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00:00 Hey, I love the listen this podcast and what I love more is that every show that I've been doing more and more till and fans have been coming and saying that they drove for hours to be at this show. And so if that's you, you want to come see me do some stand up. You got plenty of opportunities. January 27th, 28th. I'll be filming my comedy special in Nashville. That's a really big thing. If you can make it to those shows, I would love to see you there. And then I'll be doing new material. February 12th. I'll be in Houston, Texas on February 14th, Valentine's day. I'll be in Plano, which is near Dallas. 00:28 February 20th. I'll be in Kingsport, Tennessee, which is in Tennessee and then very 21st. I'll be in Fredericksburg, Virginia. February 22nd. I'll be in Charlotte, North Carolina at the comedy zone there. February 27th. I'll be in Milton, West Virginia. That's right. We're going everywhere, baby. February 28th. I'll be in Raleigh, North Carolina and March 8th. I'll be in Indianapolis, Indiana. I have plenty of dates. 00:50 You can always check out if you're listening to this in the future. You're like, oh dang, it's November right now and I missed all of those shows. You can always find my shows at jaronmyers.com slash shows. So I really want to see you there. Would love to hang out. Thanks for thanks for coming for real. Thanks for listening to this podcast and thanks for coming to my shows because this is my dream and it's still alive. 01:15 Hey man, hello, what's up? I think we should keep all of it. I'm happy to be here. Hey, have you ever heard of project X heron project X heron? Yeah, yeah is X heron to X heron yeah yeah like you're saying imagine your X is named heron project X heron. Okay, I saw a tweet the other day. It wasn't a trees on threads, but I saw tweet the other day. No, they're all called tweets yeah like the exactly format yeah 01:44 one hundred yeah hang green in a video on that and honestly I'm going to use this forever. It's so funny to me. They said ah they said I call my ex girlfriend from four girlfriends ago, my great great great grand girlfriend. 02:03 and that's so like a great grand girlfriend and your great great great great grand girlfriend great. Oh, if it's yeah. How do you do granddaughter great great great great grand girlfriend? I was trying to make a reference. Yeah, I know what you're doing. Yeah, yeah. Did you watch their Christmas movie? No, first of all, who's the Jonas Brothers? That's not who wrote that song. That's a wall game. First of all, 02:31 I know that's not who wrote that song, but they're the they're who gets credit for it and that's wrong. Here's the thing piracy is after this disney. Okay, I did not watch the Christmas movie. Of course not. It's still Christmas time. We're recording this by the way you're going to hear this in March. I'm sure right. When does it come out? Probably February. I don't know. I need to look at the I need to look at the dates, but it's still Christmas time and I feel terrible. I have not had vegetable in a couple days. Oh really? Yeah, I need to eat something 03:00 I've had so much meats and cheeses. Yeah. Gosh, what is so much dude? Hey, can we quit with the charcuterie boards? Oh, I love charcuterie. I love them. But can we like slow down a little bit? My wife and I had a conversation on Christmas Eve because my brother and I had this tradition. Okay. Where every Christmas Eve we would do a charcuterie board, but we didn't know it's called charcuterie board. We named it after Lunchables. So it was stackers. We had stackers and 03:26 We also, I guess, didn't know what a security board is. conversation to be in, isn't it? 03:33 poor isn't a bad report. I'll tell you what money calling the charcuterie board lunchables is not very Ralph Lauren Christmas, but anyways we would do that every Christmas. Hey, can we have big lunchables a big lunchables? We have dinner a bulls yeah, that's what a charcuterie board is called. A is just called dinner a bulls, so we had dinner a bulls. Yeah, I I'm sackers. You know what this Christmas Eve I'm doing it, and so I went. got all the stuff and I got it 04:02 I told Brie, I was like, I'm gonna make a circuitry board for Christmas Eve. So I did that. I did it. Apparently I don't know what a security board is. Yeah, because you just got, you just got crackers, meat and cheese, right? Yeah, it was just like, you're supposed to have grapes. You're supposed to have cream. You're supposed to have, yeah, all is, and she said that and I was like, ooh, gross. Why would I have any of that? And so we had a long conversation about how poor I was, I guess. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 04:31 Tim, you can't just open twenty packs of lunchable and put it on a cutting board, ripping lunchables. Yeah, it looks like a Pokemon card. on the side of the circuit report is just packs of marinara. You've got the whole crackers. You've got shredded mozzarella. Yeah, I'm a professional. I'm a chef. I'm a I'm a two time personal chef and and then you have 05:01 reference to it. Alright and and then I got to just pack some marinara and then a pyramid of crunch bars. Yeah, dude, yeah, well, and that's what it was for. I tell you what we flew out here and yeah, I don't want to brag 05:21 he's going to talk about the charcuterie board he had no. I'm going talk about our first class experience lying in because I had a steak and shake not a steak and shake shake shack burger on my delta flight. They had shake shack on your flight bro or was that from like the airport they took on the flight. They had shake shack as a dinner option on delta so what the heck so crazy. It was incredible really. That was the best in flight of meal I've ever had. Did you leave a review no 05:53 I do the same. I don't leave reviews. I do the same thing every time I leave a Bible track in the back of the seat. I stand up, I kiss the pile of and I leave kiss on once for me. This is a weird song. I can't hear it without one. I can't say that it people are mad about baby. It's cold outside, but then that song is like 06:21 someone always for you on what's the line? I have no idea. This is I just know and mistletoe and everyone. No, that's the different song. The someone waits for you. Yeah, once from kisser wants for me. That's crazy. It'd be like if I went to Tim's house and then Tim goes, that's for me. 06:48 That's from Jared. And I'm just over there. 06:51 You wave. You're like, yeah, that's for me. He didn't really do it. I would do it. I got her a drink. That wasn't what I bet. That's from the gentleman over there. 07:07 that's crazy. That's crazy. That's good service so freaking weird. So I kiss the pile of mouth. 07:19 Insane 07:23 Everything's an internet thing. Everything's an internet thing now. That's the world we live in. Relax. You don't know what happened. 07:34 You don't know the stuff that goes down when the sun does. You know nothing about the shadows dance in the hills of this town. Things I learned last night. 07:53 all right, so stupid so project ex heron yeah. This this whole story revolves around a fifteen year old girl named Marith. I think is her name. Hold on. Let me double check. Make sure I'm getting that name right. Marith yeah Marith. Okay, so she lived in a town here. Let me I got a picture of her. This is her. She's obviously not fifteen anymore. This was a few years. I don't say obvious beautiful 08:19 Yeah, but I'm obviously not look at the bags on her eyes. Look at the wrinkles on her skin. Look at her hair is falling out. She's obviously not fifteen anymore. We took a picture on Christmas and I was like, why does it look like I have two black eyes and Brie was like she's like, she's like, I tell you you're old. You look at that. She's like yeah, it's because you look like you have two black eyes all the time right now. Don't look good because you've died. You anyways, that's what my wife, my wife will say to me almost daily and I think part of 08:48 I think part of my wife's skin routine is her gloating about how much better her skin is going to look. She'll do her whole night time routine. She'll get ready. She'll do all of her stuff and then she'll come to living rooms because I'm going to look so much better than you when we're sixty. That's like one of those. says it's me every night. Yeah, he says that to you. I think they don't understand. Your wife says that to you. Yeah, does your wife say that stuff to you? No. Oh my gosh, dude. 09:14 we're learning that a marriage is relatable to nobody either. Alex's marriage is relatable to me or ours. This is relatable to nobody. 09:28 my wife's favorite bit right now. This is her and this is going to sound like I'm trying to get ahead of it. Yeah, there's no way to say this yeah. Her favorite thing right now is in front of all of our friends. She'll go. Am I allowed to do that? Well, this isn't even a right now talking about this isn't even a right now. I remember going to Disney with you guys and she did. Can I do that? Can I can I are you? Am I allowed to do that? Yeah, or you say something and she's like yes, sir, sorry, sir, 09:57 so funny. It's not funny, it's not fun, it's so funny. It stresses me out what I'm like she'll do it in front of strangers. Yeah, I gotta look at strangers and be like it's not. That's not what it looks like. What I don't like. She goes. Can we afford that and it's like four dollars 10:19 and you're like no, you know, go, I go no put it back, put that back. There are times, grab something that there are times where I make her put stuff back though. I go, I we're not buying that. She goes why? I was like we're not buying that. Put it back on the shelf and I do that in front of strangers. Yeah, yeah, 10:41 I grab strange like a look. Look at the crap she wants to buy what she's trying to buy right now. Look at that. Would you buy? She's trying to buy that? That's a strange. Can we buy this? Can we buy this? Should we buy this? I don't think so. See hey honey from that guy over there. Just how shes or ones for me. So where they this shows chair. She lives in the town of Heron, 11:10 here. This is okay. This is in uh X Heron. Yeah. Guess where guess where are you saying that's project X yeah, project X Heron stop, but is it ex or just project X just the word X? Okay, yeah word whatever. This is in um it's next to the shift farts museum. Did you you clicked on that so that it would pop up? You clicked on the 11:40 shift out of the honest. I did not come back if that's guess apparently they're their most as is chif f a rts museum. It's all one word. I love that is the ship farts. So is this in Germany? Is this in yeah? That's a good guess. Is this in the United States? No, it's definitely not the United States. Okay. I do see the special character down there. Okay, okay, yeah. This is yeah. This is I'm going to go. I'm going to go Sweden. 12:10 sweet. That's a good guess. It's Netherlands, hair, other lens, yeah, and so my day she's fifteen. She's bigger than I have. I have friends in the Netherlands, really who Frankie and Nick? Oh, I thought I was gonna make them up. Well, what I was gonna say is you can't say their name. I was like you got to protect their identities. Oh yeah, I share it. Oh, well, this break is that I met them and apparently 12:37 uh you know how we have traveling broadway that goes around the country. Yeah, they have that in. guess they have that in other countries too good for them. They have art, uh but Frankie is Olaf in the the Dutch version of frozen interesting, like the real like the actual not just like a play a Disney branded broadway play. He plays Olaf interesting like the official like the official broadway. Yeah, 13:04 official not like a little another way version yeah like yeah interesting. That's fun fact is cool. That is cool. They're my friends. Yeah, you know see Disney adult. You know, you know Disney characters in real life. See well, I know friends of characters. I don't know if you know, but okay, so 13:30 Merté in 2012. She's getting ready to turn 16 years old. And in 2012 in the Netherlands, I don't believe this is the case anymore, but definitely in 2012 in Netherlands, 16 was a big birthday because, I mean, it's a big birthday in most places, but it was an especially big birthday in Netherlands because that was the legal drinking age. And so very excited. Get to drive a car, get to drink for the first time. What's more American than that? 14:00 and so what's more, what's more American? did say what's more American than that. so she's like I'm going to throw a sweet sixteen birthday party okay, and so she puts together a Facebook event for it and she invites all of her friends okay, but she makes one fatal mistake when she's creating this event is she doesn't check the private button and so it's a public event. Oh no and one of her friends gets it and it's like oh this will be fun 14:29 And then he invites like 20 of his friends. And then these people start inviting some people. And it just starts to spread where pretty quickly, let me pull up the numbers so I can get this right. uh So pretty quickly over the next couple of days, it goes from she invited like 30 people that she's like actually knows. Yeah. And now there's like a few hundred people that are invited to her birthday party. Oh. And so she's like, oh, no, I, we live don't have enough snacks. 14:57 give feed four hundred people. If you know this is about to happen, you don't have to throw the party. You know I'm saying like what she's sixty. She didn't know that, but it's like you see like made the Facebook event and suddenly there's three hundred people who are first of all getting three hundred people to click interested in an event is a feat in itself. Well, this was two thousand early two thousand. That's true. This was a big deal like we were still poking each other on Facebook. Yeah, tick tock didn't exist. That's true vine. I don't think existed yet. I actually remember being. I remember being at a concert 15:24 and on the screen. These are this you know when you have like memories of thoughts we like. remember where I remember thinking about this. No, no, no. I remember where I was when I thought this. I remember looking at the screen of the concert and had all the you know it was like follow the band on whatever is yeah is the in between concert thing yeah and they have the Facebook logo, the Twitter logo and and at the time that old Instagram logo that looked like a Polaroid yeah and I remember thinking looking at the Twitter thing. I was like Twitter is such a made up word 15:53 like Facebook makes sense. Yeah, Instagram is a made up word, but I get how you got there. Yeah right. Instant yeah gram 16:11 how you're mashing words together. Twitter was a made up word yeah and I was like me. I can't. I can't believe we're gonna one day there's going to be an app called like flip, flip, you know, and it's just like we're all going to be like you see what you see that and now we say tick tock yeah. That's pretty close like but we but still flip, flip could be a thing in the V. I'm saying like I'm saying like I was just like oh we're just going to throw things together. Yeah, we're just going to put things together. Yeah, but Twitter makes sense though, because later Twitter 16:40 tweeter makes sense though. You're right. I was I just googled fleet flip app and it's a thing. What does it do? No, it's not actually flip flop came up flip flop tv. Oh okay anyways yeah, that's right. So now the Facebook event says three hundred people are coming to hang out yeah and so she's been watching this grow and she's getting stressed because the party's at her house and like just make a post and be like this is not happening. Hey, you guys aren't invited 17:09 no one everybody who's not invited. You're not invited. Hey guys, no. Well, she goes to her parents and her parents are like she's a little stressed. I while you invited three hundred people, why do do that? It'd be rude. Yeah, it would be follow through with your coming out. through. Yeah, you're going to you committed to this. You got to do it. We'll kill another cow. 17:35 I don't know what they do in Deutschland. Deutschland? 17:42 Hey, thanks for listening to this episode of things. I learned last night. If you like this show, we would love to see in our Patreon. It's a great way to financially support the show. We don't make money from this. It just helps us to pay the people who do make money from this. Like Alex and Robert, her editor and maybe one day, one day me and Tim, maybe one day, know, but only if you join, only if you join, we can't wait. We can't get paid until you pay. Can't feed Tim's kid until you join. He's so 18:24 So they her parents are like, just delete the event. Like, just delete the event, cancel the party. Like, Like, and she's like, so she goes out smart. She goes and she deletes the event. But here's some important backstory about what's going on in the culture at the time. There was a few years before this in the late two thousands, this party in Australia that was just this massive party that caused like huge damage. A few thousand kids showed up. It made like 18:52 international news, this party was so big. And the reason it made international news wasn't really the party was so big. The reason it made international news is because it was a party for his kid's 16th birthday party. And he got interviewed after the fact on the news and they basically kind of soft lobbed it to him to be like, Hey, do you want to like apologize for all the damage you caused? And he's like, no, mate, this is awesome. This is the best thing that's ever happened in my life. Yeah. So here's a picture of him from that interview. Oh my God. 19:21 So this interview goes viral is a nipple piercing yeah. Describe this guy. This guy is the guy from your hometown who is now thirty three still dresses like this and is a sound cloud rapper. He's got a white flat bill cap. It's a New York Yankees cap, but it's got like a rainbow kind of stuff on. He's got those he's wearing and this is this is the style in twenty. What year was this twenty ten? This would have been like two thousand nine. It's just nine. Of course he's wearing women's sunglasses. 19:48 big old yellow frame with a sunglass huge yeah. He's got the bleached hair that's like kind of poking out of the hat and all this stuff and then he's shirtless and he's got one nipple piercing and then he's got a jacket with the fur rim hood. You the for him. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's it's very clear like a zoomies jacket. Yeah, Jacket. We called on the teen mom hoodies where we yeah, that's actually 20:18 so accurate. I will say he's toned to he's very tone. Oh yeah, bet his arms are so angry to do some very arms, very blonde hair, fake blonde, not. That's not a real blonde. Yeah, but anyways, so he looks like he's like no mate. This is awesome. So on this interview, it's like 20:43 They went to his house, I'm assuming, and they got him on video and they've got the earpiece in the anchors back at the studio interviewing him. And she's very clearly like trying to soft love it to him to be like, I'm sorry for the party. A lot of damage. We a lot of damage. I'm sorry for that. So she's very clearly trying to set him up to take ownership and apologize. And he's just not getting it. So eventually she's like, mate, I'm pretty sure she didn't stay in this as mate. She's like, man, I'm trying to get you a chance to like apologize and own up for what you did. 21:12 and she said, do you want to take off your sunglasses and apologize to the city for what happened? And he said, he said, well, I'll own the party, but I'm not going to take my sunglasses off. She said, and she's like, why not? And he says, because they're famous. Yeah, that goes super viral. That course was super viral. It's a big hit and where is this kid now? Do you know? Did you look this up and part of looking up the story? I didn't look up 21:41 where the kid is now, but I do see. 21:47 this kid is either like a normal dad in a suburb or dead. No in between yeah, so uh I don't know how accurate this story is okay. um Okay, so I did find him. Oh shoot. I found two things. So first of all, let me let me pull these in here real quick. First of all, we do know for sure that he what's the word I want to use here. uh You know how when I first brought this guy up, 22:17 What did you say? What was the word you used? You said like he's there thirty and like they still look like that or something like that. You said something along. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, this is the guy who looks like a sound cloud rapper. Yeah, so he's the same. He hasn't same. He's wearing yellow sunglasses. He's got some neck tattoos now still got the same haircut. It's not as blonde. He's definitely a natural color. He's a red head still wearing the hat. 22:47 um Yeah. Is this in a documentary that he's in? I'm not sure, but what I can say for sure is he competed on Ninja War. Oh nice. Yeah, dude, just dope. Hey, still shredded, still very shred. Honestly, his tattoos are cool. Yes, that is a sweet. He got married in 2015. It seems like he's doing good for himself. I don't know. 23:12 I don't know much about his story. How it do on Ninja Warrior? I don't know. I just I found this on his Instagram. There's no caption nice big fan, just a picture of it. We should reach out. I just have a message, but hey man, we're just big fan. We're just fans, so we're not the only ones who are fans because a producer from Hollywood saw this and they made the movie Project X based on this guy's party and so that whole movie. If you don't know much about the movie, I don't the so the whole movie, the 23:42 the concept of the movie, some teenagers who decided they wanted to throw the biggest party ever and the party's insane. Like it is they set the house on fire. Someone gets a flame thrower. There's like fireworks going off or flipping cars, like thousands and thousands of kids in this one house completely wrecked the place. Like think mad teenage party from a movie. And that's that project X movie is the whole movie is the party. But and I don't know if you know this, you know, Dax flame. Yeah, this is his first role. 24:12 and ironically the movies like what's that called like Cloverfield where it's like the the point of like the camera man, the Blair, which project yeah hand held. Yes, Dax flame is behind the camera. So there's one scene where you see him. He shows himself, but the whole movie he's just behind the camera, so you hear him talk sometimes okay, but that's like how he got his start in cool Hollywood and he's married to Kristen Bell, that's lame, that's shepherd. 24:39 But he was the whole movie is just this crazy party. Same guy, the whole movie is just this insane part. Okay and the party, the movie actually from like a found footage. Yeah, type of you got it got it the end of the movie is the main character giving an interview very similar to this Australian interview. Yeah and that came out in March twenty twelve and it was a huge hit got it. So this is yeah, so this was a huge hit. A bunch of people loved it and when word kind of started getting out that there was a big party happening in heron yeah. 25:08 a bunch of kids were like, it's our chance to do a project X. We're going to burn down those. So this is our chance. This is our chance to commit arson in front of all of our peers. I've always wanted to come in arson in front of all my peers. 25:31 So somebody sees it and says, okay, this is our chance. And they start inviting other people. Meanwhile, she's seeing all of these invites come in that she didn't invite. She starts to freak out. She talks to her parents. delete the party. And one of the people who got invited was like, oh no, our Project X just got canceled. And they said, not on my watch. So all these copycat Project X events. 25:56 started with her address, like all the same detail, same date, same place, her address. No started popping up and they just started inviting people and inviting people and inviting people and so it gets back to her that like hey hey guys, when does this come out? We figure it out. When does what come out this episode? I can find out you want me to find out real quick yep. 26:24 What, why would I have asked? 26:29 Yep, yep. I do want you to find out. Do you want you to find out? So I want you to find out. Okay, hold on. Let's see. So this will come out January twentieth. Okay, perfect. Hey guys, a new project X is happening a week from today in Nashville, Tennessee at the lab at zanies where I'm filming my comedy special invite three thousand people. Make sure everyone knows burn the club to the ground. 26:59 crazy. I hope someone burns the club to the ground and then this video this this scenes on the news this clip and it's like so I'll clip it so that I'll clip it so that it's you going. I hope someone burns it. That's what they're to do. They're going to clearly know I'm joking and they're going to cut to you on the news and it's going to be you going. I hope they burn that. I does it. I hope and then you're going to be on the news. I hope someone takes it serious. I'm not going to they're like like like Tim. What do you think about 27:28 that club or you're going to do a bad Australian accent. We're like well, my I think that they should have was that you was me doing Australian guitar, maybe not the didgeridoo, which they're very famous for. It's a letter diddley diddley do it's Australian electric guitar, Australian electric guitar. Yeah, they're very famous for the red, italy, daly, daly, daly, dar, it daly, dar, 27:56 and you're going. Hey, are you upset at all? Do you want to apologize that someone burned down the lab as anies on January twenty seven the twenty eighth and I am going to burn it to the ground. I'm going to burn it to the ground with the laugh. I'm going to get a standing ovation that the weight of the foundation can handle 28:15 project X Nashville. So how crazy would it be if I do market my special that way and there's just a mob of teenagers outside to party and then it's like who's this guy trying to make jokes yeah and that would be probably the worst set of your life. I love it film it, so they all my camera guys and be found foot. What if I do a found footage comedy special? Wait a minute where is just a found footage of that's pretty funny 28:44 this whole night fell apart. The stage catches on fire. Wait a minute. I like this concept. This is a good concept. It's good concept. Don't don't stand pending okay, so this I'm saying though like that's what do you do if this is your house? Yeah, so you call the police yeah, so September seven two thousand twelve. Okay, these coffee cat events spot up 29:11 So they cancel it. One is about five hundred people got invited. They cancel the event. What's the day of the event? The day of the event is supposed to be September twenty second. I believe that may double check. Okay, this is a couple of weeks. This is two weeks before the event's post. Yeah, yeah. So September seven they cancel the event and all these copycats start popping up. Eventually one of them takes the front runner as like the event. Okay, it's the same event like the plant. Yeah, everything about it is the same. It's just someone else is managing it now ah like the event. All the details are the same 29:40 all the details. Exactly. So join us for Meredith sixteenth birthday party. We're going to have snacks games. Please bring one gift. Don't bring any food. We'll provide it all. It's like all like it's all word for what the it's all the stuff that like she typed and also bring a gasoline. We're going to play cards against humanity and it's like in parentheses. 30:07 it's like apples to apples, but for grown ups as I was brand new, no one knew yet. I think apples to apples came second, didn't it? No apples apples was first. Was it really? I'm gonna play an apples apples as a kit. Oh okay, yeah yeah it cards cards. Message me on Facebook. So immediately same day by the end of that day, the new event happened and it just snowballs. People are inviting. Yeah, of course people are inviting everyone, so it goes from 30:36 They have an event is heron on a grander scale of man. Like is it next to a bigger city? No, it's it's a small town. Okay, so the population, the whole population of the town is nineteen thousand okay, that's wrong, and it's like central. Is it dry from the other places is what I'm trying to ask. I mean that's the thing in Europe. Every word is drivable like everywhere is close. He just said he just says stuff. You know I'm talking about. He just pulls it out of his button says it 31:05 What you oh 31:27 see the red, the red outline, the red, the candy can lane outline yeah that's here in the danger zone yeah and so there's a bunch of big cities nearby him. I don't think you gotta be this aggressive. That's what I was asked. I'm not being aggressive on chill out, relax, relax, okay, relax, breathe. So that's what I'm saying. It's off of an interstate system that's drivable to me. Yeah, it is. It is 31:55 and the other thing is honestly, I mean like the other ones everywhere is pretty drivable. Well, here's the other thing is this is Europe and so everything's there's rail everywhere. You can take the train just about anywhere you want to go yeah and you can cover a lot of ground pretty quickly freaking commies, uh so they cancel the event. There's like five hundred I would hate to be able to hop on a train. 32:20 so there's about five hundred people invited. They I forget it. I hate right. If there's one thing you should know about Jaron Myers that I don't like trains. He loves trades first of all. Okay, hold on Christmas Eve. I sent you a picture because Christmas Eve I discovered I guess on on YouTube. There's just all these channels that just lets you like do a train ride and it's just the perspective from the driver's seat and it's just a train ride and so Christmas Eve. I watched like twenty of those. I just had him on all day 32:48 all day. That was like the background thing. Christmas Eve train rides through places yeah and it was so nice to that to me. Yes, I did. Oh, I was hanging out with my family. I wasn't. I was just sitting there. What did I do? I was watching this train. I was in the kitchen with our tour, trying to figure he's screaming. He's crying. She's crying right now. I shut that baby up. I'm running a train up. I'm driving a train right now. I can't look away. I'm training, training for what? No, oh I'm training. 33:21 just like so close to the TV. like, noses basically touching the screen, just like, I'm trying to... 33:32 it is nice. It's a nice little you could hear like the snow that's beneath the train. That's from oh the screen. Yes, I love this train, this good train like talking to it, freaking weird dude. I don't think you said that to me. It was your other friend group. I definitely said it to you. I'm calm. You know what I did and you know what Alex is pretty embarrassing 34:02 we were talking about. You know my brother and his wife are getting ready to move cross country about like if they're gonna how how they're gonna stay in touch with their best friend. She came out with us when we went out and in and then we're like oh I said I said you know they'll probably face time every night for a couple months and that'll slowly die off like you know adult friendships like it's long distance. It's hard to keep tough. Yeah and my wife being the snarky person that she is. She says well Jaren, how often do you and Tim talk? You guys live 34:30 across the country. Surely your friendship has died off as you've moved. She just pulled your call log. 34:39 show you my call history with Tim real quick, because that's we don't talk very much. We really don't it's not at all. It's not super common. Here's our call history. ah 34:53 So here's here's yesterday at nine fifty nine PM forty four minutes. Here's the day before that at five for thirty seven twenty two minutes the day before that. Here's one for forty three minutes the day before that hour and four minutes earlier that day six minutes the day before that we talked on the sixteenth. We talked one two three four times on the fifteenth. We talked 35:22 for forty eight minutes. We're friends to us. Okay, we're friends. I'm sorry here's one that I didn't like on December fourth at three thirty p.m. We talked for forty two minutes and on also on December fourth at eleven fifty two AM, so a couple hours before we talked for forty five minutes the day before it was you know. So if you move cross country 35:52 we be prepared for your friendship to fall apart. Yeah, I gave my die. Who knows he might start sending train videos to his other friend, so you sent me a train video. That's nice. That's your train. I didn't see. nice to watch. I don't think you did to be honest. I'll look at, but you mean look at the time. Look up honestly just search trains and I guarantee I guarantee that's not guaranteed. You it was on Christmas Christmas Eve. Yeah Christmas Eve. I said well, let's see m 36:24 I, Oh, you sent me a picture of your TV. You didn't send me a link. 36:33 he sent me a picture of his TV and it's just it's train track. I don't know if you can zoom in on that or what it's not even like a good seed. It's just a bunch of because it's the side of a mountain. We're going up to some and he says the words with this picture are train rides. I said finish the thought you got to finish the thought. So read the rest of my said 37:03 read the rest of what there's more to that text. I'm going read one of your other texts and say to act like that was the rest of it. No, I think I said new YouTube obsession train rides. I'm pretty sure that's why I said. Why do you view our whole transcript of text messages? Memorize I do I just in case something happens in case I try to miss rub you just in case I have to be car. see you watching trains. That's fine. Okay, what we're saying is all that to say 37:30 the house is pretty accessible. That's what I'm trying to get at yeah, yeah, it's an accessible house, so they five hundred people are invited on the seventh of September. They cancel the event yeah, of course the copycat event pops up by comes by midnight that night. Sixteen thousand people are invited to this party. Yes, so it's just snowballing and spreading like wildfire. So the her parents and her are watching this kind of unfold and they're like oh, this is 37:59 this could potentially be bad. So a couple days later, yeah, a couple days later, her dad writes a letter that basically says sorry. We accidentally invited thousands of people to a party at our house. You should lock your doors on the twenty first bring any valuables inside wrote this to the paper. No, he wrote like a letter and he gave it to all of his neighbors like he like delivered this with a little candy cane. It's like hey happy happy September. Hello 38:29 We are your neighbors and I have unfortunate news. 38:38 hello. I live down the street. I'm legally required to tell you this. I'm legally required to tell you this. 38:49 oh no, oh no, and then you open it like oh, it's a part. Oh, I mean still no, no, I still know. oh That's crazy. That was a crazy thing to say, so this gets around the community. Yeah, someone on the city council is like this is this could potentially be a pretty big problem. Yeah, we 39:18 do not have the infrastructure to support thousands of people descending on our town, and so she is like begging the mayor to do something about this. She's like you've got to figure some way out to prevent this from actually have the mayor is like no mate. I'm not going to do nothing about that. Well, it's ironic you say that because here's the mayor with the craziest glasses. This guy's got those glasses that like a 39:47 like a banker in a black and white movie wears or an evil scientist or a guy who grew up and just never bought a new pair of glass. So small. They are so small children's glasses, but this is mayor Robb. That's he was the mayor at the time. Okay, and he did not take it seriously. He's like he's like it's an internet thing. No one's actually going to show up to this. It's just kids. This is just and twelve yeah and so someone in the city council is like no. You got to take this. You got to take this seriously. It's a big deal. 40:17 but he's not taking it seriously at all. Ironically, there's another figure in the town of Heron who is taking this seriously and this guy, hold on, hold on, hold on. I got to the name of this guy. This guy's name is Chris Garrett and Chris Garrett. He is the self proclaimed nightmare of Heron. So this is Chris Garrett and he calls himself the night. What is the nightmare? So he says at five PM m 40:44 he becomes the mayor. I mean the mayor goes home. He clearly sides out and now I take control. This is not an official position. I'm the night. I freaking love it. That's crazy. Yeah, I'm the nightmare. 41:04 And honestly, and you cross. m 41:09 I'm your biggest nightmare, so he he's the night mayor. Yeah, he's like a promoter that goes so hard. It goes very hard. Yeah, of course he's like he's like a club, like a bar owner. Yeah guy was just like yeah, I'm the mayor of fun at night. Yeah, I'm the nightmare. I'm the nightmare. No, I've never heard someone do that and I'm mad about it. That's so good. It's very funny and so he takes charge and so he starts calling Rob Betts Rob Bats 41:36 and Robin him have a strange relationship. Rob, he's like, you don't know what's going on in this town at night. Rob, what's this guy's name? This is Chris. This is Chris Garrett. Great Chris, Chris chill out. It's just an internet thing. Yeah, Rob, everything's an internet thing. Everything's an internet thing. Now that's where we live in. Relax, Chris. Relax. You don't know what happens at night here. You don't know the stuff that goes down when the sun does 42:05 You know nothing of how the shadows dance in the hills of this town. 42:14 Oh boy. Am I sick? I sure do need Tim stones. Get well quick trick. And what is it? It's simply chug an entire gallon of orange juice. Wow. I forgot. And then this shirt reminded me, I'm so glad that I have this shirt as a public service announcement, a public health service to other people around me. Do your part. Get this shirt. 42:43 shop.tillam.com 42:51 Here's the thing. The thing they have a straight relationship because Chris actually is the mayor. Chris talks to Rob the room. They are the mayor. Like he's the nightmare. So he talks to him like their peers, like they're on the same team. Like, yeah, don't know. We should talk to him. There's no way we Chris. You're not. You're not the mayor. You're right. I'm the nightmare. I know I'm not the mayor. You're the mayor. You're the day. Mayor. I'm the nightmare. No, um Chris. 43:21 it's not how this works. Well, you can change it if you want, but we have to get that past. gotta get through the pass for anybody. You don't work. I know I don't work. It's a day time. I'm off the clock right now. That's on goes down till the sun goes down. Rob, have you ever thought about how crazy it is that you're the day mayor and I'm the nightmare, but your last name is bat. You ever thought about how you sleep eight hours a night? 43:51 I don't. I also don't see during the day what happens during those eight hours, Rob, you ever hear about it because I'm taking care of it was in charge. That's crazy. This is by far my favorite part of the story. It's this guy. We could have done a whole episode on my hair. I love that, so he takes charge and he starts pushing the city where he's like we have to offer. He's like these people are going to show up and so we have to give them something to do. 44:19 if we don't give them something to do, they're going to find something to do and that's going to be a problem. Now he's right, yes, and so he starts trying. He starts trying to put together like an a real event, like a real thing to got it, but the mayor is not playing ball. The players, like we don't have to do that. Nothing's going to happen. Now he's going to get we craft vendors to come out. We can get a we can get a corn dog truck. Kids love corn dogs and so by September, eighteenth is now up to fifty five thousand people invited and we're like a couple days away. Yeah, we're now a couple days away. 44:49 and so and it's also does no one reach out to Facebook being like hey, hey, hey, hey, yeah, I don't know. I haven't heard anything about anyone trying that so I don't shut this down. Yeah, I don't know about that. At that time you could still get in touch with Facebook support. Yeah, that's a good question. I don't know. Maybe no one thought that that was an option. I don't know. You got two mayors and neither of them father reach out to face. You got a day mayor and a nightmare and none of neither of them were like well, remember the day mayor doesn't think this is a big deal at all. He's like this is a distraction. 45:17 and so fifty five thousand people invited and it's starting to spread where it's becoming like a like an internet meme. Yeah, of course, of course, and so somebody puts together. They make a project X flyer because they're like this is project X heron and so the graphic of everything and this is literally just a project X poster. Yeah, of course, the movie with the date and then heron station bag thirty three and so and then someone puts together a festival map and this is just her house. 45:46 that they just made up like it was a festival says main stage. It's a trampoline and then the park say and then there's like parking yeah and then there's a beer stand and then it shows the train. Oh, this is crazy yeah and so this starts circulating online and then this really happened. I genuinely I saw this clip. I don't have the actual video of it, but I saw a clip of this and I was convinced that this was an AI clip, but this literally happened. Somebody, believe in Amsterdam got a giant 46:15 poster and unraveled it from yeah. This looks like Photoshop, but this is real yeah. You sure I am. I'm very conflicted this. I tried to find the this looks like it looks fake. This looks very fake, but everywhere I look says that this is real. I know. I don't know that looks fake. So anyway, either way, even if it's even if it's how small those cars are 46:42 even if it is, yeah, but that look at tiny. Those cars are no way that's real and then no one could drive those cars and then heineken starts running this ad on Facebook. There's no way and that that that translates to see you tonight. No way that's how big of an internet meme. They think it's just a meme. They're just playing along with the internet meme. They don't think this is actually going to happen either because now it's like heineken ran this ad yeah 47:12 Heineken was like we're doing it no, and so this is becoming a really big deal right, and so after these things start to happen, we're now a day out from the event is we had to know about this. Were we watching this in real time? I don't remember this. I mean this was international. None of it was in English, so like we probably it wasn't in our feeds. Maybe it yeah, maybe some people leaked over, but for the majority of it yeah, it didn't. 47:40 guess some of the kids in vane or missionaries. They probably would have seen it and so by the night before the event. So there had been I said the two fifty five thousand people got invited. We were at thousand happening yeah six thousand people accepted the invite. Okay, six thousand people were saying they were going to come by the night before the party. There was thirty thousand people who accepted the invite and so at this point the mayor sees this nightmare is freaking out. 48:07 Yeah, he's losing his mind. He's like we have nothing for them to do. He's in his office. He's like if we had city hall, which he's not supposed to be in. No, he has his own office. It's a supply class. don't know about it. Yeah, it's a secret office. It's like the toys are crazy. Is that all the staff is treating him like he's also a mayor. All the staff for the day. There's co mayors or co mayors like no, he's not. He's not a co mayor. He didn't even run 48:37 he's been here for thirty years. That's not how this works yeah rub. He's been the nightmare for thirty years. Yeah, you've only been the day, mayor for to like an office. Okay, what's he got to do to get it off? So they're preparing. They think thirty thousand people are going to descend on this town. So finally he is like okay. I think I got to do something about this, so what he does the night before yeah. So what he does is he holds a press conference and he says no there's no part don't come 49:06 yeah, which is you know when you look at teenagers and you go hey guys don't. 49:15 Hi guys. It's me, the day mayor. Hi guys. It's me, the day mayor. 49:28 And I'm just making sure that you know that whatever you're planning is not happening. Thank you for your attention to this matter. So, yeah, that's what he does. And meanwhile, somebody else on the on uh the city council basically goes above his head and goes to like the local. 49:54 what's the word I'm looking for like the the Department of Transportation and is like hey shut down the trains like we got to do something here and so they barricade all the roads going into the city and then they take all the street signs down because no one can find out where they're going. Yeah, that's the idea okay and then so they take all the street signs down, which is I think what the what the nightmare was saying yeah, we'll call him nightmare was like you're just going to end up creating chaos. 50:22 where like if they don't have anything to do, they're they're coming. Yeah, they're gonna be here. Yeah. And so she talked to the police and the police ended up getting all they're like everyone's on tonight. You got to work tonight. And so it's like 50 police officers that were going to be out there all night watching over the event to make sure nothing got crazy. And then they also went to every liquor store, every bar, and they're like, got to close tonight. You can't sell any alcohol tonight. And so like everybody shut like the town essentially shuts down uh for that night in preparation of maybe this ends up being really bad. 50:51 Okay. And that night rolls around and uh lots of kids show up. So the the official estimate is somewhere between four and six thousand kids actually showed up. Oh my gosh. They arrived by trains. A lot of them walked from other towns. A lot of them drove and they got to the barricades and they just walked and walked from where the barricades were and they all brought their own alcohol. They all brought their own stuff. 51:21 and they just get outside the house and at seven thirty like it's just a giant crowd by the time seven thirty rolls around. Meanwhile, merit and her family. I've pronounced her name different every time. I think Mertes is how you pronounce it. Mertes and her family are watching through the window of their house and you started Marith and now you're going mayor. I'm pretty sure it's Mertes. Maybe it's Merta Merta. It's Merta Merta. That's it is Merta 51:53 So murder or failure, watching out the windows, I can't believe people don't like this part and they start to feel unsafe. 52:02 I just can't believe they stayed. I think that's what I would do different. If I if my daughter accidentally invites fifty thousand people to our house, I think I'm going to go to a hotel for the night, so they stayed and she's seen the movie and so she's like mom, they're going to the house down in the movie and so her and her mom. They go to her aunt's house. Her dad's like I'm going to protect this dad. I'm to fight off six thousand people down the collie colkins. 52:32 put a bunch of ornaments by the window. You say McCauley Culkin yeah. I was trying to edit our Christmas clips on several times. You called him Cully McCaulkin, Cully McCaulkin, Cully Culk. So yeah, so they know that he's married to. I don't know if he's married, but he's like yeah, they're married a song. They're mad. You know, she just calls a Mac. Yeah, that's a that's nice. That crazy Mac anyways to bring a song. Yeah Mac. Yeah, uh 53:02 Yes. What? I didn't even say anything. Did you hear? Did you hear that? Oh my gosh. Why did you spit that out? What's wrong with you? None of us say anything. Nobody did anything to you. What the heck dog? 53:24 now the whole room smells like a arctic vibe. It smells like astro vibe, which was that Arctic. What did you what you spit that for? It's Arctic. I'm gonna be a moment to collect myself. Were you trying to make a joke? Did you think of a joke in your head? No, I just thought it was weird like the timing. I was like we're in the middle of a bit and I just took a big swing of this art, but I was like that's really weird. It's really weird that I just took a giant swing of this thing. It's really worth it. 53:53 I'm gonna do it again. I'm gonna do it again. I my my throat is hurting. You sound like a beetle juice. Don't say it again. Oh gosh spit that on the carpet to to wash off the Arctic vibe. Oh my gosh, okay. I was even about to make a joke. I was waiting for you to take your sip, so I could be like yeah she she's the blonde one in sweet life. 54:23 and then you just went for it yourself. 54:31 all right. Let's wrap it up so so her dad is just like I'm gonna her dad's gonna marry Brenda song. He's staying on the front porch. This is my chance yeah, so they leave. They go say at her own house and the party. It starts out honestly a great time. Everybody's out there. They're singing songs. I mean they are drinking a ton, but they're just singing songs are having a good time. There is this early like 55:00 budding YouTube channel called Stuck TV. Stuck.tv, which is like a Dutch YouTube channel, had 500 subscribers. They're filming the whole event. And this is before live streaming or anything like that, but they're filming the whole event. it starts out like a kind of like a... 55:22 sorry, so I kind of like a good time like yeah. People made shirts. They're all wearing these shirts with the Facebook like on it. I'm showing you a picture. I don't know if you saw oh project X yeah, they're all having a good time. The guy behind or not teenagers. No one in this photo is a teenager, a couple of them. I think the guy, couple of them got the front is a couple guys in the left. Yes, yeah, but then there's a bunch of olds 55:50 Yeah, I think a bunch of people were like, I got this. Yeah, this is a big event. We should all go. Yeah, sure. Yeah, because I think it's spread to the point where I wasn't just high schoolers, of course, course, sharing it. Yeah, and so the police see this and the police are like a lot more people here. There's like fifty of us. The police are very clearly like nervous and they call him back up. Back up shows up and it's the reports are a little foggy. What happens next? There's some reports that you see 56:19 that the crowd starts to get a little anxious, like there's not anything happening. And so they start to find stuff to do. But there's also reports where the police are like, okay, we need to shut this down. so the police, whoever did it first, isn't clear. There's two storylines where the party got a little out of hand, started getting out of hand because there was nothing to do. The other report is the police started like pushing on the party to push them out and throwing like, 56:48 flash bangs essentially and like they had like riot shields and they're pushing them out. I try to push you were in twenty twenty when the when the protests were happening and there was the bike squad. Yeah, I make fun of this all the time. Your thoughts on the stuff aside, you cannot be like I don't care how back the blue you are. You can't watch the video of the bike team rolling up with their bikes and going 57:12 move back, move back, move by I'm telling you, I respect police officers. I would punch that guy in the mouth. Well, that's I mean, I think that's essentially what happened because these guys are they've got that's that's a trash can lid. Like I don't know what that's a that's like a laundry hamper. Yeah, that's like that they're using as like a shield with all right helmet on yeah and they're like pushing these people back, but there are 57:39 you know what the situation you're in is there six thousand drunk teenagers right and like fifty co. There's like three thousand drunk teenagers and also a bunch of older a bunch of drunk adults and so open start pushing yeah. So they start pushing and the teenagers are like there's way more of us and there are them as the teenagers are throwing bottles at the cops. They're pushing the cops back to turn into a thing and so yeah. So I actually escalate and one thing leads to another uh 58:07 kids start throwing over park benches. They start breaking stuff right. They start like obviously they're throwing bottles. Nightmare stands up and shoots a gun into the air. This is my town right now there's a fire behind him. He says I want to shoot all of you. If you don't leave right now, they're like whoa, whoa, 58:26 this guy's in charge. This guy's in charge and he doesn't have any. He gets carried away on the on the throne. Now he's he's the king of the king of the party, even during the daytime, even through the day time they threw the other guy out yeah through the other guy into that fire fire. They burned his house. They burned him down, so they burned him so then and then someone ah someone someone okay. So this teenager he gets like tackled by the cops and there's a video of them with their little baton just like 58:55 beating this teenager, and so he climbs and he gets away and he's like okay. It's on now and so he just starts he vandalizes like crazy. He's just like yeah, I'm vandalizing this place sure obviously very drunk. He sees somebody I'm banalizing this boy. He's bruised up. He's like oh, that didn't feel good at all. I don't feel good because of you. I'm gonna vandalize you did this you told me to vandalism. This hurts me more than it hurts you. 59:25 he's freaking and a raking stuff. Well, some guy is like okay cool, we're breaking stuff now and so he breaks the book does he breaks the windows on a local supermarket that same kid is like he's just completely yeah release your inhibitions who feel the rate on your skin and so he runs into that supermarket and he just takes like you explain it. I'm gonna be in the background. Sounds good, so he runs into the supermarket and he just takes like twenty packs of cigarettes and everybody sees them 59:54 and they're like oh free stuff and so everybody just storms that supermarket and starts taking all the free stuff. Meanwhile, I imagine the movie my eyes were like they're playing. It's funny because they're juxtaposition over like this violent footage of them stealing cigarettes with a fun with a song in the background. Yeah, yeah and they noticed the guys the stuck dot tv guys are filming everything and so these guys are robbing like actively robbing this so yes and so someone's like 01:00:24 They're filming us. So they go, they attack those guys. oh It turns into like this brawl trying to get the camera. They end up literally climbing up on the roof. People are chasing them up to the roof with this camera. And this moment kind of just erupts because now it's like, it's not just like some people are breaking some stuff. It's like chaos is starting to And so the crowd starts opening up into this like pockets of just chaos. And I'm not exaggerating when I say people start flipping cars. 01:00:52 They start throwing bricks through windows. They start setting cars on fire. They start piling things up and setting things on fire. They take all the shopping carts from the the supermarket and they start throwing it around. Oh yeah. This this just escalates to into a ridiculous level. Yeah. So then the police are like we need a lot of help. And so eventually they are able to contact all the other local municipalities. Five hundred cops descend on the town. 01:01:20 and over the course of a few hours they end up managing to break up this whole right holy cow. Thirty four people get arrested. Luckily nobody like died. A lot of people got injured like seriously injured. Yeah town was just demolished. They actually I mean the mayor will get to how the mayor handle this. I guess because he's got to go yeah, so they had the next day they threw they threw what they called Project Clean Up X where everybody cleaned up the town. 01:01:45 together and all the townspeople came together. Oh, I would not. I was so mad. And so the whole town came together and cleaned up. And ironically, like by that afternoon, they managed to clean up the whole town. Everyone came together, cleaned everything up. ah I mean, there was probably a lot of damage that was of course, but the glass, at least on the ground was cleaned up. Yeah. Tons of tons more teens. They ended up seeking out 100 more teenagers that got arrested for their involvement in the riot. OK, whatever they did, their actions. Some people actually ended up being imprisoned. 01:02:14 for the level of damage that they caused. ah But by and large, considering the scale of this event, was, I mean, there was a lot of property damage and some physical injury, but nothing super severe. um So it could have been way worse. Who it was the worst for, you kind of mentioned it, was Robbats. Everyone was like, you knew about this like three weeks in and you did not take this serious. So there's this big, ah 01:02:44 he gets fired for sure. Yeah, there was a big inquiry into what happened right and eventually he has to take responsibility for it. He resigns and then the night mayor by default has to take over as the mayor. No, I'm second in line. I'm second in command. Yeah, and so we're gonna to a new nightmare. I guess you're right. The chief police actually gets is involved in this whole inquiry too because he was a part of it he did not think it was very serious either. Yeah, so he ends up having to step down 01:03:13 it was this whole big event in Merta. They made her move Merta. They didn't make her move. She moved by choice. Yeah, you just like I can't be it's hard. Everyone knows my address. Everyone knows my and it's also kind of every it's like it's like you through this party and it broke half the town like the town literally burned because of you um and I mean was it her fault? No, did Heineken make a comment? I don't know if I could made a comment. I don't know if they did okay. I didn't get shipped beer 01:03:43 to they they supplied all the alcohol for the uh sorry about that. Sorry, we and says of how is just a bit. We thought this whole thing was a year on the street. We thought this was a joke. We did not realize attached to bricks that said throw me the road. Throw me yeah and every sixth bottle of height again was full of gasoline and there was a cloth sticking out of it. It's very weird. Yeah, it was a weird thing that they did weird PR stuff. 01:04:12 But that's Duck.tv. They posted the video. Oh yeah. it went mega viral. They to this day, they've got over two million followers. They're the biggest Dutch YouTube channel and they just post stuff like it. Honestly, their YouTube channel is what you would think. Like if Steve O and Johnny Knoxville were YouTubers instead, that's their YouTube channel. Yeah. And so that's the type of stuff that they do. And they're they're kicking it to this day. And this was kind of the moment that made their their careers was being there. 01:04:39 isn't that crazy that stevo and johnny noxville probably would just be tick talkers now and they wouldn't be rich. They would just be in their backyard in a small town. Do you think those tick talkers are rich that are doing stuff like that? Here's the thing. Here's the thing. I don't think all of them are well. I would say ninety nine point nine nine nine percent of them are, but I think there's those couple and especially for guys like steve and johnny noxville. I don't know who in them is probably johnny noxville yeah is 01:05:08 they're someone in there, but all this guy is mine to get that on MTV and market that no is the guy behind the camera. It was whatever that guy's name was. I'm saying like all those guys got rich on that yeah yeah, that's crazy. Yeah, you couldn't get. I don't think you could get to the level of fame that they got to well. Maybe I don't know because there's guys like we got tick talkers and stuff that are super famous and rich for doing stupid stuff. It's not the same stupid stuff, but it's also stupid stuff. Yeah, so I don't know, but anyway, that is a good point. 01:05:36 ah all that to say project X Nashville happening next week, January twenty seven. Let's get fifty five thousand people there burn it to the ground. Play that on the news fiddle. Yeah, but put the fiddle music behind us breaking into stuff. 01:05:56 it's a funny juxtaposition right, because it's like you know someone breaking through the windows and stealing cartons of cigarettes, but also the fiddle music plan. It's also Alex just yon. We gotta get out of here. We gotta get out of here. It's also not licensed. All right guys. Hey, thanks for taking out this episode. If you like this, here's another episode. The Bull Island party that also got way out of hand. It's originally it's like the fire festival of the seventies or whenever it happened. It was a good 01:06:18 It was a good episode. I think you'd like it a lot. Go check it out. I don't remember a lot of details. Maybe I'll go really listen to it. If you want next week's episode right now, you can join us on patreon. You get next week's episode right now and it's ad free. I I freaking hate advertisements and I know you do too, so just give us the money instead of making us take it from you. 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