The Secret Space Program conspiracy theory is certainly one of the more outlandish ones out there. At its core, it involves the idea that a secret human civilization and space program has operated mostly in secret since the late 1800s. This all traces back to a fictional novel written under a pseudonym by a woman named Maria Orsic in 1871. … Read More
Are You an Alien Super Soldier?
Episode Transcription
Hey, you're watching Things other than last Night. Today we cover the Secret Space Program. It is a bonker's conspiracy theory and emphasis on bonkers. This is gonna be a wild ride. I hope you're ready for it. And there's a pretty fun surprise at the end of this episode, so stick around till the end. If you're watching for the first time, subscribe right now. Don't wait to see it. Subscribe right now. I guarantee you're gonna be happy. Hit that bell icon, leave a comment, leave a review if you're listening on one of the podcast apps, and thanks for watching Things out the last Night. Oh important disclaimer, this is a comedy podcast. We're gonna laugh a lot. We're gonna make fun of stuff. I hope you're ready for that. Thanks for checking this out. Hey man, what's up? Have you ever heard of the Secret Space Program? Secret Space Program? Yeah? No, I mean if I did, it would just be the Space Program. No, this is the secret one, right, Okay, all right, this is this is gonna be a journey. I think what we need to do today is we're gonna so here's what we're here's what we're gonna have to do. What are you looking at me like that, you mean it's gonna be a journey, you know, exactly the camera and tell them what you mean by it's going to be a journey. Well, here's the here's the cool thing about this is, technically speaking, this isn't really an alien episode. I mean it's alien adjacent There are some aliens that are alien adjacent space. Sure, yeah, there's gonna be some aliens that enter the story at certain points, but it's not about them. It's kind of like it's kind of like Friday, which which character are, Like there are there's the main characters in Freaky Friday, and there's the then there's all the supporting actors. I don't know what the Freaky Friday like. I don't know. I don't know literally anyone else in Freaky Friday. I can name name. So you're saying Lindsay Lohan, Jamie Lee Curtis, I can tell you. The aliens history are basically that weird No, that's School of Rock that I'm thinking of, isn't it. There actually was that weird scene of Freaking Friday with the alien dish of Okay, why do you sound weird today? Are you good? What the frick? What are you talking about. What do you mean when I sound weird? You get some weird you're yelling, and you got some weird nasal thing going on. I got a weird nasal thing going on. You're yelling. Did I mention that you're yelling? Tell me what's your resting heart rate? I don't know. I'm measuring right now. You said that, and so I just went and I'm like, let me, I'm right now. Came in this morning, it was like, I'm on edge. Okay, buddy, well, I was preparing for this episode and you're not gonna believe what I saw last night. I was planning for you're yelling. I was preparing for this episode and you're never gonna believe that's what you're doing right now. You're freaking yelling. I'm not yelling. Prepared for this episode and you saw what. You're not gonna believe what I saw last night? Okay? The aliens came and they said, don't don't cover this topic? All right? What is it? Don't you cover this topic? And I said I'm gonna do it, and they said, don't you did? I try so hard to make this podcast good, and it feels like you're trying so hard for it not to be. It feels like I'm trying my best. I show up and I'm like, you know what, I've centered myself a school, I took some time and you know, did some self reflection. I already did my workout this morning. I feel good, you know, I'm ready to record some episodes. And you sit down and you're like, you like, bro, why don't you just teach me the topic. They go to an intergalactic war with the global elites and the Illuminati. Okay. While they're there, they develop time travel. Okay, so she goes back things I learned last night. Cool, we're gonna ask this with this? Is it a couple of parts? There's gonna be two parts of this story. One, I'm gonna tell you the story of the Secret Space Program. We've done this a couple times before. I'll tell you the story of the Secret Space Program. Great. And then I'm gonna tell you the series, the story of where they're at today. Cool. And then something really interesting that happened a few weeks ago. Jot it. Honestly, gosh, I wish that was what happened. I wish so bad, Like, oh gosh, all right, anyways, let me center myself, like you said, pull it together, let's get into it. Okay, So the Secret Space Program is, uh, here's the story for the Secret Space Program. To take this back to like eighteen gosh, seventy ietek seventy. Yeah, we're taking this way back. We're taking this way back when were people space people have been around for a long time. I understand that. So it started in it started like eighteen hold on, let me get the date right. Let me get this date right. Eighteen seventy one. Eighteen seventy one, a book came out of a novel was written by a woman under the name of Maria or Sick. You know who that is. No, she's allegedly an important historical figure that I've never heard about before. I was going to show you a picture of her, but instead I found this drawing someone did, and I figured I'd show this to you instead. This is Maria or Sick. Okay. The rest of the episode is not going to get better, all right, I don't know. Maybe a will. If you're listening, it's a picture of right now, it feels like the first three minutes of the presidential debate, where you're like, oh, this is gonna go. Okay, you're like a ninety minutes that was gonna this is what we're doing today. This is not gonna be ninety minutes. By the way, I will never let that happen to you. It might be you're safe, Okay, I will keep this ow guide this thing. Okay, So if you listen, if you're listening, this is a colored pencil drawing. This is a pencil drawing with colored pencil in a couple of specific zones. It's it's a group of three women like worshiping a UFO. And then there's one down here where a she's holding the flat earth. That's the firm ice. Yeah, she's holding the flatter I thought it was a platter of something. And she's checking her and there's art rate. Yeah, she's making sure she's still got a balls ninety six alive. There's like alien letters all over the paper. And then there's a woman in the front that's Maria. She's got a nice little hair clip and her the UFO is painted gold. And then the only other thing that has colored with the colored pencils is her blonde hair, blue eyes. So that that might give you a hint of where we're going with this. Anytime someone says blonde hair, blue eyes might give you a hint of where we're going with this. I don't think that's great. So in her novel, I should say she's a character, like there's a novel written by her, but years later she disappears. I have concerns on whether this is a real person. I think it might have been a pseudonym. I think someone elsher wrote this that was not her. And they're pretending like your what's your author name? Aname? What do you mean my author name? What's your author name? Don't you have like an author name? I have an author name. I thought you had another name. No, I thought you had like a like I was gonna write my novels and say my name was Oh, there was the possibility that I do T J. Stone if I start to become a novelist. That's not the same. I thought you had like a freaking you know, like just a complete suit on him, Cornelius Whittaker or something like that. No, yeah, I did have Remember when we were growing up on the internet and like, none of your sentences sound like they're gonna end. Well, dude, what are you talking? Keep going? Please, we're going for on the internet. And it was like, oh, there's sketchy people on the internet. You can't use your real information, right, And so we all had fake information with fake birthdays, fake addresses, all this, all that. Yeah, what was your fake names? What was your fake name? My fake name was Bibbathy mama Bear. Used it on everything. And you think that that fools some people. People were like, we were like, heybath mama Bear. No, I'm chatting with my friend Bib And uh, what do you mean that's not as real name you think Bibathy Mama Bear. I thought you were talking about, like, you know, different identities online, you're talking user names. No, that was I had a username. I had a different username. That's what I would put for my name. When I was a first name, last name field, I would always put bibithy mama bear. Yeah, and something feels like just what a I am generated for you? Honestly, it could be I would. I did sometimes have typos, and so it was Bipathy mam bear on some things. Got it? Uh, yeah, you want to dive into water, you chose mama. I don't know where that came from. I was just thinking about that for a second. That's an interesting choice. Yeah, that is an interesting choice. So why don't we take it back, Like when you were like six, maybe you know I was taking a nap and I woke up. I woke up from this nap and I walked downstairs and my family is not there. They're gone. They're not in the house. Here's the true story. They're not in the house. I look everywhere. I'm panicking, six years old, can't find my family anywhere. Yeah, and then finally I look out in the backyard and there they are my parents and my little brother, who's an infant at the time, having a picnic without me and I. I slept through it. And I couldn't take a nap until I was twenty seven years old. I couldn't. I couldn't fall asleep because I was afraid I was missing something. This feels like a bit that trut. I don't know. I know it is. I'm saying it started as a bit, and then you got just a little too real with it, you know, like for twenty one years, I couldn't take a nap. Wow, buddy, that's actually really sad. It was. That was a moment for you that you cry, Are you crying right now? I just a little six year old bipathy sleeping through family time. I walked out on the deck and I was like, are you guys having a picnic without me? Stop crying? I can't. I'm just picturing he needed his mama bear. Get this man into acting gay. Jeez, those tears. I believed them. Oh wow, Yeah, So that's kind of like whenever I was a kid, What if this is just us like saying, you know, like this will happen. My wife will do this a lot. She'll say stuff because she had like an abnormal childhood, I think, or like there's a lot of people at evangel who did this. Yeah, but you know when your parents did this thing and all of your friend group goes, no, has it ever happened? You know when you're like sharing like and you're like, oh, yeah, like my my parents, you know, when we would get in like conflict or whatever, my mom just would like leave for like three days. And then you're like that's not normal. Oh, you know when your mom goes away for a couple of days and you're like no, like actually, no, they didn't happen. For like, when you're on vacation and you're in the bathtub and you shove socks and that's why your parents paint into without you did. Yeah, we don't really want this guy around. This guy they're talking about their six year old son. In the abstract. They're like like, oh, man, hey, Terry, do you want to have a picnic in the backyard. Don't invite that guy this time? What guy artists? You know who I'm talking about, that guy who's around here all the time. Oh, yes, baby, baby, I don't think that's okay. So you all this came from you think that this is a made up person. Oh that's right. Yeah, So I'm pretty sure this person's made up. So there's no way I actually got vulnerable on this. This is so sad. There's no easy way to say what I'm about to say. Maria writes a novel, and in her novel, she says that there was a group of aliens from a far away galaxy and they came to Earth and they breathed with humanity and created a superior race that it is called the Arians. Is don't some people think that was like the angels that did that? Though? Yes? Yeah, And so the theory is that she was the puppet master controlling Adolf. So she founded the Real Society, which is also known as what V R I L Real, which is also known as the All German Society for Metaphysics. And so basically this was kind of like an early feminist movement. She realized that a lot of men had more opportunity than the women in their society, and so she got a group of women together and they would we should kill all these guys. We should build camps for these men, kill them all. No, she said, she did like it was like metaphysical stuff. So they would meditate and they would worship the UFOs. That was why. That's what got so they this is in the book? Is describing all this or is this like a real thing that I'm gonna be one hundred percent honest with you. I don't really know. I didn't read the book. It seems like it's probably garbage. But what I this is a piecemeal story of it could have been in the book, it could have been her real life. It also all seems like it might be made up. I'm gonna be honest, So we don't know. But she had this group and in nineteen twenty seven, Big a found the real society. I don't like calling the big a. I don't think you should do that. What else am I going to call him? Adolf Hitler? Adolf Hitler. I'm just trying not to get us demonetized. I'm trying to say it less. I'm trying to use the word less mustachio. He finds the society, and you say his name. I don't know what the limit is on that. Pretty crazy to have a name that would just be like, actually, no one can advertise nov So Yeah, in nineteen nineteen, he finds a society and he gets the you go bibbler mom, mama, bear, mam a fear. Uh. He finds the society, he joins it, surprisingly because it's an all woman's society. So they're saying that that that the Nazis, which keep saying that. I don't know how many times you can say that, I don't know. Uh, so unserious, which makes it feel like we're just we're not making light of any of that. But yeah, we're just genuinely trying. Uh. The theory then is that that was puppet stringed by aliens, not by aliens, by this woman who was who believed it. I don't know if she was controlled by aliens. She knew that the aliens came to earth, I shouldn't say she knew. She believed that the aliens came to earth and created a spirit race by breeding with humans, and she was like, we need to make sure that that is the race. Is what she campaigned for? Why he was welcome to the crew. Is this a serious question? A little bit? I think like NBA basketball players are real. I believe I've never seen him. Actually I have seen him in real life. Have you seen him? You're never gonna believe what I just googled. Okay, uh, this kid that got drafted this year? Oh the draft? Yeah, yeah, you actually remember his name? The other day the Mormon kid. No, okay, the Mormon Kid is a crazy story. That's a different story. A tangent on that. Let's do that in the fiddle off. The fiddle off by while you're looking that up. The fiddle off is after we do that, at the end, we go fiddle off. In the music plays, we we kind of just chat about the episode and whatever else, and our Patreon supporters get to watch that every week. Yeah, so if you would like access to some bonus content, it's a little plug there. There you go. What is this kid's name? Was he like seven four or something? Uh? Oh, he hasn't been drafted yet. Okay, so there is a kid. This kid got Okay, so I got drafted. There's a kid this he Okay, what is what's going on with the kid? So there was a guy who just got drafted? How tall is how tall is he? I think at seven four seven five just got drafted made history is like the super a super tall NBA player. Well, there's a kid that is in college right now. His name is Oliver Oliver Root r I o u x How do you say that r I o u x U. Sure, he's seventy nine and he's playing. He's in D one. He's playing in college. This is him next to a normal sized human. It's a toddler. He's standing next to toddler. And that toddler is adorable by the way. That toddler. That's a good that that's like a five year old. Maybe that kid that kid's yeah, of toddler. He's here, he is in a game with another kid his a imagine being that Yeah, the defender on that he's like I think they said he's six six inches taller than Shack. He is a full head taller than Shack. And what's kind of wild about him is he's proportional. Like if you look at him, if you take take that child out of this picture, like he does. He doesn't look to because some people, when you see him, you're like, oh, he's yikes, you got like issues, like his arms are long. Yeah, it's kind of bonkers. That's crazy. So do you think he exists or yeah, I believe in him. Do you think when the Bible talks about giants, do you think they're talking about this guy or do you think it's like actual giants. So anyway, this is the guy who got drafted. So this is him next to this guy who got drafted a seventy four. Uh. And that guy looks tall if you want, if you look at his frame, that's a very tall. He's not proportional. Where Oliver Rue is a great neck. You think, I don't know what it is, but it's like because like if you look at I think it's pronounced women yama his. I think it's the it's the size of your quads and like the distance between your hips and your knees. Yeah, because some of these guys like they have the long shins, like from the knees knees to ankles. Yes, that proportion's weird. Yes, and like you look at his his arm to look really on his fingers look super long. Women Yama, but olivers, look it's proportional. It matches up with the rest of the body. I feel like women Yamas doesn't look like it matches. Okay. Anyways, So all that to say body shaming anybody, by the way, I'm just I'm talking about what they look like. Yeah, I'm just I'm just looking in front of their weird say they look they look like your arms look like dementors, you know, like I that's just that's I mean, body shaming you. That's me just calling out that. I'm just saying I would be ashamed if you feel shame, that's all. Dude. Hey, if you've been watching for a minute and you like this show, A great way to help out is by becoming a Patreon supporters. Our patrons get a ton of perks for their support. They get ad free episodes a week, they get a discord with our host and producers. We do monthly hangouts. We do there's a way to get birthday messages on your birthday. There's a lot of great perse, but more than anything, you just helped make sure that this show continues to happen forever. We never want to stop. We're gonna keep doing this forever. If we have enough patron supporters, we can put our brains in those little vats and like have AI pretend it's us and so like, we can keep doing it long after we die. But that only happens if you support us on Patreon. So we appreciate your support. Thanks for your help. If you don't want a support, that's really fine. Thanks for being here. We really appreciate you watching the show. No, so I believe in those okay. So anyway, so the aliens are like, hey, this is the Yeah, so there's this there's this super race, and she wants them to be you know. Sure, somehow Hitler joins this group. I don't know how he gets admitted into it because it's not a woman group. But I mean historically speaking, he was kind of like like the Beatles, right, what he that's true, right, Alex, I'm not wrong. What are you talking about? Like he was like, uh, like before he got elected and during his campaign, he was I don't know what a popular Yeah, yes, but like I don't know what the right word is. Womanizer is not the right work because he wasn't a womanizer. But like he had a lot of female fans that like adored him, Okay, like they like found him attractive. So he's he joins this society, and the theory is that's where he was radicalized in this group with Maria Orsai. He had to submit to the leadership of the women's Society. Do you think it was, like, well, that's the theory. The theory is he joins the society and he becomes like they're pawn. And then so he goes into politics and he does everything we know that he does, and she's in control of it all behind him. Got it? The war ends? Uh? And then she disappears. Is the story world War two ends? Or World War one ends? World War two? World War two? Uh? And so she was significant because somewhere all on the line, through her meditation and all her metaphysical stuff, she got into or she got a hold of this alien race and they were able to give her a map and that map letter to Antarctica. Have you heard this conspiracy theory. What you're gonna find in this episode is the secret space of society kind of strings together a bunch of conspiracy theories. Yeah, like project strings together a lot of things and makes it a maga theory. And so which every time we talk about one of those conspiracy theories, that's where it all falls apart. Is like any any conspiracy, like any big theory that includes all the other ones is like, yeah, come on, you start to realize this doesn't work when you look at it as a whole. Anyways, So they get the map to uh Antarctica and buried under the ice is all this technology from an ancient human civilization that has since been wiped out. Sure, they use that technology to build Have you heard of the die glock? Is it just al with the word die on it? No? Oh yeah, just double okay, No, not even close. Have you heard of the Food Fighters? Yep, not those ones? No, the what the Food Fighters named their band after? You know what that is? Okay? So the Food Fighters in history, not the band was this. They were basically UFOs and World War two, okay, And so they got attributed a lot to Germany. And so the idea was Germany had this experimental aircraft that didn't look like normal jets. I guess they weren't even jets at that time, fighter planes. And they called them food fighters because they didn't understand what they were, and so that was just kind of the name that they gave them. There's also the theory that they were UFO, like actual alien UFOs. That's what a food fighter is, and that's what the band is named after. Okay, this, the die Block is allegedly one of those food fighters. I can only show this for a moment, but this is They also call it the bell and it spins. Yeah, and so it's like a that's a real picture of something that's not a real picture. I didn't think. So it looks like a bell. And then also was a UFO the earnest what you said, the liberty bell with some racist symbols on it. And if also it was a UFO, Golly, it looks like the Liberty bell. And it looks like a UFO if you took it in photoshop and stretched it vertically, that's what it looks like. Yeah, and so this was their spacecraft. And so if the story is all the UFOs we see are just Nazi Germany's space ships bill crafts. And so after the war they retreat to Antarctica where they build yes civilization. Yeah, and while they're there, Maria Mariah or sick she lead, She takes over the lead. She has always been the lead, but now she's like the vocal lead. Sure, and they they were the ones who actually decided to depose Bibbler Cure because they were like, he's taking this into red direction. We didn't really want to take this. Sure, they put an end to the Third Reich and they start their Fourth Reich, and that's in ANARCA, and they become like a secret civilization. Over the course of a few years into the Cold War, they end up developing technology to get them to space. This lady's been alive since the eighteen seventies, though in this story, in this story, yeah, So she's like, that will make sense in a little bit. Okay, it won't make sense, but you'll understand. You'll understand. Okay, it won't make any sense, but you'll get it. The plot hole won't be a plot hole, it'll just be dumb. So they achieve space travel, they go to space. They so she goes back, she goes back to eighteen whatever. I don't know. And now this is where the meat of the story really begins to happen. And so we're talking the Nordics, the Salonians, the there's others that I'm having a hard time remember, the lizard people ones I don't know, all the other aliens that everyone the Grays, you know, all these aliens, all these aliens that everyone talks about. So they go to war with them, and it's been a long running war. They did not have a huge population, and so they needed to expand their army. How do they do that Well, through the use of their time traveling technology. They time traveled through the last four or five hundred years, and they abducted humans and took them to Mars as children or adults or whatever age they got them, and they turned them into super soldiers to fight for right their cause. And so they joined the war as these super soldier slaves basically. And so they had this training and they all have We're gonna get some YouTube comments and from people, and I just I want you to play back the last fifteen seconds of the video where he talks about them taking people kind traveling, teaming them to Mars, and then delete whatever crap you're writing in our YouTube comments right now, because this is it's a fun story. But if you're like this is real, I mean this sincerely kind of dumb, you know, Like I don't. I don't want to be it's not trying to be mean. I'm just trying to be honest with you. I mean, somebody has to tell you that this is I think that's probably one of the dumbest things I've heard. You know, I genuinely thought you were gonna be like, you should talk to someone and be like nice, No, you're just like you suck. No, you should talk to someone, just not about this. Don't say anything about this. Don't. This is one of those things where you bring it up and then someone else knows how dumb you are, you know, you know, when you're hanging out with somebody and they say someone you go, oh, no, you're one of those dumb I've never had someone look at me like that and say that like that. I've said it to more people lately. I No, I just mean, like, it's not like a, oh we disagree. It's like it's not like it's not like oh yeah, it's it's just kind of like, oh, that's something that you believe in. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's uh, that's pretty rough. So continuing the story, I'm really sorry to be the one to tell you, yeah, because I know you're sitting here you're like, you're dumb, You're you're dumb. That's why they deleted that comment. And then they just put no you're dumb, No, you're dumb. All right, Well, hey if you think we're dumb, but no, you're dumb in the I think will lend me money, you know what I'm saying, Like they know that I'm not dumb. You don't sit down. You sit down for a loan in the loan officers like all right, I've just got some routine questions to ask what should be? What's your credit should be? Have you ever defaulted on a loan? Do you believe that there is a race of ancient preaching? The very minimum TSA is like this guy's pretty dumb, but he's not. I'm really trying. I really don't want to be mean about this stuff. But the more alien stuff we do, there's some of them where I go I can see how you got there, right, or like ah, that's pretty I mean, I don't know, there's there's there are enough belief systems, and I think this way with with religion, with the with with is that I go, Yeah, there's so much stuff that like if you want to get nailed down of like did a literal flood happen? Or did did you actually get swallowed by a way? All this stuff, I go, I don't, that's not the point of the story. Like there's room for some mysticism here, right, And then there's other stuff where it's like, well, you're like this happened and you go it didn't. Yeah, which reminds me, did did you watch the TikTok I sent me yesterday? Did you watch? No, you can't what did talk? Did you send me yesterday? Honestly, this and I mean this so sincerely one of the most impressive things. And by impressive, I mean like surprising, like I was. I was impressed at that this decision was made because it seems, in my opinion, so out of character for the show historically. But you know, so I'm guessing you didn't watch it because it's normal. The Terrence Howard's appearance on Joe Rogan, Oh yes, if you haven't seen that, I did, because he brought somebody else on. The other guy was like, you don't understand what's yeah, so if you if you haven't seen it Terrence. Joe Roganna had Terrence Howard on his podcast a couple of months ago, and Terrence Howard one equals to two. Yeah, and he's been he's been campaigned, no one can this is what I'm saying. He uses he uses really big words to sound intelligent, and he's a lot of people you're dumb, dumb, and so Joe brought him on and had him on for like two hours to just spout all this that was just stupid. Well, recently he brought on an actual mathematician to talk to him, and the mathematician I think did a really good job because he wasn't a jerk like he was. It was just like, okay, he was kind of doing what I'm doing right now. It was like, what you're saying does not make any sense, yeah, in any world. Yeah. And then and then he'd be like, he'd like, okay, could you explain this. He'd explain it, and then he'd be like, Okay, well what you're saying does not mean what you're saying it means, and let me explain why, and like and it just over and over again, like he just basically shot down everything he was saying. But he was so nice about it, and we're wasting their time, you know what I'm saying. Like people were like, oh, I wasted my time on this podcast. It's like, dude, that episode was three hours long and it's the most popular podcast to listen to. A mathematician have to explain third great math to a grown man who made more money than all of us. That's why it makes me angry. But that was that was It was just surprising to me because it's so out of the norm I think for that show to bring people with a posing view, like to bring a smart person to tell the dumb person why they're dumb, because I feel like the whole show is just why don't you say some nonsense? Well that yeah, that's the thing is to have Terrence Howard on in the first place, on brand, To have Terrence Howard come back on and have like a distinguished mathematician talk to him and tell him why he's an idiot? Not on brand? And I was like, well, the thing about like aliens and stuff is there is at least room there's at least room because I can't prove. And this is where I get so annoyed with a lot of like the online debates especially, but like anytime I encounter a person in real life, we have these conversations and their argument is you can't prove that it is wrong. Yeah, and I go, okay, but that doesn't mean that it's it's like where he's like he doesn't breathing gravity. You're like, yeah, you improve that is yeah, you know, but you can't prove that that's what's happening. And you're like, I guess, I sure, yeah, you know there's at least like a slipper room with math, Yeah, that doesn't exist. That's I think that's probably why that happened. Where it's like with math, it's kind of like there's no wiggle room in what you're trying to say, I have one of one? Yeah, how many do I have here? And he's like he's like, oh, you got two? I don't know, you see there's two there, I have one one. That's how it was explained to us in third grade. Yeah, and we all were like, yeah, that makes a lot of sense. We get it because we're third graders. And our brains work like third graders anyway, where I feel like I might be coming across as a jerk in this episode, but like I don't. It's okay. Care, I think it's okay. Okay. If you don't believe in basic math, I want to be really clear, you should talk to something. So they time traveled, they went back and got like four hundred Yeah, they went back about four hundred years year. They're kidnapping people and the Army of superhumans. Well here's the thing, here's what's crazy. They're super advanced. These people are living. They're super soldiers too, so they're living three four or five hundred years super soldier in for the Fourth Reich in Mars. Sure, and it's this is long intense war. Well, what has happened recently over the last this when I make this is just because the alien Nazis. By the way, just like, is that what we're doing? I mean they're they're not technically aliens. I mean there are aliens superhuman Nazis. Is that what you want me to put? No? Definitely not that. Okay. So over the last like six or seven years, there has been this movement that has grown, Okay, and they call themselves the Secret Space Program. And so from seven years ago like the recently recently, Yeah, and they are now coming forward as whistleblowers. And the storyline is that they were kidnapped as children and they became super soldiers. It's just the Moon Talk project. Yeah. And they're coming forward to everyone, Project Bluebeam. Yeah, they're they're they're coming forward to tell everyone about their experience as a super soldier and outlining. Can you show me a picture of any of them? Yeah, let me grab a little screenshot of you know exactly what I'm about to do with this, by the way, because I want you to use your eyes. Which Witcher, Watcher, Listener, Watcher, all Hill, the Watcher. When you see these superhumans, you make the determination I'm not gonna say a word. So this is the most popular one. This guy, specifically, he runs a YouTube channel called super Soldier Talk. His name is James Rink. He's significant. He brings a lot of whistleblowers on his show and interviews them, has them share their story. Most of the people he brings on are not well known people in this community. Like there are some like okay, super Space Program celebrities that are like the top of the food chain in this group. He's shown me up there. I can all grab some This is super soldier talk. This is the this is him. This is James Rink. He spent about three hundred years as a super soldier in the Nazi Martian Army. I feel like you watching knew exactly where I was going with that, And I'm just gonna let this image sit with you, you know, yeah, you know, in like and I'm not like again, we're not body shaving anybody here, Okay, I look like this. Yeah, yeah, anyway, the question is three hundred years of interterrestrial training, all right, this is two years of intermediate training. And these are this is Randy Kramer and Debbie Dashinger. I think they are celebrities in this in this movement as super soldiers. Randy's a little more believable, like if he like retired, has been retired for twenty years from the from the experience, he does have the alien hand going on. Yeah, yeah, I in space. I immediately just don't trust people who use virtual backgrounds on zoom. Yeah that's pretty accurate. Yeah that's not a true. Show me what you're hiding. Hey, thanks for checking out this episode, want to let you know real quick. We have an email list, and it's not like a, hey, we're going to send you our merch and new episodes all the time. We actually give you updates on these stories as we find out about them. So a lot of our episodes we've done a couple of years ago now have updates or that the person the topic was about passed away or was caught by the police, or whatever updates we can find on episodes that we've done, we want to let you know about it, so that our episodes just aren't, you know, out there out of date. It's a really fun way to keep learning new information. And then every once in a while we let you know about new events coming up or new episodes, and it's just a way to help us keep spreading this show. What's my wife is A is a grade school teacher at a very fancy private school right where like these rich people send their kids, and so she'll do parent teacher conferences over zoom and uh, Like I walked down to the living room and it's like rich people talk like people that you would know on the zoom and I'm like, hey, turn the laptop and like show them our bookshelf. Don't sit facing our blinds, which people don't have blind never, Oh well those people are poor. Turn the laft. Make it look like we like we tried here, you know, No I don't know. I don't they know we don't have money. We're teaching your kids right like I don't know, I don't, but just don't don't let them think we live, like, don't let them see are blind? Yeah yeah, blind is not rich. Don't have blinds? Yeah, yeah. The closest thing they have are those like wooden blinds that like don't have a cord. Yeah, Like that's the closely ridge. That's just their bathroom. People who like stay inside. And then it's like, can you guys close the wines And they're like they pay them one hundred and forty thousand dollars a year for that each and there's like twelve of them for that window. Yeah, but they don't get to leave. They're there, but it's a year long commitment. Yeah, you make one hundred and forty grand and you don't have any expenses that year. You can't eat you're not allowed to eat well, I mean when the sun goes down, there's nothing for you to block anymore. So you're allowed to like kind of walk around the house, but you if if a sliver of light, yeah, you gotta make sure you block that light. If someone drives by and their cars are their brights shine in and you're not there to block it, you get they ship you off to Mars to fight in the secret space broke. So what I'm saying is those people, you know, my point stands. Yeah, you know, we we showed you images of these super soldiers, and you can make your own determination, even if you're an audio listener, I think you get it. Yeah. So, so allegedly what happens here is they go fight at super soldiers for years and then they kind of use them up or something. I don't know. They get to the point where they're not you're not valuable to their military anymore, right, and then they take you back to Earth. They mine, mine, erase you like men in black, and then they just drop you back in Earth and so it's like you were never gone. And but then these people, as I say, what's their claim, like, h I closed my eyes when they sat me. Through meditation and remote viewing, they are able to recall the memories of their time in the secret space Shark, and they're able to tell their story. They're also able to tell you all their past lives and things like that. Great, which is why that's the story. I don't really understand. But they all had they all had roles. They there's weapons testers, there was pilots, there was infantry, people who pretty much any role in the military, and they will tell you everything that they did. Some of the significant names in this Randy Kramer, who I showed you that picture of James Rink, is like the most successful YouTuber doing this, and to put that in perspective, he is more successful than us, but right not like super like his videos get like ten thousand views on average, but not like huge numbers. But some of the other names out there that are doing this are Mark Richards, who he's famous outside of this organization for murder and robbery. He's now in prison. He's famous outside of this for murder. He is serving a prison sentence for murdering somebody. He also attempted to take over his hometown and param takeover and be Kaun saw himself as king. He attempted to do this, and I don't know if there's like a storyline there he just he attempted a coup with how many people. I don't know if he had people. I think it was like I think it was the sort of thing where he had this plot. Yeah, he was like, I am now the king, and they were like, go to jail, sure, buddy. Then another guy by the name of James Caswelt, he claims that he was in m I six. Uh, and then he one day was meditating after an am if you live prison, he's in prison for blackmail. But wait, where the where in the world is he from. I don't know where he's from. Actually, I must love it us he's in m I six. Yeah, because it's not true he's not in That's what I'm saying. I would assume he's like you if you like and he's like all right, and you're like, you're from Indiana, okay. But he also attemded to take over his hometown. He didn't, but that would be great if all of these people did. And then and then there's a very significant Why is that a theme of like taking over your hometown? I don't know. I think everyone just thinks that they could run their hometown better. Yes, I have to wait at that stoplight. For four seconds too long. If I was the king, that won't happen. Yeah, I don't know, Okay. So and then another significant person, probably the most significant person in this whole, this whole conspiracy theory cult thing, is a woman by the name of Laura Eisenhower. And yes, she is those Eisenhower's No, yeah, she is the granddaughter of the Eisenhower that's that sucked so much because, like, you know, you can't control what you're grandkids do when you die. Yeah, yeah, you get sea. And so now she goes and she speaks at their conferences like she she campaigns for all this stuff. She's been like blacklisted from her whole family because of course we can't be so because her family looked at her and said, hey, her family looked at her and said, we're going to show you a picture and you tell us if this is a super soldier, but you kind of dumb Eisenhower. Dang, Yeah, that sucks for her. Yeah, So this is interesting. This is kind of a I mean, this is a this is a group that's growing. It's not huge, there's no real estimate of how big this group is, but they do do like an annual conference in Vegas. It doesn't seem like it's very large. They rent out a few conference hall, a couple thousand people show up. It doesn't seem huge. But if you have a couple of thousand people that show up to this conference, it's probably safe to assume they're in the tens of thousands of people right globally that are buying into this this thing. The reason I found out about it is there's a YouTuber by the name of Oki. He has a channel called OKI's Weird Stories. Okay, he found this and he said, I bet I could do that. Uh, and so he actually what I was thinking this whole time. Yeah, So he he deep dove the story, the lore and all the stuff, and he developed his own story. And he was saying, I think I said this in our last episode, is like, we got to figure out something to infiltrate some of these Yeah, we gotta start scamming. So he what this what this guy does? Super Soldier talk? He uh he does. He sells guided meditations for two hundred two dollars an hour. You can hop on a zoom call and he will help you to discover your experience. Okay, so we've been doing guided meditation. You can ask your echo to do guided meditations. Have you done these before? I have not. I didn't know I did that. Say echo, give me a guided meditation to fall asleep, and it doesn't do it on a rotation. It's the same one we've found out. We need to figure out how to get a different one. Yeah, but I'm gonna tell you, I'm gonna be honest with you. It works. It puts you to sleep. I mean my wife fell asleep in maybe seven minutes. Was she really tired? I mean she was tired, but usually because she I try to keep my phone away in the last like two hours of the night or whatever. She's the person who's like, oh, yep, yep, yep. Oh, it's crazy that you're not crazy that you're so awake. Shot your eyes with light for a couple of minutes there. Yeah, But it's one of those like it's it's like, it's okay to let go of any pressure you have, any other tasks that need to get done, yep, and even the pressure to fall asleep. Let go of the pressure to fall asleep. That's it. That is that is one of the things. Though, it's like once you kind of like if you can't sleep and then you get in your head. Oh yeah, that's one of the worst places. Yeah. The easiest way to not fall asleep is to try to fall asleep. Yeah yeah, but yeah, So he sells these Gouted meditations, and in those guyded meditations, he basically helps you view your experience in the Secret Space Program. Okay, so you can find out if you were a Secret Space Program soldier. I'm willing to bet every time you buy one you find out you were a Secret Space Program soldier. Yeah. And I'm also willing to be a little certificate I was a Secret Space Program soldier. Shoot, is this worth it? And I'm also pretty sure that every time you do one of those, he invites you to come to an interview on a show because he gets the content out of it as well, So he kind of double dips getting paid okay because all of this. Yeah, all of his guests on a show are quote unquote nobody's in the community, and so it's like every once in a while he has the like famous people in the community, but they're the majority of them, sure nobody's and they're like, I was a super soldier. Yeah, and then they tell their story and he interviews them. I think that's and I what about the breakfast burritos they served at camp? Right? Wasn't that at the base camp? Oh? I remember those? And you're like, they didn't serve breakfast britals on mars. I think, man, those were rough. Those were really rough. Really they were my favorite. They were rough to turn away from because I just wanted to eat all of them. They were so good. Yeah, So he appears on he does the session and in that in that session, he's like, he's like, what do you see? And so they're sitting there and he's like, he's like, I see mister Beast And he was like he was like yes, he's like I have I've heard that he's one of their operatives. Wait, so this guy did the he paid the two fifty. I just posted that as his content. Well, what his content was was the whole story of how like he told his story, he showed him get on that sure thing long stray. Short after the session, he was like, Hey, the Las Vegas conference is coming up. Do you want to come? They do a conference, Yeah, they do a conferences in Vegas in Vegas. Yeah, And he's like he's like, do you want to come. That is not far from where I live. He said, I'm keynoting one of the sessions. You come watch it and maybe we can do We'll go to this conference A thousand two thousand. He did in the video he kind of showed the conference. I didn't. I didn't see like it didn't seem like it was like packed. It was. There's definitely a room in this ballroom, so maybe maybe a thousands even too big for that. I don't know how big this ballroom is. Yeah, but I They did say that there was a lot of sessions that were literally empty, like the speaker didn't show up to the breakout session, and so they were like, this, it was very unorganized. Sure, well, he goes to that session and this guy invites him up to his room. At some point he's like, would you like to do our interview? And so he brings him in and he does an interview for his YouTube channel. And so this is the YouTuber OK with this super soldier on the left after the oh, thanks for clarifying which and he put it out. He put out his interview and OKI made the whole thing up like it's he completely lied because he was like, I'm bad. I could. I bet I could get on this channel. And after his interview went out on the Super Soldier Talk YouTube channel, he put out his video and it was kind of interesting actually watching his response to it afterwards. I think it's worth looking it up and watching the video. It's a good video response older response. Oki said, you know, when I started researching this, my thought was, how can anybody possibly believe any of this? And he said, I went to do the interview, and I was very nervous because I was trying to remember all all the storylines and the threads and make sure I didn't get anything wrong and like expose myself. But it's like, but once we started going, he's like, I just kind of went and he's like, and I felt myself start to believe it. And he's like, it's kind of crazy how your brain, Like, if you spend enough time thinking about something, whether it's true or not, you can convince yourself it's true. Yes. And he's like, I had spent so much time studying this and rehearsing the story and building this character that when I had to interview for it, that character became me. And that's what So I read the book the storm was upon us, which was the rise of QAnon. Same concept is that when you spend your entire day ruminating and thinking on and trying to put this puzzle together and how does this, how does this piece fit into this, you can you can really figure out how that piece fits into it. Yep, you know, and then your brain is like jelly. Your brain just morphs around stuff. Yeah, you know. It's the same way when like when if you ever talked to an ex or a friendship that didn't end well and or you kind of try to you know, or somebody that you had some kind of falling out and then you guys touch base like ten years later kind of thing, and you go, whatever happened to our friendship. The story that they've told themselves about your relationship will be wildly different than the story that you have told yourself about the relationship. And that's why, like marriage counseling is so difficult, is because you two have told your own stories about what marriage is and what your relationship is, and then you're going to counseling and you're battling realities. Yeah, you have this reality that's been reality. No, this is this is reality. Yes, and your brain just goes okay, yes, yeah, crazy. There's a therapist that I listened to a lot right now, and he talks about I think I think calls it the twenty six year old syndrome. I don't know if this is a real thing or his own thing, okay, but basically he talks about He says it's really common. He says, I see it a lot in like the hustle grind culture. Like young men in their mid twenties where they pick up this entrepreneurial mindset and they spend so much time thinking and dreaming about the future where they make it as an entrepreneur and they're bringing in millions a year, and in their head, they have built this story and they spend so much time thinking it that they believe they're there. But the reality is they're making less than thirty thousand a year. They have four roommates and they can't make rent. But they are going out and they're behaving like they're making a million dollars a year. And so they're going and their partying and they're doing bottle service and they're doing all this stuff they are. They get an internal resentment that they aren't getting the respect. Yes, because they believe they've earned it, because they've spend so much time thinking are the dreaming, they at least believe that they will be that person eventually. I think what's it called being a temporarily embarrassed millionaire? Yes, yea and so, and that's where a lot of those people end up fifty and still embarrassed behind Yeah, yeah, because they never got serious about Yeah. It's important to have dreams and have a vision and direction of where you're going. But it's also important to recognize where you are right now and not behave as if you're there and say, okay, how what's what's how do I cross that bridge? I was just thinking that about this the other day. How much time we've done on this episode we got We're about fifty nine minutes ros we gotta wrap this thing I'm suing. Are we almost done with the episode? Yeah? You tell me what you're gonna say. No. I was just thinking about the other day about how no one envisions their future worse than their reality right now, and like everyone just assumes next year, I'll be more fit than I am now, Next year will be better, next year, I'll make more money than I do right now. Ten years from now, I'll be happier than I am right now. And people assume that we will drift into that position, yep and so. But that's the difference is the number of people