bunch of money and if you had a bunch of gambling debts to the mob and you couldn't get your debts, then they kill you. But now, like if you owe NGM a lot of money, they take you to court and they financially kill you, but they don't kill you. Who's getting in the gambling debt that keep people addicted to gambling gambling Alex, not I. And so he stays here in Vegas for four years. Who's, who's loaning you the money to gamble it? How is it? That's what I'm saying. How are you in debt to him? Like, I guess you're not in debt to NGM. You won't never be in debt to NGM because they're not, but the mob, like they would loan money out to people to keep you here. Yeah, here you go. And you go home. Yeah, you home. You kind of get into this vicious cycle and then they kill you. Well, yeah, I understand how that works. Anyways, so he stays, I don't want to happen to Bruno Mars, I don't know, I don't know. So he stays at this pet house for four years. He's doing nothing. Teap in addiction. Yeah. Watching movies all the time. He designed a special spoon so he could pick up a piece one by one. Count your many blessings, name them one by one. And he, he becomes this like aggressive germafob, he completely lets go of himself. He stops cutting his fingernails, stops cutting his hair, stops cutting, trimming his beard. He becomes so concerned with the cleanliness of the floors that he starts wearing tissue boxes on his feet. And here's a photo of him staying in the hotel where he just completely loses it. And you can see his fingernail on one of his fingers, that's like a box. And so he becomes this like little definition of a recluse. Yeah. Meanwhile, from this hotel, he's calling his Mormon mob advisors or writing notes to them. Okay. Buying all of Vegas, including at this time, he starts to develop a bit of insomnia. And so he's getting really fired up that every night at midnight, the TV just starts off. It stops running stuff. So he buys the local TV station and is like, okay, we're going to keep running stuff. And then all the time throughout the day, people throughout Vegas at that time would report, you'd be watching a show and it would just change or it would rewind because he would call the studio and be like, hey, I missed that. Could you rewind that? Or hey, I don't like this show. I don't like this show. Could you change it? Does something else? What? This was just the way he lived his life. He just took over Vegas and just like, he had something to say. And then he'd be like, hey, say that again. He'd say that when we call into the morning news and be like, just make something up. Just make something up. And so he's in Vegas for four years. And then after that, he kind of starts to bounce around doing very similar thing. He would stay in hotel suites for years on end. And he did this in Vegas. He did this in France. He did this in Mexico. He did this. Okay. He in places, whatever, long story short, eventually on a flight back from Mexico. Long story short. It worked out. We're into this short story. Long story long. Yeah. Way back from Mexico. He gets into his third plane crash and this one kills him. And he dies and in the in 1976 and time puts out this magazine cover on scramble for the billions. Here's the thing. Oh, he doesn't have any kids. Here's the thing. So yeah, he has no heirs. And he doesn't have a will, but he has like $600 billion. And all of this. No way. 600 million. I was going to say, no, he did. Well, actually, I should say, he, I think he's got like four or five billion. Sorry. Yeah. Four or five billion dollars. And so he, all this money's left and everyone's like, who's going to get it? Well, the like executor of his estate gets a letter one day. And this letter basically outlines, it's like, hey, this is like the uncovered will of Howard Hughes. Like we found it. Sure. And in this will, it is a bunch of organizations. There's one more point in his life where he sets up the Howard Hughes Foundation, which is like a medical research foundation that he used for tax evasion, right? But it's still now a very esteemed foundation, but it was tax evasion. So they get a bunch of it. The Mormon church was supposed to get a bunch of it. And then a bunch of his businesses were supposed to have different investments, different people he worked with throughout his life. And then the interesting thing is a completely unknown gas station manager outside of Vegas, who allegedly was driving in a Vegas one day and just saw a man bloodied on the side of the road in outside of Vegas. And he picked him up, drove him to Vegas. And when he dropped them off, the guy said, hey, I'm Howard Hughes. And he said, he said, I'll pay you back for this. And he left him one-sixteenth of his state, his random gas station manager, which seemed very odd. And so this goes to court. And in the legal proceedings, they're like, we got to figure out what to do with this guy's money. There's a lot of it. And in the legal proceeding, the defense, which is this gas station owner now, they were able to find that the pen used, this was a handwritten well. The pen used in this well was a very unique pen. That was only in circulation for five years that we have written testament that this was Howard Hughes' favorite pen ever created. And so they're like, this is his favorite pen, this must be him. Furthermore, there's a bunch of stuff in that well that shows intimate understanding of Howard Hughes' life. But the other side of the coin, they did some research and they managed to find a figure print on the inside of the envelope that was sent, that matched that gas station owner, as well as they found evidence that he had checked out a bunch of books from the local library on Howard Hughes, like right after Howard's death. And so they were able to basically, the jury unanimously decided that this whole thing was a fraud that this guy had came up with as well and left money to all these different organizations that would seem like something he would do, like Howard Hughes would actually want to do, and then left a sixteenth to him. So he would walk out with like 300 million or something like that. Right, right, right. They determined it was a fraud. Here's the interesting thing about this story though. There is a pretty credible reason to believe that Howard Hughes didn't die in 1976 because since the 40s, he had worked very closely with the CIA and the United States government. And we actually do know that he had a body double. I swear, Tim, if in the hour into this, you're now going to be like, here's a conspiracy that the CIA covered up his death, uh, he had a body double. Which was him and he's the guy sitting in the desk, no, it's pretty clearly the FDR funny little bit that I was doing. So he worked with this. It's a funny joke. So I'm legitimately annoyed again throughout his life. He worked on like black projects with the CIA crazy, dude, yeah, oh my gosh, I was a conspiracy. They never really died. Well, here's the thing, he had a body double through like from the 40s through the end of his life. Okay. And at one point, someone tried to assassinate them. They shot him the back of the head and he survived, but it wasn't him. It was the body double. And so they say that this was the body double. And so there's everything that was happening in Vegas, all this that was happening, he was legitimately investing in all these companies, right? But the body double was losing his mind and was living as him in Vegas. And this was like a cover for the black projects he was working on for the CIA. Right. And then the CIA, this guy started getting really crazy and so they were like, yeah, this cover isn't really working for us. So the story is that he died, the body double. And then they conveniently moved Howard Hughes overseas. And he continued working for the CIA until his eventual death. We don't know when he would have eventually died. And the story was still alive. That inheritance was the CIA trying to funnel money to him through a bunch of different movements. But the law stopped it. Yeah. His inheritance ended up getting spread to 24 different cousin, distant cousins he had that he has never, like I shouldn't say never seen, but hasn't seen for decades because he cut his whole family out. Right. Right. Right over the tool company because our own and his family thought they should get a piece of that too. Wow. So Howard Hughes, really the first eccentric billionaire, weird film career, weird real estate career, weird CIA black ops projects career. And then he did this thing. All right. Well, you know why it's fingers are that long. Why? So you can play the fiddle. Hey, there's another rich person who was a kind of a recluse her name was Ida Wood. I think you'd like that episode we covered her a couple years ago. So also our picture on his cheaper now and not like a cheaper, but like, hey, we've made it one price. We want everyone to be able to be involved in it. We do monthly hangouts. We'd love to see you there. Please join it. It helps us grow the show. It helps us keep doing this thing. So we'll see you next week on another things that one last night.


Imagine being so unfathomably rich that when a casino asks you to leave, you just… buy the casino. And then the next one. And then basically the entire city of Las Vegas. Now imagine you’re doing all of this while wearing tissue boxes on your feet, refusing to cut your fingernails, and surviving entirely on chocolate bars and milk. Sounds … Read More

Wall Street Tried to Overthrow the Government | The Business Plot Ep 330

06-16-26

Episode Transcription

Hey, man. Hey, man. Have you heard of Did you see the anger in my face? How long are you practicing that? Oh, I've known how to do this for like a decade No, that's not what I that's not the question I asked For this for this I didn't practice at all. I haven't I literally haven't done this. I can do that in college But I'm not gonna do it I Do you a little trick you're gonna do? No, I don't have a trick. I'm gonna do honestly This has nothing to do with the episode. I just had to be funny if I brought my old magic cards They're night. They're slick. They're very slick. They're nice. I like them. They feel good Crush it. Yeah, we're married I Don't stop stop stop stop. It's been balls me kissing your mouth Kiss my thing Things I learned last night My favorite part about this deck, hold on, let me show you. Let me show you my favorite part about this deck. So at least that's nothing new with the episode. A blank card. Which is good for tricks. This is nothing new. Yeah, this is literally nothing new with the episodes. I just thought it was fun. And I just brought them down. And like not even an impressive thing. Like not even like a magic trick. Just you fanning the cards. It starts out, yeah. Yeah. I don't know what a good start. I don't remember. I think we're a good start. I don't remember. I think we're a good start. I don't remember. I think we're just leaving these here. Uh. Sure. Dude, that was worth it. Yeah, I'm so glad you did that. Smedley Butler. Smedley G. Butler. Smedley G. Butler. Yes. Smedley G. If I was reading a book and this name came up, the character I would create for Smedley in my head, pull up a picture of Smedley. Smedley. Smedley. Yeah. That's, you know, I think that is fair. That's kind of how I would describe him as well. So Smedley Butler. This is Smedley Butler. Oh, okay. So this is like a World War I photo. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Here's another picture of him dancing in the rain. World War II. And I'm going to be honest. They don't look like the good guys. Yes. Okay. Yeah. He is a very brief like story of who Smedley Butler is. He is one of the most decorated Marines in U.S. history. Okay. He's one of 19, I believe it's 19, whoever received the Medal of Honor twice. And so he was, he was a young, young soldier. He enlisted at the age of 16 to fight in the Spanish-American War because he just believed in the cause. And then was a career Marine and ended up reaching the rank of general and throughout his career, just crazy feats of bravery that got him all these medals. His two Medal of Honors, one of them was an operation in the Caribbean. They were trying to take a rebel fortress that was deemed impenetrable and instead of commanding his army to invade it like a typical way, there was a drainage pipe that was two feet in diameter and him and one of his sergeants crawled through the drainage pipe like right into the courtyard and they took this from the courtyard to them. And then there was another event where him and his army, they went into in the Philippines, like again, another rebel controlled town and they were outnumbered six to one and they managed to survive. And in that encounter, he was actually shot in the chest, but his button took the shot and it drove the button into his chest and knocked him out. He was seriously injured, but the button was enough of a, like, a slow-the-bullet down enough that he had. Oh, wow. And so he's got this crazy gash in his chest from that. And when he woke up— A little button imprint? Yeah, he's got this button imprint. And he woke up on the battlefield thinking he had been shot, but he was fine and he continued and like didn't stop until the— He works on the battlefield and he's like, oh, I'm— Tell them his name is Jeff. Wait. Oh, I'm good. I'm okay. And then he just gets up and just continues to work. Yeah, I couldn't do it. I wouldn't do it to be honest. I'd have been like, well, I've got to double this. God save me once. Socks. This is terrible. I wish I wasn't doing this right now. Good luck, boys. I have been thinking about running for president because— You? Yeah. Only because my brother's in the Air Force, and I think it'd be funny to be his boss. You know what I'm saying, where it's like, I win, and now I'm like, yeah, you work for me. I own you. Yeah. And I can control his fate. And then like, you get elected, you win, and then like, you're doing like an interview. I'm doing president stuff. The rest of the job sucks. The rest of the job sucks. You know, but the best part of the job is like, hey, I'm my brother's boss. Hey. Call the Air Force, I feel like. Call the Air Force. I don't know what Myers is doing today. I mean, him to come clean the toilet. That's gotta be in my daily breeze. Yeah. I'm gonna make him the one that stands outside the window. He's not in marine, but he's gonna stand next to the guy who is a marine. Okay. So he can see what he could have been. You know, you could have been. You know, if you didn't go in the rinky, didn't care for us, buddy. You can be care for us. Yeah. So what's really interesting about I'm your commander in chief. You have to call me chief. Yeah. Legally you have to call me chief. He asked us to salute me when I walked in for this. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. This is getting me pretty good. I like this bit a lot. Yeah. I'm gonna run. I'm running. Yeah. I'm gonna run. I'm running in 2028. I like if I walk in and Thanksgiving and I have my brother has to stand and salute me. Tell my uncle too. He's a veteran. All right. You have to do it until I say Addy. Yeah. Oh, yeah, dude. Can we pass the potatoes? Oh, you can't. He's just like. Yeah. Hey, you're slacking posture. Is that what we train you with? Hey, you're slacking posture. Is that what we train you with? Yeah. So that's a great good. I like that a lot. So Smedley is operating. Eagle Scout over here was looking pretty disapproved. He was in here and like don't disrespect the Air Force like that. He loves the military. He loves the Air Force. So he's a Marine at the time where, and I think that this might still be the case. Let me actually double check this, but he's a Marine. And what's significant about him being a Marine is, yeah, okay. So at this time, and I believe this is still the case today, but today there's kind of like some loopholes that they use to do this. But technically, only the Congress has the power to raise an army. And so the point of the Marines is the Marines aren't the army. And they can do army stuff in peacetime. And so he is fighting a lot of wars. What year is this story taking place? This story is going to take place in the 1930s, but I'm kind of giving you background. Okay, okay, okay. And so that was a World War I photo that I was looking at. Yeah. And so this event is after he had already retired from the military. He's served a 30 year career. So he fought in World War I and Spanish-American War and every war and... Scourish all the stuff in between, yeah, for sure. And he, being a Marine, did a lot of these like special operations. And so he was, are you familiar with the term banana republic? Yes. If you're not... I love they're close. I'm wearing their jeans right now. I'm sure. I'm sure. Not that banana republic. They're named after. Which is a weird thing to name your brand after. I didn't get the tag. Don't take my cards. So I couldn't find the tag anymore. I don't believe you. Oh really? Yeah, I did find the tag. You slapped my hand. He's taking off his belt. Yeah, prove it. Prove it. Where does it say it? This is dead. It's going to be old, baby. Yeah. What is it? Where does it say it? This is dead. It's going to be old, baby. What is it? These are gap. Save. You know what happened? Same company. It was. I bought some expensive jeans from banana republic. Yeah. And then I went over to gap. And I was like, these are the same jeans. These are the same. You know what I'm saying? Like, these are, like, this is... Yeah. And so he... But do you know the banana republic? I got to say these off. After... Why don't I use the shoot without any shoes? I would take my socks, my shoes off, and I would unbuckle and unbuckle my pants. And that was never a thing for you to be like, maybe I'm getting a little fat. You were always just like, I feel better when I don't wear this belt when I was always like... Yeah. Yeah, I think there's a reason. Yeah, I think there's a reason. There's a belt, buddy. I think you're getting a little big there, bro. Yeah. And you look at our stuff. There was... We really did ebb and flow for a while there. That's life. We're then pretty consistent lately. We look fine. I'm not. I've put on some... I mean, like, we look consistent, like, it's been slower. I think we fluctuated quite a bit. I don't think so. I think I think I've gained a lot of weight over the last year. You're not as big as you were. Well, it's true. Not as big as I was. But... And that's something that I use a lot. That's a win. I guess. Yeah. If I want extra fabric in good... Alex is the other day, we went to Panda and I was like, I'm going to eat those crap and goons. They said, but that's probably not good for me. But also, I used to eat a family-sized bag of Doritos. I used to eat four orders of crap. So, like, one order is not bad. I don't like that. I definitely think about it. I used to eat entire cheesecakes. Do you understand? Like, that's... And so, like, yeah, I do one slice is fine. It's fine. It's not that bad. So, Butler was in the military at the time of Banana Republic. You don't know what the Banana Republic was. It was a period where the... And what's the Chiquita bananas? We had just recently... The United States had just recently discovered bananas. And they started importing them into the US and Americans were so hyped on these. And the low... The US companies that were using it became pretty exploitative and there became a local rebel group that started, like, fighting these corporations. Yeah. And so, the military came in and wiped them all out and took over these Banana Farms and ran the Banana Farms by, like, the military to bring the bananas in. And effectively, and in some cases, over through the government, like, through, like, an actual, like, CIA bat coup to take over the government and install. And that's where the phrase, banana republic comes in, we created a republic that we could control with a puppet government so we could have their bananas, which is crazy. Right. And there's an era where a lot of these things were happening, where the Marines were sent in to do these coups or quell rebellions, or to just gain control of a natural resource, whether that's bananas, or oil was a big one, sugar was a big one. And this was a very common thing in this era. And he realized this towards the end of his career. And he actually put out this, or did this speech, and it's a famous speech called the War is a Racket speech. And in it, he says this. He says, I served in all commission ranks from second lieutenant to major general. And during that period, I spent most of my time being a high class muscle man for big business, for Wall Street and for bankers. In short, I was a racket here for capitalism. I suspected I was just part of a racket the whole time. Now, I am sure of it. It's a crash out episode. This is not a crash out episode. Well, it could be, we could crash out, but we're not gonna. And that? That's growing. And now I'm gonna crash out. No, I'm gonna, I'm really sorry, I have to back to you. Oh, that's bad. I like fully committed too. Like I, I flew me my shoulder out. Yeah, dude. That's crazy. Here, do you want to, do you want to make yourself feel cool again? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I do that. Yeah. Hello. Hello. There is 2007. 2007? Magic was cooler after that. David Boyne. David Blaine. They want that stuff back. I used to be able to do this thing that I don't think I could do now, but I'm gonna try it right now. We'll see if this works. Or you do like that. Yeah, you would grab it and you would say, is this your card? Try it again. Try it again. Try it again. Try it again. Try it again. Try it again. Try it again. Try it again. Try it again. You do the thing where you're what? Is this your card? Is this your card? What about? Now, is this your card? I can't do it. That one takes like actual practice. I used to do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I can't do whatever. I can't do it. I really wish I could have straight faced that. That got me in. I can't do magic anymore. I used to and maybe that's a good thing. Maybe it's a good thing I can't do magic anymore. Yeah, that's something you want to grow out of. I have like four or five of those decks. I know. Those magic decks. I know that about you. Did you have the magic kit? I had a magic kit when I was young. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I had like the box with a little mirror, the little mirror. Yeah. So you could put the rabbit in the box and it would look empty. And you had the little wand with the ball thing. Yeah, and the little ball thing that like, you know, it looked like a fake ball and then you opened it and there's no ball there now. Yeah. Yeah. Fun stuff. Magic is fun. There's a ball there. Don't touch it. Don't touch it. You can't touch it. Touch it. We both die. If you touch it, we both die. If you touch that, we both die. So he's like, hey, I've basically done a lot of war crimes. Yes. Well, war crimes didn't exist then, did they? I mean, they, well, I guess not. That's what I'm saying. I guess technically there was. Yeah. I'm sure there were some agreements, but like it wasn't quite a war. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's true. 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We really appreciate you doing that. But if not, right back to the episode, right? Yeah, he actually tells a story of, so I didn't know this before researching this, but do you know why we took Hawaii? For the bananas? No, we wanted the Philippines and we needed some work on the way. Yeah, so we took Hawaii to be a refilling station, take the Philippines and he was a part of the mission to take the Philippines and while he was there, they had set up, what did they call him? I think they call them re-concentration camps because the idea, it was a concentration camp in reverse. You would concentrate all the people you wanted to keep alive and then everybody outside of that was fair game and so they were literally just decimating villages and so they would take people in that were, I don't know, politically valuable to them and they would just destroy it and they did that for natural resources. And so he learned pretty quickly that he learned pretty quickly that he was on the wrong side of most of these conflicts. That's why I asked the beginning, it looks like he's... He looks like the bad guy. But no, he's actually, well I guess he did do a lot of that things but he did it under the... But now he has it, now he has a assault, a Paul conversion, right? Yeah, well I don't even know if I would say he had a conversion, like I don't think he recognized because even in that quote, he said, I suspected I was part of a rack of the whole time. Okay. Now I'm sure of it. So like the whole time, he's like, we might be the bad guys. Yeah. He's like, we're definitely going to be doing this for oil. Yeah. And so, but here's the thing. He was a very decorated war hero and he was very highly respected. He was sought out. He would do like conferences for like the American Legion. He would do all these big government events, corporate events like after his career, he was all over the country as like this war hero. Okay. Veterans loved him because of the bonus bonds, what is it called? Bonus bonds, bonkers, Billy Bass. The bonus bonds army event. Okay. And so after World War One, that was this thing where the government gave everyone who fought World War One, all the veterans, bonus bonds, which was a bonus for fighting in the war that they won, but they were bonds because the government's like, we can't pay you yet. But we will. Yeah. They're like, hey, here's a, there's a, you know, don't cash that until next week, kind of five. Yeah. And so they were like, I think it was like the old vest in like 1939 or something like right. Then you can pay it. Perfect timing, too. And so night, what's going to happen between now and then, who loans? Don't worry about it. So all the veterans come back from World War One, they go back to the regular life and life is normal for a little bit. And then the Great Depression kicks off. And for a couple of years, all these veterans are trying to make it through the Great Depression, but they're all out of work. They're not surviving. And so finally, in December 1932, a giant group of these veterans march on Washington doing what is the, the bonus bonds march. Yeah. And they come in basically demanding that they have their bonuses paid now because they need it. And they set up camp in Washington. Yeah. And they basically, it's basically Occupy Washington, like Occupy Wall Street. Right. But these are all World War One veterans, like war heroes from World War One, just camping out in Washington, doing these speeches, doing these rallies. Very peaceful. There was never any like negative events, never any violence, but they were there for a while. And they were kind of blocking Washington because there was so many of them. Okay. And so what's there guy who was like living outside the White House for like decades? Uh, you want to talk about, there's a pretty famous protester? No, I don't, I don't know what you're talking about at all. I mean, find it. Hold on. Uh, while you're looking at it out, I'll kind of finish this, this story because, um, after the, they can continue demand, they want to go anywhere, they couldn't get rid of them, eventually Hoover ordered in the army to get rid of them. And so the army rolled into Washington with tanks and they burnt down their camps. Uh, yeah. This lady held a decades long protest outside the White House and she just camped outside it. Yeah. I mean, she was out there for a long. I mean, like that is a pretty, the White House peace vigil was a, since the 80s, she was out there. That's wild. You never heard of that. Okay. Let's see. Uh, 2016, did they kill her, the peace vigil, don't look at me like that, don't look at me like that. It's a logical question because this went on for forever and Hoover, I don't know if you heard me when I said this because you were Google and her, uh, Hoover sent in the army to break up this bail bonds army that was out there looking for, not bail bonds, uh, bonus bonds. And he said, it's army versus army now. Yeah. Oh, wow. Yeah. They were fist to cuff. Okay. They came in with tanks. They came in with gas. Oh my gosh. And they burned down their camp, um, uh, literally said at the blaze, uh, two veterans died in this affair. Um, hundreds were injured. And it's an interesting juxtaposition because we now know through history that this literally was war heroes from World War One against war heroes from World War Two. Yeah. That fought each other and, uh, uh, right there in like the White House lawn, uh, which is pretty wild. Um, Butler, Smedley Butler was there. He was doing speeches the whole time, um, he was talking like for the bonus bonds side of things. Right. He's like, you guys are heroes. Like what you're doing is like your American right, like they should pay you. You sacrifice your lives for them, like totally signing, signing with the veterans. Look at this, man. Not a phone in sight. Huh? They're all just listening. But this was a moment that kind of like cemented butlers, right? Like, uh, uh, grip on veterans. Veterans were like, he's our guy. He's one of us. He's with us. Like he was a general. He was top brass, but he's like here with us in this like tough moment. And so because of that, there was a guy by the name of Gerald McGuire. You recognize this guy? Uh, no, but I see he's got a fat cigar. I could play him in a movie, I think, honestly, he made my ears a little bigger. His movie would slap. I'm not going to lie. Maybe my face a little rounder. So just, oh, I, I have more have a better hairline. You could play his hairline. So Butler is, you could play his mirror. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Yeah, you were hairline onto my head. Uh, hey, let's give a good, clean shot to the camera to him so I can do that. And then I'll go in and, and give a Photoshop of your hair. And I'll divide. Yeah. Yeah. That's what I'm going to do with my time. All right. Should I be doing other productive things? Of course. And so here, so that McGuire guy, uh-huh. Butler is just enjoying retirement. He's at his retirement home. Um, and he, but, or he's just chilling one day and a limo pulls up to his house. McGuire gets out and goes up to his door, uh, and basically is like, hey, can I come in? I got a question for you. And he's like, who are you? He's like, I got a question. He's like, I'm the guy from the limo. I'm the guy from that limo. Did you see me get out of it? It's like pretty. It's like, it's kind of like a status of like, you're living in your house. Yeah. He connects with him. He's like, I'm a wounded veteran. Uh, I survived the war. Um, I'm one of you. And he said, I know what I'm doing. I now work for a Wall Street firm called Grayson Murphy and co, um, and he basically travels around the, the world selling, um, bonds, he's a bond salesman. And he's like, he's like, um, there is this issue going on with the American Legion. He said, we don't really like the politics of some of the top leadership in the American Legion. Okay. So this speech, and you have like a lot of leeway with veterans. And so we would love it if like you would give this speech to the American Legion. And he reads the speech and he pretty quickly realizes that this speech is trying to sway the veterans from their position to the position of Wall Street, um, because what's happening at the same time is FDR's new deal is going on. Right. And so it hasn't passed through, but a lot of bankers and Wall Street elites are very against everything that the new deal was going to do. Because it was going to redistribute, redistribute a lot of the wealth. Yeah. Right. And so, and it's almost like that set us on a really strong trajectory. And so McGuire, well, we're not going to talk about that. We're not going to talk about it. We're not going to crash out. McGuire is basically like, yeah, here, like we would love you. And so he reads it. And he pretty quickly is like, no, this is, yeah, this is preposterous anti the message. Yeah. And so he actually like the reports we have is he physically grabs the guy and he drags him into another room. When he drags him into the other room, he takes him in this room where all of his war trophies are, but they're not like his medals, no, they're not his medals. They're not like awards from the US government. They're like people's ears. No, they're gifts from locals like their guests from locals all over the world where like he protected them from. Oh. And he's like, he's like, these are the things that like these are the reason I fought. And he's like, but people like you and people like the people you work for made me fight just to make them wealthy. And then he throws him out of his house, like physically throws him out of his house. And he's like, don't ever come back here again. And so McGuire kind of dusts himself off, gets in his limo and he takes a trip to Europe. And he's like, I got to see what these people in Europe are doing because this is an interesting time in the United States as well because fascism is on the rise in Europe, multiple different states. And in the US, we had this like idea of fascism today because we live in a post-World War two world. They did not. Right. And they didn't see where fascism went yet. And so there's a lot of people in the US, especially wealthy business people in the US who thought fascism was a great idea. And so he was going studying fascism across the earth because he was like, this could be our solution. He liked the things that they were doing. He thought that they had good solutions to unions and labor rights and all these things. Yeah, all the things that were in their way. Good solutions to unions and labor. Yeah. So he has literally studied under Mussolini and he came back and he was like, yeah, and he came back and my mentor, okay, he came back and well, you don't know what you don't know. I guess they didn't know yet. And Butler was traveling somewhere, doing some conference and McGuire tracked them down and McGuire basically follows him back to his hotel room and is like, hey, like we're making some progress. And he has a briefcase. He opens up the briefcase. He's got $30,000 in cash. And he's like, he's like, there's a lot more where this came from. He says, the people I work with, they have agreed. If you join us to pay you $300 million that day in that day's money because they said and these are literally JP Morgan Chase. These are CEOs of Ford, CEOs of General Motors, like the biggest companies in the world. They have recognized that if FDR's new deal goes forward, they're going to be the majority of their wealth pinched. So all of them have basically said, we will give half of our wealth to stop this from going forward. And so I'm not going to do it. So what you see what I'm saying, right? And listen, we'll put a lot of money toward not having to put a lot of money. You know, like they put a lot of money so we don't have to put as much money. I guess. Yeah, because they're like, we're going to lose 90% of our wealth. And so we can spend 50% of our wealth to keep the, to keep 50. Negotiate them. I'll take 50. And so basically what they say to him is they say, we see who you are and we see the influence you have of our veterans and we will pay you better than you've ever been paid before to raise an army and to overthrow the U.S. government. And he hears this whole pitch from McGuire. Yeah. And he goes quickly is like, okay, let's play this out. Tell me what you want me to do. And he gets the full report from McGuire. He gets the full plan of everything they want to do. Yeah. Every person involved. Yeah. And it is. Give me all the names. Give me the rising account. Give me their, yeah. Last four of their credit card numbers. They're social. And so he gives them all the list and he goes and he has another meeting. And then at this meeting is, let me get the names of all these guys. So this is. Sky, this is a painting. Yeah. of ourselves. This is Robert Sterling Clark. He's an heir to the singer sewing machine fortune. Sure. And then this is... Not a thing you hear of anymore. Sewing machine fortunes. Yeah. This is John W. Davis, who is JP Morgan's personal attorney. Right. And then you are seeing Jason, or not Jason, Gerald McGuire. Yeah. And then this is... What is this guy's name? Sitting so freaking weird. Like I, you know, crossing your legs is one thing. But putting your hands in your lap and like looking like that. So weird. That's Murphy. That's who this is. Yeah, that's Grayson MP Murphy. Yeah. He's a Wall Street broker and a director of like multiple corporations. Sure. And they basically sat down with him and they were like, here's our plan. You're going to raise an army. You're going to march on Washington. You're going to remove FDR. You're going to be the new president. Oh, they're like doing a whole... They want to do a full coup. Yeah. Like you're more going to lead through you. So you're going to be the figure head of this new organization. We're going to pay you $300 million to do this. And he basically agrees to the whole thing. JP Morgan. Yes. His personal attorney. His personal attorney. Yeah. Was trying to fully do a coup. A full coup of the United States government. And so he... So Smetley Butler takes all this information. Uh-huh. And he turns around and he goes to a guy by the name of Paul Comley French. And he tells Paul all about this. I think I guess what Paul does for the... Paul's a reporter. I love him. I love him. Look at him with his little Harry Potter glasses and his pipe. He is a stereotypical 30s newspaper reporter. Yeah. Yeah. She... Hey, I need something for the... Yeah, I didn't know this. You know why it's called a deadline? No. Because there was a line. You know, there's a... Once the machine's running, if you go past that line, the machine's big enough it's going to kill you. Yeah. Yeah, the machine's moving. And so you... So it's a safety line that you can... Like kill... So it's like, hey, you're dead line. Dead line. Yeah. Wow. And so it's like once the machine's going, then you can't stop it. You're not going to go up there and get your story in. That's a much better way to... Isn't that cool? Communicate to my team. If you are late on this... If you're late on this, you're going to die. I'm not going to do it. The machine will kill you. The machine is going to do it. The machine will kill you. Yeah. That's crazy. I didn't know that. Hey, thanks for listening to this episode. If things I learned last night, if you like the show, you want to support us. We've got merchandise that you can get. And it's a good stylish stuff that I made. I put a lot of work into this stuff. So it's great to find other Tilling fans in the wild and be like, wait a minute. I know that shirt. And so yeah, we would love for you to do that. You can pop over to shop.tilling.com or there's a QR code or there's a link in the description. There's plenty of ways to find it. We promise we made it super easy. So thanks for supporting the show and thanks for listening. So he goes to French. It tells French everything that happened. Yeah. And he's basically like, I need you to go verify everything and find out everybody involved. He's like, you're a reporter. Oh, okay. So French goes and starts doing all this digging. Yeah. And he starts following all the rabbit trails and he basically compiles all this stuff to verify everything that's smelly set. And smelly is like, this is exactly what I wanted you to do. And so then smelly goes to Congress. And. Snitch. Okay. And they they convene a special committee, the McCormick Dickensstein committee. And at this committee, he basically details this whole plot from some of the wealthiest Americans to genuinely overthrow the US government, remove FDR and replace him as president. And they called us the business plot because it was all businessmen who came together and plotted to overthrow the government. And the only reason it didn't succeed is because they chose the one guy who would rat them out, who would say 300 million is not enough. I don't think that's the only reason it didn't. You know, I mean, like you got to rally those amount of people to go do the coup. I mean, we, you know, we don't know what would have happened after this point. There could have been a lot of reasons it would fail. Sure. But the reason it failed that we had that for then happened was they chose a guy that they chose a guy who was like, is a great plan. Yeah. No, no, no, tell me more. Tell me more about this. Yeah. They thought they thought that he was on the side of the veterans and was going to side with the veterans and help, but they misread. But was the sentiment of the veterans that they, the veterans didn't want to do that? No, no, no, no, no, but they thought that they could convince them. They thought that they could trick them. They were like, we'll convince them that this is this will make them wealthy. That this is the, that the prod that the DR's new deal is the problem. And I think, and I think this is like an important note, like I don't think that they were like intentionally tricking. I think they believed the trickle down economic idea. Like I think they believed what fascism was doing was better for everybody because they were watching an early version of it. They didn't see how this story played out yet. Yeah. So like I think they saw this stuff in on paper. A lot of this stuff is like, yeah, well, yeah. If the, we really did just take over other countries, like we really were just like, yeah, we run that now. And it's true. Yeah, all these businesses. This was a time when that was just the thing we did. All these businessmen were used to a world where they call Washington and say, hey, like we need you to go invade Cuba because we need the money. Right. And they would do it. And FDR wasn't doing that. FDR was a class trader. Yeah, it is something we should do. We should do some more stuff. FDR, we should do a thing on Hoover. How he, how Hoover moved out west. I don't know what you mean about Hoover moving out west. Hoover moved out west to start Silicon Valley. I don't, I don't know that story. Oh, well, you should look that up. Interesting. Yeah. I'll have to look into it. And so what's wild about all of this? Well, what became so he didn't go out there and was like Silicon Valley, you know. Speaking of Silicon Valley, he were like, what is that? He's like, you're on your so far behind already, dude. I didn't want to tell you this for like four episodes, but they've all been too long. Have you heard of the, have you heard of mythos? Anthropics mythos or project or project glass wing? No. So this is the Anthropics new model is done. It's ready to release mythos. It's called mythos, but they're not releasing it because in testing. It was able to find over a thousand zero-day vulnerabilities in every major operating system and every major browser and thousands. I guess not hundreds of highly used websites and applications. So then they go tell everyone? So what they did is they came up with project glass wing and they brought in all these companies and they're like, hey, these are the vulnerabilities that our new model discovered. What? Patch them. And the reason they're doing this and they're using it now to go through and find more vulnerabilities and find the people who run these to patch these vulnerabilities before it. But this is because they know that open AI is roughly anywhere from four to six weeks behind them on other models. And they claim. And so it's crazy. The more we find out about these people, the less for it. Like it's starting to feel like Sam Altman is a little bit like what's her face from the thing. Oh, they're not the deep voice. Yeah. The deep voice. Yeah. Elizabeth. A little bit. Holmes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's not the. Yeah. Which one was kidnapped? Elizabeth Smart? I don't know who was kidnapped. You don't tell about. I don't know. I always get her confused. But anthropic is doing this project because they're like open AI is just going to release it. And it's got this. And if it's at the same level. And it's like then. Yeah. Then people are going to be able to explain. And that's the whole thing. And that's actually a pretty good PR move from anthropic where they're just like, hey, we're telling you they wouldn't. They're not gonna. They're not gonna. Yeah, it's crazy. That's pretty crazy. But also, here's the thing. I use quad as my primary. Yeah. And it doesn't know a lot about itself is what I don't like. Because I'm like sitting here being like, I'm trying to set up a whole system where I can pull all of our episode transcripts. So I can make our episodes easily. So I can find out, hey, which episode did we talk about that in? Yeah. Yeah. You know, it was way easier. And it's like, I can only read text files. It's like, okay. So we set up the whole thing to pull the transcripts, put it in Google Drive as a text file. And then I said, great. That's the stuff that I just pulled into the Google Drive. And he goes, oh, I can't read text files. And then I said, earlier, you told me you could only read text files. Oh, they have to be actual Google docs. Okay. We'll just redo and use all the credits again, I guess. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. So then I go, oh, it found all these zero day. And I go, I don't know, man. I think those are a bit different because it's code. Yeah. It is a lot better at code and at like spreadsheets. I could say, you know, yeah, it's really good with code because code is not, code is not like, I mean, I guess sometimes, but most of the time code is very black and white. Yeah. And it's so easy. Anybody could do it, dude. And this is one of those things where it's like, we're like, oh, I'm a developer. It's like, dude, like, this is the easiest thing I've ever been done, man. I've built several apps this week, you know, the thing you don't talk about. I know exactly what you're talking about. It's like so easy. Yeah, it's so easy. I don't mean so dumb people could do that. You're right. It's so easy. Yeah. But I think a lot of people, a lot of people who use the chatbot, Tim does every job. A lot of people use the chatbots and they're like, these things are dumb and they're kind of dumb in the chatbot things. Right. They're coding tools. Like they're building the coding tools first. And so like the coding tools are further ahead than the chatbots are in terms of what they can do. Sure. And it's pretty wild. It's actually, it's scary. How good it is. Yeah. And so like, I fully believe that these things are finding vulnerabilities because Opus was finding vulnerabilities. And I've seen these reports they are finding actual vulnerabilities that nobody else has found before. So it is, it's scary. We're marching towards the edge of everything. No, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. It's a good idea to do it. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. We can't go through. Well, here's the thing. And this is where it's like, I told you. And this is good. You know what? I, these, first of all, this is fourth episode in a row. Pretty banger. I don't know, I'm saying you're going to be in trouble. So I'm trying to be encouraging. You're bringing some good topics. Not that you were bringing bad topics. Not that you know what I'm saying. But like, hey, you were trying to crash out of us. We're trying to be... We're trying, we're trying, we're trying to be strong. We're trying so hard. Stop it, don't try that hard. We're trying to be strong. We're trying to be strong. Yeah, try harder to try less hard. No, we've been trying it. We've been trying, we've been trying. We've been trying really hard. Yeah, we're here to have a good time. Yeah. Anyway, well, we're on the line with it. Yeah. But so this whole case goes forward and it's kind of wild because the committee basically concludes that all of these corporate elites and bankers and businessmen and lawyers were concluding to overthrow the U.S. government. That's the conclusion that they make. But none of them were held accountable. That's what I'm like, why? Nobody was held accountable for it. Which is... And I think we talked about it before where it's just like, oh, we're afraid if we hold accountable. Like... What is... Yeah. The reasoning, the reasoning given was that they are leaders and organizations that are so large that we can't, if we took, if we took all of them, because there were so many, if we took all of them and we held them accountable, that it would fracture the U.S. economy. That's the organization. That's the organization's big. And they were in the middle of the Great Depression and they couldn't afford the risk. That in the Great Depression, some of the last corporations that were able to give people jobs, all of a sudden couldn't give people jobs. Right. Which is insane. And so these people got insulated by the fact that they... It's like when these celebrities get DUIs and stuff, you see Tiger Woods. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just DUI. Do you see that video? Yeah. Where he's literally... I just got off the phone with the president. Shut up, drunk boy. Shut up, drunk boy. You're getting interested. The same as all of us. Shut up, drunk boy. You're getting interested. The same as all of us. Shut up, drunk boy is one of those, like, I haven't think of anything like this. You came in wearing this thing at this... Yeah. It looks cool. Nah. Yeah. Talk about it. Nah. 90s called. They want... They want their jacket back. You give me the phone. The 90s called. There's no one there. You made that up. I didn't make that. It's a bit. It's a bit. It's a common bit. What are you talking about? Oh, let me talk to him. What are you talking about? Let me talk to him. What are you talking about? Let me talk to him. Reagan did that to me. He was like... Oh, yeah. 2008 called. I tried to set you up for it earlier. And I was like... Give me the phone. Give me the phone. Let me talk to him. She handed me our fingers. You want me to... You want me to head? Yeah. I want... No, you want to take my fingers. Okay. Fake phone. It's a really funny bit. All right. Let's go. Let me talk to him. All right. It's a fake phone. Not the trigger. I'm... Kiss my finger. Let me see. Oh, my God. I didn't expect you to go that hard. You're not really afraid of things like that. He's going to be watching his mouth for a moment. You're normally afraid of things like that. What is that? I mean, you're normally afraid of things. I mean, one context is normally. I feel like you got to tell people that we don't just... Yeah, we don't. Just fingers. You got to tell these people. We don't lick each other's fingers. I have never lick that in hands of fingers before. Normally, you don't like that kind of stuff. What? I thought you don't like it. It's your scared of it. I don't like it. I need water. I don't like that kind of stuff. I appreciate that. As opposed to you. Who loves that stuff. Where are you talking about normal? Normally, you're not... You're afraid of that stuff. That's my thing. I appreciate that you committed to that. That was big for you. Yeah. I don't like putting... Yeah, making... I don't like putting other people's fingers right now. Yeah. I'm so weird for that. I'm so weird because I don't like to put other people's fingers in my mouth. Yeah. And if you're your first time listening to our show, you should know that normally I don't like to do that stuff. This is it. This is the show. This is what we do on here. 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These Guys Hacked the CIA | Crackas With Attitude Ep 329

06-09-26

Episode Transcription

00:00 Hey man, hey, I'm happy to be here. Are you? Yeah, okay. I'm glad you said that. I needed the reassurance. Have you ever heard of stop looking at me like that? Have you ever heard of I Alex back me up on that. I was I looking at him a certain way. No, that's right. Gosh, you guys are gaslighting me right now. You planned this before I walked in. You're like, let's gaslight him today. Okay, I'm not 00:29 you're. This is one of those days where you came in here and you're in a mood and you just you were you shook up myself. You took my Celsius and you shook it up and you handed it back to me. What are you talking about? Oh my gosh, you walked in here and immediately you were like you're in a mood and I was like I'm not. It was the way you said hello to me, but but then when you go when you go you're in a mood. I wasn't and now I am. Now you're on your heels. 00:56 but then I go like then we start the I was like okay, all right, let's put it all behind us. What do you came in with this and then you go hey man, I'm happy to be here and go and you go. I'm glad you said that 01:11 I was like uh huh, and then you go. Why are you looking at me like that? Anyways, whatever have you ever heard of crack? What should we do to like couples counseling together? Should we do that as a bit? It would be fun. Yeah, we should. We should get a counselor out. We should actually my brother does need some group hours. So the three of us. Oh yeah, I forget your brothers hours and that made me trust counselors less because your brother is sorry terry. He's a I'm sure he's 01:40 qualified and I mean no, he's not yet literally right now. He's not all right. He's he's finishing up his master's. He's got three weeks left in his program and then he'll apply for his license so brother Tim to that's what they named him. You're right to so ah we should. I was saying we should like set up like a couples therapy for like a like a like a virtual with a counselor better help better help 02:10 we should do a better help. I this is. think this has actual like yeah, that's a good idea. They know look at me. Should we start over? Okay, fine, whatever. man, have you ever heard of why are you looking at me like that? oh Have I ever heard of what I've ever heard of crack is with attitude. What? 02:37 Have you ever heard of crackers with attitude? That's what I thought you said. Crackers. Crackers with attitude. CWA. Crackers. It's C-R-A-C-K-A-S. Crackers with attitude. Yeah. Have you ever heard of it? 03:01 I talking to my parents the other day and... and... Still had systems in place of like oversight at least. I they had oversight. They had the chief cracker. It was watching them. And listen, I'm not trying to be pro-CIA over here, but we are trying to be pro-smoking. Things I learned last night. 03:31 I know here. Let me show you the crackers without it. You tell me if you can figure out I under I know the reference. So here I know one of them heck. Yeah, this is Kane Gamble. Well, hold on. He looked first of all, he looks like a young penguin villain from Batman. um Do they call themselves this or is this like everyone started calling him that? I know he goes, but he goes by the name cracker and he started the there's a there's another person who's I'm with 03:59 Yeah, and so this other guy, this other guy's name is Justin Liverman and he goes by default, but it's D three F four obviously yeah, I'll T default, which is a pretty good forum username for two thousand. So it is a cool form username. Okay, any guesses what these guys do? I think that they try to do rap. Obviously is what it feels like, but I think that's, but the way that he looks like this 04:26 I based on the facial expression. He looks like this feels like this, like a kind of story where it's like they hacked SoundCloud or something like these are. You know, I want to think they're nerds. You want to think they're nerds because well, because I think that here's what I think. This guy's too hot to be a nerd. Okay, uh 04:50 So this this kid looks like the loner loser kid and sorry to this guy for saying that about him. I don't know a lot yet, but then the other guy go back just seems like the older kid. He's like probably three or four years older than him in his neighborhood. Yeah, who just like you know you were he was eleven. You were seven years old yeah and then that's you became yeah. Somehow we can sibling type relationship. Yeah, 05:17 and then he wants to seem cool. He desperately wants people to think he's cool. I think he's cool. You know he's got a he's always drinking Mountain Dew in a in a Mustang. Yeah, know yeah and he drives a Mustang and he does the whole thing. He doesn't know how to drive it. You know when they're driving and you can hear it be like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's like you don't know what you're doing with this vehicle. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and so that's the vibe he gives. Other kid gives a vibe that he's a couple of years younger 05:46 and is just like a loser. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, So you're thinking this is like a he took him under his wing situation. Yeah, but then he grew up to be a mastermind of some sort and the other guy is just a dumb dude. You know the ride accidentally, you know, like like the big brothers. guy, this guy looks like his name is Dustin. Yeah, the other guy looks like his name is Maximilian. Yeah, yeah. 06:14 I feel like I'm painting a pretty good picture that works pretty well. Actually, I do think you've kind of got their personas figured out. That's what I'm saying. So I think the best place to start Justin comes into this story a lot earlier than Kane does um again. I'll show you Justin is this one. Yeah, I straight up nailed it. Justin is the Mustang. I said his name was Dustin. That's pretty good. Then Maximilian and this guy goes by 06:42 Kane. Yeah, that's his that's his actual legal first name. He goes by cracker, but his legal first name is Kane. 06:54 is cooler. It's cool. It's way cooler than well. I guess what year is it because that also depends like the twenty tens cracker could have been cool then potentially depending on where you're at. So we'll start with Justin. Justin is an interesting guy. So Justin uh he grew up an athlete was really into sports played all sports uh and then in like I I don't know exact dates for what age he was here. I'm assuming like late middle school 07:23 he got really into runescape and he was playing runescape one night and he got in a disagreement with someone on runescape. I don't know what the content of the disagreement was. You're not joking. I'm dead serious. I don't know if this was like a trade that didn't go well or something in PVP. I don't know what happened. Wait a second, but okay, I think I know the story. I don't know if you know this story because this is a side tangent like this is kind of like a oh okay. Okay, yeah. 07:51 this is just a bit of the story. What do you think I'm talking about? I don't know if you're talking about the Falador massacre that happened. No, I have no idea what that is. The Massacre in Rune scape was a glitch in the program where the wilderness is where you can do PVP and killing people and then there was a weird glitch where suddenly one day the whole map was available to do that. Oh interesting and so places that were usually not you know PVP. Yeah, so 08:20 you know, a couple high level players started just kill or maybe they call it the Falador Massacre. That's hilarious and then and then there was there's several times in the game runescape like there's been Fowler is a interesting place in runescape like on the map because it's a free world location. Meaning you can go there even if you don't pay for the membership yeah and it is like the protest location. So like if things happen in the game, new updates 08:50 the economy gets kind of weird in the game. Go there and you protest straight up like players will have all protest. Yes, like okay, this is what they think of the change. No, they're not invited to protest. It's just like they watch. yeah, yeah, it's not a dev like sanction. This is what yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, they see it happen and they go, they go, oh, hey, you know, everyone's in world to, you know, 09:14 filling up the town square in fell. They're egging the Prime Minister's house over there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, this is not that event. uh This is just a uh small squabble between him and another user. Okay, and the other user threatens to hack him and he's like you're not and so like they're arguing that I nailed it. I nailed it based on their images that I'm like okay, but that kid ended up being like like a super genius type kid who can just like has just it now. Not just just Justin 09:43 this is just Justin okay, and so this this random was he doesn't Justin's username on RuneScape default. Yes default as his username everywhere and yeah, it's his default username and so he's playing and this guy does hack his computer and was your past it down with that. Okay, you want to know my password? That's what I'm saying. So what was your password dude because I'll tell you mine. I can tell you I can tell you exactly what I changed it because it was it was very frustrating. 10:13 So my password, and this is not a joke, this was from like middle school. I mean, this was from as soon as I got on the internet, like late grade school to sometime late high school. Straight up, was Tim is hot. 10:34 who is Timis and who's Timis and the reason I had to change it is because we were at like a church event at someone's house yeah and my dad thought it was hilarious. He was telling everybody at this event. I was like that you can't tell everybody my password now I got to come up with something new. That's a good log of your club penguin dad dad. You can't deliver my password so when I was volunteering while I was working at the church, I guess someone was signing up to volunteer is what I meant to say 11:03 at the church that we had like a like a China like a sign up sheet. Yeah, yeah, this is that sunshine yeah and someone you we asked for their email. They just write it down. Someone's email was B words love country. 11:20 I love the idea of signing up for volunteering at the kids ministry with you know, B W O R. That's hilarious. Also, we're adults and I just said B words, whatever it is. Doesn't that suck? Yeah, I'm not going to tell you my password when I was a kid. I for real. was yours? Don't you remember 11:48 I do remember it. No, it was also to his it was and I don't know. There was a while in like two thousand seven. I didn't know what a G was, you know, and so like my password on certain things was like G unit, whatever that means nice and like I need you to find a picture of me a middle school or it's like dude, this guy was G unit. uh 12:17 that's it's like using unit for like I was like I'm a you. I think it was. I think it was a football coach called me a unit yeah, yeah, you know, because he didn't want to call me fat yeah it's stuck as here. Yeah, he's a unit. You know my football coach has called me. They call me stone hands because I couldn't catch it like it's like you got rocks for hands and it's like all four years. I schooled don't hands yeah and short 12:47 they never go short. They call me five eight, but they know they call me five. Ted, they said your yeah, your five ten anyways. Yeah, leave your passwords below in the comments. Everyone, comment what your passwords are. I think that's gonna. I think the auto system on YouTube is gonna be like. No, these are all passwords. Yeah, okay, so the certainly it won't certainly. It won't let you comment your password. 13:16 I don't see a reason why I want it. I mean maybe on YouTube there might be a thing that'll be like hey, that's your YouTube password. You're literally on YouTube and you just type. That's what I'm saying, but like it's a completely different. don't know. I feel like we should so I want it off it like I don't. I feel like you should just just try it dry. I have your password. It interesting what happens. I'm sick of paying for you, especially if you to bring me a try. 13:44 That's funny. Yeah, I've never heard of any system. Hey, do you want to support us on Patreon and then join the discord and give us your Netflix password? Because you can support us in other ways. 13:57 you know, saying like you could like we could, you know, yeah, this is my profile. That's my dad's profile. Now there's some podcasters I listen to and then that's my brother. Hey, speaking of profiles, what once you tell the lovely people what you did where you text me one time and you were like, hey, why are you still using our hulu? 14:17 What are you talking about you because you were like it's pretty bold of you to create your own because me and Reagan have our own profile and he goes. It's pretty bold of you and Reagan both to create profiles on my hulu listener. You should know it was that it was my hulu and Tim has a profile because I'm kind. I don't anymore. Well, I might still on yours, but like I had a hulu. I stopped paying for a hulu. You gave me your hulu password to log in for a nice. I forgot that I did that 14:46 and I and then you were like it's my hulu. Oh, Jared and regular starting to take up our hulu. That's pretty funny and then and then there's a profile there called mom and dad because I'm also you know, I meant the my parents are decrepit and old, so I take care of them now dude. 15:01 they're at the age where it's like they're know, Dima what it decrepit and all that's talking to my parents the other day and and is no context. No context that put that in the end of speed of decrepit and all that was talking to my parents the other day. Literally they were like they're like you're almost thirty two years old and I was like yeah, I'm halfway dead, but my parents are literally exactly thirty years older than me. Yeah, and so they were like, but I'm not they were like 15:26 Thanks. You're like your four were your four more years. I was like yeah, you guys haven't ate as many Doritos as me. guess yeah, you'll make it a little while longer. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I've expected one age and we're on a bit of a tangent right now. So I'm fine asking this. What age are you supposed to like when you go out to dinner with your parents? Yeah, what age are you supposed to start like taking care of the bill? Oh, I mean nineteen seventy five. What 15:54 it's not. It's not possible anymore. Oh, oh, you're saying that like that's gone. That's gone because I remember when I was a kid, grandma would come to lunch with us and my grandma never paid. You know, she was always just part of like, so what is there like? I mean, I think I think if your parents are retired, you probably should. Okay, that's good. Well, my when they come out to visit us, I usually try to pay as much as I can. Yeah, but then you know, then my dad still pays it sometimes. Yeah, you know, 16:24 Yeah, and then other times it's kind of like, you know, looking at dad and I'm like, what's situation here? I think it's highly contextual. Like I do. Yeah, I do think it is like, like what situation are you in? What's I'm always monitoring to see who orders more than I go. I think you're going to pay if you ordered all that like that one guy in college who kept it would be like, I forgot my wallet and then he'd buy everything on the menu. Yeah. 16:47 Kyle, Scro that one guy in college. Why are we protected on? I don't think you have a wall. Oh shoot yeah, I bet I bet I know you don't yeah no. So Justin's played Rune Scape yeah and this guy does hack his computer 17:15 and just like shut it down, turned back on blue screen. And this moment was like a revelation for him. He's like, wait, you can do that. And so he was like, hold on. And so he also, he's kind of an interesting guy because he was, he was a big athlete. Yeah. But he was also quite a bit of a nerd. And so he played like halo and super smash bro. I don't know more athletes. Yeah. Interesting. 17:40 He played Super Smash Brothers and Halo like competitively. I mean, like think about Dustin. Yeah, yeah, that's true. know, a nerd. 17:52 Yeah, pretty fit though pretty fit pretty. I'll say it kind of hot. Hey yeah, yeah, he's our friend. We can objectify him. We objectify him. We know him yeah anyways, so he's playing these distracted Tim got thinking about dusting Oh my gosh, he's like yeah, we're gonna get to but 18:17 early hair. Oh, get out of it. I say hello and for smash my wife's best friend's husband, also our friend, but like that's how we actually yeah yeah yeah. So super smash bros halo competitively like goes to tournaments, plays these games from same gamer and he's like he's like oh, I can do this yeah and so he starts like online learning how to hack these games to like cheat in the game to to win. 18:44 Not because he's like, he's like, it'll make me better at the game, but because he's like, he's like, I want to know what I can do. It's like a curiosity. Like what's what am I capable of sort of thing? And so he starts, he starts playing around hacking video games, like simple things like that. Yeah. And he's going down the rabbit hole. Long story short, he goes through, does all these little small hacks on games and things and somehow finds himself on like the, this is like 2007, 2008. 19:14 He finds himself on like the official anonymous forum and ah he's like, oh, this is, this is interesting because anonymous and I've never heard this. He there's a podcast interview where he kind of goes through this whole grand story. We're going to tell the day. Oh, and I've never known this before, but I guess anonymous had this forum and it was an invite only forum. You had to like show you were hacking in the world and then you would get invited. Right. But anonymous was an interesting place because there was 19:42 obviously the hatch is like what kill Tony is to you have to show that you're hacky in the world and then you get invited and you get let it yeah the these forms were interesting and I never knew this but there were so many people that were trying to get in it. Whether they were like the press or the FBI. Oh of course or the FBI. Yeah, I think they had a little bit of interest or just people who were just curious and so they would do things to get the advice and get in there and so there was a lot of people like quote unquote prying eyes right there. 20:12 And so what they did as like a security measure, and this is insane, you had to hack your way into the forum. Well, now the forum pretty cool. The forum was just covered in like disgusting stuff like 4chan level, like crazy gore, like crazy, like explicit images just to like get it to where people would open it be like, ah, and like leave. And then you'd have to like, and then you'd have to like sift through like layers of this just crazy stuff. 20:41 to find the actual hacking stuff. And so it was a weird thing that they did. 20:50 Yeah, yeah, you keep no, no, no, no, it keeps people out. It keeps you allows why we do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. uh They're freaking weird little sickos. I mean, a bit. Yeah, probably a little sicko, little sicko freaky sickos. 21:08 Hey, thanks for listening to this episode of things. I learned last night. If you like this show, we would love to see in our Patreon. It's a great way to financially support the show. We don't make money from this. It just helps us to pay the people who do make money from this. Like Alex and Robert, her editor, and maybe one day, one day me and Tim, maybe one day, but only if you join, only if you join, we can't wait. We can't get paid until you pay. Can't feed Tim's kid until you join. He's so 21:38 of an angel. 21:50 just it was interesting. He like went and did some small low level like operations with anonymous, but he did not like working with them for a couple reasons. One the gore well one. He was in. He literally says this in the in the interviews. He's like they were pretty cringe like they were weird about the things that they said. There was clearly like FBI like there was it was like dangerous to be involved with anonymous because it was so big that there was so yeah and it was like there's some 22:17 there's some undercover agents in here for sure. Yeah, one hundred percent. Who are you guys going to hack today? I'm thinking about hacking Osama bin Laden. 22:30 it was two thousand and eight like I about hello kids. I'm one of you with the skateboard. I just hacked Barack Obama. How'd you spell that with an accent? Yeah, I figured out a way to do it and so he's he does like some low level like little hacking operations there, but he doesn't like the community. He doesn't like the people. There was actually like over time he found out some of those people and he had a feeling, but over time he found out some of those people like ended up 23:00 joining Isis and so it's like it was a really weird crazy east, a radical community that anonymous was. What would you do if like one of your friends just joined Isis? It's kind of like it's kind of like how like like someone you used to know like becomes famous in some way and you're like yeah, I can't believe that like they did this and then it's like yeah, you're like yeah, I can't believe they joined. You're like yeah, I knew him or like and that sucks. Remember someone brings somebody up 23:30 and they go. Do you remember? Do you remember Joel? Yeah, and you're like um which which Joel, which you know yeah the one he lived like the floor above us and he had that room all the way down. You do the whole process of remembering Joel. Yeah, you're like yeah, yeah, I remember Joel. He joined Isis. You're like oh, you could have just said that and then we don't add the or you do the whole thing. You go. Yeah, he was super nice. I loved him. I loved that guy. He was great. Oh, you should say that you shouldn't say that and say that because he was not super 23:59 against. He was not super great, so he yeah, there's like he's in a sketchy online environment, which is the other thing too man. You know, I feel like there's at least less of those accessible on the internet. I think we've done a better job of like siloing it out. Yeah, you can't. You can't stumble upon that stuff like he used to that you used to be able to stumble upon some pretty dark stuff. I mean like you know, read it really traffic. It really keeps track of like 24:29 where these links are going. Yeah, you have to very know, should we go to those? That's what I mean. Yeah, that's in two thousand seven. It's like you could be on a forum for a video game and then click a link and now you're now you're somewhere else. Yeah, and like that does happen less. I don't. It's one of those things where I don't think what we have is better. Yeah, well, it is better than that. I don't think I don't think what we have is good. It's better in that way. I think it is better in those ways. Yeah, 24:56 because you could just stumble on that stuff. He finds himself in some weird corners of the internet. Yeah, we're saying yeah, but he doesn't like anonymous. He doesn't think that he He disagrees with a lot of their political positions. He thinks a lot of people involved are weird and he knows that it's a security risk. There's a lot of agents in there um and so he leaves and he joins a different group called a non sec, which stands for security. And so and this is something else that I learned researching this like I 25:24 had always been under the assumption that Anonymous was like the group, but like Anonymous was the biggest one and they took credit for some of the bigger hacks, but they also got credit for a ton of stuff that they didn't do. course, yeah. And what I learned from researching this is that a lot of these other ones that you haven't heard of actually have the better, more professional hackers because they don't want to be involved with, like it was too risky to be involved Yeah, yeah, yeah. 25:52 after a certain point. And so a non-sec was one of those and that he joined. And with a non-sec, he did a couple interesting things. One of um them, were kind of, they were hacktivists. So they saw issues they saw in the world and they would hack to solve those issues or really, or to like shine a light or do something about them. And so one of the things- Really? Yeah, they were on their computer, killed Josh. Still don't know what that was about. That was actually my password for a while. 26:23 I opened up Microsoft word. I thought I was signing it after my dad told everyone my password was hot. I was like I got a password. You're never gonna buddy ever again, and you ain't gonna tell anyone about that. Yeah, you can't. You can't tell me what you're my son's password is kill Josh, which is my other son, a one LL. 26:47 So one of the things that they decided to target was predators. Yeah. And so they got on those forums and they would chat with like same thing to catch predator would do. Right. But then at the moment where to catch predator would invite them over and say they would just get their computer. They would share images with the predator. And that was malware. And it would give them access to their system. They would take a copy of their system and they would just submit an anonymous report to the FBI. And he said we got a lot of these guys arrested. 27:15 because we were just catching them and sending them into the FBI. Crazy. And so they did that for a while. Another thing that they did was this. And this is crazy. But in the 2014, the what is Denmark? Danish. Don't look at me like that. Don't look at me like that. Alex, Danish is Denmark, right? What? I hate that you're pulling stone walling me right now. Oh. 27:43 Oh, the map tap guy doesn't know anything about actual places. Huh? Okay. Hold on. We've been playing about tab. It's so fun. You know, we've done too many things. You don't know where Denmark, you know where it is on a map. Yeah, but I'm, I'm, that's what I'm saying is I'm confirming if someone's Danish there from Denmark, right? I'm like, I'm pretty sure I guess I can Google it. If you're going to stonewall me, let me ask this thing that won't. Wow. So mommy. 28:13 turn off my computer. Oh no, you logged in. 28:18 My buttons! 28:24 Yeah, is someone from Denmark Danish? Yes. 28:32 I was right. I'm not dumb. was just trying to confirm. Is someone from Danish? Yes. So for some reason, Denmark in 2014, and I've got some theories of the Danes and why, because this was true of a few European countries. And my guess is that the reason this never happened is because I assuming legislators were just like, we have to, you know? But before this, before 2014 or 2014 in Denmark, there was no law. 29:01 uh prohibiting bestiality. And so Denmark became like a hub for this. Like people would actually travel for this. And there was like places like an underground like society of people who would do this. this group, Anonseq, thought that that was really bad. And so they hacked their websites and then they they hacked all their files and they published these files from them to kind of bring awareness that this was happening. 29:29 And later that year, Denmark passed a law to ban it because I the legislature, I really genuinely think legislators were just like, they didn't know this was happening. Yeah, obviously. Obviously that's legal. Yeah. They're like, yeah, you obviously you shouldn't do that. So then they pretty quickly passed the law to ban. So this is the kind of stuff that this guy's doing. Like he's not, he's not out here like stealing people's credit card information. He's like, right. Attacking things that he thinks are wrong and like bringing awareness to these things that are wrong or like bringing justice in like kind of a vigilante way. Like it's sure. 29:59 like a not legal way to bring justice, you know, right and so and this is still Justin uh while Justin is is doing this. He meets Kane right line and so Kane is another hacker and Kane's doing very similar stuff. Hacktivism Kane lives in the UK. uh He looks like he talks like this and like that's his like deep voice. Yeah, he's trying to do like a whole talk like this and you're like you, you talk like this. 30:29 But no, but no, no, when I'm on a video call with someone, you know? Yeah. So Kane and him, Kane starts this group, Crackers with Attitude, invites Justin to join Crackers with Attitude and their new hacking group, right? Yeah. And Kane's big, big like motivation for his group was like a kind of anti-U.S. military, really anti-imperialism. um He was 30:56 very against like the war on terror and everything that happened in the Middle East during that time and after. And so like a lot of what he was doing was broadcasting what was happening that most people did not hear about or know. So he was hacking these systems to bring those things to life. And so together, the two of them, they come together and in 2013, the Edward Snowden links happen. And this was something that really kind of 31:24 turned a new leaf. I think you could say for them because they thought this was very hypocritical. If you don't remember, we did an episode on snowed in. He was the one who did we do a whole episode on certain we did, didn't we? I thought we did. I don't think so. Are you sure? Pretty sure we might have mentioned him. I think we did a full episode of adverse known in sure. I you know which one of us remembers our episodes 31:52 I mean you, but I'm pretty sure Alex are you looking it up? No, Alex doesn't care right now. He's doing his other job. He's playing Rinsky. Oh, you know what? I'm mixing them up. We did Julian Assange, right? Snowden. I'm mixing them up. Okay. That makes sense. Um, right. Yeah. So Snowden leaks. If you don't know the story, I guess Snowden links leaks all this information that confirms what was a conspiracy theory for a long time. And that was the existence of the NSA and that the government was spying on 32:21 literally everybody and just compiling the data and then they weren't actively spying, they were compiling this data and then they were using it if they thought you were a terrorist. And over the years we've seen that the bar for being a terrorist has shifted so that way they can then access your data and hack you and see everything about you. Right. And they thought this was really wrong because these people swam in circles where their friends aren't in federal prisons. Like they met other hackers who have gotten caught and are serving multi-year sentences. 32:49 for doing the same stuff the government was doing uh for the same reasons. Like these people are out here like broadcasting bad things that people are doing, but they're not a part of this NSA. So what they do puts them in federal prison while these people go off scot-free and are like political heroes, you know? And so- And that's wrong. What? 33:11 Yeah, because like I put flashy lights on my car and sped after somebody and then they got out and ran and I tackle them and then I got charged with assault. I was doing the same thing. You're saying it as if it's like can you believe it? Yeah, I fully can believe that. Well, I think I think I think yeah, I mean like these guys were getting arrested for doing the same thing the NSA was doing. So like that's stupid and you're like, is it? It's a little different. It's a little different than that because 33:41 Because the NSA, like there was directors of Homeland Security were testifying before Congress under oath saying they weren't spying on Americans. Like they were out here publicly lying about the fact that they were doing this. That's a different thing. And then and then when it comes out that they're doing this, I'm not I'm not pro NSA. Let's be clear. OK, I'm not trying to I'm not trying to defend the government here. 34:06 I'm just saying like if you're like yeah, these people got arrested and they were doing the same thing. It's not crazy. It's like well no, it's a little different. It's fair. It is though they lied under oath. Yeah, they were still had. They still had systems in place of like, you know, oversight at least. I mean they had oversight. They had the chief cracker. It was watching them. That's going in the intro, right? Chief cracker. 34:34 uh So, I mean, I think what you're saying is fair, but they were, they were very angry about this. Yeah, of course. So the two of them, it Justin and, and Kane Kane. Yeah. Justin. Oh my gosh, dude. Cracker. Yeah. Default. The two of them said, we're going to hack the CIA. And so what they did was really interesting. They did a couple, a couple of things here. 35:04 first thing they did is they found the, let me get his name, the then director of the CIA, whose name is John Brennan, and they said, hey, he's the director of the CIA, so he's got a lot of very secure systems that he's a part of, but he's also just a regular person. And so they just did a data broker lookup on him and got info on his phone number and the... 35:32 provider for his personal phone number, which was Verizon. And what they did, and this is crazy, they called Verizon customer support. And when they picked up, they didn't pretend to be Brennan. They pretended to be a like field tech for Verizon. And they're like, hey, I'm helping this customer right now, trying to access some stuff, but our systems are down. Can you help me get in? I need some information for them to be able to finish this request. And this customer support agent was like, yeah, what's your V number, which is like the Verizon agent ID number. And he on the spot just 36:02 says a random number and it works. They let him in and they give him Brennan's email address. 597-2893. Lucille? Yep. That is me. 36:20 Okay. And so yeah, so they let him in and he's like, he's like, okay, what he's like, I just need all his data to be able to access in. And so he's like, okay, here's his email. Um, you have his phone number, obviously here's his pin number for his Verizon account. And here's the last four of his credit card. And so he's like, perfect. That's everything I need. So they take all that data. They got all that information. And now they go to AOL, which is his email provider still in the mid 2010s. And they do like, 36:48 They contact customer support. They're like, Hey, I'm locked out of my email account. I'm trying to trying to access it. And AOL is like, uh, yeah, to verify, we just need the last four of your credit card. And he's like, perfect. I got it. Here you go. And he doesn't say that. That would be suspicious. Perfect. Perfect. have that. Perfect. I've got that. Perfect. I know the last four of my credit card number. Yeah. And so they let him in and this is his personal email. like theoretically there shouldn't be a lot of nothing. Bunk cakes, but uh, 37:18 two of our newsletter was just nothing. One cake steamed technically still is. I don't send a lot of emails, but yeah, the brand is and I'll be honest. I don't remember why we did that. I think it was in BC. I think we were saying in BC, but cakes. Yeah, I don't know. Anyways, so 37:49 So they personally emailed and through his personal email, they find out that I don't know if this was a mistake or if he was a little arrogant or ignorant. I don't know, but there was multiple official emails he was sending. Yeah, there was personal email. Yeah, but it was also and I'm again, I'm not pro CIA. 38:13 Well, like in the early 2000s 2010s, like the email communication is still relatively new. Yeah. And siloing it out for like this is business stuff is it was harder to do that. Yeah. Yeah. And so, you know, he's on his Palm pilot and he's sending emails. Yep. Yep. And he thinks he thinks, yeah, it's secure. It's safe. Right. And so he's sending these emails and these emails are crazy. Like he's sending information about agents with their social security numbers, just 38:43 from his personal. Yes, so many emails making fun of the fact that George W Bush has the same name as his dad. It's so late that he's got his damn freaking weird like dad can't come up with a better name than George. His name is George W Bush W Bush W W Bush. So they 39:11 They get all this information and they kind of compile that data and then they call him on his personal phone number and here's a here's a thing about Kane. We haven't mentioned to get yet came a giant marijuana addict. Hi every day marijuana addict. Yeah. Yeah. You talk like a narc. That's a great marijuana. 39:41 and so he's this man is addicted to THC. Okay, buddy, we didn't get addicted to THC gum. He's this guy failed there, so he big marijuana addict. It's crippling his life. He calls bread and high out of his mind. He calls John Brennan, John Brennan, the director of the CIA on his personal phone number. Okay, and it was the two of them together. They were on like a conference call as they call him just taunting him. 40:11 They're like, I bet you want to know how we got your number, loser. then they start reading off his social security number. They read him his address. They read him his email. They tell him his Verizon pin. They're like, we own you. We own you. And they said, and I don't know if this is true. Like this is just reporting from them. But Justin actually said in that podcast interview. We could hear him crying. He did. He did. He said, he said, I could hear like a tremble in his voice like he was afraid. 40:38 Because he's like, who are you with? How did you get access to this number? 40:47 Oh boy. Am I sick? I sure do need Tim stones. Get well quick trick. And what is it? It's simply chug an entire gallon of orange juice. Wow. I forgot. And then this shirt reminded me, I'm so glad that I have this shirt as a public service announcement, a public health service to other people around me. Do your part. Get this shirt. 41:16 shop.tillam.com 41:23 Because he is the director of the CIA. And also the war on terror is happening. Yeah. And so like, yeah, like this very, very likely could be ISIS, Al Qaeda, like any national security agency that like could actually literally threaten his life. It's like it is, it is reasonable to assume he's freaked out by this phone call. uh And meanwhile, they are also doing these sorts of things to the director of the 41:51 of national intelligence, James Clapper, they get access to all of his information, pull a bunch of data from him, very similar methods where they just call customer service lines and just pretend to be someone who's supposed to have so they're hat. They're getting all this info just so I can understand their workflow. They're getting all this info, calling Verizon, calling the server, getting, know, getting address, getting phone number and then just getting super high and calling them. That's like part of the routine. 42:16 and being like we guys brother, we call you brother. I should be clear. The pain process is getting high. I'm him. Justin is not getting high. He's just on I am a and he's like sorry about sorry. He has a crippling marijuana addiction. He yeah, he's also on the call. He's like really sorry about this by the way. Are you paulizing for do 42:42 it's just like take my side. All I want you to do is take my side. I again really apologize for my partner here. We will use this information against you. Yeah, we're going to ruin your life. 42:59 we we we can and we and then you know and then you're just the director of the CIA being like um what is happening? Then there's got to be a thought too of like if these idiots found it yeah, who who could that's that's the bigger fear. I would have yeah for sure. You know they also do the same thing to the director or the secretary of homeland security, Jeh Johnson, which I had to look this up because I didn't realize his name was Jeh Jeh. 43:28 but Jeh Johnson, what his name was Jeh Johnson. Surely not. Yeah. Here, let me show you Je. This is Jeh Johnson. Hold on. I'll just take a screenshot of the Google page so you can say that. there an image of him? Yeah, and I'll show you an image of him with the Google page so you can see this that I'm not lying. Jeh Johnson. I did not know his name was just Je. I don't know if that's short for something. Ma'am, what do you want to name him? She's dying. Yeah, 43:57 She was gonna say, Jeff. she lied. 44:03 she's a die. You're the killers mom. She's passing out dude and you're like she's dead. Hey buddy, bring it a couple steps. Yeah, yeah, she's got stabbed at the What who by who the nurse, the nurse knew something about her. The nurse, the nurse had hacked her emails and found it one day. Your son is going to buy on every single American 44:31 What do want to name him? oh 44:36 and we're going to find out this is like some kind of you know important name. Yeah, we're going to look very real. Yeah, so he they hack it a judge on since actual home wi fi network and they're able to access anything that's open on that network. Yeah, one of the things that they were able to get into was his smart tv and so they hulu account. They created a created to hulu accounts 45:06 it was jared and rake cracker and default. No, they displayed a message on this on the tv just in the middle of the t that just said I own you and they started calling his house and being like being like. Are you scared and like so they were like taunting these like high ranking and he's like intelligence. I don't want to taunt somebody and they go. Are you scared and then he does like a liam nissan type thing where he goes 45:36 No. And then just hangs up and then just. 45:43 and then you follow him just walk to his car and he just drives to the office and it's just him loading gun after God. You know we can make a good movie out of this and so this becomes such a big thing because and this all happened like in the matter of like twenty four hours. They hacked into all these at the same time. Okay, okay, okay, okay, so then the government is like all of our like directors of our intelligence agencies are compromised. So they all put them in hiding like they all get moved across the country to different locations and are in safe houses. Yeah, security because they don't know who's doing 46:12 They don't know anything about it. Meanwhile, they pull a massive database, compile 31,000 agents from different federal agencies, all of their personal data. So phone numbers, addresses, email addresses, passwords, social security numbers, and they put them in this doc and just publish it online of all these agents. And then they find all these like personal, or maybe I shouldn't say personal, but like confidential documents that link these agencies. 46:42 to either conspiracies or weird shadow projects or, for example, things that kind of, I don't want to say blackmail, because they weren't trying to blackmail them, but like paint these leaders in a bad light. So for example, one of the things all these agents have, what's called an SF86 application, and that application contains contact lists of everyone you've ever known, all your work history and background checks. 47:11 and so in that background check they were able for Brennan, the director of the CIA, they were able to find like his whole criminal history because he had a criminal history and they published the director's which is cool right. They're cool at a lot of people involved in our government have like pretty expensive criminal history yeah and so they actually send all that information to WikiLeaks and WikiLeaks, but if you have like too many speeding tickets and that comes back then your boss could be like I don't like you. 47:41 And so all this stuff's going on, Justin is getting default, is getting very arrogant, because he's been doing this for years now. And he is successfully hacking the CIA and the FBI and all these like high level organizations. He actually hacks into the Miami Dade police office and just wipes their database and just deletes everything they have. He hacks into this medical school in Canada and he just wipes the database with all their student loan information. 48:11 which he talks about that like he freed all those people from debt, but there's definitely paper backups. So, but it's like he's doing all these things all over the place all the time of like these hacktivist actions cleared all your debt and the bank is like 48:29 No, no, we got it. So we got we still got him uh and so he he is getting a little arrogant. He he tells this story. uh He was interested in this girl that one of his friends had used to date and this is like real life. This is not hacking life and so he goes to him and does a thing you shouldn't do and he's like hey, hey, would you mind if I like ask her hey? I got your phone number 48:58 and your address. You want to go out some time? She's like, ah, he was you're going, you're going. So he asked, he asked his friend, he's like, would you mind if I ask her out and his friends like, yeah, but like he doesn't, he's not actually saying yeah, like yeah, he's like, they start dating and his friends like mad about this and Justin is like, to be clear, Justin has always been like super paranoid, super secure. So like 49:28 He has a Wi-Fi satellite dish that he actually uses to capture Wi-Fi. The way these work, you can capture Wi-Fi signals however wide your dish can catch. So he's actually, every time he's using the internet, he's connecting straight to that dish and connecting to a Dairy Queen a mile away using their Wi-Fi. then through that... Oh, the CIA found out that they got hacked by Dairy Queen? And so he's actually using the Dairy Queen. And then he's using a series of VPNs that he's routing through. 49:56 and then connecting to a botnet. like, it's like, yeah, it's a crazy chain. Yeah. And so uh he's very secure. His machine is personal machine. uh He, every time he uses it, he shuts it down and he's got a software on it that the second it shuts down, it encrypts the entire, the entire hard drive. And then when you turn it back on, you have to decrypt the whole hard drive. like everything he's doing is 50:18 incredibly, which would really reduce my screen time. To be honest, if every time I got a lot, I got a decrypt my phone. It was like a forty minute process. That's what I'm saying. I could really maybe I need that, you know, and so me from looking at my phone all the time. So he talks about it. He's like, he's like, really think like you skip the girlfriend part. What have yeah, so three things happened at once here and so he is talking. He's hanging out with that friend who's girlfriend. He didn't steal, but you know he's dating his ex girlfriend and they're hanging out one night. They're playing online 50:48 like Xbox live and they're drinking. They're having a good time and the news like us. They have the news on and the news comes on talking about the CIA hack. Yeah, and he says that was us and he halfway doesn't think his friends gonna believe him like he and he's he's also like a little tipsy and like just like no one can catch it like it's like a mix of things where he's like he's like no one's gonna know no one's gonna believe me. No one's gonna catch me and so he says that to his friend who his friend was like and his friends 51:17 I've got that he doesn't know about. I can get her back. Yeah. And so his friend puts in a report to the FBI. course. Meanwhile, I think the FBI was like tracking him at the same time. Okay. So they've got the confession from this guy, but the FBI was like narrowing in on him. And he says like that same week, I start to think my machine got hacked because like there was just some strange behavior. I've seen some network requests that I didn't recognize. ah And so one day he comes home from work and his life pretty much was go to work, come home and 51:46 hack. Yeah, he came home from work, turns on his machine, it starts the decryption process and when he comes home he notices across the street there's a black SUV just sitting across the street doesn't really think about it. He also thinks that maybe the FBI would start using like a Honda, you know, like we all know, like maybe switch from the black SUV plan and maybe start just doing a Hyundai Sonata, you know, like maybe 52:15 Yeah, look like a soccer mom, you know, and so and he also mentioned like earlier that month, the house across the street from him got bought and there was just these two guys like pretty much twenty four seven were just sitting on the porch smoking, watching his house, which is hey, maybe paranoia. We work for the CIA. Is that a job? I would like to apply for the job of smoking on the front porch all day. 52:43 It's a sweet tea and a cigarette. Yeah, I'm working. Sorry. Sorry, I can't come on. working. 52:55 Yeah. And so. 52:58 putting in double time. You got to pay me double for this. So this could be paranoia or this could be the FBI, which I and listen, I'm not trying to be pro CIA over here, but we are trying to be pro smoke. 53:18 it's pretty cool. It's pretty funny how often we're talking about this. I've never started cigarette my life. Yeah, he was all those kids outside the scene, C, I, C, N, A, am I right? And so he gets in. He gets box in his house, actually a pretty cool festival name, seen I, a scene intelligence agency. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that actually does kind of work. So 53:47 There's a line in uh a yellow card song where he says California, but he pronounces it California, because he needed the syllables for the line. So that actually works on a couple levels. Anyways. uh 54:02 Yeah, so he goes in, he turns on his computer. There's a story in the Bible where 54:12 So like, it really works on a bunch of different levels and you can really... When you look at the Hebrew... He goes in his house and his computer. His computer starts decrypting his hard drive. And he's like doing his thing, right? And the second it finishes decrypting, the FBI busts down his door. They come in, they raid the house, they take him, they arrest him. And so he recounts this event and he's like, he's like, I think that they've been in my machine. 54:42 They understood the architecture of it. They knew that it had to be decrypted. And then as soon as it was, now it's open. Yeah, they were waiting for it to be open. And he said, because they didn't take it. Because the second you unplug the power, it shuts off it encrypts. And so he said, they knew that. They came in there. They didn't take it. They plugged in. They copied the contents. And then they confiscated everything he had, including an external hard drive that contained his Bitcoin wallet. 55:11 because this whole time he's been mining bitcoin and he was a very what year was this adopter? This would have been, think, twenty. This was like twenty eighteen. I think twenty. Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay. This was pretty late, but he's he adopted bitcoin at the beginning. Yeah, so he's been mining. He has a thousand bitcoin on that, which at its peak was forty two million dollars. Yeah, and so they confiscate that and it's just like this. I'm sure devastating. No, not watching for its peak. It's a hundred million dollars, right? He's a thousand 55:41 Oh, I guess. Yeah. If it was because yeah, I did it right now. It's in the sixties crazy. So he watches that thing. We did our episode. It had just crossed 20. Yeah. Yeah. Well, he watched a lot of millions of dollars walk out of that room. Um, and he also knew like the whole thing happens and he knows he's got, he knows what they're going to see on there. Right. Um, and so he knew he talks in the podcast. He's like, he's like, I could have just reached over and just unplugged it and they would have had nothing on me. 56:09 But he's like, don't know how you're going to react when you have a bunch of automatic weapons pointed at you until you have a bunch of automatic weapons pointed at you. And I just froze. so they took me. Secret Service was there because someone had recently defaced Donald Trump's website. And so they thought I was the person who was responsible for that. And so uh he's like, I wasn't. And they found out I wasn't. But like the Secret Service was there. So he gets arrested. And here's the thing that's crazy about this. He implicated himself on everything. 56:39 because and this he's like, he's like, this was the dumbest thing I did. And he said, because it was kind of my arrogance and it was kind of like this like archive data thing. He said, I was under the impression that I would like to go back and watch my hacks. So I filmed all of them like on my machine. And so he's like, so I have video footage of me doing all of my hacks. Like he was like Twitch streaming it. He's like, what's up guys? Today we're going to get the phone number of the CIA director. 57:09 And so like before we do smash that like button uh 57:22 Yes, I'm a Verizon support person. 57:27 What should I ask him chat? Yeah chat. Yeah, I love it. There's no one logged in a jet stupid, so so they are able to get them on everything. They book them for five years. He goes to prison. Coincidentally, he goes to prison like right at the beginning of co vid and so so they did they confiscate his bitcoin. Yeah, they still have his bitcoin. He keeps asking for back. He's like you can take whatever data you want. That's like related to this and he's like, but like please let me have my wall back and they won't let him have it back. So they 57:56 took millions of dollars from them. Yeah, so the government was like that's ours now. Yeah, we're keeping this for sure uh and so they go through the trial. He get, he don't like that. He gets a lot of years and he gets five years in prison. uh After a couple years, he actually, and I don't know exactly how this happened. Like if he like relayed the information, but he leaked a bunch of information about how some things were happening in the prison system. And so he ends up getting solitary for that. And so he does a year in solitary during cove it. And because of cove it, solitary confinement rules like got kind of 58:27 removed. Right. So he spent 24 seven in solitary confinement for a year. And he said that messed me up. Obviously. So he's in prison. He was in prison for for five years. He just recently like just recently got out. And now he's on probation. And the crazy thing about his probation is uh part of his probation is a two year ban from the Internet. And so what do you do with your life? Like you can't apply for a job. 58:55 Oh, okay, okay. I see it for a second. It seemed like what do you do? No, but for real, like we live in a world that's so connected, like you need internet connection to get a job in the end. I guess when you go try to find a job, you're like hey, can I apply like yeah, just apply online and he's like I can't do that and they're like why I why ban well the internet? Well, you could. I think honestly this is where you go work at a hipster coffee shop, but it's like you just be like I just don't really do the internet and they're like actually 59:26 come on just start right now because like that's really cool. That's really sick and so so at the same time that he got rated in the UK, they rated cracker cracker's house. Yeah, this looked like an arrest photo. Yeah, and cracker is a teenager. He's still in high school. 59:45 and so they get in there. So they're like yeah, kids being kids, they're going to be kids. Yeah, you can't. The UK is like honestly, it's pretty sick that you have to United States. dude, nice, nice boys. My that was pretty good. You want to see around Australian? Do you want to see red? Yeah, we do that here. No, but you can't have a beer. Yeah, they don't want to be. Yeah, and so I like that you tried a little bit. There's a little bit of you couldn't commit to it, but you try you where you want to be. 01:00:15 I did. I did. It was a bad tried to fade out. Yeah, it was nice and so he got he got a similar like he. I think he did like a year in juvenile detention and then he got a ban from the internet, uh a temporary ban from the internet, which probably did him well, probably. He probably needed to get off the internet for that and so what I from what I understand Justin is trying to rebuild his life. It looks like he's trying to get into like finances his plan because he's like I'm never going to find a real job again and so what he wants to do is become a day trader. 01:00:43 he's like because I can't. I don't need anybody to do sure, and so he's got all the thing. He's a little bit older than us, like late twenties. All right. uh I the other night at my show. I was like yeah. You know, I did a chick-fil-a rap a couple years ago and someone went. oh 01:01:09 it's been it's been ten years next year. That's why I said a shut up. Hey, you don't have to talk about that. You don't have to know. no, no. Be quiet. No, yeah. So this is crazy. This was to to basic like Justin was a little bit older. He's early twenties, right? Basically two high schoolers hacked the CIA and the and NSA and FBI and Miami State Police Office. That's crazy. Which is wild and they did it mostly through social engineering, um which is bananas. 01:01:39 Wow yeah and then does this also like the lime wire time like now this was after lime wire. Okay, well, yeah, it was you know, I mean I just start yeah, starting yeah, that's true, but when this all stuff happened, it was like, but he's like also that time where it's like we were just pirating stuff. You could just download stuff on your computer and you get like crazy viruses and like we would download songs. You make playlists for your my space 01:02:03 Yeah, it's like oh yeah, dude. So you'd have. What did you listen to? Freaking it was silverstein the used like I was saying stuff that I thought made me look edgy. So I was being used to skate the fate under oath right. I just listened to fiddle music. Hey, thanks for being here for this episode of things. I learned last night. If you liked it, there's another episode about Joel Ortiz, who was a sim swapping scammer. 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The Scam Behind the World’s Richest Dog | Gunther VI Ep 328

06-02-26

Episode Transcript

00:00 Hey man, what's up? Happy to be here. Have you ever heard of Gunther the sixth? No, but I know the other five. I can tell you a lot about Gunther for 00:17 oh and that's making you unhappy. It's hard to be happy when everybody goes happy when you look like hitler. I like when I see Alex's eyes kind of light up where he goes a little lines going in the intro things I learned last night. 00:47 go to the six. Let's start here. Actually in twenty twenty one, this feels too recent to be a sixth. You got to quit doing that. I feel like third is the max third is the max. What if what if you're from a long line of people who just keep renaming names? That's bad, dumb wrong should end. If you're from oh, what if you're from a long line? Stop you right there, stop the lie right in the light because isn't it so finish the blood patch of homes named his kid 01:17 Patrick, right? Yeah, and Patrick Mahomes is the second. Yeah, so his son is the third. The third, feel like is acceptable because you don't want to be junior. Yeah, so you name your kid also and it gets you out of being junior. Yeah, now you're at the second. Yeah, you know, yeah, but after that, Patrick Mahomes, the third should not should probably choose a different name. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, or his kid could be Patrick Mahomes, the fourth. That is how that would go or 01:46 the obvious option. Are you? you? These people are stupid. Do you think people are stupid? um well, the option is to choose a different name or 01:58 or he could be the fourth or he could be George W. Bush. He could be is what I'm saying. This is my kid George W Bush Mahomes. Wait, is his first name George W. All one word George W. Bush and it's not a W. It's the word W W, but not it phonetic G E O R G E D O U B L E you 02:25 E-U-S-H. 02:30 George W. Bush people call him W for short because that's the part of that. That's the easiest part that people remember anyways. So in 2021 02:43 in twenty twenty one Miami. A state was left listed for sale. Okay, for thirty. This is the style of house that my wife wants. By the way, tell her how much it costs thirty one million dollars. We ain't got that. ah And so yeah, it was listed for thirty one million dollars and this made worldwide headlines because the seller, the owner of this home was Gunther the sixth and this is Gunther the sixth. ah He's a uh he's a he's a you want to describe this image to 03:11 sure another picture of them. can describe this image to our list. Anyone who's not watching yeah, if you're not watching, he's got a necklace on and he's like his hair is like brownish reddish black, a bit of black. Yeah, coloration big German vibes for sure. He's got his tongue hanging out crazy for a picture professional photo like this. Yeah, so go on about 03:36 I like the idea of leaving the audio listener in the dark like how long can we do that? Like can we leave it not very long because it's pretty okay. He's a dog. He's a German Shepherd. You know why and that's where I'm fine. I'm fine if he names one of his dogs the seven. Do you know 03:58 if he wants to name one of his pups and that's another thing that weird people do is they call their kids their pups. That's why your these are my pups. You know I kind of like that. Oh you know mama bears love doing that with my cubs protected my cubs. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I bet you are you protect them from from all the scary stuff at target. All right, Rarely are those people protecting their cubs from diabetes. I'll tell you what yeah, man comes love diabetes. 04:29 so gunth I hate the videos online or it's like the mom is feeding the kids the horrible stuff. Yeah, I mean it's like help me make here. Watch me make breakfast for my four kids and it's just like stuff. You're like, my gosh, dogs and tricksy and then all the comments will be like the comments will be like good on you for feeding you. You know, keep those babies fed mama. You know that kind of stuff. Yikes. That's the stuff that you're like. Yeah, no, you know. No, yeah, it is interesting like 04:58 You know, you know something interesting that happened to me today actually? uh So, my whole life, I've been like a hardcore show person, so I like hang out at bars a lot, outside the bar, and everybody's smoking. That's something that people in that scene do, they smoke cigarettes. And so it's become a thing pretty quickly where like, it doesn't bother me. 05:20 usually don't really even notice it. It's very normal. No, we need is a total side tangent on your side. But you know how liquid death made water that looks like alcohol that you could be drinking a liquid death and people were like, oh, he's chill. It's a beer, right? Beer because people were like, look, there's hydrate and water. Give him goth water to feel better. Right? We need liquid death cigarettes. Yeah. So what is it? Like, what are you? Is it just like a little like 05:48 It's like a liquid IV. It's like a tiny amount of water. No, I mean like you're doing, you know, you're doing like it's like the clothes cigarettes. One of the movies or you're not doing anything that's like hurtful, but it's just it's just fun to pretend you're just like, but then you don't get ostracized standing outside of the scene. 06:06 Here's the thing, here's the thing. I never thought, I never had a problem with it. I honestly thought people who had a problem with it were kind of weird. I was like, whatever, if you don't want to do life answer, like whatever. like, I don't know. And I've always kind of been of the mindset that like, even like people with kids, I'm like, yeah, they're going to be around cigarette smoke. Like it's part of life, you know? Like you can't really avoid it. Today, I was driving back from the doctor's appointment with my son and we had the windows down because it's a nice day. Pulled up next to his car, smoking a lot. 06:36 and there was this like animal deep inside me that was like you need to go smash that guy's teeth into a steering wheel for smoking near your kid. I didn't do that, but we know, but but it's so like I all like I never thought I would care. Yeah, I could do it. I could smash that guy's face into a steering wheel. Describe the other guy first. I couldn't see him like and then you were like I got to roll the windows up in my car to save my kid. 07:12 you to get out, go back to his window. You crawling over to get out of your password or the bed. I get to roll it. You know, I understand the it's because your car sucks. I know the bit. I know what maybe it wasn't the guy next to you. Maybe your car was on fire like this guy, but then you assault this guy for smoking. I wasn't even smoking your car was so and that's what sucks man. Anytime you're near somebody who smokes like you just smell 07:37 Mm-hmm. Yeah, it's hard to like you can't help but yeah, it's crazy. You open the door and it just wass into you. Whoa. And that's never bothered me before. But now to my surprise, I can't stand it. To my surprise. I really like that happened today. And then I drove away and I was like, huh, interesting. Because I was like, didn't I my whole life. was like, I want to care. I almost went full Mama Bear and I was like the red light. 08:04 it did. It did genuinely make me angry. So Gunther owns a house and this is what sucks. So come to the six. Here's the thing. I know that I'm older than that guy. I don't like when younger people are are further than I am. He's the thing. Gunther the six is the Guinness world record holder of as the wealthiest dog. He has a net worth of four hundred million dollars. Yeah. And so he this is his life. He's got a personal chef 08:32 he has an entourage. uh He has an entourage as a private jet. He's having a little cocktail as a yacht. He has a human attached to him. That guy probably has something to do with the money right, and so he is living. He has a staff of twenty seven. He's got multiple properties all over the world. Sure, uh 08:55 How is this legally? It's not legally in the dogs name. There's no way. Yeah, it is. It's how it's an irrevocable trust. We learned about that in last week's episode. Okay, so here's a story. Here's a story of gut there. I'll give you his story. Is he a clone? Is that why he's the sixth? No, no. Okay, so some people do that. Yeah, that clone their dogs. No, not this, not gunther. Would you do that? Would I clone my dog? No, I are good enough to be cloned. 09:22 He's a good dog. Gunther. What'd you call your dog? Probably not. He's not genetically a good dog. 09:32 He's not genetically came from his let it leave the gene pool. That's horrible. That's a horrible thing to say about your dog. I can't believe you just said that about your dog. That's a little like you just said. I hope that my dog's genes leave the gene pool. You just said that. I hope the breeder that he came from is more responsible. Hey, there you go. That's a better way to say it. Yeah. But it's also doesn't mean the same thing. Um, so ah 10:00 here's the I like the idea of me saying something and then being like I can't believe you just said that I did it. You said that I kid. I believe you just said that so in 1992 there was a woman by the name of Carolotta Liebenstein, Carolotta Carolotta Carolotta Liebenstein and the interesting thing about her is she was a German countess and let me see. I got a picture of her in here. Here she is 10:30 with her dog Gunther the third. uh and in 1992 she passed away and here's the thing about Carolotta. She was a countess, very wealthy woman. uh Her husband had already passed away. Her son was a huge soccer fanatic, wanted to go pro in soccer, played like for a youth like feeder team that was going into a professional team. His name was actually Gunther. He had a dog named Gunther. How do you feel? How would you feel? What do you mean? It's like 11:01 Okay, I'm just out right there. His name is also Gunther. Okay, his name was Gunther. He had a dog out of confusion when she died. Here's the thing. This is all left to Gunther. He's like, that's me and the lawyers are like, but that dog is also Gunther and he's like, no, no, no. She obviously meant to leave the trust to leave it to me and they were like, this is too hard to tell her 11:27 No, so got their gun there. He had a dog and he named his dog Gunther the second. ah But when he was a young man, like early 20s, I've never said young man before, like a young man. It was also a stupid thing to be like, imagine. 11:46 I know I'm I know I'm going to imagine you. You know you go over to somebody's house like what's up man? You don't know gun through that well. You just met gun there. You're like what's up? You guys you met while you were smoking outside and gun well gun there. You know you're not comfortable enough yet. You don't know that well. Yeah, it's your first time at his house. He's like yeah, he's German. It's actually pronounced good. This is my gunter and this is my is my girlfriend Amber and this is our dog gunter 12:16 You're like... 12:22 got there. It is pretty crazy to name your dog. I'm saying that's that's where he's being like. Well, he had a dog named gun to the second obviously and so the cat like you're just trying to gloss over it like that's not an insane person thing to do. Yeah, you're right. You're I feel like that's a bit that we've done in the show before where it's like a I'm Tim. This is Tim 12:48 you're like what speaking of Tim's, know we're too far from the story. Tell it later. All right, I'll tell you later. I'll tell you now. Let me tell you now. I was talking to my dad this morning, whose name is also Tim. By the way, I feel like that's a relevant thing to this is that he's not Tim Jr, because they did different middle names. All right, we're both Tim and then your dad was like your. know your dad was sitting there being like. I hope he names this kid Tim and just name him like a different J middle 13:17 you know yeah, just like there's Timothy John and Timothy James. He can be Timothy, Jay John's. He could be Timothy John, Timmy John Timothy John, can be Jimmy John's take it. I should have named him to that's okay. Dude, you can name your second. I don't know what which is just awful. Oh yeah, this is my second kid. 13:47 Tim, what's your first kids name? Not to yeah, it's not. We actually legally changed the first kids name to not Tim. All one word in O T T I M don't pronounce it. Not them. It's not not them. It's not. It's not Tim. There's a glottal stop in there. Not Tim, a galore stop. That's what it's called. That's the technical term. His name is not go. I'll stop him in O T 14:17 gee, I don't know, as bug a lot. Also, I stopped with it. No, so my dad, my dad's, I don't even know if that's a real word. You just said it and I repeated it. It's a real word. That's lot. That's the influence you have over me. So your dad, Tim, I told me the story today. He's your mom, three siblings, him. He's the youngest of three siblings. I told all named to 14:46 My dad's the youngest of three. He said when he was four years old, so his brothers would have been six and seven. He said they convinced him that if he ate dog treats, like they would make him faster. And he says he remembers like opening up the thing of dog treats and he's like, this smells really bad. And they're like, that's the thing that makes you fast. Like that's why dogs get so strong. He's like, they eat the treats and it makes them fast. And what they would do is he would eat it and then they would go and they would lose to him like unintentionally to convince him. 15:14 And like they sprung this joke along where they'd be like outside playing football and they'd let him score because they're like, well, we got to keep that. We got to the doctor. We got to keep going. We can't. can't. I want to win, like I keep the doctor. What's more important? The doctorate. And he believed that until he was 24 years old. I gotta make me fast. I love. I love. It's so diabolical for a six and seven year old to be like, give him doctorates. 15:43 and then lose on purpose to keep giving them dog kids are crazy. Kids are wild, insane. Okay, so uh so okay, so she's got so Carolotta Carolotta who cares a lot of and her son Gunther has the dog gone to the second okay wants to be a soccer player like gone to the second is the first dog though. Yes, gone to the second stuff. Got it Gunther is the first right first got to the human is the first on third human. Yeah, I got the human 16:13 Anyways, so he wants to go pro in soccer, a big soccer fanatic. uh But when he's in his early twenties, he's third second is the one who made the team. There's no rule that a dog that says a dog can't play soccer or sorry, there's no rule that a dog can't play football. It was there in Germany. 16:39 I know exactly what you're doing right now. I'm so mad already. I'm like pretty bad and it's gonna work on me and I'm so mad about it. Okay, whatever. Anyways, so Gunther and his in his early twenties, he struggled on and off with depression and he ends up taking his own life and so I was a pretty hard pivot. So the mom was such a hard. So Gunther's mom takes in gun to the second. It's really sad that the second has a little puppies and she names one of them gun to the third and then years later in ninety two 17:09 She passes away and she has no heirs. And so she leaves her entire fortune to Gunther the Third. And in that trust, she outlines some pretty like strict guidelines of like what the caretakers of Gunther were to do with And this is where? This is in Germany. Yeah. And so she leaves $400 million to her dog. And within that uh trust, the law said they had to like maintain the bloodline. And so like, 17:38 Gunther the third had to have a fourth and had to have a fifth and had that in it. So right that lineage had to continue on and the money would just continue being passed down through Gunther's indefinitely right until it runs out because I don't know if you know this about dogs. Not great. The earning potential is just really not really bad with budgets. Yeah, super fast though, because the treats because the cheats they eat a lot of treats to the quick 18:07 They're so good at football. Yeah. Yeah. 18:14 get it because because it's funny because like they play like in Germany it's called football right 18:36 Tim is really mad about how funny this is. I don't know the comments are going to be like Jaren's really mean to Tim, which one 18:57 Hey, thanks for watching our show. you like it, a great way to help out is by being a Patreon supporter. Doing that helps make this show possible, but it also gets a lot of perks for you. You can get every episode a week early ad free. You get access to a Discord where you can meet a lot of other people who love the show and actually hang out with Jaren and I every month on a hangout. And we're also in that Discord chat all the time, hanging, talking with people, talking about episodes and just random stuff in life. It's super fun. 19:20 We do, there's a way to get birthday messages, a free gift, merch discounts in there. So there's a lot of really great reasons to be a Patreon supporter. You get a lot of benefits out of it. And it also makes the show keep happening. So if that sounds great to you, you can go to support.tilling.com or tilling.com slash support, uh or just tilling.com and search around until you find the links and become a Patreon supporter. really appreciate you doing that. But if not, right back to the episode, right? 19:48 So in this trust, she outlines like how to use the money. And so like a good chunk of it is going to caretaking the dog. So she literally is like defines the staff of 27. And so he has a personal chef. I don't get hired by this dog. What do mean? You know, how do you apply for who's, know, so it's funny you say that uh he has this whole staff, like the things you expect, like a trainer, a personal chef. 20:13 like a vet, like all the things you would expect, a groomer. There's a vet on staff. Yeah, a vet on staff that takes care of his health. A breeder who's going to maintain the bloodline. But then there's some other things that don't make a lot of sense. One, he has a spokesperson. And the spokesperson was actually approached. He had, for a long time, the spokesperson. And I think I actually have a picture of him in here. I think he is in this posse. Yeah, so the guy in the top left corner, he's a spokesman. Okay. Or spokesperson. 20:41 And he was like an aspiring actor and he had auditioned for some stuff and the auditioning director was like, I actually know these guys looking for a spokesperson. I think you'd be a good fit for that. And so he got hired by them and he's been the spokesperson for like 30 years now. Okay. Speaking for Gunther, guess, publicly. Yeah. It's crazy. They also have like researchers. They've got a team of scientists that are researching Gunther. 21:10 like I was like Brian Johnson kind of stuff like where it's like. Okay, how do we how do we make sure this this this dog is healthy because what happens what if like he doesn't have any errors and then he dies? Well, that's the point that you have the breeders and so the breeders are always maintaining a next to kin for Gunther and so Gunther the sixth is who sold this house that I talked about in twenty twenty one K and so this is earlier. I think the sixth in this picture is the youngest one actually. Oh okay and so 21:38 They always have a series of puppies behind them that will take the fortune whenever uh the current Gunther passes on to the next life. 21:51 so good and then this is so crazy and then in the in the in the trust one day Gunther got an email from God. They have lawyers, he has lawyers and then he has oh him pushing through means something happening. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. He has financial planners that are managing like the finances of the trust yeah and then there is this like key figure ahead in the middle. You saw his picture earlier. Yeah, this guy by the name of Maritio me and 22:25 describe this picture. So this picture is of what's his name? Maritza on me and Maritza. Whatever looking straight out of the camera. He's an older guy. He's got a mustache that is just over the limit. Just I mean like it. He looks like who you think we're talking about, but it's 22:50 but the mustache is just big enough, just big enough to be like, it's not that guy, but it's close. And so, uh, you know, so he's got, but he's looking like, like, uh, like a seriously looking straight ahead, very serious, straight, very serious Italian. And then also being just slobberly licked on the cheek by this dog, which I think is photoshopped. 23:17 in right. I can't. It looks like maybe it's photoshopped. Yeah, I believe that it might not be photoshopped. It might be like retouched like I think like they might have accentuated the tongue a little bit here and added. That's what I mean is like I don't think the lighting on the tongue looks correct to the picture. Yeah, I think it's like this is a solid head shot that they then you know start another tried to put the dog. Yeah, that could that's the idea. This is probably his cover photo on Facebook. 23:47 And so Marithio Mian is the like executor of the estate. He is the CEO of what they call the Gunther Group, which is the company, like the corporation that runs Gunther's life. everything about this company is to give the current existing Gunther the best life possible. And so they got yachts, they got private jets, they have homes in Italy, Miami, California, all over the world and like. 24:13 desirable beachside locations with beautiful views. And then there's like some other things in this dress that are a little strange. One of the things was, I guess Gunther loved music. And so they were supposed to build a Gunther the dog music group. And... 24:40 and so they put it on third the dog music group, so they in the nineties they they can't and the night they try. I went on busy and I trademarked it for seven hundred forty nine dollars so and so it's on the nineties. They tried to put out a house album with Gunther and so it's it's house music, but occasionally Gunther barks on the track. 25:26 I was like I know where I'm going with this bit and it's never to a drop. I'll tell you that, but they 25:35 they in the nineties they put together this this house album and they tried to sell it and nobody would we have any audio of that. I don't have any audio. I might exist out there somewhere. I don't have any audio of it. It was very bad allegedly. And so they tried again in the early 2000s and this time they said what if we make like put together a pop group um where it's like not a boy band because it's men and women but we put together a group of young ah singles and we put together a pop group. So they started what they call the Burgundians uh 26:05 And so it is this group of people ah that we're going to produce music and we're going to tour the world. I'm going to say something controversial. OK. 26:16 All of these people look like they're doing drugs. 26:25 I mean, I'm so serious though. Look at their eyes. Yeah, I'm yeah, you know what I'm saying? Like look at his eyes in the back. Yeah, and then look at her, her eyes on the her eyes over here. Looks like yeah, I'm be honest with you. It looks like they're doing drugs. We'll get there and so and this was this is also the Burgundians because here's the thing about the Burgundians is it wasn't one set group of five 26:53 it. They were constantly auditioning people in and cycling people in and out and sending them on tours, and so you will go see the Burgundians. I don't know how many people ever went and saw the Burgundians, but you would go to a Burgundians show in Atlanta and it'd be a completely different group than was it in New Orleans because they were sending different people at different right there, like twenty people that were in the Burgundians. It's like Santas, very so 27:21 is actually just or the news boys. You know they're always different depending way year you go. That's a that's not the same way you know um and so they uh here's a thing they put together these Burgundians and then they moved to Miami and they bought that house sold and they were thirty one million dollars. They sold it for thirty one million. They bought it from Madonna in two thousand. This is Madonna and the dog yeah 27:52 so that was literally Madonna's house. She bought it. They bought it for seven point five. Yeah, so they made a good pro pay to the order of and that's crazy in that while page, the order of Madonna and then the the signature is a crazy wacky font. This is Gunther and then a little paw print because the dog signed it. Wow, they had this big ceremony and there's the spokesman there with his necklace. Yep, yep. 28:20 and because it's never a list is and so they it looks oh what they're all wearing. I get it. They're very thick necklaces but it's like we're all wearing collars. You know it's like that's the bit. Yeah. So they move into Madonna's house. Yeah. And another thing that was strange about the trust move into Madonna's house is they take these 20 to 30 28:50 20 something singles that are the Burgundians and move them into Madonna's house with Gunther. And there's a line in the trust that, and I think this is because what happened to her son is that they were supposed to use a portion of Gunther's wealth to research happiness and what causes happiness. And there was like a list of ways you do this. So this is what the scientists were doing is they had all these 20 something singles and they basically- saying the singles. That's like the most important thing about them. 29:19 all these twenty something singles. Yeah, okay, it's like a yeah, whatever and so the scientists basically were twenty four seven surveilling these singles. These twenty something just say the twenty somethings. Why is it about how what is about their relationship status that defines? I know. I can't just I can't talk all of twenty something singles. Okay, it's a thirty something married 29:48 so they're watching everything that happens in this house, this guy and like they have cameras everywhere, but they're also like there. So like there's a lot of footage, okay, video footage from the house from this time where like stuffs going on with their bug, I mean so like in the pool or at dinner, they're hanging out for gun beans and in the background you see a guy in a lab coat with a clipboard just taking notes about what's happening. 30:19 Hey, how many? How many mojitos have you had for? Would you call yourself happy or sad? Would you rate your current state of singleness? Okay, and so essentially what they did is they created this imaginary world where they all were getting stipends. So they were all wealthy, kinda like they were living in this. Well, they were all in, but they a wealthy life. They got to live this wealthy lifestyle, getting good stipends. And then they had like every need taking care of them. They had 30:49 healthy food, they had a disciplined exercise routine that they had to do every day. They obviously weren't in the public eye-ish, and so they got to do these performances and shows. And then they would have these big parties that they would throw where it's like they could relish in the party lifestyle. And the idea was we're gonna do all these things, take away all the stresses of life from these people, give them all the fun stuff. Give them everything. And see if that makes them happy and what has the most impact on their happiness. 31:18 Oh, is this episode about to get like real and it's interesting. You said like they all look like they have been doing drugs because like they supplied them with drugs because they're like do drugs make you happy? Yeah, it's the it's the eyes do and like did they pay for her plastic surgery up top or those just like for the picture. She was just sitting there pinching her cheeks. Yeah, the and then this old guy 31:46 and then this old guy, the old guy also lived in the house and so yeah, I gathered that and I imagine that he's taken some liberty with the details of the trust. He definitely he let me see if he's not in this picture, not in this one. Let's see in this one, not in this one. Well, I don't know if I have a picture of her. He married one of the Burgundians. Well, actually he married two the because they got a divorce. They married another one 32:15 That's what I'm saying, and so he was that was pretty obvious. We could tell yeah, you're right. That's fair, and so he divorced the other one because she turned twenty four. You're too. I hate when they do that. Now you're not a twenty something single. Yes, as soon they start dating, he's like, you my girlfriend, she's like, yeah, no, get out of here. You're ruining the experiment. You just got fired. They had these the trust outlined 32:45 these 13 commandments. And so in the commandment was stuff like this. said, you can all have the gods you choose just as long as they don't set upset your enjoyments. Only those who enjoy life will go to heaven. Crazy. And so stuff like that, that's like you do all these things. And so as things like maintaining physical fitness, eating, health, not having any stress. And so like they had to hot. 33:09 Yeah and eat healthy, do a little bit of drugs, do a little bit of drugs and abandon any religious thoughts that you brought into here. This feels like I know where it's going and so life for the Burgundians became what they described an endless festival and so every day was a party like they did have like things that they were supposed to do. They're supposed to work out, they're supposed to eat healthy, they're supposed to go do their press things, but for the most part they just hung around this mansion all the time with all their needs met and just 33:39 did whatever seemed fun as long as they fell in line with the 13 commandments. And let me tell you, the 13 commandments were basically just hedonism. so this went on for years in Miami ah until a handful of the Burgundians started to feel weird about the fact that they were being watched all the time by scientists. And they kind of started- And also what do you do after? 34:03 Yeah, I mean my resume says for seven years I lived at a house in Miami at the behest of a dog. Yeah, I was. I was a research. I was a research research. Yeah, I was participating in a research study run by a dog. His dog was trying to see what makes you was happy and turns out I was never happy. So they fired me. Okay, 34:31 and so yeah, so so yeah, so the backyard agains are like we don't want to do this anymore. 34:41 so yeah, so this kind of a bunch of them leave and take like to the press and the press is like there's some weird stuff going on in this dog's house and so they didn't sell the house, but they moved back to Italy and they live full time in Italy. The dog, yeah, the dog and the staff, the whole staff, the dog and they try it again and they were like, all right, we're going to be an American, 20 something singles, a new group of Italian, 20 something singles. 35:12 Hey, thanks for listening to this episode of things. I learned last night. If you liked the show, you want to support us, we've got merchandise that you can get and it's good stylish stuff that I made. put a lot of work into this stuff, so it's great to find other tilling fans in the wild and be like, wait a minute. I know that shirt. And so yeah, we would love for you to do that. You can pop over to shop.tillin.com or the QR code or there's a link in the description. There's plenty of ways to find it. We promise we made it super easy. So thanks for supporting the show and thanks for listening. 35:42 and it's the same thing. It's the same scheme. The one thing that changed though. Well, I guess there's two things that changed one. uh They put it on TV in Italy. It was like a reality TV show is like watch all these twenty seven singles try to be happy and science. Science tests are watching them. Okay, like it was like real life, weird life uh and also a dog owns the house, uh but then they gave them these neckless guys. What about this is crazy. What if we do like the real world? 36:15 but it's like a dog owns the house like a real world. It's not like the real world at all. Okay, okay. Is there anything else to the idea? No, you're not. No, you're not getting. let me close. Yeah, got that part, but like you like walk me through it a little like flesh. I don't think we're a good fit. 36:39 So they take this show to TV. And then they also, all the Burgundians, they gave them these necklaces that were pretty big medallion type necklaces. And they kind of looked like, remember those Simon Says games? They kind of looked like that where they had different colors and that was like their mood. And the scientists were watching them and moving the colors. Well, the scientists were watching them and they had remotes and they would move their necklaces to change like their, I guess you could call it score. 37:06 And so what they had to do is they had to get the happiness one to the top, like the most lit and so they were everything they did was to try to get this thing lit all the way up and they would just wear it around all the time on this show. Okay, so someone else observing you is to being like not enough and then you go it's like doing you're like oh no. Oh, I felt pretty happy about that. not happy enough. I guess I'm not very happy. How's your day going? I 37:35 I was. It was pretty good until I saw this thing. The but the light go down pretty good. I pretty good. I guess with the light like if you look at the look at the thing really great, a really great day to this day there to this day. They're like at breakfast with their spouse and like how you doing? Oh hey, hey Tim, none of these got married. They're at breakfast with their friend with their long time live in partner because now they are all afraid of getting married. 38:05 so they do this. Meanwhile, Gunther goes around Europe and buys up a bunch of soccer teams ah yeah like and and he's a great negotiator. You wouldn't believe it dude. He buys this as soon as he's in the boardroom. People are like who you can have and then they just like their guard is that then someone goes hey, here's the deal and they go. Well, that's not a good. Oh, you are a good boy. You are. Yeah, I think it's like crazy deals dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 38:34 it's the secret to sales. Yeah, there you go like the book. This have a dog with the book. The secret is the whole book and then the end is like oh yeah and forget everything else. Just buy a dog and bring it to negotiations um and so he one of the one of the companies he bought or I guess one of the teams he caught but was the piece a cult calcio, um which is the women's football club there. It was a very popular club and 39:00 Gunther became the president of the club and they had the whole teams and that year they actually won the championship. It was like a whole big deal like Gunther on the dog team wins the dog team wins. It was a true life air bud. It kind of they had it backwards. He didn't play on the field. He had to in upper management. Yeah, he had the whole thing. It was up in the suites. I should every day the dog owns the 39:25 the dog owns the team. It's not air, but air by the dog plays at a local youth. You didn't know this dog is a ruthless deal maker. This dog owns the Dallas Cowboys. I don't know how I can make this more obvious to you. You're not getting it. It's just seeds of this dog freaking cat brains to fire. Oh God, cutting players, cat brains and 39:52 Then the following year after the championship, there is a little bit of a scandal. One of the players on the women's soccer team, there is this big press interview. There is a very controversial politician who's running for office and she kisses this politician and this press release and Gunther was so offended. He sold the team backed out of his endorsement of the way. What? This was a real thing. This is a way. What? 40:18 what happened? Say it again. So one of the players on the team I was trying to make a joke that Gunther Gunther made like I was gonna be like and then Gunther tweeted. You know I was I was trying to think of a joke to say for that and then you were like someone kissed someone who kissed who so so one of the players on that women's soccer team the the piece of calcium she was at this like press briefing and there was a very controversial politician who was running for office that 40:48 a lot of public despise and she kissed him at this press conference. and Gunther was deeply offended, so Gunther sold his shares in the my mouth, kissed him, yes, mouth kiss. I didn't know if it was like a kiss his cheek or something. Oh, I thought you bet like she used her mouth to get so I was like what are they gonna kiss? He thinks we're dumb. By the way, Tim is always the kind of person who's just like am I the smartest person? He straight up just thinks everyone's around him dumb and he's like yeah, mouth kiss 41:16 Yeah, of course, she you think I was just used her mouth to get some done. What else? What else is she going to use to get them? So now, so yeah, so she kisses this politician gunther's deeply offended. Okay, sells the team. It's this whole thing. It's a huge got it and he puts out this big press briefing of what year is this now? um I don't know what year this happened sometime in the two thousand sure um and so he's going around. He's going around the basic moral of the story. 41:45 is they're doing these weird experiments. He's going around the world buying businesses and properties and starting things. have. Well, because they have to expand that money. You can't just live out, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's investments going on. so and they also have this. What's the word I want to use? They have a breeder they're using and the breeder is breeding a bloodline for um for Gunther. And it's not just like they're getting one, they're getting 42:14 awful like puppy mill, essentially of Gunther's yeah and then they're choosing the top of the pack to be the sure there. The rest of them become like competition dogs and so like they're competing in these these god like the pre yeah. So yeah, you watch the best show movie no oh you watch best in show. Oh, that's that ass Disney Channel movie. No, no, it's a no. It is a it's an improvised movie and it's uh 42:43 you know Eugene. How do you say it? Levy, Levy, Oh really? Yeah and Catherine O'Hara and in this is early two thousands and they've been working together for a long time and it's best in show. It's like it's like the Thanksgiving dog show and it's a bunch of improv. You'll know you'll improv. Yeah, you'll know a lot of people. I didn't know it was improv. I mean I've heard of this movie like I've seen it. Yeah, it's improv the way curb is is improv. 43:10 yeah. Here's what's happening scene, but there's not a script most yeah. Most of the dialogue is just made up. That's fun, interesting. It's a I mean it's it's every wash it a lot. It's fun, Eugene's teeth yeah, it's in a crazy yeah, but and they do the same bit for modern family where like everywhere they go. You know people I forget her name and I forget Catherine. I hear his character's name, but they're always like I think it's like Trudy or Judy's and like yeah Trudy. You know in the modern family with like player 43:40 Yeah, they do the same bit. It's fun. That's fine. like that. Yeah. So essentially the picture I'm trying to paint is is Gunther's all over the world, flying in private jets, riding on yachts, multi-million dollar properties, buying multi-million dollar companies and doing these like large transactions, not just transactions, like events like they're throwing galas and they're doing like big public appearances with politicians and celebrities and it just like larger than life. Yeah. Lifestyle for this. 44:09 dog and appearing on TV throughout the nineties. There's there are segments where Mauricio appears on TV with the dog and they do these specials all over the world, like not just uh in like local like in Italy or Miami. Like they're going globally to appear on TV show. am that mustache man. I mean he really he is a really looks like he looks like it at all. 44:33 he looks too much like him to be like I'm going to trust some mustache like grow the full beard out. He looks he has the same facial shape. Yeah, yeah. Do we think that that's what certain 44:49 What are you trying to say here? Are you trying to say, don't think that that's like, might be a second. And then in 2008, have you heard of Lichtenstein? No. So Lichtenstein is a very famous tax haven. Okay. In 2008, there is the famous Lichtenstein tax scandal because a disgruntled 45:19 bank employee leaks a bunch of documents from Liechtenstein exposing uh all of the worldwide elites who have hidden their money there. Money hidden in Liechtenstein. And something very interesting that comes out in this is within Liechtenstein, the banks there, Mauricio Mian has an account worth $400 million, but he's not supposed to be rich. The dog is supposed to be rich. He is just the handler. 45:48 and so Marizio this guy bleeding the money well over the course of a couple over the course of almost a decade, very slow journalism was able to track down this story line uh to then in twenty twenty three, a group of journalists put together a documentary that is now on Netflix called Gunther's millions. It's a three part series, pretty good documentary. Is it worth it though? 46:16 I hate when I watch three parts and they go, that should have been a 90 minute. It is worth it. I will say I also hate when I watch a 90 minute and I go, that should have been three parts. No, it is worth it. It was, it was, was really good. One thing I will say we're a family from podcast that wasn't a family friendly. Yeah, of course. Yeah. And the stuff in the, the, yeah. Also when I say family friendly, this means we're not cussing. It doesn't mean I like your family to be clear. Family friendly comedy means like, I'm not going to say inappropriate stuff. It doesn't mean I like. 46:44 I'm not like, I'm friendly with your family. Yeah, you know, I actually I'll say it. I hate your family. 46:52 don't know what this bit is. I hate them. uh And so throughout the course of that documentary, and basically a decade worth of uh investigative reporting, it comes out that this storyline of the German Countess is completely made up. There is no Gunther I who took his life. There is no Countess. All of it is a complete fabrication because Maurizio was the heir 47:21 to a pharmaceutical uh corporation. His mother owned this massive pharmaceutical conglomerate and he was the heir to that empire. And when he inherited it, his mom did not want him to have to pay taxes. So they were going to put this into the tax shelter in Liechtenstein. But they realized that that was tax evasion. And so to try to throw people off of the scent, they created this fictional countess. 47:51 Carefully done. 47:55 And they grew with this storyline of the younger Gunther. And in the storyline, he grew up with Gunther. He's close friends with Gunther. And that's how he has the relationship and his name's the air, because he knew him and he knew the dog. And so he was placed over the job to take care of him. And then they made this trust. And within that trust, they were like, we got to make it really weird. So everyone just thinks, oh, this is a really eccentric multimillionaire who wanted her money to go to weird things. So they created this massive, crazy trust. 48:23 all to hide his wealth that he inherited from his mom, so he does not have to pay taxes on it. Oh my gosh! And he thought... These are the lengths that people will go to, by the way. And he thought, if we just make the storyline weird enough, no one will look into it. And it worked. And it worked for so long. For like 30 years, no one looked into And then he actually, he got caught as a byproduct of another thing, though. Yeah. Like someone wasn't investigating him and found that out. No, no, yeah. It was somebody who just was disgruntled employee, leaked all these documents. 48:53 And that's how this ended up all coming out. And what's really interesting in the documentary, they interview him, they have the whole thing. There's a lot of stuff that goes on. And then they bring up Lichtenstein and you can see he's doesn't want to talk about it. You see he's like angry. Oh, he's in the dock. Okay. Yeah. And you can see, he doesn't want to talk about it. They interview like his ex-wives and they're like, need to talk to him about that. His lawyer, like the staff, no one will talk about it. And then it keeps coming up. And then eventually they bring it back up and he's like, okay, I'll talk to you about it. And he basically just confesses the whole scheme. 49:22 and he's like he's like yeah, like this was a tax evasion scheme and like in outlines how there was no gunther. I was wondering was the dog paying taxes no, no, absolutely not social security number. There's that that's the benefit is a dog can't sign anything on their own. A dog, a dog sign that check to Madonna. I saw a dog side that checked on my bad. 49:48 I was going to be mad for a second. I was like this guy stealing from a dog. No, no, the dog was just the tax. Hey, this guy just likes German shepherds. Yeah, well, and here's the crazy thing is no one in the house knew no, none of the staff. There are staff members who are like I started to be curious about what was going on. The lawyers definitely knew obviously because it's like their job is definitely new. and their staff was like I started to have some some questions about this. 50:13 and what it basically and he just like surrounding himself with young people. This whole thirteen commandments thing in this whole happiness study was really just a way for him to fund a actual lifestyle yeah and he could act like oh I'm just doing what it's research wants to do. I'm just what the dog wants to do and what it is becoming kind of sad. The dog wants us to kiss 50:41 I mean if the dog wants you to kiss me, I mean I guess if the dog wants it, the dog would like us to get married. 50:51 the dog now the dog wants us to get divorced so because he wants me to marry her. The dog says you have to give me five hundred dollars. I don't know the dog said I'm as that is when I'm just doing what the dog said. my job is do what the dog says and it is actually when you as the story goes on actually becomes kind of sad because he struggled with depression throughout his life and Gunther in the story. 51:18 was actually like an alter ego of him. Yeah, and it's like the happiness study probably was him trying. It was him trying to be like, how do I become happy? Yeah, and so he was trying to pay a bunch of people to make him have wow. That's so he was. don't feel bad for him at all and that crazy. I hope I he spent his whole life. That guy spent his whole life hiding his money somewhere and trying to find happiness and I hope he never never finds it. Here's what's crazy. Here's what's crazy. Well, I'll tell you two things that are crazy. We got out of here. Yeah, I know. Hold on. I got to show you two things. One uh 51:48 All this stuff came out and nothing happened. Guinness Book of World Records took back their record. from Rich's Dog. You're going to keep that record. They're like, oh, it was just the guy. A bunch of like. It was just the Hitler lookalike. We all think that, buddy. all thought you did. You know what would help you? You know what would get you happiness? Shave that thing. Shave it off. The mustache. The reason you're unhappy is that people, they first see you, everybody sees you and they go, whoa. Whoa. OK, you're not. You're not. They all go, ah. 52:18 and that's making you unhappy. It's hard to be happy when everybody goes well, I'm be happy when you look like hitler. So 52:32 saw this. like to see Alex's eyes kind of light up where he goes. I was a little lines going in the intro. All this stuff happens. Guess what a roll records revokes their thing a bunch of like newspapers and news companies. They come out and they're like hey, sorry we reported on this stuff. We didn't look into it close enough RB and then nothing else happens. He doesn't get in trouble with the government. He doesn't have to pay back taxes. There's a tax. Everybody's the ways that things were structured. Yeah, everyone's just like whatever man and so now he has a house in La 53:01 And he's doing it again. He's got the House of Gunther. It's a content house in Los Angeles and they're out here making TikToks. And I don't know what his obsession is with trying to like create this like media thing. Wait, I know. I know. You know this house. Have you been there? No, go. I know the guy on the left. I go to play pickleball together. Do you I don't buy this. Yeah. Why would that be real? 53:25 I don't know. You just recently met a guy. You've been playing pickleball with them, so I haven't got nobody was possible. That's the best thing about the and so the documentary is the documentary ends. The credits like start to roll and then it's like and then it stops and it's like I'm trying to is this the right? Can we stop rolling and the filmmakers like yeah and so for sure gamers are off and so he's like he's like I'm trying to figure out the right time to tell you this and he's like but I like the breeder. We're not breeding the dogs. 53:55 clones. And then that's end of the documentary. 54:01 And so like I haven't been able to find anything verifying that they're clones other than he was just like yeah, they're clones Yeah, is the cameras off? Yeah, the cameras off. We're cloning them. Why is that? We're cloning them. I don't know how to tell you this. 54:25 Well fiddle off yeah, are we done? Cool. Hey, I wanted to tell you since we're done with the episode I was gonna tell you about another episode we did about Ida Wood who's a rich lady who hid her finances and she literally had just like zero boxes full of money and stuff. Yeah, we're not recording right? Cool. So if we were recording I would have said like something about Patreon, but you could share this episode that helps us the most. You don't have to financially support us, but you do have to share it. 54:50 Otherwise Gunther will be mad Gunther the dog told you to this episode.


Imagine a dog with a private jet, luxury homes, a personal chef, and hundreds of millions of dollars. It sounds like something from a movie, but for years people believed it was true. The story of Gunther VI captured worldwide attention because he was supposedly the richest dog on Earth. Yet the deeper people looked into the story, the stranger … Read More

God Told Me to Build a Theme Park | American Heartland Ep 327

05-26-26

Episode Transcription

00:00 Hey man, what's that dude? Oh wait, I am happy to be here. Good, good. Yeah. Have you ever heard of uh the American Heartland theme park? The American Heartland theme park? Yes. This is that that's a wait. Is this a no, no, no. Yeah. This is a place that doesn't exist. Yeah. This is a rendering. Yeah. This is what they were gonna maybe try to do in Oklahoma. Is that what they were doing? Yes. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Yeah. And is it, is it not happening? Well, it's not 00:30 Done. I'll you that. I'll tell you it's not done. Yeah. But what park is, you know? What dream is done? You know, like it's never it never is the dream never is. That's kind of what life is. Like no matter how hard you work, no matter how far you go, you're not done yet in the worst way. OK. 00:52 There's an old guy who looks happy and it's because he was rich, but like, you know, he his money, they paid him to leave and he turned it into 100 Pizza Hut franchises. And you know what I did with the money the government gave me? I bought Texas Roadhouse. And that's why I want to die young and sad. And he gets to be old and happy. Things I learned last night. 01:23 so it's not done yet. Yeah, so the American Heartland theme park. um I think let's let's take it to the top of the story. I think yeah, yeah, Explain for the listener who doesn't know what it is. Yeah, in July twenty twenty three, there was this like press. I like this was a cove and idea. I feel like this was something that they were sitting around at home. You know, you know, when people had cove and ideas, people were locked in their houses. They're getting six hundred dollars a week. We were. I was blown in on Texas Roadhouse. I forgot that they did those six hundred a week. 01:54 wasn't it? I mean maybe, maybe you were because you weren't making money from like a job. No, no, no, no. How much was the, was the, what was the extra stimulus on it? I think it was, I don't know. It wasn't every week. I think it was like two $1,200 checks. No, no, no. That was like, but yeah, on unemployment because I was unemployed. Yeah. Unemployment was different. Unemployment was getting, we were getting like 600 bucks a week. That's crazy. I was, and so and you know, if I go back in time, I would have saved a lot more of that money. 02:23 ah But um you know, so this feels like an idea that like they were sitting around doing nothing. Yeah. And they're like guys, yeah. Disney in Oklahoma. I think it's 02:39 Kind of maybe is it in Oklahoma? I don't know where I'm. Yeah. Yeah. So July twenty three. Yeah. A group of developers held this press conference at like a like a hotel like a holiday in conference hall and this press conference they basically unveiled these this master plan for the American Heartland theme park. Yeah. And the plan while this conference first of all the investors look like what you think they would look like by the way. Okay. I'll describe them. 03:08 So they're standing in front of is that like a full model? They built out a whole physical model. Okay, yeah. Yeah. So it's pretty big. And that's what I'm saying. It was like they were like Walt Disney did this. So we did it too. Yeah. No other theme park has built this model like this. And so there are seven people standing, all of them just old white people. And and then there's one guy in the middle who got a spray tan for this event. 03:31 and then the guy next to him is, think representative Billy Long from Missouri. What he looks like. You know who Billy Long is? No, let me even see Missouri's representative Billy Long is from me. He represents my district. Oh, that looks my home district. That does look a lot like him. I look like him. Let me. He looks like a guy who would have owned a rate like a horse racetrack. You know, yeah, pull up a picture of Billy Long. 03:59 because the reason Billy Long's famous. I'll wait to you a picture pulled up of him. I saw him. I looked him up, saw him and compared him to that and I was like this guy might actually be involved. No, no, I know that I don't think I long. I know he's not here. I'll grab him. Hold on. Yeah, grab really long for me. That's not yeah. I'll grab them all grab them. Yeah, 04:25 Okay, I hate crying Billy long. Here's Billy long. Oh frick. I don't know what uh stretched out here. Honestly though, it's what I mean. It didn't. It's not like it did an unjust injustice to him. Here we go. Here's a yeah, that's what he looks like. So Billy long is the representative from like my area in Missouri who is famous for he's an auctioneer. 04:50 Yeah, yeah, that's what it's in on the and but he's in Congress multiple times doing auctioneering done his stupid little auctioneer voice. Yeah, we're like hey, whatever they do and you know go to school for that in that crazy and so this is what he looks like. So anyway, he looks like an oil tycoon. You know, he looks like he looks like the bad guy in robots. He looks like he looks like if they remade Sandlot and then 05:19 there was like a rich company was going to come in and build a theme park on top of that ball. I like that Santa and then he's like the developer. He looks like Doug Dimmadome. He doesn't do that. They don't know of Dodge or whatever. I don't know what did him stone Doug Doug Dimmadome over owner of the Dimsdale Dimmadome. Yes, yeah owner owner of the Dimsdale. Yeah, you know, like the local fat rich guy anyway, the local. Everybody's got one. 05:48 Every town's got a local fat rich dude. So yeah, so that's the crowd. This press conference, they open it with, they had someone uh sing America the Beautiful, obviously. And then they came out and they kind of like introduced everybody and then they introduced their grand plan, which was the American Heartland theme park. Which this park is kind of crazy in like scope. This was gonna be a thousand acre project, which to put it in perspective, 06:18 Disneyland uh Anaheim is 150 acres. So this is unbelievably massive. Wait, how big is Silver Dollar City? Silver Dollar City is 61 acres. So this thing is gigantic. Oh my gosh. ginormous park. And it's located just outside there a bigger theme park? uh Well, I mean, if you take like the Disney World footprint, that's bigger. Well, yeah, but that's five theme Yeah. 06:46 the what I should say, and this is maybe a little misleading. So this project was outside the small town of Vanita, Oklahoma. Yeah. And so if we look at that, know where Vanita is. I'll show you is Vanita, Oklahoma. I do know where I'm not joking. I know where it is because it's on the forty four corridor there. Yeah. So this is about an hour north of Tulsa just up I forty four found this out just a second ago when I was like, I didn't know this. Vanita is this that the the travel stop. Yeah. The yeah. But the McDonald's that goes to the highway, it's not a McDonald's anymore, but 07:16 Yeah, it's a common go. Well, it's a maverick. Things are changing. There's a subway up there. I stop with this quite a bit. Yeah, this place is cool. Cool is yeah, this place is cool. Okay, uh but if you look so Vanita is a small town and then I forty four is where that little Wal-Mart or not Wal-Mart McDonald's is yeah this SMG standard materials group right around this is where they bought the plot line and you can actually see the time of this satellite image. 07:46 See that little square like of concrete across from that? Like right across from the SMG materials group? is... You mean like down or... Straight across the street. Oh, okay, okay, okay. That is like a construction parking lot that they built. So this the time of this photograph was when they were starting. They were starting to build it. So this is like the footprint of it. So you can actually see this. Oh, wow. And so the idea was there was going to be directly across the street from that quarry, the three ponies. It's still going to exist, by the way. Yeah, yeah, 100 percent. 08:14 and so they bought these two plots of land here. One is the three ponies RV park and so it was going to be a massive important again, cove, an idea and a lot of people were in RVs. We should make an RV park. Yeah, actually that's you know, you know people. Okay, I'm not going to talk about about RV people. My answer RV people, they have a they have a pickup truck. Oh yeah, I have an RV and they I mean that's what they had. So they spend their summer they 08:42 They can send us magnets. around in the RVs. Yeah. I mean, it sounds fun to just RV around the country. Like, sounds like It sounds fun. It's one of those things where it's like, I feel like it'd be a good little weekend. I don't know that I would make that my personality, you know? But I can see why people, some people do. It's fine. I it would be awesome. Like if you didn't have kids, if you were like, if you're like retirement age, get an RV. And if you worked remote, it would be so clutch to just go drive somewhere, hang out for like a week. 09:09 work there sounds like you want to do fan somewhere else work that yeah. It sounds great anyways, so the RV Park was going to be is going to take up three hundred fifty acres of the like pro yeah, and so that was going to feature seven hundred fifty RV spaces and three hundred cabins to stay at. They were also going to have a three hundred room four star hotel and resort water park thing. Okay, that was going to be if we pull this back up. That's where the three pines is 09:37 the three ponies is just the RV park in the cabins. And so over on this other plot underneath the quarry was going to have the hotel and then the park itself. So the park itself, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Ends up only taking up a hundred and twenty five acres, which is still twice the size of, so yeah, which is about the size of, Disneyland and I got you. So the park itself is, is a good size park, but it's not, this is more for RV enthusiasts. Well, if they more for really need a 10:07 way to get people there because the closest international airport is an hour away, so they're like we need somewhere for these people to stay right. So they were building this RV park there and so they were probably trying to cut the distance between Joplin and Tulsa. I mean because Vanita is about forty five minutes, Joplin is a major Metroplex. It is glad we're on the same page and so they this this park was everyone makes fun of Joplin and I'll tell you what they hate that 10:37 They do not like that. Yeah. So I think anybody would hate getting made fun of. Yeah. Nobody's like, I'm glad you're making fun of me right now. I know some people are like, you know, no, no, no, no, no, no, love. Small towns are like small towns are like, you know, we exist. That's okay. Yeah. Joplin is always like the ugly step sister of Springfield. Yeah, it's pretty, you know, ugly steps sifter of literally of everywhere else. Yeah. And so, ah 11:02 no, like Joplin. So like, you know, I was on staff at a church in Joplin. Yeah. And that was a big struggle that we had. Yeah. It was, you know, post like their post tornado 2011. Yep. Tornado happens. Uh, and then all this attention's on Joplin. Suddenly like the news is talking about Joplin all the time. Uh, there's a bunch of money flooding in extreme home makeovers doing several different projects in Joplin, right? Like it's a, it's a, know, and then one day all those people just left and then Joplin was just like back to being 11:32 Joplin yeah, and so when we came in to launch the new campus of our church, there was you know not explicitly said, but you could feel like the you know how long you guys gonna be here. Yeah, we don't really yeah, that was the vibe. It felt it felt a little weird anyway, but you also kept making fun of them. So they were like we also every week we're like hey guys, welcome to yeah. 11:56 Well, just drive forty five well field. I don't know why you're here two hours the Tulsa. What's wrong with you? Why you here? Why are you here? I'm an hour. It's like an hour an hour to Tulsa. Why are you here? So and then they they outline the park. The park itself was going to be six like themed lands um and each land would would have like an anchor ride. That'd be like this big grand. What are the six themes? So there's liberty freedom of speech area. 12:25 freedom and it's area. They just let you do. They let you say say whatever you want here. So Liberty Village is like a classic Americana downtown hometown USA area. This is what I love about theme parks too, is that we're not willing to do this in our actual cities. We're just going to create theme parks and let you have a walkable town that you're at the 12:46 pay a lot of money to a lot of experience. Yeah, yeah, and then you're like and oh you miss what I didn't have forty mile an hour cars. We're going to hit. Did you did you miss when crosswalks were there? Did you miss when all of your needs were kind of like all in the same kind of area and general stores exist? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, let's let's play pretend park. Let's I love the theme parks are just playing town. You know, yeah, that's exactly what's happening. Yeah, 13:12 uh And then and then they were going to have so here's an aerial shot of it. So there's Liberty Village. I mean a wild looking place. Yeah. And then they would have the Great Plains which I don't know which one in here is actually the Great Plains. I'm kind of looking around to figure it out. I can't tell. But the Great Plains is exactly what it sounds like. They would have like it. They almost had like museums and exhibits of like animals and things like that. I like Great Plains themed right. Be that friary up here then probably maybe. Yeah it could be. They also had Bayou Bay which is this like 13:42 Swampy Louisiana type vibe. Swampy big, big Timber Falls, which Big Timber Falls sounds pretty sick. It had like this big, uh, call this like a timber water coaster. I don't know what the Alpine coaster. Yeah. Anyways, so big, a big artificial mountain with a water ride in it. And this was supposed to be like Pacific Northwest. Um, and then they would have, uh, Stony Point Harbor, which was like, like, um, uh, the Northeast. 14:09 and then they were going to have Electropolis, which is a little bit of a break from the vibe. But this was supposed to be like an amalgamation of all the world's fairs. And so there would be all these like crazy. So let me just run them back again. Let me just run them back again. Name them again. You had Liberty Village, Main Street, Great Plains, Frontierland Bayou Bay. It's also in like the Frontierland area. Yeah. The Tiano's Bayou. 14:38 Big Timber Falls, which would be in. I would call that adventure land, but sure Stony Point Harbor. Well, Big Timber Falls is yeah Stony Point Harbor Matterhorn Electropolis Tomorrow. They were like what if we just slightly changed Disney's I P just a little bit uh and so not even a lot either like not even a lot just like 15:06 yeah. What do we call tomorrow and you know we can't yeah really Billy long. We can't do that. can't do that and so and then there's a train that goes around the whole park on the park. Yeah, that's a revolutionary idea. No one's ever thought of that and then at uh Electropolis that's on the left there. You can see the tower. There's a big like that's a big Tesla tower, but it's one of those drop rides big Tesla tower. No, a Tesla tower is no 15:34 That's what Tesla's famous for. Well, Tesla's famous for a lot of things, but one of the things he did is he built this really big, I always mix up, I think he was AC power. He was either AC or DC, Edison was the opposite, and Edison killed him and got everyone to use his stuff. But what was crazy about his tower- Edison did what? Killed Tesla. And what was crazy about Tesla's towers is, in theory, what he was trying to do was wireless power. So he'd build these big towers that were supposed to broadcast 16:04 energy wirelessly, which sounds awesome insane. Sounds awesome. ah I don't know if it were. If theoretically it worked and I heard about a technology they're trying to do where they're going to put satellites up there and you know up there above the flat earth. They're going to put satellites up there, but they're gonna they're going to collect solar. Oh, I know exactly what you're talking about via satellite and then figure out how to shoot that 16:33 So I know exactly what I know exactly what you're talking about. Oh great company. You you rent sunlight and no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no I saw that like where it's like you can just you can be like I need some sunlight. It's a mirror that just shoots sunlight to wherever you're at right now. Yeah. So if you're get your neighbors for you know, the idea is if you're running a farm, you can give it sunlight overnight if the daytime sunlight wasn't enough or if you have solar farm. 17:00 then you rent this and then it just has a satellite that goes and tilts the the mirror to you. So then you just have this acre of sunlight in the middle of the night. Yeah. And it's actual sunlight because it's a mirror. It's insane. I mean like but here's what I'm OK. That's a different idea than what I was hearing. I was hearing they were going to have like a satellite that collects the power solar and OK. OK. OK. And then they can convert that to a signal that they could send that to Earth like 17:28 really through satellite send energy so them. We would have satellite energy gathers up there instead of trying to mirror it down to our solar panels here. Interesting. I don't understand. They figure out how to do that or it like a slow figure out how to do that. I mean the conspiracy theorists will tell you yes and that's why Edison killed them right because Edison one. It's like Stanley Myers water car. Yeah, yeah. Edison was making too much money off power lines and sure test. His idea was kind of you know. I don't know what I don't know the full story. This is what I studied 17:58 Okay, but anyway, so they have a Tesla Tower. They have a Tesla Tower. That's also a Tower of Doom. So it's like it doubles. Sure. And so also a ride that they made up. Nobody else has ever done this before. What if we what if we did like a a it drops, you know? Oh, good idea. yeah, that's a good idea. So this concept, they unveiled the whole concept. They tell you all about what they're going to do. They introduced their team. This is actually really interesting. This all go 18:27 kind of backwards through this list. The first guy I'll show you, this guy is not an investor. He's like an executive in the project. His name is Steven Hendrick and he ah is a significant, like I guess legitimacy person on tab on the team because he is a former Disney Imagineering executive. So he actually built Disney World. Of course. Or I should say one of the people who helped build the right. Well, at least they got somebody involved. What do you mean by that? 18:58 I mean they're ripping off all the ideas from dizzy. The least they could do is get somebody who actually actually knows. Yeah, that's fair. You know and I don't care. By the way, I don't care about rip offs by the way. You know, I don't care at all. This whole podcast is a rip off of Sam Manila or whatever. That guy's YouTube channels never Sam and they'll whatever Sam O'neill or whatever that YouTube. Oh, so many of our topics we do take. I hate we don't take top. This is what I hate is it's wild. 19:26 because we just cover stuff that happens. That's what I say. So like people be like, yeah, you got this from salmon. No, I got this from the happening. I got this with the thing that happened. I'm pretty sure they did too. Yeah, this is a thing that happened. He didn't make that up. He didn't do that. You know yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 19:53 Hey, thanks for listening to this episode of things. I learned last night. If you like this show, we would love to see in our Patreon. It's a great way to financially support the show. We don't make money from this. It just helps us to pay the people who do make money from this. Like Alex and Robert, her editor and maybe one day, one day me and Tim, maybe one day, know, but only if you join, only if you join, we can't wait. We can't get paid until you pay. Can't feed Tim's kid until you join. He's so 20:35 So he was kind of a big legitimacy add to the right right right, because he's an imagineer. He's an imagineer. They sat next to it. I don't know if they want me to tell you this. I sat next to a person who worked for Disney and I don't know if he knows that I know this. They're not allowed to talk about it. Well, he was on his tablet and he was like he was he was on frame I O yeah and giving feedback on you know it was the outline of the the Florida Castle. 21:00 and they're doing the light projector stuff. Oh yeah, the little white does. And so he was like circling like this dinosaur needs to be bigger this, know, that's and like and I was just, you know, I was looking at his screen and I don't care. You were like, you're like, hey, I think the dinosaur should be small straight up. in the middle, I was doing the whole thing where I was like 21:19 like dinosaur and then if he caught me, I pretend to be asleep. You're like dinosaur should be bigger actually, but I don't and then I he would be working on it. I go much dinosaur should be much and then I took everything I saw there and immediately emailed American Heartland and I was like do I have a show for you? What if we did a light projector show on the Tesla Tower? Maybe put some dinosaurs in there, maybe some dinosaurs, but they should be bigger. Whatever you're bigger. Dinosaur. No, it was cool to It was cool. Yeah, that happening 21:48 and so they they introduced him also Disney bottom of Delta comfort plus seat, not first class and they have the money for it and I was a little. I was offended on his behalf. Yeah, I was like you shouldn't be sitting next to me. You should be with the pores. Yeah, you should be with the moderately on poor. You should be with the less a little less pores. The people who are a little less. Don't give them a private jet. Just circling. know this guy does for a living is circle nine as a word. Yeah, yeah, I just 22:24 I don't think we got to keep going. You can give a thought. You're right. Yeah, okay, so I felt like I got a sputtered out and I can see you trying to be like I got. got one more. I can do it. I can figure out another thing. No, I just let it go. It's good. That's good. I was gonna do like a thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, so they they introduced this dinosaur. I kept going with it. Okay, keep going. This having Steve on the project 22:52 was a big legitimacy, but sure then they introduced their engineering team that they hired for it was the same team that worked on six flag parks. Oh, so another legit, yeah, like legit people and then they introduced. uh Let me see. Well, we'll go at this. A guy by the name of Larry, will height Larry is a former pastor from Branson, Missouri, yeah, who left his practice as practice, who left his church, left his church and he was at. I know his church. He was that, go ahead 23:21 he left his church to become. I guess like the director of the mansion in Branson, which is a theater in in Branson. This is I'm realizing now that I have this is float flow and that's interesting that you did that 23:39 but pull up the mansion because the mansion does the despicable me thing. Okay, I don't know what you'll know. Exactly what I mean when you see it. I'm pretty sure the mansions where I'm thinking of that does that. I think maybe it's the Andy Williams theater that is at the mansion. I think I know what you I think you know what I'm saying. I've seen it before and now that you're saying that I think I know what you mean. Yeah, I think the mansion and I could be wrong. Maybe you are now, but I think the mansion is the biggest theater in Branson. I I believe so. 24:07 trying to find like a site and sound is probably bigger right. I don't know. I mean I have a picture of the interior. You want to see it. No, I want to see the exterior. I'm trying to get one out of them are strategic. I'll tell you what because the building looks ugly. All right. Well, I couldn't find it. There's a bill. There's one of the theaters in. think it, I think it used to be the mansion at least then I can find the extra that it had like the exterior. The building was painted like the blue sky 24:36 to make it seem like but it never it never looked like it looked the same. It never looked like it was the sky. You could tell. Oh, they're trying to trick you into thinking you're looking at the sky there because they all have these big facades. Here's the mansion. I think that back white that they back like the what might call it Alex the 24:58 What do you like whole life system on the whole fly system? That's they keep all their fly. think that you ever notice you go to the theater. There's no shut eyes in the so I think that it's the fly system. I'm going to do the comedy on the part. There's no fly, but they maybe you can find on a way back, but they that back area of the theater, they used to have it painted blue, so it just looked like the front mansion part. That makes sense, and they tried to put clouds on it to be like it's their sky. Yeah, 25:26 Branson is or or maybe this photo is what I'm thinking of, but it just looks like the sky. Maybe maybe that whole thing is just the back of the building. No, they I remember as a kid always being like that does not. That doesn't look like this guy. Do they know that doesn't look like this guy? I want to go rig. It looks like Andy's room in Toy Story. Yeah, you know, I'm talking about where it's like that's a wall. That's that's fake. So this is this is Will Hyde, Larry Will Hyde. Yeah, this is him inside the theater. 25:54 Yeah, and he left his job at the church as a pastor to run this theater. He doesn't know he runs the theater. He's like the director of the theater. He's done it for like twenty years and then there's a guy by the name of Richard Slanskis. uh He is like an outside. He's an executive producer on the project Slanskis and he has experience and and 26:18 the theme park industry look at him do starting. I'm not even like he's he's the guy who's like his hair is not that color. You can literally see the line of the die. See I'm talking about you can see it zoom in on that. Can you zoom in on that? See me on this, but yeah you can't zoom in you can't out a crop in a Robert can Robert on Robert. You know what I'm talking about. You can see the line of where he died his hair this color 26:45 and it looks like he does it with a sharpie yeah and so and this is this is slans kiss yeah. If he turned out to be a nice guy, I apologize, but uh you know it, you know yeah yeah. So this is lanskis he has experience in the theme park industry yeah and so he came in to help with that. What's his experience operation city? No, he has experience in parks that ah never opened uh 27:13 But they didn't talk about that at this press conference. And then there is a guy by the name of Gene Bicknell. Gene Bicknell is the financial provider for this company. What do think he did based on this image? He's a farmer. about this image? this give you any more ideas? Is he a farmer? 27:35 No, he actually owned over a hundred pizza franchises. Yeah, dude, he's an old guy who looks happy and it's because he was rich, but like, know, yeah, he, he was, he grew up actually in uh what's it called? Pitcher Oklahoma. Is that right? Is that what's called picture? No pitcher pitcher. Let me, let me, I doesn't matter. He grew up in Oklahoma. No, it does matter because I want to talk about it. 28:03 This is a town that we've never I've always wanted to do an episode about it, um but it's there's not really enough content, but picture it's north and imagine that there would be it's north of Miami and this town is really I'm not okay. Whatever is it really yeah. So they pronounce it. No, they do not in Oklahoma, Miami. That's how they pronounce it. Oh my God, that makes me unreasonably mad. Okay, anyways, uh picture is an interesting town because I make you man. 28:32 Because it's dumb. Because it's dumb. 28:37 Do you know why I'm baiting him right now? Oh, is that not real? No, they're just you know, lot of the towns in Oklahoma are named after Indian. Oh my and so is that now, so now you're looking at this stuff being like that's stupid and dumb. I just wanted to bait you a white guy into being like that. So that was fun. You're the worst picture. Pitcher was like a turn of the century town that 29:08 I guess was probably a company town uh and there it's just covered in mines. And so I'm going to I'm throwing some screenshots in so you can see this. And in I don't remember exactly when but the collapse all the mines started leaking uh toxins into the water supply. so it actually the state of Oklahoma started paying people to leave because it was too dangerous to live in and picture Oklahoma anymore. 29:36 and so he grew up in this town and so today he took his money. They paid him to leave and he turned it into one hundred pizza hut franchises and you know what I did with the money the government gave me. bought Texas Roadhouse and that's why I want to die young and sad and he gets to be old and happy. I look how happy he is so picture Oklahoma here it is from far away. So those are all the minds. It was just oh wow in minds yeah and as we zoom in 30:06 this town. There are, think last I heard, which was about a decade ago, there's I think less than ten holdouts who still live here, but the whole town, if we zoom in close, like it is just decrepit, like everything's run down. It's yeah, like all the all those houses are just are just like decrepit falling apart abandoned town. Yeah, and it's a big town. It's kind of crazy. I've always wanted to go anyways. I wanted to do an episode about it, but there's not enough to cover it. It's a till and road trip. 30:35 Yeah, we can add it to the red shirt, but he grew up when your kid finally goes off to college or whatever. Your kid's not going to whenever your kid 30:47 I've I've met him. He's not he's not very smart right now. There's no way there's no way he's getting to college. So he grew up in pitcher Oklahoma, which is not far from okay, Anita and he went to the war and then he came back and and when he came back he bought his first pizza franchise because that was something you could do with a war salary back then and then went from there and built. 31:14 built his empire sure and became a billionaire and so he's a very wealthy man. He owns the mansion and so him okay, I work together for the three horses is a reference to this. I so that's actually probably true. I've never seen someone say that, but you're probably right. Actually, yes, the three ponies ponies. Yeah, I three I gear. Yeah, it's yeah interesting. I've never noticed that, but yeah, nobody said I wonder if there's a significance to those out front of the mansion, but anyway, he just likes ponies. I guess yeah, 31:44 So they unveiled this whole team, they unveiled the plans, they unveiled the uh model of it and they have smoke come out and there's music, really dramatic reveal. And then at the end, the end of it, Will Height leaves and they close the whole presentation and he just does this, it's not a mic drop because it's a podium with a mic, but he tries to do a mic drop so he just opens his hands out like this and backs off stage. 32:13 and then like they play wait, Larry, the older guy like got Larry, but the Larry old past Larry will high. um He's just like he's like and that's the American Heartland. He's just like backs up state and I'm not exaggerating when I say they played the main theme from the nineteen ninety six movie Independence Day. What is the confetti? What's the theme from independent? It's not 32:41 hype. It's like a it's like a score like it's like yeah, it's not. ah I think what I genuinely think what happened is their creative team was like we need another like American song. They're like what's an independent like they found this. It's called Independence Day. 33:05 And like, that's the sun. didn't know that it's that's guess. No one wanted to look even a little bit into the movie. And so ah the thing about this, though, is there immediately was a lot of questions because this is like a two billion dollar project. And they claimed this was in what did I say? July twenty twenty three. And they claimed that they were going to have all of this open by the end of twenty twenty six. 33:33 which is a preposterous timeline. Right. All right. They said by the end of twenty twenty five, three ponies was going to open and then shortly after that, the park would open as well, which is insane. They also the location doesn't make any sense. It's a gigantic theme park. Yeah, they estimated they would have four point nine million visitors a year, which is barely less than the entire population of Oklahoma. Also, and this is really important for you to understand about that. 33:59 a stretch of forty four. It's a toll road with zero exits. Yeah, yeah, yeah, there are no exits. Yeah, like that gas station is your last chance to get off the road before you go an eighty mile strip all the way to Tulsa with no because it's all reservation right. Yeah, that whole that whole plot. Yeah, yeah, which is also anyways they they and so the airport's an hour away before they would have built the. mean to be fair like so Disneyland is pretty. I mean 34:28 it when and when when they were buying all the land in Florida. There was nothing. Well, that was the argument that they made. The argument was that there was some development will happen around this. Yeah, there was a there was some people who raised these concerns and Steve the Disney guy was like, yeah, nothing was in Orlando before Disney and now Orlando is a vacation hub right and so he's like, this is what we're going to do to the need of Oklahoma before they would have built this part. You know, before they would have built this park, the only 34:57 like nearby hotel was in Veneta. It was a holiday and express. That was it. That was all that that could support. So but they would. And this is interesting. I haven't mentioned this in the top left corner. You can see the hotel and the hotel is actually in the park. Right. You can't get to this hotel without going through the park, which is an interesting design. I'm sure they would have an interesting other side. I don't know. That's not what they said. That's what they said. What they said is like the idea is like you're a part of the park, like you're staying in the park, kind of like the Bass Pro shops. 35:26 but if Bass Pro Shops was a hundred twenty five acre kind of like the best, I don't think it's kind of like that. No, but like you know Disney California Venture has the the Grand California. Yeah. And yeah, you can go either. But this is I think this is I think the idea is you're in the park. Well, that won't work. Yeah. I said so ah the other the other big issue with this is they said is going to be this year round park, but it's like in Oklahoma, Oklahoma, which this area is also a floodplain. 35:55 and then yeah, it snows in the winter and then there's a pretty big deal that happens in that area quite a bit. What is it? 36:09 tornado. Yeah, yeah. It's like it's like smack. This is gonna get destroyed by tornado. It's big time tornado land, which part of the experience honestly, like you go to the Great Plains. is a ride that they have that like they'll just slingshot you into a tornado. That's like a really fun. Yeah, he doesn't have that. You could only buy it like there has to be a tornado happening like so like you got to wait for one. It's rare. It's a 36:35 but it's a special. That's what makes it more valuable. Yeah, it's a special. We'll pay the money for it and so they they had this whole this whole event. Months later they had the ground breaking ceremony. So the whole team, I mean it is like prime tornado spot too. That's crazy. It couldn't be more. It could not be more tornado alley. Yeah and so 36:58 a few months later they had this groundbreaking. I love groundbreaking. Oh it's so goofy. It's so dumb. They all put on the hard hats and you're like, is that shovel going to fall out of your head? 37:10 they all wear the hard hats for the stuff except for like two guys who were you know the Disney guy was like I'm just going to hold on to it and then the freaking undertaker on the end down here was like no, I'm not wearing that. I got a trench coat and a cowboy hat. They're like golden shovel and I love the Pizza Hut guy who was like I'm not taking this ball cap off. I'll just float the hard hat above it and there's two. It's too big. You got to get an odd job hard hat job hard hats 37:39 And so they had this ceremony, they had the gold shop. Yeah, they do all their logos on it. And there's like local politicians. Everybody's excited. And this was like a huge deal for the town. Like Veneta. Yeah, there's nothing else there. Veneto was stoked. A bunch of the people who had land around it were selling land. Locals were buying up plots of land, hoping like as an investment property. Right. Local restaurants were taking out loans to like expand the restaurant to be capable of like serving a larger population. This was like a huge boost for the local economy. 38:08 And so then the construction companies came in. They put up this cool sign that said the park is coming soon. And then they... said it's a cool sign? And then they built this. This is a gravel parking lot. Construction, yeah. Which is for construction. Yeah. And they put in a construction office and prepared to begin building construction here. And then nothing happened for over a year. And there was... 38:37 A lot of, I don't want to say uproar. Unrest. Unrest is a good word. A lot of the local officials were like, hey, what's going on? What gives? Like there was this big promise and nothing's happening. And so they had this like local town hall where it was like, you guys got to tell us what you're doing. And they showed by the town hall and Steve comes in and he says, yeah, I know he said we were going to make more broaders by now, but we haven't. And I really, I got to apologize. That's my fault because I went to our engineers and I told them, Hey, we need to. 39:08 Re-consolidate some things and it changed the plans and it's slowing us down. It's got to set back a few months, but like we're going to be able to move forward. No problem. This is a Ponzi scheme. 39:19 And so so he kind of bides their time. He's kind of bides their time a little bit with the local city council. The city council seems a little frustrated, but they're like, OK, whatever. There is some like state and city investment that's going on in this as well. And if I need a city council there, mean, there are no one to scoff at their sharks. Yeah. Yeah. They rode their horses into the meeting. There are three ponies. Yeah. And they sit around a circle and they go. 39:49 What are we gonna do about this boys? You know, I hate that. That is where you do it. I said it like that. now it's like, that's what I hate, but I hate that. It's like, making it look like I that. What you talking about? They all, they drove out in the back of their, their Ford pickup trucks. They put the tailgate down. They cracked up with some keystone lights. 40:14 and they sat on the back of the Ford pickup and they were like, what are we going to do about this? There's no city council hall. It's just like I'm saying they all meet in that in that construction pad and they sit there and they go well skies turning green. 40:32 you better. I better get under our trucks better. Hi, yeah, not go home. Let's not go home. Let's let's you know, it's too late for that. Let's crawl underneath our trucks. That's right. That's what they say you need to do. First of all, that's not what they say you should do. You clearly 40:48 he grew up in Colorado. All right, what you're supposed to do is find a ditch. You got to find a ditch and a ditch and pray honestly. That's why you should not get under a vehicle. That is not what you should be doing. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, you don't do that. Don't do that right. Get under something bigger like a semi yeah. 41:09 so and then a few months later, would I fit on? I would not fit underneath my car. You want to try it? Oh, your car's not here. Yeah, I can you fit under your car. I can fit under mine because you're a weak little small little boy. Was that all? Was that all that all? Look how weak and lame he is dude. He can't even gather his breath. 41:35 a tiny week as long I whatever so like a few months later oh 41:52 Oh boy, am I sick? I sure do need Tim stones. Get well quick trick. And what is it? It's simply chug an entire gallon of orange juice. Wow. I forgot. And then this shirt reminded me, I'm so glad that I have this shirt as a public service announcement, a public health service to other people around me. Do your part. Get this shirt. 42:21 shop.tilland.com 42:29 So once later it is the news that the construction companies have put out liens on the organization because they haven't got paid yet and so that's why they haven't been doing anything is because they were not getting paid. Yeah and so now it starts to become a question of like what's going on and so the lean sits few months go by or I should say over a year goes by. So now we're two years away from the gold shovels. Yes. Yeah and so 42:57 What year is this now? is 2000, this is 2025? Yeah, so I guess it would be, so let me get the dates right. So October 30th, 2023 was the groundbreaking ceremony. then in May 2024, as those liens came out that those liens were up against the company. And in, let me see the date, July 2025, a lawsuit is filed in Oklahoma federal court, alleging 43:27 Rico violations, allegeding alleged, allegeding or he go violations, fraud and intentional infliction of emotional distress from Jean Bicknell against his two partners. Yeah, this first photo he did look a little bit like he was a cutthroat kind of guy. The second photo he looks so much happier where he's just like, ah, yeah, so this is a grandpa. This is a suit first photo. He looks a little bit more. Yeah, he looks like he looks like he's like 43:56 Yeah, he looks like get out of my before I pumped your guts full of lead. Okay, but he's he is suing. Oh, he's suing for emotional distress. He is suing Larry. Oh hi, no, no, he's a good guy. We like him and what did I say this guy was a close Richard Salinas Richard Salanskas and I said he was sketchy on site. So I said as soon as I saw that guy, I was like this guy emotionally distresses the elderly and 44:22 we get these court documents. Didn't he just let me say that these court this guy emotionally distresses the elderly. We get these court documents and what we find out from the court documents are they is it over is over the course of a few years going back to about twenty twenty one. ah No I'm Lancer and will height have been emailing gene Bicknell. Oh no from an account from an email account pretending to be now wait for it. 44:52 God and telling him telling gene that God wants him to build this park. Oh, and telling them him that because everything that he's all the wealth he's amassed is a gift from God. He needs to empty the storehouse and give it to the next generation. Almighty God at gmail.com. 45:15 oh my and so and this there what's that? What's the term for that uh pig butchering there? Oh, fattening the pig. Yeah, they're doing that to this guy. Yeah, so they spent years building them up to convince him that God wants to hold on. on. Oh no. Oh yeah, that's why you weren't laughing at my little bit. 45:41 Yeah, I was joking, but they were doing they were using an old guy. Yeah. So so here's what happened. Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait. Okay. Yeah. Tell us what happened. Here's what happened. Oh my gosh. So a little bit about Rick. I feel so bad. This guy sucks. I you know what? No, no. Zoom in again. Robert show us his sharpie hair. 46:05 This guy abuses old people. This guy stinks. What a crazy plan. So these two start emailing this Oklahoma billionaire pretending to be God. Yes. And they're like, hey, God's telling you to invest all your money into this theme park. Yeah, yeah, exactly. That's exactly what's happening. And so let me take it back a little bit to tell you a little bit about Rick. Rick. Oh, Sorry. Let me take a second to process. I'm hot, dude. It's crazy. So Rick. 46:33 I don't know if you hold by the way. I don't know if you see this bus behind him, but it says the dream vision company, the dream vision company looks and also to be clear, ripped off the paramount logo and dream vision a little over decade before this had proposed a series of parks in Texas and Alabama that the renderings are not as great. 46:57 I actually love this art style like I would I would love to have because they feels like a 90s story. But well they sell like these paintings of Disney and I'm not a Disney adult but like those I mean like we like it but like those are the things that I would allow there's there's lines that I draw. I don't want a bunch of like we have Disney mugs coffee mugs whatever yeah. 47:20 my wife came home with a with a welcome at one time. That's when I was like to that's advertising the neighbors. Yeah, we can't have other people see it. Yeah, as long as you like it quiet. This art style like I like the original layout of Disneyland. Actually, I love I like that the bar Gatsby is opening a theme park in Nashville. He's reopening like the opera land kind of trying to do the night land stuff and it's a fun like vision. Yeah, and so I like this like watercolor painting thing. 47:49 So this concept is there would be a land that was kind of like Louisiana like a bayou. There'd be like a Pacific Northwest land. There'd be like a new land. There'd be like an old school and they were proposing this for where. So this was going to be a series of parks. And it was this idea there's going to be one in Texas and one in Alabama. And in Alabama they actually planned it. So I think this is the Texas one. They've got like some I don't know what that is like a cast or something in the middle. Yeah. 48:14 But in Alabama, you're spending a lot of time on this now, but you've just told me they're abusing this old guy. And I really want to get to that part of centerpiece. The centerpiece of this park was going to be an artificial mountain that was going to be a ski resort in Alabama. And they were going to have artificial snow. You could go skiing. Sure. That'll work. And so long story short, they had proposed this whole thing, did the did the whole presentation, whatever. And then a couple of years into the project, it fell apart. And his business partner went to prison for 10 years, federal prison for securities fraud. He got out of it. 48:42 Cause he was like, I was just creative director. wasn't a part of any of like the financial side of this. didn't run that. And so all of that goes down a couple of years later, he meets Larry Wilhite. Larry has been for 20 years working with gene, a great relationship. Everything gene being gene is, is it the big now? Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. He's been working with him running this theater. 49:07 Oh, that's right, because Jean owns the mansion. That's right. And going into 2020, they had dreams together of turning the theater into like a TV and film and animation studio. is the monster. uh So they had the dreams of turning this theater into a film. I want to physically fight these people. And 2020 rolled around. They had invested a lot of money to build this and it fell apart in 2020 because they didn't have the cash to float this dream of the TV studio, the film studio. And so that like new branch fell apart. 49:36 and failed and it was kind of like this big hit to both Larry and Jean. Like they were pretty upset that they couldn't pull that off. And so this is terrible. This makes me so mad. So Rick meets Larry and together they come up with this scheme. Yeah. They basically are like hey like Rick's like Larry he trusts you. You've been working together forever. Introduce him to me like let's let's like build this concept. And so at the time Jean I mean we need to remember we saw this picture. Jean is a shrewd businessman. Yeah. And so he meets 50:05 Larry recommends him, but that's not enough. Like he meets Rick and he's like, let see. old is Gene do we know? ah He is at the time of this. I know what he was in 25. So at the time of this, he would have been 88. 50:19 What do you get out like that for? Because I feel like I know where the story goes. um I know what he was. He would have been. He was 88. Yeah. And so Rick meets meets Jean. They have a business meeting and and Rick paints the picture of what he wants to do. Jean's interested. But Jean's like I got to know more about what you're trying to do here. Yeah. I got to know more about you. And so I said do you have any references I can I can speak to? And so he's like sure. And so he sends him 50:47 uh the email of a reference, someone he's worked with. Gene reaches out to the email. God. Gene reaches No, just ask this guy. He knows everything. He knows everything. So he gives him the email and it's supposedly some guy who works at Disney that he's done a bunch of projects with. Gene reaches out, emails him, uh but it's just one of Rick's email accounts. Yeah. And Rick fakes this whole like letter of recommendation. And what's really crazy about this is this came up in this case. 51:16 ah The reason we knew it was Rick's account is because Rick from all of his personal emails, he starts the body of the email by handwriting out from him to whoever he's writing to. And then he does the body because the email doesn't already have that from and to line. He like hand writes a from and to line in the body. He puts that in all of his emails and all of his emails because he's kind of Yeah, because he's weird and dumb. Yeah. Yeah. And so because he did that, 51:42 they could trace the other emails back to him because from who does this God to gene is that in the emails? Yeah, that's exactly what he was doing. No, do we have any of the God emails? I don't have any of the emails. It's all in like this is an active case, so I don't have any of the emails, but in the emails, easy, really holy crap and so so they propose this. When did this all break? What is this? The the the last year, July twenty, twenty five, the lawsuit was filed while I twenty, twenty five. 52:12 I can't wait for this documentary. so so Rick basically establishes the legitimacy with him. They want to work together, but nothing gets kind of set in stone. Yeah. And over the course of a couple of years, God emails Jean and God basically convinces Jean that that he needs to invest 100 percent of his wealth into this project. And furthermore, he God God 52:41 in air quotes, convinces Gene of what he calls the triune concept. And he says, just like the Trinity, like none of these things work without a triune engagement. And so these emails convince Bicknell that even though Solanus and Wilhite weren't putting up any financial risk in this, they should be 33 and a third partners with him. And so they are immediately getting to share in what if went through would be a multi-billion dollar. 53:11 concept ah and so oh my gosh man. So they move forward with this ah and they begin building building the project. This is the stuff that you find out your parents have done by the way, like your parents get to like, you know, it's like it's one of jeans kids who's just like I'm sure we'll get to that, but it's like you just find out that your dad is like emailing God and you're like wait what yeah and then like all of your inheritance is gone. Yeah. So what happened? 53:40 Oh my gosh. I feel like that tight in my chest. They start building this project. Also my body. And he, from the very beginning, he just started wiring the company millions of dollars at a time. Four million, six million, seven million here, like just millions of dollars. For the contracts. For the contracts, yeah. And from what he understands. And over the course of a year of the project, he wires $48 million into this company. Oh no. And he starts running out of money. And so he's emailing them because 54:10 He's like, hey, I actually defaulted on my bank account. I don't have any more cash. And he's like, I don't have any more cash. So I had to take out a personal loan to continue to fund this. So he took out a big personal loan to fund his life and to continue to fund the project. And what they had found out is Gene was a billionaire, but he only had 60 million in like what assets left because he is old and he recently established a trust to pass on to his heirs. 54:37 where all the money was tied up in this irrevocable trust. And the way irrevocable trusts work is they're irrevocable. No one can change them except for the person who made it. And so Gene's the only person who has control over this trust. So Gene starts getting these emails. So this is the middle of this project. This is when they're meeting with the county council. So this is 2023, 2024. Yeah, they're meeting with county council. They've got liens on the business because they're not paying. And the county council is like, gives? And they're like, we're 55:06 We're just that we made some changes to plan. It's not working right because because now he's running slow on now. He doesn't have cash Yeah, so now he needs to change his trust. Yes, is this when did he start getting emails from God? So he got emails from God like in 2021 and so it was like okay big build up to this point and then this point he gets an email from an account called sister Katherine nine on nine and this is a fake none that right of course and this none reaches out and it's like hey we have been an intercessor Katherine none on none 55:34 and so this this none reaches out and it's not a non. It's it's and the nun reaches out and it's crazy. It's not yeah. We all knew that it's not a nun. uh Yeah, we're all on. We're on the same page and he gets the email from his nun is not a nun. Go, keep going and so the nun is like hey, we've been in who's not a nun. By the way, it's right in case you're dumb and you're not following the story. 56:03 She's like, hey, me and all my sisters at, I think they called it Agape Abbey, we've been participating in an intercessory prayer for you. And we feel like that God has a message that he wants us to give you. And over the course of a few months, this nun convinces Gene that God wants him to change the trust and remove all of his children from being heirs to the trust and move the entire trust into the corporation. And this... 56:31 obviously creates strife in the family. This is how his family learns what's going on and so his family is like what are you? What do mean? You got an email from a nun? Yeah, well, I got an email from God first. That's what I'm saying. God has it. And this is just like this ruins Thanksgiving one year because they're just sitting there and he just brings up. He's like, I gotta tell you something. 56:53 I've been emailing God. What do you do? mean, like, do do it? It's It's not funny. That's just like I've been hard for the comedy thing right now, but like because that you just bring that on your kids. yeah, and so he's gonna find out about this and obviously like this creates a lot of tension in the relationship and they're trying to figure out what's going on, but he Catherine sister Catherine now convinces him that I hate when you do this in stories. By the way, we're it's like an hour now. 57:20 And like we did so many tornadoes, stupid bits and Disney bits and all that stuff. And then they go by, by the way, this guy was emailing God. Well, there was a lot of build up to get to the God part. does make the payoff is so worth it. But oh my gosh. And so, okay. So Catherine is like your children are our weapons of the enemy. They are trying to stop you from fulfilling what God wants you to do. And so he cuts his children out of his life to be able to move this trust forward. And what's really sad 57:48 is there's actually emails in this court filing that show that he starts emailing Sister Catherine out of like being like, hey, this is like really hard. Like he's like, he's like, miss my kids. Like I feel like I'm, doing something wrong by them. Like I'm hurting my family. Like I'm in financial distress. And so, and Sister Catherine is like, you're doing the right thing. Like convincing him this is what he's supposed to do. So he's in the middle of changing all this stuff. Oh my gosh. And in, let me see. In July of 2024. 58:17 Gene Bicknell suffers a massive stroke. ah He doesn't pass away, but he is incapacitated in the hospital. And while he's incapacitated, the trust documents aren't done. But his next of kin are now able to access what's going on because he's incapacitated. That's right. And that's where they learn the scope and scale of what's going on. And so then they work with lawyers to begin the lawsuit process. And a year later, they're able to go through and put the together. so they actually, the suit that they put together is crazy because 58:47 They didn't just go like, isn't just elder abuse. This isn't just fraud. This is a RICO about uh a violation, which is the racketeering. Essentially, this is organized crime is what they're calling it. And so this trial is ongoing. We don't have a conclusion to this yet, but it does look like because of some of the things that have happened over the course of this case, this is definitely going to be bad for Larry. It's going to be way worse for Rick because we have emails now. 59:17 that can be tied to Rick in both events because of the from and to line and then also the nine oh nine and the emails he was doing in both schemes and so he's like got almighty nine oh nine yeah like he's doing these things where like he got off scot free from that last Park thing. The other guy got ten years in federal prison and it's almost like he's just like I could do it. He's like yeah, I got away with it once and so 59:43 Oh my gosh. Rick made out with a little over a couple million dollars. He was siphoning money out of company. Larry pulled about 400,000 out. Not enough, honestly, if you're trying to do this. Have they been arrested? Steve pulled a little over a million out of the company. I don't know what the... Wait, the Disney Imagineer guy was in on this? Yeah. Was in on the scheme. Yes. Not just like... I don't know how involved. He got a million dollars out of the company. But that's also... Okay, but that... 01:00:12 that also was one of those things where it's like he he might think he's doing legitimate work. That's a big fear. I have actually is that this whole time you've been scamming me, but like you know he like bad, but like he could legitimately be like yeah. I mean I'm I'm doing work for the park. Yeah, I'm paid to do the work for the park and then now now it looks like like he's a part of it. Yeah, you know yeah. I don't know. I don't know. We don't know until the whole all the dust settles on that. Lawyers dig through that. Is gene still alive? 01:00:41 I don't think, well, let me, I don't know. I do know you had the stroke. I do know you had the stroke. I do know he survived the stroke. Today, I don't know if he's still alive. I've seen like recent reporting on this event. So know I'm hot, dude. That makes me so mad. That's crazy. But needless to say, the park is canceled. It's not going to happen. Right now it's just this little piece of gravel in. 01:01:05 The knock-on effects of this are pretty huge too, because remember I said all these businesses took loans. the whole town invested for this, what they thought was going to be a big boon to the city. And it ended up being a massive scam. uh And so it got me thinking, um not too far from here in Oklahoma City, they just recently announced what is going to be the largest tower in the world. 01:01:31 And that's also a scam. just kind of makes you wonder why would you build this in Oklahoma City and like who's paying for this? Why? It just seems too good to be true. Yeah. Just like this park. I don't know. Construction is a good business to hide money in. It's very easy. But last night I texted you because earlier this year their trademark expired and I want it. And so I texted 01:01:59 it costs a lot. It's above our threshold seven hundred. He texts me and the screenshot and I went to the website because he takes me a screenshot. I don't know what the websites call like there is a brisby or whatever busy and Bize and then sends me a screenshot and in his cart it says seven hundred and forty nine dollars and he goes. Is this worth it? No other context. 01:02:23 I was like I literally I said I can't tell you what this is, but is this worth it? And it's like if you go back and listen to our old old episodes like before video, I remember buying eighty dollars of like astronaut ice cream and been like oh, I spent eighty dollars on this bit and that was and then Tim was like oh well if Jaren spent eighty dollars on a I could probably spend eight hundred. Here's the thing I'll tell you what our business makes a little bit more money now and and 01:02:51 we could afford this and if we do, could make merch with the logo. could make merch with this logo and it could say, God told me to do it. I just got an email that said. 01:03:04 Me and the nuns say you should not buy that trademark. Well, the nuts told me also the nuts told me we should fiddle off. Hey, thanks for watching this episode of things I learned last night. If you like this one, there's another theme park that was kind of similar called Freedom Land USA. It was a park in New York that they tried to make. They were trying to make New York's Disneyland and it failed. So go check that one out. The link is somewhere. It will have it in the description of the episode as well. If you're listening, I'll please share this. Please tell someone about the show. It's our 01:03:34 I keep doing these state of shows and every time I meet new fans who are like, you know, I found the podcast in 2021, my friend sent me an episode and so it really helps us grow. So if you want next week's episode right now and you are joining our discord and we do monthly hangouts, please join us on Patreon. That's a great way to support the show as well. And we'll see you on another episode next week.


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Is It Wrong to Be Filthy Rich? | Limitarianism Ep 326

05-19-26

Episode Transcription

00:00 Hey, let's perform. Let's perform. Let's perform. Let's perform. Let's do a podcast. Let's do a podcast. Let's do a podcast. Let's do a podcast. Podcast. Podcast. Let's do a podcast. Let's do a podcast. Let's do a podcast. Podcast. Who's the kid that keeps doing pushups and wants a shout out on YouTube? Do know who that is? 00:29 Yeah, what's his name Ethan or something? Yeah shout out to your push. Yeah quit He's like I'm push-ups until I get told hello or whatever. You should keep doing those Because look what happens if you don't 00:44 Things I learned last night. 00:52 Yeah. All right, let's get into the episode then. Have you ever heard of Ingrid Robins Robins, probably Robins, I think it's road. I would guess it's about R O B E Y N S, not Robins Y N S yeah. Okay, Robains Robains, maybe Robains. This is her. Let's play a game of. uh She is a editor at a newspaper. Interesting. She seems to me 01:20 and if I were to see just this picture and I was going to judge the book by the cover, I would say she's like like a I think she's British right. I would say she's a founder of like a weird kind of creepy biomet company. Sure, so to me company. Okay, so for audio listener, she is wearing like a trench coat. Well, we only see like shoulder up, but she's got like the flap of the coat up over her chin a little bit, yeah, and she's looking back over her shoulder. She's got glasses. She's probably middle age woman, you know, 01:50 Yeah, and uh and she's got graying hair, but not gray. Yeah. And she looks a little bit like the current prime minister. Oh, I can. Yeah, I can see that. Do you see her on time? Well, yeah, I can see that. Here's another photo. I don't know if this gives you any more of an idea. Same vibes. To be honest, it's just her doing her, you know, her her face on her editor hand. I think an editor, I think an author of some some sort opinion at all. 02:19 Okay, she's just is she a speaker? No, I think this could be this. This all could be the same to what about this one? You're just doing the thing. Well, she is British, though. She is European. Yeah, definitely. Yeah, that's I thought. Tim, just don't show me four more. Okay, sorry. oh I was showing you pictures of her. Yeah, so she she you're close. She's an academic. Okay, he's a PhD. She works at the University of Cambridge. 02:45 Another Cambridge, guess I didn't connect the dots. Those did look like professional like, yeah, professional would be on the back of an of a yeah. So she's probably written. Yeah, she's got a PhD. She's definitely written. Yeah. Yeah. And she what's interesting is like she originally got her like her career route and academics was economics for a long time. ah she kind of got disillusioned with economics and then shifted to philosophy and specifically ethics. 03:13 and so she went through like what are you looking at me like that for? I just feel like you're choosing topics that set us up for some crash outs and I'm not excited about that. She was studying economics and then just felt like maybe she should look at ethics. I don't know if that's a good set up for this, but okay and you know I could tell you more about her history, but honestly the whole reason to talk about her is a couple years ago. She wrote a book that has become a pretty significant book. Okay, 03:43 a slightly controversial book and it is called Limitarianism the case against extreme wealth. She was a girl. You go. I just I just feel like you're really setting us up here man. Okay. All right. 04:07 for those listening. It's a piggy bank, but the piggy bank is freaking huge, a small little tiny pig face on it. Yeah, they're just a limit. I ran ism. Oh, you know what? I think I've heard of this concept. Okay, but I'm like, okay, let's get into that. Yeah, yeah, the case against extreme wealth and it should be noted should be very clear when people talk about like wealthy people. Everyone's always like yeah, but my my friend's dad is wealthy. No, if you know that person, they're not well. 04:37 I'll tell you that right now. If you know that you're listening to this and you know them, we're not talking about. They're not. Well, they're not the same brand of wealthy. Yeah. So this book is exactly what it sounds like. It started as a research paper. She wrote this research paper, very heady, very like dense philosophy and economics because she has both of those experiences. um And that got a lot of uh interest in like academic circles. And so she got approached by publishers to be like, hey, 05:05 do you want to make this for a general audience? And so that's when she put out this book. And the book is interesting because you kind of expect reading it that it's going to like propose like a whole new like economic model. But what's interesting about it is it's not really, uh, Hey, this is a better economic model, like communism or capitalism. This is like a moral philosophy of like, it right? 05:32 for there to be people who are extremely wealthy. Like, is that morally okay? And towards the end of the book, she proposes some political measures and some actual economic theory to it. But the majority of the book is just an ethics book, really, which is very interesting. It's an interesting angle to take. I think it makes it, if you read the book, I think it makes it a little bit harder to write it off wholesale. 06:00 I think there's a lot of people who did you read it? Yeah, I think there's a lot of people we've talked about this before. We have. I read it like two years ago, I think. Oh, really? Yeah, I read it a long time ago, like close to when it came out. I didn't read it. But the the the people who discount it or like are vocal about how much they disagree with it, are they often compared to communism, which shows that they 06:28 didn't read the book. They don't understand what it's about or communism also true. They just like big scary word yeah yeah yeah communism has kind of become like the big bad wolf for capitalism and again we're not saying pro communism. We're not saying that but I'm saying that like what you think is communism is most likely not. I don't know what you think communism is but I could almost guarantee your definition of it is wrong. I'm pretty sure what you think it is is not what it is 06:57 Yeah, so, Limitarianism, like a brief, I guess, top of the, top line overview of it, is basically this idea that there is a moral limit to how much wealth someone should acquire. um And that limit is, it's interesting because she says, she defines, and we'll get to this number later, she defines like- Does she give a number? Yeah, she thinks, she defines what she thinks is political moral limit, but she also defines, 07:26 what she thinks is like the, or well, she defines what she think is the moral limit, like the ethical limit where people should choose to not go over this line. Okay. But then she defines a political limit where she thinks like government should move to legislate to this number. And she, gives a few reasons on a few ways you could do this, but the concept is not, it gets compared to communism because commune, but it's not communism because it is not the government taking over the means of production and controlling industry and then distributing the, uh, uh, 07:56 money and resource to the people. It's still capitalism. It's just there is a upper limit. The comparison that is often made is where communism would be you're driving down the highway and the government owns the road and all the vehicles on the road and then it just kind of gives you the right to drive a vehicle. Limitarianism is the government owns the road but everybody owns their own vehicles but there is a speed limit. 08:25 And you can't go over that speed limit because it's dangerous to everybody else on the road. That's the libertarianism is essentially a wealth limit. Okay. And so, uh, she gives like six moral reasons that she thinks that we should have a limit on this. Um, what are you doing? You F. 08:47 I move around. I like I move my body. Let's get you a head set then when I move my body. I got to move the mic to be near my body moving bodies dude. Okay, so my car special that I just filmed this weekend. They I am I was not a little annoyed, but just like they gave me a small stage yeah and like the lighting guy was like hey. If you step too far forward or too far back, you'll mess up the lighting on you, so you can really only move side to side. Oh and I was like 09:15 Oh and then I literally have a lot for foot yeah like it was a very small platform and so I was a little thrown off by that. I think that's really interesting. So I used to move a lot whenever I like spoke on stage. Yeah, I was talking about you give me a second. We could get back to you, but let me talk about me for a second. I used to move a lot when I would talk on stage and I actually got a mark like I got. I didn't get a word of merit and 09:44 The reason I like the amount of like doc I got whatever on the score, the reason I didn't get a word of merit is because they said I moved too much um and like they're like, like try to sit still more and it kind of broke me. Like I feel like for years after that, like I was kind of like trapped behind the podium. Why that's weird. Yeah, it was a weird thing to nitpick on. um And then, and then yeah. And then I like finally broke that at some point in the middle of college, got back into being like able to be like comfortable and mobile. 10:13 And then I got my job at some park and they were like, hey, we do IMAG. You're moving too much. They can't keep up with you. And then I had to like get back to being still. Sure. It was weird. And I don't move a whole lot. mean, I don't do, you know, I'm not like back and forth the whole time, but I do kind of, you know, pace back and forth. And I like, I like the freedom and ability to move around. Yeah. And some of my bits, I'll like lean out and do the whole thing. And it's just, I really did feel like I was just kind of like, okay, I've got 10:41 four steps that I can stay in those little things like you can kind of get in your head like, especially if they're like I joked, I joked during the sound check. I was like, I'm filming my special on the top of a ladder right now. Like you're a little yellow part that you're not supposed to stand on. That's what it felt like where I was just like, okay, I guess I'm here. Yeah. How'd everything go? I mean, that's what I'm saying. There was, there were parts of it that were, you know, the shows themselves went well. Yeah, I'm not saying that they were great crowds. We sold out both shows. That was awesome. Yeah. Right. I think I thought 11:11 that the next day I would be like that was awesome yeah, and I didn't feel that way. Have you felt that before because this is like the fourth, fifth, especially you film? No, this is my third. I mean, I mean, I guess you don't call blind date. I guess if you don't count the blind date or dry bar, yeah, I mean yeah, because the blind date was a different project entirely yeah, that's true and that's kind of what I mean too is that there was a lot of production issues of the blind date, but the blind date 11:40 went so well and was also just like I had never done it before and it was like it wasn't like a it wasn't a traditional special. So like you're kind of taking a big swing, no matter what right. This is like I'm spending more on this than I did on my wedding and this has to go well and also with the crowd is laughing, but I know that these jokes have hit harder somewhere else before like 12:05 and I guess I'm and I know that I'm over analyzing it for sure, but it's just the thing where you step off and you go. Was that the best like was it the best show I've done? Yeah, I don't know how it could be whenever like because all the other shows I'm not up there thinking this is a comedy special that could change your life. Yeah, and I don't know how to I didn't know how to perform the shows that off without thinking that for real and so I what I keep describing it as is the feeling of like 12:34 I just filmed the comedy special. The next day, what I feel like is that I just took this massive risk. My team is down by two. Yeah, I've just kicked the game winning field goal. Yeah, the ball has left my foot. Yeah. And you're just and now I just have to sit in that for two months because I haven't. I don't get to see the footage. I haven't even seen any pictures yet. Yeah, and it's like I've just it's just there and I don't know if I shank it or not. Yes. Yeah. And so that I didn't expect to feel that 13:04 I don't think. Did you feel that after the Galois? I know because you know what though? The Galois, was only four years into comedy at that point. Yeah. And I knew it wasn't going to get picked up by anybody. Yeah. Yeah. You know, I knew it was like the dream that maybe it would, but it's like, I didn't know what I know now about the industry. I didn't have actual connections to make that happen. I didn't have a manager then I didn't have no, I did that all by myself. I mean, yeah, I guess I 13:33 I hadn't signed with the manager yet. I hadn't signed with I guess I didn't realize. I mean, I'm I would have known that then, but I didn't realize, yeah, and we just kind of did that ourselves. It was after always the production team was there. I paid for that out of pocket myself as well. I had to uber drive to pay that off, but but that was also like what six years ago, seven years ago. So that was eight years ago. Yeah, that product was different than paying for a pocket now. Oh, for sure, for sure. 14:02 um and that's where it's like yeah, this thing's paid off like we're good, but also like I don't know if I'll make that money back. I definitely didn't make the money back on the first special. Yeah, you know, and this is like where it's like, but this has more at stake where it's like there's more people involved who want to see the money back, you know, uh and um there's stakeholders kind of yeah, and that's where it's like man. There's I don't I I 14:31 I would love to talk to other comics and figure out how they felt the day after they film the comedy special because uh I didn't feel this way. The dry bark I didn't pay for it. Yeah, you know, I didn't feel this way with the blind date because it was like that was an experimental idea that was it was just fun that it got. pulled it off. Yeah, you know, yeah, I think I was hoping to feel the way I felt after the blind date. Yeah, where it's like after where we had a wrap party and we all hung out and it was all fun and all stuff literally after the special like we went back to the hotel. 14:59 And like my parents were there and a couple of friends and I just I felt like I was just sitting there where I was just I was just going through like Did I tell this joke correct? Did we do this? Like is that the best? Yeah, like I was and I don't know how to turn that off right now So anyway sure like you probably like during the show like you hit a punch line and you're like well I didn't hit as well as last week and then right you have to go on to the next one. Yep. Well, that's still in there. Yeah, yeah in the audience was 15:25 more lit than usual so that we can see them on camera. Yeah, so I'm like seeing people's full reactions, which is a little which is also kind of drawing the whole time. Yeah, and and also the freaking the makeup lady had to come dab sweat off me so many times during the filming. Yeah, because like I was getting it was hot in Nashville and so she would just have to come up and I would have to stand there. Yeah, dabbing sweat off while the audience is sitting right there and then I would just be like 15:53 All right, let's get back into the jokes. it's just, was different. didn't know, I think for the next one now I know what more to expect. But I think I'm sitting here going like, man, I hope my nerves weren't reading on the camera more than, I wish that I had more confidence in it. And I'm sure that when I get the special back, oh, it's great. You know? But I have that little bit of like, I don't know how that went. I don't like that feeling. 16:22 And it's true too, like you've done this set so many times. So you know what it's like when it is like, when it's like hitting. Yeah. Nobody else knows that. So somebody else, I see it be like, was incredible. You're like, it wasn't. Yeah. Oh, and the first show there was two people in the front row who just weren't laughing. And I was like, we switch them out. What's going on here? Why are you get here out? That is for real. Yeah. It is. It is so weird to me. Like people, I mean, I guess sometimes you might not get the 16:52 the joke, but like go into a comedy show and not laughing at all is crazy, but also like you're a special taping. Yeah, pretend pretend you're a you're a participant. You're an actor in this. Yeah, participate, but also part of it is and I don't know like 17:10 We have a bit that we've done recently of like, thank you for your genuine laughter. But like I do think like there is something about like having a sense of humor where it's like you just got to like sometimes just laugh and then like you and like learn to enjoy things more, you know? Like even if like you don't actually, you know what saying? I don't think why you're trying to make this like a weird youth pastor moment. I know sometimes you just got to enjoy things more. You got to smile yourself in the mirror and trick yourself into having a better day. 17:39 It tricks your brain. It's for real. It you know, that's not what I'm trying to say. I think I think I'm saying is sometimes people come into things with bad attitudes. It's like that's why you don't enjoy that because you're for sure. For sure. Yes. But if like you just loosen up a little bit, like you're going to like it more. Yeah. Which is the message of the show, which is like, lower the bar for everything in your life. You'll have a much better time. Yeah. So maybe you should lower the bar for your expectations of the spec. Maybe I should. I don't know. 18:09 Maybe yeah, interesting. Well, it was just different and I'm excited to see how like by the time this comes out, hopefully I'll have an edit back, but I don't know. Hey yeah, maybe I should have an edit back by now. I don't know when their release was. You guys will be the you guys will find out obviously. Yeah. So you can join my email list is the easiest way to find out just so you know, why do they do that? Paul, ride the actor com um wherever just join my email list and then now send an email blast when the special gets a home. 18:38 You know man, could you imagine had there not been that snow storm flying to uh Alaska at four AM the next day after that like the way like yeah, I was originally supposed to do the special and then fly to Alaska the next day and also the Alaska show was just fine, but it's like no, that would have been terrible. That would have been awful. Yeah, that would yeah, but I do think I do now say here go like we did two shows in one day. I do think having two days would have made it better. 19:08 Oh interesting why um because I would have been able to sleep between the shows and had more time to make the second show a little better. This one was like like adjustments all just like all adjustments we had to make were made in the the forty five minutes between shows. That is true. You know that is true, so that's another thing. I think that you know hopefully next time when I film a special I'm able to do like four sold out shows. So can do two shows one night, two shows the next night and we have four shows to choose from. Yeah, you know yeah, but 19:37 Yeah, that was interesting. I'm excited to see it anyway. Who's the kid that keeps doing push ups and once once a shout out on YouTube? Do know who that is? As yeah, what's his name? Ethan or something? Yeah, shout out to your push. Yeah, quit. He's like I'm doing push ups until I get told hello or whatever. You should keep doing those. You should keep doing push ups because look what happens if you don't also 20:05 Also, there is somebody else. Look what happens if you do. There is someone as well. We're shouting people out. There is someone on Spotify who keeps commenting that you made fun of their dad for being bald and there's they said they're just going to keep commenting that until you acknowledge it. And I don't know if you remember making fun of someone's dad for being bald. I think they said it was like a youth conference. So keep doing those push ups to be clear. It did not acknowledge whatever that was. I don't know dude. Here's the thing about me making fun of people at my shows. I don't remember any of you. 20:37 That's not true. I remember that one. I remember that. Yeah, he was bald and out of youth conference. I remember that real clear. I mean, he was at a youth conference and he was bald. I do remember that. But I think I made fun of him. I made fun of him a little bit. I think he had a kid. 20:59 Okay. oh 21:05 I did a blind joke at this comedy club looking through like I'll send Robert the footage. We can throw it in person. The front row was like my wife is blind front row yeah, and I was like and you sat up front. Your date is blind. Is that what you said and you saw a front 21:29 I was the same back there. I love how you guys don't want to laugh about all right. That's really funny and you guys like and no one in the crowd laugh. 21:49 that that I was really mad at that. I was like I was like okay guys, the show's the same for you. You know, I just I don't know we're joking around. We're having fun. Yeah, yeah, this is also the joke I did where someone said they were a homesteader and I was a gas. What rich people do they buy a bunch of land? Yeah, rich people are always trying to figure out how to get away from society. They buy a bunch of land. They build a home out in the middle of nowhere, so she gives six reasons why she thinks 22:18 being super wealthy is back into the next after 24 minutes. It wasn't 24 minutes. 22:28 Thanks for watching our show if you like it. 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But if not, right back to the episode, right? 23:19 She gives six reasons why being uh super wealthy is morally not okay. The first is for the protection of democracy and political equality. And under that there's kind of three things. And so basically she says that extreme wealth concentration undermines any democracy. And it does it in three ways. First, the super rich can buy influence. And so they can pay for... 23:48 uh political power by funding candidates, you like campaign donations and things like that making large donations to pot. I feel like this is just crash out bait. I feel like this whole episode is you just being like campaign funds and I'm just supposed to be over here in my head. I'm like citizens United, so wait, I don't like I think and then like I was over here like I'm not going to crash out. I'm not going to do it out. I believe, but we're also only on point one a uh 24:18 of six and I was over here being like, uh it's not just campaign domination donations. It's uh like actual donations to party right or lobbying to create legislation that works in their interests. The other way that they did I hear a thing that this this in twenty five forty percent of lobbyists were on behalf of AI. I have not seen that, but I would believe it. 24:48 Well, we should probably verify that before we just included, but I'm pretty sure I heard that stat, which is a terrifying also uh most Americans almost like by I forget the number. I don't want to quote a number on this, but it is exponentially more Americans are more worried about AI than they are excited about it. Yeah, this is from a citizen dot org, one and four federal lobbyists now work on AI. Yeah. Okay, so twenty five percent 25:16 Yeah, you said I said forty. Yes, maybe that's where I was getting the four front for my bad, but so it is lower, but still that's a significant amount yeah, twenty five percent. Yeah, that's crazy. So yeah, so they can pay for influence in the democracy. That's the first. The second is they can control information. A lot of the a lot of the ultra wealthy they control by ownership. Yeah, the social media platform is where we get our information. The news outlets where we get our information and even like like 25:43 publishing houses where we get our information. Right. They have like actual control over what sort of information is inseminated in our society. But also they ah they can fund um advertising campaigns to influence opinion, influence thoughts, and they can fund research to influence the opinions that they want. And so they these can be kind of what you call like subversive methods to controlling what the public 26:13 believes and you do that by paying a lot of money to do that. And the third is kind of interesting. It's actually the threat of autocracy because there is this documented risk that billionaires historically and nations across the world have aligned themselves with autocrats and they use their wealth to help secure power for the autocrat and then the autocrat takes over control of the government. 26:43 We see this with Putin. We see this with figures like Xi Jinping and then they give handouts to their billionaire allies who helped rise to yeah. No buddy. I know. Yeah, that sounds terrible. This is the first I'm hearing of this. So I hate it. I don't know why you did this dude. No, I think it's, I think it's a good. This is torture because I've said, I think I said in the last couple episodes, 27:11 we're trying not to do this. We're trying not to be like a man like I want our show to be an escape from how terrible stuff is and you're like actually here are the six reasons. This is pretty bad. I did think about that while preparing for this episode, but I have since reading this book. I have for a long time been like in academic circles. It's become pretty big yeah, but I don't think it's big enough like I think more people should know about this idea. Yeah, I feel I feel like when I tell people 27:41 about limitarianism people are like libertarian libertarianism and I'm like no no no no not not that it's not that thing not that thing when you do that do you think that's funny or what what do you do? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. That was real. I know, I I know. was trying to joke with you about it, but I had to it was too mean. It was way too mean. I'm sorry. 28:11 It's kind of funny you say that because that's to you. That's so I'm so sorry. It's really funny you say that because on the way back from lunch you got a phone call. Yeah. And I was sitting in the back seat of the car listening to you on this phone call. He's dropping to your private conversation. Yeah. And I was like, dang, this guy's big. I said this guy, was like, dang, Jaren's being way nicer to this guy than he ever is to me on the phone. And I was like, well, that's a pretty good sign that like 28:38 we actually are friends. Maybe, maybe it's not. Maybe it's a sign that we're not actually good. Why not me to you on the phone? No, I just think like I do think it's interesting hearing people engage with people that like you never had a fight with your wife and then you guys go to the grocery store and she's nice to the person I check out and she's like thank you so much. You have a good night and I'm like where was that attitude? 29:02 when we were that twenty minutes ever happen to you. No, it's like we I'm just saying it's interesting seeing people engage with people who are like because, like I know I know the person you were talking to someone like you're well, it's a newer and friendship with yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, so it's like we have a deeper friendship, which means you're router so okay. Did you listen to the the? I think that I think that if 29:31 If your and I's text messages got leaked, oh career is over. So done. Like, done. mean, like neither of us would have jobs. But that's the whole thing is that in the proper context of our relationship, like we can say whatever and we know that this is not a serious thought and this is not a harmful thought. We don't have to like clarify it with each other. Exactly. But it also exists in that context. If you and I were to post some of those things on social, that would be like, 30:00 hey, what do you, why you doing that? Yeah, yeah, you for sure. And that's the improper context for those kinds of jokes or those kinds of things to say to or about a person, right? We would never do that because that's inappropriate. Yeah, right. And so the problem is, I think a lot of people don't have the friend group chat or don't have a friend to share that space with. And then it does leak into discord and reddit and 30:27 different corners of Twitter location where it's like you see a horrific thing happen in the news, a horrible accident or a horrible thing and you're processing that with your friends and in this context that might mean a joke about that thing. That's not appropriate. Yeah, yeah, you know, yeah, but if you were to put that on Twitter, that's like hey, that's not the place or time for that. Yeah, yeah, and so yeah, the way that I talk to you, that's it's knowing the audience right, but also I hate 30:56 so much about you that I'm trying to shame you into being more like me. I figure if I treat you your mom called me when you got accepted into a Vangel, your mom called me. She said hey, I was looking up other kids that got accepted into a Vangel. I found you on the portal. She says hey, we're looking we're looking for a mentor for our son. 31:21 because he plays in the park with his friends that they're being followed by the government and we're really hoping he grows out. He is a senior yet. You you guys are the same age here a couple months over the ground, but it's really weird. We want you to mentor him. I was like change him. I was like I guess this amount of podcast with him. 31:41 so she supports. She's our sole patreon supporter, so jaren's been making thirty two thousand dollars a month to make me different and it's not working. Your parents, my parents, so much debt to jerry. 31:59 all right. So anyway, so her second reason that she gives is we've made it through point one no crash outs. I is ecological sustainability and climate justice, so what she says is that extreme walk is oh they care about the trees. She says that extreme wealth is incompatible with a planet that is currently facing 32:29 a climate crisis and she says that because ah the super rich, they have disproportionate uh ecological footprints uh compared to the rest of the society. What is interesting is like uh if you look at the CO2 is the easiest thing to measure. There's more of impact that they have, but CO2. What's interesting is if you look at the worldwide average, the global average in terms of like our impact every year in terms of like our CO2 emissions is 32:58 Most people in a single year are roughly four tons of CO2 that they emit in terms of just like our consumption, electricity, vehicles, our transport. That's a global average. Individuals, individuals. When we look at the wealthiest people, the averages are crazy. The top 10 % is about 21 tons a year where 33:28 the richest one percent is uh seventy tons or is approaching seventy tons. This is the trend line that we're on because these are twenty thirty predictions, though yeah so in nineteen ninety it was fifty six, but what we what we do know is the wealthiest uh the one percent they are traveling on private jets constantly. They're traveling on yachts and multiple large estates uh and they have 33:55 large corporations that they operate to that have a large impact and that is the other corporations were attributing to the individual right that owns it is interesting because that could skew the numbers. She isn't so in these indeed like these type. I'm trying to be fair. I'm trying to 34:12 I think what I what I get frustrated by is the number of people who will discount like if that's the way they're measuring it. I don't think that's fair to attribute to the individual and these type of stats. They are. They are saying just the individual. Okay, that's what I'm Their personal actions and people will try to be like yeah, but that includes all their companies and stuff that like that doesn't they know that's not the same. This is just their personal action and I guess I guess potentially you could probably because private jet flights are in there and a lot of those flights. They are doing business for that flight, but they're also 34:42 doing other stuff. Yeah, you know, like so it's it's kind of hard. There's probably a great when people get mad about Taylor Swift flying her private jet. like what she's supposed to fly delta yeah and let's be honest like you would do like if you had a pilot jet. Oh, I'm not talking about that. I yes obviously, but I'm like could you like is she supposed to a moment in the airport? Yeah, that's true. Yeah, that's not that's not possible for right like that's not a realistic world. Yeah, that's true. 35:12 The other thing, she does separate, so she separates it. So the second level of this is investment impact. And so she says that the global emissions from the investments of the top 1 % is 41, takes up 41 % of total global emissions. And so that comes from all that. But she also talks about resource reallocation, because she says that the surplus money held by the wealthy does not go into the well-being of 35:41 the collective of humanity. And so right now there is a global uh urgent climate crisis that is and there's all this wealth that's being hoarded by the wealthy that could be used to fix these problems. And so because this is just kind of sitting in their bank accounts, this is not that like where we have capital that could be used that is not being used to solve a major problem. And she also talks about just the use of natural resources, the ultra wealthy through their companies. 36:10 are burning through a lot of natural resources, both like trees with deforestation and then like mining and all sorts of resources like that way and natural gases and things like that. So they're burning through a lot of natural resources significantly more than the average population through their investments. But that is kind of through their businesses. So to your point, that's different. Her third reason, and this one's really interesting, is the argument from moral dessert. uh 36:39 And so what she means by that is no one truly deserves to be wealthy because the arguments that you make for someone earning their wealth can all be attributed back to, well, all of these things were not of your own accord. Even if you went and you're an entrepreneur and you started a business and you were really successful and all of that truly could be assessed. 37:05 back to like your own skill and your own capability as an entrepreneur and as a business owner, those skills and abilities that you have were a lottery. There is uh a social lottery that you were born to the parents you were born in, in the uh area you were born in, kind of like you mentioned that comic in a recent episode of like, is easier for you because of who your dad is. So there's that, but there's also, 37:32 like the natural lottery where it's like certain people are born with different talents, different levels of intelligence, different energy levels, uh different health like capabilities um that you can't take credit for. Like you were just born as the person you were born and with the skills and abilities you were born with. Sure. And there's also this, there's this concept. What is this, this concept called? Privilege. There's this concept. don't know if there's a name for this, but there's this concept that the first thousand days of life. 38:02 are the most important days of a person's life. So it's about through your first two years, roughly like a low pressure, dude, you're about halfway through your son's most important time of his life because what's still interesting is 80 % of your brain development happens until you're three up until you're three years old. Okay, and so the a person's and that's why your wife goes, that's okay, that's okay. We went and hung out with with Tim's family. Finally, I had to stay outside in the car. 38:31 but my wife went inside like face time to me and no every time that their son does something like he like rolls over or like bumps his head on something. Yeah, three swoops and he goes that's okay, that's okay, but she so been she from across the room says that's okay because that's a thing like they respond to unless they're like seriously hurt. The way they respond to that kind of stimulus is your reaction like you are right. 38:57 Yeah, and so it's like and she go that's okay, that's okay, so me and my wife pick that up as a vocal stem and it has slowly morphed because it started with us being like that's okay, that's okay, and then it went to that's okay, that's okay. So now if we bump our like I hit my shit on the coffee table last week and Reagan went that okay and we pretend that that's how Brie was saying. You know, I'm saying it's more in so 39:26 broke, broke, saying it. I think it's broke Brenda, but her wife named Brenda, but in those first three years, okay, so just so know, that's what she sounds like does those first three years are vital. I love that Tim always wants to move on. Here's the thing Tim is willing to make fun of his own son on this podcast, but Tim is so scared of his wife who doesn't listen to this by the way. 39:54 who will never know unless I clip this on social media who will never know so you're so afraid. I want you to know I want you to know I can feel your pain right now and I just need you to know say it with me. 40:18 Thanks for listening to this episode of things I learned last night. If you like the show, you want to support us, we've got merchandise that you can get and it's good stylish stuff that I made. put a lot of work into this stuff, so it's great to find other tilling fans in the wild and be like, wait a minute. I know that shirt. And so yeah, we would love for you to do that. You can pop over to shop.tillin.com or the QR code or there's a link in the description. There's plenty of ways to find it. We promise we made it super easy. So thanks for supporting the show and thanks for listening. 40:48 So 80 % of a child's brain development happens in the first three years. And so much of that development hinges on the behaviors of the parent. And so the type of toys that the child has access to, the environments that they're put in, do the parents talk to the child a lot, do the parents read to the child, the type of diet that the child receives, is the mother breastfeeding, on the environment, the care, the emotional environment that they're in, so much of that. 41:16 happens in the first thousand years or first thousand days of a person's life and take it's. It's hard to say someone can take credit for sure they are because of that. We're gonna say that and then there's this uh there's what she calls social debt. Is this part? This is still part of this third point. The moral desert. She calls it social debt and she says no one becomes super rich alone and so she says that they do this, but they rely on public infrastructure. 41:43 Yeah, they get to use to create. That is the most annoying thing. I live in California and people have, you know, even just saying that some people go or have reactions to, but what's frustrating is that all these tech companies and even Elon specifically, yeah, start in Silicon Valley, you know, and they take advantage of the tax incentives and the infrastructure that's been created by all of those companies in Silicon Valley, the networking, the 42:10 connections made through government, all the different subsidies, all those things. They take advantage of those things early in their startup. And then once it's time to start withdrawing money, they move it to a tax haven like Texas so they don't have to pay taxes into the system that helped them create what they are doing. And I think that that's wrong. I think just objectively, if you moved into my small town and you used our resources to help build your business, then you... 42:38 But you also used our resources with the promise of investing some of the return into our city. And I don't think that that's unreasonable for the state to... But they painted us that way. Oh, it's crazy the state's trying to tax me at this level. It's like, it's not though. You... And maybe we should have explicitly signed the contract on that earlier, I guess. Because it was implied that we invested in this for the future tax revenue of your larger company. 43:08 Later in the book, she talks about some of the ways you could create this system and enforce it. And one of the things she actually talks about is what you're talking about right there. And she says it's kind of interesting when you look at most societies, especially capitalist societies in the world today, they have really strong borders in terms of keeping poor people from coming in. But they just let anybody take capital out. she says that the problem is, like you said, 43:33 that capital was built off the resources that this country created. And it's the same thing. the people don't get to benefit off that. It's the same thing I talked about. I was just talking to a guy about like free buses. How Kansas City made the bus system free and the streetcar free. And how whenever Mom Donnie in New York says that he wants to make the bus system free, everyone's like, it's just a socialist handout. But what you're not understanding is that from a city planning perspective, Like if we're working on this as a collective to try to make Kansas City great, one of the things that we want to do is we want to increase the workflow in... 44:02 these city limits. We need more people who can work inside Kansas City limits. um Part of what we need to do is lower some housing costs so that more people can live here and then by living here they can contribute to the businesses and we can get tax revenue from that business action. Another way to help increase our revenue is to pay for the transportation for people to come here from the suburb to then work here and increase our revenue. So for every dollar 44:30 example that we put into the bus system, we get $3 back. So it'd be like if I was like, I got to pay $700 for a flight and hotel to get to the show and at the show I'll make a couple thousand dollars or whatever. Then you would go, that's a waste of $700. And it's not though. It's a business expense. It's an investment to get to a place where I can then recoup that investment. And that's what I'm getting frustrated by is the number of people who treat... And of course I'm not saying like, oh, 44:59 government's great and there's no fraud, there's no abuse, or there's no misuse of funds, or there's no waste, right? But I am saying like to imply that any dollar spent is waste is just ignorant. yeah. It's looking at a lot of these things that... And that's not a That's not a class! It's looking at a lot of these things that they're like face Man, I'm looking at the state of the world and all I can do is be like, that's okay! So anyways, she says... 45:27 that the public infrastructure, the legal systems that were in place, the property protections that exist are all centuries of human innovation and government-funded research. She gives the example of GPS. says a major part of Google's success is Google Maps. And Google Maps exists only because the government invested in GPS, the government invested in the internet, and those were massive expenditures that the government spent on that Google was able to get rich off of. And so the owners 45:56 of Google got to become really rich off of. The government is laying fiber cables because they're starting to treat internet as a utility. Yeah. And that benefits internet companies. Yeah. And so that level of extreme wealth, even if you could say. I just don't understand how anybody looks at it. this, yeah, anyway, conversations are impossible. Keep going. That success is built off the back. 46:23 of a lot of other things that cannot solely be attributed to that one person's capabilities or talents. So to say that they have a moral right to what they earned or because they put the effort forth, you can say maybe, they did some things that do deserve something, but do they deserve as much as they gained? And she would argue no. ah And then her fourth point ah is economic efficiency and declining marginal utility. 46:52 This is really interesting. So these are two sides of this. uh And so basically she says that it's wasteful uh for the ultra rich to become ultra rich because there is this certain point where accumulating more wealth doesn't do anything for changing the quality of the life of the wealthy person. Right. So ah she gives the example of if you have a person say like they're like a single mother living on one income that is a minimum wage income. 47:21 if you gave that person $100, that helps a lot. Like that can go fast food, that can go towards builds, that makes a big difference. But if you give that $100 to an Elon Musk, he'll turn it into a billion. That is not noticeable. That's also what I hate all the way. Crash out incoming. Oh no. Oh my gosh. When people are like, if you give a poor person $100, they'll waste it. But if you give it to a rich person, they'll turn it into $1,000. 47:51 And that's because you're a dumb dumb. If you give a poor person $100, they will spend it on things they need. They will spend it on survival because that's what they have to do. And it's the same thing where it's like, man, I make a good living. I'm not complaining at all. My wife and I, like we're working hard. We're paying off our debt. We're doing our things. I like we're at the point where it's like there's not a whole lot left over at the end of the month. I mean, we're putting money in savings. Of course, I would love to be able to put more into savings. 48:19 And by the same time you get shamed for not doing that. Yeah. Yeah. You know, yep. 48:24 and it's like a go earn more. Oh, I was just I I was just stupid. I thought it was wrong with me, but that's what I'm saying is that oh, that's not a crash out. We're good. We're good. So she said I'm really holding it over here. Dude, she says there's a point you for this. This is is this payback for the April Fool's episode? This is crazy. You chose to do this. He says that there's a point for two weeks in a row. You were like here's some graphs and some science that neither of us understand, but I'm going to pretend to understand it. And this week you're like you're like 48:53 kind of yeah. So do rich people deserve it and I was over here like yeah, uh huh, uh huh, do rich people and you're like and you're like actually one of the arguments is that they're taking more than they're giving back and I'm like so never so the argument is that there comes a certain point right where it doesn't change your life at all sure. What does another vacation mode? 49:20 a home do, what does another jet, a bigger yacht, like none of these things actually improve your life that much, where that same amount of wealth, if you distribute amongst people who are in the bottom half of the population, it makes a massive impact in their life. um so... If you're talking about wealth distribution, people are going to shut you off though. Hold on, so keep talking. So she's saying that those living in extreme poverty, uh these sort of, uh is hoarding wealth that could actually make a big impact in society. And the argument here, 49:50 is that a society where the majority of people have all of their basic needs met is a more productive society and a better society to live in. Not just for the people at the bottom that you've increased their lifestyle. It's better for everyone because everyone gets to live in a society where... I think there's so many things that when we talk about like why is the education system kind of going downhill and it's part of it's like, it's the parents. Yeah. And it's like, yeah, well, if you look at the poorest neighborhoods, like those parents are not able to be present. Yeah. 50:20 Yeah, they're just not able to be yeah because they're working two jobs and even like the older kids in the household have to start getting jobs. Yeah, I would like in that is a way that decreases. There's a book called Dream Hoarders, which kind of talks about this as well, but it talks about like your kid having the free time to play on a sports team, which then opens them up to more scholarships is a whole different level of privilege. Yeah, there are kids who are athletically gifted who would love and could take those scholarship spots to increase their 50:49 uh their earning potential and maybe change their lot in life, but they don't have the after school time to play on a sports team because they do have, they have to go to work. I watched a video recently on YouTube about the winter Olympics, how they're increasingly becoming a rich kids talent show because all of those sports specifically uh are very expensive sports to get into. And so the people who manage to become successful in that, they usually come from money, which is a shame. 51:19 I mean I'm not trying. don't want to. I don't want to be like I hate rich people. Yeah, I'm not trying to be like that. It like you are but uh no, so the next reason she gave me we're not. What if I told you that I'm rich? We're not talking about you. What if what if or not that right? What if I told you I've just been playing humble this whole time and that my dad is the CEO of Delta Airlines? uh 51:48 So the fifth reason she gives is social stability and reduced crime. And she actually makes the argument, which I think is a valid argument through a lot of research, is that inequality has been linked to increases in crime, uh bullying in schools, actually mental health issues, corruption, uh and then just like general discontent in a society because of that gap uh with the rest of society. 52:14 And she actually, what's interesting is she ties us back to the last point. And she says, this is why you see so many wealthy people uh building bunkers in New Zealand. Because they know that the society that they're building is a society. Is so unequal. Yeah. And historically, this gap widens, it ends with the people going for the heads of the wealthy. And so the wealthy are finding places to hide for when that situation unfolds, instead of actually solving the problem. 52:43 And that's so odd. And she says that this is crazy because if they could just change their mindset a little bit where they aren't accumulating on hoarding so much and allow some of that to spread out some more, they wouldn't need to build a bunker because what life is that where the world collapses and you have to hide in a bunker in New Zealand for the right life? Like why do you want that to be the reality you live in? But that's what they're choosing, which is crazy. uh And well, dream orders also talks about how in the current 53:13 system we live in that it is possible, or at least the idealism is that it's possible to move up a rung into a different class. But for lower income, we have really removed the safety net. So what they're trying to do is they're trying to reinforce the safety net so that they never become poor. It's like really like what it is. Is they're trying to make sure that like, because the whole idea is that when, if you fall out of the 5%, someone else is in your 5 % slot now, right? 53:42 but they're just trying to make sure that the top ten percent no one moves out of which also, by the way, the top ten percent is people who earn over a hundred thousand dollars a year, which is crazy because people think the top ten percent is way more than that. It's not but yeah, so anyway, yeah and the last reason she gives is tainted wealth and character harms and so tainted wealth. You can kind of figure out what that is. It is tainted. Well, it is not like a 54:11 rule that everybody who accumulates massive amounts of wealth comes from data means. But it is pretty common that somewhere along the line there is something that happened that was harmful to others that they used to acquire massive wealth. We were talking about lunch. Meta just lost a massive uh lawsuit that said that they were intentionally addicting people. they were, well, I should say they were negligent in the fact that their algorithm. 54:36 algorithms are addictive to people? No, they were intentionally making it like, I mean, sure, you want to use all the legalese you want, but they were intentionally making their product addictive. They knew it was addictive and they were doing that. And also the thing like in 2009 when they fudged the numbers on video views to get all these people to put their videos on Facebook, turns out they were 10xing those views. So a video that showed 2 million views was really only getting 200,000 views and that's criminal. Yeah. But here's what happens. Here's what happens. I actually made a great analogy at lunch. I'm going to make it again here. 55:05 Is that they just pay the fine and they start to build the fine into their operating expenses It'd be like if I have a bus company and I want to make sure that my buses run the fastest in the city So my buses run 20 miles an hour over the speed limit and I just factor in the $200 speeding tickets. Yep. I go. Yep. It's every once in a while I'm gonna get caught with a speeding ticket But for the most part I'm not and I'm gonna keep moving and we're gonna make we're gonna make that up in Revenue because I can move so much faster than the other buses 55:34 And so all this factor in speeding tickets so that I can keep moving faster than the bus. And all the buses that follow the laws go out of business because of you. And then we just end up with a wildly unsafe bus system. And we go, why are the buses so fast and they keep hitting people and there's no way to slow them down? And that, oh, that was a crash out and I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I said I wasn't going to do it. Here, let me cash you back out. I'll cash and release you real quick. 56:03 uh And so she says that this is done by legitimately immoral or sometimes unintentionally immoral means to gain wealth. course. uh And then, or built on the back of other historical injustices, the success that they found was only possible because of the success of another person who was immoral. uh Or aggressive tax avoidance or actual evasion. Yeah. She makes an interesting statement that so much of tax avoidance right now that is legal tax avoidance was illegal 50 years ago. Yeah. And so just because 56:33 the laws have changed, which remember, they paid to change the laws, uh doesn't mean that it's okay for them to evade paying these taxes, it just means that they found a way to make it okay legally, found a way to make it so they can get away with it. So she says that uh typically someone who acquires this much wealth probably tax avoided at some point along the line, if not actively is tax avoiding right now. And that is tainted wealth. The other side of this that's really interesting, she says that this is actually very harmful to the wealthy people themselves. And she says that what happens, 57:01 is that it negatively affects their character and the well-being of themselves because having that much wealth inflates their egos, makes them think that they are more valuable than other people, and leads to irrational anxieties that somehow they're going to lose all of this or someone's going to try to take it from them. Also, it leads to social isolation because they cannot relate to anybody else because so few people are at the level, have the type of problems that they have. You also start to be like, of my relationships are fake. 57:27 because everyone's trying to just our money. Yeah. Even your kids are trying to figure out which one of them is going to get the money. Like, yeah, of course. Yeah. It's there's a reason that they're all addicted to to substances and stuff. Well, she was going to say it becomes an addiction in and of itself acquiring more wealth. Yeah. And they become addicted to seeing that number go up in their net worth. And so this thing has a negative impact on their own well-being to right the well-being of everyone else. And so this is her whole argument of like morally why this shouldn't 57:57 be a thing. She says that this is bad for society and is bad for the people who acquire it. And what's interesting is at the end of the book, she kind of starts to outline how she thinks this should work. And she makes a very interesting statement where she's like, look, I'm not anti-capitalist. I think capitalism is a good thing. And I think capitalism is like one of the And I hope that's clear in our rants and our crash outs too. Like, I'm not advocating that we do like, I mean, like the unregulated state of capitalism we currently exist in. 58:25 is that sucks. That's kind what we're talking about with the whole bus analogy, right? That's where we're at. But that doesn't mean I'm like, let's just get rid of buses. Let's just get rid of society. If that's your takeaway, I'm not trying to be mean, that's dumb. You know? Yeah, yeah. And so she also illustrates, she says, and also like, I recognize that the world I am painting, the alternate world I'm painting, is far away and hard to achieve. 58:52 And we should not say because this is so difficult to achieve, we shouldn't try in some way to get towards there. She said that ah the people who, when the United States overturned slavery, there was still a lot of big problems. There still are a lot of big problems that tie back to that today. But she says that that wasn't a reason to not undo slavery. Like these are things that we need to take the steps towards the moral right, even if it's a long road and even if we're not able to move as far as we to move. And so she says we should take some steps. And so 59:21 What she argues is she argues that there should be a moral top line where we say ethically morally this is the top line of wealth that anyone should acquire. And then there should be a political top line where this is something that government should actually enforce. And so the moral top line, which is kind of crazy, she says the moral top line is a million euros ah is the total net worth, total net worth, which is crazy. And she sets that number for a lot of reasons. But the biggest reason she did a lot of research, uh she 59:51 did this big study by pulling. That's a lot lower than I thought it was going to be, be honest. Yeah. She did this big study by pulling a lot of people that showed these lifestyles, a lot of people. she basically said, who has too much? And she basically took the mean of what everybody said. And that was at a million euro net worth. She also looked at the impact of that hoarding of wealth and what that takes away from the rest of society in terms of how many resources are available. So that's where she set that number. uh 01:00:18 That's pretty crazy. That's interesting to me because I think that that's highly subjective because a million dollar net worth in Kansas City is a pretty decent life. A million dollar net worth in Los Angeles is very different. Right. ah And so I do think like there's a little bit of you got to be able to have some variance there. The political number she says though is 10 million euros. And she says that by basically saying like I I took that up by an exponent. 01:00:45 and by exponential exponentially and said, okay, this is the number where like society should not. actually am a little bummed because I do think that the rest of these points were super valid, but I do think that this ending here is a little elementary is a little bit like, mean, for the exact same thing you just said of like a million here is different than a million there. Oh, I do. And if she came to it just by pulling people, will. Well, it wasn't just that it wasn't just I understand. But I'm saying like 01:01:12 and I will say she did for how well thought out the other points were. I'm disappointed by how not well thought out that is. did mention that these numbers are numbers that probably need to be reevaluated regularly because the economy changes and because of like what is considered a good life changes right and so these numbers need to be consistent like they need to be mobile, ah but the way she says a government could enforce these things and this is crazy. She says that once someone enters a ten million net worth, they should just have a hundred percent tax. 01:01:42 which is crazy. And so she's like, she's like, obviously no one would go for that. Like we'd have it'd be nearly impossible to get somebody to do that. But she said, this is what I think the ethical ideal is, is that scenario. We figure out how we can get closer to that. ah And so there have been some critiques of it. The biggest critique is like the good life. Like how do you define what the good life, right? You find that number and that's how different people are. was like, well, how are they motivated? You also don't understand. You also don't understand that they're 01:02:10 there stops being a moment where the money is what motivates you and it becomes the power and influence. And if we create a system where the power and influence aren't connected to the money, then it's different. Somebody actually made the argument that that is one of the flaws of this system. Because you take the money out and like, yeah, that helps, but like people will still find a way to socially, social hierarchy. That is interesting. And so they're like, this doesn't actually solve the root problem here. This is a symptom of a bigger problem is what this argument was, which is interesting. 01:02:39 but yet to your point uh whenever I hear that my first thought is the Green Bay Packers because you know this. Oh, I know why I go. Yeah, don't even worry about it. Do know this? My first thought is the Green Bay Packers. No, listen, listen, listen, listen. I, I hate the Green Bay Packers a lot, but I will say their structure like their corporate structure is really interesting because they are a nonprofit corporation. Nobody owns the Packers. There's not an individual that owns the Packers. When they were founded, they sold shares 01:03:08 to the city of Green Bay and now it's sold worldwide. But they are a collective of shareholders. And what's really interesting about that is the shares don't pay a dividend. They can't accrue, like they can't go up. They're non-transferable. And so they're kind of show shares. And so what the team does whenever they need to raise money, they sell more shares. And so in 2022 is the last time they did this. They raised $93 million by selling shares of the company for $300 a piece. 01:03:38 and they raised ninety three million dollars doing that and there's when out the end of every season, nobody takes a profit. It goes into the team's fund and they use that to grow the team and to manage the fund. So there's a there's a board, there's a corporate structure, there's so there's right who lead that, but nobody is profiting hugely off of the the people have salaries, but nobody is taking profits out of the Green Bay Packers. Sounds like communism. The Green Bay Packers are communist is what I'm learning. 01:04:08 And so what I'm saying there is nobody there has that financial motivation of like, this needs to be successful so I can make three billion at the end of this year. They just want the team to do well. And that's all that they need. 01:04:24 which is crazy. Well, you can buy a share of our podcast by joining us on patreon as your way of buying a share and then you can also listen to next week's episode right now by joining us there, you know, and then if you like this episode, go listen to Ida would. It was a rich person and she speaking of hoarding. They, you know, she whore, she physically hoarded her wealth and like hid it around her house, which is crazy. So fiddle off and we'll see you next week. 01:04:53 and no crash out. No, we kind of did it. Yeah, we did good. I'm proud of you. He's gonna crash out after this. We're gonna turn the cameras off. He's gonna lose it.


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