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00:00 there's a theory that the United States invaded Iraq in order to stop Saddam Hussein from opening a portal to another planet. Yeah, two thousand years ago there was a portal that was discovered by ancient Sumerians and they built a temple around it to house it and worship it or something that whatever the ancients would do in the during the Iraq War, Saddam Hussein was trying to rebuild it and gain access to that and so they didn't have weapons of mass destruction. This was the justification that they gave in order to start the Iraq War. 00:29 I don't believe any of that, but we'll I believe a hundred percent of it. We'll go through the story of the theory and what happened. This is a comedy podcast. We we go through and learn different things each week and we joke around the whole time. If you're here for the topic, you're going to enjoy the show. You're going to love this a lot. 00:49 it's November, 19th. What's happening this weekend? I am in Kansas City and then I am in Dallas Longview and Waco, Texas, very excited to be in Texas this weekend and then next weekend is Thanksgiving, so we get to hang out and with a family and stuff. So yeah yeah, love to just have gratitude. All my shows are listed somewhere. You can find them and and then it right now. Next week's episode is available to our Patreon supporters. If you want to listen and follow along on Patreon, 01:16 You can't do that. We don't make any money off this. It's just a way to support the show and help us keep making episodes. So finish this one and the next week's episode is ready for you right now. This minute, so let's jump into Stargate 01:36 Have you ever heard of Iraq? 01:39 okay, now I by being Iraq, but like specifically the Stargate in Iraq. I give so many recommendations for episodes and you still are just like you ever heard about the Iraq War and you're like I don't want to do this. This isn't the Iraq War. I mean I guess it is related to the Iraq War will come on. So I'm saying you heard about the Middle East. You're like I don't want to do this dude. 02:07 do another little Caesar's episode. Okay, roll the theme song. There's a Nat in here and as it got away, singular or episodes, there's a singular Nat in this studio. It leaves us alone until we start shooting golly. Anyway, go here's the topic and it gets fired up. Yeah, so here's I don't know how to start this episode. You know what a stargate is. Have you ever heard of it? Is it a? Is it a space thing? 02:34 No, it's a movie. So here we have a movie prop. So this is sure the a star gate for the movie Stargate. Is this what they modeled that like portal after one or the Time Square Port? Probably honestly yeah. If you're listening, it's a circle and the circles got a big hole in it. Yeah, it looks like every movie where it's like they turn it on and it goes and then it's like a 03:00 weird flowy portal thing and you can see through it and you can walk through it. It looks like any like two thousands Disney Channel bumper inside of it or it's like very liquidy and like yeah for sure. So this is a star gate. So the concept from the movie is basically there are these hidden stargates around the planet that are like hidden like archaeological discoveries that need to be made and these stargates are ancient alien technology that are warm holes. 03:29 and those wormholes take you to different planets. Sure they, but they they're they're like connected to a single other gate somewhere else in the galaxy and that's how you get there. And so the whole movie is out of no, I haven't seen the movie. Sure so the whole movie and they eventually got this other alien like portal movie. I watched there's like a wardrobe and this girl walks through it and it's it's actually like a honestly whole fantasy land back there. 03:59 and there's a witch and there's some Turkish delight, which as a kid you're like that must be so delicious for him to betray his family and then you try at one time because you're like oh, it's in the it's just it's nothing. It's so bad. It's like yeah, it's not we're also raised on freaking cosmic brownies. So yeah, yeah, but anyway, that's a good point. That is a good point. Are you telling me the wardrobes in Iraq? Honestly, now that you're saying that 04:27 I would not be surprised at this that white, which that is Osama bin Laden. I would not be surprised if that was the inspiration for the Stargate movies franchise now that you're saying that because it's the same concept, but instead of a small British girl finds a what it was the US military first person she talks to when she goes to the portal a half goat half man. I mean it's an alien. Are we claiming the star gets a direct rip off of the line, the which in the wardrobe? I mean I haven't seen it, so I don't know, but it 04:57 could be. All I'm saying is it might be there is there is a lion in it and that lion, the life name is Jesus and stuff. It were a little less on the nose. Yeah, he's going to die for our sins later, so the movie franchise was a fairly large ish movie franchise got spun off into a tv show. I have to do with Iraq. You'll find out got spun off into a tv show. 05:26 whatever. Here's the thing. Allegedly these are real and the movie is based off reality. Are you so in this? I don't know. You wanted to learn something I'm teaching you, so these are based off reality. So here is a real life stargate. Allegedly these sorts of things are apparently found. Where is this one? I don't know. It looks like main or something. 05:56 okay, if you're going to do it, if you're going to fully commit, here's the thing you don't even believe this stuff anymore. I can just feel it whenever you're talking like I don't know man made anyway star gates is a it's a this is how you're talking so far. You used to try to sell this stuff now. You're just like we're going to talk about the star because I used to believe it's real 06:22 Okay, no, Jaron's giving me twenty solid topics the last year and I have me twenty. You've given me one. It's just that one guy over and over again. You just keep telling me to do that one therapist. You had one good experience with a therapist and now you're all into it. Yeah, I'm gonna show you right now how many freaking episode ideas I've given you. Okay, great, don't say them because I'm probably still going to use them. They're in my list. 06:50 All right. Number one Stargate. 06:57 gosh, you've been getting me a lot lately with stuff like that water. The other day comedy of subverting your expectations are just not. Normally, I can see where your brains go great. So I let's see neoclassical architecture in more interesting and then let's see let's see argument that these are a shot. 07:25 I don't know what that is. I told you not to say these because these are on my list. I'm probably still going to they're not on your list. Yes, they are on my list. Did we already do yeah? We hold on 07:40 Oh, are you finding something that I've done? No, I was that what's happening. You're saying oh, oh, oh, so he's done this in fifteen eighty two. The calendar goes from Thursday, fourth of October and was followed by Friday, the fifteenth of October. There are ten missing days in history. This is something I've sent you showing prove it. 08:02 I've sent this to you show me, show me the text, show me the thread. I don't I don't recognize that February 5th, twenty twenty three twenty twenty three. That's why I don't remember that. I can't remember stuff from our own show last month. What do you, what do you think about a represent for twenty twenty three? 08:22 What was my response? Was it? Oh, what did I say? You're an a half ago? Are you sitting me a bunch of ideas for an episode and then I just completely ignored it and we did stuff that was stupid like Stargate? Did you all know that a whole year and a half we could add some really good ideas like the time there were ten days missing in history in fifteen eighty two. What did I say? What did I say? What was my response? 08:46 you summed up to say a class. You the next text you said was. Did you want to move our meeting from eleven to now? 08:59 Well, look, look, here's the thing. Now we've got a notion, shared notion board. You can actually put the ideas in there. Well, no, they saved. Oh, this is well. No, I'm never going to forget it. The next text I sent you was my trainer's dog just died in the middle of our session. 09:21 that was a really sad day. I've been watching a lot of YouTube videos and to sensitize me. That's why I have to gym and my trainer was just like hold on the vets calling and then and then he literally like was just. I mean he was just trot and so as he would be yeah he was like let's keep finishing this work. I was like go home yeah. You don't have to do that go home to your wife yeah. 09:43 Oh, it was a sad day. So anyway, that's probably why you forgot you were like so traumatized by the death of yeah, my trainers dog yeah. Honestly, what probably happened is you sent me that I saw it. I thumbed up it because I was like oh, that's a good idea and then I forgot about it. Didn't put it in your planner. Yeah, well, no, what I was saying just now while you were reading about you, the dog was now we got the notion board now that we share. Oh yeah, just add it directly. We are sponsored by notion. You can sign up with our referral link. I think we actually 10:12 can give a referral. Oh yeah, we should set that up. I called Zach Mayfield the other day, oh my gosh, and I said hey man, I'm doing a new YouTube project for I'm trying to solve this crime, trying to find some some B roll footage. What what subscriptions do you use and he said hold on, let me send you my referral link. I hung up. I said what do you think I have a one of your subscribers? Yeah, you can't you can't you should 10:35 but for everything you send a link to someone you should send a referral link, but you should not say also you my referral just send the link just in the link to send the link. You know how many people you know much much money I have made. The only way I'm able to afford my whole lifestyle is the number of people who have used my referral links to buy the Coleman Salu Spa inflatable hot. I send this link to everybody 11:03 It's actually the like when I share my contact with new people. I go hey by Jaron Myers also let me send you some real quick. I send a referral. You share your con. You send your contact, but before you do you send that link and you're like oh sorry wrong, wrong like Mr. Coleman has called me himself and said yeah, he sounds crazy. That's what he sounds like. Wait, is that the same cold the Colman Grills Coleman? Is that the same Coleman? 11:29 No, okay, yes, no, no, who you're thinking of? No, it's not that guy. Okay, I'm thinking of the early two thousands and five marshals guy. Yeah, you're thinking of Gary Coleman. Yes, yeah, yeah, I don't think that the size pause. I mean could be honestly hand in hand that product. I bet he makes the grills. I bet he uses the grills in the spot. No, you're thinking of 11:53 you're George Foreman, no, no, no, no, no, no, I know Foreman had the grills, but I also know Coleman also had the grills and also did the infomercials. They did him at the same time and that was what was so funny about it. Here's how you're here. Here's how your thought way you went George Foreman, Gary Coleman, who is like the actor in the Jefferson's right. I don't know all I know Willis all Gary Coleman. All I know is both of them had grills and they were doing 12:22 infomercials at the same time in the early two thousands and they sounded Coleman and Foreman were super similar home and grill. Am I right? No Alex Coleman is like just a brand yeah, but they make reals right now. We are we are. We're attaching Gary Coleman to it just because George Foreman did a grill and we're like that black guy did a grill. So that's that's actually on us for doing that to be honest. That's that's on us. 12:50 I don't think Gary Colman is is is related to don't write it down. That's re that's if anything, that's the healthy thing for us to do. That's us learning knowledge, our own little moment right there. That's us learning how much we suck where George Foreman has a grill. Gary Coleman not related at all to the Coleman outdoor franchise break. Yeah, I mean him 13:16 might be like he might have some common products. This is what happens is that you are faced with facts and you go I couldn't possibly be wrong. All right, so Stargate okay is real. Do we know where that one one was this one? No, I've got no idea, but but I'm saying was that just found this one? Probably this one, probably not. I'm going to be honest with you looks like it's like you know clearly made and 13:47 yeah, yeah, those stones look newer than the surroundings kind of thing like yeah. Most likely this was people act like this is what ruins would look like if they found them, but have you have you broke stuff before what have you what stuff have you broke stuff before it doesn't look this nice true, but if you have you look up the Mayan ruins before they were excavated. Oh yeah, yeah, 14:10 so people act like that's what like they're just going to stumble across that and be like these are ancient ruins and it's like no, no, no, the ancient ruins that you're thinking of had to be literally dug out like uncovered here. I'll pull up a little before and after yeah, so you can see my point that I'm making. Thank you so much. All right, you ready for this? Yeah, so before like when it was discovered, this is what it looked like right, and then this is after they were still accord it. 14:40 you exactly yeah. See the absolutely different one yeah. That doesn't look like that at all, not even the same thing. 14:49 Yeah, they had to essentially just rebuild the thing, which is wild. They rebuilt it. I mean they rebuilt the top. The top was not on there. The top was not on there and then they polished the heck out of it. They mowed the lawn. This is honestly, honestly, if you're an archaeologist, hold on, let it turn it to my camera. If you're an archaeologist right now and you're out are archaeologizing, I'm sure you're probably your universities probably counting you to start a tick tock and 15:19 make there be some more interest, and go into a massive amount of debt from home all the time, so that way they can't have here's what you need to do. He's like, hey, can I clean up your yard? 15:45 and then he does it and it's like a time lapse and he mows the lawn and he likes power washes everything do that but with pyramids. If you do that with pyramids you find million views on tick tock ten million views on tick tock honestly probably a hundred million views on tick tock. You just film yourself cleaning archaeology done done new Kanye West. If you do that so. 16:10 Gary Coleman didn't have kid for twenty years. 16:19 All right, let's get back to it. Okay, so we got different strokes is what he was on different strokes, which is the jefferson's. Okay, here's the thing. We are now seventeen minutes into this topic and we haven't talked at all. This is a topic that people are going to get a randomly find us for. So this is perfect. All right star gates. So the story is that there are these hidden star here. See this is 16:46 add this to your list. There's a conspiracy that Gary Coleman was murdered by his wife. Are you serious? Yeah, wow. Did we just discover a new topic together? 17:00 Okay, so the star gates I'm saying like clearly that one was made I so star gates. So here's how this here's the other story goes. There are a series of star gates in the world and our has got one of them. The North Pole's got one of them Egypt's got one of them and they're typically hidden within like major archaeology, archaeological sites and or places that are very hard to get. Plot still no we're in real life. We're in real life now we're in the theory and so you might remember we did a story 17:30 on. Oh, what was that guy's name Admiral Bird? I think in that article where he found that hole in an article that was a book now close, but another conspiracy theory okay, and it was this US Admiral that found a hole that went to the center of the earth. There was a whole world in there. Oh yes, yeah, it was another project that in yeah, something like that sure, but they very similar concept and art because the earth and people who live down there and all that stuff. Yeah sure, 18:00 another conspiracy that instead there's a star game. That's how they get to and from earth, the aliens. Okay, and so the story is that there is one of these inside the great ziggurat of er. Have you seen this before? Here's what it used to look like back when it was great before it fell apart sure and here it is today and this actually ironically we already looked at some pyramids that were restored. This was restored by Saddam Hussein 18:29 I don't know if I have a before picture of it. Do you just quit halfway through or yeah? We started trying to kill him, so that's why okay. Let me see if I can find one before restoration, but yeah, so that that whole yeah. Here it is. Gosh, that's crazy. It's very it's how much they were sorted. Yeah, it's wild that we talked about this before bringing up this part of the topic and it's essentially the same thing. This is nuts. 18:58 it's pretty much this whole gosh. I kind of wish they finished it because it would have been cool. Here we go. Here's what it looked like before you found it. Oh, it was restored. That's crazy and that's what I'm saying. Dude is like look at that. Like you, you couldn't just like you know. How do you look at that and then start to be that we should start digging that 19:23 Yeah, I mean you probably look at the sides and you can clearly tell there's walls there, but you probably would have never guessed that it was this and really was this like it's pretty impressive, but anyway, so the story goes we have like. Why do we know it was that you know saying? I think we have like documentation from the era of what it was built to look like, kind of like the arc where we know it was like the cubits by a cubits and stuff. You know we have descriptions of it 19:56 If you've been watching for a minute and you like this show, Our patrons get a ton of perks for their support. 20:08 We do monthly hangouts. There's a way to get birthday messages on your birthday. There's a lot of great perks, but more than anything, you just help make sure that this show continues to happen forever. We never want to stop. We're going to keep doing this forever. If we have enough patron supporters, we can put our brains in those little vats and like have AI pretend it's us. And so like we can keep doing it long after we die, but that only happens if you support us on Patreon. So we appreciate your support. Thanks for your help. If you don't want to support, that's totally fine. Thanks for being here. We really appreciate you watching the show. 20:41 Why do you constantly try to get us canceled by our Christian audience? Why do you constantly keep trying to bait me into did it actually happen? All right, so the we found Adams belly button and even didn't have belly buttons and I and I will I'll die on that hill, but you know when they found it, it wasn't restored and they had to really do some work to clean it up and realize it was actually a belly but 21:09 with a little brush. It's an archae out yeah. They just thought it was some peat moss and then they started doing some cleaning and they're like holy cow. This is real belly, but I was belly button. He was an out. 21:25 or should it have a belly button? Actually, he should be belly button free. That's what I'm if you're a Adam and Eve both didn't have a button. That's okay. So so the ziggurat of her as the story goes, yeah, the top of this ziggurat of her was once a stargate and that was what it was built for. It was built to make why it had to get destroyed. I don't know if that's why I would say it had to get destroyed, but that's that there was the the stargate up there and so this 21:54 The ziggurat of Ur was built. We got to take this story back in time to early, early Babylon, back to Samaria. Right. To our friend Nebuchadnezzar. I love Nebuchadnezzar. So the bunny, yes. The bunny. I love the bunny. Yes. Yeah. We're going to talk about that story actually in a minute. 22:15 I'm on shad rack, me shack and a bendigo and yeah we are as part of the lore. What is your so not Lord historical fact this in this scenario it's slower, so three men in the Bible worked at a chocolate factory. 22:35 What that's his store was it back? What was it? A P asparagus and who played Shadrack me check in a bend to go in that it was the P and the asparagus right made it right and the tomato wasn't a bomb and Larry. I don't know if Larry was one of the look up VeggieTales Shadrack me Shack a Bendigo 22:59 yeah. We can I'm rack, I'm shack, I'm Benny. We were here. I sure right. It was it was yeah, I guess Bob Larry and the the kid asparagus in your yeah junior. You're right. Why did I think it was the P and the asparagus because the only one that you remember is Jonah where the peas are on the ship and that's a classic or on the hill. They're on they're on the they're on the gate at Niva. Yep, yep, yep, yep. 23:29 because the grapes are on the ship, which yeah, that's an interesting point. Was there ever in other route? So don't do anything. There's a tomato doesn't count. So so before we get to shad rack me checking a mendigo, we need to get to have a cancer, the ancient sumer, and so we have ancient Sumerian text talking about the aninaki. Have you heard of the aninaki? No 23:58 So this is we probably loosely references in some of our alien episodes before, but the anunnaki an alien race, we know, yeah, an alien race from the planet in a beer, which I think we've talked about did talk about this in the super soldier episode. Yes, yeah, and so Nibiru, if you need a refresher is a mythical, maybe m maybe real planet. Did the Nibiru 24:29 did they have a grill? What I put out the I think they had a grill and they were like they had all these infomercials in the early two. I remember this so clearly so Nibiru is the planet that I'm not here from. Nibiru is the planet out past Pluto. It's the mythical ninth or tenth planet depending on what how you feel about Pluto and depending on the mythology. You look at 24:55 the asteroid belt was another planet at one time into these theories that it's like just out of our so you know like oh it's past Pluto. Well, what's absurd is like we can see past to do to say that it's from Jupiter. You know yeah. What's absurd is that we can see out there like why haven't we noticed it yet sure there's 25:17 I will say that's what I mean is like, oh, it's convenient that it's I don't know when these theories were coming up, they probably hadn't seen past Pluto. Yeah, what I will say is like there was the the I don't remember exactly how the story goes. We talked about in our pole shift, a shift episode, but there was like signatures of a gravitational pole of something large outside there. And so it was like, oh, there might be something out there, but we didn't know about it. But this was like the seventeen hundreds or something like that. So there's 25:47 Since then we've realized, oh, that's because some something from Saturn or Jupiter is like and causing an anomalous gravitational field. Sure. Sure. But the story is that the asteroid belt was another planet. Nibiru was this far out planet that has a weird oblong orbit. Yeah. And so every once in a while it crosses paths with a lot of other planets, orbits, and at one point it collided with the planet that was in the asteroid belt and 26:12 blew it up and now the asteroid belt is what's remains of that planet that exploded, which is interesting. No evidence to support that idea other than there's a bunch of rocks over there. And so Nibiru is the planet where the Anunnaki came from. They have a star gate right to earth and that was in modern day Iraq. The Anunnaki were this like special race of aliens that we 26:41 and like our mythology referred to as like angels or something like that, right? And like human mythology, but they're really just aliens in our modern days. Like guys, we understand that the term for that, that we see in the Bible is the Nephilim, the same, the stories overlap. And so there's stories overlap really, really, uh, really well, obviously like there's, there's stuff on both sides that are different, but then there's a middle side in the middle where in both stories, this race came to earth, 27:10 and then reproduced with humans. That was bad and they had to be wiped out. Was the story. And so, Anunnaki or Nephilim. Now, the interesting thing is when we get to the story of Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego, they have the fiery furnace thing. The Israelites get taken into Babylon. They all... Fiery furnace is a portal. Yeah, they're all told you have to bow the knee. 27:37 Chad, like me, shook in a bed to go say no, we're not bound the knee to your gods. Nebuchadnezzar and I was just like throw him in the furnace. They throw him in the furnace and then all of a sudden, while they're in the furnace, a fourth figure appears and that's how they discover the portal was within that portal or within the fire furnace was the other portal and so that being came in protected them. The on a knocky or Nephalene figure alien came in, protected them from the fire and then 28:06 nebuchadnezzar was like hold on, turn the fire off. I need to talk to that guy, talk to that guy, found out. Oh, there's alien power here. Then they build the ziggurat of her around it to like encase this thing and it's like whole. That's part of it wasn't in the thing though. Oh yeah, yeah and the that in the vegetal story it was nebuchadnezzar like all want to follow Jesus now. Can we pray the sinner's prayer in the fire 28:34 or how's the lyric go? It's just there's another in the fire. There's another in the fire. Yeah, which is pretty hard. Honestly, just about a pivot to doing worship music because the standards are low and it's you know, or Christian music at all because like all people want is something they can listen to in the car with their kids. Yeah, that's all they want. Yeah and it not be like I am blue 29:03 you are green. You know they want like something like sounds fine to listen to that's why lyrics are just like God. You're good. You are cool. Jesus is my friend. Yeah, you know and it's just like all right. Let's it's so bad. I would rather listen to the first one. I actually saw a worship leader post a thing where he said the reason that K love music or like those worship songs are bad. Yeah, it's because they can't be musically complicated. 29:32 Yeah, because local youth pastors have to be able to play them yeah, because they're making it for bad people. Yeah, your small town acoustic guitar worship leader has to be able to sing this song yeah, so they can't make it difficult to play. They can't can't make it good chords. Yeah, yeah, yeah, which is fair. I think that changed a little bit in the twenty tens. There was a brief period there where yeah we started getting good music and he was not even free and really all of hill song was like 30:00 forget you guys. We don't care if you can play this week, then we saw what happens when you depart from four cords. Then you start to get the down, don't you know song was a was a minor seven 30:21 and so they built the ziggurat to house the the stargate, which is like it's, but this is a believable other stories were never can as or does this or is it just this like stargate theory? I actually don't never has no build the yeah. The ziggurat of her was during never has measures rain and the story line from history is the same thing. You always hear it's like a temple or a bear, but you know those type sorts of things. I think it's a temple. It was 30:48 was what the story was. I don't remember how the story is didn't in the Bible didn't have a Kneser turn yeah he turned yeah yeah, but it that there's no evidence that he did that and turn real. If you don't know the story of the Bible, it sounds like we're like yeah he turned you know you mean he he turned a high stinking. He repented and yeah 31:13 Yeah, he turned from his sin, built the temple for God is what it is in the Bible. Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, but another in the fire, so he goes and builds builds this temple, and this is this is an interesting thing, and you see this a lot with the ancient alien people is a lot of ancient monuments and things like that were built to house 31:43 like religious relics. And so there is a possibility that there was some sort of religious relic that came from some event. Maybe it was shadow wreck me, check in a bend to go. Maybe it was something else entirely and the ziggurat of her did house that significance. Yeah. To that people, right. Um, but the ancient aliens group will always say, well, that was the alien technology that they gave to them. And that's why they had that. That's why it was the sacred thing is cause it was ancient technology. 32:11 So one thing you hear a lot too is the Ark of the Covenant is ancient alien technology. Um, couldn't touch it without. Yeah. That's why it melted you. Cause it was nuclear. Um, which sidebar real quick, I saw this thing today. Uh, it was, uh, one of those radio shows where they like call you after you have a bad date. And it's like, surprise the guys on the line. And it's like, you got to tell us why the date was bad. So she, this girl walked out on the date cause she found out the guy builds. 32:39 or sells nuclear bombs is what he does. She's like I don't want to be involved with any of that. I mean he sells them yeah. That's what it they were like. I don't know if that's yeah. He's like she's like yeah. He like markets for them or something like that and like I don't think that's something anybody does like. I don't think there's a he's like no for your needs. What you're looking for is this beautiful seven seeder. I'll tell you what and it's got the full down dvd player in the bag. It's it's you know yeah this thing it's 33:07 fifteen thousand mega tons. You're going to love it. You're going to love this thing. This is used. Why it's so they had this whole conversation with her and how disgusted she was that he sells markets nuclear bombs because she doesn't believe in that she thinks that's disgusting and then they're like well surprise he's been on the line the whole time listening to everything you have to say and like what do you have to say about you and he's like he's like this was just a giant misunderstanding. He's like here's the deal. He said I don't work 33:36 added with nuclear bombs at all. He's like I'm a I work in a marketing company and our company is called is called new clear marketing. It's like it's like new ideas that are clear marketing. Well, that wasn't very clear bro. I actually think this is she's right because like she's a woe nuclear 34:01 it's literally the name of your company. You idiot nuclear marketing nuclear. I work in nuclear marketing. She's like I don't think I can be with someone support that who thought that was a good 34:17 I'll tell you right now nuclear marketing that's bad marketing. I wouldn't trust that 34:25 that's why you got to go with solar flare media. 34:30 Yeah, I support that. All we do is tear down all the electronics on the planet. Yeah, we don't blow anyone up. We just make it to where you want to blow each other up classic radio anyway. Damn much tell about these star gate so so no do that. You got to talk about that. Well, yours is bad. Never mind ah dang it. You made him go back to space to talking about the star. We opened the portal. You got the star gate opened up 35:01 I'm actually on Planet The Beero! 35:03 ever since you did that because you accidentally applied for nuclear marketing thinking you were applying for nuclear marketing. Here's the thing. Here's the thing ever since Boeing got the contract for the I have been trapped up here just floating out in space and so we crashed on planet since twenty seventeen since we started the podcast right yeah. We just yeah loading out in space. It's kind of shocking that I can get this communication to you in real time for real things to the Anunnaki 35:32 Oh yeah, they've got good communication skills. They really have a harness on their emotions. That's honestly, I've never, they're really good at telling story and crafting the climax and conclusion. Honestly, like something they don't even have to study in school. They're all just naturally born with it. They're really gifted at it. They're really gifted, which is crazy. It makes them really good at marketing and then yeah. 36:01 they actually and writing books, writing books. They write really good. You think talkans a human name? Yeah, that's the thing that a lot of humans don't understand. Oh my God, I what do you think C S Lewis stood for Celestial Super Star? Yeah, the thing like we've been using the stargate at her. Yeah, I'm saying we are not one of them, but we've been here for so long like we've kind of a you're just you're assimilated into the culture is your wife. 36:28 Oh well, sometimes I take the stargate back, but I'm not allowed. I cited in da with the on a knock. Oh, I meant like did you did you end up marrying one of them up there? Oh, I mean I don't mean to say one of them. That's that's not what I mean. I don't mean like them. I mean like I'll shoot. Oh gosh, please don't get me canceled on the nebula planet shoot man. The word, but it's okay. It's literally the most progressive planet. Yeah, these people are really in tune. 36:55 Uh, yeah, I mean, I can go back and visit my wife every once in a while through the star gates. Okay, so you're doing a long distance with your wife. Yeah, it's pretty long distance, but it's FaceTime. You know, it's, it's not the same. Sure. Like New York to London is a long time ever since we got rid of the Concord, but Earth to to Stargate to to the beer is not that bad. So 37:18 so yeah well, I'm glad that you're updating us about your commute. We're going to keep going with the episode. If that's all right space, Tim questions right here at the end of knockies, so they can answer some. If you know, we'd rather just speculate all right sounds good. I know that's what you guys do. I'm glad that all your information is not based in fact, but just kind of made up a little bit. Yeah great. It's a good bit. That's the only way our brains can handle it. That's awesome. Was the Ark real 37:42 the arc was real, but it was actually something that it was like a science fair project for one of the kids up here, but but here's the thing. It's your science fair project is a three panel board where you have to make a boat that's big enough to house two of every creature on this planet. Yeah, we do that all the time because here's the thing the adonaki in our culture stands for destroyer of world. So we go and we blow up and stuff up a lot. That's why we market all these nukes and then but 38:10 but we like animals, so we have to save up. So we can we kill the board by the dinosaurs. Oh, we didn't like those those were weird animals. Our necks were too long. Yeah, you nobody likes long neck animals. Yeah, trying to get rid of the draft for a long time, but it's just resilient man. All right, our classic way to chill 38:33 Galaxy's away co host. No, no, no, we've already our I've outro'd you twice cut his mic. Night, oh where'd I go who so was I talking about before you were to it doesn't matter. 38:57 so it doesn't matter, so they built people who found this episode are destroying so so the ziggurat of her was built to house this this stargate and it existed throughout history for right for a very long time. A lot of year was more caneser like four thousand years ago. I don't know the exact year, but it's two thousand BC something in that ballpark. That's great. I don't know for sure, but it was really, really early 39:27 So they, world powers have learned about this and many world powers have been trying to find star gates. Yeah. Until recently, there's a guy by the name of Saddam Hussein. Here's a picture of him before Disney Photoshopped out his cigar. And here's the exact same picture after they Photoshopped out his cigar. 39:52 It's just a totally different picture. 39:57 Hey, thanks for checking out this episode. Want to let you know real quick. 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It's actually really hard to not join it, so 40:58 So he had this Saddam Hussein had this like, I don't want to say obsession, but kind of an obsession. He won. He believed he was the reincarnation of Nebuchadnezzar and he wanted to be like Nebuchadnezzar and make Iraq great again or Samaria great again, and that's why he restored the ziggurat of her. It was more it was this wasn't like an archeological project. It was like I am Nebuchadnezzar and so here's a good graphic that lets us yeah. 41:28 that lets us recognize this in our brain. There's never can as there's it on who's saying there's the gate that the British, I think took away the gate of Samaria and now it's in a museum in Great Britain and then there's the on a knocky coming to meet with nebuchadnezzar there in the middle on that stele. Okay, so did Saddam Hussein ever claim to talk to aliens? I don't know if he ever claimed to talk to aliens, but I do think he claimed he was the new 41:58 nebuchadnezzar and was going to be can as or new. I really like that, so he was the new bikineser and he was rebuilding the nation and this gets us to the modern era because a lot of the conflict that happened in Iraq since the eighties. All this theory asserts that it's an attempt to get to this stargate because we want to find that stargate and have you wish there was a stargate there. Yes, and the argument is that 42:26 that was the weapon of mass destruction destruction. Speaking he was clear. Oh yeah, you're right. Yeah, easy. So the argument is that they said they were looking for WMDs. They found the WMD and then they backpedaled and they're like well. We probably shouldn't let everyone know that we found a portal to another planet and so we would rather like think we're war criminals. Yeah, so they're like we were just looking for oil. I guess 42:53 yeah. This was all dick Cheney's idea. Just put it on dick shoulders. That's all right there, but and the the reason for this is obviously we know that the whole Iraq invasion being an adult now is crazy because like we were kids when the Iraq War was happening yeah, and so we didn't. I I'm wondering 43:22 I don't know like what it would have been like to been thirty at that time because now looking back at it, we go. I was really bad. Yeah, it was. It was something I think because of nine eleven right. It was a polarized thing where it was like even if we're not going to get the whole validity of the Iraq war and all that stuff. If you had thoughts about it, yeah, you probably didn't really time say I know that there was heated 43:49 conversations and debates and like probably not up. Yeah, I don't know was the political tension. What like what it is now? Yeah, that's a good question. People really hate dick Cheney because of this. That is a good point and so the people who are children now when they grow up, they're going to be like oh yeah, the all that Trump stuff, huh, and we're going to be like yeah, that was a crazy time thing. Yeah, and they're going to be like. I don't know. I was seven yeah, yeah, that's interesting. 44:19 I was just thinking about it. Yes, I don't remember. I mean I remember my grandma being super. You know my uncle was in the military, so she was super pro like I remember her watching those pictures. I would just see her on her tv all day because Fox News was talking about. Oh yeah, yeah, you know yeah. I think I think and maybe it was just my experience, but I think most of most people were in a world like that where that was the zeitgeist 44:49 Yeah, we're just kind of like people were talking about the Iraq war. Obviously yeah, but we were just kids, but now we didn't get it like kids are more in tune with. I'm saying like I feel like kids are more in tune with what's happening right now. Well, I think kids are more exposed to it. That's that's what I'm saying. I think that's what we know. We would have had to watch CNN or Fox to under right. There was no pull or not. There weren't political ads popping up on the polar bear 45:13 the xp windows xp polar bear bowling yeah or the polar bear golf game. Yeah, yeah, we weren't watching political ads in between each yeah. That was when they gave us games and like good access to games for free. Yeah, you know and they were like hey, you can play this bowl or play this polar bear bowling yeah do that polar bowling yeah and now they like we got were like well, I get by one ball and then you watch a four minute ad and then you get it together. Your second ball yeah 45:39 and the ads are insane or you can pay seventeen ninety nine a day for this to have a limited balls and polar bear pin ball. I'm saying, did you see? Did I send you that tick tock? The guy was talking about catering your child's YouTube algorithm. Yeah, that was clever. I don't know why I've never thought of that. He he said he said if you have a kid go, I'm subscribing for all this yeah unsubscribe from everything go delete all the browsing history. 46:08 subscribe to what youth are okay with them watching right and then periodically every couple weeks go delete other browsing history and delete any subscriptions. You don't approve of and control what they see. My kids are only subscribed to the kids getting hurt YouTube channel. I want them to be afraid YouTube short after YouTube short of eight year olds getting run over by bikes and they're ramping. They fall they're running around on snow. They fall they're swinging on the swing set they fall 46:38 they're going down the slide. They get stuck in the middle and it like burn their bat. You know that's why they're yeah. Yeah, we just like metal. So that yeah problem with kids these days do is they've never had this they've never suffered on a metal slide. It's been in the hot July sun. Yeah, that was brutal. The metal side. I can't believe we did that crap man. I can have l'er fast. I've lived through some things, but yeah, that's a clever to 47:07 control your kids algorithm yeah smart make sure we never show up and if we did rebel against your parents, yeah, don't don't listen to anything. They say your mom doesn't know what she's talking about walk in the living room right now and say you're not in charge just like that set the couch on fire. They can't do anything about it walk. They haven't checked. Look your mom dead in the eye and say I think I'm the new the new book. 47:36 go say that to say that your mom's not just to the kids. That's just say that any adult any what day is this come out? This comes out like Thanksgiving week right? Oh, I like that. I just at lunch right when you're eating mass potatoes. Just look up, look around like I think I have the new nebica nes or new never getting as and then just go back to eating and then just continue eating. Don't expand on it. Yeah, yeah oof so nebica measure 48:05 or I should say Saddam Hussein is rebuilding Iraq, trying to become the new Nebuchadnezzar or rebuild the region to its former glory, as he states. The U.S. medals in that, a lot of Western nations medal in that because they want a leader of the nation that they can control better and they also want access to all the while. Right. And the story that is perpetuated, especially in 48:32 in 2003 is that we believe that Saddam who had had weapons of mass destruction so we invaded and it was a really, really bad war. I think that they found the stargate then they were like we can't tell the poke. We found the star gate. Well, in reality, what actually happened is it was a really, really bad war. We destroyed the majority of the country, pushed everyone who survived into abject poverty, installed a new leader and I think it was somewhere in the ballpark of a million civilians died. 49:01 in that conflict. So it was a very serious, very, very bad conflict. And then it came out that it was like, Oh, there was never any WMDs and we never had good evidence of it, but we invaded anyways. And I think as a result of that, you started to see everybody to try to figure out, okay, well then why, why justify this? Yeah. Yeah. Why did this happen? And eventually we did discover this, but in the wake of that, everybody started coming up with their theories. And I think a big reason why this started to happen is right next to the ziggurat of, or, or, 49:30 we built what for a long time would be the largest military base we ever had outside of the United States massive airfield, massive land and the ziggurat was part of the base, and so you could not access the base without or you could not access the ziggurat without being military right, and so a lot of pictures started coming out of the ziggurat with tons of uniformed soldiers partying on the ziggurat. I don't know that's already walking down the stairs. 50:00 for audio listeners. They don't have those like two thousand three glasses on or anything like that. It's not like it's not like there's no there. Literally is a group of soldiers walking down the stairs and Tim's like look at them having a rave. Look at them having a great time. Look at them just desecrating this holy place. You know a lot of pictures came out of soldiers just party. Sorry, I've never been to a party 50:26 is what I assume they look like I've been to your party one guy with a good folder one guy with a one guy with a right on the back. 50:39 but yeah. So these pictures started coming out. It's like what are they doing on the SIGAR app? What was actually happening was all of these soldiers were on base and they had a tourist site on base, and so a lot of them would go explore it and she look around because I mean that's also where offices were. Yeah, that's also where the star gate was the second floor, the regret, and so they they would explore. They would see it and there was some stuff where it was like they did take some 51:08 American archaeologists in it to do some studies, And then so then this whole story came out. what if the weapon of mass destruction Because we didn't want Saddam Hussein to be able to go to Nibiru or bring any Anunnaki back from Nibiru. 51:35 we needed the access to the technology that you could get from it, but what's also what's what's very interesting about it is if you go into the we would use them very differently obviously yeah yeah. You get a power out there like Saddam Hussein to bring in some aliens he's going to take over the world. He's going to take over the world. We just want. We already took over the world. We want someone to we can't take over what we've already taken over out, so we would make them professional athletes. 52:05 You know, I'm saying. 52:10 Yeah, at the time at the time it was Brady. Wait a minute, wait a minute, Patrick Mahomes. You rearrange the letters. It's on a knock. 52:29 Oh my gosh, state farm was, but look at the state farm logo, pull up the state farm logo right now, pull up the state farm logo right now and put it on this screen. Pull up the state farm logo. You know exactly where I'm going with this. It's a little sketch stargate stargate 52:56 that's three star gate, three star gate. Thank you for pulling up the P G file that has the transparent background on it. I know there were other options and you heard for that one. Yeah, I just I know you're in a middle of a contract that says all your media has to be like a good neighbor. Yeah, like a good in a beer. I do know from a good source that they actually pronounce it neighbor, not no one saying like you know 53:26 celestial celestial, celestial neighbor. Yeah, yeah, that's a very good a farm. I think theory yeah, but in a bum, but yeah, that is interesting too, because they do not have a court in sponsor, according to the way it's the state farms never going to sponsor us. You according to little faith, according to now with the way I have big faith. So according to the story, though they're the the inaki 53:56 is where we came from. So the Anunnaki came to earth looking for gold and they found gold. And so then they started digging for gold. And then they were like, man, digging for gold sucks. So then what they did is they took some of their DNA and they took proto human, like apes basically, and they mixed the DNA to make the human race as a slave race to get all the gold for us. Cause we don't want to dig. And so then we became their slave race to harvest all the gold. 54:25 And then eventually there was a subset of the Anunnaki, the younger ones that were like off at university in Portland. Those humans are hot. No, they were like, they were off at university in Portland in Portland and they were like, hey, but it's kind of wrong what we're doing to all the humans. And they went to the humans, they're like, hey, you know, you guys probably could kill all of them if you tried and like, you don't need to dig for gold for all of them. And so then they sponsored a rebellion and they fought back against them together. And then they overtook them and then the humans were free. 54:54 and so then as a reward they were like hey, because we helped you fight this war. They were like you can have the plan the okay. No, they were like hey, that's when then they were like okay, but they're kind of hot and then watching you defeat our ancestors was was 55:24 so that so then those on a knock is not named as baby go, lieth. That's exactly the story and and yeah and then the other an inaki that went away and that got defeated. We're like hey, we don't like any of that and they're like we're going to flood the planet, but we like your animals and two of you and I guess your kids can stay to I guess your kids can stay to and then they built the arc as a science fair project and then saved them all in okay. That's let's do the stargazer. So 55:55 the US comes in, tries to find it, finds it, And they're like, we're taking this back to Area 51, lore before this, the Stargates don't work anymore. I don't know exactly what the idea is, And so it's taken back to... 56:22 Area 51 for us to study and try to figure out how to turn it on. And that's what's been happening ever since. And so the worry was that somehow Hussein and his scientists would figure it out before we could and then have access to alien technology and whatever's on the other side of the portal. And so they're trying to figure it out. And here's the interesting thing. I think that this story is preposterous, but. After learning about Skinwalker Ranch, 56:53 I think it's possible that that's actually what was happening because the storyline existed before the Iraq war and after the Iraq war it got connected to it, the Stargates, this is why we were there. And with Skidmarker Ranch we now know that there were government people who used their position in the government to use the government to study weird paranormal stuff, I think conspiracy stuff. And 57:22 despite the fact that it was pretty preposterous, and so it makes me wonder probably wasn't the main motivation there, but probably had to be some more going on there right, but maybe and there's no way to know this for sure, but maybe just maybe one of them in that room was like yeah, and then we can also get the stargates in which room of the Oval Office. Oh, take a guess. 57:52 at which one which one it could be was like what about the star gates though? I mean honestly with that with that oval, most of them, most of them I could but there was one who was 58:12 pretty yeah. Yeah, I think there's a few of that you could say there was one. There was one person that oval office during that administration that was like it's the star gates. We don't got to pretend 58:29 Yeah, it's a crazy idea, but yeah, I mean you look back and you know, after knowing the skin, walk around thing, after knowing that administration, you're like, hey, I mean, there's a chance that that actually was what they were thinking there. It's not watch this drive 58:45 that's crazy. It is crazy, but yeah, that's the story of the the stargate at the ziggurat of her and how Saddam Hussein thought he was nebuchadnezzar and how the humans filled off the nef nephelim and aki, a beer wins and also Gary Colbert's gory 59:11 Hey, thanks for listening to this episode of things over last night. If you liked this one, there's other alien episodes. 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