The Fourth Turning – How To Predict The World’s Next Crisis

04-11-23
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Speaker 1 Hey man, what's going on? I don't know. I don't know what happened to see what's going on. There was a B that somehow came out very Louisiana I don't know what happened, guys, we can be immediate. Both of us. Sorry, Connor if you could just put subtitles over me like they do in the swamp shows that would really be helpful. I have no idea what I said. Unknown Speaker David, like a weird swamp name. Speaker 1 We don't got to do this. Jared virus swamp. Swamp boy. That's what they're called. You know? Golly, dude. Anyways, have you ever heard of okay. You're gonna one of those Gator tourists and like Louisiana. Yeah, Unknown Speaker Latin Louisiana. And Florida. Unknown Speaker Yeah, I went. Speaker 2 We went. We went. Have you been in the point? Is it Pensacola Bay? Yeah, that whole bay is only an average of like four feet deep. Which is crazy. And so like he took us out in the middle of the day on our little the little floater saying Unknown Speaker hola dude, Speaker 2 while we were at your honey, we were at Alice beach. And then we drove up to Pensacola for this tour. But Pensacola Bay for the for the Pensacola Bay Gator tour. They got a swab on the backside. Gotcha. Gotcha. So we're in a little fan boat. And he takes us out to the center of the bay leaves the swamp takes up to the center of the bay. And he didn't tell us that it's only four feet deep. What he did tell us he said he said this bay is swimming with a with a bull sharks and then he jumped out of the boat in the middle of the bay. Yeah, Speaker 1 one of my favorite videos on the internet is you don't know what I'm talking about where there's just on that Swamp Boat pitch black middle and night going into the swamp and they see someone in the swamp and they roll up you know exactly talking about he's got a Walmart cheesecake in his hands. And and the guy that vote in the most Louisiana way just goes, Bro, are you eating cheese? And it's that's what the video is. You don't get any context, guys. And he's just barefoot. In the dark. Unknown Speaker Is Gator territory swapping Speaker 1 around dude. Do you think down there they call garage sales swamp meats? Or do you think that's what they call? Do you hear what they call their meat shops when they sell alligator? Speaker 2 Swamp swamp me swamp me? Gosh, I hate that. Anyway, incredible story. But yeah, the guy just jumped out and he and it was like knee deep water. And so all of us were like, he just jumps out and lands and we're like what? Like, maybe later on a shark? Well, that yeah, he's He's like, he's like, he's like this whole bay. And he tells us explains it's like four feet deep. He's in there for 30 seconds. And he's like, he's like, oh, yeah, there's a bull shark now and like jumps back into the bull shark literally like swims right up next to her about. It was crazy experience. Yeah. What do you even see any gainers on the Ghana tour though? Anyway, Unknown Speaker do you see the ghosts of the ghost tour either? But we did see ghosts of the Gator tour. was weird. Those night vision goggles is not a ghost. And then where did that where did this house is we saw cheesecake right? I was Unknown Speaker like the guy was like yeah, the gate. Not a part of the ghost tour. Out of this basement. Speaker 1 gators Dunoon swamp cats bro they're just like okay swamp cat was what my name should be Unknown Speaker on the discord you ran my name. changer, David. The discord right now. No one. All right. I think this whole part should be the intro to the episode Speaker 1 if you're not a Patreon supporter, sorry. If you are you get access to our Discord channel. And Gerrans name right now is Unknown Speaker Paul Rudd, the actor Speaker 1 It is Paul Rudd. The I also changed with no context. Speaker 2 I think mine is lord of the rabbits days right now I forget how to change your name on it to like click on your profile and then go to like change. Speaker 1 User Profile. Here we go. I'm going to go and swamp cat swamp cat. Unknown Speaker Like we don't know what's out there, but Speaker 1 we don't know where you're at. But you know. She says if a guy has taught in his 20s to take me out on dates, he's a loser. A guy tried to pass me on a single lane road today. He was real man isn't where you gotta go in your Chevy. I needed some things I learned last night Unknown Speaker Dude, the whole part in great except for this part that we cut already Unknown Speaker executed flawlessly. Perfect Guy. We're so good at editing this dude. All right. So yeah, we're talking about have you ever heard of the Strauss? How generational theory what you might have heard of it under the more popular name? The fourth turning? Speaker 1 The fourth turning. This is an alien thing. Speaker 2 No. No, actually I don't. I mean, I guess maybe there's a way? No, yeah, the fourth turning. That's this more popular name? Speaker 1 No. So this is an interesting thing. It's just like the Enneagram. Speaker 2 In a way, sort of similar. There's no test that you can take, okay? You got proclaimed. You get to just pick you get to just choose or no, but in a way, it's kind of similar. So this is the fourth turning is comes from the Strauss. How generational theory. Okay, this is a book What are you saying this Strauss, Strauss dash, how, okay, generational theory. Great. And it's, it's found in a book from a guy named Neil Howe and William Strauss. is these two academics, one of them's an economist, and one of them's a historian, okay. And they wrote this book that released in 97, called the fourth turning, and American prophecy, and the concept Unknown Speaker of greed. Speaker 2 This was their second book together, and 91, they released a book called generations. So these guys are really interested in and generations. Have we Speaker 1 talked about this weird book before? I don't think we have Okay, on the podcast, but just like you and I, Speaker 2 I don't think so. Okay. I don't think we have Sure. And it's interesting, because I've been hearing a lot about this concept of the fourth turning lately, especially on like, tick tock. It's gotten very conspiracy II. Yes. Yes. Speaker 1 I want to say there's like a some kind of book from the 90s. Yeah, that like, prophesied a lot of the stuff. Yeah, it's this one. Yeah, that's right. Yeah. And there's like a lot of conspiracy theorists who are late who? And it's like, pretty vague. Yeah. You know, prophecies. Yeah. That then you can be like, well, technically, this does match that description. Speaker 2 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And so I'm glad you have a concept of this. Because what I want to do is I want to outline the conspiracy theory view. And then I want to, and then I want to take it so I Speaker 1 was worried about I was worried about the people who are going to search this topic, having to listen to us talk swamps. You know, Speaker 2 it's always it's always one of these episodes where we open like that. It just happens. There'll be episodes about stuff that doesn't matter at all. And we'll dive right Speaker 1 super into the topic. Yeah, these ones we just go dead swamps. Unknown Speaker Conspiracy episodes. I guess Matt seen Speaker 1 people. Oh, bro. That's a terrier episode was rough. Unknown Speaker Yeah, yeah, that always happens. I'm Speaker 1 shocked about the lack of comments we have on the Oregon episode. Speaker 2 That is true. That one just hasn't picked up. I don't know why yet. Yeah, well, I think some talks about it. The full term is so yeah, I want to I want to look at the conspiracy view of it and kind of outline that. And then I want to take it back to the book. Dudes aren't dead are they like they're around? One of them's dead, the other one's still around. So he's still doing interviews and it's actually really interesting watching him as he feeding into the conspiracy stuff now. That's the best part of it. And what's Unknown Speaker interesting is partners dead if you you know, saying Speaker 2 his partner was feeding into the conspiracies, and the FBI killed them for it. Unknown Speaker The FBI doesn't do that. It'd be your right Speaker 2 but yeah, so I wanted to do an episode about this conspiracy theory. And so because I wanted to do that episode, like I did my research and then I realized wanted to look was on Amazon Yeah, what's the word I'm looking for? Not Kimberly noble dot Kindle. We use it all the time to books. Audible audible Thank you. I was trying to blank telling.com/audible Unknown Speaker Hashtag add. Unknown Speaker No. And so I was like, Well, I'm just listened to it should Speaker 1 be. We should make an ad service for podcasting called animal called no animal is a definitely a term from algebra victory. Stupid. Algebra victory. It's algebra for Patriots. Except for except for that's a joke for victory. I don't know Google algebra victory. By the time this comes out. We will have Speaker 2 so the Oh Uh, I wanted to do the episode about the conspiracy theory because I thought it was an interesting theory more just because I thought you were gonna hate it. Yeah. But I do. Then I listened to the book and I realized, like most conspiracy theories how far off they are. And so now I want to do Speaker 1 both because obviously they're so far off. Yeah. I know, you were gonna say I realized, like most conspiracy theorists the truth, you're like, Okay, Speaker 2 well, no, I think I think I think the conspiracy theory is like they took they took the ideas and they freakin ran with them. Yeah. And they didn't read the book. Yeah, they they read. They watched a YouTube video about a guy who read the book, right? Yeah. And then they made some assumptions. And then a bunch of people watch those guys assumptions. And it just right yeah, now. Yeah. Unknown Speaker I don't know. I haven't read it. Unknown Speaker But my basket basters. Unknown Speaker I watched the video. Yeah. Speaker 2 That's really funny. No, okay. So here's, here's, here's the way it goes. Right? The concept is that every 80 years or so we enter the fourth turning period. Okay. And the fourth turning period, everything blows up. The political stability of the world starts to collapse the Unknown Speaker good polar. Sure, Speaker 2 and, and there's usually wars and economic issues and things like that. Okay. And it's interesting, if you go back 80 years from now, World War Two, go back about 80 years from then. It's the Civil War, Civil War about 80 years from then it's the Revolutionary War. About 80 years from that is like the beginning of the Speaker 1 similar theory is this. This is totally not off topic. My ex girlfriend's dad. I remember one time very specifically listens. I'm so yeah. Well, I'm so serious is that we were in his little his kitchen. You know, we're sitting there talking about whatever it was 2015 Yeah, right. Yeah. And he goes, You know, every seven years, the economy resets. I was like, what? He goes, it's biblical. And he's talking about how every seven years he goes, he was saying that it's biblical to forgive your forgive debts of? Yeah, no. What do you think that our country thinks that because we're not because they're not. It leads to financial collapse? And honestly, bro, 2008 2015 things were rocky. Yeah. 2022 Speaker 2 It does kind of track. It does kind of track. It's like a little it's a little I was Unknown Speaker like, okay, hey, it's a little hot. Unknown Speaker But you might be Speaker 1 right. You might. Well, if you say in 2000 2008 2009, right. 2015 2016. Yeah. 2022 banks just closed this year. Point three. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know, man. It could Speaker 2 be a thing. Yeah. Could be right. Or you could be totally wrong. Me and him Unknown Speaker flying in my Pepsi jet. Speaker 2 Hey, thanks for flying by me this Pepsi jet. Hopefully everyone repays their debts next year, and they don't have to get this. Speaker 1 Thank you so much. Yeah, so here's the flight. Here's the rules for the flight. Okay, gotta stay seated when the seatbelt signs on. Exits are to the back of the front here. If there's an emergency landing route to get on the field, and also we just don't talk about her here. That's just rules don't really vibe that didn't work out. Unknown Speaker Okay, we're just moving. We're moving forward. And it's, it's all right. Speaker 1 Do you pray? Lots of inside jokes for our listeners there. Anyway, since you're not a listener, conspiracy theorist who stumbled across this, let's talk about the 430 then yeah, let's get back to it. But he did. He really did feel like he was like, It's Biblical. It's Biblical. He was so serious. And I remember these people are serious about it. So I was always like, there's like a similar like, vibe, you know? And so I'm sure it's still track because 878 Speaker 2 It's a it's the number of because he while I'm saying like, Speaker 1 in his theories, correct, you know, yeah, that every every 10 of those is about is a bigger window for turning or whatever. Yeah, that's interesting. So it's not like a strict like ad. Speaker 2 Yeah, it's it's it's a 80 ish. Yeah. Yeah, that's interesting. So the the conspiracy theorists say we've seen war after war over a two year cycle. We're, we're do we're due for another woofers of war. We're due for a big one. And so they look at the COVID-19 pandemic and the financial issues that we've had. Yes, all this stuff. That's as like the beginning of the turning, but it's gonna bubble over into this big war. Speaker 1 Sure. Coincidentally, war is that what they've chosen on to like, it has to be like a world war. Well, it Speaker 2 depends who you look. Sure. There are some who say it's gonna be like a World War. There's some who think that the aliens are gonna invade and we're gonna have a war with aliens. There's ones who say it's Nibiru. Have you seen? Do you know what Nibiru is? Is that a Nickelodeon Jr. Show? Yeah. bluey Nibiru No, yeah, it was something I thought that Nibiru Unknown Speaker was one of those jokes you knew was covered. Yeah. Speaker 2 But Nibiru is, is this concept of thought about doing an episode on bureaus, Unknown Speaker brothers of Unknown Speaker the Bureau, you get where I'm going. Speaker 2 Basically, it's like an idea that there's like some other like hidden planet we haven't found. That's like trying to hit Earth. Like, we don't know it's out there, Unknown Speaker but we don't know where you're at. But you know, we're Speaker 2 gonna be here within the next couple of years, because we're in the fourth turning, and they know that and they know it, but NASA hasn't seen it yet. They've been tracking this giant planet that's close enough to hit us in a couple of years. Speaker 1 Do you think time will work on Mars? Same way it works in here. Now I understand what you're saying. But here's No, like, how long is the year on Mars? Compared to a year here? You know, like for a full rotation of the sun? Unknown Speaker I've I know this but I don't remember. Unknown Speaker Speed of this we should do away with timezones. Speaker 2 Oh my gosh, is this the only reason you brought 687 Days on Mars? For a year? That's right. Yeah, that's like two years that is like, Speaker 1 now. So how do yours work on Mars? Speaker 2 If we because Mars, do we have years zones to not just time zones? Well, Speaker 1 we'll time zones exist. I don't think time zones should exist. I think we should go on Universal Time. Yeah, we've been arguing about this all day. Well, and people were like, well, then the sun would set it, you know? 9am. So the sun says at 9am Get over it. Like, well, you know, we can't just do this because God gave us time zones. It's all made up. It's all made up. We made up time zones, dude. Unknown Speaker Yeah, we did. We made of yours. Yeah, we did. We did. Speaker 1 So how would that work? If they're what I'm saying is if they're in a different planet, here's why I brought it up. Yeah, totally different planet. How are they like, this is at Earth yours? Unknown Speaker Yeah, no, they will probably just change. They will probably just, Speaker 1 they don't really care. They don't speak. They just grunt and do war. Unknown Speaker They would probably just have Martian years. This is a Martian year. Speaker 1 Martian gears. Yeah. Okay. This is two years. I was like when they get here very far away. They'd be like, Oh, the conspiracy theories are getting pretty loud. Speaker 2 It's one. It's one more year. Sir. It sounds like Earth is nearing a crisis. It sounds like the beer is about to hit. For us. We live on Mars. That'll be it. Yes. So some people think the beer is about to hit. Some people think it's just like an economic crisis or just gonna be like a another pandemic or something like that. You know, everybody's got different ideas of what is the crisis, but the leading one is like a World War. And coincidentally, right now there's some geopolitical instability with some major powers in the world. Yeah. That plays we Unknown Speaker did an episode. Speaker 2 And then we couldn't put it out. Yeah, you know, because we record weeks in advance. Yeah. So I'm saying like, we got to be careful when we talk about what I say right now. Yeah. Cuz we don't know what's gonna happen in five weeks. Yeah, that's true. But yeah, there's some geopolitical instability that is stoking the flames of these conspiracy theories. Sure. And so they're getting pretty easy. Yeah. And so. And what's interesting is they use this book as kind of like, the proof to this concept. I look, we're not the crazy ones. Yeah. Because the end of this book closes with some predictions. And they predict at the end of this book, a few things that are very interesting, they predicted that around 2020 they use the word 2020. Around the year 2020. There'll be a communicative virus that spreads across the whole world. They said that there'll be an economic crisis. What, Speaker 1 like when we live, he didn't live in the apartment, I guess. When I left the apartment with Martin Ryan and all them. Yeah. That was 2014 2013 2014. Yeah. And last man on earth. Yeah. Do you know about that? Heard about that? Yeah. The opening scene? Yep. Yep. Says the year 2020. I didn't know that. I don't remember Speaker 2 that. That's spooky. That was a fun show, though. It was alright. It was pretty good. For the first time first, the first season was really fun. Yeah. And then it got they got weird. They had to stretch it a little bit. Yeah, yeah, that's alright. Anyways. Speaker 1 So yeah, there's a lot of weird spooky stuff. Yeah, so that's it. Oh, and we're watching servant. Yeah. And servant came out in 2018. Yeah, when we're watching season one, and he loses his taste and smell interesting. And he's like, he's gonna have some kind of virus or Something interesting, and we're watching it be like, Oh, no, he got it. Unknown Speaker He's early. Yeah, he was the first US subject one, Speaker 1 but it was like in the show it's like some you know, it's like, not witchcraft thing but a supernatural anyways weird. It was Unknown Speaker Boronia virus Morona Unknown Speaker anywhere is a different Unknown Speaker thing. Good says Speaker 2 Hey, thanks for checking out this episode. If you liked it, make sure you subscribe so you don't miss any future episodes. Speaking of future episodes, we have a ton of past episodes, we have a back catalogue of well over 100 episodes. So check those out. My current favorite is Nelly Bly, she was a journalist from the early 1900s, who totally changed the industry, especially for women in the industry. Super cool story, but also kind of crazy. Some of the things that she did, we had a lot of fun in that episode. So check that out. Don't forget to subscribe, but ultimately, just thanks for being here. Speaker 2 Now, and then they said that they said that there's going to be an economic crisis in that during that same time period. They also said that at the very beginning of the fourth turning, that there would be a terrorist attack that would result in the explosion of an airplane. And then they talked about a war a major war happening. Has there been an explosion with airplanes? I mean, 911 Yeah, but that was the beginning of that's what the fourth turning people are saying they were talking about because this book was written in 1997. Speaker 1 That's sure I know that I understand how it works pre. Pre and Post 911. I understand that. I just didn't know that. They were like, that's, that's it? Speaker 2 Yeah, that's the idea. And so they they take these, these, these predictions and say, well, here's all the predictions that they said, We're gonna happen. We can pinpoint. Here's some things that have happened. But then there's some other things that haven't happened, like the war. Sure. And so they're like, Yeah, we're still in in this fourth turning period. And we've got a big war coming in. You better buckle your bootstraps, by your by your bootstraps. And build your Unknown Speaker skills. You're being Speaker 3 basement. You feed a lot of kids of beans. I just did another b word. DEED is what happened being wheelchair big castle. Unknown Speaker How's your dream? Conquer Unknown Speaker debugger? is bonkers. What? 100% being? Speaker 1 Okay. It's the most it's the most structural structure Speaker 2 is perfect because it could withstand nuclear blast. But then once I'm ready to get out, I could just eat my way out. All right. Very weird. So yeah, so here's the thing. Unknown Speaker Okay. Do you listen to it, though? I listen Speaker 2 to the book. Yeah. And I watched some interviews with the author, because he's still around doing interviews. Yeah. Interview number one, I do this. This wasn't me. I didn't do this, though. The CIA. It wasn't me. My my partners of the CIA showed up like, we're Speaker 1 still trying to figure out what happened. I didn't Speaker 2 know he. What's interesting is that into the book that is kind of the basis for a lot of the conspiracy theory. That last chapter was a section that open with them saying, here's how this could possibly pan out. And so they even say that, here's some predictions for the future. Here's a possible scenario. And they gave four possible scenarios. And those four possible scenarios were separate. The virus did not happen in the same scenario as the war. The economic downturn did not happen in the same scenario as the terrorist attack. Speaker 1 But it's also not like not like COVID came out of nowhere. Yeah, we that was that's what all the experts were trying to say. They've been saying was like, we've been saying that we're not prepared for a pandemic. Yeah. Since the swine flu for decades. Yeah. Yeah. So it's not super surprising that a 99 is, it is a little odd. There were 2020. You know, yeah. But like, for them to say, in the next 20 years. Speaker 2 Yeah. And that's the thing is everything that they said was still brought, like if they did say there would be a pandemic, but like you said, like, yeah, of course, a pandemic could happen. Like we have record of those things happening all the time. Wars could happen, economic downturns could happen, possible terrorist attacks could happen. And so these were all really broad things that weren't just like, tragic events that they were saying could happen during this fourth turning. And they weren't saying they were going to happen. They weren't like predicting them. Right. They were saying here's some possibilities of how the fourth turning could pan out. Right. And they've ran with them like these Were prophecies, when that's not what they were saying. Their subtitle was misleading because they use that word prophecy. I feel like they should change that. But the whole concept of the book is actually a lot more interesting than what the conspiracy theorists say it is. It's not this is not this mystical, like the world goes to World War every every 80 years. It's not it's not sure. It's that it might. Basically, the concept is this is that they take seasons, like we all have, every year has a season. And every season, you have different behaviors in that season, you would not try to reap a harvest in the winter, you're not trying to plant seeds in the winter. And so your mindset and your behavior in those seasons is different because of what season you're in. Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean, hot girl summer is different than Meet the Parents winter. You know, those are, those are different Speaker 2 seasons. That's a dry season. Yeah, you're right. And so what they said is that the generations Yeah, follow the same pattern that makes sense that every 20 years has been talking about this, too. Yeah, he honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if he's read these books. Because these are these are pretty academic books. These are not Yeah. Speaker 1 Good. I've read it. The, these are pretty academic. These are pretty good read, you want to understand, I read this after I volunteered at church on Sunday. Speaker 2 You have to buy stocks to understand this, but yeah, you know, I got a portfolio now, so ETFs, every 20 years or so? Short end, 10 years long in 30 years, average 20. You know, averages work, but every is a different generational archetype. Yeah. And those archetypes follow one of four. Structure structures. There's the Prophet, okay, which is a time where it's all this generation is big. It could be life consensus around ideals. Basically, there is large figureheads and institutions that guide people forward, there's the prophets of the generation that lead everyone and everyone follows their lead. It's very high value of institutions. Yeah, the Nomad has rebelled against the prophets, the nomads the next generation, okay, they've rebelled against the prophets. And it's almost like, like a spiritual awakening type of situation, but much more internal. So it's, it's less about the whole, and it's more about the me. And it's more about like, taking down the established order taking down the establishment and not listening to what they want from us, because Sure, they are these two right after each other, these two different come right after each other. Okay. The next is the hero. And the hero is one where they have seen a lot of instability that has come from the no man's having kind of tore down all the establishments, and all of the institutions. And so they, they come up in an era where things are, are rocky and difficult. Sure. And so they are, oddly, strangely optimistic about the future, that change is coming, and things are going to become better. And they often become the ones who kind of lead the change. That's why they're called the heroes. And then the artists are the ones who they come of age in a time where everything is radically changing. And they don't, and they're, they're not allowed to be a part of it, because they're too young. And so then as they grow old, they feel this urge to contribute, but the only way they can contribute is through art. And so they kind of describe everything that they were around growing up, because now things are better. Sure, they've got to remember a time when they were worse and they kind of describe and they write this real, poetic. They're writers, they're musicians. They're artsy people. Okay. So yeah, those are the four archetypes. And obviously, everybody is different than those, but that's sure type that characterizes the four, the four generations, the four generations, and they they wrote the book generations kind of talking about these archetypes and really fleshed out the concept of what these archetypes were sure. And they followed them back about 500 years and showed that as you look at culture as a whole, from the American line of culture, so through the birth of the United States, right through colonialism and into the early Unknown Speaker Jesus signed the Declaration of Independence. Speaker 2 that they followed this pattern. And pretty pretty closely. And while doing that, they noticed that it wasn't just the generations that there was this sort of feedback loop of the nation itself was going through this process as well. Okay. And that's what they call the turnings. And so the fourth turning is what we're in very academic so far. Thanks. Unknown Speaker I just want to give our listener a break. Unknown Speaker Do you want to do it no, I'm just talking about swamps Speaker 1 so the so the, the listeners were thanking me for that, dude, they were like, jump give me a freakin haul let me pull up my notes. I guess hold me so there's an anon there's one or we were here last year. So fooling yourself. Speaker 2 Here we talk. We are here we are. Yes. We'll get to that. We'll get to that. So they just got you over here. Speaker 1 You're a hero. I'm a hero. We're all heroes. Now. We're Speaker 2 not all heroes. We're barely heroes. We are barely heroes. Okay, but we'll be we'll still use GZ the artists they're artists. Yeah. Okay. Because it makes sense. Speaker 1 Well, you're so old some artsy here. You're so old bro. I'll tell you what I saw the most millennial thing I've ever seen today. This is a real someone got like so you know there's a lot of the lane closed sources they're piling up and then someone you know does the thing where they cut all the way up here and they try to cut around this person. Anyway, gets in front of this girl. This girl's got one of those lejos octopus things on her dashboard. Those little fluffy Yeah, she turns it inside out. Because it's got a frowning face on the inside. Oh my and I was like is that the millennial middle finger is no one are you freaking kidding me? That cuz it's like once I was happy, that's a good that's how you're telling your mood. Yeah, I was like, Is this like a millennial mood ring? What is going on right here and she has she's reached out she went like this. Speaker 2 But do you think that guy could actually see that? I know I guarantee. Oh, I saw a tweet where the guy was like, to me I would break check. Speaker 1 And then I walk it out. I'd steal that octopus. turn upside down. Are you joking? You saw a guy would do what Speaker 2 Nizar tweet where the guy was like my dad doesn't flip people off in traffic. He gives them a thumbs down and he's like people people seem to like that even less. Speaker 1 They don't like that. We just go. Boo. A guy tried to pass me on a single lane road today. He was real mad. I was like, Where are you gonna go and your Chevy? What was it? Malibu Chevy Malibu. Yeah, that's sad. That's sad. Sorry, Chevy Malibu. Unknown Speaker That's because we're sponsored by Toyota Toyota Corolla. The happiness of my life. We couldn't even do sponsored by one of their better cars. Unknown Speaker It's not sad. It's not sad. Not sad sedan. Speaker 1 Okay, oh, good. All right, back to the boring, the Unknown Speaker boring stuff. Things. Okay, so here's, here's where it gets interesting. You ready? Unknown Speaker Thank God, we're finally here. Now keep going. Speaker 2 Okay, so they noticed that the nation goes through this as well. And so there's these four cycles every 20 or 30 years or so? Sure. Where do you have the the four phases are? Let me scroll down. So I get this right. You the four phases of the cycle or the high. And so that's when everything is really good. Okay, that's when you're excited to be alive. That's when things are going things are chugging along forward, things are going good. But it's double sided. It's not just high because it's good. And that's not just profit, prosperous. It's high because you have a high institutional reliance. Everybody's everybody's relying on the communal. Yeah, here we are. You're in the high. The next phase is the awakening. That's when everybody starts to become, yeah, more introspective more. It's all it's about me. It's not about everybody else. And then you have the unraveling, that's when everything starts to fall apart. It's a very chaotic time. But it's not. It's not explosive. And there's not a lot of change coming out of it, but it's chaotic. And what's strange, though, is it's still pretty good. Like it's it's weird, because it's still it's still pretty good. But there's also Speaker 1 about the safety of the institutions. Yeah. But you can explore different things. Speaker 2 Yeah. And there's, and maybe a good way to put it is there's bad things going on around the world. But you're kind of removed from it. And so Like think things are pretty bad and you know, it's bad, but you're like, I don't have to, like, acknowledge that it's bad. Yeah, like that's the unraveling. Things are bad. Yeah, yeah. And then the crisis is when the unravel kind of hits that fever picture and then you have to get involved, you're stuck in it. And it's, it's, it's here, and things get really, really crazy. And then it repeats and you go back into a high and what they say is that because of the way the interplay of where the generations are at specific points in time when events happen, right, and because of the way that those generations react, when they have the power and the control to events, then it creates this cultural attitude and it dictates how history unfolds and how how the nation gets involved with world events show for example, World War One happened during an unraveling World War Two happened during a crisis period and so the unraveling period Unknown Speaker no that period period Speaker 2 so because World War One was in an unraveling period Yeah, well Unknown Speaker well wasn't a very popular with America. Yeah, Speaker 2 it the World War One started with the sinking of that ship I don't know it's called the Titanic Speaker 1 Okay, is did the cruise it took out carnival dream. Speaking I'll be on Carnival dream Memorial Day weekend. If you want to buy tickets to that cruise. It's just his vacation. He's gonna be it'll be there. Ray's not going to see me till the day. That's right. I needed some cheapest if you want to see me perform with the Spirit Airlines. You can come to carnival dream. You can book Unknown Speaker a show on spirit. Speaker 1 Fly spirit to be honest with you. Oh my gosh, no, I really am on Carnival dream Memorial Day weekend. If you want to come to that. I you. I know. You for your birthday Speaker 1 this is for you. Aubrey. Yeah, one and then you won't have to pay for it. So you guys can have that fight later. But just wanted you to know I'm gonna get you a good gift. You got me a really good gift this year. Yeah, I try. I mean a bad gift. Unknown Speaker That's why I tried so hard. Speaker 1 Last year, it looked like he unscrewed a lamp from his own house. Like a little wall lamp and was like you can have this Unknown Speaker doesn't match anything in my house. I was like okay, thanks. I put it up though. So I'm not allowed to modify things in my apartment. I can't put that up anywhere. Speaker 2 It's importantly, like conveyed stripped to the wall. Like that's why I was like a nice little loud Speaker 1 gift. Is a great gift. I really appreciate it. I bought you a car. That's a Toyota Corolla and I need to be one of the sad ones bro. You went to IKEA Do Unknown Speaker you would cry on Unknown Speaker your cry like have fun? Jeez, bro. Well, I get you for your birthday last year. Speaker 2 You got me a flight that I still haven't taken it bro. I know I need to take Speaker 1 I got him a training flight that he can go learn how to fly. They do that on spirit. Did you know that? Let you sit up there. They're like, Hey, you want to give it a shot? We don't know what we're doing. You can Unknown Speaker book it on expedience. Like first. Oh, man. Oh my gosh. Unknown Speaker Oh, yeah, it was Speaker 2 in World War One, yeah. They sent the Fantasia the sea. And it took the us two years to finally decide, hey, we're gonna be a part of this war now. Sure. World War Two was in a crisis period. They bombed Pearl Harbor and the next day we are in the war. Yeah. And so it's it's it's the way that people Power react to things sure that make the things that happen in that Speaker 1 you're in a crisis, very reactive time. And that's the idea is that Speaker 2 the people who are in power in that, and that not very calculated are our crisis. Mind. So Speaker 1 hey, it's me again, thanks for being here for this episode. If you like what we're doing, it does cost us money to do this. And so just think about that. You know, that's it. We have Patreon supporters. And it really helps us to make this show possible. Honestly, we're so grateful for everyone who listens to the show. But there's people who want to make more of it happen. And so they financially support the show. And you get a lot back for it, you get our private discord, where we chat every day, we're hanging out and just getting to bond and hang out. We also do live zoom Hangouts for our Patreon supporters, you get exclusive merch, it's a good time, there's a lot, there's a lot in it for you. And it's a lot easier for us because we get to know you better. You know, you're not just a number and a stat board or whatever. But you know, you're our friends, and we appreciate you a lot. So consider doing that. If not, then you can listen to this dumb little ad, because that's how we're gonna get money from you. We're gonna leech from you either way. We're gonna get paid. We're in this for the cold hard cash, baby. Anyway, here's an ad. How do Speaker 2 they how do they get it though? I realized I forgot to put a CTA in mind. Oh, dang, we're doing Yeah, Speaker 1 they can text Tillandsia 66866. Thanks, Jared. Speaker 1 The question I've got then is, like so. So I mean, like you're saying the generation as a whole is certain whatever. Like, we're the heroes, whatever. Right? Yeah. Are you suggesting that we're going to have to be the heroes for the next phase of this? Unknown Speaker Yeah. So the concept is, Unknown Speaker well, that kind of sucks. What Speaker 2 they realize what they realize is that the generations all had these personality types. Sure. And then the nation went through the phases as well in the nation. On target, but yeah, it lines up to where your hero is always coming to age. So in their 20s to 40s, during the crisis, and so they're the ones who have to rise up and solve the crisis. And so that's, that's why Speaker 1 don't want to do that. You don't say like, oh, that's not my problem. Speaker 2 It will be. That's their point is it becomes a situation where you're the one who has to figure it out. Speaker 1 And I hate that. I resent that. I want it to be their problem. It is their problem. Like the bank failure, bro. That's their problem. That's dude, I was so annoyed. Do you know about the SVB bank failure? They not do know about the bank failure thing? Do you know that in 2009, they put a bunch of regulations on banks that they were like, Hey, you can't do sketchy stuff anymore. And it's just an 18 The government was like, hey, narrowminded feels, you know, sketchy. And then it took them less than five years to be like we scheduled Unknown Speaker harder. Speaker 1 I'm so annoyed that crap, man. I don't want to be the hero generation. Yeah, well, you got baby generation that gets taken care of. I want to be ours. I want to do ours to a podcast Speaker 2 while we are on the line. So I mean, if you pray cards, right, you're gonna want to do that crap. You could be artsy, if you want. Change your haircut. I'm just an artist. Speaker 1 I'm so full of hair is whatever that means. I don't know, the kids say. I agree. Unknown Speaker Oh, man, you've been on a youth ministry for a minute Speaker 2 I have. So it's become this feedback loop. Sure of the people behave in a certain way when they're in that part of the generation. The world around them is what has led them to do that. So the world they came up in, created their personality, like, nurtured their personality. And because they came up in that world, when they find themselves in their position of power, they're going to react a different way. And, and that creates a cycle and it's just okay. Because that's yeah, the Speaker 1 same way that like, you know, our grandparents don't do this because they didn't live through the Prussian war, but they are parents. So like, my mom's grandparents saved aluminum foil and stuff, because they, you know, they lived through the Depression. So they they saved everything. Speaker 2 Yeah. Because they, they came up in a period when that was, Speaker 1 even when it wasn't necessarily more that was still who that's what they did. Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah. And so. So they, they, they take this back to the 1500s and illustrate this. Every 20 years or so, you see the turn and they, the whole book is pretty much them going through each of these 20 years to being like, here's everything that was happening in the world. Here's how it went down. Here's how the American culture reacted to it. And it lines up throughout the whole story. And so when they wrote the book, they are at the tail end of an unraveling. And they said that we believe that the unravel this unraveling will end sometime around 2006 and be launched in what happens what's true of the crisis? Almost throughout every point in history that they've outlined, they I think they went through five of these. Speaker 1 A lot of crisis though this is more than just freaking Well, that's the thing Speaker 2 is the crisis is always started. Kind of surprisingly, it's like an overnight thing. All of a sudden, you're in a crisis moment, and that lasts about 20 years. And there's multiple crises. Speaker 1 Crisis lasted. Yeah. 911 the housing crisis 911 Speaker 2 Wasn't the unraveling. It was actually in the unraveling. 2008 was the housing crisis. That was the start of our crisis period. Okay. And so by their numbers, Unknown Speaker I did have a crisis doesn't tend to that makes sense. Speaker 2 I don't think personal crises Oh, that's just that's just you. Speaker 1 Yeah, that's not a part of high school. There was like one level of Temple Run. I couldn't get past your guy broke Speaker 2 my phone. My phone it's an iPod Touch. Speaker 1 I should download tempo run tonight. ashtag ad it's Speaker 2 interesting. He brought that up because I saw somebody played temporarily the other day. Literally out loud said are you playing? Are you playing Speaker 1 that's like the guy in first class. You see it all the time. i You don't because you don't sit in first class. Like I see it all the time. People still play Angry Birds. Yeah, that's that's bonkers. All white guys got that game. Like that's the first thing that download. Yeah, when they get a new iPhone, they don't have a very good download or wife's contact information. Download Angry Birds three. They walk through they go restore purchase. Speaker 2 They walk into the 18 T store and they say hey, well I lose my Angry Birds. Progress if I get the new I got Speaker 1 yeah, there's a guy straight up has his old phone still got some kind of progress on his phone? He doesn't want to lose. Lose but he's got an iPhone. It was it was a different phone and he didn't want to lose so he got the iPhone, but he keeps his old phone. That's so weird. Well, Verizon, I guess Yeah, no. Yeah, we chose you know, marriage and family and this guy chose snake on his 2002 Nokia. Bro, the buttons are gray, you know saying like they're just worn out and he's just sitting there freaking Speaker 2 out of the plane this dude's watching a movie. This dude's eaten five guys and then this dude pulls out his Nokia Unknown Speaker cash dang it Gee Golly. Unknown Speaker I think if you've tried to bring a Nokia on the plane Speaker 1 that seems pretty 2001 No pre 2007 phones are here Unknown Speaker your phone has to have a screen that's full phone or else we Speaker 1 can't bring a break it doesn't need well it doesn't meet the the weight requirements too heavy for the plane Unknown Speaker can take away the whole plane down by Speaker 1 back police for weight and balance with your break phone. Unknown Speaker Hey, sir, your phones too heavy to sit in the front. Speaker 1 Imagine walking through the airport though that huge phone in his pocket. Just freakin pants are designed for that anymore, man. Unknown Speaker Yeah, they had parachute pants back then. There's a lot more Unknown Speaker to do. I don't know how we got here. Speaker 2 But the last 20 or 30 years tend to tend to 30. So on the low end, 2018 was the end, which we all know that was our wasn't the end. So on the mid end, 2820 28 will be the end of the crisis and crisis. Crisis periods are full of crises. And so we obviously don't We don't even have to list them. We know that in the last 10 ish years. Let's learn a lot. There's been a lot. Let's list them. The the point is there's probably going to be more. And there's probably going to be things that we as the heroes are going to have to be heroic for sure. What's interesting, according to their timeline, we've obviously gone through a similar process. Yes, there's a good chance there's going to be more fire with what they say we could be done. Because they say that 10 years, it's somewhere between 10 and 30. On average 20 years is what these turnings are surely can be done. What's important is that during the time of crises, the people in power genuinely Generally not genuinely, but genuinely as well, you will generally make decisions that exasperate the problems and make things a little bit bigger of an issue than they would have been if these things happened during unraveling or other periods. Because that's an important thing to note is that wars and crisis's crises happen in every turning Speaker 1 well, but that's the thing is that wars and crises they can't be dealt with with long term solutions. They have to be dealt with with immediate solutions, which is where conspiracy theorists get all messed up and stuff. Yeah, it's like, dude, the government didn't have all the info we've gotten now about COVID. Yeah, so they couldn't be like, Hey, here's the we're gonna do a two year rollout of all this stuff. They had to be like everyone shuts down tomorrow. Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah. Yeah. And, yeah, so So issues happen throughout everything. It's the way that issues are handled, and the way things happen, and the way the society reacts to those issues, during the crisis that makes it a crisis period. What what the really interesting part about this as though is that in the crisis, period, sure. And just like a lot of us do in our regular lives, yeah, is we wait until the crisis to finally deal with all the problems that have been coming up during the unraveling during the awakening, right? That's when we say, okay, all this stuff needs to be dealt with. And then in the high period, you become, you come into an area where the heroes have noticed, I pointed that myself, for you are the heroes who helped usher everyone out of the crisis, sure, create the new institutions, and they build those institutions, it becomes a high institutional era. And it becomes an area of relative prosperity. Because everyone's kind of been like, oh, yeah, this whole, like, trying to do everything by myself. We were hasn't really worked. Yeah. And then the cycle repeats itself. What's interesting is, if you look in war, at the end of World War Two, all of the all of the high institutions that were established are really the high institutions that are running everything today. They're still the ones that are in play. But they haven't changed at all, the world's changed a lot. But they're still operating things as they did in that era. CIA, FBI, United Nations, NATO, all of these institutions that created the prosperity that was possible. After World War Two are still here. Chances are in the crisis period, a lot of those will get obliterated, and new things will be put into place, and everybody will bow down to the new world or new institutions. Sure, Unknown Speaker every knee will bow Speaker 2 and then things will be pretty good. The authors do are careful to note that it's not the highest not a high for everybody. There are people who the highs are high for some people because they subjugated other people to be able to be in a high and so it's not a everybody is everything's great all the time when things are happening, but it is for the most part as far as the greater culture. The majority of the people are in that in this cycle, and it repeats itself. It's kind of that concept. You probably heard it the this is a this is a classic Wild at Heart Conference quote. But it's kind of it's honestly kind of their point of of hard times make strong men strong men make good times good times make weak men weak men make bad times. Bad times. Make strong men trying to make good Speaker 1 researcher that's a you've been to one to many men's conferences. Yeah. Speaker 2 And that's essentially the concept here is that the things that happen in the world are pretty cyclical. I'm Speaker 1 just a weak little man just a weak weak little boy. But Unknown Speaker anyways, we can leave it with this the interview the guy did an interview with Tony Robbins Speaker 1 we're gonna leave it here. So the guy was doing an interview with Oprah you're like come on Unknown Speaker it Tony Robbins came out and he was like oh my god these guys did the 40 Unknown Speaker sounds at all can you do Unknown Speaker he sounds like he smoked his whole life but didn't smoke Speaker 3 Yeah, it's it's definitely a low it's a little it's a little raspy. Kind of low hold on kind of low and rest. Unknown Speaker The rest I don't know what accent he has like Unknown Speaker it's almost our Manian kinda Speaker 1 know guys a little I guess a little close anyway. Or Tony Robbins say? Unknown Speaker So he talked about he talked about Speaker 1 on Audible. This is real. His money book or whatever. Yeah, I'll read that. As long as you're not long. It was like 20 hours. 21 hours, bro. I was like, I don't need to make money. Speaker 1 If I spent all 21 of those hours learning a new skill I spent all those 21 hours instead of listening to Tony Robbins stupid book, if I spent all 21 hours breaking into cars at the movie theater parking lot by my house and stealing their stuff and reselling or Amazon much money, Unknown Speaker if I've spent all 21 of those hours paying 21 rental properties, Speaker 1 bro, okay, I see you see the podcast clip? Golly, man, it's one of the barstool people. It's a girl. And she's saying, she says, If a guy has time in his 20s to take me out on dates, then he's a loser. Yeah. And you're like, Speaker 2 yeah, a guy should not have time for you in his 20s. Yeah, that's her point. That's crazy. Speaker 1 Yeah, I sent it to Ray. And I was like, This is why I hang out with you. I'm busy listening to Tony Robbins. Unknown Speaker Busy succeeding over. Speaker 1 It's just me. Just just sit Unknown Speaker cross legged at Starbucks. With with a Strat to your Speaker 1 group that's on the floor of a long straw. Speaker 1 Actually, I listened to Tony Robbins book in one year. And then the other book I listened to Grant Cardone. Oh, god, oh, my gosh, this is so bad. That was so so yeah. Robbins, Speaker 2 Tony Robbins was talking to him about all these generations. And one of the main points that the authors of this book make is that the reason why things get so bad so often Yeah, is because we we do things in these turnings that are not first turning or third turning actions. And Tony drew the example of saying that one of the biggest moments for the human race was when we figured out seasons was because we figured out that we should not try to reap a harvest in the winter, we should try to plant seeds in the middle of the summer. Because people were doing that for many years. And they couldn't figure out why it wasn't working. Right? When they figured out seasons, it opened up a whole new world for us. And so their point is that we need to recognize these patterns and be able to see what part of the pattern weren't in and play to that pattern and not just play act like everything's the high sure and act like everything's great because in reality, it's not. We need to plan for whatever phase we're in. Maybe we're maybe we're planting for a harvest in the high that's going to be 40 years from now. Speaker 1 Well, I guess it's good that like the crisis is almost over. It is kind of like the rest of our life gonna be all right. Unknown Speaker Yeah. I mean, it's true. If we can serve your little Speaker 1 baby listen to this. Sorry, to Speaker 2 your your your childhood is gonna be pretty rough. Yeah. But maybe a week little man, you're gonna make some art. You're gonna make some good artists, some good little drawings, art, and then your kids are going to your kids are going to be crazy or rise up. Yeah, there's gonna be the world's gonna unravel around your eyes. And then you're gonna die whenever everything else was as bad as it was when you report Speaker 2 it was bound to start it is going to be bad when it ends. I'm sorry about that. That's, Speaker 1 that's why I'm saying if you're born like 1940, and you died last year. Unknown Speaker That's rough. That's a rough. That's Unknown Speaker a rough why? Speaker 2 But honestly, though, like you didn't have to, honestly, that might be the best scenario because you didn't have to do to do it when it was bad. And now and then you're old enough to where you don't have to deal with it. What was bad. Speaker 1 I was my grandma's. She was born at 35. Yeah, she's still around. She's still kicking. Yeah, it's not her problem anymore. Speaker 2 Yeah. So she got to live the prime of her life and the world was Yeah, her house at $21,000. That's bonkers. Because for her. Yeah. So Unknown Speaker I bought it for 21,000. Last year. She doesn't know. She doesn't know how How's 1000 for this? I said, let's call it can you Unknown Speaker drive it off the off? Yeah. Unknown Speaker So you drive it off the law? Speaker 2 I'll give you 16,000 For this house. Yeah, that's fair. That seems Speaker 1 to try to buy a car this week. And I was like, let's just see what I can swing for. Elizabeth for 26. Nine. And I said, would you take 21? Do it. No. Would you take for no one I said, I said okay. I'd ask. I've walked in. She goes 26 Nine. And then so we didn't say different number. A different number is about 23. Five. Speaker 2 She said she said 26 nine and then I said oh that was Colin should do. Is that supposed to be your fault? You don't have to do that. Oh, Does your shirt pull your shirt down? Speaker 1 Tom, it was about you tubers. Oh my gosh. Sorry, Tim. Unknown Speaker Oh my gosh. Anyways, long story short. Speaker 1 I'm in my prime right now. I'm in my high time right now, if you will. Speaker 2 Long story short, yeah. The conspiracy theories to tell you that these people predicted that we're about to go into World War Three Yes, odds are we are, but they didn't predict it. And it's not guaranteed we might not we might be done, we might be going through a period where we're going to build up our institutions. One thing I'll say that's really interesting is when I was in Bible school, I did not get credentialed by the Ag because I did not trust the institution. And I did not want to tie myself that closely to the institution. Because I came up in unravelling when institutions weren't trusted. I have recently, within the past year or so, started leaving institutions. I think you and I have had these conversations where I'm like, You know what, I think institutions are important. And I think we do need to bring some order into the world and people need to put some more trust in institutions. And that's just kind of happened. Speaker 1 Yeah, Tim came in the office one day and said, We should rule over our neighbors. And now he's trying to frame that like, put this man walked in the door, I was wearing a fur coat down to the floor. I Unknown Speaker said, like, jumpsuit, Speaker 1 he said, Let's take control of our dominion. I was like, What are you talking? Unknown Speaker What's that? What's that Pax Romana, Unknown Speaker she comes in wearing his fur coat. He's goes Unknown Speaker I'm the hero. Stop. It took me so long to figure out what to do. Speaker 1 YouTube comment, we could talk about it. There's a YouTube comment that said, Hey, you don't have to keep pulling your shirt down. You could delete this. Yeah, read it. Well, let me delete it. He goes, You can believe whatever you read it. You don't. You don't have to be pulling your shirt down. It's okay to have a little bit of belly. And listen, the YouTube comments are not kind to me. Yeah. And they're usually about me. They're like, Oh, yeah, the big guy. Yeah. Right. And I was like, well, that sucks. I watched the clip. And I didn't touch my shirt once. That's about Tim. Yeah. Speaker 2 Shame to have a little belly. I'm not ashamed of my little belly. Speaker 1 So he comes in one day for coat down to the ground, pulling on his shirt. And he's goes, we need to rule over Kansas City. Yeah, they will bow to us. Speaker 2 How do you think we take over power? What are the crisis? We all that's kind of that'd be Unknown Speaker a crisis. That's a that's a cool like, slogan. That's a good album. Unknown Speaker You want to start a call? Well, I was thinking a call. It's like that was the cold slogan. So we are the crisis. You Speaker 1 believe in institutions in a way that's like what you're like, we should make banks still around. What do you what do you mean, you know, it's not banks? I think I think it's, it's important to have oversight, because here's the people. Here's a Speaker 2 great example. There's an episode. I don't remember what episode I know, we shot it. I remember, I vividly remember in your apartment that we did, where we were talking, I think about AI or something like that. Maybe it was one of it made his neural link. Because I was saying at the time, i strongly believed that crowdsource wisdom was better than like, refined academic, like academia coming in. And I have changed my opinion on that. Yeah, I don't think I think that a lot of the things that have happened recently as a Bitcoin, do you think about Bitcoin? It could have been, but yeah, now now i don't i don't see things that way. I think that the Wikipedia model of doing things, yeah, is not the best way you need peer review. You need a control system to say, yeah, that's accurate. That's not accurate. That's an okay thing to say, that's not an okay thing to say, Sure. Here's the rules. And we're gonna enforce them and make sure you follow them. Because that's how you have an orderly society that doesn't crumble and people Speaker 1 will go outside the box. Yeah, but not that far outside the box. You don't gotta think into a different realm, a different circle. Speaker 2 And I think it's like, I think there, I think there's, I think there's room for that. Yeah, but I don't think you publish that. I think you think that oh, yeah, but I don't think you got published it. First. You gotta, you gotta like test and justify it. And you gotta have people who can agree with you and prove be like, Yeah, you're right. You don't get to just go tweet and needles on the internet affects the generation stuff at all. I'm sure it does. I'm sure it does. But I think that do you think Speaker 1 my theory is that we would almost accelerate it that instead of 80 years, we will be doing this every every 30 years? Speaker 2 You know, it's possible. But I think I think I think more than anything, it's just kind of moved that. I mean, to use a word that was used when Twitter was bought a lot. It's moved that kind of marketplace, like city center thing. Yeah, to the internet. And so like it's still engaging. Still doing the same thing that was happening before I saw this thing. On tick tock today a guy was talking about third place. Have you seen that? Have you heard of this? Yeah. Like you have to have. Speaker 1 Starbucks is that's what their slogan is, is nurses won't be a third place. Speaker 2 Yeah. If you haven't heard of it, basically, the concept is that your third, your first place is your home. Your second place is your place of work. Your third place is your place of community. And for a lot of people, that's churches, maybe a cafe or a coffee shop, that they go to a lot. Or whatever, a bar, a club that like it's Speaker 1 the Internet became the third place. Yeah. And so whenever you like, you know, a lot of kids end up isolating in their rooms as an attempt to find the third place. I saw that video. I saw a video like that in the context of Well, we made we made it illegal for kids to hang out anywhere. Yeah, yeah. So kids don't have a third place outside of the internet. Speaker 2 Interesting. Yeah. And that's, that's the problem. The Internet is a lot of people thought the internet was gonna be our new third place. And so all the third places closed down. Yeah, there's so many churches, so many restaurants and bars and things like that. Yeah. But the internet has not been able to replicate what third place has done for people. Yep. So but it maybe or maybe it has done all the worst sides of the third place, though. Like it? It's yeah, I don't know. Anyway. But yeah, anyways, long story short, I felt my opinion change on that. And just organically through watching the world do what the world has done through this fourth turning. I've been like, you know what, maybe institutions aren't that bad of a thing? Yeah, I was very against them when I was younger. And now I'm, I would say I'm leading pro institution. It's interesting. Yeah. Speaker 1 So we as the heroes have to face a crisis head on. Yeah. You know, let's say the banks really screw us over. Yeah. What do you suggest that we do? To fight back? Speaker 2 I think that the obvious thing that I think any hero would realize in that situation is everybody get on a bus Unknown Speaker okay. Speaker 2 All the heroes if you're not a hero, don't get on the buses bus for heroes only the hero bus destination Georgia. We're gonna put a lot of Speaker 2 things out there last night is a production of space Tim medium produced by Christian Taylor audio by Alex Garnett video by Connor Betts. Our graphics and our logo by Caleb Goldberg and our social media is run by Caleb Walker. Our hosts are Jeremiah and Tim stone. Follow us on your favorite social media platform at tilam podcast is Ti ll en podcast. 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Every generation’s unique experience shapes its values, beliefs, and behaviors. The Fourth Turning, a book co-authored by William Strauss and Neil Howe, presents a compelling argument that generational cycles can predict social, economic, and political crises. The authors argue that America is in the midst of the fourth turning, a period of crisis that requires a profound change in leadership, … Read More

Pole Shift – The Hidden Phenomenon That Might Happen Again

04-04-23
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People have like vibrations with their phone when it's not even in their pocket. Yeah, it's vibration. That's what that would. Sorry, I got chancy trauma. Unknown Speaker sigh yeah, that's, you know, it happens to the best of our Unknown Speaker policy. So Damn, dude. Just give this guy his marinara list. Do you like my hat though? Unknown Speaker I do like your hat. Unknown Speaker Bring it up later. He said to make a change. You got to make some stuff up. Why do you always just drop small facts like that? That made me go? Are we gonna be like fly off this planet? Things I Learned last night? Unknown Speaker Yeah, this is a this is one where you remember when we did an episode on Portaria. Okay, and people still comment on us? Like we're idiots or something like that. Sure. And ironically, that was the episode where I had COVID. So I was wearing that suit. Like it was just great timing. Unknown Speaker It was great. Because we talked about the vaccines. We hit a lot of stuff for that Jhansi one of the people who comment on it and now you don't look to look at the right YouTube comments and you were like, okay, ciao and see. Yeah, Unknown Speaker this is this will be an episode. No, this is will attract the same crowd. I think so well go. Leave a comment below with your job. We want to know what you think about this content. Unknown Speaker Leave your mom's house. She's begging you. Unknown Speaker I'm gonna start from the front. You're not gonna like us. Yeah, but leave a comment. Anyways, Tell us. Tell us about it. Tell us off your Unknown Speaker phone. It's not for you. For normal people who have understandings of human connection, that's how you add love. Be honest with yourself. Cut to my camera. Be honest with yourself. Okay. Get the heck out of here. All right. I'm so serious. Don't comment on the way out. I want to know what you think. Tell me what you think. Okay. Yeah, tell me what you think Unknown Speaker I looked at your camera like your camera could see me just now as like, tell me what you think. Sure. Okay, so, Unknown Speaker how the hell did Jhansi do who is Chauncey Unknown Speaker Chauncey is he chan we'll call Him Chan because that's apparently what he goes by. Okay, Unknown Speaker maybe I don't know if it's pronounced chant. He might pronounce a chant. His name is Chauncey Sure. Shan Shan Shan Shan Shan he was a Unknown Speaker proper chain after 14 Before 14, but maybe it's named after him. That doesn't give me a lot of hope for this episode's gonna go? Great. Unknown Speaker No, so, this guy, he it's kind of tough to nail down who he is. Okay. He's the author of a book. And that book is isn't what we're talking about. Yeah, that books are very influential. Gosh, the Book of Mormon Unknown Speaker No, Jhansi Thomas Unknown Speaker chon is a hard person to pin down. Okay. Because he he used the name chan Thomas on the book. Sure. But you can't find anything about chan Thomas online. Chauncey Thomas. You find a little bit it seems like he was a professor like a small like d3 school. Teaching like Sure. Like a small just beauty. Yeah. Relevance. Unknown Speaker You know, we get the state school D one. All right. And then like the town over you got like that D two? Yeah. You know, Missouri Southern kind of school. This is d3. This is us. Midwest. Unknown Speaker Yeah. Tech. Unknown Speaker Yes Is Crowder Community College. Unknown Speaker It's not even in a town. It's just farms and then this college in the middle of Unknown Speaker college I straight up a format. That's not a joke though. The last college I performed it was in Nebraska. cross the street was like the prison. So it but not just any prison it was a for sexual predators and like that, and it had a sign to Unknown Speaker associate creditors. And Unknown Speaker it was it was like no, it really was it was like sex offenders RS or whatever the sign said. No it was it said it on the side. It wasn't like I found that out. Yeah. And so Unknown Speaker shout out to the marketing team at that college though forgetting anybody that goes to school there. Yeah, I know. Like, that's impressive. Unknown Speaker Yeah. The joke I made and we I don't know if we want to cut it out or not. The joke I made on campus was, yeah, other colleges. I go to just have you know, sororities and fraternities and you guys just have a fraternity I guess. Very funny joke. That's pretty good. Very funny joke. Unknown Speaker So he was a like a professor of, I don't know, maybe engineering. I know like that. Yeah, maybe. Maybe engineering, maybe geology? It's not Unknown Speaker a pretty big difference. It's not clear algebra. Yeah, it really Unknown Speaker God loves out. Unknown Speaker God is in the algebra is what that website is. If you're a Patreon supporter, you'll get that in the after the federal It's Unknown Speaker unreal. I didn't pull it out some screenshots for that for the update for that as well just throw it on the shirt. Oh my gosh. Unknown Speaker Okay, so look forward to Unknown Speaker so he. He was he was a professor of something at this college, allegedly. That's about all we know about. Well, actually, there is one of the things in the book, Unknown Speaker bro, we'll get through with the YouTube comments. I'm on your side. Now. You're gonna get to that you swayed me. Okay, we'll Unknown Speaker get to that. We'll get to that. The other important thing about his life is that he had a government contract at one point, allegedly, allegedly what that government contract was. Unknown Speaker He was a mailman. Well, here's how this stuff goes. Okay, you get you get a government contract. And it's like all you did was you showed up and did the plumbing and like, you had a post office. You were a post. You're a plumber. You're a post plumb a post plumber. And you showed up to do a little plumbing job and then technically like you didn't you go to all your friends. You're like yeah, did a job for the government the other day like what was it and you're like, I can't I can't talk about you know, yeah, yeah. But it's also my underground work. Like come on, dude. Like underground wet work. Couldn't couldn't. Couldn't tell you though. Unknown Speaker Yeah. So he got some government contract. And he wrote this book, okay. Called the law. He wrote a few books but the book in question is called the Adam and Eve story. The history of cataclysms. Unknown Speaker Know Bengal tiger press. Put it out. Unknown Speaker He just, here's, here's what's important about this. Okay, he wrote this in the 60s. And for some reason. It's classified or was classified by the CIA. And in 2013, under Freedom of Information Act, they declassified a sanitized version of this. Unknown Speaker What are you What do you mean? Unknown Speaker They so this book was classified by the CIA in the 60s after he released it. Okay. And then for some reason under a well not for some reason, we know under a Freedom of Information Act, it was declassified in 2013. But it was a sanitized version was declared so Unknown Speaker they did there's they're like redacted marks in it. Yeah. There's Unknown Speaker missing pages. Unknown Speaker Bro. Here's the thing, though. We could just put out a book and put bad page numbers on it. Yes. Unknown Speaker Do you know saying it'd be like pending? Yeah. I mean, people who would believe that crap quit this video so long ago. We still have a market. Unknown Speaker Okay, so it got declassified, and is making waves around the internet right now. Cool. Let me tell you a little bit about what this book is about. So there's Unknown Speaker on the first day, cost there's what it was not even Adam and Eve would have. It's the story of that store. The Amazon store. Unknown Speaker History cataclysms. It can all be traced back to the atom in the store. So page one of the book opens real subtly with this cross section of the earth. Listening it's a picture of Earth I guess, but it looks like an eyeball. It was a poorly drawn eyeball. Unknown Speaker It looks like you know, if you cut the earth in half do the old core Unknown Speaker thing. Yeah, there's a diagram of like the core. And then there's a bunch of arrows with numbers pointing at different spots on it with no explanation. And then a bunch of arrows pointing to the inner core, the outer core, the mantle, and the crust. And the word stat, no explanation provided for this. Maybe redacted. But we don't know if it's redacted. Okay. One of those arrows is pointing to it and has nothing on wash two arrows. 345 arrows. Jesus, I just found so many Unknown Speaker years. Six, that was kind of the point. Unknown Speaker Six arrows all over this. And then talking Unknown Speaker about I can literally tell you what this means. Are you kidding? What Unknown Speaker are the numbers mean? It's the Unknown Speaker length of whatever the distance between the arrows is. So like, look like 1800 has an arrow on each side. That means that the distance from one arrow to the other one is 1800. Then 120. That black 121. We don't know that part. But to say that you don't know what these are. Look at the proportions. And look at the 30 there. Unknown Speaker Yeah. All right. What about the arrows because like the above the 1300, there is an arrow that's there's not a corresponding arrow and then below the ad, there's another arrow that has no corresponding arrow. The ad doesn't have a corresponding it must be in the Unknown Speaker black cord. Oh, it's too dark. Yeah, maybe 1300 is the the maybe maybe you're onto something. They're not even diameter, but the distance to the next level. Yeah, you know, I mean, there must be more than the core which would that Ada Unknown Speaker so dense, we can't see it. That was the point what he's trying to illustrate Unknown Speaker that you can't see it, that's where it is. Unknown Speaker And then and then it starts real subtly. With what reads like a story, honestly. Okay. I'm not gonna read the whole thing. It's kind of long. But Unknown Speaker wow. I really expected you to Unknown Speaker hear let me read the beginning. It just really suddenly opens up with with a rumble so low as to be an audible growing throbbing, then fuming into a thundering roar. The earthquake starts only it's not like any earthquake in recorded history. In California, the mountains shake and ferns into a breeze. The mighty Pacific rears back and piles up into a mountain of water more than two miles high, then starts this race eastward with the force of 1000 armies, the wind attacks, ripping, shredding everything, and it's supersonic bombardment. The unbelievable mountain of the Pacific sea water flows to the flows the wind eastward bearing Los Angeles and San Francisco as if they were put grains of sand. So this goes on for a while. So painting a picture. Okay, like a day after tomorrow? Unknown Speaker Do you read that better than you read all of our host reds? There, I'm saying our advertisers are so mad right now. You know, they don't listen, but they're listening in this scenario, and they're like, Wow, he really read Unknown Speaker that guy. It's like, Unknown Speaker it's like, rumbling. throbbing, or? Unknown Speaker Well, because here I'm telling a story there. I'm selling something Unknown Speaker maybe we should. I don't know. You know how marketing works, I guess. Unknown Speaker Alright, read the story brand. That's what I should read. There Unknown Speaker you go. He sponsored us down below. Unknown Speaker So this goes on for a few pages. Do you like I almost brought that up in that part where you were like, can you? Unknown Speaker Do you like my hat? So I do like your bring it up later? Could you? Unknown Speaker Could you try to naturally, naturally bring it up later? Don't worry. Thanks. So he goes on for a few pages kind of telling the story. It's like a day after tomorrow type of it's like the opening scene of day after him. Yeah, no, I get it. Yeah. And it goes on for a few pages. And there's a there's a lot Unknown Speaker of theories that an earthquake could have killed the whole California stuff. Unknown Speaker Yeah, this isn't that, okay. It's something else. So then he goes into, like shifts. And like a new chapter where he's like, he's like, it turns into like an essay. So it goes from like this story to an essay, where he talks about all the flood myths in history. And basically is trying to make this point that all these flood myths actually happened and they were connected. They were caused by the same root cause of a flood He's telling he saying there's this thing, this cycle for the earth where every roughly 10 to 6000 years, the Poles shift. Unknown Speaker You heard that too, right? What? 10 to 6000? Who says that? Unknown Speaker Well, if you're doing bc it goes backwards. Because we're going back Unknown Speaker the way you said that either means 10 years, or 6000 years Unknown Speaker no 10,000 or 6000. Somewhere between 6010 1000 years much better. Going forward. We're going backwards. So it's 10 Unknown Speaker Okay. All right. Unknown Speaker Shut up. Unknown Speaker Yes. Such a small brain. That's what your head so small. That isn't swell. My horse. I have a very large head. Which is why Great. Thank you. Which is why I have to buy special hats from odd job hats. Here's a quick story about it. I was you know rumbling I don't like where this is going already. Unknown Speaker Rumble rumbling the throbbing pipes in my house are regurgitating sewage from my toilet. I have to call a plumber. He's busy doing contract work for the government. As I'm left to figure it out on my own as I am with most things in life, yeah, but my huge brain, you check if not only in straight in the size of my huge brain in that moment, I solved my own problem with my my plumbing, but I also solved healthcare. And then because I'm a huge, huge, and with that huge brain becomes a very large head and normal hats don't fit my head. This is real. But for my camera, if you got a big head, dude, I like straight up. They're not even paying me to say it. Job hats. You know. They make hats for big heads. Unknown Speaker We sat down at the table today. And he said, Hey, you like my hat? I was like, Unknown Speaker Can you try to bring it up naturally? Whatever they do to you every time we go out forever now. Hey, man, you like the shoes? It was pretty cool shoes. Cool. Could you like try to bring Unknown Speaker that out the group? Let them know how cool my shoes could turn to say they just want everyone to know. Cool. My hat is pleased. Unknown Speaker Wow. I'm going to do that all that's funny. It's very funny. Anytime there's someone new joins our friend group. Yeah, if we're hanging out with someone, I don't know. I'm gonna do that to them. Yeah, after we pretend we can't see them. Unknown Speaker Hey, thanks for checking out this episode. If you like it, make sure you subscribe so you don't miss any future episodes. Speaking of future episodes, we have a ton of past episodes. We have a back catalogue of well over 100 episodes. So check those out. My current favorite is Nelly Bly. She was a journalist from the early 1900s, who totally changed the industry, especially for women in the industry. Super cool story, but also kind of crazy. Some of the things that she did. We had a lot of fun in that episode. So check that out. Don't forget to subscribe, but ultimately, just thanks for being here. Unknown Speaker Anyway, it was an odd job, it was an odd job. Unknown Speaker So he, he is he goes into this story, that every six to 10,000 there is a shift in the pulse of sure was you might have heard people talking about pole shifts on the internet. It's getting kind of popular right now. It's from this guy. That the idea is that for some reason, which he explains later, but for some reason, the crust of the earth stops moving with the rotation of the earth. So just the atmosphere rotates, and everything else stays where it's at for it's like a super earthquake. What I don't know if it's like so, so earthquake key. Unknown Speaker I don't know how quick it is. It's it's going Unknown Speaker the other direction. Like if that are squeaky or if it's just Unknown Speaker like but I mean, how fast I mean, you know how fast you're spinning right? Yeah, like 1000 miles an hour. Yeah. So if it were to stop, Unknown Speaker then it'd be 1000 mile an hour winds, and then it create massive waves. And so that's the picture he's trying to create is like, because the rest of its moving, it's creating these giant waves ripping everything apart as the winds passing over everything because we're not going with it. It's this massive cataclysmic event. Unknown Speaker Yeah, how wind? How does wind work? Unknown Speaker While wind is it's the same thing. It's moving. And then if the earth slows down a little bit, there's a little bit of earthquake Enos, it slows down in this just off pace. The wind is just a little bit faster than the earth. And so I'm trying to keep up that guy, but I can't. Yeah, so fast. Unknown Speaker Okay, so this is already there's no evidence for it. There's no I miss. I do miss when you would like try to present this like you believed it. Because right now you keep going. Here's the thing. 1000 mile an hour winds. Here's the thing. 10 To 1000 mile an hour winds. And I mean, 1000 to 10,000 to 10 mile an hour winds. Unknown Speaker Here's the thing I there when there's other episodes I I believed in. Okay, this is rough. It may be make a more believable book. That's what I'm sure make it believable. And he did make it believable. He did a good job a lot of people believe. Unknown Speaker So he's saying that the atmosphere keeps moving. Yeah. Yeah. And so here's another one. So all the earth will just for how long? Unknown Speaker So it's like a day long transition. Okay, and so it's like a really quick thing. Unknown Speaker The Day the Earth was still, I Unknown Speaker guess, yeah, technically. When did that movie come out? I don't know. I wonder if that's where they got the idea. Keep going. Find out. So yeah, it shifts. And what happens is the poles move wherever into the planet where that stops. And so then, because the poles move that freezes, the continents are now up here. And so they'll start to freeze. So Antarctica, according to this theory, last time before this last poll ship was not frozen, it was like somewhere in like the Pacific or something. And this is how he explains Atlantis. And like the the continent of Mu remember, we we did that episode about Sure. Atlantis, all the missing places and stuff like that. And then he goes into this theory that because these are six to 10,000 year ranges. They're always precipitated by predicated, predicated, by precipitated, precipitated by an advanced human civilization that was there, and then the shift happened and it destroyed them all. And the survivors then create their flood myth, or whatever that was acres. Unknown Speaker And that's the story. So for him, he says that 6500 years ago, was Noah's Flood. The lat that that shift was de where Noah's Flood came from 11,000 years ago, was another shift. And that was the Adam and Eve story where the creation story came from. Unknown Speaker So he says that there's 5000 years between Adam and Noah. Unknown Speaker Yeah, he has a graphic, he has a graphic in here or a table, but and then everything before that we don't have a record, like a written record of what that myth was of like what happened there. Because there was nothing but que. But he says that there was a civilization that got destroyed. And there's some sort of memory of the gods that they worshipped at the time. And so he says, like some of your more ancient, like, Eastern religions, like Vishnu was like the Jesus for the previous civilization. And okay, the survivors still worship him and it became more mystical and the revival of it after whatever this event was. And so it all culminates in his scientific study of it. Yeah. Where he starts to bring in sources. Okay, maybe we put sources in air quotes. Sure, bring in sources that like, argue how this is possible, and prove that it's happened before. The I will say he writes it in a way that makes you feel like Oh, this guy knows what he's talking about. But if you who pay close attention? His source material? Well, he never cites a source. He just throws he just cherry picks people's names, and says they said this. It's kind of like when people say the Bible says, but they don't tell you where. And the Bible doesn't say that thing. It feels very similar, where he's bringing in source material and different people to try to argue how this stuff is possible or how it can happen. And making this big deal out of it and acting very confident. Have you ever seen Steven Greer? Know, I watched a video of his the other day. And it's a very similar. It feels very similar, because Steven Greer has amassed a decent following. He's kind of like a UFO guy. Okay, he flies everywhere. No one can tell what he is. But he he talks with like this authority and this competence or, and tells you all this stuff. Yeah. But he's making it up. But what he does is he will name drop a lot of these people all the time and be like, oh, yeah, they're my friend. They told me about this thing, and then tells you the story. And like, he can kind of talk the talk. So like, he uses these bigger words that sound like he knows what he's talking about. But what's coincidental is all of these friends he has and all these people he talks about knowing are dead. Oh, perfect. Unknown Speaker Yeah. And so I was thinking, Oh, my friend Rosa the other day. And she was telling me, Unknown Speaker but it's like, he's like picking out like, like, I don't know, like, presidents that just recently that like, you know, Unknown Speaker I was going for Rosa Parks just there. I was gonna go further. You were like, he's picking up like actual historical figures. I was like, Oh, okay. Oh, my gosh, you heard it here, folks. Unknown Speaker Oh, my gosh. Are you taking that further? No, no, no, I'm Unknown Speaker waiting. I'm waiting for you to say things that are interesting. Because so far, here's how you're talking. And he sounds confident enough. Unknown Speaker So that you want me to talk faster. Unknown Speaker I want you to, I want you to. So just so it's so what here's what. So that's what you're doing for 30 minutes, and I will be honest with you, I will lose my mind over here. All right. My very large mind underneath this job saying like, okay, so he wrote a stupid theory, but why why is it like, this is very clearly dumb. Unknown Speaker Yeah, so it got classified by the CIA for some reason. Okay. And then recently declassified, maybe only the good parts got classified, I guess. Maybe, oh, the whole book got class, the whole book are classified by the CIA. Yeah. And then it got declassified and sanitized. Whatever that means. Who said it was sanitized? It says it on the CIA website. It says sanitized copy approved for release. 2013 Six point. Unknown Speaker Yeah, but that just might mean like, we cleaned? I don't know. Yeah. It was pretty dirty. It might mean like, you reviewed it, we reviewed it. That's why we Unknown Speaker Yeah, well, when you when you flip through the book, you'll be reading the page 20 And then also on page 22. You know, and so you turn the page and I was missing it change changes in the document? Sure. I understand how that works. Now and so there's pages missing there's not like if you go through it like most of these like Freedom of Information s x you look at we'll have like the like Sharpie doubt lines. Yeah. There's none of that is just completely gone. Yeah, there are. Allegedly, there's like notes in the margins that aren't there. But I mean, you can't like like looking through, you don't see anything that was crossed out or anything like that. And like there's no real evidence that there wasn't any notes in the margin, but the the people say there was should have been removed. What when this got declassified though, it got picked up. And there's this group on the internet that has gotten very excited about this. Because you know, into the world. Sure. And, and for whatever reason, lately, this pole shift conspiracy is kind of blowing up pole shifts. You're Unknown Speaker not saying pulse shithole shift, pole shift conspiracy. Yeah. Unknown Speaker So the idea is that in a matter of a few days, with the poles shift shift to a different spot, which drastically changes your climate, and obviously, if this guy's right, creates these crazy strong winds and giant tidal waves and destroys everything, Unknown Speaker okay. Unknown Speaker There is a shred of scientific evidence for some of these concepts. He Unknown Speaker takes them in runs. Yeah, he Unknown Speaker takes them and runs through a different way. So like, for example, the polls drift, and they have been drifting, and they are currently drifting a little more than normal. So much so that, like satellites, they will recalibrate the where the poles are located in satellites, so that way they're lined up in their positioning. Sure. When GPS first came out, they were doing it every couple of years. And then over time, they've increased that cadence to now they're upgrading them every six months, because the polls are shifting so quickly. But it's not a like one event, like it shifts. It's like, it is just gradually drifting at a rate of like 50 miles a year. So it's still not a ton, but it is changing. And it does naturally do that over time. Right now, it's Unknown Speaker pretty far though. Unknown Speaker Yeah, it I mean, it is moving. If it every year. Yeah. And now it's more than it was. So it was a few miles a year, it's been increasing. And so that's strange. But it's not what this guy the picture that this guy is painting. Unknown Speaker Why do you always just drop small facts like that? That made me go? Are we going to like fly off his plane? Unknown Speaker I don't think so. I don't think so. Unknown Speaker Okay. We talked about you just say stuff. Like, I mean, the polls are shifting. Sure. Yeah, they're moving slightly. And that does have effects on our weather and stuff. But it's not like one event. Okay, it's about 50 miles a year to 10 years. That's 500 miles. There's no way yeah, let me double check that number. I was gonna say you should double check that there's no way I think I would notice. Really? I would, Unknown Speaker how often do you go to the pole? Well, okay, so every two years, the this is interesting. This is NASA's website, the position of Earth's magnetic north pole was precisely located in 1831. Since then, it has gradually drifted north northwest by more than 600 miles. And it's forward speed has increased from about 10 miles per year to about 34 or 55 kilometers a year. So next up kilometers with Miles, it's 34 miles, 55 kilometers a year. Unknown Speaker So like, How bad could it be for us? Unknown Speaker Well, it's moving north northwest, which at the polls kind of hard to figure out because isn't the poll the Northeast? I don't know what North northwest is at the North. Okay. What do you do? What do you do? If you're at the North Pole? You're trying to compass your way somewhere? Everything Unknown Speaker still works. Unknown Speaker But everything is south at the North Pole. Alex, you have to know you're smarter than me. You're the Eagle Scout, Eagle Scout, Unknown Speaker what do you do? We should do a show called Ask an Eagle Scout. You know, maybe we could we need to get one with a good personality, though. Unknown Speaker We're gonna get a good host. Alice could audition for it. Where do you think they're staying? The North Pole? This is just going in circles and stuff? Unknown Speaker I don't think it's going in circles. Well, I mean, I guess it has to, because because South is every direction if you're north, if you're the North is point, South is South is. Everything is either south or southwest or southeast. If you're the Northeast possible point, right? If you're the Northeast thing Unknown Speaker that's pretty Northy to me. So it's moving. What happens we this is a total side unit. What happens when it goes so far off? What it usually was? Unknown Speaker I guess the north, the North Pole is moving. So how many Unknown Speaker miles is one degree? You know, saying? Unknown Speaker Yeah, let me look that up. Unknown Speaker Because I guess that's what I'm wondering is how far can it drift before Unknown Speaker 69 miles? So this cover and a degree every two years? Unknown Speaker So say it How far can it shift before we all just die? Unknown Speaker I don't think we die. But I think it I think what it would do is what this guy's theory is is that your continent start to shift in different spots. So I guess theoretically, if this has been happening forever, like places like the Sahara Desert, which are incredibly arid climates might have been snowy climates at one point, incredibly what arid Okay, what do you think of Unknown Speaker Arab for some reason Unknown Speaker so confused? Nobody there. Pretty Arabic climates. Oh, okay. Why didn't I that's what I was confused on. Air did okay? Talk better. Unknown Speaker Hey, thanks for being part of this episode. If you want to help us do more of this, you want to help us grow our show. One of the easiest and best ways to do that is to join our Patreon. It's a way for you financially support the show, and you get a lot in return, you get access to our Discord channel, you get bonus content that comes out, you get exclusive merchandise, and like live zoom Hangouts, where we're both just hanging out eating pizza, just getting to know each other. The biggest thing is, is we want to know you more as an individual and as a friend. So thanks for supporting our show. If you don't support us financially, we're not pressed about it. We're not like mad, but I'll find you. So text tilam to 66866 to keep yourself from being found, alright, because if you don't want you Unknown Speaker so, okay, so there is some validity to these these claims. So it doesn't Unknown Speaker move, it doesn't move. And that's it, he starts looking at geologists who have noted this can be noted that places like Antarctica used to be decent climates where life could have been supported there. Because the polls slowly shift over time, and the continents slowly shift over time. Okay, so he's finding things like that, and then making these really crazy claims of it all happened in one day, and everything moved really quick. And it destroyed the society that existed at that illogical drum. And he's, and he does it with this authority, that if you and he cites people, but he doesn't actually cite them, he just says yeah, and then this famous philosopher, this famous scientist, said that this is legit, and somehow, okay. And somehow, I don't know how this happened. But somehow one of the people he cites a lot has like a series of books. One of his books, the foreword was written by Einstein, but this dude is like a pseudo scientist. Okay, but somehow, I don't know must have paid him really well, I guess, and got a foreword from Einstein. And so people will look at that and they're like, his source material is supported by Einstein which is a massive jump pretty big jump. Sure. And it's also it's not even his source material. It's just a guy that he throws his name into his book to make it seem like there's more validity he never cites a single thing there's not a work cited page. Unknown Speaker Yeah. That's like Obama used to tell me Unknown Speaker we were friends. Yeah, still are. Unknown Speaker He's had to make a change. You got to make some stuff up. And I was like, why does it sound ethical? Instead to make a change? You got to double down on it double down you know, Unknown Speaker that's what he's known for. Unknown Speaker I hope he writes the foreword to my book so what if I got him to be crazy? Unknown Speaker I was like wow, he wasn't lying about the fact that he was President Obama Unknown Speaker by name Unknown Speaker is that can you Is that legal? Unknown Speaker My my my alias by writer name was Barack Obama. Can you do that? How famous Unknown Speaker doesn't name have to be for you to not be able to do that? Unknown Speaker I don't know Jhansi Obama Unknown Speaker because I feel like like there's some people have the same name. Like can you just find another guy some people have the same name. Can you just find like Barack Obama who's like a grocery store owner in Ohio Unknown Speaker he there's other Brock's Sure. There's Unknown Speaker other Brock's, like there's other days, it's other people have the same name. So you just find another one. Unknown Speaker Jack? Jared Meyers and I paid that guy $75 For at Jared Meyers on tick tock. And then he was like, I have figured out how to give it to you. And I was like, he was basically like tick tock won't let me change the email and all this stuff. And they were and they were and then I had a video blow up so I couldn't take it anyway, so I was just Jeremiah's comedy on tick tock. Go follow that guy. He doesn't post since 2019. And his videos are like, musically. Unknown Speaker Nice. Like the old tick tock. Yeah. He thinks you have his tick tock. That's why he hasn't posted. He's like yeah, I get my tick tock Unknown Speaker follow each other on Instagram we keep up hanging out sometimes. Unknown Speaker Have you read the foreword to your book Unknown Speaker that's kind of funny by Jeremiah opens with Unknown Speaker with Jared Tiktok in 2019 for my handle, I never expected to be writing his foreword to his book. Unknown Speaker But I fully endorse everything in this book. Unknown Speaker And everybody will just think that you just wrote it. Because you Yeah. Unknown Speaker I guess I could write it from his perspective. Yeah. And it would still take like a written Unknown Speaker book, Jaron Meyers foreword by Paul Rudd, the Unknown Speaker very very small print you put at Gmail that guy at Gmail, still you still me legally Unknown Speaker sounds like it's part of the Legally Blonde franchise. Anyway, legally still me. Anyway. Unknown Speaker Another side of this is your there are these cosmic magnetic fields? Okay, the planets are riding on as the planets are magnet white writers. And this is a weird part that I'm going to be honest, I don't fully understand. But I guess there's magnitudes coming from the sun Unknown Speaker through it, but for the listener, he said magnet juice coming from the sun. Yeah. So is the moon halfway to Mars? That's not good scale. Unknown Speaker Yeah, that scales way off. That scale is way off. It's You're right. It's also missing a couple planets are one of them. It's fallen into that sits up there falling right on and so Unknown Speaker Moon juice, not Moon juice, Sun juice, magnet. Magnet juice. Yeah. Unknown Speaker And here's the here's the thing, our magnetic poles save us from solar flares. Because it creates this magnetic field around us. If the poles shifted, in theory for a while, they would be weaker. And we will get solar flare up for a while. That's bad, because then we can't have iPhones. Okay, but it messes with the MS was a lot It ruins the environment. And yeah, would make earth a pretty inhospitable place for sure. Not in hospital. But it's like, like a one star hotel like a place you don't want to stay Unknown Speaker sure, like a place where you go into the hotel room and the door handle falls off Unknown Speaker a place when you get there and you're like, I'm gonna book a different room Unknown Speaker or place where you get there. By the way, the Wi Fi is 1495 You're like this, the shower, take coins, a place when Unknown Speaker you get there. And they're like, by the way, stay off the third floor ghost. Unknown Speaker Pushing, you get there and they go. You can have the couch because he's past his house. By the way, I forgot to tell you that my wife had a baby four months ago, there were that Unknown Speaker a place where you get there. And they say, Yeah, this will really help you get towards your goals. You need to pay me $3,000 a month for it. And that's a pleasure. And I will take care of everything for you. So feel free to hit me if you want on a place where you Unknown Speaker get there. And they go we don't really have a room for you to sleep in or a bed or anything but we put a small mattress and sleeping bag in front of my grandma's house downstairs. Just on the floor right there by your by their grandma's door Unknown Speaker a place where you show up and they say there's no more room in the end. But there's a cave where we keep all of our animals and your ninja. Yeah, yeah, they actually do have a sign on the wall for birthing practices in there. Because it happens a lot. Unknown Speaker Yeah, off the road. See the birth barn of Jesus? Yeah, Unknown Speaker it's free to give birth there if your baby's got Unknown Speaker and that's the medical system or nutshell. Is that health care in a nutshell? It's free of your baby's God Unknown Speaker Wow. So we could all die one day, not us. We'll be good. Well, no, Unknown Speaker here's the exciting thing about this. So he's scheduled it out. Unknown Speaker Great day did he say Unknown Speaker 2003? And that didn't happen. Obviously we're still here in less like Unknown Speaker less Something that could happen before then that stops it, you know? Yeah, there was like if there was a there was a big events that stopped. You know, like if y2k had actually happened. Yeah. They're big events and it like stopped the whole shopped. Yeah, yeah. whole shift. Yeah. Unknown Speaker And so when it didn't happen in 2003, one of his supporters came out and was like, he meant 2012. Oh, is it? Remember? Unknown Speaker December 12? Or December 21 2012. Yeah, Unknown Speaker that was tied to the bank calendar thing. And that's why it's supportive picked that day. They're like, Oh, they knew to because it is new. The Mayans got flooded. Sure, on the pole shift. And then afterwards, they were like, Guys, look at Unknown Speaker the great hoody cackle. That's what my English teacher called it. We had a hoody cackle party that night actually, what are you saying like Hootie the Blowfish? You cackle? Unknown Speaker The December 21 2012. Yep. You call it the hoody cackle. Unknown Speaker We call it the great hoody cackle in high school we were I graduate I graduated Unknown Speaker and you got invited to a high your high school teachers pardon English teacher Unknown Speaker for the gifted kids, that was us. That was sorry us. A big what big head you better to think with the viewers know what I'm talking about. Think with your eyes wide open. No, there was a it was the great hoody cackle party. Unknown Speaker Why did you get invited to this? Unknown Speaker Because all of my whole high school career she had a big countdown. Unknown Speaker She loves me and she invited all the alumni. Yeah, that's sounds like a boundary crossing. That sounds weird to me. Okay. It was it was a good party Unknown Speaker with a drink this weird. Like, it didn't taste good. I don't remember what happened after Unknown Speaker I woke up and it was really snowy and are Unknown Speaker up and I forgot. Unknown Speaker I woke up and I was a gifted Unknown Speaker we had a hoody cackle party anyway. Yeah. So she had a big count on the board. That was the it was the big. Yeah. And my whole senior year. It was like days Jody cackle. She had thought that we did. Unknown Speaker So yeah. So 2012. That was supposed to happen. Didn't it? 2016 happened. But that didn't happen. Alleged. And then it went to 2016 2016 was a date didn't happen. Unknown Speaker Now, what was the date in 2016? This Unknown Speaker was I don't know what the date was that a specific date. Now it's a sometime in the 2020s. Didn't even pick on shirts Unknown Speaker like it's coming this week? Oh, yeah. Unknown Speaker And they keep pointing to, like, natural disasters and global like effects of global warming. And the fact that the poles are shifting and they're shifting faster over time. That is, that's a sign that it's coming like it's going to happen. For this most recent version of it is the post 2016 era where it's like it's happening. The 2020s has really picked up the like steam with the theorists for it. And they are really, really like, watch out. You're gonna You're gonna love Unknown Speaker like a big window. You know, because it makes it it makes it a little less culty Unknown Speaker Yeah, and it makes it a little bit less like you're gonna be wrong. Unknown Speaker Yeah. Much bigger Chase less risky. Unknown Speaker That's true. That's true. Unknown Speaker What's the DraftKings over under on a right now? Unknown Speaker I don't know if there'll be no put some Unknown Speaker money down on a happening I mean it's a lose lose. Right so yeah, yeah, yeah. So I mean if if the whole world turned sideways, literally walk get some profit off. Unknown Speaker Yeah, you might as well hedge your bets. Here's what's here's, here's the thing though. Okay. This is bringing it back in. Here's the thing. This got classified by the government and then declassified in 2013. You might notice that after two and also after 2012 Unknown Speaker Where you they were like let's just make sure Unknown Speaker let's just all out and see what Unknown Speaker you think. The CIA, the Culinary Institute of America was just sitting in their office one day, just food, food, colon, colons, whatever, spices colon, they call their final colonoscopy. Unknown Speaker And then they're like, Hey, you gotta read that new book. What was that? We'll shoot you on the spot. Unknown Speaker Here's the thing. Is book got classified? And that did happen. Sure. But it never got taken out of circulation. Okay, so it was still for sale, you can still get it anywhere. And it was still available. Great. What was classified? Was what we're pretty sure was his personal copy of it. And it was classified during what appears to be his contract work with the government. Unknown Speaker Oh, yeah. He probably wrote notes probably just took notes on what he was doing. Unknown Speaker That's what it seems like might be and they were like, because there's a handful of other things that are classified related to him. So the leading theories are what you said he was taking notes on his work in this book, and they were like, Okay, we're gonna need that. Unknown Speaker He's my work and here's the thing. Just Just look, good marketer, you know, a pentagon plumber. Now he was Pentagon sandwich artists. He worked at the subway inside the Pentagon. And he was taking notes on everyone's orders. And he's like, he's the other gentleman his orders a meatballs. No meatballs, Unknown Speaker and they're like, we can't let the public know Unknown Speaker it's, it's he ordered a single meatball on the footlong sub makes its you know, footlong sub comes with eight meatballs. He was ready to cut one meatball and tiny slices. They put that across the whole thing. Yeah, no marinara. Meals are healthy. And marinara. Oh, I gotta go to the freezer. Saw a whole extra thing of meatballs. Just to get this guy. His marinara list. Me. We call him meat around the frickin pentagon. Every time I wrote that down. It's a really complicated order. I needed somewhere to write it down to remember all I had was my copy of time with the wind. And I wrote down Oh, meatball math is and then Unknown Speaker like suits showed up. And they're like we need your book. Unknown Speaker And buy suits. I mean, chefs, chefs in the Culinary Institute, because it's meatballs. And they This is so dumb. Unknown Speaker It was the actual Unknown Speaker bro if boy rd shows up your boy are done. Unknown Speaker So the book theories of why this never of what happened? Yeah, he was taking notes. Or he wrote on someone's phone or he was working on this project. Yeah. And there was another agent, like he was kind of an eccentric guy. They found out about his books and stuff. And there was another agent who was assigned, hey, keep tabs on that dude. They're like, we need to, you know, maybe we should have thought this through before we had this guy. And then there was a stack of like his documents that got classified. So when you Unknown Speaker hire a math tutor or hire a math tutor. He goes over to your house to tutor your kids or whatever. Yeah, he goes, Hello, fellow patriots. And you're like, I don't know why you said that. Unknown Speaker You may learn about cards. Unknown Speaker All right. Let's just figure out something else here. Yikes. Unknown Speaker Yeah, so anyways, I was just sitting here thinking about how cool that is. Unknown Speaker Thanks so much. Unknown Speaker Yeah, so you might have heard about polar shift on the internet. Sure. It's a thing that's actually happening, but not what they're talking about. Okay. Maybe in I don't know. 200 years we might be in a situation where Hawaii is the North Pole but you've probably heard about these this pole shift conspiracy on the internet. That's what they Unknown Speaker call Santas. shift at the Bass Pro. Bowls shift. Unknown Speaker So, yeah, but it's there's not that's Unknown Speaker like a standard scheduler for the malls. It's something where he's so it doesn't wait. When you push past it. It's something where Unknown Speaker if you took a snippet of his book, The right snippet, and read just that, you might be convinced that this guy knows what he's talking about. And it's legit and you should be sounds confident, he sounds confident. But if you spend just a little bit of time looking deeper, you realize, nah, that's That's dumb. And there's nothing to this Unknown Speaker like when you see a tick tock, so it makes a pretty decent point. And then you check out the rest of their page and you're like, Unknown Speaker huh, yeah, yeah. Yeah. So anyways, I think it's, it's stuff that leads there's stuff like this that leads to that guy in the airport, actually, that that video you showed a video that guy Unknown Speaker is screaming Yeah, stuff from the airport, but Unknown Speaker on his own sunglasses. Yeah. Yeah, I think it's stuff like that. Where the the you read Half Baked ideas that sound confident. But are they're just small snippets of it? Surely you don't go verify. And then you just pile that stuff up on top of and Unknown Speaker that's all what social media is. falling over. I saw that happen once because you so if you just go, Unknown Speaker oh, I'll just drift with it. This is bullshit. Everything Unknown Speaker you're doing is so not correct me. Yeah, I mean, like, yeah, it's if you've read one thing out of context with nothing else Sure. Sounds like pretty good idea. Yeah. But like if I read a tweet that said, you know, Christian shouldn't be landlord. So I'm like, Okay, well, that's interesting. You know, but I read further into it, and I go, No, no, yeah, capitalism is keys right? To Life of markets. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Is there anything else? Unknown Speaker No, I think we can fiddle it off. Okay, it's fine. Unknown Speaker How's it okay episode? Unknown Speaker Yeah, I I need to be honest with you. I believe Unknown Speaker now, you've heard a lot of Unknown Speaker things either last night is a production of space Tim medium produced by Christian Taylor audio by Alex Garnett video by Connor Betts. Our graphics and our logo by Caleb Goldberg and our social media is run by Caleb Walker. Our hosts are Jeremiah and Tim stone. Follow us on your favorite social media platform at Taillon podcast is t i l l n podcast. Remember to tell all your friends about us. And we'll see you next Tuesday for another episode of things I learned last night. Transcribed by https://otter.ai


Introduction The Pole Shift theory hypothesizes that the Earth’s axis of rotation has undergone a dramatic shift in the past, leading to significant geological and climate changes. The idea was popularized by the book “The Adam and Eve Story: The History of Cataclysms” by Chan Thomas, a former military intelligence officer in the United States Army. The book suggests that … Read More

Harrison Okene – How to Survive 60 Hours Trapped in a Sunken Tugboat

03-28-23
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Unknown Speaker Hey man, what's up? Have you ever heard of Harrison? Oh, Unknown Speaker Kenny Harrison. Oh, Kenny Unknown Speaker Harrison. Oh, Kenny. Unknown Speaker Is it Harrison? Harrison? Oh, Kenny. Unknown Speaker Oh, Kenny. Yes. No, Unknown Speaker I have no idea who this is. Unknown Speaker Harrison. No, Kenny, is another one where I feel like we did this for an episode recently. I don't remember what the episode was. But depending on your perspective, he's either the luckiest or unluckiest person ever live. Okay, but not really. Very lucky. You're very unlucky. I mean, I guess at the end of the day, you got to say lucky because of how the story turned out. He's lucky. But there's a moment there where it was pretty unlucky. All right, for the last What do you call the tugboat? People? All the rest of the rooms filled up completely Unknown Speaker with water, but it's upside down. So the total water Unknown Speaker I used to snorkel Patrick's house in his pool, and that's tough. It's Unknown Speaker pretty trippy. It's not scary. Unknown Speaker Not scary. Sounds very scary. Ceremony. Eyelashes are very pretty. Things I Learned last night Unknown Speaker What are you talking about? Just get to it. Unknown Speaker Have you ever had any lucky robots? Tell us down to the Unknown Speaker I don't think Unknown Speaker so. Don't write it down. Don't just keep going. Just keep Okay. Cool. Sounds good. Okay. Okay, there's no guarantee was a chef in Nigeria. I don't know like how great of a chef I just know he was a chef. And at some point along the line, he got a job working on a tugboat called the just jazz confab for jazz con for jazz con for jazz calm for and he was just Unknown Speaker the boat chef. tugboats got chefs. I guess so Unknown Speaker which is surprising to me because that seems like the kind of thing where you just kind of go out there and take that boat and Unknown Speaker how bigger tugboats Yeah. And a tow truck having a chef he's called Triple A and they show up but there's a dude in the back with a griddle. He wants a break. You get the present. You don't see him at first. It's night. Right? Oh, you hear this here? You're like, is that your tow truck? No. Yeah. The truck driver is normal for him. Unknown Speaker He didn't even hear it. He talked about the reasoning about use here the what it turns out, he's like, he's like, Whoa, sorry. You're not gonna have as round a pancake. Startled hashbrowns. Smothered or covered? Yeah, I'm the tow truck chef. I got Unknown Speaker this job for winning a competition on the food. Unknown Speaker So he worked this is just so we're clear. The Triple A tow truck chef is not an entry level position, though. You gotta you gotta dream is a dream position is where he's at. Okay, so Waffle House on the side of the road. I guess Unknown Speaker triple A now with mobile Waffle House. Honestly. Unknown Speaker It wouldn't make your college you rate your service. And how would you rate the food? Unknown Speaker Like it wouldn't make your car breaking down a lot better. Like, would it patent pending? Unknown Speaker Though here I am pretty bad day carpet down late for my flight. Yeah. And then this guy jumps out of the backseat. Which star meal was like, Hey, do you want onions or no? What are your food? Unknown Speaker Drivers like hooking it up? Yeah. And then the guy comes out with a menu. Unknown Speaker So would you go ahead. I'm gonna give us I'm gonna go ahead grab some water. I'll be right back. And then you get there and he does a little flip around thing and does the whole you know okay, you're good repayment that they're gonna ask you a few questions Unknown Speaker okay, thank you. Okay, Unknown Speaker I'm not gonna lie. I think that would that's the kind of service I hope I'm hoping for from my tow trucks. Unknown Speaker Yeah. And my tugboats. Yeah, so he's How big is Google tugboats, size tugboat size? tugboat arms. Biceps, tugboat biceps Unknown Speaker typically range from 20 to 32 meters in length meters. Yeah, I don't know how to read that. Unknown Speaker 90 To 100 feet meters two Unknown Speaker feet. Okay. 20 meters is 65 feet. 32 meters is 104 feet. Okay, hold on how so what I said 747 Oh crap. That was the URL. It's not how many 740 sevens, whatever. Okay, whatever. I'll look it up. I'll find that Unknown Speaker because it's, it's so about 100 feet. That's all I'm saying. That's not big enough for a chef to be whatever. Alright, so he's chef from a jazz calm for Yeah, that was a long tangent to get to. I guess. tugboats have chefs. Chefs, Unknown Speaker chefs, chefs. And they were talking about into Harbor. And it's overnight, right. It's late, late at night. They kind of separated from the boat so everyone could sleep through the night. And in the middle of night, Harrison as most of us do. Woke up to go to the bathroom. Sure. And while he's in the bathroom a large wave hits the boat capsizes it and he's trapped in the bathroom. And he listens Okay, look at your face. He sticks his ear up against the door. He touches the handle that makes sure it's not hot it's like is it a fire? I feel like we're upside down. Unknown Speaker What are you talking about? The port where he gets out? Unknown Speaker The boat sinks to the ocean floor 104 feet to the ocean floor. A couple important things to know about this boat. And then these waters how Unknown Speaker fast the boat sink Okay, poor things about the water. Forget my question. Unknown Speaker An important thing to know about the water after the meals he prepared? What happened to the steaks? What happened to steak? So he important thing to know about the waters? We mean? They Unknown Speaker were his? His litter his ear to listen? Was that a joke? That was that was a joke. Yeah, I was wondering why just do that. Okay, Unknown Speaker no, he was listening while I was thinking because here's the here's here's what's important. And the waters around where they were at. There's a lot of pirates. And so there was a policy that they had onboard most ships in the area is that overnight when everyone was sleeping, they would keep all the doors locked so pirates couldn't get to them and kill them and take over the ship. Which was great for pirates but bad for a sinking boat. Because no one could get the doors unlocked and they all got trapped in their rooms for some reason that no one is entirely sure why Harrison's bathroom didn't completely filled with water. There was an air bubble and air pocket in his bathroom. All the rest of the rooms filled up completely with water Unknown Speaker but it's upside down so the toilet water I guess standing in his own sewage I guess I Unknown Speaker never thought about that. I don't know how plumbing works in boats Unknown Speaker it's multiple floors. So there's the bathroom above us just got an opening yet to cover it when Unknown Speaker we joke like this in an episode. What episode is this? From? Where they we did because we don't we don't worry about it. I want to I want to I Unknown Speaker don't want to remember I don't want to remember. No, you sit down. You have to cover the one above us. So that way you're Unknown Speaker clear. It's disgusting. So anyway, so he's got an air bubble. Yeah, so Unknown Speaker he's in this air pocket in the in. Unknown Speaker So what's he listening to see if anyone else got it out while he's listening to because Unknown Speaker he thinks that everybody else escaped and he got stuck trapped in that bathroom. Because he was just unlucky and decided to go the bathroom at the wrong time or something. Unknown Speaker Okay. Unknown Speaker And so he's waiting in there. They like radiator in the room in the ruckus. Got Jim jumbled up from the side of the wall. And so he was floating on that radiator hanging on to that thing. Oh, so that was kind of like you so you didn't have to like keep himself afloat. I'm sure that'd be something else he could grab on to but yeah, he was he was holding on to that in that air pocket immediately after this happened obviously there was other boats in the area and they saw this boat just flip over and sink. So they began as rice rescue up your operation immediately. Yeah, so helicopters started flying over other boats started going trying to find them. And eventually they located where the ship It had some to and they sent some divers down the few hours after the event in the middle of the night, they sent some divers down in the divers. They couldn't get in to the ship because all the doors were locked. And so they were swimming around, but it had been ours at this point. And they're looking around, they're looking, it's clearly full of water. And so like, nobody's survived. They're like banging on the side of the hall to see if anybody bangs back and Harrison, here's the banging. And so he starts pinging back but he's in like an inner bathroom, at the bottom of the ocean. And so they can't hear him begging back on the walls, because they're in their suits and their gears and stuff Unknown Speaker like is creating such a tightness in my chest. Oh, Unknown Speaker in that rough. I knew you would love this one. Yeah, this was one that where I was researching and I was like, this has Geron written all over it. He's gonna love this. Unknown Speaker I saw a video on Tik Tok today where a guy was stuck in a grain silo. And it made me want to vomit. How long was it stuck there? He got out. I don't know how long he was in there. But he's like, Oh, man. I'm stuck. And he's doing that that makes my day. That's chsp like freaking. That's terrifying. That's like that's a biker, that motorcycle guy who fell down the cliff was big news story. I don't know when it happened. I saw it a couple weeks ago. He and his buddy were out motorcycling and they fell on a 50 foot cliff. All his buddies die. Right. So it's video, like, I guess, you know, because he broke his back and so he couldn't move and move. Yeah. So he said Yeah, holding up a 50 foot. He could hear the cars going by and hear other motorcycles. They can't hear him Unknown Speaker like Virginia or whatever. Yeah, I did remember that. Did he get out? Unknown Speaker Yeah. Cool. Someone finally heard him. I guess I Unknown Speaker was trying to buy into sir. Unknown Speaker I think it was the Yeti. Yeah, maybe that's what Yeti is a bunch of people lost. Unknown Speaker Yeah, domesticated. Unknown Speaker I don't, I don't know he didn't have cell service couldn't get out. He gets he took videos thinking like if we eventually Unknown Speaker find them, we're gonna find it. Like Unknown Speaker he didn't even know his buddy had died. Unknown Speaker Hey, thanks for checking out things other than last night. If you're enjoying this, we have a ton of episodes. We've been doing this for a few years now. So make sure you go back check them out. My current favorite is Elmer McCurdy. It's a story about a guy who was born in 1890 died in 1910 and was buried in 1976. Which is just weird. The story is absolutely bonkers. I don't want to give too much away. But it was a super fun one. We loved it. Make sure you check that one out. But again, thanks for checking out things like last night Unknown Speaker What was that show? We just watched on the island Unknown Speaker last Unknown Speaker that we just watched oh yeah with the phone. Yeah. And the video Unknown Speaker what show was that call? Did you remember Alex? We were kind of obsessed with it for no good ended so weird though. Yeah. Didn't make sense. Yeah. Man, that's gonna Wow, that sucks. Unknown Speaker You think they're gonna make a new one? No, no, Unknown Speaker no, it's on hBo hBo. Unknown Speaker I searched none a search Unknown Speaker search Kristen miletti or whatever her last name is. Kristen is either Unknown Speaker I yeah, I don't know who I don't know a single star in that show. Anyways, we this is killing a lot of time in this Unknown Speaker episode. Nick Offerman Nick Offerman, isn't it? All right, you're right. You're right. You're right. It's called. Shoot, man. All right. See movies and TV something the tag is it's about time. Yep. Yep. It was. Nick Offerman. The resort resort. Unknown Speaker Yes. Yes. That's right. Unknown Speaker It was really good. Yeah, perfect. There's one we're watching right now. That has four seasons. I guess we're just finding on Apple TV. But servant. I've never heard Have you not heard of that one though. Where and so by the time this comes out, hopefully we will have finished the series I guess. I have an updated review. So far. So slow, but it's in my shop alone, Unknown Speaker okay. That shows that he does Shama Shama, Shama Shama Unknown Speaker shows, show Milan, and so, but it servant is this couple in Philadelphia, who's like 13 month old baby died not 1313 week old baby died. Yeah, and the mom just couldn't cope. Like she just like, went into basically her coma was just like, spaced out. So they gave her a baby doll to help her cope, right? Yeah. And suddenly she was back and pretend like you're one of those like, look realistic dolls, whatever. Then she hires a nanny for this doll. Yeah, well, the second night the nanny is there, the little baby monitor the dads in the kitchen and here's a real baby on thing and goes up there and there's a real baby in the crib. How is there a baby? We don't know yet. It's pretty trippy. It's not scary. Not scary. Sounds very scary. Sounds like it would be I know. I was very I was very I was very like, No, it's not scary. So far. It's it's more supernatural. You know? But it's, uh, it's just, it's pretty. It's Unknown Speaker slow, trippy. Unknown Speaker Um, yes, there are definitely there's episodes, the end where you're like, Unknown Speaker what I'm realizing that's what I like. Like I don't like like, Unknown Speaker yes, no, this is not you. I'm saying it's good. I think you might like it. It's really slow. And so far, but the ends of the episodes are like, What the heck is happening? Unknown Speaker Because yeah, like those ones that bend your mind and make you Yes, and you'll like this one a lot. I've Unknown Speaker been thinking about it. Yeah. Unknown Speaker Well, anyways, there's a baby in the bathroom. Turns out every tugboat has one to the higher. The higher the higher the baby keep. What do you call it? tugboat people, the Unknown Speaker tugboat people. tugboat people. What do you called tugboat people? What do you call? What do you call restaurant people? You mean servers? Unknown Speaker I guess. What do you call? Unknown Speaker What do you call grocery store? employees Unknown Speaker do dope pushers. I don't know. I don't know what you call it. Sailors. Maybe? Sailors, I guess. Keep the sailors company. Yeah. Okay. So Unknown Speaker small bear cub. Also a chef's. The boat flipped over? Turns out it was flipped. So they do the dive thing. They're banging on the side of the bay on the side of the boat. He's banging back. Unknown Speaker He's bringing back. But they couldn't hear him because they're in full dive gear. They're out in the ocean. There's ocean noises? I don't know. Yeah. drowning out the bangs. Right. Sure. So the divers swim up there. Like there's no way anybody's survived to this point. Yeah. Unknown Speaker Let's just worry about this next week. Well, Unknown Speaker yeah. So Unknown Speaker knowing like, what year is this? Unknown Speaker Three days? You know, that's an interesting question. Let me double check. Unknown Speaker It was recent ish. I want to say like, early 2000s Sure. Something like that. Unknown Speaker They really were like, Let's come back. Yeah. Oh, 2013. Okay. And they were like, alright, we'll come back later. Yeah. So they were like, gosh, like we'll come Unknown Speaker back later to retrieve the bodies is what they said. And so they kind of put together a plan and three days later, they three days three days later they put together this mission with some trained divers who are like expert divers there to like ship in from some other country to swim down there. Unknown Speaker Or do they call those dive people Unknown Speaker the water boil water buoys? We did get some water boys. Let's get us some of those underwater boys. Unknown Speaker Oh, I understand what the NFL pays you guys so. Unknown Speaker So he's that he survived all three days just floating on a thing? Because you would have had to sleep. Unknown Speaker Yeah, I don't understand that part. He had no food no water. What's what's insane is there's Unknown Speaker a bottom of the ocean and that oxygen wouldn't run out. Unknown Speaker While there's some interesting things to hit there at the bottom of the ocean past the point where the light reaches, and so it's freezing cold water that he's dark suominen Yeah. And he also woke up in the middle night so he's a nothing but his boxers. And so he's swimming in this ice cold water in the dark. And or he can hear the fish swim in through the boat like they can't get into his room. But he can hear them swim through the boat eating stuff. And so he's pretty sure those are his crewmates out there getting eaten by fish and he can hear them out there doing that. So he's in this air pocket. Just kind of holding on basically. Well three days later they they do this Unknown Speaker is the water still down there you think? Like he's not like Unknown Speaker probably it's probably pretty still I don't know why there would be like a tide he's not I mean He's not like I mean, if he moved around it probably would rock. But I bet it's really still I don't know why it would move. I can't think of a reason why. It probably wasn't very so. Yeah. And he was just sitting there with had a head just above water. To answer your question, what's interesting is, in in a, in a situation like this where there's that an air pocket deep underwater, the oxygen in there, if you're breathing it in, is only going to last so long. It's a finite resource. And so after the fact, some people did the master try to Unknown Speaker estimate he probably had another day in there. Maybe they said that they think that Unknown Speaker that was the size of the air pocket that he had. They think that he had about a 72 hour air supply. Yeah. And they came on the third day. So he literally had probably a matter of hours before he was going to run out the oxygen in there. But there was more Unknown Speaker we've learned from biosphere what like that. It's like he can start to like suffocate Unknown Speaker just from having low oxygen. Yeah. Yeah. And what else is significant is when you're breathing, it's you're releasing co2 into the air and you're in that air bubble, and you can't breathe co2. Right. So that's an issue as well, luckily, what they think is that because there's so much water in there, and carbon and so he was able to survive longer than he Unknown Speaker shows producing more oxygen, Unknown Speaker not necessarily producing, I'm sure you would have had to plant a tree for that. They so they put together this dive operation to go down there. And the whole idea of this mission was not like, oh, we need to save people it was we're going to collect the body. Yeah. And so they knew that this was going to be a tough. Well, they knew it was gonna be a tough mission for a few reasons. One, all the doors are locked. So they were going to have to rip these doors off. Yeah. 100 feet under the sea. Unknown Speaker Oh, man, what happens when you rip it open and he's in there? Unknown Speaker Here's here's. And then you're gonna have to pull a bunch of bodies out dead bodies out of the ocean. I mean, they, they're pretty confident. It's been days now. So there's the news, how many people are gonna get a word? I'm probably about a dozen. Unknown Speaker Okay. And so you don't know the exact number. Unknown Speaker I don't know the exact number. Okay, about a dozen. And so they rip off the door. Harrison, about halfway through day to realize no one was coming. And so he had to save himself, essentially. So he was able to rip his door open by breaking a pipe off the wall and using it to just get the leverage and break his door open. So he was able to break his door open, he swam and found another air pocket in the kitchen. But he wasn't able to find a way out. And so he ended up swimming back into his bathroom because there was a bigger air pocket there. And just kind of waited and hoped and prayed. And just like I hope someone shows up because he couldn't get out. Unknown Speaker Hey, thanks again for being here for this episode. If you want to help us make more of these, we have a patreon you can support us on. We don't make money from this personally, all the money from Patreon goes straight back into our show helps us to create better episodes give her better production quality. But more than anything, we're just so glad that you're here. So thank you so much for supporting our show. And if you want early access to be part of our Discord, please consider supporting us on Patreon. But other than that, we want to say thanks again Unknown Speaker imagine how terrified you'd be if you're a diver. And you go down thinking you're about to this good bunch of bodies. And then one of them is like you think he's like Hey, hey, he's doing a muppet voice is what do you roll in? And you're just down there and us here Unknown Speaker is that the water? Unknown Speaker Where's John C. Reilly? He's just like English. No. Unknown Speaker Well, they're on so these divers are on radio. This is 2013. So they got radio, there's a crew up above that's on radio with them listening in everything kind of directing them through and making sure they stay oriented and stuff like that. They spend two hours ripping open the side of this boat. They're like power tools, underwater power tools. And, obviously, Harrison, here's the whole thing. And so he's like, he's like, they're here is like someone's here to save me. And he's thinking through the scenario. And he has the same thought you had. And he's like, Well, what if they find out I'm alive and it freaks them out? Yeah, he's like he's like so I need to be like careful with this. But I also need to make sure that they see me. And they find me. And so. So he swims out to the kitchen, because he knew he's like he's like, that's kind of a path that they're most likely going to go through. And he swims up to the kitchen and he gets out to the kitchen and is waiting in that air pocket. For hours while they're ripping the hole into this boat, they finally get that hole open. And they start swimming around. And he hears them swimming through. And so he dives down to try to reach the divers. And they pass him before he's able to get there. And so he like, almost becomes kind of hopeless. So let's back up to the air pocket because he needs to get air. And he's like listening around trying to hear them. And they finally they start coming back. And as they're coming back, he swims down. And one of the divers reaches out and like, sees his hand and grabs his hand to kind of pull them along and Harrison just squeezed back. And the guy freaked out, yeah. Unknown Speaker And so he's like, he's like, there's one of them's alive. And the guy, the guy up top is like, what do you what do you mean, someone's alive? They're like, we have a survivor. And so they, they're like here, let's go back up to that air pocket. So they take them back up to the airport, because he can't breathe underwater, obviously. And so they're like, let's get a photo up in the air pocket. Now, this is a this is later this year. I assume that you're right. Tom Brady. Tom Brady, Tom Brady. No, but they did actually swatch his hair pocket. This is where he, this is him in the airport. So say imagine. Yeah. And they took a picture of him. And then Unknown Speaker holy cow. Unknown Speaker But then this presented a pretty major problem, because it's, there's a couple issues. He's been down here for three days. Unknown Speaker He doesn't have the strength to get up there. Unknown Speaker Well, more than that. He's about 100 feet below the ocean. And he's body's used to that pressure. And so if he comes up to shore, or to sea level right away, like there's a condition called the bends. And so it's something that happens to divers a lot, but no one's ever down as long as he's been down. And so they were scared that his blood vessels would literally start popping because of the pressure. And so he would basically like fall apart from the inside because of pressure change. And so they had to come up with a way to get him up and slowly move him up over time and like repressurize, 20 feet, 20 feet, 20 feet up to shore, it took them two days to get them up above the water. And because they had to put them in the suit transform up Unknown Speaker and like Did they explain that before they did it? Did they tell him in the boat down there? They're like, here's what we're gonna do. It's gonna take some time, or did they just start and he's like, he's like, Oh, stop. But we gotta wait here for three hours. Excuse me? No, they can't communicate to him. Oh, they gave him a headset. Unknown Speaker That makes sense. Okay, you gotta wait for three hours, man Unknown Speaker because he doesn't have I'm thinking he doesn't have a scuba suit. Does he? Unknown Speaker Well, they brought him a scuba suit. Where's he put that on? One of them swam up, they came down and they put the scuba suit. I'm gonna put that on the air pocket in the air pocket here pocket. He put his stupid skirt on. There's actually a photo of him with his scuba suit. Let me grab it. Hold on. And so it was like a pressurizing. So he's Unknown Speaker got he's got two years, they can talk Unknown Speaker about that. Yeah, they obviously can communicate with him. That's what they told him before they went out. They were like, Hey, this is gonna be a process. And so they got, but when they got them up, they couldn't even like, let him out of the water. They put them in that that's what this is. This is a pressure chamber. All the divers had to go in this pressure chamber, and repressurize and so they swam into this thing. And this was on the shore. So tired, Unknown Speaker dude, he just he's like, please let me up. Unknown Speaker Yeah. And they were like, they were like, yeah, we're just gonna hang out here and so he had to sit in this pressure chamber for another two days to while he repressurize to normal. It took them a full seven days. Yeah, from the time of the sinking to get out. Now that's that's another thing that's crazy is like they told him after the fact. How long it had been. He didn't realize he was down there for three days. Because it was so disorienting. He thought he'd been down there for like 10 hours. Wow. Yeah, cuz the whole experience was such a disorienting experience for him. And so yeah, after after a little bit of time, they eventually repressurize them to normal, like land pressure levels, and he was able to come out and it's Unknown Speaker been 10 years that you were down there. Unknown Speaker The Hill get together, like, how long do you want to tell them? How long do you want them to think it was? Yeah, Unknown Speaker we can we can we can we can convince them. Unknown Speaker Yeah, we should tell them. We could tell them. Somebody called Google Home. Send more their experimental phones out to us. We'll all have them. Yeah. We're trying to best with this. Unknown Speaker Google guy. That's pretty funny. Unknown Speaker That's pretty cool. Yeah. Cool. Yeah. Well said, Unknown Speaker Here you go. So he, Unknown Speaker obviously he was pretty traumatized by the event. He had some major PTSD. And so because of that, he was like, I'm never going anywhere near water again. He's like, I'm only on land chef. He actually got a job on a tow truck. Unknown Speaker I'm a lead chef now. Unknown Speaker No, he vowed to never go back on. Again. But in 2022, he conquered a sphere probably something is counselor made him do Unknown Speaker Carnival Cruise baby. He's saved this sponsor of our podcast. Unknown Speaker Now he conquered his fear. This is actually kind of poetic. Honestly. He conquered his fear and he got scuba certified euros and says, yeah, and the rescuers gave him his diploma. They flew out and they gave him his certification ticket. Ceremonies made Unknown Speaker his eyelashes are very pretty. I mean, like, Look how perfect those things are. You know, say Unknown Speaker those are some some good lashes with you. So yeah, so it can kind of full circle. Now he rescues people from November Dudley. No, he does not. He doesn't. But he just scooped us for fun, I guess sometimes. Unknown Speaker Is a great here's something he misses it. There's a part of me here. Have you ever done scuba at all? No. Have you? Unknown Speaker Well, technically we did it. There was a resort that they do scuba lessons in the pool. Yeah, it is still disorienting to breathe underwater. Yeah, that's where your body goes. Don't do that. Unknown Speaker I used to snorkel at Patrick's house in his pool. And that's tough. Unknown Speaker I used to snorkel the dumbest thing or I used to just breathe. Noises breathe. I yeah, I know what that's like I used to snorkel. Yeah. Unknown Speaker That's what the divers are. That's why I survived so long. Unknown Speaker Here is he didn't realize when it happened, he thought he was the only one trapped in there. I thought everybody else got out. He was the only survivor. What's sad is, I guess the community he was a part of in Nigeria is very superstitious. And so, because he was the only person who survived he survived in such a peculiar way. The people in that in that community, it's like the family of the rest of the survivors thought he cast a curse on everybody else so he could survive. And so he didn't go to the funeral of anybody. And he kind of like, lost his community. Because they all thought he was like, the bad guy in this scenario, which is super sad. Yeah. Because he honestly kind of just got really lucky. Yeah, and and it cost him a lot of relationships because of it. And he's got serious survivor's guilt. But he's turned it around or he's turned it around. He's scuba diving again. He's cheffing on land only. But he huh, we're Waffle House. I don't know I don't know where but he's continuing his cooking career. And I don't know has probably the craziest story anybody's got to tell at parties. Nobody believes what he believes it Unknown Speaker is sitting in the corner. People are like oh my gosh, so last week you're not going to believe this last week and me and my daughter were walking in the park and he just in the corner just goes I spent seven days in the sea never goes sorry Unknown Speaker doc and like Unknown Speaker that route, so 70s What was that? But did you sprint seven days in the sea? Toxic an old pirate. Unknown Speaker Yeah, they said they said that he had a 72 hour oxygen supply. He got rescued at our 60. So he was close while he was close and that was an estimation they could have been. Yeah. off on that. Unknown Speaker Yeah. Includes the kitchen pocket too. Unknown Speaker I don't actually yeah, I don't know. Yeah, because he was swimming between those two pockets occasionally. Wow. How do you get his cardio in? Unknown Speaker So that's so scary, dude. Adi. Isn't Unknown Speaker that gnarly? So I guess the lesson is, if you ever wake up in the middle of night, and you have to go to the bathroom go because you never know when your house is over. Unknown Speaker Wow, I've never had a nightmare before. It'll be that now. Unknown Speaker Yeah, I can't imagine a scarier situation. What's interesting, though, is that because he felt at the bottom of the sea, sure. We all know that. Unknown Speaker Okay, no, go ahead. Sure. Let's hear this out. We all know we all know the bottom of the sea, you know when he was down there. Oh, I want to hear what yours is. First. Unknown Speaker of all, bottom of the sea. There's a pineapple and next door there's a dude. Oh plays the clarinet. In one day, he was having a clarinet off Unknown Speaker don't respect that. Don't let him get away with that. What do you what's your What are you? What are you trying to use their float on that radiator? Here the fish swimming in the boat. And he's thinking this is awful. This has got to be our four or five. It's day three. Yeah, yeah. And he's trying to listen because you're up to the bathroom door and he just hears Unknown Speaker things either last night is a production of space Tim medium produced by Christian Taylor audio by as Garnett video by Connor Betts. Our graphics and our logo by Caleb Goldberg and our social media is run by Caleb Walker. Our hosts are Jared Meyers and Tim stone. Follow us on your favorite social media platform at Taillon podcast is t i ll and podcast. Remember to tell all your friends about us and we'll see you next Tuesday for another episode of things I learned last night. Transcribed by https://otter.ai


In May 2013, a Nigerian man named Harrison Okene survived a tragic accident that should have claimed his life. Okene was working as a cook on a tugboat, the Jascon-4, when it capsized in the Atlantic Ocean off the coast of Nigeria. The boat was carrying 12 crew members at the time, and Okene was the only survivor. The Tragic … Read More

Alvin York | WW1 Hero Who Captured the Most German Soldiers

03-21-23
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Hey man, what's up? Have you ever heard of owl? Alvin York? Alvin your Calvin York? Is that the chipmunks last name? No, it or York? It's their dad. Alvin York. So to be clear, you think that the dad of the chipmunks name is Alvin and he made toward the chipmunks Alvin, and then the other two, Theodore, and you can name it after you. Yeah, I'm sure it's been done. That's one way to make it as if this why middle names exist. That's one way to make sure the other to know their place, I guess. Yeah, yeah, they came second and third. He that's why he's always saying Alvin Allen. Yeah, because he likes the most Okay, I'll actually just say this. Yeah, he's so mad at himself for creating talking chipmunks. Was that ever explored why they talk? Was that ever like, I don't know. Golden some radioactive stuff or whatever. There's never like the opening sequence to Powerpuff Girl said after midnight or whatever crap happened to him. No one knows how they got there. Things I Learned last night? Let me tell you about New York. Sure. Please do. Okay, so Alvin York. He is arguably one of the most unlikely war heroes the country of the United States has ever had. Okay. Which war? The war? That narrows it down, doesn't it? Yeah. World War One. Oh, the war? The Great War. Yeah, the war. He was born in 1887. To a one of those Tennessee families and they laid 82 You know, one of those. You know, I mean, you know what I wanted to see fade on I'd say like father miter and, like mill in the 1880s 1880s 1880s in Tennessee. So that family, their dad worked on a railroad. Their mom made all their clothes. And there was like, 20 of the kids. That was their lifestyle. They, each of them 1880s Hmm, every one of the 1880s that's what their lifestyle was if they were in Tennessee. Okay. Which for Tennessee, we're talking. I'm actually I'm not totally sure. Fentress County, Tennessee. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's, uh, I know where that is. Don't go don't expand further. It's no tea. So all right. You better hope you don't gotta years to Geez. That's a deep callback. Do you not remember that? The no teeth soon? Yeah. Yeah, cuz it's the Kelly Hopkins vote. Don't look at me. See if I don't know which Yeah, Kelly Hopkinsville episode 12 of our podcast when I drew a picture on the whiteboard that nobody saw because we were audio at the time. I saw it. No one had listened to it either. We had no way we wouldn't have listeners. And we're losing them by the month. Okay, great. Cool because of this. So using the dotate zone, shockingly, had a full mouth of teeth. But he his family, for some reason. His whole all of his siblings, they did nine months of school. And that was enough for them. So decided by who? I guess them I guess their parents. Enough. Nine months is plenty. Yeah. You got to spend nine months in the womb, nine months in that room. That's the schoolhouse. And then you're ready to work on the railroad. Yeah. And then you're gonna spend the rest of your months heading towards the tomb. So their dad died in 1911. In when Alvin was 24, I think is how old he would have been at the time. His two older brothers had moved away. So it kind of made him the de facto father figure out the family head of the house. Yeah, the head of household and he took it into his head. He was excited to be Oh, he just couldn't wait to become a no interesting sidebar his family. I was thinking about this when reading his lineage. is sometimes you forget just how Not old America is. Oh yeah, his his mom. He's probably got like a living grandkid. Well, his mom's dad was a deserter in the Civil War, which is so she so his mom's dad changed his name. And then his mom's grandpa was a part of the original settlers of Tennessee. Mike from Yeah. Which is insane. This guy, World War One, which is a long time ago. Sure, but not that long ago. Oh no. And then his grandma, or I guess his great grandfather settled Tennessee. Yeah, that's bonkers. Anyways, so he he kind of became the de facto same way that like the year 20 ad is closer to now than like the JFK assassination. Yeah, that's not cool. Cool. Okay. Yeah, times weird, dude. I hate it, man. Well, I mean, that's, but that's why like, that's why people in certain parts of the country, certain parts that rhyme with the mouth are so deeply entrenched in there, like, you know, the South will rise again stuff because it wasn't the old people who were saying it it was like their grandpa who was like, God, damn, I fought for this stuff. And lost and I bitter, you know? Yeah, that is that is Yeah. So anyways, Alvin, he became the man of the house. So he went working for the railroad. And the pressure of the day long all day long. The pressure got to him. He became an alcoholic and was prone to bar fights. I guess we should say saloon fights because that was the time to Tim just keeps going like, the only thing he knows of 1800s is seminar city. Like you're just like saloon fight salute. People were robbing trains, you know, they'd be out there with a stick. They'd be like, this is a stick. You know? And that's about all they do is Rob trains all day trades and go look at the dead guy at that one place in Kansas. That's it. That's all there is to do. Yeah, so sometimes I am glad social media exists. We don't gotta go look at dead people anymore for fun. Now, I can just pop on a Netflix series over a thing I don't want to watch. You know, I mean, half of the things I watch on shows or I don't want to see it, but at least I don't want to traverse the country to go see a dead guy. Yeah. That makes no sense to someone who hasn't watched our back that's fine. It's just like when I'm done creating content for new people. This is for the this is for the people. Yes. Okay, so Alvin, he is for me when I listen to 20 years in prison you look around you know windows. worth it though is net worth it? Take your hand. Feel that spot on your on your side where you got shanked last night? What are you talking? I just for video for video people. He just goes take your hand and then puts his hand just softly on his belly like he was about to be like Do you feel that shake wound shank wound Yeah, I feel the shake we would it was worth it wasn't it that stabs but that that stabbed stick? Petition to repay knives stabs take stuff. out of it. He was prone to fighting? Will he get drunk? He would fight people. Not mutual combat. I don't think at least who knows? Maybe some of them. But he in one such fight. His best friend died. I don't think he was fighting his best friend. Him and his best friend got in a fight and his best friend lost. How? How big of a person could I pick a fight with that before you would be like I'm not gonna help her with this. I would help with whatever size person so stupid I am. I am. Here's the thing. I am way too confident in myself. That's true. That's true. And so if if things went south in a moment, I I can handle this. matter. It doesn't matter. I am too confident. We're both good murderers. Both great. Both of us loose. So don't worry, you're outside the seven whatever Boulevard to podcasters does you call us A couple of my staff and his friend got in this fight and they're their age. Yeah, probably wage appropriate fights, we don't know probably so we don't know. And his best friend dies. And this impacted him a lot. His mom was very active in the local church. So he started coming to church with her, but he was not like into it. He would like show up drunk and stuff with like black guys. And you know, from the fight the night before. Pastor also had black guys but couldn't tell anybody why. And so like, the pastor is up there, and he's there. And like, they're both like we fought in the bar last night. But the pastor has to be like, I, I wrestled with God last night wrestled with the Lord. A great temptation. I'll tell you what, I had a fight with this guy. And he was so muscular and strong. Everything was in the right place. Alvin's best friend dies in this fight. Yeah, no, he's already church. Oh, that's right. He says go to church. And the pastor finds out he's a decent singer. So he gets put in like the the choir. And so he's singing every weekend at church, drunk. But he's there. It's the only time he's got courage to sing. And then one day, in the winter of 1913, his church, it was a normal chapel service. And then all of a sudden it went for 48 hours. And then people started posting on Twitter and coming across the country. Part of it? No, but they did have showed up. And they did a lot of on the platform. They wouldn't let him up. Yeah. They said you're too famous for this. So no. Oh, that's a good litmus test. Maybe I should go to the Asbury revival, and see if they let me on stage. And then that's how if I'm famous enough, did you get to talk at the yes or no, I was too famous. Put me on winter jam. That's like in your media kit didn't get to talk. So there is a revival breakout revival. They have like a revival service. Oh, the end of the last 48 hours. 1913? No, it was the end of 1913 December 1913. On January 1 1914, he has this big conversion experience. He's like, I'm leaving alcohol behind. I'm leaving the fights behind. And I'm following God. Okay. And the church he was a part of was an interesting church because it was kind of like a separatist church. They weren't associated with any other denominations. They broke off from a local Methodist church, because just a few years ago, during the Civil War, the church, the members of that church congregation, were appalled by all the people who were like fighting for slavery. And they were like, well, we don't we don't like that. We don't like any of that. And so they broke off. They started their own church, and they were like, super pacifistic. Like, sure, no violence whatsoever, because they were so against everything that happened with slavery and the Civil War. Sure. So he adopts all of those mentalities. Okay. He's like, he's like, I can't fight. I can't be violent. I can't do any of that. And then World War One starts. Yeah. And obviously, anyone below the age of 30, and above the age of 21, had to register for the draft. And so shoot, dude, do you think it was still good drafted? Now? It's 25. So we're free. We're home free. Unless things get worse. It looks like real things get bad than they up it. But right now, we're in the clear. So hopefully, that sticks around. Sorry to you. If you're in the trenches right now, five years from now, listen to our old podcast, Shree living the memory and you're just like freaking eatin bugs and stuff. Yeah. Jared, I want you to reach down, feel the stamp. And remember, great. No, don't make me laugh. Do you like the idea that in five years, so society's collapsing of the word poor, and we're still listening to your podcast? I didn't like the first part. I liked the bit. I don't like the idea. I don't like Oh, I like The idea that our society would collapse that's fun, downloaded them all onto an mp3 player. We've got old headphone wired headphones that we're wearing in the war in the war, because I just assumed Bluetooth won't work anymore. We broke it. The war broke Bluetooth. Yeah, imagine the headlines. But whatever we're reading the headlines on still works. Isn't that well, real paper? Oh, okay, bro. stone tablets, chiseled. False fast. So. So he gets drafted. Well, in the draft when he registered for the draft. He's 29. Now he's just barely in the cutoff. Yeah, when he registers. There's a line for conscious conscientious objectors. And so he said, Do you claim an exemption? And if you do specify your grounds, and so he wrote in remember, he went to school for nine months. So he wrote, yes, don't want fight. Don't want fight and they said, Cool. You're going to war? You sound dumb enough to be on the frontlines. Let's do it. They said they said you sound like your parents taught you more about guns than words. So let's have you go now use it was a horse he wasn't a soldier. He had another guy. And they made a made to you know, I just so I just imagine being so your oars, the turbine frontlines. Pit, and they're like, are those soldiers is that the Calvary coming in? The American Calvary. There's so many of them. Wait a second. Those aren't horses or other horses. Those are? Those are men. Those are boys. Nay, men, and none of them have teeth. Okay, so you don't have to fight. You just gotta you gotta run with a fighter on your back. Don't worry. He's small. Small guy. It'll be like you can carry. He's like, Well, yeah, horse jockeys are small dudes. They are they're a little. Hey, we want to figure out what the best episode until it is. And that's why we're doing what Tim? It's a March Madness bracket for baby. Baby, we're gonna do a March Madness bracket. If you want to vote for what you think is the best episode, we've narrowed it down to our top 32. Yes, yeah, we've been 16 of my favorite 16 of his favorite. And we've pitted them against each other. And you can vote on which ones you think are better. If you want to do that just text Taylan 266866, you'll get the link or go to tell him.com It's there. And if you're a patron, this is super cool. You can actually make your own bracket to see if you can guess what you think is gonna win. And why? Oh, because we're gonna give $100 to the winner to the winner of this game to everybody. We are doing $100 to the winner who guesses the most things correctly on this bracket. But you have to be a Patreon supporter to win and can compete in that park. But you don't have to be a Patreon supporter to vote. So please do that text Taylan to 66866 or go to tell n.com right now so he, he gets the objector status. But the problem is in World War One. If you got objection or status, you still had to serve in the war, you just didn't have to be violent. So you would like carry stuff around camp and drive. And stuff like to be part of the war. You're still part of it, but you're just not pulling the trigger. And they're like, that's fine. You're not you know, doing it. And after World War One, they were like, We don't want to do that either. And then in World War Two, they were like, okay, you don't have to do anything. You're not gonna do anything. Just stand by, yeah, you can be at home. Sure. But in World War One, they're like, You still gotta go. And so he still had to go. And while he was, he got shipped off. And you know, wars happening. His commanding officer was also a religious person. And he basically coerced him into not being a pacifist anymore. He was like, God loves war. I read the Old Testament. And he was like, Yeah, right. God does love war. And so then he was like, why don't you go home for like two weeks. Talk to your family, some people, pray about it, pray about it, think about it, and then come back here and just kill a bunch of people. And so he did. He went home for a couple of weeks, got leave, prayed about it, talk to his pastor a little bit and came back and said, kept coming back ready to kill it. They say that well, he didn't say that but okay, but he did say, I'm, I'm okay to sure I'm feel good fighting. And so he gets put in coach, he gets put into company g of the 328th infantry at second division. And he gets shipped off to he does a couple battles, you know, you know how war is there's multiple battles. But eventually he on October 8 1918, he was a part of the Meuse Argonne offensive. Okay, so that right. And his battalion was trying to capture what was known as Hill 223, which was in France, along this railroad, like strategic railroad that they were trying to capture, okay, military. And in the middle of this encounter, there was an enemy machine gun position, like fortified position that had pinned them down, and they were shooting out artillery at them, and they couldn't progress any further. And so the captain selected a group of 13 of his men, one of them being Alvin, and then for other officers at the time ovens a corporal and then for other officers to try to flank them. And, sure, take down that position. And so they go, they they go into spanking route, and they get seen, and the machine guns opened fire on them, and four of all four of the officers were killed. Three other soldiers were injured. And so now there's, what seven of them left, he becomes the commanding officer because he's the next in line after all the injuries, okay. And the other people that were with him, he describes he describes his experience in the war with a lot of the other people were super young, that were in the war. They were all like 2021. Yeah. And he said that they often would kind of freeze up in these situations. And so everybody else he was with froze up, dove into cover, and he just laid down in the brush with his handgun because he somehow lost his rifle on the exchange with his hand gun. Against this four to five machine gun position. They said there's probably a dozen machine guns up there. He started just mowing people down with his handgun because his whole life, he was backwoods Tennessee, she has little pins and squirrels stuff, so he was an incredible shot. And so he's just sitting there every time he sees someone poke their head out, and he's just clearing this fortified with a handgun with a handgun. Okay, and just reloading his handgun, taking them out, killed a couple dozen German soldiers. And eventually, one of their, like the commanding Lieutenant at this fortified position, jumps up and empties a whole clip to try to take him out and just misses the entire thing. And so then he yells out and he says English. And Alvin says no American it's good to know that that person has always existed English red blooded American. Which that does like a movie, though, to be honest, does Pretty cool. Pretty cool. series like those speaking. And he was like, ah, yeah. Oh, yeah, I guess. And he's like, he's like, he's like, lay down your arms and we'll surrender. And so he's like, I don't know what to do this. They're attached to me. I don't know where you want me to lay down your gun. And so one by one, the German shoulder soldiers start standing up from behind this. He just know from behind the trenches. One of them does actually try to toss a grenade at him and so that guy tosses grenade and he just shoots shot him on the spot, and like rolled out of the way that grenade and then everybody else was like, okay, sorry, what do you need? And they really shot the guy on the spine rolled out of like a like the guy threw a grenade at him and he was really shot the guy and rolled away from the grenade like Rambo. And then everyone else is like, all the Germans are like so what do you got that guy retired about? That's what happened. And so they also rendered this whole encampment surrendered. And you're one guy with a handgun ended up being 132 German soldiers. And none of them could count but there's no way he's gonna 132 bullets in this thing. They were just what happened was they were like, we can't kill this guy. Because they had A dozen machine guns shooting at this one dude. And he's just knocking everybody out. Their commander steps up and tries to do it and he misses every shot. But this guy's not missing a single shot, that he would throw a grenade and try to grenade. And so they took 132 German soldiers back to Kim and they just marched them along all seven of these guys. Yeah. He's up there like, Ba ba ba ba. That's what his brain thinks. Yeah. Oh you fellas know where we were staying? You guys got the room key turns out on last night he he said that he was nervous coming back to their camp. Because they had 132 German soldiers. It was gonna look like they were favored attacking. Yeah. But luckily, they saw him up front. And he was like, he was like English like a American. American. So they marched back in. And the general and on the site was like, Did you capture the whole German army son? And he's like, Nah, sir. Only 132 What do you do with a put them in our other prisoner of war camp, okay. And this enabled the American victory in that battle, they were able to then progress past that point and win that battle. And so he had to put them in cages, either. They were also scared of this guy. You know, they were terrified, kind of like an electric fence with a dog. You know, eventually you can take away dogs just like, Yeah, I don't need to go anywhere near that. That's fine. So he earned a Distinguished Service Cross for this, which later an investigation was done on what happened. They interviewed all the witnesses and stuff. And like, oh, no, he needs the Medal of Honor. And so I gave him the Medal of Honor for this, which was wild, because he, I mean, not even a year ago was like, Yeah, I don't believe in violence. And then he became a Medal of Honor recipient. And took what I don't know if this for sure. But what is probably the largest amount of POWs captured by a single person in one go. That's a huge amount. Yeah, and one succession versus fantasy stats. Yeah, no, I gotta check my fantasy platoon. He ended up he ended up receiving DraftKings putting out a bet. And how many pow is this tendency kids gonna get? It eventually got over 50 Like commendations in his career, and became a game home. And when he came home from the war, it was like a humble homecoming. And then somebody in Tennessee found out about what he did. And they wrote an article about it. And then he became like, super hero. Yeah, and everybody it was a hail. Hey, welcome back from the war. What happened? You know, it's just war, or, yeah, I was really just a pencil pusher when you really think about it was one guy who thought I wasn't you guys know we speak English. And so he, he he because of his fame. He started a nonprofit organization for Tennessee youth to be able to get to go to school. What probably was the scar from him not realizing the guy. Yeah, he's. Yeah, he's like, wow, that hurt me more than me killing that guy with a gun. I mean, like he killed to hurt me more. Yeah, I know that I kill a lot of your friends. But you cut me deep with that. Like no idiot. English that you speak it. But yeah, this is Alvin. Is not him now. 28 Yeah, this is him then. That's a 28 years old. Yeah, man. We are doing good. It depends. It depends what season of the world. This is war time. So you know, he does he wasn't doing it. I saw some guy talking about it. This is interesting. You brought this up. I saw like I talked about this on tick tock. I'm interested your thoughts on this. Okay, he was talking about how like people who live through situations like this and their life. Our he used the terms domesticated and wild. He said these people are wild. He said people who live in situations like ours are domesticated because they don't have like insane hardships that they have to go through in their life. And he says So these kind of tick tock Are you watching? What kind of Wild at Heart meds conference crap. Are you listening to? Maybe like me, the best thing He's like this. We're just domesticated. This is a real wild man. Okay, no, but his point his point was like, if you look at the difference between a domesticated dog and a wild dog, they have different features and different they act differently because one of them all their needs are met the other one they have to meet all their own needs and their own survival and so they have some millionaire talk on this podcast, right? Oh, I don't think you I don't think it looks like he could have been and it would have been a left field surprise millionaire, you know, like one of those ones where like, I imagined I imagined it's two bros. In like, oversized hoodies just sitting there one of them's like, yeah, bro. I mean, like, Dude, you got to think about people like freaking Alvin chipmunk, right? Who is a wild man. And really, when you think about it, like girls only went wild, man. We're just domesticated now, bro. I don't want to do messenger domesticate. I'm not done. I've broken. I'm wild. Released. I freaking I've been delivered. I got I got in touch with the sun dude. And like the natural rhythms of nature. And, and that's, you know, I'll tell you what, one of the hardest things I ever went through. hardest thing I ever went through was when one of my seven rental properties one of them want to cheaper rent. And I was like, you I can look at hardships and I can go this sucks. Or I can go this is gonna make me why Yeah, you're making me wild right now. It's on the phone. He's on the phone with this tenant. He's like, You're gonna make me wild. You want to pay 50 bucks less above ground free and here's why it's Bing. You need to move your landlord. Yeah, dude, my landlord. Why? My landlord came over shirtless, ripped shirt. And was just ripping grass out of the yard. Guys are the yard. Yeah, what did his mouth dirt hanging out but everywhere. Like hair pops in his chest. You know? That what kind of tick tock Do you watch? And that's what I'm saying. Dude. I'm just curious. What do you think about that? I don't know, man. There's two dogs inside all of us. You know? And they're fighting. Yeah, which one's gonna win? Which one's gonna win? The wild? That's wild. The wild it's not the little Beagle. It's not the one you see. You feed is domesticated. That's the message. Yeah. When you feed domesticated and now you've ruined that dog feed that dog. Don't let the starve or become wild. Do you want to be you want to be a little last year? Do you want to be a snow doc? You just gave an example of two domesticated dogs. Yeah, domesticated. Dogs are cooler dogs. was outside. Do you want to be you want to be a snow dog or be a snow dog? Or you want to be a service animal for middle aged white lady in Indiana? Who definitely paid a lot of money for a service dog. She has zero mental health. Do you want to be a snow? physical disabilities want to be a snow dog? Or do you want to be air but yeah, dude, I probably want to be here but it's a real man. Anyways, so that's Alvin, Alvin York. I want to be honest, this was all a segue I want to talk about Polish is the Polish War hero. Poland's got a big war hero too. Okay, nickname the bear. His name is Vojtech. How are we in this episode? About 30 minutes? This is where you're pivoting? Yes. Okay, so, bear Yeah, so this guy sounds wild. Poland has a word here though. As the name is Vojtech, can you say that Vojtech? Yeah that's a cool Dora the Explorer me again dude. Are gonna wild Okay, so voice the bear the bear. Here's a picture of him. He's the one that something boy duck, the bear. He's an actual bear What are you talking about? The bear I thought it was I was a guy holding him. No, they didn't call him they did call him the bear because he was like a tough guy. They call them back because he was a literal bear. And he was the war hero. So, here's an avid at the beginning of World War Two we're talking about war bear right now. We got to make a movie this already I don't know the story, but it's gonna be called Modern Warfare. So, a group of Polish soldiers were released from the Soviet Union. They were prisoners of war in the Soviet Union. They were running a train back on the train ride. There was a little boy on the train, who had a bag, like a bag with him. And one of the soldiers was like, Hey, son, why is your bag moving? And he was like, Well truth be told, I found a burqa. No way. And he's got a bear cub in the bag. And he's like, I think some hunters killed his mom. So I picked it up. And I and for some reason, they were like, ready to take that bear son. Soldiers were like, Babe your price. So they traded a few bucks. Like some drinks and a bar of chocolate for this. Season drinks How was this kid? Like, there was like juice. Waiting cover for a dude. Polish preserves award. They're gonna give a kid alcohol in exchange for a baby. Just like here's a flask. Dude, I mean, freakin you've got a small bear in your backpack. Another dude, imagine you don't trade the soldiers. Right? If you go to second grade, some kid next year is pulling out a teddy bear. And you pull out a teddy bear. Oh, that's cool. Oh, that's nice. My players gonna literally kill your bear. Can you imagine being a teacher on Shawntel day and even the bear did. He was on the ground. And then he goes and the bears just like Bear in around whatever bear do bears are pretty chill. They are pretty chilled. And so these soldiers my apartment complex is gonna be so mad they find out about my inflatable hot tub, and why I paying pet red for that. Hey, thanks for checking out this episode. If you're enjoying it, make sure you subscribe. And while you're at it, leave a comment if you're watching on YouTube. Or if you're listening, leave a review that stuff really helps a lot. It really boosts us in the algorithms. And make sure a lot more people get to see what we're doing. And so we appreciate that a ton leave that comment, leave that review. And we'll see you in next episode so the these soldiers they they started raising this bear. They got they ended up on like backing camp like, you know, not doing any war stuff because they just got back from war prison. Okay, it's got some time, chill, recoup. And so they're raising this bear. And it became kind of like a part of their company. They were the squad. Yeah, they were the unit. They're 3522 of the 22nd artillery supply company. And so this bear was like a part of them. The three the 3552. And so they they raised this bear and the bear. I mean, it was 1940s Poland. And so they the bear like started mimicking all the soldiers. So the bear would drink beer. A lot of beer. And the bear would what kind of beard is the bear? Like? I don't know, Bush. Maybe Oh, that bush is that's our that's airband blush. That's our bear beer. And so yeah, the bear would drink beer. And they would eat like cumin food, like whatever they would give the bear whatever they had that was sugar for them. And then it really enjoyed marmalade honey syrup, but also very much enjoyed smoking cigarettes. They would give the bearer cigarette, and they would light it and he would take a puff and then eat the burning cigarette. The interesting thing is if they tried to give him an unlit cigarette He would spit it out. He's like, give me a lit cigarette. I want them. Because this bear this bear because they got him at such a young age. I thought he was one of them, like, and so he's like I see them all with the lit cigarettes. And they're putting them in their mouth. And they must be eating them. And so he was just trying to fit in. He was trying to be a part of the culture. Now, yeah, I remember when I was a freshman in high school, and I ate a lit cigarette to try to fit in with some kids. Oh, these kids. Oh, all the cool kids are smokers are eaten cigs. Hey, kids. Oh, yeah. were you just talking about it at lunch? You've never been around a cigarette day in your life. Like Oh, yeah. Did I eat a whole pack? Excuse me? Yeah, you threw back like a whole pack of whole pack of marbles. J marbles, marbles. A whole pack of marble. Marble marble burrows. Yeah, yeah, I eat six. Yeah, I love them. Great. Burn on the way down. You know, your your E cigarettes. I like spicy. Oh, you're not poser. Yeah, you lose her. See at the skate park. Right over the bathroom is great, you know? Holy cow. But yeah, so he boy Nick is the or void. What is Voytek? Vojtech void Texas the name that they gave him. It's actually kind of cool. It comes from Hold on, let me scroll down and get this right. It comes from like a local phrase, which means happy warrior. And so yeah, so it grew up alongside them and became like their mascot. And everybody in the community loved him. He actually wrestled with the soldiers. And they were good circles that wrestle this full grown brown bear. And then like, if it was really cold, is the sweetest little bear. If it was really cold, it would find its favorite soldiers, and it would come snuggle up with them at night to keep them warm. Like some really like gentle giant bear, you know? Yeah. Then he killed the whole I know how the stories go. Well, there was this, the the 22nd Company of the 35.2 they got sent out to the Italian campaign in the in the war. And for some reason that I don't I want to know more context about why I haven't been able to find it for some reason, but bear comes with no for some reason. Poland had a policy that mascots and pets aren't allowed on their ships already. So apparently, that was already a policy. No, no, no, not after last month war goat. Okay, so I'm we're drawing bringing the bill No, not on this boat. All right, no, go to this boat. And so the company they enlisted him and the Polish army and it worked. So what do you show but his ID it is like, and they're like, Wow, you're really hairy. So you got officially drafted into the Army became a private, private Vojtech. He had he had his own paper book rank serial number. And he lived with the other men on the ship. Or sometimes they put him in a wooden crate depending on the scenario, but normally what the other men in the 22nd division. And so everybody else, there's like a lot of divisions on the ship. There's the boat. Imagine day like 17 on your journey on the boat day to kind of cool. It's cool. There's a bear in amplitude. That's really neat. That's pretty funny. They found a bear cub and they raised it as their own day. 17 You're like, holy crap, that's a real they're not joking. I've seen like I've added day 17 You didn't know there's a bear and 22nd company and you like go into the latrine. You know and it's just pee and this is in there. It knows what to do. You're just like we're in the middle of the ocean. Are you a sea bear? Okay. The pair turns around and goes. Well, they did teach it to salute. So it's a higher rank than you do. You got to salute the bareback. Alright, sorry. Yes sir sorry. Well, it wouldn't mimic those other soldiers. So this this bear walked on its hind legs and like marched in formation with the other soldiers. Yeah. So like, do all the things and they get out to the frontlines. And at the Battle of Montecasino. And this the 22nd company, they were an artillery supply company. So their main job was to supply the artillery guns in the frontline. And so they were burying crates of artillery up to the front lines. And he saw the rest of his company doing that. And so he starts picking up crates of artillery, and carrying it up to the gun positions and following soldiers because he's like, Well, that's what we're all doing. He's like, I'm one of you. And so no, you're joking. After this battle, he got promoted to a rank of corporal because of his service in the battle, it was pivotal in the battle he was he could carry more than everybody so he was carrying more ammunition than the Emeralds like Frick, man, he didn't even work out that 3522 division change there insignia for the audio listener, it's a bear holding a missile. Does the outline of a bear holding a missile here? That's what you're missing out. It looks like a military patch. And it says 3522 And then yeah, it's the wow, I want that on a hat. So so cool. And after the war, they they made dozens of these statues of this bear carrying looking so happy to everyone else is like freaking spreading because like you're gonna die here. Get us the front lines now. Okay. This bears just like anybody got I'm hungry. I'm so glad you'd made me go home with that kid. Can you imagine what I'd be carrying his house? Okay, happy that bear looks so happy. So where's that bear today? So after the war, they took them to the zoo. And the zoo? was like, yeah, we'll put them with our other brown bears. Yeah, no, we'll make them a zookeeper. They put them on the other brown bears. And he hated it. He couldn't connect with them. Yeah, they couldn't connect with him. You know why? They were domesticated. And he was wild. He first and they're like, No, we're, we're wild. You're domesticated. And he goes, have you guys have you guys seen someone get shot his little napkin that he eats with? You know, he's like, no, no, I don't think you know, the things I've seen. Will you pass me? So they had to create a new enclosure just for him. So that way, the other bears didn't mess with them. Because they didn't they didn't get along. So you got a private enclosure. And the 35/22 division was like we want to see him. Well. They would come visit him all the time. And they would jump the fence and go wrestle with him and bring him cigarettes and beer and just hang out with him in the zoo. All right. Come on over here. You're a second grade teacher. All right, kids, come on over here. And so we got the brown bears, you know, the brown bears. They live in this part of the country. And oh, nine. One of the zookeepers is down there feeding that bear. Let's see what he's feeding probably salmon. You know? I think that is light cigarettes. Okay, kids. So suddenly, this is this is a let's talk about peer pressure. Okay. Just saying no, this is how Derek got started. The dare bear Yeah, so this guy would act became a war hero in Poland in his own right. The warfare, the horror bear. Yeah, but um, he ended up in 1963. He passed away the long time though. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Successful war bear. The most successful war bear in history. It makes you think, you know? I mean, you know, where do we find a bear cub? Apparently on a train into Poland. What other podcasts just has a bear sitting in the corner? Like a guest? Dude Alex's getting kind of expensive audio engineers a literal bear. Yeah. You think we're joking, but he's a literal bear. Yeah. We're gunning for that top podcast spot Three Bears not wild it's pretty domestic that's not cool at all man brought us wild man. Yeah, that's the best. Yes. Sounds pretty domestic it's a scale. It's just like what? The scale All right, does that we want to end on those of your last words before you're mauled by a bear. It's just like yeah, it's one of the more most impressive things is that in the middle of that campaign in Italy, Italy also had a war Tiger there's more time here and bigger animals from Italy. You were like roaches or Mike or that award tiger and the Italians you know how they are their art see? Hey, see ya. God they're better things on last night is a production of space. 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Alvin York is one of the most unlikely heroes of World War I. He was a simple, uneducated farmer from Tennessee who was drafted into the army in 1917. York was a pacifist and opposed the war, but he was eventually convinced that it was his duty to fight for his country. York’s heroism in battle is the stuff of … Read More

This Man – Have You Seen This Man In Your Dreams?

03-14-23
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Unknown Speaker 0:00 Hey man, what's up? I'm so excited for this intro. Okay, have you heard of this man? Unknown Speaker 0:11 There's no picture Unknown Speaker 0:12 there's not a picture. No, just have you heard of this Unknown Speaker 0:20 this man, have you heard of this man? This man, this man, the one who lives on Drury Lane? Unknown Speaker 0:27 Yeah Unknown Speaker 0:29 I have heard of this man Unknown Speaker 0:31 this man I truly know. Now this man I will he might actually Unknown Speaker 0:38 last time I flew southwest guy next we brought five guys on the smelliest of foods and sat middle row. Shoes off. Unknown Speaker 0:46 There's a pretty good chance that this man is going to be dreams. Unknown Speaker 0:49 Watch the TV we will chant a zip holy cow. Things I Learned last night Unknown Speaker 1:09 this man, this is a weird story, bro. I might knowing you. I can't tell if this is going to scare you or not. Okay, this might be scary for you. So consider that your disclaimer. Proceed. Unknown Speaker 1:28 All right. Let's let's get it this man. This man is this like a frickin like Slenderman kind of thing or something like that. Unknown Speaker 1:38 I'm kinda but worse. Maybe worse. I kinda I don't know. Unknown Speaker 1:44 Hey, man. You might have nightmares after this ghost story. I'm about to tell you. Oh, man. I don't know. How do you feel about chainsaw murderers? Ah, all right, roll. Yeah. What are you talking about? Unknown Speaker 1:58 Okay, so we'll, we'll take it to the beginning of the story, I guess, January 2006. Unknown Speaker 2:06 Now, that's way too recent. I don't like this already. Let's bail. Handle scary stuff from like the 70s and stuff, you know, because that's like people were done back in 2006. You know, people at least. Alright, go ahead. Unknown Speaker 2:24 So in January 2006, a psychiatrist in New York, had a client who reported that she was having these reoccurring dreams. And in those dreams, there was this man that was present in the dream, okay. And in the dreams, he was pretty benevolent, and would always kind of guide her out of the dream and be like, Hey, by the way, this is none of this is real. This is a dream. Dubai, and then she'd wake up. And she was like, it doesn't really matter what the dream is like. She's like, it's it's a reoccurring dream because this guy shows up. But the dream itself isn't real. He's the recurring thing. He's the recurring thing. So he shows up in all these different dreams. What is the dream? And he shows up. So the psychiatrists sketched the man according to her description, and this is who this man is, and what he looks like. Which is yeah, very uncomfortable. Unknown Speaker 3:22 It's not scary to audio listeners. It isn't face. It kind of is scary. It's a guy who's balding, bald, bald, like an IT guy. He's got math teacher, who was also an IT guy. His eyebrows are huge, like up big. Yeah. Yeah. Super thick eyebrows and almost a unibrow. Unknown Speaker 3:44 Very squished head. But very wide face. Yeah, his head is not very tall. But his face is very, but Unknown Speaker 3:50 he looks like I mean, he looks like he's a human person. He's normally his head isn't cartoon shaped or whatever. It's like a normal old Unknown Speaker 3:58 his mouth is a little wide. His mouth does seem a little wider than probably that might just Unknown Speaker 4:02 be how bad of a sketch artist she is. She's a psychiatrist. Yeah, that's Unknown Speaker 4:06 possible. Okay, and so they kind of continued having sessions and he kept coming up. And it was something that was Unknown Speaker 4:15 Was she kept being like, well, this man. Up me, he kept coming up. Unknown Speaker 4:22 I don't know, he kept coming up in her dreams. And they kept having sessions. She was logging the sessions. Unknown Speaker 4:28 And then she started having dreams. Unknown Speaker 4:31 She didn't start having dreams. But she was talking to a couple of her colleagues. And they said, Hey, we have patients that are having similar things where they have no same sort of thing. Like the guy shows up at the end of the dreams, guides them out of their dream and have Unknown Speaker 4:50 you ever had a recurring dream? Yeah, I've Unknown Speaker 4:52 had a few Haven't we talked about? Unknown Speaker 4:53 I think we did. That's why I was like, man, is this the guy from my dream? Unknown Speaker 4:58 Does he look like him? Unknown Speaker 4:59 I told you about my record. and dream does he look like him? Yeah, no, he he didn't have a discernible like, well I don't know. He was wearing like, I can only describe as like a mobster. You know, like whatever that hat is hat Yeah, not fedora. But yeah, like I imaginable leaning out the side of a car like die. But I would wake up in my room and he'd be in the corner of my room. Yep. Yep. It would be like it's over. And then wake up. Which that was the one where you killed your parents right now my parents I kill a random set of parents. Oh, that's Unknown Speaker 5:39 right. That's right. Yeah. Because there was the kids. Unknown Speaker 5:41 Yeah, you remember this very vividly. Wow. Unknown Speaker 5:44 You told me this story a few times. Yeah. Yeah. I had the dream to I was the kids in the dream, though. I had the dream, but the kids weird. And so Unknown Speaker 5:56 it was about a year and I don't know what it was like, 2009 2010 when that happened? Unknown Speaker 6:02 So she she said, Well, hey, I sketched him. Do you want to bring this? Like, take a photocopy of the sketch? Unknown Speaker 6:09 Imagine imagine you're talking to yourself, okay. Let's just go with it. For as I go, you go and you can find it. Your psychiatrist. You're like, Hey, man, this weird dude, you've sharpened my dreams, your multiple sessions. And your psychiatrist has gotten this sketch from the other psychiatrists. And then your psychiatrist goes, is it and now you're suddenly and it looks just like, suddenly your whole reality is shaking. Dude. I would poop my pants. I would like what do you even do? Oh, you mean this man? Oh, you mean? This man? I think I would impulsively kill my psychiatrist. I would just start. Oh my gosh, you're the result. There's real wake up. Wake up wake. This man. I would cause like, a psychotic break in me. Are you joking? All right, go ahead. What happens? Unknown Speaker 7:06 They show him they surely and the clients are like you have that's the guy. Unknown Speaker 7:10 Wow. I hate that. And so this how many clients? Unknown Speaker 7:16 I don't know at this point. It's a couple a handful. So this group of psychiatrists gets together and they write it up, put out this paper, and a handful of other psychiatrists they put out Unknown Speaker 7:25 a wanted poster. Have you seen this man? Unknown Speaker 7:29 A handful of other psychiatrists pick it up and they're like, this sounds familiar. And so they started printing out the mixtures and bringing it to their clients. Now this is spray because it's Unknown Speaker 7:41 scary or not but I've got something to show you. Freakin what all they put it in the oil stuff. Yeah, like what do you like? Unknown Speaker 7:51 And what do you think when you see this? Oh, voice gets deeper when you see what do you think? What do you is this? What do you think when you see this? Unknown Speaker 8:25 Move your arms Unknown Speaker 8:33 Oh, I love that no one gets this. That's for patrons do some of our Patreon supporters get it? There's a very specific comedy special that we reference. And we've only told our Patreon supporters what it is. So if you want to know what it is support us on Patreon. Yeah, Unknown Speaker 8:51 it's somewhere in the bowels of our Discord right now. Unknown Speaker 8:57 And we'll also show you this guy on Patreon that saves you he doesn't show up in your dreams, if he's Unknown Speaker 9:04 a big idea will kill him into drinking. Will kill this meeting your dreams. Unknown Speaker 9:13 Have you seen this man? Actually, yeah. And then my favorite podcasts? Were also there. They killed him. And he was there. He was there. All right, anyway. So some people will pick it up some more psychiatrists, hey, all like in different regions or just that area all Unknown Speaker 9:35 around the world. They start picking it up because they publish this and all around the world. They start picking it up. And these people start writing the authors and they're like, Hey, mind to like my client too. Yeah, is it's happening. And so this started to become kind of a phenomena. And so a website was put together called this man.org. And on it, it just had that composite sketch. It had a form and it said Have you dreamt of this man? Tell us about your experience. And over the course of about three years that this was up, roughly 3000 people came forward and said that they had dreamt of this man. What was interesting is the results from the website. Once they started submitting for the website, they started to vary a little bit. It seemed before the website was established that he was mostly benevolent like he was he would show up at the end of people's dreams and guide them out of their dreams. Yeah. Once it was on the website, there was a bunch of those, but there was also some where he would just like, be there. And like, they'd be like, yeah, he's just kind of in the background of all my dreams, or like, just kind of observing. Or there were other ones where, like, there's a particularly famous account. I don't know why, but there's a particular famous account, where she says that she was having a flying dream and he was flying alongside her the whole time. Unknown Speaker 10:57 And what is he wearing? We always see a picture of his head trenchcoat. What's he wearing in these dreams? Unknown Speaker 11:03 I don't know. Look, I Unknown Speaker 11:04 imagine a green polo and khakis khaki. Unknown Speaker 11:08 Yeah, definitely. khakis Unknown Speaker 11:10 tucked in. You know, the person who wears their pants too high. Yeah, you know, because they're just thin, thin. A little over their waist is you know, talking about like, like those stick people. Yep. And they don't know where to stop. So he's just got way too high. Black Belt. brown shoes. You Unknown Speaker 11:25 knew Sanders. Green Polo is Unknown Speaker 11:28 not Oracle do what the heck. Unknown Speaker 11:31 Sepinwall watches his left arm, Unknown Speaker 11:33 and he still does the bands from you know, 2000 it was just six years really into silly bands. Yeah. Unknown Speaker 11:39 He says, Hey, you're dreaming. Also, look at this. This is an Unknown Speaker 11:41 elevate your true blue. This is crazy. Unknown Speaker 11:51 He just flying, his arms are straight. And he's like, hello. Like, this is a dream right now. You're doing your doctor Usami I am this Have you seen this man? Unknown Speaker 12:06 So they get like, the all these entries. And then there were a handful, where he was actually malevolent. And he was like killing people. And is interesting in those accounts, because even though he was killing people and doing malevolent things in their dreams to them, they felt like he was still trying to get them out of the dream. But he was taking more extreme measures in that case with them. For whatever reason, they're like, Let me kill you. So you wake up. Unknown Speaker 12:37 Having a great dream. Beach. You know, you're driving in a convertible, it's, you know, wind in your hair, you can smell the salt of the ocean. Like this is awesome. And then just the guy you look over the passenger seat, there he is polo, just he's just like, Unknown Speaker 12:55 you need to wake up. Now. It's time to wake up, unbuckle your seatbelt. Unknown Speaker 13:02 Word yanked the wheel. Unknown Speaker 13:09 All right. And so because of this was just kind of a public forum. The psychiatrists are like, well, there's probably some people who are faking it like this. We can't rely 100% on these results. Unknown Speaker 13:21 I filled out 2000 forms. Unknown Speaker 13:24 I've seen I've seen I've seen. Yes, yes. Yes. Well, Unknown Speaker 13:30 exercise a world building. They Unknown Speaker 13:32 check they check. They had a system in there that checked their Wi Fi to see if they've been logged in. And if not, after 30 days, it logged them out. And then they were like, Unknown Speaker 13:42 oh, yeah, my this man subscription ended, because sharing passwords too much. Yeah. So now my parents have to have their own this man. Yeah. Hey, thanks for being here for this episode of things I learned last night. If you like this, and you want to check out other episodes, please go through our back catalogue. There's literally like 100 and something episodes, you can go check out. One of my favorites is Stanley Meyer, a guy who allegedly invented a water powered vehicle and then took that invention everywhere and then mysteriously died. So we go through the whole theories of why it could have happened to him or like why his idea was plausible, not plausible, really great episode. But other than that, thank you so much for being here and checking out this one. Unknown Speaker 14:28 So in 2009, now, this for whatever reason, went viral. And so in October of 2009, in a matter of a couple of weeks, the website got 2 million visits. How many form submissions, like 10,000 submissions of people claiming to FCM at that point, it's it's hard to say if it's legit or not, because it's now probably just have a bunch of internet trolls that are submitting stuff. Sure. And because it went viral, it kind of became like a meme. And a bunch of people started making Seeing, like animating what they think he would actually look like. So Unknown Speaker 15:03 would that then cause more dreams to happen? Unknown Speaker 15:07 Well, that's interesting. We can get to some theories about why it was happening and but yeah, some people who knew how to like animate were like, This is what it looks like, if you want to see not just not just a bomber so this is a more realistic version of what he looked like, which is scary. It is scary. He is so pay. This is what I would think slender man's face would look like. Honestly, if Slenderman had to face Unknown Speaker 15:37 Gosh, man. He looks like if you drew the IRS, you know, we're like, what do you think the IRS looks like as a person? That's it? I mean, that's 100% painfully accurate. Yeah, it looks like a less cool agent. What's the agents name? And matrix? Oh, in? Unknown Speaker 15:57 Oh, Katarina casting, Unknown Speaker 16:01 you know, talking about though. Unknown Speaker 16:03 He called him Mr. Henderson. But what was his name, agent? Unknown Speaker 16:06 Man anyway, looks like a boring version of that. Like if you can make that that suit and that matrix person a little more boring? Yeah. And maybe it's Agent Smith. That's right. If you made Agent Smith live with his parents for like 10 years longer than he did, then, you know, balding? Unknown Speaker 16:25 Yeah, that's very accurate. And he's kind of coming over like he's probably more bald. His eyes are too big. His mouth is too big. His brow is too big. His ears are too big. Yeah, his head is really small. Here's one of the hips going around a corner Unknown Speaker 16:42 he's too close to the camera. This guy listens to Jordan Peterson podcast. This guy he's very well done. Oh my gosh. Unknown Speaker 16:58 I like it. Very chewy. Yeah, wispy. Unknown Speaker 16:59 His hair is no Oh, I hate that one. Yeah, cuz that feels like the last thing. You see a freeway, where he's just like, he's like, he's coming towards you. And he's like, wake up, wake up by makeup. He looks at the guy that you're walking to the sidewalk. And it's like one of you has to move and he refuses to walk. And like you kind of do that awkward. Like, oh, you know, sorry. He's just full three shoulder walk right into you. Unknown Speaker 17:21 Yeah, because he didn't make eye contact. Unknown Speaker 17:24 He's looking straight at you in that one. I don't like that picture. Get that out of here. Geez. Unknown Speaker 17:30 So yeah, so allegedly, those were made by this man dreamers. Right. Which is what we're calling him from now on until this man Unknown Speaker 17:39 dreamers one day what do you think his name is? Freakin you know? Pete? No, he wouldn't go by a short version of he'd be Peter for sure. But, Archibald I was thinking something more like yeah, Maxwell you know shows up on Oprah. And is like Yeah, and so it's it would appear that I've gotten a viral mega viral and Unknown Speaker 18:10 everybody sees me in their sleep Unknown Speaker 18:13 yes it's very interesting to me What are you didn't x well? Oh well that's that's a good question. I I I used to run a used to be the top executive at a a digital video discs supplier Unknown Speaker 18:40 What about now though? Unknown Speaker 18:41 Oh now i i run some food management that is responsible for the highest distribution of meat and bones in the nation. Nation what a nation it all of them I think Unknown Speaker 19:02 all of the nations have I heard of it. Unknown Speaker 19:05 Well, I'm not here to talk about what my employment status is. Unknown Speaker 19:09 I'm not gonna lie Maxwell You strike me as an IRS man. Oh Unknown Speaker 19:20 wake up wake up cheeks Unknown Speaker 19:29 just starts going straight toward the camera. Oh wow. I would drop kick a TV. Wow Unknown Speaker 19:37 wake up it's time to wake up Unknown Speaker 19:39 it's time to wake up it's time to shoot you know someone didn't fall asleep watching this episode. Unknown Speaker 19:45 And then we wake up it's like my God. She's so there's a feed thing I was gonna he was a manager at Blockbuster and he worked at McDonald's but he came like called the Donald calm or the distributor for biggest Even bonds beef and bonds distribute Unknown Speaker 20:06 what does that sound McDonald's marketed themselves beef and bonds Unknown Speaker 20:09 back to the basics you know what cut all that out I want to pitch that to somebody I guaranteed you know who would buy that like Hardee's would buy that harsher Unknown Speaker 20:20 goodbye that that's Unknown Speaker 20:23 beef and bonds? Yeah. Unknown Speaker 20:24 Isn't that like 2001 like contemporary Christian song back to the basics back to the base Unknown Speaker 20:37 Korea Asprey before reckless love, she wrote Unknown Speaker 20:48 Well, me never be Unknown Speaker 21:07 so aggressive Unknown Speaker 21:18 Oh, yeah, dude, what do you mean? What do you need me to bring the Superbowl party for you football? If you check out our merch store, I've designed a shirt that says beef and buns. You could buy it. Unknown Speaker 21:32 There you go. Yeah. So the psychiatrists were like, we should figure out what's going on here. There's probably something happening. Unknown Speaker 21:41 What's going on here? All right, let's go. So there's a few Unknown Speaker 21:47 theories. five, maybe six. The first one? Unknown Speaker 21:54 Was there a video of the guy? No, because Unknown Speaker 21:56 it's in everyone's dreams. Unknown Speaker 21:57 I know. But you said the animators figured out video well, they made Unknown Speaker 22:00 pictures of him God like they've made models. So, the leading theory yes theory number lead is that this man is just an example of Carl Jung's concept of the unconscious archetypal image that people see in difficult situations. Okay, what this is, so Carl Jung theorized that there was a series of archetypes that exist in human consciousness, that are absolute, we all have these archetypes within us. And he points to a handful of them throughout history that we see in mythology, like the flood. Pretty much every culture has a flood myth, right. And so he says that there are things like that, that are archetypes that are within are embedded within our consciousness that we are always going to have some concept of that story. When when people Unknown Speaker 23:00 have the common dream of your teeth falling out. Unknown Speaker 23:04 Yes, those type of things. Yeah. And so the theory is that this man is an archetype that people see when they're going through difficult times to get them out of a dream, basically. Okay? And so it's it's almost like he's this man is inevitable for some people to see him okay, what is a terrifying phrase this man is inevitable. Unknown Speaker 23:26 Yeah, but it's a really cool nickname if you're mister inevitable script dude Unknown Speaker 23:33 that's true. I like that. Yeah, Unknown Speaker 23:35 that's the star quarterback of a dying franchise you know saying Unknown Speaker 23:40 Mr. Inevitable What did Unknown Speaker 23:43 they call the San Francisco guy Mr. Irrelevant Unknown Speaker 23:47 Yeah, what was Mr. Incredible No, no What Russell wasn't calm so Mr. call themself Mr. Something. Diddy. Yeah. And then he was drunk in the video and it Unknown Speaker 23:59 was himself that yeah, that's different. You can give yourself a nickname that's a loser move for sure. You it's got to be limited. Mr. Unlimited. Yeah, because I'm Mister unlimited. Unknown Speaker 24:09 He was very drunk in the video and he was like I'm Mr. Limit. Wow. And everybody made fun before it for years until he did the singing and playing thing though what what what have you seen that this year this year on on their on their way to their London game. Everybody was sleeping you know because London's a long flight and he was doing high knees in the aisle singing praise and worship songs Unknown Speaker 24:42 never before God Oh wow. Mr. Unlimited. Wow, dude, maybe chill out. There's nothing I hate more than those videos online of people be on planes. Yeah, like just So you know, there's a God who loves you and you could give your life to him right now in 13 see like, shut the crap up. I hate that. Unknown Speaker 25:10 Yeah, it's very obnoxious. Hey, that was worse than being on a plane and having to acknowledge that other people are on that plane. Unknown Speaker 25:15 Oh my gosh, dude. Unknown Speaker 25:19 And so yeah, people doing things that are just on avoidable on planes the Unknown Speaker 25:23 next last time I flew southwest guy next we brought five guys on the smelliest of foods. And he sat middle row shoes off Unknown Speaker 25:34 oh no so high that he was Unknown Speaker 25:37 texting and he was falling asleep mid text so he'd be like Unknown Speaker 25:52 Yikes, and I'm stuck. Renda sees middle row. The IOC was like, Guys today, the day to get saved. Unknown Speaker 26:05 And then in the middle of that, you want Unknown Speaker 26:07 to know more about God texts beef and 26866. Unknown Speaker 26:19 Geez, man, Unknown Speaker 26:20 Miller the flight, the row in front of you in between the seats. Unknown Speaker 26:30 You said it's time to wake up now. Unknown Speaker 26:33 I hate that. You owe $21,000. God man in my dreams. Leave me alone IRS. Unknown Speaker 26:49 So first theory is that it was an archetype. That was the one that the psychologists seem to be leaning on, right. Second theory was that this was a manifestation of God. Okay, God. Unknown Speaker 27:02 Yeah, dude, God, God looks like a guy whose dreams didn't work out. You know? God, God looks like he drives a Kia Sorento. Unknown Speaker 27:12 Honestly, though, if we're God's dream, then we didn't really work. Unknown Speaker 27:16 That might be so disappointed the look in his face. And so like you guys, you could have done so much. Unknown Speaker 27:23 So many other things. Unknown Speaker 27:26 Wow. Yeah. Unknown Speaker 27:28 So yeah. A lot of psychologists are like, Nah, probably not. Unknown Speaker 27:33 Here's what I think. Yeah, I'm gonna interject my theory in the middle of this. Sometimes you'll have dreams. And in the dream, you'll realize that the person you're talking to, yeah, doesn't look anything like the person that in your mind, your mind goes. Like, for example, like Ray has been in a couple of my dreams. But it looks nothing like her. Yeah, but I go, Oh, yeah, that person's right. That's you. Yeah. You know? Yeah. And so have you Yeah, where it's like we and then even when you wake up, you kind of go that didn't look anything like, I know where he was there. But that didn't that that was like her? Yes. Yeah. Or like, and you like, you'll be it'll be a dream. It's like that was Tim. But it looked like oh, like I, you know, almost like what the AI is doing with those blurry photos of Oh, yeah. It's is that your brain is gonna writing so yeah, that's it. And that's, that's this person? For sure. Yeah. Yeah. You know, I've Unknown Speaker 28:20 had it happen to where it's like, there's another character in your dream. That's a person that you know, and over time that that happens, where they don't look like them. And then over time, by the end of the dream, it's a different Unknown Speaker 28:31 person. Yeah. You were you were there. You were them a second ago. Unknown Speaker 28:36 And now you're interesting. Yeah. So the P Unknown Speaker 28:40 Holmes bit about dreams? No. Or is like if aliens studied human sleep, and they were just like, why do you guys pass out for eight hours a day? And he's like, Well, I don't know. We need it. You know? It sounds like it's such a waste of time. So Well, I mean, you know, I get rest, and I feel good afterwards. And he's like, that's great. I mean, that sounds so boring. Just to close your eyes for eight hours because No, my brain plays movies that I'm in. That's pretty funny. Unknown Speaker 29:09 Hey, thanks again for being here for this episode. If you want to help us make more of these, we have a patreon you can support us on. We don't make money from this. Personally, all the money from Patreon goes straight back into our show helps us to create better episodes get a better production quality. But more than anything, we're just so glad that you're here. So thank you so much for supporting our show. And if you want early access and be part of our Discord, please consider supporting us on Patreon. But other than that, we sort of say thanks again. Unknown Speaker 29:40 Here's a here's a scarier theory. This one's a theory that, well, there's probably two theories that I would say I really don't like and this is one of them. Okay. Unknown Speaker 29:50 Is that dream pirate? There was an Unknown Speaker 29:53 ad campaign that a corporation ran that had like, subliminal messaging to put this man on people's dreams. That's Stupid Yeah, creepy. Unknown Speaker 30:02 Yeah none of us can really die was didn't really dumb. Unknown Speaker 30:05 Yeah, that's a stupid as Why would you be scared of that idea? Unknown Speaker 30:09 Not scared? No, I'm saying that's that would be such a dumb if you think about the idea for more than two seconds. Yeah, what one? Does anybody know which company it was to? Why would they do that? If it doesn't? I mean if you're gonna do it make it freakin a game burglar, you know? Like, if you're gonna do it. Make it Ronald McDonald Unknown Speaker 30:29 Yeah, I don't know, Doc, for some reason the Hamburglar keeps Unknown Speaker 30:32 you describe it. Describe him again. He's wearing a hat, like a mobster. Yeah, yeah. And he's wearing a striped shirt. Like, it's just got a little Unknown Speaker 30:43 like the girl like mask eyes. And he's holding it Unknown Speaker 30:48 has to pause. As we look at the picture, the sketch, like surely I'm getting this wrong. There's no way. Unknown Speaker 31:01 You imagine the moment when he talks to his colleagues. And it's like, you know, my clients seem Unknown Speaker 31:08 pretty interesting to you and say that, because my client Maxwell has has mentioned, obviously, why would a company do that? Unknown Speaker 31:21 I'd be I think the idea is Unknown Speaker 31:23 to try to Yeah. Face of our brand. Unknown Speaker 31:29 Yeah, maybe they were trying to get you there. But everybody, but everyone just ended up they were like, damn near this close. It's supposed to be Steve Jobs. Unknown Speaker 31:37 Well, that makes sense. If it's the McDonald's arches, and that's his eyebrows. Yeah, Unknown Speaker 31:40 maybe, maybe? I don't know. So that was that was one of them. Here's another best advertisement Unknown Speaker 31:47 you've ever seen. Unknown Speaker 31:51 Probably there was this Pepsi commercial a few years ago where she crossed the line and get Unknown Speaker 32:02 excited at all. Was that excited? Well, no, I think the best one I've seen this for Nesquik. And it was in the DC subway. And as you're going through the tunnel, they did it as a as a flip picture. Oh, that's one frame at a time you're going to the subway. And is that I was like, I was like, dang. That's great. Unknown Speaker 32:20 That is very cool. I like that. Anyway, yeah, that's really cool. I like that a lot. Unknown Speaker 32:28 And then at the end of the flip picture, he was given Nesquik to a police officer. And then it kept going. And I mean, the sequence got weird, but he ended up like on the ground. And the police officer was standing over him and then it cuts to the police officer who's on now leaning, it was a law. He's like now leaning in. Wake up. Whoa, that it just kept going. Cop seven, nine Central on TV. Shops Unknown Speaker 33:09 used to watch cops. Were usually watching cops and we watch the TV, we would chant. We were holy cow. Unknown Speaker 33:25 We would watch the live PD in Springfield in our own Unknown Speaker 33:28 town. And we'd be like, let's go find it. And drive it. Go do it. Oh my gosh. Unknown Speaker 33:38 So another theory is that. And this was like one of the other leading theories sure is that only a couple people actually jumped at this man. The rest of them saw this man somewhere and then drag it up. Yes. And that's and so it was never suggested a dream. Yeah, to begin with. Another one is that um, Unknown Speaker 34:02 well, but also is that you could have a dream of a generic man. And someone could show you a picture. And you can go I yeah, I mean, because again, it's fuzzy picture in your dream. Unknown Speaker 34:12 That's the that's the other theory is that because it's hard for you to remember your dreams actually areas specifically that if you get seen this picture, you'd be like, well, you know what, I think I have seen that guy Unknown Speaker 34:23 can't recall dreams. Like, I'll wake up and be like, your dream. I'm thinking about that later today. And then later, I just go, oh, I had a dream I was gonna tell you about but I can't remember a single detail by the Unknown Speaker 34:35 end of those people who like returning all their dreams when they first wake up. Yeah, yeah, I thought about doing that before but I'm also like, why Unknown Speaker 34:41 though? Yeah, but I just prefer to like, you know, make money and like, have a job and do the people who do that stuff are the people who have time to do that. Get Ready With Me on tick tock videos, you know? It's like all right, well, Unknown Speaker 34:57 last night I dreamed Unknown Speaker 34:59 of Like there was this man just have kids you can have a personality at least you know it's you know the moms and it's like thank God you got kids you got something to do Unknown Speaker 35:17 but that's what here's some dads golf because they don't got a personality. Yeah. Or like the guys that are like buffed out at that. Yeah, Unknown Speaker 35:25 yeah. Well, their personality, their personality number one thing Unknown Speaker 35:30 before that they had to float through these weird horoscope phase and wake up in your dreams phase. Yeah, that's I'm saying you know, one, find me a person who is consistently journaled their dreams for like 50 years. Find me that person, you know, and I guarantee I guarantee they live in a weird cottage. Okay, and they drink this gross tea that they make from the garden. And they've convinced themselves that you try it. It tastes tastes terrible. Unknown Speaker 36:00 It's awful. Unknown Speaker 36:02 Yeah, how do you make this Oh, was doing that for more parts? Unknown Speaker 36:04 Mud? Two parts of lemon? Unknown Speaker 36:06 Yeah, it actually is really revolutionized my fun there. It came into the dream once you know what else Regan? No. Unknown Speaker 36:22 I can't tell you a regular change my life Unknown Speaker 36:23 is my life this year. Oh my gosh. Okay. Here's the six theory. And this one is a little hoo, ha. Okay. So this theory is that you know, like remote viewing more Unknown Speaker 36:36 than God. Then it's like, that's God. Yeah. Like, this one's out there. Unknown Speaker 36:41 Yeah. So you remember the remote viewing episode? Yeah. So this theory is that there was a guy who had mastered this form of meditation where he could lean into people's dreams from afar, like remote viewing, but into your dream, kind of like Inception. Sure. But it wasn't like, hey, let's dream together. It was, hey, I'm going to infiltrate your dreams and scare the heck out of you. Sure to wake up? And yeah, so that was, that's not theory. There's no real science behind that. I think it was just some community members. Unknown Speaker 37:14 There's a god if there's a guy who gets in your dreams, get into our dreams, or like my theories, no limits, just theorize you can just think so yeah, this is Unknown Speaker 37:24 what I think it is. In 2010, we got the answer. Right now. Yeah, in 2010, we got the answer. Well, maybe, maybe, in 2010, is what happened. There was a guy who got a job for a company called I don't remember what the company is called. But basically, they were an art agency, okay. And he wrote a blog post on that our agency's website, and he said that he was the founder of this man.org. And he said that it was a guerilla marketing stunt. And that he created this whole backstory, and this website, to market a movie that was supposed to launch where this man was going to be, it was like a horror movie. And this man was gonna be the bad guy that was infiltrating people's dreams. And this was his marketing campaign for it. But the movie ended up running out of funding, hey, ever happened to I don't hate that. Very cool. Very cool. What is interesting is that blog post was up for a couple months before it got ticket down. And then this guy, a like, became public that he owned that website, and unfortunately, ended up finding it and was like, Yeah, this guy owns his website. And he also owns a website called gorilla, gorilla, not gorilla, gorilla. marketing.it, something like that. Unknown Speaker 39:03 That's not a buy. Don't sell that. I'll tell you what. Unknown Speaker 39:07 What's interesting is they took that blog post down, Vice found this guy and Vice News did an article on it. And he in the interview, acted like it was real. And this was two years after that blog post after he came out and said it was all a guerilla marketing tactic, vise to the article and vice and in the interview, he said that he had the dream. And he told his like, so the story is different now. He told his psychiatrist about it, the psychiatrists wrote it and started for he made the posts. Now the interview happened after the post is like two or three years after the post, Unknown Speaker 39:38 vice. The interview was post post. Unknown Speaker 39:42 The interview was post book blog post, yeah, post post, post, post, yes. Post post, pre Post Malone. Post post post, it was post post but pre Post Malone, but post, post serial. Got it and post post offices. Unknown Speaker 39:58 Sure. Wow, if you really think about it. We're living in a post office era, aren't we? Unknown Speaker 40:11 Wasn't that funny, but hey, I'll take Unknown Speaker 40:15 it a lot. Yeah, no vice, Unknown Speaker 40:18 but he pretended like it was real. He did this whole thing. He said it was real. He did this whole interview Unknown Speaker 40:22 acting like it was a true story. And the interviewer Kay, Vice puts out the article on another blog post. Now a bunch of people come and they're like, Hey, this guy wrote a blog post a while ago, and said it wasn't true. And so then Vice took it back and put out an update and said, Hey, turns out that article he put out wasn't true. And everyone's like, I don't understand what's happening here. Like why is he acting like this is real all of a sudden when he already said he wasn't it wasn't real. And then no one's found him since? Yeah, and there hasn't been like he's not on that company's website as an employee. He doesn't have like a social media presence. So there's this was in 2016 when vise did the article so there's these ideas that may be somebody bought the rights that movie and was going to try to resurrect it right that happened yet sure. Or, This man got to vise this man got to the guy who made the guerrilla marketing sighs names and Andrei Nadella he's Italian marketer. This man might have got to them and said Hey, stop. You gotta stop this. Unknown Speaker 41:26 What do you mean this man got to them. Unknown Speaker 41:28 This man came to them in a dream Stop. Unknown Speaker 41:30 What are you talking about right now to stop it? No, I do like that marketing tactics Unknown Speaker 41:40 he's like, I'm real. Geez, dude. What a first of all brilliant market that out here. brilliant marketing scheme. One that they tried to do this but it kind of fell flat was for that Jake Gyllenhaal movie? What he just did look it up the one you got to be on the phone. Because I was in LA when that when this happened? So what's a call to guilty? Yes, look up the guilty skywriter the guilty movie skywriter we're gonna end up with a different episode. But the the? Because like, do you see what I'm talking about? It's got a phone number across the sky. That's cool. So put that on the screen if you can. I was in LA and I look up and this plane has written a phone number. I mean, so many letters like huge message and across giant like that's impressive. That's like multiple planes, I think. Yeah. Across the Sky in LA. That's says, listen carefully. 507. saver, which is such a weird thing. Listen carefully. 507 Unknown Speaker 42:55 say that's very impressive to write that much with Oh, I Unknown Speaker 42:58 know. That's what I'm saying. I feel like it had to be multiple planes or something. I don't know how the AC that's above LA. I was there that day. And I called the numbers. I was like, What the heck is this? And it was and now the movie trailer had not come out yet. And the voicemail that it leads you to? Like they were trying to make this a viral moment for sure. Yeah, the voicemail it'll lead you to did not mention anything about about the movie or anything. You could hear basically, it was a scene of their call. That was like plus in a line DREW Okay. And she's like, help or whatever. And it was like a very intense 911 call. Yeah, you know, and then it just Unknown Speaker 43:38 could you talk with Jake Gyllenhaal? Unknown Speaker 43:40 I couldn't. But as soon as I hit that, Jake, you know, the problem they had was when you Googled it, it immediately came up with a guilty. Yeah. And I think had they waited maybe just a day or two. It wouldn't. I didn't share it. You know? Yeah, I listened to it. I googled it. And found out as a movie promo didn't tweet about it. Yeah. You know that what they wanted was for me to be like, you might know what this is. Yeah. You know. Yeah. But that was an interesting. Interesting, and I heard the movie sucked. So I didn't watch it. Unknown Speaker 44:19 That is really clever. I like that. And that's impressive to write that much with Yeah, whatever. Yeah, so Unknown Speaker 44:27 but do imagine that you're just driving in LA and you look up and you see save her in the sky like Unknown Speaker 44:31 what you're like, Wait, excuse me. Yeah, that's that's Unknown Speaker 44:36 a weird couple minutes there. Unknown Speaker 44:39 Well, I'll call that number. Unknown Speaker 44:41 I said, y'all saver y'all safer. Unknown Speaker 44:42 I'll save I'm the hero. Unknown Speaker 44:44 I'm the one person in LA seeing this right now. Unknown Speaker 44:46 I'm the only versus la brave enough to call is Unknown Speaker 44:50 over who was the comedian that hired this guy writer. And they wrote, here's the Google comedian hires skywriter I forget what exactly they wrote but it's worth it Unknown Speaker 45:12 they wrote like don't know how to land. Unknown Speaker 45:15 Yeah, how do I land? How do I land? Yeah, that's funny. That's really Unknown Speaker 45:26 Kurt Brown Hall, Bronner, Carlson 6800. Unknown Speaker 45:31 It's like that's pretty funny. Unknown Speaker 45:36 That's so funny that like God set have a stake in sky right but he can't figure Unknown Speaker 45:42 out how do I lay it so funny. But I remember I was listening to comedy podcasts. There was another comedian who was who was like I gotta get out of here soon. I'm actually going to a rooftop party for my friend who hired a skywriter above LA and it was that incident. Pretty funny. Anyway, Unknown Speaker 46:03 anyways, yeah, so if you ever see this man in your dreams Unknown Speaker 46:08 Well, I mean, think about how you found this episode. You know, honestly, so we freaking got you. Unknown Speaker 46:15 Honestly though, like, I think now that if you watch this episode, there's a pretty good chance that this man is going to be dreams now. So I don't know what to say about that Unknown Speaker 46:28 when you end Connor Can you end the video? Like when we say the fiddle off Can you just put his face like in or put our face that's fine like that one I just felt my whole body go pale. Get that out of here. I don't want to look is mouth I don't want to look at it. Unknown Speaker 46:58 Kind of screen for this one too. He's a little bolder and this one this one Unknown Speaker 47:07 fiddle off dude. Let's get Unknown Speaker 47:15 things done last night is a production of space Tim medium produced by Christian Taylor audio by ours Garnett video by Connor Betts our graphics and our logo by Caleb Goldberg and our social media is run by Caleb Walker. Our hosts are Jeremiah and Tim stone. Follow us on your favorite social media platform at tilam podcast is Ti LL and podcast. Remember to tell all your friends about us and we'll see you next Tuesday for another episode of things I learned last night.


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Colorado River – How Ineptitude and Greed is Making California Thirsty

03-07-23
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Unknown Speaker 0:00 Hey man, what's up? Why are you sitting like that? Like why? You're like a news anchor on his first day. It was pretty accurate will be Unknown Speaker 0:16 why is your watch so big? Unknown Speaker 0:19 What a weird dream you're having when you're talking about one of my watch so beard eyes I'm just here to do a podcast. Unknown Speaker 0:32 It feels a geared up and puff and blow my house down. Unknown Speaker 0:37 No. Unknown Speaker 0:41 Okay. I also love question. Have you ever heard of the Colorado River? Unknown Speaker 0:52 Okay. Yes. Unknown Speaker 0:56 Have you heard of the Colorado? Is Unknown Speaker 0:57 that their triple A baseball team? The Colorado River. Unknown Speaker 1:01 Oh, that's kind of cool. Yeah, that's pretty. So we should be. Unknown Speaker 1:05 We should bleep that too. Then I guess sense. Go ahead and buy a minor league or minor league? Grand Canyon? Unknown Speaker 1:14 No. Have you heard of the Colorado River Compact? No. Yeah. It's a new compact car. From our planet Unknown Speaker 1:23 AAA minor league baseball team. Our merchandise is, you know, either one of those little like little fans just like so cheap. Or a car. No. in between. We don't sell. Yeah, compact car. That's true. Yeah, we're not like, rip. Unknown Speaker 1:40 We're not monsters. Tent the Grand Canyon. Definitely a museum. So at this point in time, 1922. Unknown Speaker 1:52 People didn't know why. They took all the water. Oh, sorry. I was watching the office. Okay, what else? Do you know about how Unknown Speaker 2:01 he doesn't have any hair on the Unknown Speaker 2:05 things I learned last night? Unknown Speaker 2:14 Colorado River Compact. Unknown Speaker 2:16 Yeah. I feel like I need to mention this. Unknown Speaker 2:19 Okay. Please do then. Unknown Speaker 2:23 Before we get too far ahead. Here's the deal. There is a Unknown Speaker 2:34 no, no, no, no, no. Okay, okay. Okay, I would just say, go for it. But I'll say the after the fiddle. Okay. No. Okay. So the Colorado River. Here's the Colorado River. I'll show you a picture of it. So in case you don't know, it's a big river that goes from Colorado, to the Gulf of California. Okay. And it's existed for a long time throughout history, if you will, for history. Because Unknown Speaker 3:14 what is what is water was is that okay? Is that just the site that this came from? Unknown Speaker 3:21 And I'm gonna be honest, I don't know. I don't I got this from Google images. So Unknown Speaker 3:25 okay. It just says pacific ocean water woes, and I was like it was water was a label or is that it? Makes sense. Unknown Speaker 3:32 I know that came from okay. I know their point. But I don't. Unknown Speaker 3:36 Oh, is it that the Colorado River is drying up? Yeah, it definitely Unknown Speaker 3:39 is. But yes, the Colorado river runs through Colorado, Utah. Sure. Arizona, Nevada, California. Unknown Speaker 3:46 carve the Grand Canyon. Unknown Speaker 3:49 And that's what they want you Unknown Speaker 3:51 it's the river at the bottom of Grand Canyon. Yes, it is. Yeah. Okay. Unknown Speaker 3:54 And then wants you to believe the Colorado River did that. Okay, Unknown Speaker 4:02 have you been? We've been we went to the Grand Canyon together. Unknown Speaker 4:04 Yeah. Yeah. Have you been to the wiki? Yes. Yeah. Unknown Speaker 4:08 So we also probably when we took that trip to Durango where you almost ruined my car. We probably drove by the Grand Canyon or the Colorado River then actually no, we didn't know we stayed underneath it there. Yeah. But surely at some point, one of our travels we drove I know I've seen it in Colorado. Okay. Unknown Speaker 4:26 Here's the deal. It's not real. Unknown Speaker 4:28 No, my number one complaint with that theory about the Grand Canyon Colorado River thing. No, that's Unknown Speaker 4:33 what Hold on. The theory which theory that the that it did or did not carve the Grand Canyon that car the Grand Canyon. Yeah. You have an issue with that. Okay, okay, go ahead. Unknown Speaker 4:47 Because why there and nowhere else? What's unique to the Grand Canyon versus the rest of the route of the Colorado River. That made it carves the Grand Canyon there, then nowhere US Riddle me this Batman. Unknown Speaker 5:06 I don't have time to give you a typography lesson or a, a lesson in how different landscapes and different heights create different water pressures. And then the level of the water and different elevations. I don't have time to do all this. Unknown Speaker 5:26 I don't buy it. I don't buy it. It's not a believable story to me. I think it was like a Salton Sea scenario. Like there was a big ocean there and then we dropped the nuke and it would happen and try it out. You know, probably Unknown Speaker 5:37 happen. Yeah. Let's be real. Yeah. Was in. In Arizona, right? Yeah, there was a bear. A lot of cocaine. That bear just started started. And a docked out Unknown Speaker 5:55 for 2.8 million. And it's down there somewhere. He's still digging a little hat on a miner's hat. Unknown Speaker 6:05 And he's down there and he's digging the Grand Canyon here. You know, my favorite thing about the Grand Canyon is with you. Is the time that you just assumed there was a diner that I've never I know we've talked about on the podcast before but I've never seen Tim so angry in my entire life just make sense when we got up there it just makes it there's no like he was expecting like a local waffle house to be up there. Yeah, and there's not there is a lodge that serves basic hotel breakfast food. And then there is a McDonald's now, I don't know if you can imagine because of the way elevation works. How difficult it is to get product to that McDonald's but Unknown Speaker 6:47 because Asian is just distant from everything. Look at okay, Unknown Speaker 6:51 if you're like, Oh, why did a car there and not everywhere else along the route? Okay, why don't you look at the elevation difference between Northern Arizona there and the elevation diversity in lower Arizona. Once you look at what Unknown Speaker 7:02 what do you mean? What do you mean? In this picture? It's more north for sure. You're taking the flat Unknown Speaker 7:06 earth thing to a completely new level. I'm saying we get up all the way to the Grand Canyon. It costs a lot for McDonald's to ship anything there. So therefore they have to charge a lot more. Unknown Speaker 7:19 Okay, they had to charge maybe 30 cents. And today's highs were about to rip up maybe. And easy racing Unknown Speaker 7:27 bags because he's like, I can't believe he's yelling at McDonald's employees. I can't believe a MIG DeBell is for does it was $8 first of all dollars for breakfast sandwich. Unknown Speaker 7:44 It's the freakin it's the airport effect because you're on the other side of the gate. They know you have no other options. It's like you can eat this this cheap bad hotel breakfast, or you can come to McDonald's and pay triple what you would anywhere else. We're just still a quarter of the price of any bra. I'm not gonna lie. It was absurd. I'm still not Unknown Speaker 8:10 that mad. Here's what I was upset about is that someone had a drone. We watched the we drove through the night to watch the sunrise at the Grand Canyon. Somebody had a word of we wake up that we will come to California woke up in California. We went to Vegas and then drove through the night. Yeah, it was a long night. All right, don't try to justify yourself. All right, you became a little Karen. I 23. The drone comes at me. It's beautiful. Picture sunrise, the Grand Canyon, right? And it's like you're on this road trip with your friends early 20s. You're like, oh my gosh, we're gonna live forever, you know, and you see the sunrise and you're coming to reality with the fact that this canyon has been around for millennia. Right? And it's been carved so slowly by the Colorado River. By that Colorado bear. And it's been a you know, and you're just faced with nature, and then you just hear Zach you know, and this little day and he's getting a drone shot of the sunrise and you weren't mad. You were like I wasn't you were like that's annoying, but whatever. No, it was funny $12 Hamburger loses Unknown Speaker 9:22 his mind because that was obscene that Unknown Speaker 9:24 would have kept telling you that angry before Unknown Speaker 9:27 that was just that that's what it was. That wasn't a scene display of capitalism. And Unknown Speaker 9:32 I thought you were all for that. No, I here's the thing. If they're at the top of the they should be able to charge for everyone and if I don't want it I don't have to pay for it. Unknown Speaker 9:40 I mean whatever bro. Oh my gosh watched. Wow. Welcome to day two of the newsroom. Unknown Speaker 9:48 I don't want it I don't have to pay for it. Oh Unknown Speaker 9:50 my god. That's how it works. Tim No, it's not that's it's taking advantage. The other side of the Unknown Speaker 9:56 Republic Tim Oh my Unknown Speaker 9:58 gosh. I'm just saying the stove with its gas. Unknown Speaker 10:03 Okay, move on. Okay, so the rivers drying up. Yeah. So here's the deal carved the Grand Canyon. You hate that theory? It's debatable, you know, literally not, but go ahead. It's Unknown Speaker 10:15 debatable. And say it doesn't stand up to scrutiny. No, it's the Colorado River. Here's the deal. You're right. It's, it's drying up. That's what's happening. And it's a it's a predictable problem that has done nothing but get worse and worse, that we don't have a solution for. And it's scary. And I'm gonna scare you for a little bit. Are you ready? Sure. Before we do, Unknown Speaker 10:42 I do love these episodes of like the Loeb episode where you're like, I'm gonna like scare you with horror stuff. And then now I'm just gonna scare you with dull, boring ring stats that are equally terrifying. Unknown Speaker 10:59 So, okay, so check this out. All right. All right. As as you know, are your air pods out? There? We're uncomfortable in my pocket. Okay, sorry. Go ahead. As you know, Unknown Speaker 11:14 put your pots away. What are you doing right now, Unknown Speaker 11:15 when I research this stuff? What do you stop it? Unknown Speaker 11:21 I've got a moment I'm trying to Unknown Speaker 11:24 do your monologue as Unknown Speaker 11:29 every night, as I'm prepping for an episode last night, I research a lot of Wikipedia. Sometimes, I research more than just Wikipedia, I take looks at other sources and water. That could be Wikipedia articles. That could be newspaper or other sources, academic journals, if you will. Usually not those. Or what happens sometimes is I take a look at YouTube. Bah, bah bah, gay and this very scenario, I looked at a video from a creator named real life lor, who I've actually now watched a lot of videos from very captivating. Great content. Definitely 10 out of 10 recommend. Okay, and I just want to play you. You don't even have to see it. Just the audio clip. From like three seconds of this video. You'll understand why. It's very important to me. Already, Unknown Speaker 12:34 sir. Here we go. bar to the contrary, California's water problem is an ancient one that goes Unknown Speaker 12:53 this is the first time I felt like a part of the community. Unknown Speaker 12:55 You found it. You found a YouTuber. This community an ancient Unknown Speaker 13:04 ancient Yeah, baby put it on a shirt. It's not just me. I'm not the only Ancient One. D anxious one of the oddest. This whole top. Unknown Speaker 13:22 You there was a problem with our new we have brand new equipment. Yeah, and there was a problem getting the audio to work. And Tim was like, I used to do the audio for this episode. I'm really gonna need to use the audio. Like Alex, if we can figure it out. I'm gonna really need to use the audio for this episode. And I guarantee that was the only thing he's gonna use audio for anything else? Unknown Speaker 13:39 No, that was, honestly, we can fiddle off the episode. This is why I brought the Unknown Speaker 13:43 Colorado River. No, yeah, he would dry it up. Unknown Speaker 13:47 So the Colorado River Compact because we got to take it back to 19 2200 years plus one ago. Okay. Unknown Speaker 13:55 Sure. 101 years ago, Unknown Speaker 13:58 one for every Dalmatian. Unknown Speaker 14:00 So at this point in time, 1922. Unknown Speaker 14:04 People didn't know a lot. I mean, like they did, they made decisions, but they didn't make decisions. They they weren't thinking like how's it going to hurt people in 100 years is true. And capitalism was really roaring and people still don't do that. But they were doing it way worse back in the 1900s. Yeah, this Unknown Speaker 14:19 was the roaring 20s where there was this idea that you can use as much as you want, and you're never going to run out. Yeah. Except for the people who did this compact. Base said, Wait a second. We got this Colorado River, and it's providing water to all of these states. Yeah. And that's a lot. And as some of these states, like California expands, they're drawing more and more water. Yeah. And we don't want them to take all of our water. And so all these upper basin states, Colorado, New Mexico, Utah and parts of Arizona, we're like we need to make sure that California has this to lower water from us, basically is the idea. Okay. And so they said, we'll create a compact, which was just a pact. I don't know why they added a column to it. Is that where a patch came from? is packed. Is making a pack that compact but you just shorted it. You compacted the contact. Interesting. Yeah. Wow, I'm learning so many words. So they made a Unknown Speaker 15:26 pact photo shortly for fiddled, Unknown Speaker 15:31 they made a pact which is short for to distribute the water evenly amongst them. There's a couple of things that play with this before you include it or just those the states that are in these upper basin, no upper and lower basin. Anything that's within the little swatches you see here, okay. They were like, Hey, guys, yeah, let's Unknown Speaker 15:50 make a deal. They named after us, but we're gonna split it evenly. They said. They said bankers, Colin, Colorado gets 51% though, Unknown Speaker 15:58 gotta get to the 1%. Now, they said bankers, Colin, you could open up another case. Or you could take the deal. Unknown Speaker 16:06 And okay. And how he was like, this is a lot of money. Unknown Speaker 16:11 He was did the double fingerprint. Or you could, you could see what's in this case, in this case, or, or he always did that. What's his deal? It's almost like his hands are like a little Marriott. They're like they're tied together. Unknown Speaker 16:25 Yeah. You know, I was listening to the Unknown Speaker 16:29 real it's up for debate. Unknown Speaker 16:36 There's no way that Colorado River bade that guy Unknown Speaker 16:41 ever said, Unknown Speaker 16:46 Hey, thanks for checking out things other than last night. If you're enjoying this, we have a ton of episodes. We've been doing this for a few years now. So make sure you go back check them out. My current favorite is Elmer McCurdy. It's a story about a guy who was born in 1890, died in 1910. and was buried in 1976, which is just weird. The story is absolutely bonkers. I don't want to give too much away. But it was a super fun one. We loved it. Make sure you check that one out. But again, thanks for checking out things like last night. Unknown Speaker 17:20 You know that that episode, that first episode? If you heard the story, that of what? Unknown Speaker 17:34 Okay, how he did that episode. And he thought this was the end of his career. Like he took this deal because he was ready to retire. And he did not think his career was going anywhere else. And because at the time TV was different, I guess. Yes. And doing something like that was like the end of that was a career like, and so he's like, Yeah, I'm hosting a game show. Now. That's I'm sailing off into the sunset, my career is over. And he did not have a good attitude about it did not think it was gonna be great. He did the show. And he did that in that first episode. There was a lady who kind of he, he tells the stories, because like, she was kind of in the heat of the moment, like getting excited and turning down these deals, and they were lots of money. And he's like, I knew her story, because I like got to know her. And that would have changed the life you eat. And so he was trying really hard like to tell her to take the money. And so the whole his whole shtick that ended up becoming his stick through the whole series was because that first episode, he was genuinely being like, now listen, this is a lot of Unknown Speaker 18:35 his money you that you need. Unknown Speaker 18:39 Do you want to take the deal? Or open up another and he was like, he was like, I was talking to her like she was a child because I wanted to break through the heat of that moment for her like, I'm on TV. I'm in the show. Here's how I'm in debt. Like, it'd be like, real money. Yeah. And then did she lose a lot of money? I don't know what happened in that episode. But he said that after it like he immediately went on vacation because he didn't want to see it. He's like, he's like this the, the dying thing I do with my career. It was primetime TV, though. Yeah. And then it got like 9 million views on primetime first night and like was huge, massive it we all. And producers were like, I don't know what you were doing when you hosted that but do it in every episode. And he was like, you may try to talk people out of toxic sins. From Yeah, yeah, it was he was not like the way it was written wasn't for him to act the way he did, because he was genuinely. What's Unknown Speaker 19:32 interesting, though, is that I bet that made them not want to do it. Like maybe like maybe it was one of those like they're on a game show. And the host is like hey, and like that almost to them was like that. They wouldn't do that if there was, you know, you don't say like he was just like, please take the money. Unknown Speaker 19:54 It's like It's like your rich entrepreneur friend being like that. A million dollars is a lot of money and you being like, I want my gender Unknown Speaker 19:59 like I want my jet. Unknown Speaker 20:02 Yeah, yeah. So anyways, that's some free deal. trivia for you. Unknown Speaker 20:06 Yeah. What else? Do you know about how Unknown Speaker 20:10 he doesn't have any hair on the top? Unknown Speaker 20:20 Okay, so the upper basin, cheese. MTV was his idea also like that if anybody sees the clueless no context picture of the Colorado River on the screen. You heard no deal. Like if we clip that we're like, yeah, the whole story on the screen is just Colorado Unknown Speaker 20:56 for no reason. Reason, oh, I guess it was guys like the Colorado River Unknown Speaker 21:02 feds. So here's what they did. They said, they said, Okay. There's a couple of things at play here. First is, who had it first, whoever got it first gets to keep it the most. That was the words that they used. And they said, California, you got it last. And so we get into the flow of the river, no, like whoever had the rights first, like literally had rights to it first. And so people, naturally, people further along, because of the way western expansion worked. Colorado got to the Colorado River first because they were there first. And they claimed rights to it first. And so basically, people in the upper basin had higher rights to the water because they had rights to begin with, okay, the people in the lower basin. And so the idea was if there was ever a situation where things started to dry up, upper basin has rights over lower basin. And so the lower basin is going to have to figure something else out for and we get our water because our water and we're just kind of sharing it with you because it's spilling down the side of the Unknown Speaker 22:03 world or the leftover Colorado River. Unknown Speaker 22:07 The other thing that was at play was they said because of this, because it does kind of flow through your stuff. Also. You can have some of it, but we're going to try to evenly distribute it based upon need. And so they came up with this algorithm of sorts, it wasn't another day, but they divided they divvied it up based upon a couple things. One, they had a group called Unknown Speaker 22:37 Kalam refer corpse because I Unknown Speaker 22:41 remember Corp beta group called River company. The company Unknown Speaker 22:50 river Corp came and they did the math to figure out how much water flow to the Colorado River in a year. Sure. And they said we're pretty sure it's about 15 million acre feet of water a year close to the Colorado River. Okay, lots of water. And because politics the politicians in that were involved in this said, call it 16.5 So that way we can give a little bit to Mexico and make them feel like oh, we get some water too. And so they're like okay, 16 point 5 million acre feet of water is gonna fly right here. Okay. And what they did is that extra 1.5 They gave to Mexico and they're like you can have 1.5 million acre feet and Unknown Speaker 23:37 now they have 13 Five to split the rest now they have 15 Because they Unknown Speaker 23:41 raised the number artificially, Unknown Speaker 23:43 okay. Unknown Speaker 23:47 And that other 15 they split down the middle 7.5 to the upper basin 7.5 the lower basin and then they within those they split up percentages based upon need in those regions or so in the upper basin 51% went to Colorado 23% to Utah 14% to Wyoming 11% in New Mexico and point 7% to that little corner of Arizona that's in the upper basin and then in the lower basin 58% to California 37% to Arizona and 4% to Nevada. So everybody got their little percentage of water. Mexico got 1.5 million feet acre feet of water and everybody was happy we're all getting water right? Unknown Speaker 24:32 Wrong. Bad bad Unknown Speaker 24:35 because he's because there's a couple things obviously they artificially inflated that number Unknown Speaker 24:39 right and there's still a bear on the loose Unknown Speaker 24:42 carpet up the drinking so he gets thirsty now that's a big game. We Unknown Speaker 24:49 found him his belly was just full of water full of Colorado water. He Unknown Speaker 24:54 was a bloated Mayor So Colorado River water no the He, Unknown Speaker 25:02 when they took this sample to figure out how much water is going through, yeah, was 1922. Yeah, they Unknown Speaker 25:07 didn't know how to count back then. Unknown Speaker 25:09 How to come up with numbers yet? No, they the issue was at that time did they miss counted? No. But at that time, the American Southwest wasn't what we would later learn was the wettest season in probably 500 years, and the American Southwest. Oh, and so they said that the average would be 15 acre feet a year, 50 million acre feet a million, but that was based on that year, which was the wettest in like 500 years. What was probably what we know now was the more realistic average would be around 12 to 13 million acre feet a year. Okay. And so they were off by three to five are three to 4 million acre feet a year and then they inflated that by an extra 1.5 million so they could give some to Mexico Sure. And make themselves look good, I guess? I don't know. So they were grossly over allocating what they had to begin with. This was when things were good. Something that they also didn't anticipate was the American Southwest being what it is because this was the 20s. La was there and LA was rapidly expanding. And this is the reason for the compact. Yeah, but other than that, all the other major cities that we have in here, Phoenix, Denver Vegas, were all smaller cities, especially Vegas. Vegas, wasn't even on the map. Like it was like a little trading outpost. Nobody had the idea that any of these cities would become what they ended up becoming one day and require as much water as they end up requiring one day or have things like the Bellagio fountain just squirting water all the time. Nobody had the foresight. You Unknown Speaker 26:58 know how the Bellagio works, right? Yeah, it's Unknown Speaker 27:00 yeah, it's a cycle. You know, it's like a pump. No. Okay, tell me. Unknown Speaker 27:06 I mean, it is. Yeah, it's Howie Mandel. And they're just everyday spitting in it. That's just how he read they'll spit that's all it is. It's gross. Unknown Speaker 27:18 It just backstrokes out to the middle of the Bellagio. Unknown Speaker 27:30 He thought Deal or No Deal was the end of his career Unknown Speaker 27:38 no Unknown Speaker 27:41 it was a respect on his name. That's how we Mendell. Succeed. Okay, no, but the Bellagio that water is evaporating so they can't just Oh, really? Michael? Unknown Speaker 27:58 Yeah. In Vegas it is interested in? Unknown Speaker 28:01 Yeah, so there's actually a process that they've got and I can't quote it to you remember it right now, but I we should look that up in a little bit. But I know they figured it out. But they really did. They did figure it out. And I I don't want to say something to be wrong. So I'm gonna wait and maybe we could do Unknown Speaker 28:18 a whole podcast. I do that in every episode. I know. Unknown Speaker 28:20 And I I read the YouTube comments. So like, chill. But we could do it. You could do a whole mini episode on the Bellagio fountain. Interesting. Yeah, so they just stay tuned. If you want to see that many episodes, you should subscribe to the podcast on YouTube and also wherever you're listening again, maybe you support us on Patreon because our listenership is a lot like the water in that it's slowly dying. Unknown Speaker 28:46 We have to put more in or else we lose it. I can't keep downloading is taking all of our listeners. We don't know what to do with them. Unknown Speaker 28:58 So be careful out there. They're gonna find you. California's Kevin, where do you tell the listeners watch out for the California. They're gonna take Yeah, we should cut like they take everything. He's lost it. Like they take everything. Okay, so they how so now it's the average is 12 million. Trillions gallons. How many gallons is that? Unknown Speaker 29:30 Gosh, a lot. Okay. Unknown Speaker 29:33 Don't worry about looking at the number. Too late now. All right. So the Bellagio right? So the detection of the toilet water that flushes down and you've been one Unknown Speaker 29:44 acre foot? Water is 325,000 gallons. Oh, so we're talking million acre feet. So we're talking trillions of gallons cool. Can you imagine carrying those groceries in. Unknown Speaker 30:02 Okay, so yeah, what's happened in that? What's the average now? Unknown Speaker 30:06 So so now it's a more complicated situation because Unknown Speaker 30:10 because Phoenix is Phoenix now Phoenix is grown. Phoenix Unknown Speaker 30:13 is huge. LA is huge. San Diego is huge. Vegas is huge. Denver is huge. Even Salt Lake City is getting big. And even cities like Grand Junction are drawing from the river and the amount of water that's flowing through. So there's a lot of cities drawing on it. But more than that, there are a ridiculous amount of farmers that are drawing on it and using it for agriculture. And they're using significantly more per capita water than everybody in the cities are using. Because you know, they got a farm. Yeah, if you don't water a plant, it dies Unknown Speaker 30:56 Do you have the dead one somewhere? There it is. She's saving its life in our Athletic Greens bottle. Athletic Greens bring life Unknown Speaker 31:17 just $5 a month you can support the plans Unknown Speaker 31:35 wake up every day. Looking for water. Tim doesn't Unknown Speaker 31:46 my wife pick these plans out for our office and I haven't done a good job of taking care of you killed them. Well, that one's you. Murder. That one's doing all right. That one's fine. This one's doing. Unknown Speaker 31:57 That one's not doing well. Unknown Speaker 31:59 That one's fine. This one is this one is it's struggling. But it's not. Yeah, I Unknown Speaker 32:04 could get that one up there. And make it I mean, I Unknown Speaker 32:07 don't know Katie might be saving it right now. Okay, well, Unknown Speaker 32:09 he's over here doing CPR. And Unknown Speaker 32:17 I know you don't do the mouse thing anymore, do you? You don't. Wow. Do what do you think this is 2004? You don't do the math thing and CPR and you're not CPR certified? I don't know. I'm CPR certified. Are you really? Yeah. Unknown Speaker 32:28 Want to do it real quick? Yeah, Unknown Speaker 32:31 let's practice. Unknown Speaker 32:32 Yeah. Well, somebody drowned real quick. Yeah, it's for it's for a bit. Unknown Speaker 32:40 Yeah, a little bit good content. All right. Unknown Speaker 32:46 Hey, thanks again for being here for this episode. If you want to help us make more of these, we have a patreon you can support us on. We don't make money from this. Personally, all the money from Patreon goes straight back into our show helps us to create better episodes good or better production quality. But more than anything, we're just so glad that you're here. So thank you so much for supporting our show. And if you want early access to be part of our Discord, please consider supporting us on Patreon. But other than that, we sort of say thanks again. Unknown Speaker 33:17 We didn't talk about Colorado River. So the farmers are trying to drive the farmers are drawing a lot of water as well. Okay. And this has over time ballooned the amount of usage sure, because as the agricultural industry in this area has grown, more farmers come in and use it. Yeah, as the cities have grown, obviously, more people are using water. And in each of these cities, industrial areas have grown, that use a lot of water to create whatever their product is. And so the difference in water usage from 1922 Two today is gigantic. It's almost almost unquantifiable. And I say almost like I have a number but I don't have a number. So my purpose is unquantifiable. I'm sure some scientists somewhere has it quantified but I know it's a big difference is the point. Okay. Another thing that's important about this region is the American Southwest is a desert, the whole region. Yeah. And they oscillate it oscillates between seasons of drought and seasons of like monsoon seasons. And so each year, you're gonna see vastly different levels of rainfall. And the way the Colorado River works, I guess we should talk about the ancient Colorado River for a second. The way the river starts up here at the tip of the Rocky Mountains. And it's pretty much I should say all but a major major source of it is snow runoff from the top of the Rocky Mountains, and then that snow takes a little Road Trip all over the mountain cough of California. God said, Unknown Speaker 35:06 big Yeah, but how? How do mountains form? Unknown Speaker 35:09 Whatever mountains? Yeah, it's runoff. No, no, no, Unknown Speaker 35:12 not the water. How do mountains form Tim? Why did mountains formed in Colorado and not in Arizona? The way that they are in Colorado? Unknown Speaker 35:22 Plate tectonics is the plates. Okay, like you try this at home takes the units from your cabinet. So you understand that push them together. Okay, and watch them get bigger. Sure. So Unknown Speaker 35:33 then the water would come off that elevated. Yes. Surface. Yeah. And run down runoff. Yeah, right. Yeah. Yeah. And you don't think that would? Cause of that force? Unknown Speaker 35:46 It would, but it wouldn't create the Grand Canyon. That's too much. Unknown Speaker 35:50 She was so close. You're so dumb. You sheep you Unknown Speaker 36:00 know, so. Unknown Speaker 36:05 I know it was a bear down. Unknown Speaker 36:06 No, it's really funny what? I said that not Ironically, when I went to braid with Bree, to the grandkids all Unknown Speaker 36:13 your wife was stupid sheep. No. Stupid sheep. I said that not ironically. We were having an argument and I said, you stupid sheep. Unknown Speaker 36:23 No, I said that. Not ironically, at the grade kin. I walked out there. And we reverted this. We had the brochures and she was reading. It was like the Colorado River carved this out whatever million years ago. And I was like, No way. And then the rest of the day. We kept hearing, like conspiracy theorists be like, Yeah, can you believe they think the Colorado River did this? I was like, God, dang it. I'm not one of them. Am I but I don't buy it. I do not buy Unknown Speaker 36:49 or not one of them. I'm not stupid. But they have a point. But I agree with everything they're saying is right. Yeah. Like I'm not one of them. I'm not Unknown Speaker 36:59 one of them. But they can be right about one thing. Yeah. Unknown Speaker 37:04 Maybe two, maybe maybe two things you think okay, maybe a lot of things. You know, Unknown Speaker 37:09 I What shape is the earth, Unknown Speaker 37:11 okay? All right. So, Canyon truthers. Unknown Speaker 37:17 And what happens is some years have a little less snow because it was a drier year than the year before. And so then that means that summer, the Colorado has less runoff and less flow. And it's it's in this perpetual state of oscillation. Sure. Because of the Colorado River Compact, all of these states and cities and municipalities are supposed to get 7.5. They know what they get, and they take it no matter what that year looked like. And on top of that, Unknown Speaker 37:46 the because they divided it on acreage, instead of percentage of what the flow actually is true. Unknown Speaker 37:52 Yes, there's a total amount that you get, and not a percentage. Yeah. And so every year, they're taking that amount, even though it might not be there that year. And it never was, because it was an exaggerated number to begin with. And so we have historically since the 20s been pulling more out of the Colorado River than the Colorado River had to pull out of. And this is becoming a massive issue for a few reasons. Unknown Speaker 38:16 Okay, because it's a Ponzi scheme. It is a it is a national forest Ponzi scheme. Unknown Speaker 38:26 That's pretty accurate. Yeah. So there's a problem for a couple of reasons. One, obviously, a lot of people aren't gonna be getting their water. Here's Lake Mead, which is the lake that serves the Hoover Dam. It's drying up. This is connected to the that's the year what year 2000 Yeah, the year 2000 On the left is just 20 years 22 on the right. It's basically just one year difference. Yeah, it's the how rapidly This is drying up right now is absurd. Because what happened in 1999 was a record drought one that drought ran on until 2003. And there was a wet year but in 2004, there was a drought that ran on again until 2009 Which then there was a two year wet year but because these droughts started extending the wet year couldn't keep up with how much it had drained from the reserves. So there's these there's these reservoirs all along it that okay, function as always to give us a backup if there's not a wet year, but because the dry years are getting the dry years are starting to be not just a dry year but 2345 years in a row that are dry, it can't keep up and it's getting drier faster. And so it leads us to the point where Unknown Speaker 39:41 so Oh, hold on though. I just want to make a quick Unknown Speaker 39:52 Yeah, bring your mic over so I can hear you. Can you stretch your Unknown Speaker 40:00 So, for the audio isn't on point of the TV right now. Yeah, he's stood up. So this right here. Yeah, this is now dry, right? Yes. Yeah. What would you call that area? Unknown Speaker 40:09 Yeah, that's to say that that's a dry lake bed. Unknown Speaker 40:12 That's a Troy lake bed. See, look, you're proving my point. Otherwise, no. And Unknown Speaker 40:16 my point here, let me tell you Sure. God, I've always said this for On this episode, but I have showed up at the Grand Canyon. Definitely a beauty Museum. You're not Unknown Speaker 40:26 just single. Well, you're saying is? So this is technically left? A Canyon, correct? Yes. But that's it. Thank you the journal. No further questions. Thank you. Unknown Speaker 40:40 People in our studio. Unknown Speaker 40:46 Great, I'm glad you asked. Stop. So. So here's this is this is about acreage, right. I'm gonna do like a weatherman. So. You're like there's water here? Unknown Speaker 41:04 Yeah, I see. Yeah. Yeah. Unknown Speaker 41:06 But if this is all dry, leaving a vast cavern? Yeah. left in the world. Yeah, that's just a canyon now. Unknown Speaker 41:15 I mean, yes. But not if Unknown Speaker 41:17 that were to be a large enough space. Would we maybe call it Unknown Speaker 41:24 that? Because the deal is the deal. I get what you're trying to say. The point is, it's not the Colorado River. This is a reservoir. This is a lake that was here. And they filled it up with water because they put an artificial dam in the way. I'm saying the aliens put an artificial dam in the way the Grand Canyon, filled it up. And then the sea dried up the Grand Canyon. See, that used to be the dry downs with you? I'm not saying it was Aliens, but I'm saying that there's no way it was just the river sunk for a bunch of years. There was there was a What do Unknown Speaker 41:58 you mean? sunk. dug a hole? No one I don't think Okay. Okay. There had to be. demonstrate this on like a small scale, right? You know, that we can like, Unknown Speaker 42:11 says if you make it bigger, it's gonna be alright, look at this. Look at this. You're not gonna convince me it's not true. Unknown Speaker 42:21 You are. Unknown Speaker 42:25 Okay, so look, here's another example. This is Hoover Dam. Between 22,020 21 Unknown Speaker 42:32 They don't have that little boat there anymore, do they? Unknown Speaker 42:35 Not? Yeah, not an option anymore. Again, a massive difference. This is this is concerning for another reason. along the Colorado River, there's a lot of these hydroelectric dams, Hoover Dam is like the most famous one, you'll see. There's a lot of these. As this water level lowers, Unknown Speaker 42:52 they will do all the work. So they will be able to create power there is Unknown Speaker 42:55 there's a point, which we're about, I think it's 80 or 90 feet. So it seems like a lot, but this is 20 years the difference. And that's easily way over 80 or 90 feet, where we're gonna be below the turbines, and the dam won't be able to produce power. Yeah. Which is where the majority of the power comes from for Las Vegas. And this is the story for a lot of cities along the Colorado River, who are getting a major source of their power from these hydroelectric dams that are now sinking. Unknown Speaker 43:30 What should I not drink this, then? Well, we're Unknown Speaker 43:34 not over there. So we're not taking process and we're not a part of the golf. Unknown Speaker 43:39 Okay. This that stresses me out. Unknown Speaker 43:42 Yeah. Isn't that crazy? So not only are we nearing a state where there's not enough water to go around for just drinking, and like our industry and agriculture, we're going into a situation that is not enough for power. And so it's nearing a situation where not only like, it's dangerous for a lot of reasons. And the thing that I think needs Unknown Speaker 44:05 to collapse in like 20 years. And by that I mean like literally our whole country. Like do you think this whole system we have is not going to last question is what's the point of doing a podcast? Here's what's the point of listening to this. Here's the thing you're driving in your car right now think about the fact that your car's not going to work you know, it can save you here's the thing, there's nothing you can do is the thing that they give out there's no power in your hands. It's over baby had a good run. Unknown Speaker 44:33 That is an interesting point because you might be watching this and saying well I live in the lower basin Unknown Speaker 44:38 How can I help we have a lot of lower base aliens I may take shorter showers I've been trying to reach out to splice and but we just we could Unknown Speaker 44:46 I could get rid of my lawn and do one of those like desert landscapes really Unknown Speaker 44:50 it's not Unknown Speaker 44:51 know if you can get a million people in LA to drastically change their lifestyle and and want to make a dent in this problem. It is such a massive issue where it has to be pretty much the whole, or it's not going to do anything until the sweeping changes are going into effect Unknown Speaker 45:08 where changes are happening. Unknown Speaker 45:09 So a few years ago committee got together and they basically Unknown Speaker 45:13 told the committee thank goodness. Yeah, yeah. Unknown Speaker 45:17 They basically said, Hey, California farmers, a bunch of you don't get any more water. Because they are leaning on this compact that said, upper basin gets the rights. And so if there's ever an issue, we get priority. And so Colorado or California, you guys are using a lot per capita that isn't fair. And so you're using more than you should be allotted. And so you're so they started making them fallow do fallow years where they basically let their land dry up one year, and the next year, they could farm it. So they had a full year where they want to use their land. Yikes. issue at that is getting that land to bounce back and actually dry it up doesn't work. Oh, well. Yeah, it's gonna take years. So most of these farms are are starting to go under. And yeah, that happened in Arizona. That happened in California Unknown Speaker 46:08 immediately cutting revenue in half. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Unknown Speaker 46:13 Well, it was it is as they paid them, they said we'll pay for your follow year. And so we'll pay you what you ever you would have made. And then the next year, you can go ahead. And Unknown Speaker 46:21 oh, I guess that's fair. Money's made up? Unknown Speaker 46:24 No, because then the next year, they can't farm. Because the the farms not bouncing back in one year. Okay. So what happened is they started doing this. Unknown Speaker 46:36 They were like, Whew, that was a bad idea. Sorry, guys, a bunch of farms Unknown Speaker 46:38 shut down. And this year, they started actually saying we can't give water to this district at all anymore. You have no water for farming. And so obviously, that literally forced them out. They aren't able to farm in that area anymore. A couple big impacts that I think were maybe overlooked, or maybe under valued. Were, what these farms do, because a lot of these farms are alfalfa farms. Which feed livestock. Yeah. And are exported. And so this is having a this is putting a strain on the livestock industry. Yep, not just here. But in China. China's a huge export, Japan is a huge export. And so it's constraining those industries as well. And so this is starting to have an impact that's much bigger than just sure southwest into the effect on on the economy. Well, yeah, but Unknown Speaker 47:41 I mean, I'm saying like that's, that's what what, you know, when COVID happens? The whole system relies on itself. Unknown Speaker 47:49 Yeah. Yeah. It's, it's like, the Bronze Age collapse episode we did is okay. It's all just kind of balanced on itself. And what a great one thing that you said that, yeah, that's great. And everything else kind of starts to fail? Well, anyway, Unknown Speaker 48:05 you know, if you're having a bad day, hope that made it worse. Unknown Speaker 48:10 So anyways, the whole point of the story is the Colorado River is in a very scary moment right now. And I think that people in the southwest I know about this, they've heard about it, it's been pretty public. What is scary is if you watch the news, and like, broadcasts about the problem. Sure, it's always given this happy spin. Because most of the cities where the broadcast is coming from, they have a backup plan, they have a another source of water. So the Colorado River can dry up, and there may be a change, there may be a situation where Scottsdale doesn't get to have green lawns anymore. But at the end of the day, you're not going to die. Like you're still gonna have water to drink. Okay. The farms that feed you are going to shut down. Yes, that's not being talked about. In the power plant. I'm thinking about the hydroelectric dams being talked about, I'm Unknown Speaker 49:05 thinking about how that water produce prices. Unknown Speaker 49:08 Oh, totally. Unknown Speaker 49:09 It affects all of us. Totally. Unknown Speaker 49:10 It will it. That's what Unknown Speaker 49:13 I'm trying to say too, is that the system is so built in on itself. But problems are not localized anymore. So it's like, that's not just the Southwest problem. Because the system is so like a, like an arch of rocks. You know, it's not one rock that holds it for the whole thing is built in together. You pull any one of those rocks out the whole thing falls. Exactly. And so what a good time. Yeah, you know, Unknown Speaker 49:39 so there are people trying to work on this and the early 2000s. They got together and they started saying hey, the way we set this up doesn't make sense. We needed to do something about it. They moved kind of slow, and then in 2008, they looked at the difference in water levels, and they're like, We need to move faster. And so they basically did away they didn't do it away. They play a compact with Unknown Speaker 49:58 throwing darts and like sitting in there decorating their cubicles for 30 years. Unknown Speaker 50:04 Like, oh, shoot the waters? Who took all the water? Unknown Speaker 50:12 Holly? Sorry, I was watching the office. I didn't even realize. Unknown Speaker 50:18 Yeah, pretty much. And then in 2008, they were like, Yeah, we're really running out of water really fast. And so the Compact is still in effect. But they basically they created a new version of it, that does go off percentages instead of gallons, or acre feet. Unknown Speaker 50:33 Was it a situation where farmers were taking their take, like what they usually take? Even if they didn't really need all of that? Because it was part of the split? Unknown Speaker 50:45 Um, I guess I don't, I don't think the word need makes sense. I think they were taking as much as they were allotted. Unknown Speaker 50:53 Yeah, but they didn't want it to take the whole amount. Unknown Speaker 50:57 That's debatable. Unknown Speaker 51:00 Like, they could have recycled water, they could have done different tactics earlier. Unknown Speaker 51:05 Well, that's What's complicated about that, too, is like in a lot of upper basin states, it's actually illegal to like collect rainwater, because it serves the Colorado River. And so like you can't collect rainwater for your farms and stuff like that. Sure, because you're limiting what Mexico is getting. And you're breaking the pact. So there's a lot of things where you're Unknown Speaker 51:26 what my, my little my little bend of rainwater. Unknown Speaker 51:32 I'm from Texas. Unknown Speaker 51:36 Okay, this is also what I hate. And we got to wrap this up. Yes. Alex has to get out of here. Yeah. I hate that these kinds of big issues come down to like, where they're on the news. And they're like, man, if you cut down on, you know, you take a shorter shower. Yeah. And then you know, you're Yeah, no. Unknown Speaker 51:54 So what that what it's come down to at this point is they created a new short term plan that expired in 2016. And then they create a new one that expired in 2019. They have one active now that expires in 20/26. That they are currently renegotiating because they've realized that things are moving fast they planned. And so they're the pact still exists, but they are operating as if it doesn't. What's unfortunate is a lot of upper basin states. And farmers, especially are acting like the PAC still exists and are kind of digging their heels in. what the experts are saying is at this point where we're at, there's not a situation that ends without somebody losing water. They're like, we have to take water rights from somebody at the situation we're at, or else everybody loses like this, all of it, all of it. Yeah, it'll completely dry up and there won't be water for anybody. And so pretty much the situation we're in this committee that's put together across the government and all of these states has to decide who they're going to hurt. Or else it doesn't exist anymore. And they're not doing that they're not choosing somebody to hurt. They're trying to make it work for everybody. And it's just not going to so it's a rough situation. Unknown Speaker 53:10 We do the same thing in this room right now. There's five people who do we get hurt one of us is not gonna get to walk down the stairs. Real prisoners experience Yeah, Unknown Speaker 53:23 I choose the horse Unknown Speaker 53:33 things last night is a production of space Tim medium produced by Christian Taylor audio by as Garnett video by Connor Betts. Our graphics and our logo by Caleb Goldberg and our social media is run by Caleb Walker. Our hosts are Jeremiah and Tim stone. Follow us on your favorite social media platform at Taillon podcast is Ti ll en podcast. Remember to tell all your friends about us and we'll see you next Tuesday for another episode of things I learned last night.


In 1922 officials from seven states agreed on the Colorado River Compact. This agreement would decide how water was distributed across the states that the Colorado River ran through. Today, this compact is the reason for severe drought and an apocalyptic scenario that is coming quickly to the southwest. At the time, the officials thought they fairly distributed water rights … Read More

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